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18:16 < Masaaki_Kagura> Hello Koakuma.
18:16 <%Koakuma> domo
18:17 <+Layla_Prismriver> hi
18:17 < Nitori_Kawashiro> Koa!
18:17 < Masaaki_Kagura> The whole thing with Machiko and Masaaki has become a bit of a tragedy, hasn't it Koakuma?
18:17 <+Snowwork> oh, well, then she'll just make you into her doll.
18:17 <~Sayuno> koakoakoakoakoa
18:17 <+Snowwork> what tragedy?
18:17 <+Snowwork> did someone die?
18:17 < Masaaki_Kagura> No, thank goodness.
18:18 <+Snowwork> oh then it's not tragic enough to be called a tragedy.
18:18 <+Snowwork> now, if Masaaki and Machiko are like Romeo and Juliet...
18:18 <+Snowwork> you know, one pretends to be dead, the other kills herself, and then he kills himself.
18:18 <%Koakuma> it's not really a tragedy
18:19 <+Snowwork> That's a tragedy.
18:19 < Ninetales> That's not how it works, Snow
18:19 <+Snowwork> oh shush you.
18:19 < Ninetales> No
18:19 < Masaaki_Kagura> Ninetales it's okay> I know by now that Snow is a total sadist.
18:19 < Ninetales> You shush
18:19 <+Snowwork> you're just squeamish about killing off characters
18:19 <+Snowwork> if it works as a dramatic device,  you damn well do it.
18:20 <%Koakuma> wha? that's not really sadism, that's just "describing what happens in a play"
18:20 <%Koakuma> a very famous play
18:20 < Masaaki_Kagura> Masaaki is a character not intended for killing off. Unlike  Azrael.
18:20 <@Tewi_Inaba> ...?
18:20 < Ninetales> This guys doesn't know a thing about tragedy plays.
18:20 <+Snowwork> yeah, so you can't pull off Romeo and Juliet.
18:20 <@Tewi_Inaba> Azrael died?
18:20 <+Snowwork> What about Hamlet?
18:20 <+Snowwork> Tengu doesn't have a daughter so you can't do King Lear
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> .. Macbeth!
18:21 <%Koakuma> now there's an idea
18:21 < Masaaki_Kagura> We are NOT going that route, snow.
18:21 <+Snowwork> and he doesn't have the nuts to usurp the throne like Macbeth
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> Masaaki kills Tenma and becomes the chief!
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> But
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> Momiji is pissed!
18:21 < Ninetales> Shut it, snow
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> She tracks down Masaaki and kills him!
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> And by then Machiko had gone insane with guilt..!
18:21  * Masaaki_Kagura eartwitches in annoyance
18:21 < Rokubi_Tsukishiro_> what's going on here.
18:21 <@Tewi_Inaba> TENGU SHAKESPEARE
18:21 <+Snowwork> "Out, damned spot!"
18:21 <%Koakuma> making jokes about shakespeare
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18:22 < Ninetales> Snow and Tewi gone insane.
18:22 <+Snowwork> they're pretty classic tragedies, god damn it
18:22 <@Tewi_Inaba> ,,
18:22 <+Snowwork> try doing better
18:22 <@Tewi_Inaba> What the hell is wrong with Shakespeare
18:22 < Masaaki_Kagura> I'm not going the Shakespeare route.
18:22 <%Koakuma> personally i think we should do death of a salesman
18:22 <@Tewi_Inaba> I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER
18:22 <+Snowwork> hmmmmm
18:22 <%Koakuma> masaaki starts going crazy and drives himself off an overpass
18:23 <+Snowwork> We could do the Metamorphosis...
18:23 <~Sayuno> I AINT FLUNKIN NO MATH
18:23 <+Snowwork> you know, Machiko wakes up and suddenly she has the arms of a mantis.
18:23 < Ninetales> Oh great Haiiro, please put us to reign of death!!
18:23 <%Koakuma> that would be alarming
18:23 <+Snowwork> hey, it's Kafkaesque.
18:23  * Masaaki_Kagura is audibly growling bnow, combined with eartwitching
18:23  * Koakuma puts a muzzle on the puppy
18:23 <&Haiiro> >please put us to reign of death
18:23 < Rokubi_Tsukishiro> easy, mate.
18:23 <&Haiiro> u wot m8
18:24 <+Snowwork> Or, Big Sister Kanako plops down on the Youkai Mountain with an iron fist!
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18:24 <%Koakuma> clearly we should do glengarry glen ross
18:24 <+Snowwork> Ministers of Truth, of Plenty, of Love!
18:24 < Ninetales> Or just silent everyone
18:24 <+Snowwork> ohh, Big Sister is here!
18:24 <+Snowwork> Big Sister Kanako is watching!
18:24 < Ninetales> Please Haiiro. Just do
18:24 < Ninetales> it
18:25  * Masaaki_Kagura rips the muzzle off of his face, sighing and retreating to a corner.
18:25 <+Snowwork> It's a pretty good plot, damn it.
18:25 <+Snowwork> Masaaki does love Big Sister.
18:25 < Ninetales> No! It's stupid
18:25 <%Koakuma> It's not stupid! It's ART
18:25 <&Haiiro> I swear, now that Nazeo's back you're all coming to get me
18:25 <+Snowwork> Exactly, Koa!
18:25 <+Snowwork> This is literary art!
18:26 <&Haiiro> with torches and pitchforks and do this do that this is wrong that is wrong
18:26 <%Koakuma> we should re-enact RENT, obviously
18:26 <+Snowwork> OH GOD NO.
18:26 < Ninetales> Then mute Koa and Snow and let me and masaaki talk
18:26 <+Snowwork> RENT? Really?
18:26 <%Koakuma> c l e a r l y
18:26 <+Snowwork> ......
18:26 <+Snowwork> I'd rather go with the Hunchback of Notre Dame
18:26 <&Haiiro> and how will your chat be different in the great scheme of things
18:26 < Iku_Nagae> ...da heck?
18:26 <%Koakuma> touhou has been crossed over with everything else
18:26 <%Koakuma> why not rent
18:27 < Masaaki_Kagura> Ninetales, you are aware Koakuma is Machiko, correct?
18:27 <+Snowwork> well, sure
18:27 <+Snowwork> but I don't really have a high opinion of it
18:27 <%Koakuma> i've never actually seen it i've just been exposed to it a lot
18:27 < Ninetales> We discussing how will Masaaki's exile will end
18:27 < Ninetales> And these two were messing it up
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18:27 <&Haiiro> ...Hmmm
18:27 <+Snowwork> no no no no no
18:28 <%Koakuma> you could just go to another room or PM about it
18:28 <&Haiiro> Koa
18:28 <+Snowwork> plot ideas!
18:28 <&Haiiro> They're talking about RP
18:28 < Zuren> Hi.
18:28 <&Haiiro> So no, they're not going somewhere else to talk
18:28 <&Haiiro> Hi!
18:28 <%Koakuma> yeah? it's not against the rules to discuss random things out of character
18:28 <%Koakuma> they don't have to go elsewhere. but neither do we
18:28 <&Haiiro> That is true
18:28 <+Snowwork> see, you want to know how it ends?
18:28 < Ninetales> just mute snow
18:28 <+Snowwork> We're borrowing from the classics!
18:28 < Ninetales> That will do
18:28 <&Haiiro> You don't need to be muted, you need to co-exist
18:29 <&Haiiro> Ninetales, Masaaki, say what you want, we don't need to mute anything
18:29 <&Haiiro> bluh bluh
18:29 < Masaaki_Kagura> Just continue, Ninetales.
18:29 < Zuren> Can we talk about this on another channel? While co-existing is possible, wouldn't it be easier for us to move it elsewhere?
18:29 <%Koakuma> okay snow i've got it
18:29 <%Koakuma> what we need to do
18:29 < Masaaki_Kagura> We are on a channel where we talk about RP.
18:29 < Ninetales> Anyway
18:30 <+Snowwork> Aight, fire away!
18:30 <+Snowwork> I'm open to suggestions!
18:30 <%Koakuma> we need to lift people's spirits. we need to go a little more lighthearted
18:30 <%Koakuma> we should re-enact the story of oedipus
18:30 <+Snowwork> .......
18:30  * Ninetales is frustrated
18:30 <+Snowwork> I see.......
18:30 <+Snowwork> brilliant!
18:31 < Masaaki_Kagura> Ohgod...
18:31 <&Haiiro> You're frustrated cause you're not talking
18:31 <%Koakuma> There won't be a dry eye in the audience. Because we'll spray them with hoses
18:31 <+Snowwork> Going with Sophocles!
18:31 < Ninetales> Let's put this on another channel, Masaaki_Kagura
18:31 <+Snowwork> This would surely cheer them all up
18:31 < Masaaki_Kagura> Ninetales, just talk, we were told not to go on another channel.
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18:31 < Ninetales> Let's just leave Snow and his dumb ideas
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18:31 <%Koakuma> you -can- go on another channel
18:31 < Masaaki_Kagura> Sensei!
18:31 <+Snowwork> or, you know, waft onion scent into the auditorium or something!
18:31 <%Koakuma> you just don't -have- to
18:32 < Momiji_Inubashiri> Hi
18:32 <%Koakuma> Really I think it'll be a smash-hit comedy
18:32 < Letty_Whiterock> Need a moment to catch up myself.
18:32 <%Koakuma> TouhOedipus?
18:32 <+Snowwork> I agree! Let's totatly do it!
18:32 < Ninetales> I can't get my idea because of Snow
18:32 < Letty_Whiterock> Wait, derp wrong channel.
18:32 <&Haiiro> There's an ignore function, you know
18:32 <+Snowwork> Shut up, don't blame me for your lack of ideas.
18:33 <+Snowwork> I'm throwing them out there left and right.
18:33 <%Koakuma> But who will be Oedipus?
18:33 <&Haiiro> If Snow bugs you this much (and he shouldn't), use it
18:33 < Ninetales> You shut up!
18:33 <+Snowwork> hmm~~~
18:33 <%Koakuma> CIRNO
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