Jump 036: Order of the Stick

>Jump 36: Order of the Stick
>Page of Cups (An idle dreamer oblivious to the realities of the world.)
Oh come on! It's a freaking comic, how bad could things really get?
>Age: 21
>Identity: Drop-In
>Race: Human (Free)
>Class: Cleric of Loki (Free)
Well, he's not QUITE a god of chaos here, but it's as close as I'm going to get.
>We Talk About +5 Swords All The Time (Free, drop-in)
The fourth wall? Yeah, someone drove through that in a bulldozer last week.
>That Sweet Evil Reverb (900)
Never know when kicking the intimidation factor up an extra notch will help.
>Random Encounters (600)
Ah, now THIS is promising...
>Dangerously Genre Savvy (300)
Seriously, it's a comic strip, things cannot get THAT bad even if it has gotten more serious.
>Sourcebooks (Free, drop-in)
Well, this is handy to read and give advice from. Heck, maybe I'll make some copies for the locals, they'd love it.
>Starmetal (200)
A regenerating bit of starmetal? Sounds useful.
>Paperbacks (0, drop-in)
Oh, now this I like. I can't wait to read the back issues.

You know what? I don't even know if I'm going to get involved in the main plot. I mean, I suppose it's possible. This is another one of those jumps where making plans in advance is counterproductive. Though I might see about preventing some of the bigger problems that could have still led to satisfying subplots.