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  1. T 1382758086 22* Topic for 22#thehappening is: 13,9THE GOVERNMENT HAS REOPENED, IT DIDNT HAVE TO END THIS WAY3,0| CNN: http://weplaylive.tv/live-news-stream | FOX: http://tvpc.com/Channel.php?ChannelID=27916| Triggers: .help .commands'
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  3. T 1382758086 22* Topic for 22#thehappening set by 26fetalfeast!fetalfeast@joseph.smith.loves.being.white (24Wed Oct 16 21:21:38 2013)
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  5. T 1382758087 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18DreadPirateRoberts
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  7. T 1382758102 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 OHAYO
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  9. T 1382758193 18<24DonyeWest18> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHxa7ilqQg
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  11. T 1382758193 18<22Paulcon18> 420 smoke weed and sieg heil every day - YouTube
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  13. T 1382758218 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/10/25/iran-bomb-uranium-israel/3186567/
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  15. T 1382758218 18<28Hapcon18> URL: Israel issues warning on report on Iran bomb
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  17. T 1382758218 18<22Paulcon18> Israel issues warning on report on Iran bomb
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  21. T 1382758358 18<24DonyeWest18> the sooner israel is wiped from the face of the earth, the sooner we will know peace
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  23. T 1382758393 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> donye come to #uk and tell that to bbc bot
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  25. T 1382758403 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> he learns this shit and will troll the channel long ager we are gone
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  27. T 1382758416 18<19bonerfart18> banned
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  29. T 1382758422 24* MyBody has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
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  31. T 1382758453 18<22guy900018> the hell?
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  35. T 1382758471 18<22guy900018> that fucker ninja op'd and b& you
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  37. T 1382758477 18<22guy900018> for what?
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  41. T 1382758512 18<19ZimmerTray18> absolutely disgusting
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  43. T 1382758514 18<19ZimmerTray18> http://images.4chan.org/pol/src/1382757364318.jpg
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  45. T 1382758514 18<28Hapcon18> PIC: JPEG[image/jpeg] w:1274 h:780 @ 208.85KB
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  47. T 1382758639 18<22guy900018> wow
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  49. T 1382758640 18<22guy900018> what a bitch
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  51. T 1382758656 19<guy9000> [23:33] <@DreadPirateRoberts> im gonna flex my internet superpowers cuz im a lil bitch in real life
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  53. T 1382758664 18<22guy900018> fucking truth right there.
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  55. T 1382758670 18<22guy900018> god
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  71. T 1382759145 18<19bonerfart18> taking one for the team
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  73. T 1382759176 18<22guy900018> ?
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  75. T 1382759181 18<22guy900018> that's what HE said
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  77. T 1382759181 18<22guy900018> rofl
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  79. T 1382759185 18<22guy900018> iShityounot
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  81. T 1382759210 18<19bonerfart18> I'm totally a martyr to the cause, fight the power, solidularity!!
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  83. T 1382759243 18<25rdr18> I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST!!! JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU YES I DO
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  85. T 1382759270 18<19bonerfart18> hallelu
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  87. T 1382759276 18<19bonerfart18> praaiiiise jesus
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  89. T 1382759294 18<19bonerfart18> can I et an witness?
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  91. T 1382759413 18<26sacredgeo18> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
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  93. T 1382759413 18<22Paulcon18> Neutral Milk Hotel - The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pts. 2-3 - YouTube
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  95. T 1382759413 18<28Hapcon18> URL: Neutral Milk Hotel - The King Of Carrot Flowers, Pts. 2-3 - YouTube
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  97. T 1382759425 18<19bonerfart18> thats supercute ZimmerTray
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  99. T 1382759458 18<19bonerfart18> species is just a social construct
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  101. T 1382759477 18<19ZimmerTray18> >tfw the same animal that tongues the trainer kills her
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  103. T 1382759501 18<19bonerfart18> nfw
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  105. T 1382759509 18<19bonerfart18> carunch
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  115. T 1382760566 18<27nospinzy18> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f84_1382735036
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  117. T 1382760566 18<22Paulcon18> LiveLeak.com - Charles Trippy - Awake During Brain Surgery
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  119. T 1382760566 18<28Hapcon18> URL: LiveLeak.com - Charles Trippy - Awake During Brain Surgery
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  121. T 1382760726 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 how bout that japanese CP
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  123. T 1382760757 18<25^moss18> wtf are you doing in here dpr?
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  125. T 1382760762 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 this
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  127. T 1382760767 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 ;)
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  129. T 1382760828 18<25^moss18> heys guys if you havent seen this you might wanna check it out, but dont click if you are home alone and its nighttime.
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  131. T 1382760832 18<25^moss18> http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/mysterious-case-elisa-lam/
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  133. T 1382760832 18<22Paulcon18> The Mysterious Case of Elisa Lam - The Vigilant Citizen - The Vigilant Citizen
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  135. T 1382760836 18<28Hapcon18> URL: The Mysterious Case of Elisa Lam - The Vigilant Citizen - The Vigilant Citizen
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  137. T 1382760875 19<sacredgeo> >DreadPirateRoberts
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  139. T 1382760883 18<26sacredgeo18> i thought you were in prison m8
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  141. T 1382760950 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 so i was watching this really good CP last night in my ccell
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  143. T 1382760981 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 i was really impressed such a small girl could take such a big dick
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  145. T 1382760994 18<26sacredgeo18> ^moss i remember doing a bunch of research on that with /pol/ and /x/
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  147. T 1382761024 18<25^moss18> wow dpr why do you even say shit like that
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  149. T 1382761029 18<25^moss18> you fucking bastard
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  153. T 1382761092 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18SpiralZX
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  155. T 1382761195 18<26SpiralZX18> fuck this dirt ignorant world that doesnt know about tooth chip implants
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  157. T 1382761206 18<26SpiralZX18> fuck the people who dont know
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  159. T 1382761237 23* MyBody (~Ishida-Ur@Rizon-E2DA9675.socal.res.rr.com23) has joined
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  161. T 1382761237 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18MyBody
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  163. T 1382761264 18<26SpiralZX18> only if i received help when I was in HS
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  173. T 1382761788 18<22guy900018> made an addition to my desktop >:3
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  175. T 1382761790 18<22guy900018> http://puu.sh/4ZJhs.jpg
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  177. T 1382761791 18<28Hapcon18> PIC: JPEG[image/jpeg] w:1280 h:1024 @ 585.54KB
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  179. T 1382761961 18<22guy900018> http://images.4chan.org/pol/src/1382761771045.jpg lmfao
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  181. T 1382761961 18<28Hapcon18> PIC: JPEG[image/jpeg] w:400 h:320 @ 33.21KB
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  183. T 1382762030 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> bbc the trinity of the black culture is weed, money and hoes.
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  185. T 1382762030 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> (12:31:29 AM) BBC: Bravenewworld4u: So just scan comcast ip ranges and compile a list of all the trinity of the black culture.
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  187. T 1382762030 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> (12:31:59 AM) Bravenewworld4u: that is the fnniest image evar
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  189. T 1382762030 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> (12:32:16 AM) Bravenewworld4u: http://puu.sh/4ZJhs.jpg
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  191. T 1382762030 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> (12:32:36 AM) Japex: fuck
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  193. T 1382762031 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> (12:32:38 AM) Japex: are u a hacker
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  195. T 1382762031 18<28Hapcon18> PIC: JPEG[image/jpeg] w:1280 h:1024 @ 585.54KB
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  197. T 1382762094 18<22guy900018> What the fuck, man.
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  201. T 1382762198 18<24HotGore18> https://images.4chan.org/v/src/1382757039800.png
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  203. T 1382762225 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 japex is the future of hacking
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  205. T 1382762249 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 he's like Neo the computahs just give up the pussy for him
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  207. T 1382762255 20<DreadPirateRoberts>30 just bends to his will
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  209. T 1382762327 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> thats bretty cool
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  211. T 1382762334 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> i just have to get women drinking
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  213. T 1382762786 18<22guy900018> lel
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  221. T 1382762961 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18trillcollins_tx
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  223. T 1382762991 18<22guy900018> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1DntKXvIP4
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  225. T 1382762991 18<22Paulcon18> Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule: Mommy Brule - YouTube
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  227. T 1382762991 18<28Hapcon18> URL: Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule: Mommy Brule - YouTube
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  229. T 1382762991 18<22guy900018> lmfao
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  231. T 1382762998 18<19trillcollins_tx18> i love that show
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  233. T 1382763026 18<22guy900018> ikr
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  235. T 1382763170 24* 28pidgin is now known as 18im_gay
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  237. T 1382763179 18<19trillcollins_tx18> i think im bout to go get this
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  239. T 1382763179 18<19trillcollins_tx18> https://whataburger.com/Food/Item/honey-bbq-chicken-strip
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  241. T 1382763180 18<22Paulcon18> Whataburger - Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich on Texas Toast
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  243. T 1382763185 24* 28im_gay is now known as 18f40ph
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  247. T 1382763257 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18ZimmerTrayMobile
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  249. T 1382763665 24* 28f40ph is now known as 18pidgin
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  265. T 1382764983 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18Qek
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  267. T 1382764986 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> .paulcon
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  269. T 1382764986 18<22Paulcon18> 3PAULCON 9: 11IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN
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  271. T 1382764998 18<19trillcollins_tx18> it really hasnt
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  273. T 1382765023 24* TreeServ (~Apeiron@altimit.os24) has left (Leaving)
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  275. T 1382765046 23* Testware (Testware@so.it.has.come.to.this23) has joined
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  277. T 1382765046 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18Testware
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  279. T 1382765061 18<22glemp18> i just pulled a shitload of lint out of my belly button
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  281. T 1382765068 18<20Qek18> haha
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  283. T 1382765076 18<19trillcollins_tx18> good times
  284.  
  285. T 1382765078 18<22guy900018> iktfb
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  287. T 1382765081 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> who is our channel leader
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  289. T 1382765086 18<20Qek18> Hitler
  290.  
  291. T 1382765089 18<22guy900018> ^
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  293. T 1382765096 18<20Testware18> \o/ I haz voice!
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  295. T 1382765097 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> lol
  296.  
  297. T 1382765099 18<19trillcollins_tx18> rondolp hiter-dorner
  298.  
  299. T 1382765109 18<22guy900018> dolp?
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  301. T 1382765110 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> Tsukasa-kun: Bravenewworld4u: Get the channel owner to request,
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  303. T 1382765115 18<19trillcollins_tx18> rondolph*
  304.  
  305. T 1382765115 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> i want to get us the bbc bot
  306.  
  307. T 1382765122 18<22guy900018> o
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  309. T 1382765124 18<20Testware18> /cs info thehappening
  310.  
  311. T 1382765126 18<20Qek18> big black cock bot
  312.  
  313. T 1382765141 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> testware who is dorner
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  315. T 1382765146 18<20Testware18> -ChanServ- Channel thehappening isn't registered.
  316.  
  317. T 1382765147 18<20Testware18> heh
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  319. T 1382765159 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> i'm retarded
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  321. T 1382765162 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> exvcuse me
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  323. T 1382765169 18<22glemp18> Dr Steinhauser established that shaving one's belly will result in a fluff-free navel - but only until the hairs grow back.
  324.  
  325. T 1382765173 18<20Testware18> ?steal
  326.  
  327. T 1382765174 18* 26Barkeep notices Testware attempting to steal his tips
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  329. T 1382765174 22* 26Barkeep has kicked 18Testware from 22#thehappening (24Thief!)
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  331. T 1382765175 23* Testware (Testware@so.it.has.come.to.this23) has joined
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  333. T 1382765175 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18Testware
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  335. T 1382765179 18<20Testware18> :/
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  337. T 1382765179 18<19trillcollins_tx18> this is breddy cool
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  339. T 1382765180 18<19trillcollins_tx18> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=372_1382701143
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  341. T 1382765180 18<22Paulcon18> LiveLeak.com - Brutal Pacific War Footage *Graphic*
  342.  
  343. T 1382765180 18<28Hapcon18> URL: LiveLeak.com - Brutal Pacific War Footage *Graphic*
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  345. T 1382765187 18<22glemp18> no one's registered #thehappening?
  346.  
  347. T 1382765188 18<20Qek18> just reformatted my PC. feelsgoodman.tga
  348.  
  349. T 1382765189 18<20Testware18> Damn you Barkeep
  350.  
  351. T 1382765191 18<22glemp18> that's a bad idea
  352.  
  353. T 1382765204 18<22glemp18> someone with ops could easily register and take over the channel
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  355. T 1382765209 18<22guy900018> it's /cs info #thehappening
  356.  
  357. T 1382765220 18<22glemp18> oh
  358.  
  359. T 1382765221 18<22glemp18> it is
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  361. T 1382765236 18<19trillcollins_tx18> i dont know what im looking at
  362.  
  363. T 1382765236 18<20Testware18> TheDarkRider
  364.  
  365. T 1382765240 18<19trillcollins_tx18> but its intradasting
  366.  
  367. T 1382765243 18<20Testware18> That guy
  368.  
  369. T 1382765244 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> can someone request this guy so we can get super cool bot to redpill Tsukasa-kun: Bravenewworld4u: Get the channel owner to request
  370.  
  371. T 1382765246 18<20Testware18> Get him
  372.  
  373. T 1382765274 18<20Testware18> ?steal
  374.  
  375. T 1382765275 18<26Barkeep18> Testware: You nicked $25.00. You now have $106,690,000,566.31
  376.  
  377. T 1382765283 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?steal
  378.  
  379. T 1382765284 18* 26Barkeep notices Bravenewworld4u attempting to steal his tips
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  381. T 1382765284 22* 26Barkeep has kicked 18Bravenewworld4u from 22#thehappening (24Thief!)
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  383. T 1382765289 18<19trillcollins_tx18> lolololol
  384.  
  385. T 1382765293 18<22glemp18> ?money
  386.  
  387. T 1382765294 18<26Barkeep18> glemp, you currently have $44,011.51 on hand
  388.  
  389. T 1382765297 18<22glemp18> aw yeah
  390.  
  391. T 1382765298 18<19trillcollins_tx18> ?money
  392.  
  393. T 1382765298 18<26Barkeep18> trillcollins_tx, you currently have $7,897.00 on hand
  394.  
  395. T 1382765302 23* Bravenewworld4u (~antanitis@540349D1.189A651F.93E516C1.IP23) has joined
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  397. T 1382765302 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18Bravenewworld4u
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  399. T 1382765305 18<19trillcollins_tx18> im broke nikka
  400.  
  401. T 1382765318 18<22glemp18> i guess you just gain interest
  402.  
  403. T 1382765325 18<22glemp18> or something
  404.  
  405. T 1382765328 18<22glemp18> i'm not sure
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  407. T 1382765351 18<20Testware18> ?steal
  408.  
  409. T 1382765357 18<22glemp18> Testware pls donate $6 million to me
  410.  
  411. T 1382765359 18<20Testware18> You do, really slowly
  412.  
  413. T 1382765373 18<26Barkeep18> Testware: You nicked $20.00. You now have $106,690,000,586.31
  414.  
  415. T 1382765378 18<20Testware18> ?donate 6000000 to glemp
  416.  
  417. T 1382765379 18<26Barkeep18> Testware transfers $6000000 to glemp
  418.  
  419. T 1382765382 18<22glemp18> oh shit
  420.  
  421. T 1382765383 18<22glemp18> lol
  422.  
  423. T 1382765392 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> damn you big baller now g
  424.  
  425. T 1382765392 18<22glemp18> REMEMBER THE 6 MILLION
  426.  
  427. T 1382765409 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> those 6 millino will bring you much more wealth in the future if you use them wisely
  428.  
  429. T 1382765438 18<19trillcollins_tx18> its almost time
  430.  
  431. T 1382765780 18<22guy900018> ?
  432.  
  433. T 1382765801 18<22guy900018> ?steal
  434.  
  435. T 1382765802 18<26Barkeep18> guy9000: You nicked $40.00. You now have $8,040.00
  436.  
  437. T 1382765806 18<22guy900018> sheeeeit
  438.  
  439. T 1382765810 18<19trillcollins_tx18> time for taco bell
  440.  
  441. T 1382765816 18<22guy900018> 0,1:4,1D
  442.  
  443. T 1382765860 18<19coadez18> ?steal
  444.  
  445. T 1382765861 18<26Barkeep18> coadez: You nicked $30.00. You now have $9,049.00
  446.  
  447. T 1382765867 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?steal
  448.  
  449. T 1382765869 18<26Barkeep18> Bravenewworld4u: You nicked $8,118.00. You now have $16,118.00
  450.  
  451. T 1382765872 18<22guy900018> LOLWUT
  452.  
  453. T 1382765875 18<22guy900018> X'D
  454.  
  455. T 1382765875 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> rich
  456.  
  457. T 1382765880 18<22glemp18> shit dude
  458.  
  459. T 1382765882 18<22guy900018> sheeeit nigga
  460.  
  461. T 1382765892 18<22glemp18> how is Barkeep gonna feed his chi'luns
  462.  
  463. T 1382765902 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?buy round for room
  464.  
  465. T 1382765910 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?buy drink
  466.  
  467. T 1382765913 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> fug
  468.  
  469. T 1382765914 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> idk
  470.  
  471. T 1382765916 18<22guy900018> he's gonna give em alcohol poisoning
  472.  
  473. T 1382765921 18<22guy900018> they wont need any more food
  474.  
  475. T 1382765924 18<22guy900018> >:3
  476.  
  477. T 1382765946 18<22glemp18> ?shot liberal tears for Bravenewworld4u
  478.  
  479. T 1382765946 18* 26Barkeep pours a shot of liberal tears...
  480.  
  481. T 1382765947 18* 26Barkeep slides the glass of liberal tears to Bravenewworld4u
  482.  
  483. T 1382765947 18<26Barkeep18> That'll be $3, glemp.
  484.  
  485. T 1382765951 18<22glemp18> ?pay
  486.  
  487. T 1382765952 18* 26Barkeep rings up the $6.00 on the register.
  488.  
  489. T 1382765952 18<26Barkeep18> glemp, thank you. Your tab is clear
  490.  
  491. T 1382765954 18<22guy900018> lmfao
  492.  
  493. T 1382765961 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?tip .006
  494.  
  495. T 1382765962 18<26Barkeep18> Bravenewworld4u, thanks for the tip of $1.00
  496.  
  497. T 1382765974 18<22guy900018> ?shot AR-15
  498.  
  499. T 1382765980 18<22guy900018> aww
  500.  
  501. T 1382765981 18<22guy900018> lel
  502. T 1382765986 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?tip 6,000,000
  503. T 1382765995 18<22guy900018> ?buy
  504. T 1382765996 18<20Testware18> ?pggb to guy9000
  505. T 1382765999 18<19coadez18> Barkeep is over charging
  506. T 1382766004 18* 26Barkeep pours a shot of AR-15...
  507. T 1382766004 18* 26Barkeep slides the glass of AR-15 to guy9000
  508. T 1382766004 18<26Barkeep18> That'll be $3, guy9000.
  509. T 1382766004 18<26Barkeep18> Bravenewworld4u, I'm sorry, you don't have enough money on you.
  510. T 1382766006 18* 26Barkeep takes the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, adds a measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V then melts three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin into the mix. He then bubbles four litres of Fallian marsh gas through the drink and floats a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract. Then a tooth of an Algolian Suntiger is disolved into the mix and it's topped with a sprinkle of Zamphuor and an olive.
  511. T 1382766010 18<22guy900018> ?pay
  512. T 1382766012 18<26Barkeep18> Please drink this... very carefully. Very, very carefully, guy9000.
  513. T 1382766015 18* 26Barkeep rings up the $3.00 on the register.
  514. T 1382766016 18<22guy900018> ?tip 5.56
  515. T 1382766018 18<26Barkeep18> guy9000, thank you. Your tab is clear
  516. T 1382766019 18<26Barkeep18> guy9000, thanks for the tip of $5.56
  517. T 1382766020 18<22guy900018> lel
  518. T 1382766032 18<22guy900018> "m-muh chilluns"
  519. T 1382766034 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> ?kill bartender
  520. T 1382766048 18<22guy900018> ?tip -10
  521. T 1382766049 18<26Barkeep18> guy9000, thanks for the tip of $1.00
  522. T 1382766052 18<22guy900018> pffff
  523. T 1382766052 18<20Testware18> ?test
  524. T 1382766053 18<26Barkeep18> Testware, the breath test machine says zero so you're okay to drive.
  525. T 1382766054 18<22guy900018> ?steal
  526. T 1382766055 18* 26Barkeep notices guy9000 attempting to steal his tips
  527. T 1382766055 22* 26Barkeep has kicked 18guy9000 from 22#thehappening (24Thief!)
  528. T 1382766055 23* guy9000 (~HUE@HUE.HUE.HUE.BR23) has joined
  529. T 1382766055 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18guy9000
  530. T 1382766058 18<22guy900018> hue
  531. T 1382766064 18<20Testware18> ?pggb
  532. T 1382766065 18* 26Barkeep takes the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, adds a measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V then melts three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin into the mix. He then bubbles four litres of Fallian marsh gas through the drink and floats a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract. Then a tooth of an Algolian Suntiger is disolved into the mix and it's topped with a sprinkle of Zamphuor and an olive.
  533. T 1382766065 18<26Barkeep18> Please drink this... very carefully. Very, very carefully, Testware.
  534. T 1382766068 18<20Testware18> ?test
  535. T 1382766069 18<26Barkeep18> You're too depressed (or unconscious) to work the machine. But if you could it would have said 0.3%.
  536. T 1382766072 18<20Testware18> ?pay
  537. T 1382766072 18* 26Barkeep rings up the $150.00 on the register.
  538. T 1382766072 18<26Barkeep18> Testware, thank you. Your tab is clear
  539. T 1382766082 18<22guy900018> ?pggb
  540. T 1382766083 18* 26Barkeep takes the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit, adds a measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V then melts three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin into the mix. He then bubbles four litres of Fallian marsh gas through the drink and floats a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract. Then a tooth of an Algolian Suntiger is disolved into the mix and it's topped with a sprinkle of Zamphuor and an olive.
  541. T 1382766083 18<26Barkeep18> Please drink this... very carefully. Very, very carefully, guy9000.
  542. T 1382766087 18<22guy900018> oh lawds
  543. T 1382766095 18<22guy900018> ?drink
  544. T 1382766105 18<22guy900018> ?steal
  545. T 1382766106 18<26Barkeep18> guy9000: You nicked $30.00. You now have $8,060.44
  546. T 1382766122 18<22guy900018> sheeeeeeit 0,1:4,1D
  547. T 1382766363 18<27ibm18> http://www.theonion.com/articles/vegetarian-option-just-iceberg-lettuce-on-bread,34339/
  548. T 1382766363 18<22Paulcon18> Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  549. T 1382766363 18<28Hapcon18> URL: Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  550. T 1382766516 18<26MaxDamage18> >vegetarian
  551. T 1382766621 18<24DonyeWest18> i am obese
  552. T 1382766625 18<24DonyeWest18> i just ate a ton
  553. T 1382766627 18<24DonyeWest18> :^)
  554. T 1382766758 18<26MaxDamage18> ur a nigger
  555. T 1382766766 18<26MaxDamage18> but also
  556. T 1382766769 18<26MaxDamage18> vegetarianism is stupid
  557. T 1382766776 18<26MaxDamage18> eat meat, get dat bulk
  558. T 1382766776 18<26MaxDamage18> lift
  559. T 1382766784 18<24DonyeWest18> i'm writing a book about edward snowden
  560. T 1382766789 18<24DonyeWest18> "the count of bypassed crypto"
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  562. T 1382766918 18<29Bravenewworld4u18> goodnight
  563. T 1382767053 24* Bravenewworld4u has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
  564. T 1382767499 24* ^moss has quit (Quit: Going offline, see ya! (www.adiirc.com))
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  569. T 1382768991 24* 28Testware is now known as 18Tar
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  571. T 1382769014 24* 28Tar is now known as 18Tware
  572. T 1382769031 24* 28Tware is now known as 18Testware
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  574. T 1382769176 18<19trillcollins_tx18> the human race has finally done something of great importance
  575. T 1382769177 18<19trillcollins_tx18> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=848_1382488381
  576. T 1382769178 18<22Paulcon18> LiveLeak.com - Dildo Gently On It's Way To Space
  577. T 1382769178 18<28Hapcon18> URL: LiveLeak.com - Dildo Gently On It's Way To Space
  578. T 1382769181 18<19trillcollins_tx18> we put a dildo in space
  579. T 1382769278 24* 28white_sororitas is now known as 18Lisandra_brave
  580. T 1382769446 18<26sacredgeo18> thank god
  581. T 1382769656 24* glemp has quit (Quit: glemp)
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  583. T 1382770416 24* 28Testware is now known as 18\a
  584. T 1382770888 18<19trillcollins_tx18> niggers like to get money
  585. T 1382770891 18<19trillcollins_tx18> but stay broke
  586. T 1382771120 24* Qek has quit (Quit: ~poof~)
  587. T 1382771225 23* Shizune_Hakamichi (~Koizumi@mu.te23) has joined
  588. T 1382771225 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18Shizune_Hakamichi
  589. T 1382771970 18<24DonyeWest18> https://images.4chan.org/pol/src/1382765390397.jpg
  590. T 1382771994 18<22guy900018> 0,3:5,3(
  591. T 1382772178 18<26InYoRiteI18> so happy uncut and not jew branded
  592. T 1382772189 18<22guy900018> http://boards.4chan.org/pol/res/22219910#p22220000
  593. T 1382772189 18<28Hapcon18> URL: /pol/ - Politically Incorrect
  594. T 1382772189 18<22Paulcon18> 2[/pol/] 1021 minutes ago 7Anonymous: >>22219910 > "I am just tied" > tied
  595. T 1382772191 18<22guy900018> aww shet
  596. T 1382772352 18<24DonyeWest18> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N2Tr9NGvnM
  597. T 1382772352 18<22Paulcon18> How Israel Treats Anti-Zionist Jews - YouTube
  598. T 1382772353 18<24DonyeWest18> kikes
  599. T 1382772406 18<19trillcollins_tx18> kikey wikeys
  600. T 1382772432 24* guy9000 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  601. T 1382772500 18<24DonyeWest18> hitler was right
  602. T 1382772557 18<19trillcollins_tx18> sho was
  603. T 1382772586 18<20hghgd18> the jews necessitated a hitler
  604. T 1382772599 18<20hghgd18> throught their dictate of shame of versailles
  605. T 1382772623 18<24DonyeWest18> god i love the boss chink from deadwood
  606. T 1382772625 18<20hghgd18> through their communist coup in '18/'19
  607. T 1382772634 18<19trillcollins_tx18> deadwood is a badass show
  608. T 1382772637 18<24DonyeWest18> SWEARNGIN COCKSUCKA
  609. T 1382773341 18<27nospinzy18> op thinks we give a shit what he is wearing
  610. T 1382773366 18<27nospinzy18> its like when kimmel asked kanye what he was wearing and he answered all serious
  611. T 1382773382 18<27nospinzy18> kimmel pointing out to normal people how fucking insane he is
  612. T 1382773400 18<27nospinzy18> excuss me "who he was wearing"
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  614. T 1382773448 18<20hghgd18> black people's role model
  615. T 1382773667 18<20hghgd18> modern art http://24.media.tumblr.com/0536260a0003969c7e4d0b3ff1fdc603/tumblr_mv88zpwLs11rp4397o1_1280.jpg
  616. T 1382773667 18<28Hapcon18> PIC: JPEG[image/jpeg] w:770 h:583 @ 144.75KB
  617. T 1382773783 23* guy9000 (~HUE@HUE.HUE.HUE.BR23) has joined
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  619. T 1382773798 18<27nospinzy18> are they all molds?
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  621. T 1382773825 18<20hghgd18> dunno, but it looks like it
  622. T 1382773848 23* Shizune_Hakamichi (~Koizumi@mu.te23) has joined
  623. T 1382773848 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18Shizune_Hakamichi
  624. T 1382773995 24* guy9000 has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by goy9000)))
  625. T 1382773996 23* goy9000 (~HUE@Rizon-6DEEDF3E.hsd1.fl.comcast.net23) has joined
  626. T 1382773996 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18goy9000
  627. T 1382774037 18<19coadez18> ?steal
  628. T 1382774038 18<26Barkeep18> coadez: You nicked $25.00. You now have $9,074.00
  629. T 1382774041 24* 28goy9000 is now known as 18guy9000
  630. T 1382774047 18<19coadez18> bah
  631. T 1382774139 18<24DonyeWest18> ugh rough night
  632. T 1382774169 18<24DonyeWest18> http://i.imgur.com/CssnTby.jpg
  633. T 1382774169 18<28Hapcon18> PIC: JPEG[image/jpeg] w:233 h:590 @ 28.03KB
  634. T 1382774222 18<27nospinzy18> jesus christ
  635. T 1382774225 18<27nospinzy18> what a faggot
  636. T 1382774248 18<27nospinzy18> you have to be an absolute fucking piece of shit to spend that much money on a meal
  637. T 1382774256 18<24DonyeWest18> haha really
  638. T 1382774261 18<24DonyeWest18> someone posted that on 4chan
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  640. T 1382774270 18<24DonyeWest18> err on /pol/
  641. T 1382774271 23* goy9000 (~HUE@Rizon-6DEEDF3E.hsd1.fl.comcast.net23) has joined
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  643. T 1382774299 18<24DonyeWest18> jesus, two shots of johnny walker blue = $150
  644. T 1382774302 18<24DonyeWest18> that's fucked up
  645. T 1382774323 23* guy9000 (~HUE@HUE.HUE.HUE.BR23) has joined
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  647. T 1382774362 18<24DonyeWest18> what's shitty is the tip
  648. T 1382774382 24* guy9000 has quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by guy9001)))
  649. T 1382774382 18<24DonyeWest18> you shouldn't have to tip 20% on a $15,000 bottle of wine
  650. T 1382774382 18<27nospinzy18> why are you expected to pay that much in a tip
  651. T 1382774383 23* guy9001 (~HUE@Rizon-6DEEDF3E.hsd1.fl.comcast.net23) has joined
  652. T 1382774383 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18guy9001
  653. T 1382774387 18<27nospinzy18> yea exactly
  654. T 1382774389 18<24DonyeWest18> it's the same as a $100 bottle
  655. T 1382774390 24* 28guy9001 is now known as 18guy9000
  656. T 1382774405 18<22guy900018> fuck's sake
  657. T 1382774410 18<22guy900018> my irc's going loopy
  658. T 1382774432 18<27nospinzy18> these chinks in my area always add tip to the bill also, the one time i memtioned it to my friend who was writting in a tip within earshot of one of the watresses
  659. T 1382774439 18<27nospinzy18> and they started wispering to themselves
  660. T 1382774461 18<27nospinzy18> because there are prob alot of people who dont notice the tip is already added
  661. T 1382774493 18<24DonyeWest18> that happened to me
  662. T 1382774499 18<24DonyeWest18> fucking chinks always pull that shit
  663. T 1382774512 24* goy9000 has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  664. T 1382774512 18<24DonyeWest18> i was writing in the tip and my friend was like "dude they already included it"
  665. T 1382774707 18<20hghgd18> https://images.4chan.org/pol/src/1382768110270.jpg
  666. T 1382774729 18<24DonyeWest18> better times
  667. T 1382774738 23* trillcollins_tx (~trillcoll@Rizon-757A3A52.lightspeed.hstntx.sbcglobal.net23) has joined
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  670. T 1382774826 23* guy9001 (~HUE@Rizon-6DEEDF3E.hsd1.fl.comcast.net23) has joined
  671. T 1382774826 22* 26Rizon gives voice to 18guy9001
  672. T 1382774837 24* 28guy9001 is now known as 18guy9000
  673. T 1382774923 18<22guy900018> yall ready for the 22222222 get? >:3
  674. T 1382775163 23* MyBody (~Ishida-Ur@Rizon-E2DA9675.socal.res.rr.com23) has joined
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  677. T 1382775231 23* guy9000 (~HUE@HUE.HUE.HUE.BR23) has joined
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