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  3. Subtitles by <font color="#ff0000">explosiveskull</font>
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  8. Psst!
  9.  
  10. 3
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  12. Wakey-wakey,
  13. Frosted Flakey.
  14.  
  15. 4
  16. 00:01:06,808 --> 00:01:09,211
  17. Hey, brought you
  18. a special present.
  19.  
  20. 5
  21. 00:01:10,513 --> 00:01:11,748
  22. Come on.
  23.  
  24. 6
  25. 00:01:12,514 --> 00:01:15,249
  26. Story time, chicken nugget.
  27.  
  28. 7
  29. 00:01:15,251 --> 00:01:17,050
  30. Rise and shine,
  31. there we go.
  32.  
  33. 8
  34. 00:01:17,052 --> 00:01:19,855
  35. Clear eyes, full hearts,
  36. can't lose.
  37.  
  38. 9
  39. 00:01:21,124 --> 00:01:22,659
  40. Welcome back.
  41.  
  42. 10
  43. 00:01:23,591 --> 00:01:25,761
  44. What's going on?
  45. Wait a minute... What?
  46.  
  47. 11
  48. 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:28,064
  49. Where am I?
  50.  
  51. 12
  52. 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,697
  53. - Who dressed me?
  54. - I did.
  55.  
  56. 13
  57. 00:01:31,699 --> 00:01:33,734
  58. I'm a big fan of bears.
  59.  
  60. 14
  61. 00:01:33,736 --> 00:01:34,967
  62. I'm not wearing pants.
  63.  
  64. 15
  65. 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:37,239
  66. When's the last time you saw
  67. a bear wearing pants?
  68.  
  69. 16
  70. 00:01:37,906 --> 00:01:39,607
  71. What the...
  72.  
  73. 17
  74. 00:01:39,609 --> 00:01:40,874
  75. Easy now. Hey.
  76.  
  77. 18
  78. 00:01:40,876 --> 00:01:43,243
  79. The only F-bomb
  80. we're using around here...
  81.  
  82. 19
  83. 00:01:43,245 --> 00:01:45,145
  84. is "Fred Savage."
  85.  
  86. 20
  87. 00:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,179
  88. Now, I want you to take
  89. a deep breath...
  90.  
  91. 21
  92. 00:01:47,181 --> 00:01:49,249
  93. and listen to me
  94. very carefully, Frederick.
  95.  
  96. 22
  97. 00:01:49,251 --> 00:01:52,184
  98. You're in a PG-13 version
  99. of <i>Deadpool 2.</i>
  100.  
  101. 23
  102. 00:01:52,186 --> 00:01:54,788
  103. - Which means we only get two...
  104. - one...
  105.  
  106. 24
  107. 00:01:54,790 --> 00:01:56,723
  108. and a glass
  109. of white wine.
  110.  
  111. 25
  112. 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:58,158
  113. Are you bleeping yourself?
  114.  
  115. 26
  116. 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,230
  117. - You bet your...
  118. - little... I am.
  119.  
  120. 27
  121. 00:02:02,297 --> 00:02:04,530
  122. That seems weird that
  123. you would do that yourself.
  124.  
  125. 28
  126. 00:02:08,704 --> 00:02:10,270
  127. Please stop that.
  128.  
  129. 29
  130. 00:02:10,272 --> 00:02:11,273
  131. Sorry.
  132.  
  133. 30
  134. 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:17,011
  135. Did you reconstruct
  136.  
  137. 31
  138. 00:02:17,013 --> 00:02:19,312
  139. the bedroom set
  140. from <i>The Princess Bride?</i>
  141.  
  142. 32
  143. 00:02:19,314 --> 00:02:20,413
  144. Inconceivable!
  145.  
  146. 33
  147. 00:02:20,415 --> 00:02:21,482
  148. Oh, God.
  149.  
  150. 34
  151. 00:02:21,484 --> 00:02:23,083
  152. Yeah, always wanted
  153. to say that.
  154.  
  155. 35
  156. 00:02:23,085 --> 00:02:24,217
  157. Felt real good.
  158.  
  159. 36
  160. 00:02:24,219 --> 00:02:25,218
  161. Why am I here?
  162.  
  163. 37
  164. 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:28,187
  165. Well, the reason that you're
  166. voluntarily here...
  167.  
  168. 38
  169. 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:31,157
  170. is that so I could read you
  171. the story of <i>Deadpool 2...</i>
  172.  
  173. 39
  174. 00:02:31,159 --> 00:02:34,161
  175. filtered through the prism
  176. of childlike innocence.
  177.  
  178. 40
  179. 00:02:34,163 --> 00:02:35,029
  180. I'm a grown man.
  181.  
  182. 41
  183. 00:02:35,031 --> 00:02:36,295
  184. And nobody does
  185. childlike innocence
  186.  
  187. 42
  188. 00:02:36,297 --> 00:02:37,263
  189. like you, Fred. Nobody.
  190.  
  191. 43
  192. 00:02:37,265 --> 00:02:39,166
  193. I need you almost as much
  194. as you need me.
  195.  
  196. 44
  197. 00:02:39,168 --> 00:02:40,299
  198. I don't need you. At all.
  199.  
  200. 45
  201. 00:02:40,301 --> 00:02:42,703
  202. You need me to untie you...
  203.  
  204. 46
  205. 00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:43,971
  206. once we're done.
  207.  
  208. 47
  209. 00:02:44,839 --> 00:02:46,840
  210. Hey! Easy, sugar mouth.
  211.  
  212. 48
  213. 00:02:46,842 --> 00:02:48,007
  214. This thing will go all day,
  215.  
  216. 49
  217. 00:02:48,009 --> 00:02:49,842
  218. all right? Lithium-ion
  219. batteries. Hey...
  220.  
  221. 50
  222. 00:02:49,844 --> 00:02:52,112
  223. you are gonna love this story.
  224. I promise you.
  225.  
  226. 51
  227. 00:02:52,114 --> 00:02:54,080
  228. It's got fencing,
  229. fighting...
  230.  
  231. 52
  232. 00:02:54,082 --> 00:02:54,948
  233. revenge...
  234.  
  235. 53
  236. 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:57,920
  237. giants, monsters,
  238. true love...
  239.  
  240. 54
  241. 00:02:58,354 --> 00:02:59,821
  242. and miracles.
  243.  
  244. 55
  245. 00:03:00,622 --> 00:03:02,889
  246. Now...
  247.  
  248. 56
  249. 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,858
  250. <i>Once upon a time, there was
  251. a boy named Deadpool...</i>
  252.  
  253. 57
  254. 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:08,095
  255. <i>who starred in a surprisingly
  256. popular movie...</i>
  257.  
  258. 58
  259. 00:03:08,097 --> 00:03:10,063
  260. <i>which, in an industry
  261. dominated by</i>
  262.  
  263. 59
  264. 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:11,698
  265. <i>the exploitation
  266. of existing brands...</i>
  267.  
  268. 60
  269. 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:14,434
  270. <i>demanded an immediate sequel.</i>
  271.  
  272. 61
  273. 00:03:14,436 --> 00:03:19,205
  274. <i>And, believe it or not,</i>
  275. Deadpool 2 <i>is a family film.</i>
  276.  
  277. 62
  278. 00:03:19,207 --> 00:03:20,473
  279. <i>True story.</i>
  280.  
  281. 63
  282. 00:03:20,475 --> 00:03:24,477
  283. <i>And every good family film
  284. starts with a vicious murder.</i>
  285.  
  286. 64
  287. 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:27,347
  288. Bambi, The Lion King, Saw 7.
  289.  
  290. 65
  291. 00:03:27,349 --> 00:03:29,081
  292. <i>Really, anything from Disney.</i>
  293.  
  294. 66
  295. 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:31,619
  296. <i>And this family film
  297. is no different.</i>
  298.  
  299. 67
  300. 00:03:31,621 --> 00:03:35,555
  301. <i>Anyway, you know I get paid
  302. to take out bad guys, right?</i>
  303.  
  304. 68
  305. 00:03:35,557 --> 00:03:38,024
  306. <i>Well, this guy, oof...</i>
  307.  
  308. 69
  309. 00:03:38,026 --> 00:03:40,296
  310. <i>he was one of
  311. the worst of 'em.</i>
  312.  
  313. 70
  314. 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:45,632
  315. <i>Open up! Let me in!
  316. He's got a...</i>
  317.  
  318. 71
  319. 00:03:52,608 --> 00:03:55,108
  320. <i>A panic room? Really?</i>
  321.  
  322. 72
  323. 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,610
  324. Can you come out?
  325.  
  326. 73
  327. 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,949
  328. I really have to go.
  329. It's my anniversary.
  330.  
  331. 74
  332. 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,787
  333. <i>Over and over,
  334. I hear people say,</i>
  335.  
  336. 75
  337. 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,288
  338. <i>"I just don't have
  339. enough confidence."</i>
  340.  
  341. 76
  342. 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:11,625
  343. <i>Listen, confidence is not
  344. something you have.</i>
  345.  
  346. 77
  347. 00:04:11,627 --> 00:04:12,825
  348. <i>It's something you create.</i>
  349.  
  350. 78
  351. 00:04:12,827 --> 00:04:15,061
  352. <i>And you can create it
  353. at any moment in time.</i>
  354.  
  355. 79
  356. 00:04:15,063 --> 00:04:16,862
  357. <i>A sense of confidence
  358. is nothing</i>
  359.  
  360. 80
  361. 00:04:16,864 --> 00:04:18,164
  362. <i>but a sense of power
  363. within yourself...</i>
  364.  
  365. 81
  366. 00:04:18,166 --> 00:04:21,667
  367. Start the car!
  368. Start the car!
  369.  
  370. 82
  371. 00:04:21,669 --> 00:04:24,473
  372. Dopinder, start the car!
  373.  
  374. 83
  375. 00:04:32,114 --> 00:04:33,780
  376. - Whoo!
  377. - Oh, I shit my pants.
  378.  
  379. 84
  380. 00:04:33,782 --> 00:04:36,383
  381. Actually, that may
  382. have been me.
  383.  
  384. 85
  385. 00:04:36,385 --> 00:04:37,551
  386. Oh, mission accomplished?
  387.  
  388. 86
  389. 00:04:37,553 --> 00:04:39,552
  390. Oh, in a George W.
  391. sort of way.
  392.  
  393. 87
  394. 00:04:39,554 --> 00:04:41,020
  395. Can't stay
  396. in a panic room forever.
  397.  
  398. 88
  399. 00:04:41,022 --> 00:04:42,623
  400. Oh, you're living
  401. the dreams, DP.
  402.  
  403. 89
  404. 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:44,523
  405. It has been
  406. quite the run, Dopinder,
  407.  
  408. 90
  409. 00:04:44,525 --> 00:04:45,926
  410. and who'da thought?
  411.  
  412. 91
  413. 00:04:45,928 --> 00:04:48,794
  414. Now I'm talked about in the
  415. same sentence as Jesus and <i>It.</i>
  416.  
  417. 92
  418. 00:04:48,796 --> 00:04:50,730
  419. <i>Passion of the Christ,</i>
  420. then me.
  421.  
  422. 93
  423. 00:04:50,732 --> 00:04:52,232
  424. At least domestically.
  425.  
  426. 94
  427. 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:53,232
  428. We beat them overseas,
  429.  
  430. 95
  431. 00:04:53,234 --> 00:04:55,068
  432. where there's no such thing
  433. as religion.
  434.  
  435. 96
  436. 00:04:55,070 --> 00:04:57,604
  437. I do want to live
  438. the dreams, Pool Boy.
  439.  
  440. 97
  441. 00:04:57,606 --> 00:04:59,907
  442. Taxiing is not as sexy
  443. as it looks.
  444.  
  445. 98
  446. 00:04:59,909 --> 00:05:01,842
  447. - I want to fill my...
  448. - Pockets?
  449.  
  450. 99
  451. 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,777
  452. What's your poison?
  453. A little, uh, Instagram?
  454.  
  455. 100
  456. 00:05:04,779 --> 00:05:06,078
  457. Can't maintain focus
  458.  
  459. 101
  460. 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,748
  461. without buying shoes online?
  462.  
  463. 102
  464. 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,749
  465. I've never experienced
  466. that last one.
  467.  
  468. 103
  469. 00:05:09,751 --> 00:05:11,051
  470. Talk to me, Goose.
  471.  
  472. 104
  473. 00:05:11,053 --> 00:05:13,854
  474. I was going to say "soul".
  475. I want to fill my soul.
  476.  
  477. 105
  478. 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,989
  479. I want to belong to something,
  480. like you, Pool, sir.
  481.  
  482. 106
  483. 00:05:16,991 --> 00:05:18,859
  484. - Dopinder...
  485. - Hmm?
  486.  
  487. 107
  488. 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:22,128
  489. You never cease
  490. to surprise me.
  491.  
  492. 108
  493. 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:25,064
  494. You know, the depth of
  495. your heart is extraordinary.
  496.  
  497. 109
  498. 00:05:25,066 --> 00:05:26,833
  499. We all need
  500. a sense of belonging.
  501.  
  502. 110
  503. 00:05:26,835 --> 00:05:28,768
  504. We all need
  505. a genuine sense of home.
  506.  
  507. 111
  508. 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:29,835
  509. A place in this world.
  510.  
  511. 112
  512. 00:05:29,837 --> 00:05:31,171
  513. I want to become
  514. a contract killer.
  515.  
  516. 113
  517. 00:05:31,173 --> 00:05:32,873
  518. I'm sorry.
  519. What did you say?
  520.  
  521. 114
  522. 00:05:32,875 --> 00:05:34,907
  523. Remember when
  524. I kidnapped Bandhu
  525.  
  526. 115
  527. 00:05:34,909 --> 00:05:36,443
  528. and threatened him
  529. with great violence?
  530.  
  531. 116
  532. 00:05:36,445 --> 00:05:37,643
  533. You kind of killed him.
  534.  
  535. 117
  536. 00:05:37,645 --> 00:05:39,813
  537. And then remember the movie
  538. <i>Interview with the Vampire?</i>
  539.  
  540. 118
  541. 00:05:39,815 --> 00:05:40,948
  542. Don't want to.
  543.  
  544. 119
  545. 00:05:40,950 --> 00:05:42,015
  546. When Tom Cruise fed
  547.  
  548. 120
  549. 00:05:42,017 --> 00:05:43,917
  550. 10-year-old
  551. Kirsten Dunst blood
  552.  
  553. 121
  554. 00:05:43,919 --> 00:05:45,184
  555. for the first time...
  556.  
  557. 122
  558. 00:05:45,186 --> 00:05:47,388
  559. and she looked up
  560. at his smooth,
  561.  
  562. 123
  563. 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:50,657
  564. handsome face and said...
  565.  
  566. 124
  567. 00:05:50,659 --> 00:05:52,325
  568. "I want some more."
  569.  
  570. 125
  571. 00:05:52,327 --> 00:05:57,097
  572. Oh, Pool, picture me,
  573. a 10-year-old Kirsten Dunst.
  574.  
  575. 126
  576. 00:05:57,099 --> 00:05:59,833
  577. I'll never not
  578. picture that.
  579.  
  580. 127
  581. 00:05:59,835 --> 00:06:01,667
  582. But I can't wait
  583. to never speak of this,
  584.  
  585. 128
  586. 00:06:01,669 --> 00:06:03,636
  587. as soon as possible.
  588.  
  589. 129
  590. 00:06:03,638 --> 00:06:06,308
  591. We're here.
  592.  
  593. 130
  594. 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:09,342
  595. You're my Tom Cruise!
  596.  
  597. 131
  598. 00:06:09,344 --> 00:06:11,311
  599. And you're my Kristen Dunst!
  600.  
  601. 132
  602. 00:06:11,313 --> 00:06:12,882
  603. Kristen? Kirsten?
  604.  
  605. 133
  606. 00:06:17,719 --> 00:06:19,386
  607. Sorry I'm late.
  608.  
  609. 134
  610. 00:06:19,388 --> 00:06:20,886
  611. There was a bunch of
  612.  
  613. 135
  614. 00:06:20,888 --> 00:06:22,789
  615. handicapable children
  616. stuck in a tree...
  617.  
  618. 136
  619. 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:23,857
  620. Nope.
  621.  
  622. 137
  623. 00:06:23,859 --> 00:06:25,124
  624. You're right.
  625. I was rounding up
  626.  
  627. 138
  628. 00:06:25,126 --> 00:06:26,492
  629. all the gluten in the world...
  630.  
  631. 139
  632. 00:06:26,494 --> 00:06:27,761
  633. and launching it into space
  634.  
  635. 140
  636. 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,796
  637. where it can't not hurt us
  638. ever again.
  639.  
  640. 141
  641. 00:06:29,798 --> 00:06:31,133
  642. Try again.
  643.  
  644. 142
  645. 00:06:31,500 --> 00:06:33,032
  646. Diarrhea?
  647.  
  648. 143
  649. 00:06:33,034 --> 00:06:35,801
  650. We can't be sure
  651. till I get this suit off...
  652.  
  653. 144
  654. 00:06:35,803 --> 00:06:38,274
  655. but, uh,
  656. all signs point to yes.
  657.  
  658. 145
  659. 00:06:40,642 --> 00:06:42,542
  660. Kiss me like you miss me, Red.
  661.  
  662. 146
  663. 00:06:42,544 --> 00:06:43,546
  664. Well, come here.
  665.  
  666. 147
  667. 00:06:57,626 --> 00:06:59,659
  668. Aren't you gonna say it?
  669.  
  670. 148
  671. 00:06:59,661 --> 00:07:01,030
  672. - Say what?
  673. - You know...
  674.  
  675. 149
  676. 00:07:02,530 --> 00:07:03,531
  677. The thing.
  678.  
  679. 150
  680. 00:07:04,599 --> 00:07:05,732
  681. What?
  682.  
  683. 151
  684. 00:07:05,734 --> 00:07:07,133
  685. The part, where,
  686. you know...
  687.  
  688. 152
  689. 00:07:07,135 --> 00:07:08,301
  690. - You want me to say the thing?
  691. - Yeah, from...
  692.  
  693. 153
  694. 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:09,469
  695. Oh, you want me to say the...
  696. From the... No.
  697.  
  698. 154
  699. 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,804
  700. "Is this a kissing book?"
  701.  
  702. 155
  703. 00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:12,172
  704. - I'm not gonna say that.
  705. - Why?
  706.  
  707. 156
  708. 00:07:12,174 --> 00:07:14,907
  709. Because I don't think that's
  710. gross anymore. I'm not 12.
  711.  
  712. 157
  713. 00:07:14,909 --> 00:07:17,010
  714. And I think a kiss is
  715. a very sweet, loving gesture
  716.  
  717. 158
  718. 00:07:17,012 --> 00:07:18,244
  719. between two people.
  720.  
  721. 159
  722. 00:07:18,246 --> 00:07:21,148
  723. Unlike taping someone to a bed
  724. and kidnapping them.
  725.  
  726. 160
  727. 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:23,215
  728. I did not kidnap you!
  729. All right?
  730.  
  731. 161
  732. 00:07:23,217 --> 00:07:26,619
  733. I like to call it "unsolicited
  734. location enhancement."
  735.  
  736. 162
  737. 00:07:26,621 --> 00:07:28,087
  738. Whatever, ball gag.
  739.  
  740. 163
  741. 00:07:28,089 --> 00:07:30,390
  742. I'm just saying that
  743. if you're gonna force me
  744.  
  745. 164
  746. 00:07:30,392 --> 00:07:32,292
  747. to sit here
  748. and listen to this crap...
  749.  
  750. 165
  751. 00:07:32,294 --> 00:07:33,760
  752. I'm gonna have
  753. thoughts, okay?
  754.  
  755. 166
  756. 00:07:33,762 --> 00:07:36,028
  757. I'm gonna opine about things,
  758. all right?
  759.  
  760. 167
  761. 00:07:36,030 --> 00:07:37,164
  762. I'm an actor,
  763. I'm a director.
  764.  
  765. 168
  766. 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,368
  767. I know. I love
  768. <i>Modern Family</i> so much.
  769.  
  770. 169
  771. 00:07:40,368 --> 00:07:42,201
  772. The point is,
  773. you need to anchor
  774.  
  775. 170
  776. 00:07:42,203 --> 00:07:43,436
  777. the story in believability...
  778.  
  779. 171
  780. 00:07:43,438 --> 00:07:46,239
  781. and I just don't believe
  782. that she'd be kissing you.
  783.  
  784. 172
  785. 00:07:46,241 --> 00:07:48,308
  786. I mean, she's gorgeous,
  787. and you're, like, you know...
  788.  
  789. 173
  790. 00:07:48,310 --> 00:07:51,477
  791. if Rocky Dennis
  792. had a baby with lava.
  793.  
  794. 174
  795. 00:07:51,479 --> 00:07:53,712
  796. Hey, zip it.
  797.  
  798. 175
  799. 00:07:53,714 --> 00:07:56,415
  800. We already pay someone to say
  801. stuff like that to me, okay?
  802.  
  803. 176
  804. 00:07:56,417 --> 00:07:59,119
  805. And you're wrong
  806. because she would kiss me.
  807.  
  808. 177
  809. 00:07:59,121 --> 00:08:01,487
  810. She loves my insides.
  811.  
  812. 178
  813. 00:08:01,489 --> 00:08:02,722
  814. Trust me.
  815.  
  816. 179
  817. 00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:04,691
  818. We all saw the first movie.
  819.  
  820. 180
  821. 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,191
  822. I didn't.
  823.  
  824. 181
  825. 00:08:06,193 --> 00:08:08,129
  826. I kinda prefer
  827. Marvel movies.
  828.  
  829. 182
  830. 00:08:10,765 --> 00:08:12,032
  831. We are Marvel.
  832.  
  833. 183
  834. 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:14,535
  835. Yeah, but you're, you know,
  836. Marvel licensed by Fox.
  837.  
  838. 184
  839. 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:17,570
  840. It's like if The Beatles
  841. were produced by Nickelback.
  842.  
  843. 185
  844. 00:08:17,572 --> 00:08:18,672
  845. It's music...
  846.  
  847. 186
  848. 00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:20,539
  849. but it sucks.
  850.  
  851. 187
  852. 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:23,212
  853. Just checking the nose
  854. for blood, there.
  855.  
  856. 188
  857. 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:24,977
  858. I love Nickelback!
  859.  
  860. 189
  861. 00:08:24,979 --> 00:08:26,813
  862. You get your dirty mitts
  863. off Chad Kroeger.
  864.  
  865. 190
  866. 00:08:26,815 --> 00:08:31,420
  867. And the joke's on you because
  868. Fox is being bought by Disney.
  869.  
  870. 191
  871. 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:33,085
  872. Mouse ears.
  873.  
  874. 192
  875. 00:08:33,087 --> 00:08:34,521
  876. I think that puts
  877. the joke on you.
  878.  
  879. 193
  880. 00:08:34,523 --> 00:08:37,956
  881. Ears closed. Mouth open.
  882. You were nicer as a kid.
  883.  
  884. 194
  885. 00:08:37,958 --> 00:08:39,859
  886. Now, where was I?
  887.  
  888. 195
  889. 00:08:39,861 --> 00:08:41,527
  890. Right.
  891.  
  892. 196
  893. 00:08:41,529 --> 00:08:44,831
  894. Wade swept Vanessa
  895. into his finely toned arms...
  896.  
  897. 197
  898. 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:46,233
  899. <i>and she kissed him</i>
  900.  
  901. 198
  902. 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:48,371
  903. <i>with an expression that could
  904. mean only one thing...</i>
  905.  
  906. 199
  907. 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:50,402
  908. <i>true love.</i>
  909.  
  910. 200
  911. 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:53,673
  912. I'm gonna shower and get out
  913. of this suit. In that order.
  914.  
  915. 201
  916. 00:08:53,675 --> 00:08:55,041
  917. Don't you want
  918. your surprise?
  919.  
  920. 202
  921. 00:08:55,043 --> 00:08:57,543
  922. Do I look like
  923. a patient burn victim?
  924.  
  925. 203
  926. 00:08:57,545 --> 00:08:59,247
  927. I got one for you, too.
  928.  
  929. 204
  930. 00:08:59,881 --> 00:09:01,614
  931. Happy anniversary, baby.
  932.  
  933. 205
  934. 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:03,284
  935. Open, open, open.
  936.  
  937. 206
  938. 00:09:05,154 --> 00:09:06,887
  939. Skee-Ball token.
  940.  
  941. 207
  942. 00:09:06,889 --> 00:09:08,421
  943. Our first date.
  944.  
  945. 208
  946. 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,889
  947. Yup.
  948.  
  949. 209
  950. 00:09:09,891 --> 00:09:12,761
  951. That's genuine,
  952. high-grade lead.
  953.  
  954. 210
  955. 00:09:15,396 --> 00:09:17,532
  956. I'll keep it forever.
  957.  
  958. 211
  959. 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:19,401
  960. Thank you, baby.
  961.  
  962. 212
  963. 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:22,805
  964. - Open yours.
  965. - All right, all right.
  966.  
  967. 213
  968. 00:09:23,639 --> 00:09:24,738
  969. Oh...
  970.  
  971. 214
  972. 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:26,205
  973. Well, that's...
  974.  
  975. 215
  976. 00:09:26,207 --> 00:09:28,008
  977. That's just the most
  978. beautiful thing that I've...
  979.  
  980. 216
  981. 00:09:28,010 --> 00:09:29,709
  982. I don't know what this is.
  983.  
  984. 217
  985. 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:31,543
  986. My IUD.
  987.  
  988. 218
  989. 00:09:31,545 --> 00:09:32,479
  990. A bomb?
  991.  
  992. 219
  993. 00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:35,849
  994. No, dick for brains.
  995. My birth control device.
  996.  
  997. 220
  998. 00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:37,017
  999. What, you mean that your...
  1000.  
  1001. 221
  1002. 00:09:37,019 --> 00:09:38,784
  1003. Baby factory's open
  1004. for business.
  1005.  
  1006. 222
  1007. 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,052
  1008. Oh, my God!
  1009.  
  1010. 223
  1011. 00:09:40,054 --> 00:09:43,322
  1012. Oh, my God! I want a boy!
  1013.  
  1014. 224
  1015. 00:09:43,324 --> 00:09:46,393
  1016. Or a little girl!
  1017. Definitely one or the other!
  1018.  
  1019. 225
  1020. 00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:50,028
  1021. Oh! And I want our kid
  1022. to have only one name.
  1023.  
  1024. 226
  1025. 00:09:50,030 --> 00:09:53,166
  1026. Like Cher or Todd.
  1027.  
  1028. 227
  1029. 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:55,000
  1030. You gotta put a baby
  1031. in me first, cowboy.
  1032.  
  1033. 228
  1034. 00:09:55,002 --> 00:09:56,269
  1035. Yes, I do.
  1036.  
  1037. 229
  1038. 00:09:56,271 --> 00:09:57,970
  1039. Let's watch some porn
  1040. and show that bed who's boss.
  1041.  
  1042. 230
  1043. 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,308
  1044. Let's do that.
  1045.  
  1046. 231
  1047. 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,142
  1048. <i>♪ Papa...</i>
  1049.  
  1050. 232
  1051. 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:04,613
  1052. <i>♪ Can you hear me?</i>
  1053.  
  1054. 233
  1055. 00:10:06,113 --> 00:10:08,513
  1056. <i>♪ Papa, can you see me? ♪</i>
  1057.  
  1058. 234
  1059. 00:10:08,515 --> 00:10:11,120
  1060. Does this song
  1061. sound familiar to you?
  1062.  
  1063. 235
  1064. 00:10:13,355 --> 00:10:15,321
  1065. May.
  1066.  
  1067. 236
  1068. 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:19,294
  1069. Connor, if it's a boy.
  1070. May, if it's a girl.
  1071.  
  1072. 237
  1073. 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:24,163
  1074. So weird.
  1075.  
  1076. 238
  1077. 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,835
  1078. Family was always
  1079. an F-word to me.
  1080.  
  1081. 239
  1082. 00:10:28,135 --> 00:10:32,538
  1083. My pile of shit father
  1084. took off and bailed.
  1085.  
  1086. 240
  1087. 00:10:32,540 --> 00:10:34,941
  1088. I mean, it's not like I have
  1089. a lot of strong role models
  1090.  
  1091. 241
  1092. 00:10:34,943 --> 00:10:37,246
  1093. to draw off of for Todd.
  1094.  
  1095. 242
  1096. 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,281
  1097. Hey.
  1098.  
  1099. 243
  1100. 00:10:39,648 --> 00:10:40,850
  1101. Look at me.
  1102.  
  1103. 244
  1104. 00:10:41,817 --> 00:10:44,186
  1105. You are not your father.
  1106.  
  1107. 245
  1108. 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:46,753
  1109. Besides...
  1110.  
  1111. 246
  1112. 00:10:46,755 --> 00:10:51,827
  1113. I will never, ever
  1114. let our child be named Todd.
  1115.  
  1116. 247
  1117. 00:10:52,827 --> 00:10:53,893
  1118. But here's the thing,
  1119.  
  1120. 248
  1121. 00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:55,762
  1122. isn't that how
  1123. it always works?
  1124.  
  1125. 249
  1126. 00:10:55,764 --> 00:10:57,229
  1127. Like in <i>Star Wars,</i>
  1128.  
  1129. 250
  1130. 00:10:57,231 --> 00:11:00,133
  1131. men are destined
  1132. to become their father...
  1133.  
  1134. 251
  1135. 00:11:00,135 --> 00:11:03,168
  1136. and then have consensual sex
  1137. with their sister?
  1138.  
  1139. 252
  1140. 00:11:03,170 --> 00:11:06,372
  1141. I think you missed big,
  1142. big chunks of that movie.
  1143.  
  1144. 253
  1145. 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:08,774
  1146. No, I'm pretty sure
  1147. Luke nailed her.
  1148.  
  1149. 254
  1150. 00:11:08,776 --> 00:11:11,010
  1151. Baby, that's <i>Empire.</i>
  1152.  
  1153. 255
  1154. 00:11:11,012 --> 00:11:13,581
  1155. The point is, kids...
  1156.  
  1157. 256
  1158. 00:11:14,817 --> 00:11:18,350
  1159. they give us a chance
  1160. to be better than we are.
  1161.  
  1162. 257
  1163. 00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:21,120
  1164. Better than we used to be.
  1165.  
  1166. 258
  1167. 00:11:21,122 --> 00:11:24,557
  1168. You're a lot smarter
  1169. than I look.
  1170.  
  1171. 259
  1172. 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,393
  1173. I'm gonna go make dessert.
  1174. And then...
  1175.  
  1176. 260
  1177. 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:29,397
  1178. let's make a super baby.
  1179.  
  1180. 261
  1181. 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:35,502
  1182. What about Krystal?
  1183. But with a "K"?
  1184.  
  1185. 262
  1186. 00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:37,235
  1187. It's too stripper-y.
  1188.  
  1189. 263
  1190. 00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:39,004
  1191. Kevin with a "K"!
  1192.  
  1193. 264
  1194. 00:11:39,006 --> 00:11:41,242
  1195. No, too stripper-y, too.
  1196.  
  1197. 265
  1198. 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,442
  1199. Uh, Earl!
  1200.  
  1201. 266
  1202. 00:11:43,444 --> 00:11:45,946
  1203. He's gonna go straight to jail
  1204.  
  1205. 267
  1206. 00:11:45,948 --> 00:11:48,114
  1207. if we name him Earl.
  1208.  
  1209. 268
  1210. 00:11:48,116 --> 00:11:50,285
  1211. What about Bruce?
  1212.  
  1213. 269
  1214. 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:52,551
  1215. No.
  1216.  
  1217. 270
  1218. 00:11:52,553 --> 00:11:53,753
  1219. Get down.
  1220.  
  1221. 271
  1222. 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,957
  1223. What?
  1224.  
  1225. 272
  1226. 00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,812
  1227. Baby? Baby?
  1228.  
  1229. 273
  1230. 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,584
  1231. I'm okay.
  1232.  
  1233. 274
  1234. 00:12:24,586 --> 00:12:27,085
  1235. Thank God I didn't have to use
  1236. the cream cheese spreader.
  1237.  
  1238. 275
  1239. 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,424
  1240. Please.
  1241.  
  1242. 276
  1243. 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,029
  1244. Please. Please.
  1245.  
  1246. 277
  1247. 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:13,200
  1248. Baby, I'm so sorry.
  1249.  
  1250. 278
  1251. 00:13:13,202 --> 00:13:14,770
  1252. No!
  1253.  
  1254. 279
  1255. 00:13:20,574 --> 00:13:22,340
  1256. <i>Wait. Wait a minute.</i>
  1257.  
  1258. 280
  1259. 00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:23,942
  1260. You fridged Vanessa?
  1261.  
  1262. 281
  1263. 00:13:23,944 --> 00:13:26,513
  1264. Uh, "fridged." I don't
  1265. know what that means.
  1266.  
  1267. 282
  1268. 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,814
  1269. It's a comic book trope,
  1270.  
  1271. 283
  1272. 00:13:27,816 --> 00:13:29,582
  1273. in which the wife or the
  1274. girlfriend of the hero dies...
  1275.  
  1276. 284
  1277. 00:13:29,584 --> 00:13:32,518
  1278. in order to further said
  1279. hero's motivation or story.
  1280.  
  1281. 285
  1282. 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,519
  1283. Well,
  1284. that sounds misogynistic.
  1285.  
  1286. 286
  1287. 00:13:34,521 --> 00:13:36,189
  1288. Yeah. It reduces the woman
  1289. to a plot device...
  1290.  
  1291. 287
  1292. 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,824
  1293. existing in the film
  1294. for no other reason
  1295.  
  1296. 288
  1297. 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:40,127
  1298. than to serve as a source
  1299. of pain for the hero.
  1300.  
  1301. 289
  1302. 00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:43,330
  1303. Like Mufasa in <i>The Lion King.</i>
  1304.  
  1305. 290
  1306. 00:13:43,332 --> 00:13:45,965
  1307. Yeah, that's right, like
  1308. Mufasa from <i>The Lion King.</i>
  1309.  
  1310. 291
  1311. 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:46,968
  1312. You got it.
  1313.  
  1314. 292
  1315. 00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:23,599
  1316. <i>♪ Papa, can you hear me?</i>
  1317.  
  1318. 293
  1319. 00:15:24,531 --> 00:15:25,864
  1320. Is it just me, or does
  1321.  
  1322. 294
  1323. 00:15:25,866 --> 00:15:27,933
  1324. <i>Do You Want to Build
  1325. a Snowman?</i> from <i>Frozen...</i>
  1326.  
  1327. 295
  1328. 00:15:27,935 --> 00:15:29,301
  1329. sound suspiciously like
  1330.  
  1331. 296
  1332. 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,037
  1333. <i>Papa, Can You Hear Me?</i>
  1334. from <i>Yentl?</i>
  1335.  
  1336. 297
  1337. 00:15:32,441 --> 00:15:34,441
  1338. <i>♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪</i>
  1339.  
  1340. 298
  1341. 00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,975
  1342. Wade, you've been here
  1343. for three days, okay?
  1344.  
  1345. 299
  1346. 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:38,210
  1347. Go home, take a shower.
  1348.  
  1349. 300
  1350. 00:15:38,212 --> 00:15:39,479
  1351. You smell like
  1352.  
  1353. 301
  1354. 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,413
  1355. Rush Limbaugh's couch cushions
  1356. after Shark Week.
  1357.  
  1358. 302
  1359. 00:15:41,415 --> 00:15:43,048
  1360. I love <i>Frozen.</i>
  1361.  
  1362. 303
  1363. 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:46,585
  1364. I loved her. I loved her
  1365. like an ocean loves water.
  1366.  
  1367. 304
  1368. 00:15:46,587 --> 00:15:47,986
  1369. An ocean is water.
  1370.  
  1371. 305
  1372. 00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:53,026
  1373. More importantly, I liked her.
  1374. I really liked her, you know?
  1375.  
  1376. 306
  1377. 00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:55,497
  1378. George Michael was right.
  1379. I'm never gonna dance again.
  1380.  
  1381. 307
  1382. 00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,430
  1383. Oh, God.
  1384.  
  1385. 308
  1386. 00:15:57,432 --> 00:15:58,967
  1387. He's dead, too.
  1388.  
  1389. 309
  1390. 00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:01,500
  1391. At least we still have Bowie.
  1392.  
  1393. 310
  1394. 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,168
  1395. Mr. Pool,
  1396. David Bowie is...
  1397.  
  1398. 311
  1399. 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,369
  1400. Uh, uh, uh...
  1401.  
  1402. 312
  1403. 00:16:04,371 --> 00:16:06,339
  1404. ...still with us.
  1405.  
  1406. 313
  1407. 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,610
  1408. We do. We still have Bowie.
  1409.  
  1410. 314
  1411. 00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:10,343
  1412. I'm sorry.
  1413.  
  1414. 315
  1415. 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:11,676
  1416. Shot after shot,
  1417.  
  1418. 316
  1419. 00:16:11,678 --> 00:16:13,579
  1420. it's not gonna change the fact
  1421. that I think you're...
  1422.  
  1423. 317
  1424. 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,080
  1425. Are you pissing?
  1426. Are you urinating right now?
  1427.  
  1428. 318
  1429. 00:16:15,082 --> 00:16:18,118
  1430. You're making the face that
  1431. you make when you urinate.
  1432.  
  1433. 319
  1434. 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:20,018
  1435. - Is he pissing?
  1436. - I'm on it!
  1437.  
  1438. 320
  1439. 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,388
  1440. There you go, Dopinder.
  1441.  
  1442. 321
  1443. 00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,122
  1444. If you want to be
  1445. a contract killer...
  1446.  
  1447. 322
  1448. 00:16:23,124 --> 00:16:25,792
  1449. you gotta handle a mop
  1450. before you handle a gun.
  1451.  
  1452. 323
  1453. 00:16:25,794 --> 00:16:27,060
  1454. Although I don't
  1455. quite understand
  1456.  
  1457. 324
  1458. 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:28,195
  1459. how they are
  1460. at all similar.
  1461.  
  1462. 325
  1463. 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:30,832
  1464. Well, they both have handles.
  1465. Now, leave me.
  1466.  
  1467. 326
  1468. 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:33,132
  1469. Go home, Wade.
  1470.  
  1471. 327
  1472. 00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:35,938
  1473. I don't have a home,
  1474. Weas, you know. I got a...
  1475.  
  1476. 328
  1477. 00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:38,838
  1478. Okay, I'm fine.
  1479.  
  1480. 329
  1481. 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,705
  1482. I'm fine.
  1483.  
  1484. 330
  1485. 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,474
  1486. You know what "fine"
  1487. stands for, Wade?
  1488.  
  1489. 331
  1490. 00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:45,277
  1491. F'd up, insecure, needy,
  1492. and emotional.
  1493.  
  1494. 332
  1495. 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:46,814
  1496. According to the...
  1497.  
  1498. 333
  1499. 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,349
  1500. - Kubler-Ross.
  1501. - Yeah.
  1502.  
  1503. 334
  1504. 00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:50,950
  1505. According to
  1506. the Kubler-Ross model...
  1507.  
  1508. 335
  1509. 00:16:50,952 --> 00:16:54,287
  1510. denial is just one of
  1511. the five stages of grief.
  1512.  
  1513. 336
  1514. 00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:56,589
  1515. Jesus Christ, Buck!
  1516.  
  1517. 337
  1518. 00:16:56,591 --> 00:16:58,894
  1519. No more speaking lines
  1520. for you.
  1521.  
  1522. 338
  1523. 00:17:26,653 --> 00:17:28,087
  1524. "I'm thinking it over!"
  1525.  
  1526. 339
  1527. 00:17:28,089 --> 00:17:29,725
  1528. Mother...
  1529.  
  1530. 340
  1531. 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,561
  1532. The hell you doin' here?
  1533.  
  1534. 341
  1535. 00:17:34,563 --> 00:17:36,529
  1536. Don't you know
  1537. how to knock?
  1538.  
  1539. 342
  1540. 00:17:36,531 --> 00:17:38,497
  1541. I thought you saw me...
  1542.  
  1543. 343
  1544. 00:17:38,499 --> 00:17:39,965
  1545. with your ears.
  1546.  
  1547. 344
  1548. 00:17:39,967 --> 00:17:41,266
  1549. You're lucky I didn't
  1550. shoot you in the...
  1551.  
  1552. 345
  1553. 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:42,369
  1554. The wall?
  1555.  
  1556. 346
  1557. 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:45,908
  1558. The refrigerator?
  1559. I'm in so much pain.
  1560.  
  1561. 347
  1562. 00:17:48,509 --> 00:17:50,209
  1563. I heard the news,
  1564. sweetie.
  1565.  
  1566. 348
  1567. 00:17:50,211 --> 00:17:52,311
  1568. I'm very sorry. I am.
  1569.  
  1570. 349
  1571. 00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:54,280
  1572. What am I gonna do, Al?
  1573.  
  1574. 350
  1575. 00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,585
  1576. Probably something terrible.
  1577.  
  1578. 351
  1579. 00:17:57,185 --> 00:17:58,517
  1580. Knowing you.
  1581.  
  1582. 352
  1583. 00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:00,154
  1584. It was my fault.
  1585.  
  1586. 353
  1587. 00:18:01,421 --> 00:18:03,756
  1588. I did this.
  1589.  
  1590. 354
  1591. 00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:05,824
  1592. And all I wanna do
  1593. is grab her and see her
  1594.  
  1595. 355
  1596. 00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:08,130
  1597. and tell her that I'm sorry,
  1598. and I can't.
  1599.  
  1600. 356
  1601. 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:11,731
  1602. She's gone.
  1603.  
  1604. 357
  1605. 00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,367
  1606. Now, look, sugar.
  1607. You need to just keep living.
  1608.  
  1609. 358
  1610. 00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:15,533
  1611. Thank you...
  1612.  
  1613. 359
  1614. 00:18:15,535 --> 00:18:18,771
  1615. Matthew McConaughey,
  1616. your words are a treasure.
  1617.  
  1618. 360
  1619. 00:18:18,773 --> 00:18:20,705
  1620. Listen to the pain.
  1621.  
  1622. 361
  1623. 00:18:20,707 --> 00:18:23,676
  1624. It's both history teacher
  1625. and fortune teller.
  1626.  
  1627. 362
  1628. 00:18:23,678 --> 00:18:27,213
  1629. Pain teaches us
  1630. who we are, Wade.
  1631.  
  1632. 363
  1633. 00:18:27,215 --> 00:18:31,150
  1634. Sometimes it's so bad,
  1635. we feel like we're dying.
  1636.  
  1637. 364
  1638. 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,689
  1639. But we can't really live till
  1640. we've died a little, can we?
  1641.  
  1642. 365
  1643. 00:18:39,361 --> 00:18:40,896
  1644. Precious, aren't they?
  1645.  
  1646. 366
  1647. 00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,829
  1648. Whoa!
  1649.  
  1650. 367
  1651. 00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,463
  1652. Are you a superhero?
  1653.  
  1654. 368
  1655. 00:18:44,465 --> 00:18:46,198
  1656. You bet your pigtails,
  1657. sweetie.
  1658.  
  1659. 369
  1660. 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,667
  1661. What's your name?
  1662.  
  1663. 370
  1664. 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,635
  1665. Captain Delicious Pants.
  1666.  
  1667. 371
  1668. 00:18:49,637 --> 00:18:53,406
  1669. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
  1670.  
  1671. 372
  1672. 00:18:58,913 --> 00:19:00,146
  1673. No, no, no.
  1674. Come on, hey.
  1675.  
  1676. 373
  1677. 00:19:00,148 --> 00:19:02,481
  1678. There's, like, a hundred
  1679. benches around here.
  1680.  
  1681. 374
  1682. 00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,250
  1683. Go find another...
  1684. Beat it.
  1685.  
  1686. 375
  1687. 00:19:04,252 --> 00:19:05,885
  1688. It's a free country.
  1689.  
  1690. 376
  1691. 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:08,788
  1692. You're right.
  1693. It is a free country.
  1694.  
  1695. 377
  1696. 00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:11,991
  1697. Hey, I want to just say,
  1698. I loved your work in <i>Up.</i>
  1699.  
  1700. 378
  1701. 00:19:11,993 --> 00:19:13,059
  1702. I'm sorry?
  1703.  
  1704. 379
  1705. 00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,260
  1706. No.
  1707.  
  1708. 380
  1709. 00:19:14,262 --> 00:19:16,295
  1710. I'm sorry.
  1711.  
  1712. 381
  1713. 00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:17,362
  1714. Whoa!
  1715.  
  1716. 382
  1717. 00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,064
  1718. What? You don't like <i>Up?</i>
  1719.  
  1720. 383
  1721. 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,301
  1722. There's gotta be
  1723. some way to die.
  1724.  
  1725. 384
  1726. 00:19:21,303 --> 00:19:23,336
  1727. I just need to die harder.
  1728.  
  1729. 385
  1730. 00:19:23,338 --> 00:19:24,640
  1731. Trademark Fox.
  1732.  
  1733. 386
  1734. 00:19:40,987 --> 00:19:42,990
  1735. <i>Your crazy
  1736. matches my crazy.</i>
  1737.  
  1738. 387
  1739. 00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:46,895
  1740. <i>Skee-Ball token.</i>
  1741.  
  1742. 388
  1743. 00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,936
  1744. <i>I love you,
  1745. Wade Wilson.</i>
  1746.  
  1747. 389
  1748. 00:19:59,306 --> 00:20:00,842
  1749. Ness?
  1750.  
  1751. 390
  1752. 00:20:02,209 --> 00:20:03,311
  1753. Ness?
  1754.  
  1755. 391
  1756. 00:20:04,178 --> 00:20:05,711
  1757. Ness.
  1758.  
  1759. 392
  1760. 00:20:05,713 --> 00:20:08,417
  1761. Ness, there's something here.
  1762. I can't get to you.
  1763.  
  1764. 393
  1765. 00:20:10,051 --> 00:20:12,717
  1766. Your heart's not
  1767. in the right place.
  1768.  
  1769. 394
  1770. 00:20:12,719 --> 00:20:15,253
  1771. Wait, hold on. What?
  1772.  
  1773. 395
  1774. 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,523
  1775. Your heart's not
  1776. in the right place.
  1777.  
  1778. 396
  1779. 00:20:17,525 --> 00:20:18,757
  1780. Wait. What do you mean
  1781.  
  1782. 397
  1783. 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,719
  1784. my heart's not in the right
  1785. place? What does it...
  1786.  
  1787. 398
  1788. 00:20:21,028 --> 00:20:23,228
  1789. <i>Turns out,
  1790. I can die a little.</i>
  1791.  
  1792. 399
  1793. 00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:24,664
  1794. <i>I just can't stay dead.</i>
  1795.  
  1796. 400
  1797. 00:20:41,483 --> 00:20:44,953
  1798. I'm terribly sorry for your
  1799. loss, Wade. You're broken.
  1800.  
  1801. 401
  1802. 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,857
  1803. Oh...
  1804. I know that voice.
  1805.  
  1806. 402
  1807. 00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,627
  1808. "Heart's in the right place."
  1809.  
  1810. 403
  1811. 00:20:54,629 --> 00:20:56,094
  1812. "Heart's in the..."
  1813. What does that mean?
  1814.  
  1815. 404
  1816. 00:20:56,096 --> 00:20:57,964
  1817. You've been sleep
  1818. for three days.
  1819.  
  1820. 405
  1821. 00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,799
  1822. I took a liberty
  1823. of dressing you.
  1824.  
  1825. 406
  1826. 00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,333
  1827. No kidding.
  1828.  
  1829. 407
  1830. 00:21:01,335 --> 00:21:03,101
  1831. Why can't I finally die?
  1832.  
  1833. 408
  1834. 00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:04,771
  1835. Take your mask off, Wade.
  1836.  
  1837. 409
  1838. 00:21:04,773 --> 00:21:06,539
  1839. We must talk.
  1840.  
  1841. 410
  1842. 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:08,774
  1843. You need fresh start.
  1844.  
  1845. 411
  1846. 00:21:08,776 --> 00:21:11,276
  1847. With training,
  1848. you can be X-Man.
  1849.  
  1850. 412
  1851. 00:21:11,278 --> 00:21:13,611
  1852. You're wasting your time,
  1853. Shiny Jesus.
  1854.  
  1855. 413
  1856. 00:21:13,613 --> 00:21:14,879
  1857. I'm not X-Man material.
  1858.  
  1859. 414
  1860. 00:21:14,881 --> 00:21:16,751
  1861. Understatement
  1862. of the year.
  1863.  
  1864. 415
  1865. 00:21:17,118 --> 00:21:18,120
  1866. Wade, Yukio.
  1867.  
  1868. 416
  1869. 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,452
  1870. Yukio, Wade.
  1871.  
  1872. 417
  1873. 00:21:20,454 --> 00:21:22,687
  1874. What in the fudgcicle is this?
  1875.  
  1876. 418
  1877. 00:21:22,689 --> 00:21:25,123
  1878. She's my girlfriend,
  1879. you intolerant...
  1880.  
  1881. 419
  1882. 00:21:25,125 --> 00:21:27,092
  1883. Whoa! Pump the hate brakes,
  1884. <i>Fox & Friends.</i>
  1885.  
  1886. 420
  1887. 00:21:27,094 --> 00:21:29,028
  1888. I'm just surprised
  1889. anyone would date you.
  1890.  
  1891. 421
  1892. 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:31,863
  1893. Especially Pinkie Pie
  1894. from <i>My Little Pony.</i>
  1895.  
  1896. 422
  1897. 00:21:31,865 --> 00:21:33,898
  1898. I like this guy.
  1899.  
  1900. 423
  1901. 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:35,834
  1902. Give him a chance.
  1903.  
  1904. 424
  1905. 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,035
  1906. It's great seeing you
  1907. like this.
  1908.  
  1909. 425
  1910. 00:21:37,037 --> 00:21:39,274
  1911. Yeah.
  1912.  
  1913. 426
  1914. 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:40,939
  1915. Bye, Wade!
  1916.  
  1917. 427
  1918. 00:21:40,941 --> 00:21:43,542
  1919. Now, some ground rules
  1920. while under our roof.
  1921.  
  1922. 428
  1923. 00:21:43,544 --> 00:21:46,579
  1924. "Rule number one.
  1925. No killing...
  1926.  
  1927. 429
  1928. 00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:49,881
  1929. "anyone ever,
  1930. no matter how bad.
  1931.  
  1932. 430
  1933. 00:21:49,883 --> 00:21:52,717
  1934. "Rule two. Label everything
  1935. in refrigerator."
  1936.  
  1937. 431
  1938. 00:21:52,719 --> 00:21:53,921
  1939. Wade?
  1940.  
  1941. 432
  1942. 00:21:54,621 --> 00:21:55,687
  1943. Wade?
  1944.  
  1945. 433
  1946. 00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:56,755
  1947. Wade!
  1948.  
  1949. 434
  1950. 00:21:56,757 --> 00:21:58,757
  1951. Don't try to chase me.
  1952.  
  1953. 435
  1954. 00:21:58,759 --> 00:22:01,060
  1955. I'm not ready
  1956. to be touched again.
  1957.  
  1958. 436
  1959. 00:22:01,062 --> 00:22:03,294
  1960. All these elderly white men
  1961. on the walls...
  1962.  
  1963. 437
  1964. 00:22:03,296 --> 00:22:05,264
  1965. Should have brought
  1966. my rape whistle.
  1967.  
  1968. 438
  1969. 00:22:06,333 --> 00:22:09,167
  1970. Those were already damaged
  1971. after they fell there!
  1972.  
  1973. 439
  1974. 00:22:09,169 --> 00:22:10,969
  1975. What am I supposed
  1976. to do around here, anyway?
  1977.  
  1978. 440
  1979. 00:22:10,971 --> 00:22:13,205
  1980. Sit in a share circle,
  1981. talk about my feelings?
  1982.  
  1983. 441
  1984. 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,341
  1985. And how would I
  1986. do that exactly?
  1987.  
  1988. 442
  1989. 00:22:16,343 --> 00:22:18,844
  1990. 'Cause where the hell
  1991. is everyone?
  1992.  
  1993. 443
  1994. 00:22:18,846 --> 00:22:20,012
  1995. It's always just you
  1996.  
  1997. 444
  1998. 00:22:20,014 --> 00:22:21,580
  1999. and Negasonic Teenage
  2000. Longest Name Ever...
  2001.  
  2002. 445
  2003. 00:22:21,582 --> 00:22:22,648
  2004. Enough!
  2005.  
  2006. 446
  2007. 00:22:22,650 --> 00:22:24,486
  2008. I said no touching!
  2009.  
  2010. 447
  2011. 00:22:28,922 --> 00:22:31,623
  2012. You'd think the studio
  2013. would throw us a bone.
  2014.  
  2015. 448
  2016. 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:33,928
  2017. One that doesn't
  2018. end up in my mouth.
  2019.  
  2020. 449
  2021. 00:22:34,963 --> 00:22:36,195
  2022. The first movie
  2023. made more money
  2024.  
  2025. 450
  2026. 00:22:36,197 --> 00:22:38,531
  2027. than the guy
  2028. who invented pants.
  2029.  
  2030. 451
  2031. 00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,934
  2032. They can't just dust off
  2033. one of the famous X-Men?
  2034.  
  2035. 452
  2036. 00:22:40,936 --> 00:22:43,068
  2037. How 'bout that putz
  2038. with the giant pigeon wings?
  2039.  
  2040. 453
  2041. 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,235
  2042. What do those do anyway, huh?
  2043.  
  2044. 454
  2045. 00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:45,772
  2046. Carry him
  2047. three feet off the ground
  2048.  
  2049. 455
  2050. 00:22:45,774 --> 00:22:47,939
  2051. to snatch up
  2052. the nearest muffin crumb?
  2053.  
  2054. 456
  2055. 00:22:47,941 --> 00:22:50,109
  2056. No, no, no!
  2057.  
  2058. 457
  2059. 00:22:50,111 --> 00:22:53,078
  2060. I am not X-Man material
  2061. at all.
  2062.  
  2063. 458
  2064. 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,481
  2065. First off...
  2066.  
  2067. 459
  2068. 00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:57,953
  2069. I'm not even a virgin.
  2070. Second and more...
  2071.  
  2072. 460
  2073. 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:00,986
  2074. I should have left you
  2075.  
  2076. 461
  2077. 00:23:00,988 --> 00:23:02,855
  2078. in the self-pity mess
  2079. I found you in.
  2080.  
  2081. 462
  2082. 00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:05,891
  2083. But this is what friends do.
  2084. They show up!
  2085.  
  2086. 463
  2087. 00:23:05,893 --> 00:23:07,926
  2088. Not when convenient
  2089. or easy.
  2090.  
  2091. 464
  2092. 00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:12,231
  2093. When hard,
  2094. and you always make it hard.
  2095.  
  2096. 465
  2097. 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:14,899
  2098. You are unwell.
  2099.  
  2100. 466
  2101. 00:23:14,901 --> 00:23:17,102
  2102. I'm sticking my neck out
  2103. bringing you here.
  2104.  
  2105. 467
  2106. 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,971
  2107. Wait.
  2108. One of the assholes
  2109.  
  2110. 468
  2111. 00:23:18,973 --> 00:23:20,508
  2112. who killed Vanessa got away.
  2113.  
  2114. 469
  2115. 00:23:22,977 --> 00:23:25,144
  2116. Oh, Jesus Christ!
  2117.  
  2118. 470
  2119. 00:23:25,146 --> 00:23:27,179
  2120. I thought you were gonna
  2121. kiss me for a second there.
  2122.  
  2123. 471
  2124. 00:23:27,181 --> 00:23:29,080
  2125. Please know I wouldn't be able
  2126. to stop you if you did.
  2127.  
  2128. 472
  2129. 00:23:29,082 --> 00:23:31,250
  2130. Wade, whoever they are...
  2131.  
  2132. 473
  2133. 00:23:31,252 --> 00:23:33,718
  2134. we track them down
  2135. and bring them to justice.
  2136.  
  2137. 474
  2138. 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,189
  2139. It was me.
  2140.  
  2141. 475
  2142. 00:23:38,258 --> 00:23:40,127
  2143. I'm the asshole who got away.
  2144.  
  2145. 476
  2146. 00:23:41,027 --> 00:23:44,029
  2147. I killed every last one
  2148. of them, except me.
  2149.  
  2150. 477
  2151. 00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:46,001
  2152. Couldn't kill me.
  2153.  
  2154. 478
  2155. 00:23:49,035 --> 00:23:51,238
  2156. We were gonna start a family.
  2157.  
  2158. 479
  2159. 00:23:52,841 --> 00:23:54,974
  2160. We were, uh...
  2161.  
  2162. 480
  2163. 00:23:56,044 --> 00:23:58,644
  2164. We were gonna be a family.
  2165.  
  2166. 481
  2167. 00:23:58,646 --> 00:23:59,779
  2168. Wade...
  2169.  
  2170. 482
  2171. 00:23:59,781 --> 00:24:02,617
  2172. Vanessa is gone.
  2173. She's not coming back.
  2174.  
  2175. 483
  2176. 00:24:04,084 --> 00:24:06,586
  2177. This may not be
  2178. family you want...
  2179.  
  2180. 484
  2181. 00:24:06,588 --> 00:24:08,954
  2182. but it's family you need.
  2183.  
  2184. 485
  2185. 00:24:08,956 --> 00:24:10,222
  2186. You have a good heart.
  2187.  
  2188. 486
  2189. 00:24:10,224 --> 00:24:12,060
  2190. It belongs here
  2191. where it can grow.
  2192.  
  2193. 487
  2194. 00:24:13,694 --> 00:24:15,363
  2195. What did you say?
  2196.  
  2197. 488
  2198. 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:18,198
  2199. About my heart?
  2200.  
  2201. 489
  2202. 00:24:23,604 --> 00:24:25,606
  2203. I think
  2204. I'm in the right place.
  2205.  
  2206. 490
  2207. 00:25:18,993 --> 00:25:20,126
  2208. <i>Whoa!</i>
  2209.  
  2210. 491
  2211. 00:25:20,128 --> 00:25:23,361
  2212. Cable? You got Cable?
  2213.  
  2214. 492
  2215. 00:25:23,363 --> 00:25:24,496
  2216. If I didn't know
  2217. any better,
  2218.  
  2219. 493
  2220. 00:25:24,498 --> 00:25:26,498
  2221. I'd say that
  2222. you're getting into this.
  2223.  
  2224. 494
  2225. 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,765
  2226. You know Cable?
  2227.  
  2228. 495
  2229. 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:30,702
  2230. Uh, the biological son of
  2231. Cyclops and Madelyne Pryor...
  2232.  
  2233. 496
  2234. 00:25:30,704 --> 00:25:31,870
  2235. Jean Grey's clone.
  2236.  
  2237. 497
  2238. 00:25:31,872 --> 00:25:33,939
  2239. Half-brother to Rachel Summers
  2240. and Nate Grey.
  2241.  
  2242. 498
  2243. 00:25:33,941 --> 00:25:35,174
  2244. Raised as the Askani's son,
  2245.  
  2246. 499
  2247. 00:25:35,176 --> 00:25:36,475
  2248. and genetic template
  2249. for Stryfe.
  2250.  
  2251. 500
  2252. 00:25:36,477 --> 00:25:38,144
  2253. From a possible
  2254. alternate timeline...
  2255.  
  2256. 501
  2257. 00:25:38,146 --> 00:25:40,279
  2258. having been taken as an
  2259. infant to the future...
  2260.  
  2261. 502
  2262. 00:25:40,281 --> 00:25:41,947
  2263. and infected with
  2264. a techno-organic virus.
  2265.  
  2266. 503
  2267. 00:25:41,949 --> 00:25:44,050
  2268. I hope you have given
  2269. this deeply-nuanced
  2270.  
  2271. 504
  2272. 00:25:44,052 --> 00:25:46,388
  2273. and richly-layered backstory
  2274. its due.
  2275.  
  2276. 505
  2277. 00:25:51,257 --> 00:25:54,326
  2278. Yeah, we're covering
  2279. the time travel stuff.
  2280.  
  2281. 506
  2282. 00:25:54,328 --> 00:25:55,895
  2283. <i>We have
  2284. eight weeks of boot camp</i>
  2285.  
  2286. 507
  2287. 00:25:55,897 --> 00:25:56,962
  2288. <i>ahead of us, men.</i>
  2289.  
  2290. 508
  2291. 00:25:56,964 --> 00:25:58,830
  2292. <i>That'll get us
  2293. toned and prepared</i>
  2294.  
  2295. 509
  2296. 00:25:58,832 --> 00:26:00,168
  2297. <i>for all matter of combat.</i>
  2298.  
  2299. 510
  2300. 00:26:02,169 --> 00:26:06,304
  2301. Not working out at all.
  2302.  
  2303. 511
  2304. 00:26:06,306 --> 00:26:10,377
  2305. Masking tape. It is no friend
  2306. to chilled aluminum.
  2307.  
  2308. 512
  2309. 00:26:11,644 --> 00:26:12,744
  2310. Velcro.
  2311.  
  2312. 513
  2313. 00:26:12,746 --> 00:26:14,815
  2314. Color-coded. Efficient.
  2315. Environmentally friendly.
  2316.  
  2317. 514
  2318. 00:26:15,582 --> 00:26:16,849
  2319. Who's he talking to?
  2320.  
  2321. 515
  2322. 00:26:16,851 --> 00:26:18,783
  2323. And why is he dressed like
  2324. a registered sex offender?
  2325.  
  2326. 516
  2327. 00:26:18,785 --> 00:26:20,519
  2328. Can we focus for a moment,
  2329. ladies?
  2330.  
  2331. 517
  2332. 00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:22,588
  2333. Please, we need to talk about
  2334. next month's meal plan.
  2335.  
  2336. 518
  2337. 00:26:22,590 --> 00:26:24,956
  2338. Obviously, everyone hated
  2339. the ceviche.
  2340.  
  2341. 519
  2342. 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:26,324
  2343. I read the suggestion box.
  2344. That's on me.
  2345.  
  2346. 520
  2347. 00:26:26,326 --> 00:26:27,859
  2348. I'm gonna stop you
  2349. right there.
  2350.  
  2351. 521
  2352. 00:26:27,861 --> 00:26:30,128
  2353. I see through
  2354. this weak act.
  2355.  
  2356. 522
  2357. 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:34,600
  2358. You may have fooled Colossus
  2359. with this nice guy shit...
  2360.  
  2361. 523
  2362. 00:26:34,602 --> 00:26:35,801
  2363. but not me.
  2364.  
  2365. 524
  2366. 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:36,968
  2367. Don't be mean.
  2368.  
  2369. 525
  2370. 00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:38,102
  2371. Back off, NTW.
  2372.  
  2373. 526
  2374. 00:26:38,104 --> 00:26:39,237
  2375. No, no, no.
  2376.  
  2377. 527
  2378. 00:26:39,239 --> 00:26:40,571
  2379. No, let her go.
  2380.  
  2381. 528
  2382. 00:26:40,573 --> 00:26:43,275
  2383. Let her go. It's okay. She
  2384. has a right to be skeptical.
  2385.  
  2386. 529
  2387. 00:26:43,277 --> 00:26:46,180
  2388. Look at me.
  2389. I'm an easy target.
  2390.  
  2391. 530
  2392. 00:26:47,081 --> 00:26:48,214
  2393. You know, historically,
  2394.  
  2395. 531
  2396. 00:26:48,216 --> 00:26:50,448
  2397. mischief has been
  2398. my mistress...
  2399.  
  2400. 532
  2401. 00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:53,587
  2402. so I understand, you know.
  2403. But I like to think that...
  2404.  
  2405. 533
  2406. 00:26:54,721 --> 00:26:58,223
  2407. well, you guys have really
  2408. rubbed off on me.
  2409.  
  2410. 534
  2411. 00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,661
  2412. I like to think that I've
  2413. rubbed off around you too.
  2414.  
  2415. 535
  2416. 00:27:00,961 --> 00:27:02,194
  2417. A lot.
  2418.  
  2419. 536
  2420. 00:27:02,196 --> 00:27:04,995
  2421. And for the first time
  2422. in a long while...
  2423.  
  2424. 537
  2425. 00:27:04,997 --> 00:27:06,567
  2426. I like me.
  2427.  
  2428. 538
  2429. 00:27:08,235 --> 00:27:09,601
  2430. I accept your apology.
  2431.  
  2432. 539
  2433. 00:27:09,603 --> 00:27:10,836
  2434. I never apologized.
  2435.  
  2436. 540
  2437. 00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:12,303
  2438. I was talking to your heart.
  2439.  
  2440. 541
  2441. 00:27:12,305 --> 00:27:14,705
  2442. See? You're not
  2443. lost cause you thought.
  2444.  
  2445. 542
  2446. 00:27:14,707 --> 00:27:18,109
  2447. I'm proud. You're everything
  2448. I knew you can be.
  2449.  
  2450. 543
  2451. 00:27:18,111 --> 00:27:20,111
  2452. Thank you, Colossus.
  2453.  
  2454. 544
  2455. 00:27:20,113 --> 00:27:21,914
  2456. Just trying to be
  2457. the world's best X-Man.
  2458.  
  2459. 545
  2460. 00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:23,451
  2461. Sorry, X-Person.
  2462.  
  2463. 546
  2464. 00:27:24,951 --> 00:27:26,854
  2465. Hmm. Something wrong
  2466. with the soap.
  2467.  
  2468. 547
  2469. 00:27:27,721 --> 00:27:29,921
  2470. It's fine. I just filled it.
  2471.  
  2472. 548
  2473. 00:27:29,923 --> 00:27:31,125
  2474. Give it
  2475. a few more pumps there.
  2476.  
  2477. 549
  2478. 00:27:32,593 --> 00:27:37,061
  2479. Now, if you'll excuse me,
  2480. it's dust bunny season...
  2481.  
  2482. 550
  2483. 00:27:37,063 --> 00:27:38,265
  2484. and I'm hunting wabbits.
  2485.  
  2486. 551
  2487. 00:27:38,832 --> 00:27:40,168
  2488. Bye, Wade.
  2489.  
  2490. 552
  2491. 00:27:45,273 --> 00:27:46,541
  2492. Wade.
  2493.  
  2494. 553
  2495. 00:27:47,006 --> 00:27:48,208
  2496. Wade.
  2497.  
  2498. 554
  2499. 00:27:48,842 --> 00:27:50,176
  2500. Wade!
  2501.  
  2502. 555
  2503. 00:27:50,178 --> 00:27:53,111
  2504. Hey, I was just taking Cerebro
  2505. for a spin here...
  2506.  
  2507. 556
  2508. 00:27:53,113 --> 00:27:54,914
  2509. looking deep into the future.
  2510.  
  2511. 557
  2512. 00:27:54,916 --> 00:27:56,415
  2513. Phew. This thing...
  2514.  
  2515. 558
  2516. 00:27:56,417 --> 00:27:58,117
  2517. - That's not how Cerebro works.
  2518. - That's not how Cerebro works.
  2519.  
  2520. 559
  2521. 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:00,118
  2522. Yes. Yes, it is.
  2523.  
  2524. 560
  2525. 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,888
  2526. - We have mission.
  2527. - We have mission.
  2528.  
  2529. 561
  2530. 00:28:01,890 --> 00:28:03,856
  2531. We do. You do.
  2532.  
  2533. 562
  2534. 00:28:03,858 --> 00:28:05,123
  2535. You guys be safe out there.
  2536.  
  2537. 563
  2538. 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:07,928
  2539. - No, I want you to join.
  2540. - No, you want me to join.
  2541.  
  2542. 564
  2543. 00:28:09,630 --> 00:28:10,862
  2544. I'm sorry, what?
  2545.  
  2546. 565
  2547. 00:28:10,864 --> 00:28:11,897
  2548. You are ready.
  2549.  
  2550. 566
  2551. 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,099
  2552. That's a terrible idea,
  2553. and it's gonna end badly.
  2554.  
  2555. 567
  2556. 00:28:14,101 --> 00:28:15,703
  2557. Be at the X-Jet in five.
  2558.  
  2559. 568
  2560. 00:28:18,339 --> 00:28:20,805
  2561. <i>Irene Merryweather,
  2562. WHIT News.</i>
  2563.  
  2564. 569
  2565. 00:28:20,807 --> 00:28:22,774
  2566. <i>Live here at
  2567. a breaking news situation</i>
  2568.  
  2569. 570
  2570. 00:28:22,776 --> 00:28:25,578
  2571. <i>at the Essex House
  2572. for Mutant Rehabilitation.</i>
  2573.  
  2574. 571
  2575. 00:28:25,580 --> 00:28:27,545
  2576. A mutant boy
  2577. is appearing to have
  2578.  
  2579. 572
  2580. 00:28:27,547 --> 00:28:28,946
  2581. some sort of an incident...
  2582.  
  2583. 573
  2584. 00:28:28,948 --> 00:28:30,683
  2585. - with police here behind me.
  2586. - Get away from me!
  2587.  
  2588. 574
  2589. 00:28:30,685 --> 00:28:33,217
  2590. There are two police vehicles
  2591. that are overturned.
  2592.  
  2593. 575
  2594. 00:28:33,219 --> 00:28:34,586
  2595. - Russell, calm down.
  2596. - Freak off!
  2597.  
  2598. 576
  2599. 00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:35,855
  2600. A scene of
  2601. absolute chaos here.
  2602.  
  2603. 577
  2604. 00:28:35,857 --> 00:28:37,122
  2605. Calm down.
  2606.  
  2607. 578
  2608. 00:28:37,124 --> 00:28:40,024
  2609. I'll burn you!
  2610. You stay back!
  2611.  
  2612. 579
  2613. 00:28:40,026 --> 00:28:41,292
  2614. Get away from me!
  2615.  
  2616. 580
  2617. 00:28:57,411 --> 00:29:00,712
  2618. It appears as if
  2619. the X-Men are arriving...
  2620.  
  2621. 581
  2622. 00:29:00,714 --> 00:29:01,746
  2623. Scatter!
  2624.  
  2625. 582
  2626. 00:29:01,748 --> 00:29:04,317
  2627. ...with what appears
  2628. to be a trainee.
  2629.  
  2630. 583
  2631. 00:29:04,319 --> 00:29:07,352
  2632. Everyone, calm down!
  2633. The pros are here. I...
  2634.  
  2635. 584
  2636. 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:08,486
  2637. We're the X-Men!
  2638.  
  2639. 585
  2640. 00:29:08,488 --> 00:29:11,189
  2641. A dated metaphor for racism
  2642. in the '60s.
  2643.  
  2644. 586
  2645. 00:29:11,191 --> 00:29:13,824
  2646. So, respect.
  2647.  
  2648. 587
  2649. 00:29:13,826 --> 00:29:15,229
  2650. At ease, Officer.
  2651.  
  2652. 588
  2653. 00:29:16,698 --> 00:29:18,696
  2654. What are you doing?
  2655.  
  2656. 589
  2657. 00:29:18,698 --> 00:29:19,764
  2658. My job!
  2659.  
  2660. 590
  2661. 00:29:19,766 --> 00:29:21,332
  2662. You're the one who said
  2663. I was ready,
  2664.  
  2665. 591
  2666. 00:29:21,334 --> 00:29:22,734
  2667. and I frankly disagreed
  2668. with you.
  2669.  
  2670. 592
  2671. 00:29:22,736 --> 00:29:25,337
  2672. But here we are, trying to
  2673. overcome our differences.
  2674.  
  2675. 593
  2676. 00:29:25,339 --> 00:29:28,540
  2677. Like Beyonce says,
  2678. "Please...
  2679.  
  2680. 594
  2681. 00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:30,076
  2682. "Please,
  2683. stop cheating on me."
  2684.  
  2685. 595
  2686. 00:29:30,078 --> 00:29:31,209
  2687. Hey!
  2688.  
  2689. 596
  2690. 00:29:31,211 --> 00:29:32,543
  2691. This is the fifth incident.
  2692.  
  2693. 597
  2694. 00:29:32,545 --> 00:29:34,946
  2695. This kid needs to be
  2696. in the Ice Box, not here.
  2697.  
  2698. 598
  2699. 00:29:34,948 --> 00:29:36,580
  2700. Russell belongs in our care.
  2701.  
  2702. 599
  2703. 00:29:36,582 --> 00:29:38,384
  2704. Not in prison.
  2705. I assure you...
  2706.  
  2707. 600
  2708. 00:29:38,386 --> 00:29:39,517
  2709. we have everything
  2710. under control.
  2711.  
  2712. 601
  2713. 00:29:39,519 --> 00:29:40,819
  2714. Stay back!
  2715. I'll burn you!
  2716.  
  2717. 602
  2718. 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,020
  2719. Not getting a real
  2720.  
  2721. 603
  2722. 00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:44,122
  2723. "under control"
  2724. vibe here, Marty.
  2725.  
  2726. 604
  2727. 00:29:44,124 --> 00:29:46,192
  2728. - It is Glen, isn't it?
  2729. - Daniel.
  2730.  
  2731. 605
  2732. 00:29:46,194 --> 00:29:47,525
  2733. I'll ask the questions,
  2734. Miguel.
  2735.  
  2736. 606
  2737. 00:29:47,527 --> 00:29:48,860
  2738. Let me talk to the kid.
  2739.  
  2740. 607
  2741. 00:29:48,862 --> 00:29:53,634
  2742. You stay here with your
  2743. weird, secret sex lips.
  2744.  
  2745. 608
  2746. 00:29:54,935 --> 00:29:56,134
  2747. You wanna die?
  2748.  
  2749. 609
  2750. 00:29:56,136 --> 00:29:57,336
  2751. This kid's adorable.
  2752.  
  2753. 610
  2754. 00:29:57,338 --> 00:29:58,336
  2755. I don't know why I packed
  2756. the hollow points.
  2757.  
  2758. 611
  2759. 00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,839
  2760. I'll burn your arms off!
  2761.  
  2762. 612
  2763. 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,644
  2764. First day.
  2765. I'm so nervous!
  2766.  
  2767. 613
  2768. 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,946
  2769. Did you just say
  2770. "hollow points"?
  2771.  
  2772. 614
  2773. 00:30:05,513 --> 00:30:06,712
  2774. Yeah, probably should've
  2775.  
  2776. 615
  2777. 00:30:06,714 --> 00:30:08,582
  2778. brought a Super Soaker.
  2779.  
  2780. 616
  2781. 00:30:09,082 --> 00:30:10,485
  2782. Hi, there!
  2783.  
  2784. 617
  2785. 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:13,753
  2786. Stay back
  2787. or Justin Bieber dies!
  2788.  
  2789. 618
  2790. 00:30:13,755 --> 00:30:18,290
  2791. Justin Bieber.
  2792. He called you Justin Bieber.
  2793.  
  2794. 619
  2795. 00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:20,425
  2796. Hold on! Wait, wait, wait!
  2797.  
  2798. 620
  2799. 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:23,529
  2800. Okay, let's not do
  2801. whatever that is.
  2802.  
  2803. 621
  2804. 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:25,129
  2805. Okay? Let's just talk!
  2806.  
  2807. 622
  2808. 00:30:25,131 --> 00:30:26,898
  2809. It's Russell, right?
  2810.  
  2811. 623
  2812. 00:30:26,900 --> 00:30:28,934
  2813. - Firefist.
  2814. - Firefist.
  2815.  
  2816. 624
  2817. 00:30:28,936 --> 00:30:31,369
  2818. Ooh, that's a great name.
  2819. Where does it burn?
  2820.  
  2821. 625
  2822. 00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,171
  2823. Just the fist, or all
  2824. the way up to the elbow?
  2825.  
  2826. 626
  2827. 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,778
  2828. Definitely all the way
  2829. up to the elbow.
  2830.  
  2831. 627
  2832. 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:42,981
  2833. Come quietly,
  2834. or there will be trouble.
  2835.  
  2836. 628
  2837. 00:30:42,983 --> 00:30:46,252
  2838. - You stole that from <i>Robocop!</i>
  2839. - That's from <i>Robocop!</i>
  2840.  
  2841. 629
  2842. 00:30:46,254 --> 00:30:47,785
  2843. Just stand down!
  2844.  
  2845. 630
  2846. 00:30:47,787 --> 00:30:49,990
  2847. You're embarrassing me.
  2848. Look, Fire...
  2849.  
  2850. 631
  2851. 00:30:52,493 --> 00:30:54,725
  2852. I can't say it!
  2853. I'm so sorry!
  2854.  
  2855. 632
  2856. 00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:02,435
  2857. Oh, my gosh!
  2858. That does it!
  2859.  
  2860. 633
  2861. 00:31:02,437 --> 00:31:03,968
  2862. Put your hands
  2863. behind your knees
  2864.  
  2865. 634
  2866. 00:31:03,970 --> 00:31:05,471
  2867. and get down
  2868. on your head! Now!
  2869.  
  2870. 635
  2871. 00:31:05,473 --> 00:31:07,673
  2872. Wade! What was first rule?
  2873.  
  2874. 636
  2875. 00:31:07,675 --> 00:31:09,675
  2876. Label everything
  2877. in the refrigerator!
  2878.  
  2879. 637
  2880. 00:31:09,677 --> 00:31:12,444
  2881. - Do not escalate!
  2882. - Rules are meant to be broken!
  2883.  
  2884. 638
  2885. 00:31:12,446 --> 00:31:14,013
  2886. That's the exact opposite
  2887.  
  2888. 639
  2889. 00:31:14,015 --> 00:31:15,515
  2890. of what they're meant for!
  2891.  
  2892. 640
  2893. 00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:18,248
  2894. Come on! Fine!
  2895.  
  2896. 641
  2897. 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:19,685
  2898. I'll start from the beginning.
  2899.  
  2900. 642
  2901. 00:31:19,687 --> 00:31:22,353
  2902. My name is Deadpool,
  2903. and I'm an X-Man.
  2904.  
  2905. 643
  2906. 00:31:22,355 --> 00:31:24,691
  2907. - Trainee!
  2908. - Shut it!
  2909.  
  2910. 644
  2911. 00:31:25,226 --> 00:31:27,661
  2912. Look, I get it.
  2913.  
  2914. 645
  2915. 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:30,928
  2916. All right, you're scared.
  2917.  
  2918. 646
  2919. 00:31:30,930 --> 00:31:32,030
  2920. Alone.
  2921.  
  2922. 647
  2923. 00:31:32,032 --> 00:31:33,131
  2924. You got no family.
  2925.  
  2926. 648
  2927. 00:31:33,133 --> 00:31:34,198
  2928. I didn't have
  2929. a family, either.
  2930.  
  2931. 649
  2932. 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:35,833
  2933. You live in this dump.
  2934. Guess what?
  2935.  
  2936. 650
  2937. 00:31:35,835 --> 00:31:38,536
  2938. I used to live in a
  2939. shithole just like it.
  2940.  
  2941. 651
  2942. 00:31:38,538 --> 00:31:41,072
  2943. But you know something?
  2944. To make matters worse...
  2945.  
  2946. 652
  2947. 00:31:41,074 --> 00:31:42,940
  2948. it's a confusing time
  2949. in your life right now.
  2950.  
  2951. 653
  2952. 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:46,677
  2953. Your body is going through
  2954. some fiery changes.
  2955.  
  2956. 654
  2957. 00:31:46,679 --> 00:31:48,646
  2958. Too far?
  2959. I went too far, didn't I?
  2960.  
  2961. 655
  2962. 00:31:56,023 --> 00:31:58,057
  2963. That was effervescent.
  2964.  
  2965. 656
  2966. 00:31:58,059 --> 00:32:00,292
  2967. Stay in school, kid.
  2968.  
  2969. 657
  2970. 00:32:00,294 --> 00:32:02,293
  2971. Or don't. I didn't.
  2972.  
  2973. 658
  2974. 00:32:02,295 --> 00:32:03,995
  2975. And I'm an X-Man.
  2976.  
  2977. 659
  2978. 00:32:03,997 --> 00:32:05,531
  2979. Trainee.
  2980.  
  2981. 660
  2982. 00:32:05,533 --> 00:32:07,834
  2983. Superhero landing coming up!
  2984.  
  2985. 661
  2986. 00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,942
  2987. Ouch, ouch, ouch!
  2988. Oh, God, that hurts.
  2989.  
  2990. 662
  2991. 00:32:35,795 --> 00:32:37,795
  2992. I could get used
  2993. to this X-Man shit.
  2994.  
  2995. 663
  2996. 00:32:37,797 --> 00:32:39,097
  2997. Trainee!
  2998.  
  2999. 664
  3000. 00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:40,064
  3001. Trainee!
  3002.  
  3003. 665
  3004. 00:32:40,066 --> 00:32:42,000
  3005. Get a power restraint
  3006. on him. Now!
  3007.  
  3008. 666
  3009. 00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:45,473
  3010. Calm down, squirt.
  3011. It's over. We got ya.
  3012.  
  3013. 667
  3014. 00:32:47,207 --> 00:32:48,673
  3015. What's that do?
  3016.  
  3017. 668
  3018. 00:32:48,675 --> 00:32:50,309
  3019. Power-dampening collar.
  3020.  
  3021. 669
  3022. 00:32:50,311 --> 00:32:51,609
  3023. Shuts down
  3024. all mutant abilities.
  3025.  
  3026. 670
  3027. 00:32:51,611 --> 00:32:54,446
  3028. You can't get it off.
  3029. Unless you've got a grenade.
  3030.  
  3031. 671
  3032. 00:32:54,448 --> 00:32:57,549
  3033. Huh. Could've used
  3034. one of those in the first act.
  3035.  
  3036. 672
  3037. 00:32:57,551 --> 00:32:58,953
  3038. Thank you!
  3039.  
  3040. 673
  3041. 00:33:00,553 --> 00:33:03,054
  3042. That was absolutely thrilling.
  3043.  
  3044. 674
  3045. 00:33:03,056 --> 00:33:05,189
  3046. True heroism in action.
  3047.  
  3048. 675
  3049. 00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:07,425
  3050. We are in your debt.
  3051.  
  3052. 676
  3053. 00:33:07,427 --> 00:33:09,360
  3054. We can take it from here.
  3055.  
  3056. 677
  3057. 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,562
  3058. Take me
  3059. to the Ice Box, please!
  3060.  
  3061. 678
  3062. 00:33:11,564 --> 00:33:13,032
  3063. Anywhere's better than here.
  3064.  
  3065. 679
  3066. 00:33:13,034 --> 00:33:13,998
  3067. Believe me, son,
  3068.  
  3069. 680
  3070. 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,667
  3071. you do not wanna go
  3072. to the Ice Box.
  3073.  
  3074. 681
  3075. 00:33:15,669 --> 00:33:17,703
  3076. Let's get you inside,
  3077. young man.
  3078.  
  3079. 682
  3080. 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,638
  3081. No, wait, wait. Wait.
  3082.  
  3083. 683
  3084. 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,242
  3085. You guys stay there.
  3086.  
  3087. 684
  3088. 00:33:30,050 --> 00:33:31,919
  3089. Those guys hurt you?
  3090.  
  3091. 685
  3092. 00:33:33,219 --> 00:33:34,255
  3093. Who?
  3094.  
  3095. 686
  3096. 00:33:36,290 --> 00:33:39,060
  3097. Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?
  3098.  
  3099. 687
  3100. 00:33:40,427 --> 00:33:42,029
  3101. Both of 'em?
  3102.  
  3103. 688
  3104. 00:33:46,132 --> 00:33:47,398
  3105. Ah, screw it.
  3106.  
  3107. 689
  3108. 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,067
  3109. Four or five moments!
  3110.  
  3111. 690
  3112. 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,135
  3113. I'm sorry?
  3114.  
  3115. 691
  3116. 00:33:50,137 --> 00:33:53,508
  3117. Four or five moments!
  3118.  
  3119. 692
  3120. 00:33:54,507 --> 00:33:57,511
  3121. That's all it takes
  3122. to be a hero.
  3123.  
  3124. 693
  3125. 00:33:58,344 --> 00:34:00,611
  3126. People think
  3127. you wake up a hero...
  3128.  
  3129. 694
  3130. 00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:02,781
  3131. brush your teeth a hero...
  3132.  
  3133. 695
  3134. 00:34:02,783 --> 00:34:05,684
  3135. make love to
  3136. a soap dispenser a hero.
  3137.  
  3138. 696
  3139. 00:34:07,021 --> 00:34:11,025
  3140. But, no, being a hero
  3141. takes only a few moments!
  3142.  
  3143. 697
  3144. 00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:13,924
  3145. A few moments...
  3146.  
  3147. 698
  3148. 00:34:13,926 --> 00:34:16,795
  3149. doing the ugly stuff
  3150. no one else will do.
  3151.  
  3152. 699
  3153. 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:26,538
  3154. - Wade, what did you do?
  3155. - Colossus, no!
  3156.  
  3157. 700
  3158. 00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,973
  3159. That kid was abused!
  3160. You can tell.
  3161.  
  3162. 701
  3163. 00:34:27,975 --> 00:34:29,674
  3164. - You can always tell!
  3165. - We have rules!
  3166.  
  3167. 702
  3168. 00:34:29,676 --> 00:34:32,543
  3169. You are not judge,
  3170. jury or executioner!
  3171.  
  3172. 703
  3173. 00:34:32,545 --> 00:34:35,547
  3174. Forget your rules!
  3175. I fight for what's right!
  3176.  
  3177. 704
  3178. 00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:37,148
  3179. And sometimes
  3180. you gotta fight dirty!
  3181.  
  3182. 705
  3183. 00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:40,819
  3184. You've let me down
  3185. for the last time, Wade.
  3186.  
  3187. 706
  3188. 00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:42,152
  3189. Collar him, too.
  3190.  
  3191. 707
  3192. 00:34:42,154 --> 00:34:44,022
  3193. And get these guys
  3194. in the pod.
  3195.  
  3196. 708
  3197. 00:34:44,024 --> 00:34:45,357
  3198. Take them to the Ice Box.
  3199.  
  3200. 709
  3201. 00:35:06,913 --> 00:35:09,350
  3202. I wonder
  3203. what gang I'll be in.
  3204.  
  3205. 710
  3206. 00:35:10,917 --> 00:35:13,253
  3207. - Is there, like, a Sorting Hat?
  3208. - Hi.
  3209.  
  3210. 711
  3211. 00:35:14,788 --> 00:35:15,853
  3212. I've always seen myself
  3213.  
  3214. 712
  3215. 00:35:15,855 --> 00:35:17,889
  3216. as more of
  3217. an East Coast Hufflepuff.
  3218.  
  3219. 713
  3220. 00:35:17,891 --> 00:35:19,157
  3221. Go!
  3222.  
  3223. 714
  3224. 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:22,159
  3225. I've made a critical error
  3226. on my Airbnb reservation.
  3227.  
  3228. 715
  3229. 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:26,634
  3230. This is not what the website
  3231. looked like at all.
  3232.  
  3233. 716
  3234. 00:35:27,900 --> 00:35:31,670
  3235. I love the decor though. I had
  3236. no idea hopeless was a color.
  3237.  
  3238. 717
  3239. 00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:33,074
  3240. Hard left, douchebag.
  3241.  
  3242. 718
  3243. 00:35:37,444 --> 00:35:38,779
  3244. Please, after you.
  3245.  
  3246. 719
  3247. 00:35:40,748 --> 00:35:43,382
  3248. Another disgusting minority
  3249. off the streets.
  3250.  
  3251. 720
  3252. 00:35:43,384 --> 00:35:44,516
  3253. We'll sleep well tonight.
  3254.  
  3255. 721
  3256. 00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:45,583
  3257. Let's get a bagel.
  3258.  
  3259. 722
  3260. 00:35:49,022 --> 00:35:51,790
  3261. Nighty-night,
  3262. you annoying prick!
  3263.  
  3264. 723
  3265. 00:36:22,989 --> 00:36:26,391
  3266. <i>I'mma tell you
  3267. what the big lie is.</i>
  3268.  
  3269. 724
  3270. 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,926
  3271. <i>Toilet paper.</i>
  3272.  
  3273. 725
  3274. 00:36:27,928 --> 00:36:31,328
  3275. Toilet paper
  3276. is a plenty fine appetizer.
  3277.  
  3278. 726
  3279. 00:36:31,330 --> 00:36:33,565
  3280. But, then...
  3281.  
  3282. 727
  3283. 00:36:33,567 --> 00:36:35,900
  3284. Huggies Natural Care
  3285. wet wipes.
  3286.  
  3287. 728
  3288. 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:37,302
  3289. That's your main course.
  3290.  
  3291. 729
  3292. 00:36:37,304 --> 00:36:41,139
  3293. They're soft, they're moist.
  3294. They're for babies.
  3295.  
  3296. 730
  3297. 00:36:41,141 --> 00:36:44,243
  3298. Finally, one more pass
  3299. with the toilet paper,
  3300.  
  3301. 731
  3302. 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:46,043
  3303. maybe clear out
  3304. that excess moisture.
  3305.  
  3306. 732
  3307. 00:36:46,045 --> 00:36:47,746
  3308. Maybe treat yourself
  3309. to a blow and go,
  3310.  
  3311. 733
  3312. 00:36:47,748 --> 00:36:49,014
  3313. if you can get you
  3314. a hair dryer.
  3315.  
  3316. 734
  3317. 00:36:49,016 --> 00:36:51,686
  3318. Just about 30 seconds
  3319. will do you good.
  3320.  
  3321. 735
  3322. 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:56,424
  3323. What the heck?
  3324.  
  3325. 736
  3326. 00:36:57,457 --> 00:36:58,692
  3327. Year?
  3328.  
  3329. 737
  3330. 00:36:59,493 --> 00:37:00,695
  3331. What?
  3332.  
  3333. 738
  3334. 00:37:01,661 --> 00:37:03,295
  3335. What year is it?
  3336.  
  3337. 739
  3338. 00:37:03,297 --> 00:37:05,699
  3339. What kind of dummy question
  3340. is that to ask?
  3341.  
  3342. 740
  3343. 00:37:24,717 --> 00:37:27,284
  3344. You're a long way
  3345. from your superpowers.
  3346.  
  3347. 741
  3348. 00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:28,288
  3349. Yeah.
  3350.  
  3351. 742
  3352. 00:37:32,759 --> 00:37:35,027
  3353. I wanted to be a superhero.
  3354.  
  3355. 743
  3356. 00:37:35,029 --> 00:37:37,295
  3357. Always wanted
  3358. a real super suit.
  3359.  
  3360. 744
  3361. 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,964
  3362. What happened?
  3363.  
  3364. 745
  3365. 00:37:38,966 --> 00:37:41,086
  3366. When was the last time you saw
  3367. a plus-sized superhero?
  3368.  
  3369. 746
  3370. 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,067
  3371. Never.
  3372.  
  3373. 747
  3374. 00:37:43,069 --> 00:37:45,670
  3375. The industry discriminates.
  3376.  
  3377. 748
  3378. 00:37:45,672 --> 00:37:47,471
  3379. Forget superheroes.
  3380.  
  3381. 749
  3382. 00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:50,042
  3383. The first thing I wanna do
  3384. when I get out of here...
  3385.  
  3386. 750
  3387. 00:37:50,044 --> 00:37:52,277
  3388. burn the headmaster alive...
  3389.  
  3390. 751
  3391. 00:37:52,279 --> 00:37:55,013
  3392. and then take a selfie
  3393. with his smoldering corpse.
  3394.  
  3395. 752
  3396. 00:37:55,015 --> 00:37:57,315
  3397. Who says
  3398. prison isn't reformative?
  3399.  
  3400. 753
  3401. 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,616
  3402. What did he do to you?
  3403.  
  3404. 754
  3405. 00:37:58,618 --> 00:38:00,652
  3406. He thinks we're evil.
  3407.  
  3408. 755
  3409. 00:38:00,654 --> 00:38:02,020
  3410. Blessed are the wicked
  3411.  
  3412. 756
  3413. 00:38:02,022 --> 00:38:04,522
  3414. who are healed by my hand.
  3415.  
  3416. 757
  3417. 00:38:04,524 --> 00:38:05,925
  3418. Your abilities...
  3419.  
  3420. 758
  3421. 00:38:07,426 --> 00:38:09,395
  3422. I know how seductive they are.
  3423.  
  3424. 759
  3425. 00:38:18,105 --> 00:38:21,909
  3426. Tomorrow, we'll find
  3427. the biggest guy in here...
  3428.  
  3429. 760
  3430. 00:38:22,875 --> 00:38:24,141
  3431. and we'll make him our...
  3432.  
  3433. 761
  3434. 00:38:27,281 --> 00:38:28,947
  3435. What was that?
  3436.  
  3437. 762
  3438. 00:38:28,949 --> 00:38:31,815
  3439. That is the biggest guy
  3440. in here.
  3441.  
  3442. 763
  3443. 00:38:31,817 --> 00:38:33,918
  3444. Fun fact
  3445. about the Ice Box...
  3446.  
  3447. 764
  3448. 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,821
  3449. though no one's
  3450. ever seen it,
  3451.  
  3452. 765
  3453. 00:38:35,823 --> 00:38:38,022
  3454. they keep a monster
  3455. in the basement.
  3456.  
  3457. 766
  3458. 00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:39,857
  3459. Right next to a huge,
  3460.  
  3461. 767
  3462. 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:41,495
  3463. steaming bowl
  3464. of foreshadowing.
  3465.  
  3466. 768
  3467. 00:38:42,194 --> 00:38:43,196
  3468. Look.
  3469.  
  3470. 769
  3471. 00:38:43,996 --> 00:38:46,431
  3472. I can't protect you.
  3473.  
  3474. 770
  3475. 00:38:46,433 --> 00:38:47,598
  3476. With this collar on,
  3477.  
  3478. 771
  3479. 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:50,735
  3480. my superpower
  3481. is just unbridled cancer.
  3482.  
  3483. 772
  3484. 00:38:50,737 --> 00:38:54,138
  3485. Give me a bow and arrow,
  3486. I'm basically Hawkeye.
  3487.  
  3488. 773
  3489. 00:38:54,140 --> 00:38:56,241
  3490. Now, if you'll excuse me...
  3491.  
  3492. 774
  3493. 00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:59,710
  3494. I've got tumors to grow.
  3495. Vanessa awaits.
  3496.  
  3497. 775
  3498. 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,045
  3499. I'll start by making us
  3500. a shank.
  3501.  
  3502. 776
  3503. 00:39:02,047 --> 00:39:04,014
  3504. - Good listening.
  3505. - I stole that guard's pen...
  3506.  
  3507. 777
  3508. 00:39:04,016 --> 00:39:06,016
  3509. and stashed it
  3510. in the old prison wallet,
  3511.  
  3512. 778
  3513. 00:39:06,018 --> 00:39:07,985
  3514. if you know
  3515. what I'm saying.
  3516.  
  3517. 779
  3518. 00:39:07,987 --> 00:39:10,522
  3519. Prison wallet?
  3520.  
  3521. 780
  3522. 00:39:10,524 --> 00:39:13,493
  3523. I really hope I don't know
  3524. what you're saying.
  3525.  
  3526. 781
  3527. 00:39:18,732 --> 00:39:20,063
  3528. <i>And to update you</i>
  3529.  
  3530. 782
  3531. 00:39:20,065 --> 00:39:21,565
  3532. <i>on the story
  3533. reported earlier...</i>
  3534.  
  3535. 783
  3536. 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,000
  3537. <i>after a lengthy standoff</i>
  3538.  
  3539. 784
  3540. 00:39:23,002 --> 00:39:25,804
  3541. <i>outside the Essex House
  3542. for Mutant Rehabilitation...</i>
  3543.  
  3544. 785
  3545. 00:39:25,806 --> 00:39:27,105
  3546. <i>two mutants were arrested</i>
  3547.  
  3548. 786
  3549. 00:39:27,107 --> 00:39:29,040
  3550. <i>and transported
  3551. to the Ice Box...</i>
  3552.  
  3553. 787
  3554. 00:39:29,042 --> 00:39:30,522
  3555. <i>Entering repair mode.</i>
  3556.  
  3557. 788
  3558. 00:39:56,270 --> 00:39:57,271
  3559. Psst!
  3560.  
  3561. 789
  3562. 00:39:59,839 --> 00:40:02,273
  3563. Don't do that.
  3564.  
  3565. 790
  3566. 00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:04,944
  3567. What? Why are you
  3568. winking at me?
  3569.  
  3570. 791
  3571. 00:40:07,513 --> 00:40:08,880
  3572. I got your back.
  3573.  
  3574. 792
  3575. 00:40:08,882 --> 00:40:10,047
  3576. Oh, my God.
  3577.  
  3578. 793
  3579. 00:40:10,049 --> 00:40:11,449
  3580. You're sick,
  3581. I gotta protect you.
  3582.  
  3583. 794
  3584. 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,554
  3585. Just leave me alone, kid.
  3586.  
  3587. 795
  3588. 00:40:14,687 --> 00:40:15,922
  3589. Oh, great.
  3590.  
  3591. 796
  3592. 00:40:17,491 --> 00:40:19,956
  3593. Well, hello there,
  3594. new fish.
  3595.  
  3596. 797
  3597. 00:40:19,958 --> 00:40:23,027
  3598. It's nice to see some
  3599. fresh faces around here.
  3600.  
  3601. 798
  3602. 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:25,263
  3603. I've done some
  3604. light catalog work...
  3605.  
  3606. 799
  3607. 00:40:25,265 --> 00:40:27,998
  3608. but, really, modeling is just
  3609. a stepping stone to acting.
  3610.  
  3611. 800
  3612. 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,802
  3613. - I was talking to him.
  3614. - Oh.
  3615.  
  3616. 801
  3617. 00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:34,105
  3618. Have we met?
  3619. I can't place your mustache.
  3620.  
  3621. 802
  3622. 00:40:34,107 --> 00:40:36,674
  3623. - Black Tom Cassidy.
  3624. - White Wade Wilson.
  3625.  
  3626. 803
  3627. 00:40:36,676 --> 00:40:40,212
  3628. What's your superpower?
  3629. Cultural appropriation?
  3630.  
  3631. 804
  3632. 00:40:40,214 --> 00:40:42,947
  3633. You're supposed to be
  3634. the toughest con in here.
  3635.  
  3636. 805
  3637. 00:40:42,949 --> 00:40:45,549
  3638. You don't look like much
  3639. to me.
  3640.  
  3641. 806
  3642. 00:40:45,551 --> 00:40:46,918
  3643. First rule of the yard...
  3644.  
  3645. 807
  3646. 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,020
  3647. find the biggest guy
  3648. and make him your...
  3649.  
  3650. 808
  3651. 00:40:52,926 --> 00:40:55,025
  3652. Second biggest guy.
  3653.  
  3654. 809
  3655. 00:40:55,027 --> 00:40:57,462
  3656. The last thing I need
  3657. is more hepatitis.
  3658.  
  3659. 810
  3660. 00:40:57,464 --> 00:41:01,031
  3661. Oh, it's slippery, too.
  3662. This table needs a wipe down!
  3663.  
  3664. 811
  3665. 00:41:01,033 --> 00:41:03,034
  3666. Can we get a wipe down
  3667. on the table?
  3668.  
  3669. 812
  3670. 00:41:04,203 --> 00:41:06,203
  3671. Kid, I think you picked
  3672. the wrong side.
  3673.  
  3674. 813
  3675. 00:41:06,205 --> 00:41:08,639
  3676. No, I didn't!
  3677. He's my friend!
  3678.  
  3679. 814
  3680. 00:41:08,641 --> 00:41:11,542
  3681. Zip it. We're not friends.
  3682.  
  3683. 815
  3684. 00:41:11,544 --> 00:41:13,844
  3685. Take a seat, shit dick.
  3686.  
  3687. 816
  3688. 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:26,857
  3689. I had so much fun!
  3690. You were like...
  3691.  
  3692. 817
  3693. 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:28,793
  3694. And I was like,
  3695. "Take a seat, shit dick."
  3696.  
  3697. 818
  3698. 00:41:28,795 --> 00:41:30,728
  3699. Just let me die in peace.
  3700.  
  3701. 819
  3702. 00:41:30,730 --> 00:41:32,931
  3703. We make a great team!
  3704.  
  3705. 820
  3706. 00:41:32,933 --> 00:41:35,333
  3707. Oh, God! We're not a team.
  3708.  
  3709. 821
  3710. 00:41:35,335 --> 00:41:39,737
  3711. Why'd you say that back there?
  3712. We're friends, partners.
  3713.  
  3714. 822
  3715. 00:41:39,739 --> 00:41:41,976
  3716. We're not partners
  3717. or friends.
  3718.  
  3719. 823
  3720. 00:41:43,509 --> 00:41:45,909
  3721. This doesn't end with us
  3722. riding into the sunset.
  3723.  
  3724. 824
  3725. 00:41:45,911 --> 00:41:48,011
  3726. It ends with me
  3727. dying of cancer...
  3728.  
  3729. 825
  3730. 00:41:48,013 --> 00:41:49,748
  3731. and you winning
  3732. the Ice Box award
  3733.  
  3734. 826
  3735. 00:41:49,750 --> 00:41:51,949
  3736. for most
  3737. pinchable cheeks.
  3738.  
  3739. 827
  3740. 00:41:53,252 --> 00:41:55,018
  3741. There's only one person
  3742. in this world
  3743.  
  3744. 828
  3745. 00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:56,990
  3746. that I care about,
  3747. and she's gone.
  3748.  
  3749. 829
  3750. 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:01,592
  3751. You wanna survive?
  3752.  
  3753. 830
  3754. 00:42:01,594 --> 00:42:04,962
  3755. Stop trying to shank
  3756. the biggest guys in here...
  3757.  
  3758. 831
  3759. 00:42:04,964 --> 00:42:07,200
  3760. and make friends with them.
  3761.  
  3762. 832
  3763. 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:10,103
  3764. Make friends with someone.
  3765.  
  3766. 833
  3767. 00:42:11,105 --> 00:42:13,737
  3768. Anyone but me.
  3769.  
  3770. 834
  3771. 00:42:13,739 --> 00:42:16,107
  3772. Maybe even Black Tim.
  3773.  
  3774. 835
  3775. 00:42:16,109 --> 00:42:17,609
  3776. Black Evan, I don't know.
  3777.  
  3778. 836
  3779. 00:42:17,611 --> 00:42:20,413
  3780. All I remember is
  3781. he was African-American.
  3782.  
  3783. 837
  3784. 00:42:51,511 --> 00:42:55,382
  3785. <i>Cells 7, 12, 14, 27.</i>
  3786.  
  3787. 838
  3788. 00:43:08,495 --> 00:43:12,297
  3789. <i>System
  3790. malfunctioning. 7, 4, 3.</i>
  3791.  
  3792. 839
  3793. 00:43:12,299 --> 00:43:14,168
  3794. <i>System malfunctioning.</i>
  3795.  
  3796. 840
  3797. 00:43:20,873 --> 00:43:22,576
  3798. That was our cell.
  3799.  
  3800. 841
  3801. 00:43:23,210 --> 00:43:24,342
  3802. What did I do to piss off
  3803.  
  3804. 842
  3805. 00:43:24,344 --> 00:43:27,181
  3806. a grumpy old guy
  3807. with a Winter Soldier arm?
  3808.  
  3809. 843
  3810. 00:43:34,321 --> 00:43:36,123
  3811. Get away from me, kid!
  3812.  
  3813. 844
  3814. 00:43:37,924 --> 00:43:39,259
  3815. Listen to me! Go!
  3816.  
  3817. 845
  3818. 00:43:43,163 --> 00:43:44,398
  3819. Hello, Russell.
  3820.  
  3821. 846
  3822. 00:44:45,024 --> 00:44:46,559
  3823. Hello, superpowers.
  3824.  
  3825. 847
  3826. 00:44:59,105 --> 00:45:00,440
  3827. Who are you?
  3828.  
  3829. 848
  3830. 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:02,409
  3831. I'm Batman.
  3832.  
  3833. 849
  3834. 00:45:13,687 --> 00:45:14,688
  3835. Ooh!
  3836.  
  3837. 850
  3838. 00:45:19,257 --> 00:45:21,828
  3839. Oh. That's got some zip.
  3840.  
  3841. 851
  3842. 00:45:29,002 --> 00:45:32,536
  3843. Don't feel bad.
  3844. Even I can't kill me.
  3845.  
  3846. 852
  3847. 00:45:32,538 --> 00:45:33,471
  3848. Talk!
  3849.  
  3850. 853
  3851. 00:45:33,473 --> 00:45:35,339
  3852. What kind of
  3853. spineless shit stick
  3854.  
  3855. 854
  3856. 00:45:35,341 --> 00:45:37,210
  3857. tries to kill
  3858. a 14-year-old boy?
  3859.  
  3860. 855
  3861. 00:45:38,011 --> 00:45:39,342
  3862. You might wanna
  3863. start talking!
  3864.  
  3865. 856
  3866. 00:45:39,344 --> 00:45:42,248
  3867. 'Cause I got a long history of
  3868. firing at times like this!
  3869.  
  3870. 857
  3871. 00:45:42,748 --> 00:45:44,581
  3872. The name's Cable.
  3873.  
  3874. 858
  3875. 00:45:44,583 --> 00:45:47,853
  3876. I'm from the future.
  3877. Just walk away.
  3878.  
  3879. 859
  3880. 00:45:48,087 --> 00:45:49,319
  3881. Oh!
  3882.  
  3883. 860
  3884. 00:45:49,321 --> 00:45:51,288
  3885. So, you're from the future.
  3886.  
  3887. 861
  3888. 00:45:51,290 --> 00:45:53,391
  3889. I have a question then.
  3890.  
  3891. 862
  3892. 00:45:53,393 --> 00:45:55,228
  3893. Is dubstep still a thing?
  3894.  
  3895. 863
  3896. 00:46:20,053 --> 00:46:22,087
  3897. Dubstep's for pussies.
  3898.  
  3899. 864
  3900. 00:46:22,089 --> 00:46:23,286
  3901. You're so dark!
  3902.  
  3903. 865
  3904. 00:46:23,288 --> 00:46:26,223
  3905. Are you sure you're not
  3906. from the DC universe?
  3907.  
  3908. 866
  3909. 00:46:26,225 --> 00:46:27,491
  3910. I love dubstep!
  3911.  
  3912. 867
  3913. 00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,750
  3914. Is that a fanny pack?
  3915.  
  3916. 868
  3917. 00:46:53,752 --> 00:46:56,455
  3918. I used to have one of those
  3919. in 1990-never.
  3920.  
  3921. 869
  3922. 00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:59,056
  3923. Something to remember you by.
  3924.  
  3925. 870
  3926. 00:46:59,058 --> 00:47:02,826
  3927. Give me that back!
  3928. That goes with me everywhere.
  3929.  
  3930. 871
  3931. 00:47:02,828 --> 00:47:04,664
  3932. Like the memory
  3933. of your fanny pack!
  3934.  
  3935. 872
  3936. 00:47:14,207 --> 00:47:15,973
  3937. Why are you protecting
  3938. the kid?
  3939.  
  3940. 873
  3941. 00:47:15,975 --> 00:47:18,676
  3942. He's just some kid with an
  3943. <i>Are You My Mother?</i> complex.
  3944.  
  3945. 874
  3946. 00:47:18,678 --> 00:47:20,880
  3947. I don't give a damn
  3948. about him.
  3949.  
  3950. 875
  3951. 00:47:25,518 --> 00:47:26,853
  3952. What's this one do?
  3953.  
  3954. 876
  3955. 00:47:37,797 --> 00:47:39,529
  3956. <i>In every film,
  3957. there's a moment</i>
  3958.  
  3959. 877
  3960. 00:47:39,531 --> 00:47:41,898
  3961. <i>when the hero
  3962. hits rock bottom.</i>
  3963.  
  3964. 878
  3965. 00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,101
  3966. <i>In</i> Cool Runnings,
  3967. <i>it was when John Candy's</i>
  3968.  
  3969. 879
  3970. 00:47:44,103 --> 00:47:45,835
  3971. <i>prized bobsled broke.</i>
  3972.  
  3973. 880
  3974. 00:47:45,837 --> 00:47:48,672
  3975. <i>In</i> Human Centipede,
  3976. <i>it was when those people...</i>
  3977.  
  3978. 881
  3979. 00:47:48,674 --> 00:47:51,107
  3980. <i>signed on to be in that movie.</i>
  3981.  
  3982. 882
  3983. 00:47:51,109 --> 00:47:52,678
  3984. <i>But in this film, well...</i>
  3985.  
  3986. 883
  3987. 00:47:53,379 --> 00:47:54,848
  3988. <i>you're looking at it.</i>
  3989.  
  3990. 884
  3991. 00:47:57,049 --> 00:47:58,352
  3992. <i>Rock...</i>
  3993.  
  3994. 885
  3995. 00:47:59,352 --> 00:48:00,853
  3996. <i>meet bottom.</i>
  3997.  
  3998. 886
  3999. 00:48:10,230 --> 00:48:12,065
  4000. <i>I love you, Wade Wilson.</i>
  4001.  
  4002. 887
  4003. 00:48:12,832 --> 00:48:13,833
  4004. Ness?
  4005.  
  4006. 888
  4007. 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,569
  4008. Hey, Ness!
  4009.  
  4010. 889
  4011. 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:19,036
  4012. Ness, can you let me in?
  4013.  
  4014. 890
  4015. 00:48:19,038 --> 00:48:21,375
  4016. Please! Please.
  4017.  
  4018. 891
  4019. 00:48:23,241 --> 00:48:24,308
  4020. Jeez.
  4021.  
  4022. 892
  4023. 00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,112
  4024. You're not giving me
  4025. a lot of direction here.
  4026.  
  4027. 893
  4028. 00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:31,014
  4029. I'm at the end of my rope.
  4030.  
  4031. 894
  4032. 00:48:33,353 --> 00:48:36,119
  4033. Then I joined the X-Men.
  4034.  
  4035. 895
  4036. 00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:37,757
  4037. I went to prison. I, uh...
  4038.  
  4039. 896
  4040. 00:48:41,761 --> 00:48:43,429
  4041. Is it the kid?
  4042.  
  4043. 897
  4044. 00:48:45,065 --> 00:48:48,435
  4045. Kids give us a chance to be
  4046. better than we used to be.
  4047.  
  4048. 898
  4049. 00:48:49,435 --> 00:48:50,636
  4050. The kid!
  4051.  
  4052. 899
  4053. 00:49:04,250 --> 00:49:05,782
  4054. That's exactly
  4055. what she meant.
  4056.  
  4057. 900
  4058. 00:49:05,784 --> 00:49:07,317
  4059. Your heart needs to be
  4060. in the right place.
  4061.  
  4062. 901
  4063. 00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,186
  4064. I'm not gonna
  4065. abandon this kid.
  4066.  
  4067. 902
  4068. 00:49:09,188 --> 00:49:11,989
  4069. He's never had anyone, ever.
  4070.  
  4071. 903
  4072. 00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:13,290
  4073. I need to be selfless.
  4074.  
  4075. 904
  4076. 00:49:13,292 --> 00:49:15,293
  4077. Yeah, but what
  4078. does that mean?
  4079.  
  4080. 905
  4081. 00:49:15,295 --> 00:49:18,529
  4082. It means
  4083. I'm gonna save Russell.
  4084.  
  4085. 906
  4086. 00:49:18,531 --> 00:49:19,996
  4087. Maybe I couldn't
  4088. save Vanessa...
  4089.  
  4090. 907
  4091. 00:49:19,998 --> 00:49:23,101
  4092. but maybe I can save a robust
  4093. teenager from New Zealand.
  4094.  
  4095. 908
  4096. 00:49:23,103 --> 00:49:25,302
  4097. Yeah, but what I mean is,
  4098. like, the world "selfless."
  4099.  
  4100. 909
  4101. 00:49:25,304 --> 00:49:26,971
  4102. I literally don't know
  4103. what that means.
  4104.  
  4105. 910
  4106. 00:49:26,973 --> 00:49:27,938
  4107. Jesus Christ.
  4108.  
  4109. 911
  4110. 00:49:27,940 --> 00:49:30,775
  4111. Okay, look.
  4112. According to my guy, okay...
  4113.  
  4114. 912
  4115. 00:49:30,777 --> 00:49:32,844
  4116. those muties
  4117. are being transferred
  4118.  
  4119. 913
  4120. 00:49:32,846 --> 00:49:34,545
  4121. to a supermax,
  4122. 80 miles away.
  4123.  
  4124. 914
  4125. 00:49:34,547 --> 00:49:36,447
  4126. Great, I'll pick 'em off
  4127. along the way.
  4128.  
  4129. 915
  4130. 00:49:36,449 --> 00:49:38,616
  4131. Hold your testicles there,
  4132. buddy, okay?
  4133.  
  4134. 916
  4135. 00:49:38,618 --> 00:49:40,618
  4136. We're talking about
  4137. an armored convoy...
  4138.  
  4139. 917
  4140. 00:49:40,620 --> 00:49:43,253
  4141. and a vicious super soldier
  4142. from the future...
  4143.  
  4144. 918
  4145. 00:49:43,255 --> 00:49:45,723
  4146. who is dead set on turning
  4147. your skull into an ashtray.
  4148.  
  4149. 919
  4150. 00:49:45,725 --> 00:49:48,859
  4151. You know what we need to do?
  4152. We need to build a team.
  4153.  
  4154. 920
  4155. 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:50,828
  4156. We need 'em tough,
  4157. morally flexible...
  4158.  
  4159. 921
  4160. 00:49:50,830 --> 00:49:53,297
  4161. and young enough to carry
  4162. this franchise 10 to 12 years.
  4163.  
  4164. 922
  4165. 00:49:53,299 --> 00:49:54,897
  4166. We need
  4167. <i>Ocean's Fourteen</i> stuff.
  4168.  
  4169. 923
  4170. 00:49:54,899 --> 00:49:57,201
  4171. - The mother of all teams.
  4172. - <i>John Wick 3.</i>
  4173.  
  4174. 924
  4175. 00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:58,268
  4176. - Cheap.
  4177. - But with
  4178.  
  4179. 925
  4180. 00:49:58,270 --> 00:49:59,369
  4181. - the original directors.
  4182. - Smart.
  4183.  
  4184. 926
  4185. 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:00,471
  4186. My body is an
  4187. instrument of death.
  4188.  
  4189. 927
  4190. 00:50:00,473 --> 00:50:01,639
  4191. Not now, Dopinder.
  4192.  
  4193. 928
  4194. 00:50:01,641 --> 00:50:03,607
  4195. I could be of great use.
  4196.  
  4197. 929
  4198. 00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:05,478
  4199. What's your superpower?
  4200.  
  4201. 930
  4202. 00:50:07,145 --> 00:50:08,545
  4203. - Courage.
  4204. - That's adorable.
  4205.  
  4206. 931
  4207. 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,514
  4208. All right, I'll put out
  4209. a call for resumes.
  4210.  
  4211. 932
  4212. 00:50:10,516 --> 00:50:12,750
  4213. But we're not paying
  4214. medical or dental.
  4215.  
  4216. 933
  4217. 00:50:12,752 --> 00:50:14,987
  4218. It's time to get back
  4219. on LinkedIn.
  4220.  
  4221. 934
  4222. 00:50:39,978 --> 00:50:41,612
  4223. <i>Attention, all inmates!</i>
  4224.  
  4225. 935
  4226. 00:50:41,614 --> 00:50:44,514
  4227. <i>Transport to Cross Force
  4228. Maximum Security</i>
  4229.  
  4230. 936
  4231. 00:50:44,516 --> 00:50:45,782
  4232. <i>Mutant Containment Facility...</i>
  4233.  
  4234. 937
  4235. 00:50:45,784 --> 00:50:47,750
  4236. <i>will begin at 0800 hours.</i>
  4237.  
  4238. 938
  4239. 00:50:47,752 --> 00:50:50,420
  4240. <i>Inspection of your cells
  4241. and out-processing</i>
  4242.  
  4243. 939
  4244. 00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,891
  4245. <i>will begin at 0600.</i>
  4246.  
  4247. 940
  4248. 00:50:54,993 --> 00:50:56,828
  4249. <i>Attention, all inmates.</i>
  4250.  
  4251. 941
  4252. 00:50:56,830 --> 00:50:59,196
  4253. <i>Transport to Cross Force
  4254. Maximum Security</i>
  4255.  
  4256. 942
  4257. 00:50:59,198 --> 00:51:00,264
  4258. <i>Mutant Containment Facility...</i>
  4259.  
  4260. 943
  4261. 00:51:00,266 --> 00:51:01,331
  4262. Oi.
  4263.  
  4264. 944
  4265. 00:51:01,333 --> 00:51:02,732
  4266. What do you want?
  4267.  
  4268. 945
  4269. 00:51:02,734 --> 00:51:04,534
  4270. You stole my pudding.
  4271.  
  4272. 946
  4273. 00:51:04,536 --> 00:51:06,436
  4274. - What pudding?
  4275. - You like pudding?
  4276.  
  4277. 947
  4278. 00:51:24,489 --> 00:51:25,692
  4279. Hello?
  4280.  
  4281. 948
  4282. 00:51:27,725 --> 00:51:29,328
  4283. I know you're in there.
  4284.  
  4285. 949
  4286. 00:51:40,172 --> 00:51:42,809
  4287. Must be hard
  4288. being the biggest guy in here.
  4289.  
  4290. 950
  4291. 00:51:44,109 --> 00:51:46,243
  4292. Lonely at the top, eh?
  4293.  
  4294. 951
  4295. 00:51:46,245 --> 00:51:48,280
  4296. They're moving us tomorrow.
  4297.  
  4298. 952
  4299. 00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:52,686
  4300. Maybe I can get you
  4301. out of here.
  4302.  
  4303. 953
  4304. 00:51:53,652 --> 00:51:57,057
  4305. And we can make
  4306. the whole world our bitch.
  4307.  
  4308. 954
  4309. 00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:00,659
  4310. We need a secret code.
  4311.  
  4312. 955
  4313. 00:52:03,495 --> 00:52:06,198
  4314. No,
  4315. that's stupid, Russell. Idiot.
  4316.  
  4317. 956
  4318. 00:52:13,406 --> 00:52:14,871
  4319. We're a team.
  4320.  
  4321. 957
  4322. 00:52:14,873 --> 00:52:16,873
  4323. We're like thugs,
  4324. we're like gangsters.
  4325.  
  4326. 958
  4327. 00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:19,379
  4328. I'm like Tupac,
  4329. and you're like Ice Cube.
  4330.  
  4331. 959
  4332. 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,114
  4333. Supposedly,
  4334. she can rap, too.
  4335.  
  4336. 960
  4337. 00:52:23,116 --> 00:52:23,980
  4338. I like that.
  4339.  
  4340. 961
  4341. 00:52:23,982 --> 00:52:25,549
  4342. Terrific,
  4343. these are all terrific.
  4344.  
  4345. 962
  4346. 00:52:25,551 --> 00:52:27,384
  4347. Meet Bedlam.
  4348.  
  4349. 963
  4350. 00:52:27,386 --> 00:52:29,654
  4351. Cool name! Superpowers?
  4352.  
  4353. 964
  4354. 00:52:29,656 --> 00:52:31,321
  4355. I can distort
  4356. electrical fields.
  4357.  
  4358. 965
  4359. 00:52:32,225 --> 00:52:34,625
  4360. Including the one
  4361. inside your brain...
  4362.  
  4363. 966
  4364. 00:52:34,627 --> 00:52:37,427
  4365. causing anxiety, confusion...
  4366.  
  4367. 967
  4368. 00:52:37,429 --> 00:52:38,632
  4369. pain.
  4370.  
  4371. 968
  4372. 00:52:39,565 --> 00:52:41,598
  4373. So, basically,
  4374. you're Dave Matthews.
  4375.  
  4376. 969
  4377. 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:43,002
  4378. We can use him.
  4379.  
  4380. 970
  4381. 00:52:44,636 --> 00:52:46,270
  4382. I'm Zeitgeist.
  4383.  
  4384. 971
  4385. 00:52:46,272 --> 00:52:47,538
  4386. Cool. I like it.
  4387.  
  4388. 972
  4389. 00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:48,806
  4390. So you have the power
  4391.  
  4392. 973
  4393. 00:52:48,808 --> 00:52:51,378
  4394. to put your finger
  4395. on the pulse of society?
  4396.  
  4397. 974
  4398. 00:52:52,312 --> 00:52:53,610
  4399. No.
  4400.  
  4401. 975
  4402. 00:52:53,612 --> 00:52:55,478
  4403. No, I spit acidic vomit.
  4404.  
  4405. 976
  4406. 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:56,581
  4407. - Oh.
  4408. - Do you want me
  4409.  
  4410. 977
  4411. 00:52:56,583 --> 00:52:57,647
  4412. - to demonstrate?
  4413. - No!
  4414.  
  4415. 978
  4416. 00:52:57,649 --> 00:52:59,016
  4417. We'll take
  4418. your word for it.
  4419.  
  4420. 979
  4421. 00:52:59,018 --> 00:53:01,384
  4422. Thank you. Yeah. Listen, we've
  4423. all eaten at Arby's, okay?
  4424.  
  4425. 980
  4426. 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:04,123
  4427. And this is the Vanisher.
  4428.  
  4429. 981
  4430. 00:53:07,493 --> 00:53:08,695
  4431. But...
  4432.  
  4433. 982
  4434. 00:53:09,629 --> 00:53:11,261
  4435. Vanisher!
  4436.  
  4437. 983
  4438. 00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,835
  4439. - Nice!
  4440. - Right?
  4441.  
  4442. 984
  4443. 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:17,668
  4444. He's not here, is he?
  4445.  
  4446. 985
  4447. 00:53:17,670 --> 00:53:19,406
  4448. He may be running late.
  4449.  
  4450. 986
  4451. 00:53:20,739 --> 00:53:23,641
  4452. My name's Rusty,
  4453. but I go by Shatterstar.
  4454.  
  4455. 987
  4456. 00:53:23,643 --> 00:53:24,842
  4457. That's good, yeah.
  4458.  
  4459. 988
  4460. 00:53:24,844 --> 00:53:27,011
  4461. - "Rusty" is terrible.
  4462. - Toughie.
  4463.  
  4464. 989
  4465. 00:53:27,013 --> 00:53:29,913
  4466. - So, uh, where are you from?
  4467. - The planet Mojo World.
  4468.  
  4469. 990
  4470. 00:53:29,915 --> 00:53:31,982
  4471. - So you're an alien, I guess.
  4472. - Bad name.
  4473.  
  4474. 991
  4475. 00:53:31,984 --> 00:53:33,750
  4476. How does that,
  4477. uh, help us?
  4478.  
  4479. 992
  4480. 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:36,719
  4481. I'm basically better
  4482. than you at everything.
  4483.  
  4484. 993
  4485. 00:53:36,721 --> 00:53:38,522
  4486. Just once, I'm gonna find
  4487. a planet of people
  4488.  
  4489. 994
  4490. 00:53:38,524 --> 00:53:40,023
  4491. that are worse than me
  4492. at everything.
  4493.  
  4494. 995
  4495. 00:53:40,025 --> 00:53:42,226
  4496. A whole bunch
  4497. of functional idiots.
  4498.  
  4499. 996
  4500. 00:53:42,228 --> 00:53:44,460
  4501. I'm gonna go there, and I'm
  4502. gonna be their Superman.
  4503.  
  4504. 997
  4505. 00:53:44,462 --> 00:53:45,529
  4506. Isn't that Canada?
  4507.  
  4508. 998
  4509. 00:53:45,531 --> 00:53:48,067
  4510. You shut your
  4511. goddamn trash mouth!
  4512.  
  4513. 999
  4514. 00:53:49,000 --> 00:53:50,301
  4515. - Meet...
  4516. - Domino.
  4517.  
  4518. 1000
  4519. 00:53:50,303 --> 00:53:52,703
  4520. - What's your shtick?
  4521. - I'm lucky.
  4522.  
  4523. 1001
  4524. 00:53:52,705 --> 00:53:53,971
  4525. That's not a superpower.
  4526.  
  4527. 1002
  4528. 00:53:53,973 --> 00:53:55,038
  4529. - Yeah, it is.
  4530. - No, it isn't.
  4531.  
  4532. 1003
  4533. 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,440
  4534. - Yes, it is.
  4535. - No, it isn't.
  4536.  
  4537. 1004
  4538. 00:53:56,442 --> 00:53:57,641
  4539. - Yeah, it is.
  4540. - No, it isn't.
  4541.  
  4542. 1005
  4543. 00:53:57,643 --> 00:53:58,708
  4544. - Yes, it is.
  4545. - No, it isn't.
  4546.  
  4547. 1006
  4548. 00:53:58,710 --> 00:53:59,777
  4549. - Yeah, it is.
  4550. - It really isn't.
  4551.  
  4552. 1007
  4553. 00:53:59,779 --> 00:54:01,143
  4554. - No, it isn't.
  4555. - Yes, it is.
  4556.  
  4557. 1008
  4558. 00:54:01,145 --> 00:54:02,212
  4559. Told you.
  4560.  
  4561. 1009
  4562. 00:54:02,214 --> 00:54:03,681
  4563. Get out of my head!
  4564.  
  4565. 1010
  4566. 00:54:03,683 --> 00:54:04,880
  4567. I'm not in your head.
  4568.  
  4569. 1011
  4570. 00:54:04,882 --> 00:54:06,417
  4571. It looks like I'm in
  4572. an 11-year-old's bedroom.
  4573.  
  4574. 1012
  4575. 00:54:06,419 --> 00:54:08,752
  4576. If you're so lucky, then what
  4577. are you doing here with us?
  4578.  
  4579. 1013
  4580. 00:54:08,754 --> 00:54:10,353
  4581. - I don't know yet.
  4582. - What's that supposed to mean?
  4583.  
  4584. 1014
  4585. 00:54:10,355 --> 00:54:12,422
  4586. There's a reason why I'm here,
  4587. and I'll know when I know.
  4588.  
  4589. 1015
  4590. 00:54:12,424 --> 00:54:14,558
  4591. Everything usually just
  4592. kind of works out for me.
  4593.  
  4594. 1016
  4595. 00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:15,726
  4596. - You're hired!
  4597. - You're hired.
  4598.  
  4599. 1017
  4600. 00:54:15,728 --> 00:54:17,328
  4601. Oh, lucky me.
  4602.  
  4603. 1018
  4604. 00:54:17,330 --> 00:54:18,331
  4605. She's great.
  4606.  
  4607. 1019
  4608. 00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:21,197
  4609. And last, but not least...
  4610.  
  4611. 1020
  4612. 00:54:21,199 --> 00:54:22,301
  4613. Peter.
  4614.  
  4615. 1021
  4616. 00:54:23,536 --> 00:54:26,002
  4617. Am I getting
  4618. catfished here or...?
  4619.  
  4620. 1022
  4621. 00:54:26,004 --> 00:54:28,239
  4622. Any powers you wanna
  4623. tell us about?
  4624.  
  4625. 1023
  4626. 00:54:28,241 --> 00:54:29,672
  4627. No.
  4628.  
  4629. 1024
  4630. 00:54:29,674 --> 00:54:31,475
  4631. I don't have one.
  4632.  
  4633. 1025
  4634. 00:54:31,477 --> 00:54:32,710
  4635. Um, I just saw the ad.
  4636.  
  4637. 1026
  4638. 00:54:32,712 --> 00:54:34,712
  4639. No superpowers at all?
  4640.  
  4641. 1027
  4642. 00:54:34,714 --> 00:54:37,917
  4643. I have both type 1
  4644. and 2 diabetes.
  4645.  
  4646. 1028
  4647. 00:54:38,283 --> 00:54:39,616
  4648. Ow! Oh!
  4649.  
  4650. 1029
  4651. 00:54:39,618 --> 00:54:40,918
  4652. That's all the diabetes.
  4653.  
  4654. 1030
  4655. 00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,085
  4656. Right, yeah,
  4657. you got 'em all.
  4658.  
  4659. 1031
  4660. 00:54:42,087 --> 00:54:44,688
  4661. If you find a type 3,
  4662. let us know.
  4663.  
  4664. 1032
  4665. 00:54:44,690 --> 00:54:45,755
  4666. Yeah.
  4667.  
  4668. 1033
  4669. 00:54:45,757 --> 00:54:47,056
  4670. You're in.
  4671.  
  4672. 1034
  4673. 00:54:47,058 --> 00:54:48,160
  4674. Come on!
  4675.  
  4676. 1035
  4677. 00:54:50,730 --> 00:54:52,932
  4678. It's fulfilling work.
  4679.  
  4680. 1036
  4681. 00:55:03,076 --> 00:55:05,475
  4682. <i>This is Convoy 17
  4683. departing the Ice Box.</i>
  4684.  
  4685. 1037
  4686. 00:55:05,477 --> 00:55:06,779
  4687. <i>We are en route.</i>
  4688.  
  4689. 1038
  4690. 00:55:14,654 --> 00:55:17,190
  4691. Peacetime makes people soft.
  4692.  
  4693. 1039
  4694. 00:55:18,656 --> 00:55:20,559
  4695. I was born into war.
  4696.  
  4697. 1040
  4698. 00:55:22,127 --> 00:55:23,428
  4699. Bred into it.
  4700.  
  4701. 1041
  4702. 00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:26,029
  4703. Okay.
  4704.  
  4705. 1042
  4706. 00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:28,934
  4707. What's the most pain
  4708. you've ever felt?
  4709.  
  4710. 1043
  4711. 00:55:30,236 --> 00:55:31,502
  4712. These restraints
  4713. are pretty...
  4714.  
  4715. 1044
  4716. 00:55:31,504 --> 00:55:32,806
  4717. I've got a list.
  4718.  
  4719. 1045
  4720. 00:55:33,839 --> 00:55:36,008
  4721. We're gonna work down it.
  4722.  
  4723. 1046
  4724. 00:55:36,708 --> 00:55:37,977
  4725. Together.
  4726.  
  4727. 1047
  4728. 00:55:38,844 --> 00:55:41,844
  4729. Number one,
  4730. I'm gonna bend something.
  4731.  
  4732. 1048
  4733. 00:55:41,846 --> 00:55:44,214
  4734. Something that was not
  4735. meant to bend.
  4736.  
  4737. 1049
  4738. 00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:45,315
  4739. I'm gonna
  4740. stop you right there
  4741.  
  4742. 1050
  4743. 00:55:45,317 --> 00:55:46,683
  4744. because I'm not gonna
  4745. make it to two.
  4746.  
  4747. 1051
  4748. 00:55:46,685 --> 00:55:48,018
  4749. I won't even
  4750. make it to one.
  4751.  
  4752. 1052
  4753. 00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,453
  4754. I don't do well with pain,
  4755. you know.
  4756.  
  4757. 1053
  4758. 00:55:49,455 --> 00:55:52,223
  4759. If I stub my toe,
  4760. I'm done for the day.
  4761.  
  4762. 1054
  4763. 00:55:52,225 --> 00:55:54,259
  4764. I cried when they
  4765. canceled <i>Felicity.</i>
  4766.  
  4767. 1055
  4768. 00:55:55,493 --> 00:55:56,393
  4769. I don't want you
  4770. to hurt me,
  4771.  
  4772. 1056
  4773. 00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:58,997
  4774. and I'll tell you
  4775. anything you wanna know.
  4776.  
  4777. 1057
  4778. 00:55:59,964 --> 00:56:01,864
  4779. Except for where they are.
  4780.  
  4781. 1058
  4782. 00:56:01,866 --> 00:56:03,100
  4783. Russell's in a convoy
  4784. heading southbound
  4785.  
  4786. 1059
  4787. 00:56:03,102 --> 00:56:05,034
  4788. on Gerry Duggan Parkway.
  4789.  
  4790. 1060
  4791. 00:56:05,036 --> 00:56:06,703
  4792. The monster's with them.
  4793. I wouldn't mess with him.
  4794.  
  4795. 1061
  4796. 00:56:06,705 --> 00:56:07,770
  4797. You all know the plan.
  4798.  
  4799. 1062
  4800. 00:56:07,772 --> 00:56:10,406
  4801. Intercept the convoy,
  4802. grab the boy.
  4803.  
  4804. 1063
  4805. 00:56:10,408 --> 00:56:11,507
  4806. But not inappropriately!
  4807.  
  4808. 1064
  4809. 00:56:11,509 --> 00:56:12,476
  4810. <i>You know what,</i>
  4811.  
  4812. 1065
  4813. 00:56:12,478 --> 00:56:13,944
  4814. <i>I wouldn't mess
  4815. with Deadpool either.</i>
  4816.  
  4817. 1066
  4818. 00:56:13,946 --> 00:56:16,313
  4819. <i>Because he's built a team.
  4820. He's unstoppable.</i>
  4821.  
  4822. 1067
  4823. 00:56:16,315 --> 00:56:19,014
  4824. He has an ass pen.
  4825. He'll stab you with it.
  4826.  
  4827. 1068
  4828. 00:56:19,016 --> 00:56:21,552
  4829. Watch out for this guy, Cable!
  4830.  
  4831. 1069
  4832. 00:56:21,554 --> 00:56:24,788
  4833. He's very short, 5'11".
  4834. Not like in the comics.
  4835.  
  4836. 1070
  4837. 00:56:24,790 --> 00:56:27,491
  4838. And if we succeed,
  4839. we all go home early.
  4840.  
  4841. 1071
  4842. 00:56:27,493 --> 00:56:30,129
  4843. So if you go after
  4844. them, Cable, I warn you...
  4845.  
  4846. 1072
  4847. 00:56:30,996 --> 00:56:32,966
  4848. there's a wind advisory
  4849. in effect.
  4850.  
  4851. 1073
  4852. 00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:45,544
  4853. <i>A little turbulent up here.</i>
  4854.  
  4855. 1074
  4856. 00:56:52,884 --> 00:56:54,817
  4857. I don't know much
  4858. about this Cable fella...
  4859.  
  4860. 1075
  4861. 00:56:54,819 --> 00:56:56,085
  4862. but I guarantee
  4863. he hasn't killed
  4864.  
  4865. 1076
  4866. 00:56:56,087 --> 00:56:58,190
  4867. as many people
  4868. as melanoma has.
  4869.  
  4870. 1077
  4871. 00:56:59,391 --> 00:57:00,757
  4872. We're getting close!
  4873.  
  4874. 1078
  4875. 00:57:00,759 --> 00:57:02,326
  4876. As a former X-Man...
  4877.  
  4878. 1079
  4879. 00:57:02,328 --> 00:57:04,360
  4880. - Trainee.
  4881. - Thank you, Bedlam.
  4882.  
  4883. 1080
  4884. 00:57:04,362 --> 00:57:07,397
  4885. I was always appalled
  4886. by the blatant sexism
  4887.  
  4888. 1081
  4889. 00:57:07,399 --> 00:57:08,531
  4890. in the group's name.
  4891.  
  4892. 1082
  4893. 00:57:08,533 --> 00:57:10,400
  4894. X-Men! Men!
  4895.  
  4896. 1083
  4897. 00:57:10,402 --> 00:57:13,636
  4898. The point is, our group
  4899. will be forward thinking.
  4900.  
  4901. 1084
  4902. 00:57:13,638 --> 00:57:15,005
  4903. Gender neutral.
  4904.  
  4905. 1085
  4906. 00:57:15,007 --> 00:57:18,044
  4907. From now on,
  4908. we'll be known as...
  4909.  
  4910. 1086
  4911. 00:57:19,578 --> 00:57:21,080
  4912. X-Force.
  4913.  
  4914. 1087
  4915. 00:57:27,319 --> 00:57:29,886
  4916. Hang the laundry out
  4917. at 1,300 feet...
  4918.  
  4919. 1088
  4920. 00:57:29,888 --> 00:57:31,788
  4921. intercept the convoy,
  4922. and grab the boy.
  4923.  
  4924. 1089
  4925. 00:57:31,790 --> 00:57:32,956
  4926. Let's bring on
  4927. the carnage, baby!
  4928.  
  4929. 1090
  4930. 00:57:32,958 --> 00:57:34,757
  4931. Get me on the ground,
  4932. watch me go!
  4933.  
  4934. 1091
  4935. 00:57:34,759 --> 00:57:35,893
  4936. Yeah!
  4937.  
  4938. 1092
  4939. 00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:37,761
  4940. I can't wait to kill!
  4941.  
  4942. 1093
  4943. 00:57:37,763 --> 00:57:40,397
  4944. Hey! Hey! Hey!
  4945.  
  4946. 1094
  4947. 00:57:40,399 --> 00:57:43,167
  4948. I just wanna say
  4949. how proud I am of this team.
  4950.  
  4951. 1095
  4952. 00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:46,103
  4953. You know,
  4954. you guys look amazing!
  4955.  
  4956. 1096
  4957. 00:57:46,105 --> 00:57:49,038
  4958. Vanisher, I have no doubt
  4959. you look amazing too.
  4960.  
  4961. 1097
  4962. 00:57:49,040 --> 00:57:50,141
  4963. This is the family
  4964.  
  4965. 1098
  4966. 00:57:50,143 --> 00:57:52,610
  4967. that I've always dreamed
  4968. of having and I...
  4969.  
  4970. 1099
  4971. 00:57:52,612 --> 00:57:54,411
  4972. Ah, darn. I just...
  4973.  
  4974. 1100
  4975. 00:57:55,346 --> 00:57:57,047
  4976. I just get a little
  4977. choked up sometimes.
  4978.  
  4979. 1101
  4980. 00:57:57,049 --> 00:57:58,949
  4981. I hate to interrupt,
  4982. but is anybody nervous
  4983.  
  4984. 1102
  4985. 00:57:58,951 --> 00:58:00,317
  4986. about the high winds?
  4987.  
  4988. 1103
  4989. 00:58:00,319 --> 00:58:01,685
  4990. - Gary.
  4991. - My name's Peter.
  4992.  
  4993. 1104
  4994. 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:03,788
  4995. I realize that you're
  4996. new to this, but relax.
  4997.  
  4998. 1105
  4999. 00:58:03,790 --> 00:58:05,355
  5000. You've been chosen
  5001. by a higher power.
  5002.  
  5003. 1106
  5004. 00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:07,657
  5005. - Did he just call himself God?
  5006. - I think he did.
  5007.  
  5008. 1107
  5009. 00:58:07,659 --> 00:58:08,726
  5010. I'd like to go home.
  5011.  
  5012. 1108
  5013. 00:58:08,728 --> 00:58:10,460
  5014. I spent 10 years
  5015. in Special Forces.
  5016.  
  5017. 1109
  5018. 00:58:10,462 --> 00:58:11,795
  5019. You think we didn't
  5020. jump out of the plane
  5021.  
  5022. 1110
  5023. 00:58:11,797 --> 00:58:13,830
  5024. because of a light breeze?
  5025.  
  5026. 1111
  5027. 00:58:13,832 --> 00:58:16,165
  5028. You're in this shit now,
  5029. Mustache!
  5030.  
  5031. 1112
  5032. 00:58:16,167 --> 00:58:18,168
  5033. I'm only yelling
  5034. to impress the other guys.
  5035.  
  5036. 1113
  5037. 00:58:18,170 --> 00:58:20,703
  5038. I'd never let anything
  5039. happen to you, Sugarbear.
  5040.  
  5041. 1114
  5042. 00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:22,906
  5043. Leonard, hit it!
  5044.  
  5045. 1115
  5046. 00:58:31,516 --> 00:58:33,616
  5047. Go! Go! Go!
  5048.  
  5049. 1116
  5050. 00:59:09,121 --> 00:59:10,686
  5051. Let's get some!
  5052.  
  5053. 1117
  5054. 00:59:10,688 --> 00:59:11,855
  5055. Whoo!
  5056.  
  5057. 1118
  5058. 00:59:11,857 --> 00:59:13,089
  5059. Oh, yeah!
  5060.  
  5061. 1119
  5062. 00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:16,161
  5063. Convoy, 12 o'clock!
  5064. On my command!
  5065.  
  5066. 1120
  5067. 00:59:16,929 --> 00:59:18,531
  5068. Deploy! Oh, hey now!
  5069.  
  5070. 1121
  5071. 00:59:18,797 --> 00:59:20,132
  5072. Whoa!
  5073.  
  5074. 1122
  5075. 00:59:25,804 --> 00:59:27,440
  5076. Little off course here.
  5077.  
  5078. 1123
  5079. 00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:32,311
  5080. Holy mommy, what the...?
  5081.  
  5082. 1124
  5083. 00:59:33,478 --> 00:59:35,244
  5084. Ah, there they are.
  5085.  
  5086. 1125
  5087. 00:59:35,246 --> 00:59:38,382
  5088. Look at these gorgeous
  5089. sons of bitches.
  5090.  
  5091. 1126
  5092. 00:59:38,384 --> 00:59:40,553
  5093. Oh, yeah!
  5094. That's right, Bedlam!
  5095.  
  5096. 1127
  5097. 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:48,160
  5098. No! Tripping billies!
  5099.  
  5100. 1128
  5101. 00:59:48,627 --> 00:59:49,629
  5102. Shatterstar.
  5103.  
  5104. 1129
  5105. 00:59:50,196 --> 00:59:51,797
  5106. Okay, you got this.
  5107.  
  5108. 1130
  5109. 00:59:53,931 --> 00:59:55,031
  5110. Left!
  5111.  
  5112. 1131
  5113. 00:59:55,033 --> 00:59:56,366
  5114. Left!
  5115.  
  5116. 1132
  5117. 00:59:56,368 --> 00:59:58,802
  5118. No, stage left, you idiot!
  5119.  
  5120. 1133
  5121. 01:00:00,473 --> 01:00:02,139
  5122. Well, I guess
  5123. we found something
  5124.  
  5125. 1134
  5126. 01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:03,409
  5127. you're not better at.
  5128.  
  5129. 1135
  5130. 01:00:05,444 --> 01:00:06,543
  5131. Vanisher.
  5132.  
  5133. 1136
  5134. 01:00:06,545 --> 01:00:08,548
  5135. Maybe the wind can't blow
  5136. what it can't see.
  5137.  
  5138. 1137
  5139. 01:00:10,949 --> 01:00:12,047
  5140. Oh! Really?
  5141.  
  5142. 1138
  5143. 01:00:12,049 --> 01:00:13,518
  5144. Wait, wait, wait.
  5145. Was that...
  5146.  
  5147. 1139
  5148. 01:00:14,020 --> 01:00:15,085
  5149. Benjamin Button.
  5150.  
  5151. 1140
  5152. 01:00:15,087 --> 01:00:16,853
  5153. Brad Pitt?
  5154.  
  5155. 1141
  5156. 01:00:16,855 --> 01:00:18,822
  5157. How'd you get Brad Pitt?
  5158.  
  5159. 1142
  5160. 01:00:18,824 --> 01:00:19,922
  5161. You're here, aren't you?
  5162.  
  5163. 1143
  5164. 01:00:19,924 --> 01:00:21,958
  5165. Yeah, but I didn't
  5166. agree to...
  5167.  
  5168. 1144
  5169. 01:00:21,960 --> 01:00:23,893
  5170. Oh.
  5171.  
  5172. 1145
  5173. 01:00:23,895 --> 01:00:25,094
  5174. See, Brad...
  5175.  
  5176. 1146
  5177. 01:00:25,096 --> 01:00:26,964
  5178. he's still locked
  5179. in my storm cellar
  5180.  
  5181. 1147
  5182. 01:00:26,966 --> 01:00:29,331
  5183. along with Celine Dion
  5184. and Matt Damon.
  5185.  
  5186. 1148
  5187. 01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:31,601
  5188. It's like <i>Shawshank</i>
  5189. down there.
  5190.  
  5191. 1149
  5192. 01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:34,571
  5193. Matt Damon's in this shit?
  5194.  
  5195. 1150
  5196. 01:00:34,573 --> 01:00:35,739
  5197. Yeah.
  5198.  
  5199. 1151
  5200. 01:00:35,741 --> 01:00:38,074
  5201. I suggest you go down there
  5202. first thing...
  5203.  
  5204. 1152
  5205. 01:00:38,076 --> 01:00:39,610
  5206. and just punch him
  5207. as hard as you can.
  5208.  
  5209. 1153
  5210. 01:00:39,612 --> 01:00:42,411
  5211. You wanna establish dominance
  5212. or that guy will own you.
  5213.  
  5214. 1154
  5215. 01:00:42,413 --> 01:00:45,281
  5216. And quit burning
  5217. our "S" words.
  5218.  
  5219. 1155
  5220. 01:00:45,283 --> 01:00:46,885
  5221. I've always wanted
  5222. to fight Matt Damon.
  5223.  
  5224. 1156
  5225. 01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:50,253
  5226. I'm sorry,
  5227. what did you say?
  5228.  
  5229. 1157
  5230. 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:51,420
  5231. What did I say?
  5232.  
  5233. 1158
  5234. 01:00:51,422 --> 01:00:53,589
  5235. - I thought you said...
  5236. - Matt Damon.
  5237.  
  5238. 1159
  5239. 01:00:53,591 --> 01:00:55,025
  5240. - I did. I wanna...
  5241. - Matt Damon.
  5242.  
  5243. 1160
  5244. 01:00:55,027 --> 01:00:56,092
  5245. You wanna what?
  5246.  
  5247. 1161
  5248. 01:00:56,094 --> 01:00:57,159
  5249. I wanna... him,
  5250.  
  5251. 1162
  5252. 01:00:57,161 --> 01:00:58,362
  5253. - and then I want him to...
  5254. - me.
  5255.  
  5256. 1163
  5257. 01:00:58,364 --> 01:00:59,496
  5258. And then,
  5259. if I'm doing a good job...
  5260.  
  5261. 1164
  5262. 01:00:59,498 --> 01:01:00,764
  5263. I want all my friends
  5264. and family
  5265.  
  5266. 1165
  5267. 01:01:00,766 --> 01:01:01,897
  5268. to come watch me...
  5269.  
  5270. 1166
  5271. 01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:03,100
  5272. Tell me more about that.
  5273.  
  5274. 1167
  5275. 01:01:03,102 --> 01:01:04,668
  5276. - Well, I feel like, if we...
  5277. - each other,
  5278.  
  5279. 1168
  5280. 01:01:04,670 --> 01:01:06,902
  5281. you know, in private,
  5282. kinda work on our moves.
  5283.  
  5284. 1169
  5285. 01:01:06,904 --> 01:01:09,005
  5286. Then we kinda sell
  5287. some tickets...
  5288.  
  5289. 1170
  5290. 01:01:09,007 --> 01:01:10,272
  5291. and we get an arena,
  5292. you know?
  5293.  
  5294. 1171
  5295. 01:01:10,274 --> 01:01:11,674
  5296. And then we...
  5297. each other in the arena.
  5298.  
  5299. 1172
  5300. 01:01:11,676 --> 01:01:13,543
  5301. We get outfits.
  5302. You know, like cool outfits.
  5303.  
  5304. 1173
  5305. 01:01:13,545 --> 01:01:14,844
  5306. - And we...
  5307. - each other...
  5308.  
  5309. 1174
  5310. 01:01:14,846 --> 01:01:16,545
  5311. and everyone's cheering
  5312. and betting on who's gonna...
  5313.  
  5314. 1175
  5315. 01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:18,047
  5316. each other
  5317. the hardest.
  5318.  
  5319. 1176
  5320. 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,415
  5321. And then, when it's all done,
  5322.  
  5323. 1177
  5324. 01:01:19,417 --> 01:01:21,085
  5325. there's gonna be
  5326. a champion...
  5327.  
  5328. 1178
  5329. 01:01:21,087 --> 01:01:22,351
  5330. And it'll be like,
  5331. I think I'll win...
  5332.  
  5333. 1179
  5334. 01:01:22,353 --> 01:01:23,719
  5335. 'cause I'm like
  5336. a really strong...
  5337.  
  5338. 1180
  5339. 01:01:23,721 --> 01:01:25,154
  5340. Right. Yeah, totally.
  5341. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  5342.  
  5343. 1181
  5344. 01:01:25,156 --> 01:01:27,089
  5345. And they'll be like,
  5346. "Wait, no, lay off Matt Damon!
  5347.  
  5348. 1182
  5349. 01:01:27,091 --> 01:01:28,625
  5350. "You're... him
  5351. too hard!"
  5352.  
  5353. 1183
  5354. 01:01:28,627 --> 01:01:29,625
  5355. And I'm gonna say,
  5356.  
  5357. 1184
  5358. 01:01:29,627 --> 01:01:31,527
  5359. "- No! I got a little more...
  5360. - left in me."
  5361.  
  5362. 1185
  5363. 01:01:31,529 --> 01:01:32,728
  5364. And then I'm gonna...
  5365.  
  5366. 1186
  5367. 01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:34,397
  5368. - and I'm gonna...
  5369. - and I'm gonna...
  5370.  
  5371. 1187
  5372. 01:01:34,399 --> 01:01:35,565
  5373. Why are you buzzing that?
  5374.  
  5375. 1188
  5376. 01:01:35,567 --> 01:01:37,333
  5377. 'Cause I feel like
  5378. you're making it sound like
  5379.  
  5380. 1189
  5381. 01:01:37,335 --> 01:01:38,701
  5382. I'm saying something
  5383. I'm not saying.
  5384.  
  5385. 1190
  5386. 01:01:38,703 --> 01:01:39,569
  5387. What are you saying?
  5388.  
  5389. 1191
  5390. 01:01:39,571 --> 01:01:40,837
  5391. I'm saying
  5392. I wanna fight Matt Damon.
  5393.  
  5394. 1192
  5395. 01:01:40,839 --> 01:01:41,904
  5396. Oh!
  5397.  
  5398. 1193
  5399. 01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,206
  5400. You should've said so!
  5401.  
  5402. 1194
  5403. 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:45,174
  5404. - I thought you were saying...
  5405. - Matt Damon.
  5406.  
  5407. 1195
  5408. 01:01:45,176 --> 01:01:46,241
  5409. - No!
  5410. - No!
  5411.  
  5412. 1196
  5413. 01:01:46,243 --> 01:01:47,844
  5414. - That's crazy!
  5415. - Crazy.
  5416.  
  5417. 1197
  5418. 01:01:47,846 --> 01:01:48,946
  5419. Why, did he ask about me?
  5420.  
  5421. 1198
  5422. 01:01:48,948 --> 01:01:50,013
  5423. No.
  5424.  
  5425. 1199
  5426. 01:01:50,015 --> 01:01:51,217
  5427. Okay.
  5428.  
  5429. 1200
  5430. 01:01:52,183 --> 01:01:54,284
  5431. All right,
  5432. we could do this with four.
  5433.  
  5434. 1201
  5435. 01:01:54,286 --> 01:01:57,221
  5436. Sugarbear.
  5437. You got this, buddy!
  5438.  
  5439. 1202
  5440. 01:01:57,223 --> 01:02:00,322
  5441. That's the stuff!
  5442. That's the X-Force spirit!
  5443.  
  5444. 1203
  5445. 01:02:00,324 --> 01:02:02,493
  5446. Never underestimate
  5447. a man with a mustache!
  5448.  
  5449. 1204
  5450. 01:02:02,495 --> 01:02:04,060
  5451. Just ask anyone in Brooklyn.
  5452.  
  5453. 1205
  5454. 01:02:04,062 --> 01:02:05,228
  5455. We did it!
  5456.  
  5457. 1206
  5458. 01:02:05,230 --> 01:02:07,029
  5459. You're a goddamn
  5460. superhero, you!
  5461.  
  5462. 1207
  5463. 01:02:07,031 --> 01:02:08,266
  5464. X-Force!
  5465.  
  5466. 1208
  5467. 01:02:08,732 --> 01:02:09,734
  5468. X-Force.
  5469.  
  5470. 1209
  5471. 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:11,801
  5472. Whoo-hoo!
  5473.  
  5474. 1210
  5475. 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:15,942
  5476. Oh!
  5477.  
  5478. 1211
  5479. 01:02:19,710 --> 01:02:20,677
  5480. Peter.
  5481.  
  5482. 1212
  5483. 01:02:20,679 --> 01:02:22,378
  5484. I got you, buddy!
  5485. You're gonna be fine!
  5486.  
  5487. 1213
  5488. 01:02:22,380 --> 01:02:24,346
  5489. You got this, big guy!
  5490. Here we go, Peter!
  5491.  
  5492. 1214
  5493. 01:02:24,348 --> 01:02:26,616
  5494. Look at me.
  5495. We're X-Force, right?
  5496.  
  5497. 1215
  5498. 01:02:26,618 --> 01:02:28,920
  5499. - Yeah, we're X-Force.
  5500. - We're X-Force.
  5501.  
  5502. 1216
  5503. 01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:34,290
  5504. Oh, my gosh! What the...?
  5505.  
  5506. 1217
  5507. 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:36,326
  5508. Acidic vomit!
  5509.  
  5510. 1218
  5511. 01:02:36,328 --> 01:02:39,596
  5512. Oh, God! I'm gonna throw up
  5513. in my mask.
  5514.  
  5515. 1219
  5516. 01:02:41,333 --> 01:02:43,665
  5517. Okay, I'm over the convoy.
  5518.  
  5519. 1220
  5520. 01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:46,335
  5521. Where did the rest
  5522. of the team land?
  5523.  
  5524. 1221
  5525. 01:02:46,337 --> 01:02:48,103
  5526. <i>Good news and bad news.</i>
  5527.  
  5528. 1222
  5529. 01:02:48,105 --> 01:02:51,306
  5530. Bad news is
  5531. the whole team is dead.
  5532.  
  5533. 1223
  5534. 01:02:51,308 --> 01:02:52,542
  5535. The good news is,
  5536.  
  5537. 1224
  5538. 01:02:52,544 --> 01:02:54,478
  5539. I don't think anyone's
  5540. gonna miss Shatterstar.
  5541.  
  5542. 1225
  5543. 01:02:54,480 --> 01:02:57,880
  5544. He was a bit of a prick.
  5545. Oh, but Paul!
  5546.  
  5547. 1226
  5548. 01:02:57,882 --> 01:02:58,949
  5549. <i>Peter!</i>
  5550.  
  5551. 1227
  5552. 01:02:58,951 --> 01:03:00,217
  5553. Peter, I'm gonna
  5554. miss him most.
  5555.  
  5556. 1228
  5557. 01:03:00,219 --> 01:03:01,351
  5558. <i>The whole team?</i>
  5559.  
  5560. 1229
  5561. 01:03:01,353 --> 01:03:03,152
  5562. Only the main ones.
  5563. We're still good.
  5564.  
  5565. 1230
  5566. 01:03:03,154 --> 01:03:04,587
  5567. <i>You are so dumb.</i>
  5568.  
  5569. 1231
  5570. 01:03:04,589 --> 01:03:07,322
  5571. Even after all this time,
  5572. I still can't talk about it.
  5573.  
  5574. 1232
  5575. 01:03:07,324 --> 01:03:09,360
  5576. Who knew these winds
  5577. would be so strong?
  5578.  
  5579. 1233
  5580. 01:03:09,362 --> 01:03:11,795
  5581. <i>Everyone!
  5582. Everyone on the helicopter!</i>
  5583.  
  5584. 1234
  5585. 01:03:11,797 --> 01:03:13,766
  5586. <i>And everyone
  5587. not on the helicopter!</i>
  5588.  
  5589. 1235
  5590. 01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:17,402
  5591. Looking good, Vanisher.
  5592.  
  5593. 1236
  5594. 01:03:26,277 --> 01:03:28,478
  5595. They're headed
  5596. into the tunnel.
  5597.  
  5598. 1237
  5599. 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,080
  5600. I'm that kid's only hope,
  5601.  
  5602. 1238
  5603. 01:03:30,082 --> 01:03:32,181
  5604. so sit tight
  5605. and wait for my word.
  5606.  
  5607. 1239
  5608. 01:03:32,183 --> 01:03:33,482
  5609. <i>I'm dropping in.</i>
  5610.  
  5611. 1240
  5612. 01:03:33,484 --> 01:03:35,451
  5613. <i>Uh, that's
  5614. a negative, sole survivor.</i>
  5615.  
  5616. 1241
  5617. 01:03:35,453 --> 01:03:38,721
  5618. <i>Luck is not a superpower!
  5619. We are so screwed!</i>
  5620.  
  5621. 1242
  5622. 01:03:38,723 --> 01:03:41,824
  5623. No, we most certainly
  5624. are not screwed.
  5625.  
  5626. 1243
  5627. 01:03:45,663 --> 01:03:48,098
  5628. <i>Seriously,
  5629. I don't get it!</i>
  5630.  
  5631. 1244
  5632. 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:51,036
  5633. <i>What, you shoot luck lasers
  5634. out of your eyes?</i>
  5635.  
  5636. 1245
  5637. 01:03:52,136 --> 01:03:53,837
  5638. <i>It's just
  5639. it's hard to picture.</i>
  5640.  
  5641. 1246
  5642. 01:03:53,839 --> 01:03:56,042
  5643. <i>And certainly
  5644. not very cinematic.</i>
  5645.  
  5646. 1247
  5647. 01:03:57,442 --> 01:04:00,610
  5648. <i>I mean, luck? What kind of
  5649. caffeine-chugging...</i>
  5650.  
  5651. 1248
  5652. 01:04:00,612 --> 01:04:03,279
  5653. <i>diet-soda-swillin'
  5654. freakshow comic book artist...</i>
  5655.  
  5656. 1249
  5657. 01:04:03,281 --> 01:04:04,781
  5658. came up
  5659. with that little chestnut?
  5660.  
  5661. 1250
  5662. 01:04:04,783 --> 01:04:07,085
  5663. Probably a guy
  5664. who can't draw feet!
  5665.  
  5666. 1251
  5667. 01:04:14,826 --> 01:04:17,860
  5668. <i>Once again, it all falls
  5669. on my shoulders.</i>
  5670.  
  5671. 1252
  5672. 01:04:17,862 --> 01:04:19,263
  5673. <i>It's why I'm cursed to be
  5674. a solo act.</i>
  5675.  
  5676. 1253
  5677. 01:04:19,265 --> 01:04:20,397
  5678. - <i>Wander the Earth...</i>
  5679. - I'm in.
  5680.  
  5681. 1254
  5682. 01:04:20,399 --> 01:04:22,031
  5683. <i>I'm sorry,
  5684. what did you say?</i>
  5685.  
  5686. 1255
  5687. 01:04:22,033 --> 01:04:22,965
  5688. <i>I'm in.</i>
  5689.  
  5690. 1256
  5691. 01:04:22,967 --> 01:04:25,701
  5692. How in the name of Satan
  5693. are you in already?
  5694.  
  5695. 1257
  5696. 01:04:25,703 --> 01:04:27,069
  5697. Oh, shit.
  5698.  
  5699. 1258
  5700. 01:04:27,071 --> 01:04:28,404
  5701. It's Cable. 12 o'clock.
  5702.  
  5703. 1259
  5704. 01:04:28,406 --> 01:04:29,505
  5705. <i>Okay.</i>
  5706.  
  5707. 1260
  5708. 01:04:29,507 --> 01:04:31,907
  5709. New plan. Use all of your
  5710. imaginary powers
  5711.  
  5712. 1261
  5713. 01:04:31,909 --> 01:04:34,944
  5714. to stop Cable
  5715. from killing that kid.
  5716.  
  5717. 1262
  5718. 01:04:34,946 --> 01:04:36,649
  5719. I'm coming up on your six.
  5720.  
  5721. 1263
  5722. 01:04:44,156 --> 01:04:46,121
  5723. That gun is amazing!
  5724.  
  5725. 1264
  5726. 01:04:56,234 --> 01:04:57,967
  5727. <i>Where is he?
  5728. I can't see him.</i>
  5729.  
  5730. 1265
  5731. 01:04:57,969 --> 01:04:59,571
  5732. <i>He's on the top.</i>
  5733.  
  5734. 1266
  5735. 01:05:03,741 --> 01:05:05,609
  5736. <i>He's in! He's in!</i>
  5737.  
  5738. 1267
  5739. 01:05:05,611 --> 01:05:07,844
  5740. Russell! Russell Collins!
  5741.  
  5742. 1268
  5743. 01:05:07,846 --> 01:05:10,082
  5744. Hands off that kid,
  5745. John Connor!
  5746.  
  5747. 1269
  5748. 01:05:19,324 --> 01:05:20,625
  5749. Shit!
  5750.  
  5751. 1270
  5752. 01:05:42,380 --> 01:05:44,516
  5753. Two can play that game!
  5754.  
  5755. 1271
  5756. 01:05:46,384 --> 01:05:47,784
  5757. Got it!
  5758.  
  5759. 1272
  5760. 01:05:47,786 --> 01:05:49,018
  5761. No, I don't.
  5762.  
  5763. 1273
  5764. 01:05:49,020 --> 01:05:50,087
  5765. <i>Showtime, mama!</i>
  5766.  
  5767. 1274
  5768. 01:05:50,089 --> 01:05:51,791
  5769. Lady Luck, take the wheel.
  5770.  
  5771. 1275
  5772. 01:06:13,578 --> 01:06:14,779
  5773. Eat me, mutant!
  5774.  
  5775. 1276
  5776. 01:06:15,312 --> 01:06:16,515
  5777. Ouchie!
  5778.  
  5779. 1277
  5780. 01:06:40,239 --> 01:06:41,240
  5781. Hang in there, Doms!
  5782.  
  5783. 1278
  5784. 01:06:42,507 --> 01:06:43,973
  5785. Oh, this is really hard.
  5786.  
  5787. 1279
  5788. 01:06:55,487 --> 01:06:57,022
  5789. And give me back
  5790. my Skee-Ball token.
  5791.  
  5792. 1280
  5793. 01:07:00,458 --> 01:07:02,094
  5794. - You're doing great.
  5795. - X-Force.
  5796.  
  5797. 1281
  5798. 01:07:03,862 --> 01:07:06,128
  5799. I guess dubstep never dies.
  5800.  
  5801. 1282
  5802. 01:07:10,301 --> 01:07:11,504
  5803. Whoo!
  5804.  
  5805. 1283
  5806. 01:07:17,109 --> 01:07:19,745
  5807. You killed Black Tom,
  5808. you racist son of a...
  5809.  
  5810. 1284
  5811. 01:07:22,513 --> 01:07:23,748
  5812. That's unfortunate.
  5813.  
  5814. 1285
  5815. 01:07:26,652 --> 01:07:28,183
  5816. We got no brakes!
  5817.  
  5818. 1286
  5819. 01:07:28,185 --> 01:07:29,587
  5820. Figure it out!
  5821.  
  5822. 1287
  5823. 01:07:32,690 --> 01:07:34,526
  5824. There's nothing I can't kill.
  5825.  
  5826. 1288
  5827. 01:07:36,261 --> 01:07:37,627
  5828. Ooh.
  5829.  
  5830. 1289
  5831. 01:07:37,629 --> 01:07:41,065
  5832. Somebody knows karate.
  5833.  
  5834. 1290
  5835. 01:07:43,167 --> 01:07:45,003
  5836. Give me your best shot,
  5837. One-Eyed Willy.
  5838.  
  5839. 1291
  5840. 01:07:57,348 --> 01:07:59,315
  5841. Those bullets are like,
  5842. super fast.
  5843.  
  5844. 1292
  5845. 01:07:59,317 --> 01:08:00,750
  5846. Here we go.
  5847.  
  5848. 1293
  5849. 01:08:00,752 --> 01:08:03,252
  5850. Domino,
  5851. mind slowing us down?
  5852.  
  5853. 1294
  5854. 01:08:03,254 --> 01:08:05,087
  5855. Here goes nothing.
  5856.  
  5857. 1295
  5858. 01:08:30,782 --> 01:08:32,150
  5859. Knock, knock.
  5860.  
  5861. 1296
  5862. 01:08:37,922 --> 01:08:39,188
  5863. That's my boy.
  5864.  
  5865. 1297
  5866. 01:08:44,562 --> 01:08:46,129
  5867. Holy...
  5868.  
  5869. 1298
  5870. 01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:57,973
  5871. <i>I'll be first to admit...</i>
  5872.  
  5873. 1299
  5874. 01:08:57,975 --> 01:09:00,612
  5875. <i>this did not go
  5876. according to plan.</i>
  5877.  
  5878. 1300
  5879. 01:09:01,712 --> 01:09:03,413
  5880. <i>I'll also be the first
  5881. to admit that</i>
  5882.  
  5883. 1301
  5884. 01:09:03,415 --> 01:09:05,615
  5885. <i>that plan was
  5886. written in crayon.</i>
  5887.  
  5888. 1302
  5889. 01:09:05,617 --> 01:09:08,485
  5890. <i>Looks like Russell found
  5891. a new friend.</i>
  5892.  
  5893. 1303
  5894. 01:09:08,487 --> 01:09:10,087
  5895. <i>Turns out Domino's
  5896. a bit of a badass,</i>
  5897.  
  5898. 1304
  5899. 01:09:10,089 --> 01:09:13,222
  5900. <i>and maybe,
  5901. possibly mildly lucky.</i>
  5902.  
  5903. 1305
  5904. 01:09:13,224 --> 01:09:16,659
  5905. <i>But Cable? Ugh.
  5906. That guy's in a mood.</i>
  5907.  
  5908. 1306
  5909. 01:09:16,661 --> 01:09:17,727
  5910. A mood that is
  5911.  
  5912. 1307
  5913. 01:09:17,729 --> 01:09:19,764
  5914. about to get
  5915. significantly worse.
  5916.  
  5917. 1308
  5918. 01:09:43,187 --> 01:09:45,791
  5919. Something is so terribly,
  5920. terribly wrong.
  5921.  
  5922. 1309
  5923. 01:09:48,659 --> 01:09:50,095
  5924. Oh.
  5925.  
  5926. 1310
  5927. 01:09:52,096 --> 01:09:53,698
  5928. Oh, man, that hurt.
  5929.  
  5930. 1311
  5931. 01:09:59,002 --> 01:10:00,072
  5932. Russell.
  5933.  
  5934. 1312
  5935. 01:10:02,639 --> 01:10:03,908
  5936. Russell!
  5937.  
  5938. 1313
  5939. 01:10:04,475 --> 01:10:06,679
  5940. Russ, where are ya?
  5941.  
  5942. 1314
  5943. 01:10:09,980 --> 01:10:12,382
  5944. Russell.
  5945. Russell, you're okay!
  5946.  
  5947. 1315
  5948. 01:10:12,384 --> 01:10:15,752
  5949. Oh, thank...
  5950. Oh, my God!
  5951.  
  5952. 1316
  5953. 01:10:15,754 --> 01:10:17,186
  5954. Juggernaut!
  5955.  
  5956. 1317
  5957. 01:10:18,322 --> 01:10:20,389
  5958. I thought that was you!
  5959.  
  5960. 1318
  5961. 01:10:20,391 --> 01:10:22,959
  5962. I should've worn
  5963. my white pants.
  5964.  
  5965. 1319
  5966. 01:10:22,961 --> 01:10:26,929
  5967. You probably get this a lot,
  5968. but I am a huge fan.
  5969.  
  5970. 1320
  5971. 01:10:26,931 --> 01:10:30,465
  5972. <i>Uncanny X-Men</i> 183.
  5973. <i>Thor</i> 411.
  5974.  
  5975. 1321
  5976. 01:10:30,467 --> 01:10:31,734
  5977. <i>X-Men Unlimited</i> 12.
  5978.  
  5979. 1322
  5980. 01:10:31,736 --> 01:10:33,902
  5981. You know, it has always been
  5982. a dream of mine...
  5983.  
  5984. 1323
  5985. 01:10:33,904 --> 01:10:35,838
  5986. to see my face
  5987. reflected in your helmet...
  5988.  
  5989. 1324
  5990. 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,940
  5991. as you charge at me
  5992. with murderous intent.
  5993.  
  5994. 1325
  5995. 01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:39,842
  5996. I don't mean right now.
  5997.  
  5998. 1326
  5999. 01:10:39,844 --> 01:10:41,878
  6000. I'm gonna
  6001. rip you in half now.
  6002.  
  6003. 1327
  6004. 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:44,347
  6005. That is such
  6006. a Juggernaut thing to say.
  6007.  
  6008. 1328
  6009. 01:10:47,685 --> 01:10:48,920
  6010. Oh, my God!
  6011.  
  6012. 1329
  6013. 01:11:01,032 --> 01:11:03,600
  6014. Oh, my God!
  6015. I can't feel my legs.
  6016.  
  6017. 1330
  6018. 01:11:03,602 --> 01:11:04,803
  6019. I can't feel...
  6020.  
  6021. 1331
  6022. 01:11:05,703 --> 01:11:07,803
  6023. Oh, no, they're right here.
  6024.  
  6025. 1332
  6026. 01:11:07,805 --> 01:11:09,672
  6027. Got 'em. Russell.
  6028.  
  6029. 1333
  6030. 01:11:09,674 --> 01:11:11,342
  6031. I have a mission.
  6032.  
  6033. 1334
  6034. 01:11:11,909 --> 01:11:13,676
  6035. To get my revenge.
  6036.  
  6037. 1335
  6038. 01:11:13,678 --> 01:11:15,945
  6039. I'm going to burn
  6040. that headmaster alive.
  6041.  
  6042. 1336
  6043. 01:11:15,947 --> 01:11:18,347
  6044. You're not the revenge type.
  6045.  
  6046. 1337
  6047. 01:11:18,349 --> 01:11:19,981
  6048. Take it from a friend.
  6049.  
  6050. 1338
  6051. 01:11:19,983 --> 01:11:23,352
  6052. Friend? You said it yourself.
  6053.  
  6054. 1339
  6055. 01:11:23,354 --> 01:11:26,155
  6056. "I'm not your friend.
  6057. Find someone stronger."
  6058.  
  6059. 1340
  6060. 01:11:26,157 --> 01:11:27,389
  6061. So I did.
  6062.  
  6063. 1341
  6064. 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:30,860
  6065. Russell, I couldn't
  6066. protect you back then.
  6067.  
  6068. 1342
  6069. 01:11:30,862 --> 01:11:34,230
  6070. But I can now. What do you
  6071. want me to say, huh?
  6072.  
  6073. 1343
  6074. 01:11:34,232 --> 01:11:38,133
  6075. "I care about you"? 'Cause
  6076. I care about you, Russell.
  6077.  
  6078. 1344
  6079. 01:11:38,135 --> 01:11:40,203
  6080. What's Juggernaut got
  6081. that I don't have?
  6082.  
  6083. 1345
  6084. 01:11:40,205 --> 01:11:43,205
  6085. Don't you say legs! I know
  6086. you're gonna say legs!
  6087.  
  6088. 1346
  6089. 01:11:43,207 --> 01:11:46,277
  6090. - Legs!
  6091. - Still hurts to hear out loud!
  6092.  
  6093. 1347
  6094. 01:11:48,279 --> 01:11:51,380
  6095. What is that?
  6096. That's not a real rope!
  6097.  
  6098. 1348
  6099. 01:11:51,382 --> 01:11:53,885
  6100. You get back here, young man!
  6101.  
  6102. 1349
  6103. 01:11:54,685 --> 01:11:56,151
  6104. Doms!
  6105.  
  6106. 1350
  6107. 01:11:56,153 --> 01:11:58,288
  6108. Doms, get me
  6109. out of here, please.
  6110.  
  6111. 1351
  6112. 01:11:58,290 --> 01:12:00,893
  6113. Use my arms
  6114. as backpack straps.
  6115.  
  6116. 1352
  6117. 01:12:03,562 --> 01:12:04,694
  6118. I think we may have found
  6119.  
  6120. 1353
  6121. 01:12:04,696 --> 01:12:06,995
  6122. your cosmic reason
  6123. for being here.
  6124.  
  6125. 1354
  6126. 01:12:06,997 --> 01:12:08,798
  6127. I'm pretty sure
  6128. this isn't it.
  6129.  
  6130. 1355
  6131. 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,235
  6132. X-Force.
  6133.  
  6134. 1356
  6135. 01:12:23,348 --> 01:12:25,280
  6136. <i>No child is hopeless.</i>
  6137.  
  6138. 1357
  6139. 01:12:25,282 --> 01:12:28,918
  6140. - Don't give up on the boy.
  6141. - How could he just walk away?
  6142.  
  6143. 1358
  6144. 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,721
  6145. It was the coldness
  6146. in his eyes.
  6147.  
  6148. 1359
  6149. 01:12:31,723 --> 01:12:33,391
  6150. You should've heard it.
  6151.  
  6152. 1360
  6153. 01:12:35,126 --> 01:12:37,563
  6154. I guess family
  6155. really is an F-word.
  6156.  
  6157. 1361
  6158. 01:12:38,430 --> 01:12:40,696
  6159. Rub my legs, Mama.
  6160.  
  6161. 1362
  6162. 01:12:40,698 --> 01:12:42,063
  6163. Why would I rub your legs?
  6164.  
  6165. 1363
  6166. 01:12:42,065 --> 01:12:45,235
  6167. Please, they hurt.
  6168. I have growing pains.
  6169.  
  6170. 1364
  6171. 01:12:48,306 --> 01:12:49,871
  6172. What in the...
  6173.  
  6174. 1365
  6175. 01:12:49,873 --> 01:12:52,674
  6176. Why is your hand
  6177. so tiny again?
  6178.  
  6179. 1366
  6180. 01:12:52,676 --> 01:12:54,576
  6181. That's not my hand.
  6182.  
  6183. 1367
  6184. 01:12:54,578 --> 01:12:56,913
  6185. Oh! Mary,
  6186. mother of Joseph!
  6187.  
  6188. 1368
  6189. 01:12:56,915 --> 01:12:58,882
  6190. That was nice for me.
  6191.  
  6192. 1369
  6193. 01:12:58,884 --> 01:13:01,749
  6194. Wade! I heard what happened
  6195. with the convoy and...
  6196.  
  6197. 1370
  6198. 01:13:06,090 --> 01:13:08,356
  6199. Why wouldn't you
  6200. cover that up?
  6201.  
  6202. 1371
  6203. 01:13:08,358 --> 01:13:11,593
  6204. A warrior has nothing
  6205. to be ashamed of.
  6206.  
  6207. 1372
  6208. 01:13:11,595 --> 01:13:13,128
  6209. Yeah, but you do.
  6210. Look at you.
  6211.  
  6212. 1373
  6213. 01:13:13,130 --> 01:13:14,463
  6214. You're just straight, just...
  6215.  
  6216. 1374
  6217. 01:13:14,465 --> 01:13:16,398
  6218. Full Winnie the Pooh.
  6219.  
  6220. 1375
  6221. 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,168
  6222. Toddler style?
  6223.  
  6224. 1376
  6225. 01:13:18,170 --> 01:13:19,134
  6226. Yes, sir.
  6227.  
  6228. 1377
  6229. 01:13:19,136 --> 01:13:20,870
  6230. <i>Wait, hold on, hold on.
  6231. Hold on.</i>
  6232.  
  6233. 1378
  6234. 01:13:20,872 --> 01:13:25,508
  6235. If the top half of Deadpool
  6236. is growing baby legs...
  6237.  
  6238. 1379
  6239. 01:13:25,510 --> 01:13:28,944
  6240. does that mean the bottom half
  6241. is growing a baby head?
  6242.  
  6243. 1380
  6244. 01:13:28,946 --> 01:13:30,178
  6245. Well, I don't see
  6246. why that matters.
  6247.  
  6248. 1381
  6249. 01:13:30,180 --> 01:13:31,481
  6250. I think it matters a lot.
  6251.  
  6252. 1382
  6253. 01:13:31,483 --> 01:13:33,583
  6254. I mean, if you want us to buy
  6255. the regeneration thing,
  6256.  
  6257. 1383
  6258. 01:13:33,585 --> 01:13:34,650
  6259. you gotta address it.
  6260.  
  6261. 1384
  6262. 01:13:34,652 --> 01:13:36,018
  6263. Are there
  6264. two Deadpools now?
  6265.  
  6266. 1385
  6267. 01:13:36,020 --> 01:13:38,521
  6268. And if so,
  6269. what's the other one doing?
  6270.  
  6271. 1386
  6272. 01:13:38,523 --> 01:13:39,387
  6273. And is he like you?
  6274.  
  6275. 1387
  6276. 01:13:39,389 --> 01:13:41,725
  6277. Does he have
  6278. the same personality as you?
  6279.  
  6280. 1388
  6281. 01:13:41,727 --> 01:13:42,825
  6282. Or the same memories?
  6283.  
  6284. 1389
  6285. 01:13:42,827 --> 01:13:43,959
  6286. And if he does,
  6287.  
  6288. 1390
  6289. 01:13:43,961 --> 01:13:45,361
  6290. then is he going to re-enter
  6291. the plot later?
  6292.  
  6293. 1391
  6294. 01:13:45,363 --> 01:13:46,862
  6295. 'Cause he should.
  6296.  
  6297. 1392
  6298. 01:13:46,864 --> 01:13:48,298
  6299. You're really freaking
  6300. me out right now.
  6301.  
  6302. 1393
  6303. 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:49,999
  6304. And if that one
  6305. got cut in half,
  6306.  
  6307. 1394
  6308. 01:13:50,001 --> 01:13:51,167
  6309. then there would be
  6310. three Deadpools?
  6311.  
  6312. 1395
  6313. 01:13:51,169 --> 01:13:53,069
  6314. I mean, you can see
  6315. where it all falls apart.
  6316.  
  6317. 1396
  6318. 01:13:53,071 --> 01:13:54,971
  6319. And quite frankly,
  6320. why I prefer Marvel.
  6321.  
  6322. 1397
  6323. 01:13:54,973 --> 01:13:56,039
  6324. We are Marvel.
  6325.  
  6326. 1398
  6327. 01:13:56,041 --> 01:13:58,277
  6328. Hilarious.
  6329. You're Fox.
  6330.  
  6331. 1399
  6332. 01:13:59,777 --> 01:14:00,942
  6333. Describe it.
  6334.  
  6335. 1400
  6336. 01:14:00,944 --> 01:14:02,210
  6337. I wouldn't ask him to
  6338. do that, if I were you.
  6339.  
  6340. 1401
  6341. 01:14:02,212 --> 01:14:03,847
  6342. - It's like, um...
  6343. - Here we go.
  6344.  
  6345. 1402
  6346. 01:14:03,849 --> 01:14:05,214
  6347. It's like he's a Muppet
  6348. from the waist down.
  6349.  
  6350. 1403
  6351. 01:14:05,216 --> 01:14:07,450
  6352. But this time, you can see
  6353. the Muppet's twig.
  6354.  
  6355. 1404
  6356. 01:14:07,452 --> 01:14:09,352
  6357. Mr. Weasel, I can
  6358. no longer be double-parked.
  6359.  
  6360. 1405
  6361. 01:14:09,354 --> 01:14:10,956
  6362. I've had three tickets
  6363. already.
  6364.  
  6365. 1406
  6366. 01:14:12,822 --> 01:14:15,391
  6367. No, no, no,
  6368. DP, not again!
  6369.  
  6370. 1407
  6371. 01:14:15,393 --> 01:14:17,026
  6372. - This has happened before?
  6373. - Yeah.
  6374.  
  6375. 1408
  6376. 01:14:18,130 --> 01:14:19,395
  6377. Dopinder, either vomit
  6378.  
  6379. 1409
  6380. 01:14:19,397 --> 01:14:21,097
  6381. or don't. The indecision
  6382. is killing me.
  6383.  
  6384. 1410
  6385. 01:14:21,099 --> 01:14:23,201
  6386. Why couldn't God
  6387. take my hearing?
  6388.  
  6389. 1411
  6390. 01:14:24,935 --> 01:14:26,870
  6391. Oh. Wow!
  6392.  
  6393. 1412
  6394. 01:14:26,872 --> 01:14:28,637
  6395. Cool your pits.
  6396. They're growing back.
  6397.  
  6398. 1413
  6399. 01:14:28,639 --> 01:14:30,373
  6400. I'm talking about your face.
  6401.  
  6402. 1414
  6403. 01:14:30,375 --> 01:14:32,407
  6404. I've never seen you
  6405. without your mask before.
  6406.  
  6407. 1415
  6408. 01:14:32,409 --> 01:14:34,811
  6409. - Jesus Christ!
  6410. - Looks like an avocado.
  6411.  
  6412. 1416
  6413. 01:14:34,813 --> 01:14:36,779
  6414. Your legs, though,
  6415. they're cute.
  6416.  
  6417. 1417
  6418. 01:14:36,781 --> 01:14:38,617
  6419. You wanna borrow
  6420. a pair of pants?
  6421.  
  6422. 1418
  6423. 01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:41,450
  6424. I'm glad everybody dropped by.
  6425.  
  6426. 1419
  6427. 01:14:41,452 --> 01:14:44,587
  6428. You must be wondering
  6429. why I didn't call you here.
  6430.  
  6431. 1420
  6432. 01:14:44,589 --> 01:14:46,121
  6433. I'll tell you why I'm here.
  6434.  
  6435. 1421
  6436. 01:14:46,123 --> 01:14:48,391
  6437. The Time Traveler's Wife's
  6438. husband...
  6439.  
  6440. 1422
  6441. 01:14:48,393 --> 01:14:49,792
  6442. beat me within
  6443. an inch of my life.
  6444.  
  6445. 1423
  6446. 01:14:49,794 --> 01:14:51,061
  6447. He was torturing me!
  6448.  
  6449. 1424
  6450. 01:14:51,063 --> 01:14:54,097
  6451. But all I told him was
  6452. everything he wanted to know.
  6453.  
  6454. 1425
  6455. 01:14:54,099 --> 01:14:56,732
  6456. So, I'm here
  6457. to help us gear up.
  6458.  
  6459. 1426
  6460. 01:14:56,734 --> 01:14:57,999
  6461. So we can go after him
  6462. without me.
  6463.  
  6464. 1427
  6465. 01:14:58,001 --> 01:14:59,535
  6466. No!
  6467.  
  6468. 1428
  6469. 01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:00,937
  6470. I'm doing this alone.
  6471.  
  6472. 1429
  6473. 01:15:00,939 --> 01:15:02,004
  6474. The Juggernaut
  6475.  
  6476. 1430
  6477. 01:15:02,006 --> 01:15:03,338
  6478. - will kill you all.
  6479. - Fair enough.
  6480.  
  6481. 1431
  6482. 01:15:03,340 --> 01:15:04,940
  6483. I don't care
  6484. what the kid did to me.
  6485.  
  6486. 1432
  6487. 01:15:04,942 --> 01:15:06,275
  6488. I ain't letting
  6489. Cable get to him.
  6490.  
  6491. 1433
  6492. 01:15:06,277 --> 01:15:08,744
  6493. I just need a couple of hours
  6494. to get some legs under me.
  6495.  
  6496. 1434
  6497. 01:15:08,746 --> 01:15:09,844
  6498. What will you do?
  6499.  
  6500. 1435
  6501. 01:15:09,846 --> 01:15:10,913
  6502. The first order
  6503. of business is
  6504.  
  6505. 1436
  6506. 01:15:10,915 --> 01:15:12,080
  6507. to get me
  6508. in front of Cable...
  6509.  
  6510. 1437
  6511. 01:15:12,082 --> 01:15:13,281
  6512. so I can pull all the blood
  6513. out of his body...
  6514.  
  6515. 1438
  6516. 01:15:13,283 --> 01:15:15,817
  6517. and fashion his bones
  6518. into holiday jewelry.
  6519.  
  6520. 1439
  6521. 01:15:15,819 --> 01:15:17,486
  6522. Then, I'm gonna
  6523. take his skin...
  6524.  
  6525. 1440
  6526. 01:15:17,488 --> 01:15:20,759
  6527. and stretch it out
  6528. over a homemade mating drum.
  6529.  
  6530. 1441
  6531. 01:15:22,027 --> 01:15:23,761
  6532. He's standing right
  6533. behind you, isn't he?
  6534.  
  6535. 1442
  6536. 01:15:32,537 --> 01:15:34,236
  6537. What in the ass?
  6538.  
  6539. 1443
  6540. 01:15:34,238 --> 01:15:37,473
  6541. Is this apartment listed
  6542. on Tinder? Grindr?
  6543.  
  6544. 1444
  6545. 01:15:37,475 --> 01:15:39,678
  6546. You're much taller
  6547. in the comics.
  6548.  
  6549. 1445
  6550. 01:15:41,144 --> 01:15:43,647
  6551. Ugh. Is that really necessary?
  6552.  
  6553. 1446
  6554. 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,718
  6555. - Why?
  6556. - No.
  6557.  
  6558. 1447
  6559. 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,353
  6560. What can we help you with?
  6561.  
  6562. 1448
  6563. 01:15:51,355 --> 01:15:53,257
  6564. I'm here to proposition you.
  6565.  
  6566. 1449
  6567. 01:15:54,658 --> 01:15:55,525
  6568. Oh, boy!
  6569.  
  6570. 1450
  6571. 01:15:55,527 --> 01:15:56,926
  6572. He's really teeing it up,
  6573. isn't he?
  6574.  
  6575. 1451
  6576. 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:58,794
  6577. Who gets to make
  6578. the first joke?
  6579.  
  6580. 1452
  6581. 01:15:58,796 --> 01:16:00,495
  6582. I think we should all
  6583. do it at the same time.
  6584.  
  6585. 1453
  6586. 01:16:00,497 --> 01:16:01,396
  6587. Good call.
  6588.  
  6589. 1454
  6590. 01:16:01,398 --> 01:16:02,597
  6591. For $45,
  6592. you get succotash.
  6593.  
  6594. 1455
  6595. 01:16:02,599 --> 01:16:04,834
  6596. I only do over
  6597. the pants, mouth stuff.
  6598.  
  6599. 1456
  6600. 01:16:04,836 --> 01:16:05,901
  6601. <i>The Proposition</i>
  6602. has a wonderful
  6603.  
  6604. 1457
  6605. 01:16:05,903 --> 01:16:07,136
  6606. Guy Pearce performance.
  6607.  
  6608. 1458
  6609. 01:16:07,138 --> 01:16:09,038
  6610. Wait, wait, wait!
  6611. I wanna do mine over.
  6612.  
  6613. 1459
  6614. 01:16:09,040 --> 01:16:11,641
  6615. - Give us the line again.
  6616. - I need your help!
  6617.  
  6618. 1460
  6619. 01:16:11,643 --> 01:16:14,110
  6620. Trust me, I'm even less happy
  6621. about this than you are...
  6622.  
  6623. 1461
  6624. 01:16:14,112 --> 01:16:15,977
  6625. but you unleashed
  6626. the Juggernaut.
  6627.  
  6628. 1462
  6629. 01:16:15,979 --> 01:16:18,548
  6630. I can't bring him down alone.
  6631.  
  6632. 1463
  6633. 01:16:18,550 --> 01:16:19,751
  6634. So here we are.
  6635.  
  6636. 1464
  6637. 01:16:20,952 --> 01:16:22,718
  6638. We're no longer
  6639. accepting applications
  6640.  
  6641. 1465
  6642. 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:23,852
  6643. for X-Force, unfortunately.
  6644.  
  6645. 1466
  6646. 01:16:23,854 --> 01:16:25,053
  6647. We don't have a lot of time.
  6648.  
  6649. 1467
  6650. 01:16:25,055 --> 01:16:26,923
  6651. Your friend's about
  6652. to make his first kill.
  6653.  
  6654. 1468
  6655. 01:16:26,925 --> 01:16:28,357
  6656. No offense,
  6657. but if you know so much...
  6658.  
  6659. 1469
  6660. 01:16:28,359 --> 01:16:31,026
  6661. why not travel back to when
  6662. he was a baby, kill him then?
  6663.  
  6664. 1470
  6665. 01:16:31,028 --> 01:16:33,161
  6666. I use a device
  6667. to slide through time.
  6668.  
  6669. 1471
  6670. 01:16:33,163 --> 01:16:35,632
  6671. The longer I travel,
  6672. the harder it is to control.
  6673.  
  6674. 1472
  6675. 01:16:35,634 --> 01:16:38,567
  6676. I got two charges:
  6677. one to get me here,
  6678.  
  6679. 1473
  6680. 01:16:38,569 --> 01:16:39,869
  6681. one to get me home.
  6682.  
  6683. 1474
  6684. 01:16:39,871 --> 01:16:40,969
  6685. Well.
  6686.  
  6687. 1475
  6688. 01:16:40,971 --> 01:16:42,271
  6689. That's just lazy writing.
  6690.  
  6691. 1476
  6692. 01:16:42,273 --> 01:16:45,143
  6693. Oh, yeah. I get it.
  6694. I see what you did there.
  6695.  
  6696. 1477
  6697. 01:16:45,409 --> 01:16:46,575
  6698. What?
  6699.  
  6700. 1478
  6701. 01:16:46,577 --> 01:16:48,910
  6702. Jokes about lazy writing to
  6703. cover up actual lazy writing.
  6704.  
  6705. 1479
  6706. 01:16:48,912 --> 01:16:50,980
  6707. Why don't you
  6708. just write better?
  6709.  
  6710. 1480
  6711. 01:16:50,982 --> 01:16:53,147
  6712. Why don't you just shut up?
  6713.  
  6714. 1481
  6715. 01:16:53,149 --> 01:16:54,984
  6716. Your boy's gonna
  6717. kill the headmaster
  6718.  
  6719. 1482
  6720. 01:16:54,986 --> 01:16:56,451
  6721. of the orphanage tonight.
  6722.  
  6723. 1483
  6724. 01:16:56,453 --> 01:16:58,887
  6725. After that,
  6726. he gets a real taste for it.
  6727.  
  6728. 1484
  6729. 01:16:58,889 --> 01:17:00,956
  6730. Like a 10-year-old
  6731. Kirsten Dunst.
  6732.  
  6733. 1485
  6734. 01:17:00,958 --> 01:17:02,790
  6735. So he keeps killing...
  6736.  
  6737. 1486
  6738. 01:17:02,792 --> 01:17:04,226
  6739. and killing, and killing,
  6740.  
  6741. 1487
  6742. 01:17:04,228 --> 01:17:05,962
  6743. and killing.
  6744.  
  6745. 1488
  6746. 01:17:05,964 --> 01:17:09,167
  6747. Until one day,
  6748. he kills the wrong people.
  6749.  
  6750. 1489
  6751. 01:17:11,736 --> 01:17:13,238
  6752. My people.
  6753.  
  6754. 1490
  6755. 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:18,206
  6756. Relax.
  6757.  
  6758. 1491
  6759. 01:17:18,208 --> 01:17:20,810
  6760. I'm retrieving something
  6761. from my utility bag.
  6762.  
  6763. 1492
  6764. 01:17:20,812 --> 01:17:23,145
  6765. It's a goddamn
  6766. fanny pack...
  6767.  
  6768. 1493
  6769. 01:17:23,147 --> 01:17:26,014
  6770. and you know it,
  6771. you sick son of a bitch!
  6772.  
  6773. 1494
  6774. 01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:27,751
  6775. The difference
  6776. is night and day.
  6777.  
  6778. 1495
  6779. 01:17:29,386 --> 01:17:31,853
  6780. You remind me of my wife.
  6781.  
  6782. 1496
  6783. 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:33,255
  6784. I'm sorry.
  6785.  
  6786. 1497
  6787. 01:17:33,257 --> 01:17:34,557
  6788. I said, "You remind me
  6789. of my wife."
  6790.  
  6791. 1498
  6792. 01:17:34,559 --> 01:17:35,825
  6793. No, I'm sorry
  6794. that you said that...
  6795.  
  6796. 1499
  6797. 01:17:35,827 --> 01:17:38,761
  6798. while making heavy eye contact
  6799. and applying lip balm.
  6800.  
  6801. 1500
  6802. 01:17:38,763 --> 01:17:39,898
  6803. She always struggled.
  6804.  
  6805. 1501
  6806. 01:17:40,997 --> 01:17:42,464
  6807. But she was funny...
  6808.  
  6809. 1502
  6810. 01:17:42,466 --> 01:17:45,869
  6811. and filtered her pain
  6812. through the prism of humor.
  6813.  
  6814. 1503
  6815. 01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:48,273
  6816. Something I could
  6817. never master.
  6818.  
  6819. 1504
  6820. 01:17:48,907 --> 01:17:51,376
  6821. It was my fault she died.
  6822.  
  6823. 1505
  6824. 01:17:52,676 --> 01:17:56,445
  6825. It was my job
  6826. to stop people like him.
  6827.  
  6828. 1506
  6829. 01:17:56,447 --> 01:17:58,617
  6830. <i>I came close a few times.</i>
  6831.  
  6832. 1507
  6833. 01:18:02,586 --> 01:18:04,589
  6834. <i>He wasn't too happy
  6835. about that.</i>
  6836.  
  6837. 1508
  6838. 01:18:06,055 --> 01:18:07,255
  6839. <i>He was trying to hurt me...</i>
  6840.  
  6841. 1509
  6842. 01:18:07,257 --> 01:18:10,162
  6843. and he knew exactly
  6844. how to do it.
  6845.  
  6846. 1510
  6847. 01:18:11,562 --> 01:18:13,361
  6848. Blessed are the wicked
  6849.  
  6850. 1511
  6851. 01:18:13,363 --> 01:18:15,866
  6852. who are healed by my hand.
  6853.  
  6854. 1512
  6855. 01:18:18,970 --> 01:18:21,236
  6856. <i>He came into my home...</i>
  6857.  
  6858. 1513
  6859. 01:18:21,238 --> 01:18:24,509
  6860. <i>and took the only thing
  6861. that made it a home.</i>
  6862.  
  6863. 1514
  6864. 01:18:26,778 --> 01:18:28,380
  6865. Sound familiar?
  6866.  
  6867. 1515
  6868. 01:18:29,247 --> 01:18:31,047
  6869. - I'm sorry.
  6870. - Uh-huh.
  6871.  
  6872. 1516
  6873. 01:18:31,049 --> 01:18:32,850
  6874. No, I'm really sorry.
  6875.  
  6876. 1517
  6877. 01:18:34,885 --> 01:18:36,718
  6878. But that isn't Russell.
  6879.  
  6880. 1518
  6881. 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,053
  6882. - It doesn't have to be him.
  6883. - If you knew what I knew...
  6884.  
  6885. 1519
  6886. 01:18:39,055 --> 01:18:40,990
  6887. Yeah, he's got anger issues...
  6888.  
  6889. 1520
  6890. 01:18:40,992 --> 01:18:42,659
  6891. maybe a small
  6892. learning disability...
  6893.  
  6894. 1521
  6895. 01:18:42,661 --> 01:18:44,093
  6896. splash of diabetes...
  6897.  
  6898. 1522
  6899. 01:18:44,095 --> 01:18:45,393
  6900. but nothing
  6901. that can't be fixed.
  6902.  
  6903. 1523
  6904. 01:18:45,395 --> 01:18:46,962
  6905. If you could go back...
  6906.  
  6907. 1524
  6908. 01:18:46,964 --> 01:18:49,999
  6909. and stop the people that took
  6910. your girl, would you?
  6911.  
  6912. 1525
  6913. 01:18:50,001 --> 01:18:51,165
  6914. Of course I would.
  6915.  
  6916. 1526
  6917. 01:18:51,167 --> 01:18:52,301
  6918. But I wouldn't kill a kid.
  6919.  
  6920. 1527
  6921. 01:18:52,303 --> 01:18:54,837
  6922. I'm not asking you
  6923. to kill a kid!
  6924.  
  6925. 1528
  6926. 01:18:54,839 --> 01:18:56,237
  6927. I'll kill the kid.
  6928.  
  6929. 1529
  6930. 01:18:56,239 --> 01:18:59,674
  6931. I'm asking you to save
  6932. hundreds of other kids.
  6933.  
  6934. 1530
  6935. 01:18:59,676 --> 01:19:02,177
  6936. Russell's gonna burn down
  6937. that orphanage.
  6938.  
  6939. 1531
  6940. 01:19:02,179 --> 01:19:04,246
  6941. And I can imagine
  6942. your dead girlfriend...
  6943.  
  6944. 1532
  6945. 01:19:04,248 --> 01:19:07,415
  6946. would want you to do the
  6947. right thing, wouldn't she?
  6948.  
  6949. 1533
  6950. 01:19:07,417 --> 01:19:10,852
  6951. So, what's it gonna be,
  6952. handsome?
  6953.  
  6954. 1534
  6955. 01:19:10,854 --> 01:19:12,454
  6956. Give me a chance to save him.
  6957.  
  6958. 1535
  6959. 01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:13,856
  6960. - What?
  6961. - You said...
  6962.  
  6963. 1536
  6964. 01:19:13,858 --> 01:19:15,590
  6965. once he kills someone,
  6966. he gets a taste for it.
  6967.  
  6968. 1537
  6969. 01:19:15,592 --> 01:19:18,127
  6970. If we can get to him
  6971. before that happens...
  6972.  
  6973. 1538
  6974. 01:19:18,129 --> 01:19:19,895
  6975. promise you'll give me
  6976. a chance
  6977.  
  6978. 1539
  6979. 01:19:19,897 --> 01:19:21,798
  6980. to put him
  6981. on a different path.
  6982.  
  6983. 1540
  6984. 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,065
  6985. Define "chance."
  6986.  
  6987. 1541
  6988. 01:19:23,067 --> 01:19:24,366
  6989. I don't know.
  6990. How long does it take
  6991.  
  6992. 1542
  6993. 01:19:24,368 --> 01:19:25,500
  6994. to save someone's soul?
  6995. That's not...
  6996.  
  6997. 1543
  6998. 01:19:25,502 --> 01:19:27,035
  6999. I'll give you 30 seconds.
  7000.  
  7001. 1544
  7002. 01:19:27,037 --> 01:19:29,038
  7003. - What? No!
  7004. - Best I can do.
  7005.  
  7006. 1545
  7007. 01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:30,475
  7008. Take it or leave it.
  7009.  
  7010. 1546
  7011. 01:19:40,650 --> 01:19:42,317
  7012. He's doing it!
  7013.  
  7014. 1547
  7015. 01:19:42,319 --> 01:19:43,986
  7016. Look at the little fella.
  7017. He's doing it.
  7018.  
  7019. 1548
  7020. 01:19:43,988 --> 01:19:45,987
  7021. There he goes.
  7022.  
  7023. 1549
  7024. 01:19:45,989 --> 01:19:47,524
  7025. Jesus Christ!
  7026.  
  7027. 1550
  7028. 01:19:48,992 --> 01:19:49,995
  7029. Ugh.
  7030.  
  7031. 1551
  7032. 01:19:50,761 --> 01:19:52,995
  7033. There you go, little fella.
  7034.  
  7035. 1552
  7036. 01:19:52,997 --> 01:19:54,663
  7037. Go on, you're doing it!
  7038.  
  7039. 1553
  7040. 01:19:54,665 --> 01:19:58,269
  7041. My beautiful, hairless,
  7042. Twizzler-legged baby boy.
  7043.  
  7044. 1554
  7045. 01:19:59,903 --> 01:20:01,102
  7046. Geez.
  7047.  
  7048. 1555
  7049. 01:20:01,104 --> 01:20:02,771
  7050. That's disturbing.
  7051.  
  7052. 1556
  7053. 01:20:02,773 --> 01:20:03,975
  7054. 30 seconds.
  7055.  
  7056. 1557
  7057. 01:20:09,447 --> 01:20:11,049
  7058. - Deal.
  7059. - Deal.
  7060.  
  7061. 1558
  7062. 01:20:13,518 --> 01:20:16,218
  7063. I have no idea
  7064. what's happening.
  7065.  
  7066. 1559
  7067. 01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:17,889
  7068. Probably for the best.
  7069.  
  7070. 1560
  7071. 01:20:19,424 --> 01:20:23,057
  7072. <i>And that is why
  7073. you never eat a raw starfish.</i>
  7074.  
  7075. 1561
  7076. 01:20:23,059 --> 01:20:25,294
  7077. It's just common sense.
  7078.  
  7079. 1562
  7080. 01:20:25,296 --> 01:20:26,695
  7081. Where the hell
  7082. are we going?
  7083.  
  7084. 1563
  7085. 01:20:26,697 --> 01:20:28,030
  7086. You said it yourself.
  7087.  
  7088. 1564
  7089. 01:20:28,032 --> 01:20:30,965
  7090. Nothing can stop the Juggernaut.
  7091. We need backup.
  7092.  
  7093. 1565
  7094. 01:20:30,967 --> 01:20:34,035
  7095. I will bathe in the blood
  7096. of your enemies.
  7097.  
  7098. 1566
  7099. 01:20:38,242 --> 01:20:39,944
  7100. Can you turn off the music?
  7101.  
  7102. 1567
  7103. 01:20:40,944 --> 01:20:42,878
  7104. You'll do no such thing.
  7105.  
  7106. 1568
  7107. 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:45,013
  7108. Why don't you just say it
  7109. in an Indian accent?
  7110.  
  7111. 1569
  7112. 01:20:45,015 --> 01:20:46,581
  7113. - I'm sorry?
  7114. - Apology accepted.
  7115.  
  7116. 1570
  7117. 01:20:46,583 --> 01:20:48,884
  7118. This is a side of you
  7119. I do not like.
  7120.  
  7121. 1571
  7122. 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:49,951
  7123. Let me guess,
  7124.  
  7125. 1572
  7126. 01:20:49,953 --> 01:20:51,987
  7127. some of your best friends
  7128. in the future are Indian.
  7129.  
  7130. 1573
  7131. 01:20:51,989 --> 01:20:52,922
  7132. What the hell are you...?
  7133.  
  7134. 1574
  7135. 01:20:52,924 --> 01:20:55,089
  7136. Once again, intolerance rears
  7137. its ugly head.
  7138.  
  7139. 1575
  7140. 01:20:55,091 --> 01:20:56,592
  7141. I am so sorry.
  7142. It gets better.
  7143.  
  7144. 1576
  7145. 01:20:56,594 --> 01:20:58,227
  7146. I'm not a racist, moron!
  7147.  
  7148. 1577
  7149. 01:20:58,229 --> 01:21:00,195
  7150. Precisely what a racist
  7151. would say.
  7152.  
  7153. 1578
  7154. 01:21:00,197 --> 01:21:01,963
  7155. I'm with the old white guy
  7156. on this one.
  7157.  
  7158. 1579
  7159. 01:21:01,965 --> 01:21:03,398
  7160. And that's a twist.
  7161.  
  7162. 1580
  7163. 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:04,566
  7164. So what exactly do you
  7165.  
  7166. 1581
  7167. 01:21:04,568 --> 01:21:05,834
  7168. do in the future,
  7169. anyway, huh?
  7170.  
  7171. 1582
  7172. 01:21:05,836 --> 01:21:07,402
  7173. Some kind of soldier?
  7174.  
  7175. 1583
  7176. 01:21:07,404 --> 01:21:09,271
  7177. Yeah, something like that.
  7178.  
  7179. 1584
  7180. 01:21:09,273 --> 01:21:11,539
  7181. I was a soldier.
  7182. Special Forces.
  7183.  
  7184. 1585
  7185. 01:21:11,541 --> 01:21:14,243
  7186. I bet 50 years from now,
  7187. we're bestest buddies.
  7188.  
  7189. 1586
  7190. 01:21:14,245 --> 01:21:16,145
  7191. 50 years from now,
  7192. you're very dead.
  7193.  
  7194. 1587
  7195. 01:21:16,147 --> 01:21:18,981
  7196. Your entire generation failed
  7197. this planet into a coma.
  7198.  
  7199. 1588
  7200. 01:21:18,983 --> 01:21:20,415
  7201. Boom!
  7202.  
  7203. 1589
  7204. 01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:21,816
  7205. Spoiler alert.
  7206.  
  7207. 1590
  7208. 01:21:22,886 --> 01:21:24,218
  7209. Planets.
  7210.  
  7211. 1591
  7212. 01:21:24,220 --> 01:21:25,588
  7213. Here's a spoiler alert.
  7214.  
  7215. 1592
  7216. 01:21:25,590 --> 01:21:26,955
  7217. I should have
  7218. finished college.
  7219.  
  7220. 1593
  7221. 01:21:26,957 --> 01:21:30,493
  7222. You're just an annoying clown
  7223. dressed up as a sex toy.
  7224.  
  7225. 1594
  7226. 01:21:30,495 --> 01:21:31,692
  7227. Well, I got news for you.
  7228.  
  7229. 1595
  7230. 01:21:31,694 --> 01:21:33,161
  7231. My heart
  7232. is in the right place.
  7233.  
  7234. 1596
  7235. 01:21:33,163 --> 01:21:34,663
  7236. Russell's not
  7237. gonna kill anyone.
  7238.  
  7239. 1597
  7240. 01:21:34,665 --> 01:21:36,898
  7241. Because of me, he's gonna know
  7242. what real love looks like.
  7243.  
  7244. 1598
  7245. 01:21:36,900 --> 01:21:37,767
  7246. We're all gonna die.
  7247.  
  7248. 1599
  7249. 01:21:37,769 --> 01:21:38,968
  7250. Because of you,
  7251. I'll always know
  7252.  
  7253. 1600
  7254. 01:21:38,970 --> 01:21:41,337
  7255. what a grown man
  7256. with baby balls looks like.
  7257.  
  7258. 1601
  7259. 01:21:41,339 --> 01:21:43,405
  7260. I'm a grower,
  7261. not a shower.
  7262.  
  7263. 1602
  7264. 01:21:43,407 --> 01:21:44,472
  7265. God, I wish
  7266. this were a bus,
  7267.  
  7268. 1603
  7269. 01:21:44,474 --> 01:21:45,775
  7270. so I could pull the string
  7271. and get out.
  7272.  
  7273. 1604
  7274. 01:21:45,777 --> 01:21:47,575
  7275. It's a good thing
  7276. Cable's not driving,
  7277.  
  7278. 1605
  7279. 01:21:47,577 --> 01:21:48,877
  7280. or you'd be in the back.
  7281.  
  7282. 1606
  7283. 01:21:48,879 --> 01:21:49,945
  7284. I am in the back.
  7285.  
  7286. 1607
  7287. 01:21:49,947 --> 01:21:51,379
  7288. Right here!
  7289.  
  7290. 1608
  7291. 01:22:09,399 --> 01:22:11,432
  7292. I made mistakes!
  7293.  
  7294. 1609
  7295. 01:22:11,434 --> 01:22:13,334
  7296. I wanna take them back!
  7297.  
  7298. 1610
  7299. 01:22:13,336 --> 01:22:16,672
  7300. You trusted me.
  7301. I took that trust...
  7302.  
  7303. 1611
  7304. 01:22:16,674 --> 01:22:18,173
  7305. and turned it
  7306. into a toilet stall
  7307.  
  7308. 1612
  7309. 01:22:18,175 --> 01:22:19,340
  7310. in an airport bathroom.
  7311.  
  7312. 1613
  7313. 01:22:19,342 --> 01:22:22,678
  7314. The one in Minneapolis.
  7315. You know the one.
  7316.  
  7317. 1614
  7318. 01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,780
  7319. But even you know
  7320. I was once an X-Man.
  7321.  
  7322. 1615
  7323. 01:22:25,782 --> 01:22:26,917
  7324. Trainee!
  7325.  
  7326. 1616
  7327. 01:22:31,455 --> 01:22:34,121
  7328. You're still using
  7329. my Velcro labels. Aw.
  7330.  
  7331. 1617
  7332. 01:22:34,123 --> 01:22:35,624
  7333. They do stick better
  7334. than tape.
  7335.  
  7336. 1618
  7337. 01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:37,258
  7338. - Hi, Wade!
  7339. - Please don't.
  7340.  
  7341. 1619
  7342. 01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:40,596
  7343. Say whatever it is you're here
  7344. to say. Make it quick.
  7345.  
  7346. 1620
  7347. 01:22:40,598 --> 01:22:42,230
  7348. Right. Quick. It's this kid.
  7349.  
  7350. 1621
  7351. 01:22:42,232 --> 01:22:43,598
  7352. Just like you,
  7353. I let him down.
  7354.  
  7355. 1622
  7356. 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:44,932
  7357. And just like me,
  7358.  
  7359. 1623
  7360. 01:22:44,934 --> 01:22:46,302
  7361. he's never had anyone
  7362. sacrifice anything for him...
  7363.  
  7364. 1624
  7365. 01:22:46,304 --> 01:22:48,404
  7366. because the entire world
  7367. wrote him off a long time ago.
  7368.  
  7369. 1625
  7370. 01:22:48,406 --> 01:22:50,605
  7371. Look, he's teamed up
  7372. with the Juggernaut!
  7373.  
  7374. 1626
  7375. 01:22:50,607 --> 01:22:51,840
  7376. The Juggernaut!
  7377.  
  7378. 1627
  7379. 01:22:51,842 --> 01:22:53,843
  7380. Who's like my favorite
  7381. Marvel character ever.
  7382.  
  7383. 1628
  7384. 01:22:53,845 --> 01:22:55,111
  7385. And hi, Yukio!
  7386.  
  7387. 1629
  7388. 01:22:55,113 --> 01:22:57,312
  7389. That was really nice of you to
  7390. say hi, so I'm saying hi back.
  7391.  
  7392. 1630
  7393. 01:22:57,314 --> 01:22:59,949
  7394. You guys make
  7395. a super cute couple. Yeah.
  7396.  
  7397. 1631
  7398. 01:22:59,951 --> 01:23:01,116
  7399. Where was I? Oh, yeah.
  7400.  
  7401. 1632
  7402. 01:23:01,118 --> 01:23:02,919
  7403. You should never meet your
  7404. heroes, because honestly...
  7405.  
  7406. 1633
  7407. 01:23:02,921 --> 01:23:04,219
  7408. it causes
  7409. nothing but problems.
  7410.  
  7411. 1634
  7412. 01:23:04,221 --> 01:23:07,688
  7413. Look, you can stop the
  7414. Juggernaut. I know you can.
  7415.  
  7416. 1635
  7417. 01:23:07,690 --> 01:23:10,959
  7418. Do you know what would happen
  7419. to me if I helped you?
  7420.  
  7421. 1636
  7422. 01:23:10,961 --> 01:23:12,928
  7423. I would be disgraced.
  7424.  
  7425. 1637
  7426. 01:23:12,930 --> 01:23:15,030
  7427. You are a criminal,
  7428. a fugitive.
  7429.  
  7430. 1638
  7431. 01:23:15,032 --> 01:23:18,736
  7432. But worst of all,
  7433. you broke my heart, Wade.
  7434.  
  7435. 1639
  7436. 01:23:19,970 --> 01:23:23,838
  7437. You know what? Your heart's
  7438. in the wrong place, big guy.
  7439.  
  7440. 1640
  7441. 01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:26,741
  7442. Doing the right thing
  7443. is sometimes messy...
  7444.  
  7445. 1641
  7446. 01:23:26,743 --> 01:23:30,344
  7447. and screwed up, and not
  7448. particularly convenient!
  7449.  
  7450. 1642
  7451. 01:23:30,346 --> 01:23:33,348
  7452. So stay here
  7453. in Chateau de Virgin...
  7454.  
  7455. 1643
  7456. 01:23:33,350 --> 01:23:35,553
  7457. while we go get our game on!
  7458.  
  7459. 1644
  7460. 01:23:38,456 --> 01:23:39,958
  7461. You're doing great.
  7462.  
  7463. 1645
  7464. 01:23:45,395 --> 01:23:46,829
  7465. So you wear
  7466. that helmet because
  7467.  
  7468. 1646
  7469. 01:23:46,831 --> 01:23:48,630
  7470. your brother
  7471. tries to read your mind?
  7472.  
  7473. 1647
  7474. 01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:51,866
  7475. Yeah, but he's in
  7476. a wheelchair, so even-steven.
  7477.  
  7478. 1648
  7479. 01:23:51,868 --> 01:23:54,570
  7480. Someone's coming.
  7481. It's Russell, sir.
  7482.  
  7483. 1649
  7484. 01:23:54,572 --> 01:23:56,539
  7485. And he's not alone.
  7486.  
  7487. 1650
  7488. 01:23:56,541 --> 01:23:58,275
  7489. Secure the children.
  7490.  
  7491. 1651
  7492. 01:24:00,411 --> 01:24:03,047
  7493. They will not replace us.
  7494.  
  7495. 1652
  7496. 01:24:04,982 --> 01:24:07,950
  7497. Watch my back.
  7498. I've got the old man.
  7499.  
  7500. 1653
  7501. 01:24:07,952 --> 01:24:09,888
  7502. Amen, brother.
  7503.  
  7504. 1654
  7505. 01:24:15,826 --> 01:24:17,558
  7506. Time to make the chimichangas.
  7507.  
  7508. 1655
  7509. 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:19,762
  7510. 30 seconds.
  7511.  
  7512. 1656
  7513. 01:24:19,764 --> 01:24:22,396
  7514. I finally know
  7515. why I'm here.
  7516.  
  7517. 1657
  7518. 01:24:22,398 --> 01:24:24,400
  7519. I was raised in this place.
  7520.  
  7521. 1658
  7522. 01:24:24,402 --> 01:24:26,768
  7523. Well, not raised.
  7524. I was tortured.
  7525.  
  7526. 1659
  7527. 01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:29,605
  7528. Wow! It's your cosmic reason
  7529. for being here.
  7530.  
  7531. 1660
  7532. 01:24:29,607 --> 01:24:31,106
  7533. - Shall we?
  7534. - This is gonna be fun.
  7535.  
  7536. 1661
  7537. 01:24:31,108 --> 01:24:31,973
  7538. Yeah!
  7539.  
  7540. 1662
  7541. 01:24:31,975 --> 01:24:33,676
  7542. Hey! Been meaning
  7543. to ask you...
  7544.  
  7545. 1663
  7546. 01:24:33,678 --> 01:24:36,645
  7547. what's with the dirty,
  7548. disgusting hobo bear?
  7549.  
  7550. 1664
  7551. 01:24:36,647 --> 01:24:39,914
  7552. It's not dirt. It's the
  7553. blood of my dead daughter.
  7554.  
  7555. 1665
  7556. 01:24:39,916 --> 01:24:42,651
  7557. <i>Are you Bear, God?
  7558. It's me, Margaret.</i>
  7559.  
  7560. 1666
  7561. 01:24:42,653 --> 01:24:44,085
  7562. Give me some.
  7563.  
  7564. 1667
  7565. 01:24:44,087 --> 01:24:45,687
  7566. They say laughter
  7567. heals anything.
  7568.  
  7569. 1668
  7570. 01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:46,989
  7571. Except, of course, that.
  7572.  
  7573. 1669
  7574. 01:24:46,991 --> 01:24:48,659
  7575. We should just
  7576. cue the music.
  7577.  
  7578. 1670
  7579. 01:25:13,483 --> 01:25:16,254
  7580. Welcome home, Russell.
  7581. We missed you.
  7582.  
  7583. 1671
  7584. 01:25:17,421 --> 01:25:18,553
  7585. Russell!
  7586.  
  7587. 1672
  7588. 01:25:18,555 --> 01:25:21,856
  7589. You don't need to do this!
  7590. Let's talk!
  7591.  
  7592. 1673
  7593. 01:25:21,858 --> 01:25:23,391
  7594. Why are you dressed
  7595. like the Unabomber?
  7596.  
  7597. 1674
  7598. 01:25:27,564 --> 01:25:28,629
  7599. That's why.
  7600.  
  7601. 1675
  7602. 01:25:28,631 --> 01:25:29,964
  7603. I told you
  7604. he was too far gone.
  7605.  
  7606. 1676
  7607. 01:25:29,966 --> 01:25:31,799
  7608. Zip it, Thanos! We have
  7609. a deal and you forgot...
  7610.  
  7611. 1677
  7612. 01:25:31,801 --> 01:25:34,070
  7613. Hey!
  7614.  
  7615. 1678
  7616. 01:25:34,072 --> 01:25:37,705
  7617. I'm gonna shove that cab
  7618. driver right up your tailpipe.
  7619.  
  7620. 1679
  7621. 01:25:37,707 --> 01:25:39,909
  7622. My body and my hands
  7623. are so soft.
  7624.  
  7625. 1680
  7626. 01:25:39,911 --> 01:25:41,043
  7627. You should probably
  7628. head back to the car.
  7629.  
  7630. 1681
  7631. 01:25:41,045 --> 01:25:43,611
  7632. I think I'll head
  7633. back to the car.
  7634.  
  7635. 1682
  7636. 01:25:43,613 --> 01:25:46,650
  7637. It works best when
  7638. you pull the trigger.
  7639.  
  7640. 1683
  7641. 01:25:49,385 --> 01:25:50,821
  7642. That gun is amazing!
  7643.  
  7644. 1684
  7645. 01:25:52,122 --> 01:25:53,824
  7646. Say it!
  7647.  
  7648. 1685
  7649. 01:25:55,591 --> 01:25:57,558
  7650. You are an abomination!
  7651.  
  7652. 1686
  7653. 01:26:03,266 --> 01:26:06,601
  7654. Now, I'm gonna shove
  7655. the red guy up the old guy.
  7656.  
  7657. 1687
  7658. 01:26:06,603 --> 01:26:09,306
  7659. I believe him!
  7660. Every man for themselves!
  7661.  
  7662. 1688
  7663. 01:26:12,208 --> 01:26:13,508
  7664. Gotcha!
  7665.  
  7666. 1689
  7667. 01:26:13,510 --> 01:26:14,846
  7668. Beat it, midget!
  7669.  
  7670. 1690
  7671. 01:26:17,648 --> 01:26:20,816
  7672. Hey, big guy,
  7673. the sun's getting real low!
  7674.  
  7675. 1691
  7676. 01:26:20,818 --> 01:26:22,020
  7677. Uh, that's not good.
  7678.  
  7679. 1692
  7680. 01:26:35,632 --> 01:26:37,034
  7681. Come here, beautiful.
  7682.  
  7683. 1693
  7684. 01:26:43,607 --> 01:26:44,809
  7685. Whoo!
  7686.  
  7687. 1694
  7688. 01:26:53,050 --> 01:26:54,084
  7689. Say it!
  7690.  
  7691. 1695
  7692. 01:27:41,564 --> 01:27:42,764
  7693. You came for me.
  7694.  
  7695. 1696
  7696. 01:27:42,766 --> 01:27:44,165
  7697. I'm not giving up on you,
  7698.  
  7699. 1697
  7700. 01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:46,200
  7701. and you are not
  7702. giving up on that boy.
  7703.  
  7704. 1698
  7705. 01:27:46,202 --> 01:27:48,404
  7706. Who says that rules
  7707. aren't meant to be broken?
  7708.  
  7709. 1699
  7710. 01:27:48,406 --> 01:27:50,438
  7711. It's time to fight dirty.
  7712.  
  7713. 1700
  7714. 01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:51,839
  7715. Time to sweep the leg, Johnny.
  7716.  
  7717. 1701
  7718. 01:27:51,841 --> 01:27:54,543
  7719. Hey! Pick on someone
  7720. your own size!
  7721.  
  7722. 1702
  7723. 01:27:54,545 --> 01:27:56,645
  7724. That's such
  7725. a you thing to say!
  7726.  
  7727. 1703
  7728. 01:27:56,647 --> 01:27:58,612
  7729. Go get him, tiger!
  7730.  
  7731. 1704
  7732. 01:27:58,614 --> 01:28:00,984
  7733. Big CGI fight coming up!
  7734.  
  7735. 1705
  7736. 01:28:17,934 --> 01:28:19,334
  7737. He's doing great.
  7738.  
  7739. 1706
  7740. 01:28:19,336 --> 01:28:20,772
  7741. Say it!
  7742.  
  7743. 1707
  7744. 01:28:24,774 --> 01:28:26,309
  7745. - Russell.
  7746. - Bingo!
  7747.  
  7748. 1708
  7749. 01:28:30,281 --> 01:28:31,146
  7750. Oh, great!
  7751.  
  7752. 1709
  7753. 01:28:31,148 --> 01:28:32,446
  7754. There they are!
  7755. Those freaks!
  7756.  
  7757. 1710
  7758. 01:28:32,448 --> 01:28:34,615
  7759. A bunch of armed
  7760. pedophiles in nursing shoes.
  7761.  
  7762. 1711
  7763. 01:28:34,617 --> 01:28:36,785
  7764. Can I have
  7765. one of those guns?
  7766.  
  7767. 1712
  7768. 01:28:36,787 --> 01:28:38,654
  7769. - No.
  7770. - That's fine.
  7771.  
  7772. 1713
  7773. 01:28:38,656 --> 01:28:39,987
  7774. Get off this property,
  7775. mutant scum!
  7776.  
  7777. 1714
  7778. 01:28:39,989 --> 01:28:41,324
  7779. I'm just gonna
  7780. use this brick.
  7781.  
  7782. 1715
  7783. 01:28:41,925 --> 01:28:43,126
  7784. Maximum effort.
  7785.  
  7786. 1716
  7787. 01:28:44,161 --> 01:28:46,096
  7788. Who says you
  7789. can't go home again?
  7790.  
  7791. 1717
  7792. 01:28:50,867 --> 01:28:52,133
  7793. Yeah!
  7794.  
  7795. 1718
  7796. 01:28:52,135 --> 01:28:53,171
  7797. Say it.
  7798.  
  7799. 1719
  7800. 01:28:53,702 --> 01:28:54,969
  7801. Say it!
  7802.  
  7803. 1720
  7804. 01:28:54,971 --> 01:28:58,507
  7805. Blessed are the wicked
  7806. who are healed by my hand!
  7807.  
  7808. 1721
  7809. 01:28:58,509 --> 01:28:59,907
  7810. Blessed are the wicked...
  7811.  
  7812. 1722
  7813. 01:28:59,909 --> 01:29:01,312
  7814. who are healed...
  7815.  
  7816. 1723
  7817. 01:29:01,678 --> 01:29:03,314
  7818. by my hand.
  7819.  
  7820. 1724
  7821. 01:29:17,528 --> 01:29:19,297
  7822. You annoying little punk!
  7823.  
  7824. 1725
  7825. 01:29:35,211 --> 01:29:38,248
  7826. Only best buddies
  7827. execute pedophiles together.
  7828.  
  7829. 1726
  7830. 01:29:45,421 --> 01:29:48,123
  7831. I need a bus
  7832. to get you all out of here.
  7833.  
  7834. 1727
  7835. 01:29:53,263 --> 01:29:54,297
  7836. Orphans.
  7837.  
  7838. 1728
  7839. 01:29:54,898 --> 01:29:56,099
  7840. Oh, geez.
  7841.  
  7842. 1729
  7843. 01:29:57,934 --> 01:30:00,535
  7844. It's time to burn
  7845. for what you've done!
  7846.  
  7847. 1730
  7848. 01:30:00,537 --> 01:30:03,341
  7849. A child should not be burdened
  7850. with such power!
  7851.  
  7852. 1731
  7853. 01:30:10,514 --> 01:30:11,949
  7854. Russell! Wait!
  7855.  
  7856. 1732
  7857. 01:30:16,354 --> 01:30:17,355
  7858. Oh!
  7859.  
  7860. 1733
  7861. 01:30:23,059 --> 01:30:24,892
  7862. Wait! He hasn't killed
  7863. anyone yet!
  7864.  
  7865. 1734
  7866. 01:30:24,894 --> 01:30:25,960
  7867. What more do you need to see?
  7868.  
  7869. 1735
  7870. 01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:27,029
  7871. No, he's just a kid!
  7872.  
  7873. 1736
  7874. 01:30:27,031 --> 01:30:29,233
  7875. Tick, tock. Meter's running!
  7876.  
  7877. 1737
  7878. 01:30:41,545 --> 01:30:43,614
  7879. I'm gonna make a necklace
  7880. out of your teeth.
  7881.  
  7882. 1738
  7883. 01:31:01,965 --> 01:31:04,566
  7884. - I told you! Leave me alone!
  7885. - Come on!
  7886.  
  7887. 1739
  7888. 01:31:04,568 --> 01:31:05,636
  7889. Listen to me!
  7890.  
  7891. 1740
  7892. 01:31:26,791 --> 01:31:28,556
  7893. That's how we do it
  7894.  
  7895. 1741
  7896. 01:31:28,558 --> 01:31:30,127
  7897. in Mother Russia.
  7898.  
  7899. 1742
  7900. 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:34,195
  7901. They say millennials are
  7902. the hardest to reach.
  7903.  
  7904. 1743
  7905. 01:31:34,197 --> 01:31:36,998
  7906. Oh, no.
  7907. You're doing amazing.
  7908.  
  7909. 1744
  7910. 01:31:37,000 --> 01:31:39,370
  7911. Damn, it feels good
  7912. to be a gangsta!
  7913.  
  7914. 1745
  7915. 01:31:42,906 --> 01:31:44,004
  7916. Go, go, go!
  7917.  
  7918. 1746
  7919. 01:31:47,544 --> 01:31:49,544
  7920. He dies tonight, Wade.
  7921.  
  7922. 1747
  7923. 01:31:49,546 --> 01:31:51,945
  7924. You can't stop me!
  7925.  
  7926. 1748
  7927. 01:31:51,947 --> 01:31:53,481
  7928. He even runs
  7929. like a pervert.
  7930.  
  7931. 1749
  7932. 01:31:53,483 --> 01:31:56,587
  7933. Like an online predator
  7934. who lost his laptop.
  7935.  
  7936. 1750
  7937. 01:31:57,554 --> 01:31:59,219
  7938. There's one bullet left
  7939. in that gun.
  7940.  
  7941. 1751
  7942. 01:31:59,221 --> 01:32:01,455
  7943. Wait, wait, wait! Please,
  7944. just give me a second!
  7945.  
  7946. 1752
  7947. 01:32:01,457 --> 01:32:02,857
  7948. I got this.
  7949.  
  7950. 1753
  7951. 01:32:02,859 --> 01:32:05,093
  7952. - Russell!
  7953. - Stay back! Go home, Wade!
  7954.  
  7955. 1754
  7956. 01:32:05,095 --> 01:32:07,862
  7957. Let's talk. It doesn't
  7958. have to go this way!
  7959.  
  7960. 1755
  7961. 01:32:07,864 --> 01:32:09,429
  7962. That piece of shit...
  7963.  
  7964. 1756
  7965. 01:32:09,431 --> 01:32:11,465
  7966. he deserves to die
  7967. for what he did to you.
  7968.  
  7969. 1757
  7970. 01:32:11,467 --> 01:32:13,968
  7971. He hurt you badly.
  7972.  
  7973. 1758
  7974. 01:32:13,970 --> 01:32:18,106
  7975. But look,
  7976. if you kill him, he wins.
  7977.  
  7978. 1759
  7979. 01:32:18,108 --> 01:32:21,412
  7980. You become everything
  7981. he says you are, but worse.
  7982.  
  7983. 1760
  7984. 01:32:22,446 --> 01:32:24,146
  7985. You're just a kid.
  7986.  
  7987. 1761
  7988. 01:32:24,148 --> 01:32:26,050
  7989. You don't wanna
  7990. hurt anyone.
  7991.  
  7992. 1762
  7993. 01:32:27,216 --> 01:32:30,121
  7994. It isn't too late.
  7995. Don't do it.
  7996.  
  7997. 1763
  7998. 01:32:35,358 --> 01:32:37,560
  7999. I never should've left
  8000. you there.
  8001.  
  8002. 1764
  8003. 01:32:39,430 --> 01:32:41,732
  8004. I never should've left you
  8005. in that prison.
  8006.  
  8007. 1765
  8008. 01:32:48,906 --> 01:32:50,306
  8009. I can't trust you.
  8010.  
  8011. 1766
  8012. 01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:54,577
  8013. I can't trust anybody!
  8014.  
  8015. 1767
  8016. 01:33:03,554 --> 01:33:04,852
  8017. Wonderful kid.
  8018.  
  8019. 1768
  8020. 01:33:04,854 --> 01:33:06,487
  8021. You can't stop me, Wade!
  8022.  
  8023. 1769
  8024. 01:33:08,791 --> 01:33:11,025
  8025. I got one more idea.
  8026.  
  8027. 1770
  8028. 01:33:11,027 --> 01:33:13,995
  8029. It's just a really bad one,
  8030. even for me.
  8031.  
  8032. 1771
  8033. 01:33:13,997 --> 01:33:15,196
  8034. Wade, what are you doing?
  8035.  
  8036. 1772
  8037. 01:33:15,198 --> 01:33:17,464
  8038. This is for
  8039. all the marbles, kid.
  8040.  
  8041. 1773
  8042. 01:33:17,466 --> 01:33:19,801
  8043. You're gonna kill
  8044. someone today...
  8045.  
  8046. 1774
  8047. 01:33:19,803 --> 01:33:21,201
  8048. Blessed are the wicked...
  8049.  
  8050. 1775
  8051. 01:33:21,203 --> 01:33:23,340
  8052. ...then it's gotta be me.
  8053.  
  8054. 1776
  8055. 01:33:24,306 --> 01:33:26,342
  8056. ...who are healed by my hand!
  8057.  
  8058. 1777
  8059. 01:34:32,376 --> 01:34:35,546
  8060. Tell me they got that
  8061. in slow motion.
  8062.  
  8063. 1778
  8064. 01:34:40,349 --> 01:34:42,152
  8065. Oh, that's not good.
  8066.  
  8067. 1779
  8068. 01:34:43,620 --> 01:34:45,156
  8069. No, sir.
  8070.  
  8071. 1780
  8072. 01:34:51,961 --> 01:34:55,232
  8073. You sacrificed yourself
  8074. for me.
  8075.  
  8076. 1781
  8077. 01:34:55,565 --> 01:34:56,464
  8078. Yeah.
  8079.  
  8080. 1782
  8081. 01:34:56,466 --> 01:34:58,598
  8082. And it was the best thing
  8083. I ever did.
  8084.  
  8085. 1783
  8086. 01:34:59,469 --> 01:35:01,803
  8087. I told you
  8088. I care about you.
  8089.  
  8090. 1784
  8091. 01:35:01,805 --> 01:35:03,541
  8092. You're a good kid, Russell.
  8093.  
  8094. 1785
  8095. 01:35:04,675 --> 01:35:05,743
  8096. Hey.
  8097.  
  8098. 1786
  8099. 01:35:06,943 --> 01:35:08,442
  8100. The bear.
  8101.  
  8102. 1787
  8103. 01:35:08,444 --> 01:35:09,679
  8104. It worked.
  8105.  
  8106. 1788
  8107. 01:35:15,685 --> 01:35:16,884
  8108. Because of you.
  8109.  
  8110. 1789
  8111. 01:35:16,886 --> 01:35:19,320
  8112. No, Wade, because of you.
  8113.  
  8114. 1790
  8115. 01:35:19,322 --> 01:35:21,623
  8116. Stop, stop, stop!
  8117.  
  8118. 1791
  8119. 01:35:21,625 --> 01:35:22,626
  8120. Stop!
  8121.  
  8122. 1792
  8123. 01:35:24,027 --> 01:35:26,794
  8124. Just let it happen, okay?
  8125.  
  8126. 1793
  8127. 01:35:26,796 --> 01:35:30,164
  8128. I guess my heart was finally
  8129. in the right place.
  8130.  
  8131. 1794
  8132. 01:35:30,166 --> 01:35:32,703
  8133. That riddle
  8134. is so messed up.
  8135.  
  8136. 1795
  8137. 01:35:37,306 --> 01:35:39,441
  8138. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
  8139.  
  8140. 1796
  8141. 01:35:39,443 --> 01:35:41,810
  8142. Don't be. I've been trying to
  8143. make this happen for a while.
  8144.  
  8145. 1797
  8146. 01:35:41,812 --> 01:35:43,277
  8147. Please, just don't leave me.
  8148.  
  8149. 1798
  8150. 01:35:43,279 --> 01:35:45,012
  8151. I don't wanna die
  8152. without an audience.
  8153.  
  8154. 1799
  8155. 01:35:45,014 --> 01:35:46,280
  8156. We are not going anywhere.
  8157.  
  8158. 1800
  8159. 01:35:46,282 --> 01:35:48,650
  8160. Oh, God, I hope
  8161. the Academy is watching.
  8162.  
  8163. 1801
  8164. 01:35:48,652 --> 01:35:49,720
  8165. Just rest, okay?
  8166.  
  8167. 1802
  8168. 01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:52,590
  8169. Papa.
  8170.  
  8171. 1803
  8172. 01:35:53,456 --> 01:35:55,592
  8173. <i>♪ Papa, can you hear me?</i>
  8174.  
  8175. 1804
  8176. 01:35:57,594 --> 01:36:00,730
  8177. <i>♪ Papa, can you find me
  8178. in the...</i>
  8179.  
  8180. 1805
  8181. 01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:04,735
  8182. <i>♪ night? ♪</i>
  8183.  
  8184. 1806
  8185. 01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:26,620
  8186. Before I go...
  8187.  
  8188. 1807
  8189. 01:36:26,622 --> 01:36:28,625
  8190. Sorry, I got a bit more in me.
  8191.  
  8192. 1808
  8193. 01:36:29,058 --> 01:36:30,325
  8194. Domino.
  8195.  
  8196. 1809
  8197. 01:36:30,327 --> 01:36:34,996
  8198. I want you to have
  8199. my <i>Adventure Time</i> watch.
  8200.  
  8201. 1810
  8202. 01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:40,504
  8203. Turns out
  8204. that I'm the lucky one.
  8205.  
  8206. 1811
  8207. 01:36:41,104 --> 01:36:42,406
  8208. Thank you.
  8209.  
  8210. 1812
  8211. 01:36:43,439 --> 01:36:47,107
  8212. Hey, Sabrina,
  8213. the Teenage Witch.
  8214.  
  8215. 1813
  8216. 01:36:47,109 --> 01:36:49,380
  8217. It has been a pleasure.
  8218.  
  8219. 1814
  8220. 01:36:50,881 --> 01:36:53,714
  8221. - Hi, Yukio.
  8222. - Hi, Wade!
  8223.  
  8224. 1815
  8225. 01:36:55,352 --> 01:36:56,720
  8226. And you...
  8227.  
  8228. 1816
  8229. 01:36:57,153 --> 01:36:58,953
  8230. Chrome Bone.
  8231.  
  8232. 1817
  8233. 01:36:58,955 --> 01:37:02,190
  8234. I haven't always been
  8235. the best friend to you.
  8236.  
  8237. 1818
  8238. 01:37:02,192 --> 01:37:04,726
  8239. But you've always been
  8240. that to me.
  8241.  
  8242. 1819
  8243. 01:37:04,728 --> 01:37:05,962
  8244. So thank you.
  8245.  
  8246. 1820
  8247. 01:37:07,997 --> 01:37:09,832
  8248. Say the F-word for me.
  8249.  
  8250. 1821
  8251. 01:37:10,434 --> 01:37:11,699
  8252. Just once. Come on,
  8253.  
  8254. 1822
  8255. 01:37:11,701 --> 01:37:13,366
  8256. we'll do it together.
  8257. It's no big deal.
  8258.  
  8259. 1823
  8260. 01:37:13,368 --> 01:37:15,048
  8261. Here we go. One, two, three.
  8262. F... F... F...
  8263.  
  8264. 1824
  8265. 01:37:17,840 --> 01:37:21,444
  8266. Wow! Enjoy hell, swamp mouth.
  8267.  
  8268. 1825
  8269. 01:37:22,578 --> 01:37:25,713
  8270. And you, Cable.
  8271.  
  8272. 1826
  8273. 01:37:25,715 --> 01:37:30,352
  8274. You get back to your family.
  8275. You tell 'em Wade says hi.
  8276.  
  8277. 1827
  8278. 01:37:30,354 --> 01:37:33,887
  8279. And promise me.
  8280. Promise me one thing.
  8281.  
  8282. 1828
  8283. 01:37:33,889 --> 01:37:35,455
  8284. That you'll start
  8285. judging people...
  8286.  
  8287. 1829
  8288. 01:37:35,457 --> 01:37:36,790
  8289. not by the color
  8290. of their skin,
  8291.  
  8292. 1830
  8293. 01:37:36,792 --> 01:37:39,460
  8294. but by the content
  8295. of their character.
  8296.  
  8297. 1831
  8298. 01:37:39,462 --> 01:37:41,364
  8299. - Jesus.
  8300. - R-Dog?
  8301.  
  8302. 1832
  8303. 01:37:43,199 --> 01:37:44,531
  8304. Look.
  8305.  
  8306. 1833
  8307. 01:37:44,533 --> 01:37:47,403
  8308. Family is not an F-word.
  8309.  
  8310. 1834
  8311. 01:37:47,938 --> 01:37:49,303
  8312. All right?
  8313.  
  8314. 1835
  8315. 01:37:49,305 --> 01:37:51,873
  8316. There's one out there for you.
  8317.  
  8318. 1836
  8319. 01:37:51,875 --> 01:37:53,644
  8320. Just keep looking, okay?
  8321.  
  8322. 1837
  8323. 01:37:56,479 --> 01:37:58,982
  8324. Guys, for a second there...
  8325.  
  8326. 1838
  8327. 01:38:00,250 --> 01:38:02,086
  8328. we made a pretty good team.
  8329.  
  8330. 1839
  8331. 01:38:06,456 --> 01:38:08,889
  8332. Can you see it?
  8333.  
  8334. 1840
  8335. 01:38:08,891 --> 01:38:11,528
  8336. Do you see
  8337. that beautiful bright light?
  8338.  
  8339. 1841
  8340. 01:38:12,796 --> 01:38:13,931
  8341. There it is.
  8342.  
  8343. 1842
  8344. 01:38:20,136 --> 01:38:21,369
  8345. Oh, that's the sun.
  8346.  
  8347. 1843
  8348. 01:38:21,371 --> 01:38:23,404
  8349. Don't stare
  8350. directly into that.
  8351.  
  8352. 1844
  8353. 01:38:23,406 --> 01:38:24,938
  8354. I just have a few final words.
  8355.  
  8356. 1845
  8357. 01:38:29,412 --> 01:38:31,715
  8358. <i>Do you want
  8359. to build a snowman?</i>
  8360.  
  8361. 1846
  8362. 01:39:47,957 --> 01:39:49,222
  8363. Sorry I'm late.
  8364.  
  8365. 1847
  8366. 01:39:49,224 --> 01:39:50,758
  8367. There was a bunch of
  8368.  
  8369. 1848
  8370. 01:39:50,760 --> 01:39:52,259
  8371. handicapable children
  8372. who were stuck in a tree.
  8373.  
  8374. 1849
  8375. 01:39:52,261 --> 01:39:53,630
  8376. - No.
  8377. - No.
  8378.  
  8379. 1850
  8380. 01:39:54,497 --> 01:39:57,598
  8381. - But I did have to help a kid.
  8382. - Yeah.
  8383.  
  8384. 1851
  8385. 01:39:57,600 --> 01:39:59,566
  8386. - He's got a terrible name.
  8387. - It's just awful.
  8388.  
  8389. 1852
  8390. 01:39:59,568 --> 01:40:00,770
  8391. - Ugh.
  8392. - I tried to tell him.
  8393.  
  8394. 1853
  8395. 01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:04,574
  8396. Is this heaven?
  8397.  
  8398. 1854
  8399. 01:40:05,274 --> 01:40:06,643
  8400. It is now.
  8401.  
  8402. 1855
  8403. 01:40:10,013 --> 01:40:11,547
  8404. I am so sorry.
  8405.  
  8406. 1856
  8407. 01:40:12,581 --> 01:40:13,983
  8408. It's okay.
  8409.  
  8410. 1857
  8411. 01:40:33,636 --> 01:40:35,639
  8412. I missed you so much.
  8413.  
  8414. 1858
  8415. 01:40:41,309 --> 01:40:43,045
  8416. What is it? What's wrong?
  8417.  
  8418. 1859
  8419. 01:40:44,982 --> 01:40:46,880
  8420. It's not time.
  8421.  
  8422. 1860
  8423. 01:40:46,882 --> 01:40:49,116
  8424. What do you mean
  8425. it's not time?
  8426.  
  8427. 1861
  8428. 01:40:49,118 --> 01:40:50,651
  8429. I'm here, I made it.
  8430.  
  8431. 1862
  8432. 01:40:50,653 --> 01:40:52,454
  8433. - You can't stay.
  8434. - No, no, no.
  8435.  
  8436. 1863
  8437. 01:40:52,456 --> 01:40:55,222
  8438. I'm staying. I'm not going
  8439. anywhere without you.
  8440.  
  8441. 1864
  8442. 01:40:55,224 --> 01:40:56,624
  8443. It's okay.
  8444.  
  8445. 1865
  8446. 01:40:56,626 --> 01:40:59,696
  8447. There's a time for us.
  8448. It's just not now.
  8449.  
  8450. 1866
  8451. 01:41:00,497 --> 01:41:03,066
  8452. - They need you.
  8453. - Who?
  8454.  
  8455. 1867
  8456. 01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:06,536
  8457. Your F-word.
  8458.  
  8459. 1868
  8460. 01:41:07,537 --> 01:41:08,837
  8461. Why?
  8462.  
  8463. 1869
  8464. 01:41:08,839 --> 01:41:10,873
  8465. You'll find out.
  8466.  
  8467. 1870
  8468. 01:41:11,573 --> 01:41:13,307
  8469. I love you.
  8470.  
  8471. 1871
  8472. 01:41:13,309 --> 01:41:14,711
  8473. I love you.
  8474.  
  8475. 1872
  8476. 01:41:17,113 --> 01:41:18,379
  8477. I know.
  8478.  
  8479. 1873
  8480. 01:41:18,381 --> 01:41:19,583
  8481. Now, go.
  8482.  
  8483. 1874
  8484. 01:41:20,649 --> 01:41:22,818
  8485. Go on. Go, get out of here.
  8486.  
  8487. 1875
  8488. 01:41:23,854 --> 01:41:24,855
  8489. Go.
  8490.  
  8491. 1876
  8492. 01:41:27,491 --> 01:41:28,692
  8493. Hey!
  8494.  
  8495. 1877
  8496. 01:41:31,361 --> 01:41:33,830
  8497. Kiss me like
  8498. you miss me, Red.
  8499.  
  8500. 1878
  8501. 01:41:34,331 --> 01:41:35,632
  8502. Well, come here.
  8503.  
  8504. 1879
  8505. 01:41:48,678 --> 01:41:51,212
  8506. Wait, hold the mustard.
  8507.  
  8508. 1880
  8509. 01:41:51,214 --> 01:41:52,445
  8510. - Are you crying?
  8511. - No.
  8512.  
  8513. 1881
  8514. 01:41:52,447 --> 01:41:53,780
  8515. - Yes, you are.
  8516. - No, I'm not.
  8517.  
  8518. 1882
  8519. 01:41:53,782 --> 01:41:55,717
  8520. You got emotion juice
  8521. coming out of your eye holes.
  8522.  
  8523. 1883
  8524. 01:41:55,719 --> 01:41:56,816
  8525. It's not me.
  8526. I'm not crying.
  8527.  
  8528. 1884
  8529. 01:41:56,818 --> 01:41:58,453
  8530. I think it's
  8531. this dusty soundstage.
  8532.  
  8533. 1885
  8534. 01:41:58,455 --> 01:41:59,521
  8535. - Oh, really?
  8536. - Or bedroom.
  8537.  
  8538. 1886
  8539. 01:41:59,523 --> 01:42:00,721
  8540. - It's a dusty bedroom.
  8541. - Thank you.
  8542.  
  8543. 1887
  8544. 01:42:00,723 --> 01:42:02,192
  8545. - That's normal.
  8546. - Let it out.
  8547.  
  8548. 1888
  8549. 01:42:03,492 --> 01:42:05,660
  8550. - I am crying.
  8551. - Yeah, you are.
  8552.  
  8553. 1889
  8554. 01:42:05,662 --> 01:42:07,395
  8555. And I'm caught off guard
  8556. 'cause the movie's so bad.
  8557.  
  8558. 1890
  8559. 01:42:07,397 --> 01:42:08,495
  8560. Complete garbage.
  8561.  
  8562. 1891
  8563. 01:42:08,497 --> 01:42:09,730
  8564. - It's very compelling.
  8565. - Yeah.
  8566.  
  8567. 1892
  8568. 01:42:09,732 --> 01:42:10,798
  8569. There's something that
  8570. really resonates for me.
  8571.  
  8572. 1893
  8573. 01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:12,002
  8574. It kinda gets you.
  8575.  
  8576. 1894
  8577. 01:42:13,870 --> 01:42:15,136
  8578. There is more.
  8579.  
  8580. 1895
  8581. 01:42:15,138 --> 01:42:17,606
  8582. I would love to read it
  8583. to you, Fred Savage.
  8584.  
  8585. 1896
  8586. 01:42:17,608 --> 01:42:20,540
  8587. "Once again, Wade picked up
  8588. the love of his life
  8589.  
  8590. 1897
  8591. 01:42:20,542 --> 01:42:22,345
  8592. <i>"in his approachably
  8593. shredded arms."</i>
  8594.  
  8595. 1898
  8596. 01:42:29,652 --> 01:42:31,020
  8597. It's all right.
  8598.  
  8599. 1899
  8600. 01:42:31,554 --> 01:42:32,989
  8601. I'll be waiting.
  8602.  
  8603. 1900
  8604. 01:42:34,256 --> 01:42:36,456
  8605. It's pretty
  8606. awesome up here.
  8607.  
  8608. 1901
  8609. 01:42:36,458 --> 01:42:38,726
  8610. I can have anything I want.
  8611.  
  8612. 1902
  8613. 01:42:38,728 --> 01:42:41,195
  8614. Can every day be
  8615. International Women's Day?
  8616.  
  8617. 1903
  8618. 01:42:41,197 --> 01:42:42,463
  8619. It is heaven.
  8620.  
  8621. 1904
  8622. 01:42:52,875 --> 01:42:54,307
  8623. Time to make the chimichangas.
  8624.  
  8625. 1905
  8626. 01:42:54,309 --> 01:42:55,375
  8627. 30 seconds.
  8628.  
  8629. 1906
  8630. 01:42:55,377 --> 01:42:56,611
  8631. Hey. Been meaning
  8632. to ask you...
  8633.  
  8634. 1907
  8635. 01:42:56,613 --> 01:42:59,045
  8636. what's with the creepy,
  8637. dirty hobo bear?
  8638.  
  8639. 1908
  8640. 01:42:59,047 --> 01:43:01,348
  8641. It's my daughter's
  8642. teddy bear.
  8643.  
  8644. 1909
  8645. 01:43:01,350 --> 01:43:02,749
  8646. Her name's Hope.
  8647.  
  8648. 1910
  8649. 01:43:02,751 --> 01:43:03,953
  8650. Well...
  8651.  
  8652. 1911
  8653. 01:43:04,854 --> 01:43:06,820
  8654. What are you doing?
  8655.  
  8656. 1912
  8657. 01:43:06,822 --> 01:43:08,423
  8658. Somebody swiped right.
  8659.  
  8660. 1913
  8661. 01:43:20,836 --> 01:43:23,838
  8662. Tell me they got that
  8663. in slow motion.
  8664.  
  8665. 1914
  8666. 01:43:26,708 --> 01:43:28,543
  8667. You sacrificed
  8668. yourself for me.
  8669.  
  8670. 1915
  8671. 01:43:28,545 --> 01:43:30,247
  8672. It would seem I...
  8673.  
  8674. 1916
  8675. 01:43:32,916 --> 01:43:33,917
  8676. Huh?
  8677.  
  8678. 1917
  8679. 01:43:34,649 --> 01:43:37,120
  8680. Genuine, high-grade lead.
  8681.  
  8682. 1918
  8683. 01:43:38,955 --> 01:43:42,123
  8684. You time-sliding
  8685. son of a bitch!
  8686.  
  8687. 1919
  8688. 01:43:42,125 --> 01:43:43,794
  8689. You did this for me?
  8690.  
  8691. 1920
  8692. 01:43:45,495 --> 01:43:48,596
  8693. Wait. You can't go back.
  8694.  
  8695. 1921
  8696. 01:43:48,598 --> 01:43:49,864
  8697. You used
  8698. the last of your fuel.
  8699.  
  8700. 1922
  8701. 01:43:49,866 --> 01:43:51,699
  8702. What about your girl,
  8703. your wife?
  8704.  
  8705. 1923
  8706. 01:43:51,701 --> 01:43:55,105
  8707. No, my family's safe.
  8708. And I didn't do it for you.
  8709.  
  8710. 1924
  8711. 01:43:56,506 --> 01:43:58,871
  8712. No, I'm gonna stick around
  8713. for a while...
  8714.  
  8715. 1925
  8716. 01:43:58,873 --> 01:43:59,940
  8717. and make sure the world
  8718.  
  8719. 1926
  8720. 01:43:59,942 --> 01:44:02,078
  8721. doesn't shit itself
  8722. into oblivion.
  8723.  
  8724. 1927
  8725. 01:44:02,644 --> 01:44:05,748
  8726. No. You did it for me.
  8727.  
  8728. 1928
  8729. 01:44:06,349 --> 01:44:07,749
  8730. No, I didn't.
  8731.  
  8732. 1929
  8733. 01:44:07,751 --> 01:44:09,116
  8734. - You did.
  8735. - I really didn't.
  8736.  
  8737. 1930
  8738. 01:44:09,118 --> 01:44:11,017
  8739. - Pretty sure you did.
  8740. - No, I'm positive I didn't.
  8741.  
  8742. 1931
  8743. 01:44:11,019 --> 01:44:12,887
  8744. Fine. All right,
  8745. let's flip a coin. Okay?
  8746.  
  8747. 1932
  8748. 01:44:12,889 --> 01:44:15,490
  8749. Heads, you did it for me.
  8750. Tails, you did it for me.
  8751.  
  8752. 1933
  8753. 01:44:15,492 --> 01:44:17,624
  8754. I'm not even gonna look,
  8755. because you did it for me.
  8756.  
  8757. 1934
  8758. 01:44:17,626 --> 01:44:20,428
  8759. - We must get the collar off.
  8760. - Forget it. It's no use.
  8761.  
  8762. 1935
  8763. 01:44:20,430 --> 01:44:21,695
  8764. These collars
  8765. don't just come off.
  8766.  
  8767. 1936
  8768. 01:44:21,697 --> 01:44:22,898
  8769. Wade.
  8770.  
  8771. 1937
  8772. 01:44:23,800 --> 01:44:25,833
  8773. I have an idea.
  8774.  
  8775. 1938
  8776. 01:44:25,835 --> 01:44:27,968
  8777. No, no, no!
  8778. Let's not do that. Please!
  8779.  
  8780. 1939
  8781. 01:44:27,970 --> 01:44:30,338
  8782. I'd rather die of cancer.
  8783. Let's just...
  8784.  
  8785. 1940
  8786. 01:44:30,340 --> 01:44:33,807
  8787. Oh, gosh! They do say the pen
  8788. is grosser than the sword.
  8789.  
  8790. 1941
  8791. 01:44:33,809 --> 01:44:36,177
  8792. We need the code.
  8793.  
  8794. 1942
  8795. 01:44:36,179 --> 01:44:37,945
  8796. Try, uh, seven?
  8797.  
  8798. 1943
  8799. 01:44:37,947 --> 01:44:39,646
  8800. Settle down,
  8801. Captain Lucky.
  8802.  
  8803. 1944
  8804. 01:44:39,648 --> 01:44:41,048
  8805. It's not gonna be one number.
  8806.  
  8807. 1945
  8808. 01:44:41,050 --> 01:44:42,319
  8809. Oh, God,
  8810. that's lazy writing.
  8811.  
  8812. 1946
  8813. 01:44:43,318 --> 01:44:44,787
  8814. I still got it.
  8815.  
  8816. 1947
  8817. 01:44:47,622 --> 01:44:49,893
  8818. Put that back
  8819. in your prison wallet.
  8820.  
  8821. 1948
  8822. 01:44:51,159 --> 01:44:53,127
  8823. I don't know
  8824. how to thank you.
  8825.  
  8826. 1949
  8827. 01:44:53,129 --> 01:44:55,262
  8828. But I do know
  8829. how to hug you.
  8830.  
  8831. 1950
  8832. 01:44:55,264 --> 01:44:56,563
  8833. - No.
  8834. - Yes.
  8835.  
  8836. 1951
  8837. 01:44:56,565 --> 01:44:58,199
  8838. Here we go. Bring it in.
  8839.  
  8840. 1952
  8841. 01:44:58,201 --> 01:44:59,299
  8842. Come on.
  8843.  
  8844. 1953
  8845. 01:44:59,301 --> 01:45:00,668
  8846. Pelvis to pelvis.
  8847.  
  8848. 1954
  8849. 01:45:00,670 --> 01:45:02,003
  8850. Let's go tummy to tummy.
  8851.  
  8852. 1955
  8853. 01:45:02,005 --> 01:45:04,672
  8854. There we go. The kids
  8855. call this tummying.
  8856.  
  8857. 1956
  8858. 01:45:05,774 --> 01:45:07,575
  8859. Is there a knife
  8860. in my lower extremity?
  8861.  
  8862. 1957
  8863. 01:45:07,577 --> 01:45:08,976
  8864. There's a knife
  8865. in your leg, yeah.
  8866.  
  8867. 1958
  8868. 01:45:08,978 --> 01:45:10,143
  8869. I'm just gonna
  8870. back up now.
  8871.  
  8872. 1959
  8873. 01:45:10,145 --> 01:45:11,712
  8874. - Yeah, yeah.
  8875. - No need to go full <i>Yentl.</i>
  8876.  
  8877. 1960
  8878. 01:45:11,714 --> 01:45:14,580
  8879. Gonna pretend
  8880. like that never happened.
  8881.  
  8882. 1961
  8883. 01:45:14,582 --> 01:45:16,286
  8884. Let's go home, Russell.
  8885.  
  8886. 1962
  8887. 01:45:20,055 --> 01:45:21,955
  8888. All you dirty mutants
  8889.  
  8890. 1963
  8891. 01:45:21,957 --> 01:45:24,592
  8892. are gonna rot in hell
  8893. with the boy!
  8894.  
  8895. 1964
  8896. 01:45:24,594 --> 01:45:27,695
  8897. Your souls are
  8898. beyond redemption!
  8899.  
  8900. 1965
  8901. 01:45:27,697 --> 01:45:28,963
  8902. Let's see your soul, perv!
  8903.  
  8904. 1966
  8905. 01:45:28,965 --> 01:45:31,865
  8906. No, no! No! No more!
  8907. We're better than that!
  8908.  
  8909. 1967
  8910. 01:45:31,867 --> 01:45:33,100
  8911. We're better than him!
  8912.  
  8913. 1968
  8914. 01:45:33,102 --> 01:45:35,870
  8915. No more senseless violence!
  8916. No more bloodshed!
  8917.  
  8918. 1969
  8919. 01:45:35,872 --> 01:45:37,570
  8920. We'll let karma
  8921. take care of him.
  8922.  
  8923. 1970
  8924. 01:45:37,572 --> 01:45:40,576
  8925. The day of reckoning is here!
  8926.  
  8927. 1971
  8928. 01:45:49,852 --> 01:45:52,085
  8929. I'm gonna miss him.
  8930. He seemed great.
  8931.  
  8932. 1972
  8933. 01:45:52,087 --> 01:45:53,053
  8934. Whoo!
  8935.  
  8936. 1973
  8937. 01:45:53,055 --> 01:45:56,391
  8938. Courage is my power!
  8939.  
  8940. 1974
  8941. 01:45:56,393 --> 01:45:58,159
  8942. I could hear you
  8943. coming the last 30 seconds.
  8944.  
  8945. 1975
  8946. 01:45:58,161 --> 01:45:59,994
  8947. I could barely keep
  8948. a straight face.
  8949.  
  8950. 1976
  8951. 01:45:59,996 --> 01:46:02,029
  8952. I want some more.
  8953.  
  8954. 1977
  8955. 01:46:02,031 --> 01:46:03,463
  8956. I bet you do, Brown Panther.
  8957.  
  8958. 1978
  8959. 01:46:03,465 --> 01:46:06,901
  8960. We should leave
  8961. before Fudgernaut wakes up.
  8962.  
  8963. 1979
  8964. 01:46:06,903 --> 01:46:09,268
  8965. Good call.
  8966. You guys coming with us?
  8967.  
  8968. 1980
  8969. 01:46:09,270 --> 01:46:11,472
  8970. No, we'll get the kids
  8971. back to the mansion.
  8972.  
  8973. 1981
  8974. 01:46:11,474 --> 01:46:12,905
  8975. Besides, we're X-Men.
  8976.  
  8977. 1982
  8978. 01:46:12,907 --> 01:46:15,709
  8979. No, you're X-People.
  8980.  
  8981. 1983
  8982. 01:46:15,711 --> 01:46:17,011
  8983. You're exhausting.
  8984.  
  8985. 1984
  8986. 01:46:17,013 --> 01:46:19,012
  8987. I see what you did there.
  8988. Puns.
  8989.  
  8990. 1985
  8991. 01:46:19,014 --> 01:46:20,280
  8992. Our door's always open.
  8993.  
  8994. 1986
  8995. 01:46:20,282 --> 01:46:22,316
  8996. That's kind, but I'm
  8997. not ready to date again,
  8998.  
  8999. 1987
  9000. 01:46:22,318 --> 01:46:23,320
  9001. let alone two women.
  9002.  
  9003. 1988
  9004. 01:46:24,153 --> 01:46:26,920
  9005. - Bye, Wade!
  9006. - Bye, Yukio!
  9007.  
  9008. 1989
  9009. 01:46:28,992 --> 01:46:30,090
  9010. <i>What do you get</i>
  9011.  
  9012. 1990
  9013. 01:46:30,092 --> 01:46:31,424
  9014. <i>when you take
  9015. eight feet of chrome...</i>
  9016.  
  9017. 1991
  9018. 01:46:31,426 --> 01:46:32,593
  9019. <i>one pinch of courage...</i>
  9020.  
  9021. 1992
  9022. 01:46:32,595 --> 01:46:33,828
  9023. <i>a cup of good luck...</i>
  9024.  
  9025. 1993
  9026. 01:46:33,830 --> 01:46:35,495
  9027. <i>a dab of racism...</i>
  9028.  
  9029. 1994
  9030. 01:46:35,497 --> 01:46:36,563
  9031. <i>a splash of diabetes...</i>
  9032.  
  9033. 1995
  9034. 01:46:36,565 --> 01:46:39,600
  9035. <i>and a wheelbarrow
  9036. full of stage four cancer?</i>
  9037.  
  9038. 1996
  9039. 01:46:39,602 --> 01:46:42,203
  9040. <i>Answer: a family.</i>
  9041.  
  9042. 1997
  9043. 01:46:42,205 --> 01:46:45,338
  9044. <i>See? I didn't lie
  9045. what kind of film this was.</i>
  9046.  
  9047. 1998
  9048. 01:46:45,340 --> 01:46:46,740
  9049. <i>If there's anything
  9050. you take away today...</i>
  9051.  
  9052. 1999
  9053. 01:46:46,742 --> 01:46:49,910
  9054. <i>other than the need to Google,
  9055. "What the heck is dubstep?"...</i>
  9056.  
  9057. 2000
  9058. 01:46:49,912 --> 01:46:53,349
  9059. <i>it's that we all need
  9060. to belong to someone.</i>
  9061.  
  9062. 2001
  9063. 01:48:46,662 --> 01:48:48,228
  9064. Okay, there we go.
  9065. Here we go.
  9066.  
  9067. 2002
  9068. 01:48:49,398 --> 01:48:53,133
  9069. After-credit scenes.
  9070. I love after-credit scenes.
  9071.  
  9072. 2003
  9073. 01:48:53,135 --> 01:48:54,468
  9074. They feel so private,
  9075. you know?
  9076.  
  9077. 2004
  9078. 01:48:54,470 --> 01:48:56,103
  9079. 'Cause it's just you in
  9080. the theater. Everyone's left.
  9081.  
  9082. 2005
  9083. 01:48:56,105 --> 01:48:57,404
  9084. Here's the curtain.
  9085. Peek, peek.
  9086.  
  9087. 2006
  9088. 01:48:57,406 --> 01:48:58,871
  9089. But you know something,
  9090. you know?
  9091.  
  9092. 2007
  9093. 01:48:58,873 --> 01:49:01,040
  9094. You stayed.
  9095.  
  9096. 2008
  9097. 01:49:18,126 --> 01:49:19,993
  9098. How something
  9099. so small generates
  9100.  
  9101. 2009
  9102. 01:49:19,995 --> 01:49:21,995
  9103. enough energy
  9104. to reverse time is...
  9105.  
  9106. 2010
  9107. 01:49:21,997 --> 01:49:24,030
  9108. Oh, just fix it, Eleven,
  9109.  
  9110. 2011
  9111. 01:49:24,032 --> 01:49:26,032
  9112. or I'll take it
  9113. to the Genius Bar.
  9114.  
  9115. 2012
  9116. 01:49:26,034 --> 01:49:27,802
  9117. Cable's gonna kill you
  9118. when he finds out.
  9119.  
  9120. 2013
  9121. 01:49:27,804 --> 01:49:28,869
  9122. Never heard of him.
  9123.  
  9124. 2014
  9125. 01:49:28,871 --> 01:49:30,440
  9126. Why do you think
  9127. I'm helping him?
  9128.  
  9129. 2015
  9130. 01:49:31,439 --> 01:49:34,776
  9131. The Lord works in
  9132. mysterious ways, don't I?
  9133.  
  9134. 2016
  9135. 01:49:34,778 --> 01:49:36,346
  9136. Have a good day.
  9137.  
  9138. 2017
  9139. 01:49:36,813 --> 01:49:38,411
  9140. Bye, Wade!
  9141.  
  9142. 2018
  9143. 01:49:38,413 --> 01:49:39,515
  9144. Bye, Yukio!
  9145.  
  9146. 2019
  9147. 01:49:40,748 --> 01:49:42,850
  9148. That was probably a bad idea.
  9149.  
  9150. 2020
  9151. 01:49:42,852 --> 01:49:44,284
  9152. What have we done?
  9153.  
  9154. 2021
  9155. 01:50:02,037 --> 01:50:04,070
  9156. I hope we sharpened
  9157. the cream cheese spreader.
  9158.  
  9159. 2022
  9160. 01:50:10,179 --> 01:50:11,748
  9161. I'll be right back!
  9162.  
  9163. 2023
  9164. 01:50:13,416 --> 01:50:16,453
  9165. We're definitely naming
  9166. our kid Cher!
  9167.  
  9168. 2024
  9169. 01:50:16,818 --> 01:50:17,821
  9170. Whoo!
  9171.  
  9172. 2025
  9173. 01:50:19,522 --> 01:50:20,855
  9174. Peter!
  9175.  
  9176. 2026
  9177. 01:50:20,857 --> 01:50:22,289
  9178. Whoo! X-Force!
  9179.  
  9180. 2027
  9181. 01:50:22,291 --> 01:50:25,359
  9182. Walk away! Just walk away!
  9183.  
  9184. 2028
  9185. 01:50:25,361 --> 01:50:27,328
  9186. - But we're X-Force!
  9187. - Nope, we're not!
  9188.  
  9189. 2029
  9190. 01:50:27,330 --> 01:50:28,962
  9191. X-Force is just
  9192. a marketing tool
  9193.  
  9194. 2030
  9195. 01:50:28,964 --> 01:50:30,097
  9196. designed by Fox executives...
  9197.  
  9198. 2031
  9199. 01:50:30,099 --> 01:50:31,965
  9200. to keep Josh Brolin employed.
  9201.  
  9202. 2032
  9203. 01:50:31,967 --> 01:50:33,334
  9204. It doesn't exist.
  9205.  
  9206. 2033
  9207. 01:50:33,336 --> 01:50:36,904
  9208. All right, well,
  9209. this has been pretty scary!
  9210.  
  9211. 2034
  9212. 01:50:36,906 --> 01:50:38,705
  9213. And I need to feed my cat.
  9214.  
  9215. 2035
  9216. 01:50:38,707 --> 01:50:41,141
  9217. Go home, Sugarbear. Go home.
  9218.  
  9219. 2036
  9220. 01:50:41,143 --> 01:50:44,547
  9221. Okay. Will you give
  9222. Domino my email?
  9223.  
  9224. 2037
  9225. 01:50:53,288 --> 01:50:55,425
  9226. Wade, is that you?
  9227.  
  9228. 2038
  9229. 01:50:57,727 --> 01:50:59,060
  9230. I guess Stryker finally
  9231.  
  9232. 2039
  9233. 01:50:59,062 --> 01:51:00,630
  9234. figured out
  9235. how to shut you up.
  9236.  
  9237. 2040
  9238. 01:51:07,036 --> 01:51:10,169
  9239. Hey! It's me!
  9240. Don't scratch!
  9241.  
  9242. 2041
  9243. 01:51:10,171 --> 01:51:12,838
  9244. Just cleaning up
  9245. the timelines!
  9246.  
  9247. 2042
  9248. 01:51:12,840 --> 01:51:14,544
  9249. Love you!
  9250.  
  9251. 2043
  9252. 01:51:16,578 --> 01:51:18,348
  9253. Welcome to
  9254. the big leagues, kid.
  9255.  
  9256. 2044
  9257. 01:51:22,818 --> 01:51:24,618
  9258. You're welcome, Canada.
  9259.  
  9260. 2045
  9261. 01:56:50,511 --> 01:56:52,747
  9262. "The end."
  9263.  
  9264. 2046
  9265. 01:56:54,049 --> 01:56:55,080
  9266. Just in time,
  9267.  
  9268. 2047
  9269. 01:56:55,082 --> 01:56:57,553
  9270. because I have lost almost
  9271. all feeling in my legs.
  9272.  
  9273. 2048
  9274. 01:56:59,688 --> 01:57:01,789
  9275. Ooh. No, they feel fine.
  9276.  
  9277. 2049
  9278. 01:57:01,791 --> 01:57:02,923
  9279. Can I go?
  9280.  
  9281. 2050
  9282. 01:57:02,925 --> 01:57:04,594
  9283. As you wish.
  9284.  
  9285. 2051
  9286. 01:57:06,560 --> 01:57:08,361
  9287. - That must feel good.
  9288. - Yes, thank you.
  9289.  
  9290. 2052
  9291. 01:57:08,363 --> 01:57:09,564
  9292. Yeah.
  9293.  
  9294. 2053
  9295. 01:57:11,733 --> 01:57:13,601
  9296. Come on. Whoa!
  9297. Easy, now. Hey.
  9298.  
  9299. 2054
  9300. 01:57:13,603 --> 01:57:15,401
  9301. Easy, now.
  9302. There you go. Come on.
  9303.  
  9304. 2055
  9305. 01:57:15,403 --> 01:57:17,103
  9306. Take it slow. Take it slow.
  9307. Baby steps.
  9308.  
  9309. 2056
  9310. 01:57:17,105 --> 01:57:18,737
  9311. I can't feel my legs.
  9312. I can't feel my legs!
  9313.  
  9314. 2057
  9315. 01:57:18,739 --> 01:57:20,039
  9316. I know. Yeah.
  9317.  
  9318. 2058
  9319. 01:57:20,041 --> 01:57:23,109
  9320. You've been asleep for
  9321. three days, buddy. Come on.
  9322.  
  9323. 2059
  9324. 01:57:23,111 --> 01:57:25,012
  9325. - Three days?
  9326. - Yeah! Three days.
  9327.  
  9328. 2060
  9329. 01:57:25,014 --> 01:57:26,579
  9330. I've been here
  9331. for three days?
  9332.  
  9333. 2061
  9334. 01:57:26,581 --> 01:57:27,981
  9335. - Yeah!
  9336. - Why so long?
  9337.  
  9338. 2062
  9339. 01:57:27,983 --> 01:57:29,316
  9340. - Oh!
  9341. - That's too long!
  9342.  
  9343. 2063
  9344. 01:57:29,318 --> 01:57:31,358
  9345. Uh, can somebody get
  9346. this guy a Starbucks?
  9347.  
  9348. 2064
  9349. 01:57:32,043 --> 01:57:37,043
  9350. Subtitles by <font color="#ff0000">explosiveskull</font>
  9351. Sync by <font color="#00ffff">GoldenBeard</font>
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