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- >It’s not everyday you get to see something like this
- >You’re Anonymous and you just opened your front door
- >There’s a familiar moth in your house, looking like a deer caught in headlights
- >With one of your shirts in her mouth
- >”Squeak...”
- >Squeak stares at you while frozen in place, before quickly dropping the shirt and taking flight, leaving behind a small cloud of dust as she runs away from your house
- >You look her go while coughing and then shake your head as you lift the shier from the floor
- >There’s a hole in it now and it’s wet from Squeaks saliva
- >”For fucks sake...”
- >You toss the shirt to the side and walk to your kitchen, you need a drink
- >It’s been a long day
- >As you walk into the kitchen there is the sound of a jar of honey dropping onto he floor
- >Hexferry is staring at you in shock and surprise
- “A-Anon... you’re home already...”
- >Is this shit really even happening or are you dreaming?
- >”Hexferry...just...what?”
- >Hexferry shifts her eyes around while blushing and starting to sweat
- “It’s... I’ve...”
- >Suddenly she takes flight as well towards your front door
- “It’s not like I like eating your honey or anything you baka!”
- >You look back at the mess of broken glass and honey on your kitchen floor and rub your temple
- >”I don’t even care anymore...”
- >You toss some paper on the mess and grab a beer from the fridge before making your way to your couch and flopping down on it
- >You crack open the can and take a long good sip, oh that hits the spot
- >But then you spit it out as you notice Virgo on top of your bookshelf, trying his hardest to not be seen
- >”Virgo, what the hell?”
- >Virgo blushes and rubs the back of his head while his antennae begin to droop a bit
- “Hahaha, hiya Anon, did not think you’d be home yet... I was just, you know...”
- >Virgo looks like he’s really cracking his brain to come up with something to say
- “...dusting your shelf! Yeah! I was just doing my very good friend a favor”
- >Virgo gives you a confident grin, but as he does so something falls from next to him onto the floor
- >You look at it
- >It’s one of your porn magazines, you have to do with them since no internet in Equestria
- >One of your porn magazines you usually have hidden in your bedroom
- >You give Virgo a glare
- >”Just get out”
- >Virgo just nods and flies out of your house
- >You rub your face before yelling out
- >”Any other mothponies in my house should leave right now!”
- >You hear some tumbling coming from upstairs, to be more precise from your bedroom
- >Soon enough Caramel and Golden Corral both come down, broths manes and tails looking a bit messy
- >They give you a little wave as they leave your house
- >Goddammit if they were doing what you thought they were doing up there you swear...
- >Suddenly you hear the toilet flush and Operator flutters out from your bathroom
- “Whew, A friendly warning Anon, don’t go there anytime soon”
- >You look at Operator while your eye twitches until he slams your door shut
- >...
- >You really need to get a lock
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