Anon - Moth eaten

>It’s not everyday you get to see something like this
>You’re Anonymous and you just opened your front door
>There’s a familiar moth in your house, looking like a deer caught in headlights
>With one of your shirts in her mouth
>”Squeak...”
>Squeak stares at you while frozen in place, before quickly dropping the shirt and taking flight, leaving behind a small cloud of dust as she runs away from your house
>You look her go while coughing and then shake your head as you lift the shier from the floor
>There’s a hole in it now and it’s wet from Squeaks saliva
>”For fucks sake...”
>You toss the shirt to the side and walk to your kitchen, you need a drink
>It’s been a long day
>As you walk into the kitchen there is the sound of a jar of honey dropping onto he floor
>Hexferry is staring at you in shock and surprise
“A-Anon... you’re home already...”
>Is this shit really even happening or are you dreaming?
>”Hexferry...just...what?”
>Hexferry shifts her eyes around while blushing and starting to sweat
“It’s... I’ve...”
>Suddenly she takes flight as well towards your front door
“It’s not like I like eating your honey or anything you baka!”
>You look back at the mess of broken glass and honey on your kitchen floor and rub your temple
>”I don’t even care anymore...”
>You toss some paper on the mess and grab a beer from the fridge before making your way to your couch and flopping down on it

>You crack open the can and take a long good sip, oh that hits the spot
>But then you spit it out as you notice Virgo on top of your bookshelf, trying his hardest to not be seen
>”Virgo, what the hell?”
>Virgo blushes and rubs the back of his head while his antennae begin to droop a bit
“Hahaha, hiya Anon, did not think you’d be home yet... I was just, you know...”
>Virgo looks like he’s really cracking his brain to come up with something to say
“...dusting your shelf! Yeah! I was just doing my very good friend a favor”
>Virgo gives you a confident grin, but as he does so something falls from next to him onto the floor
>You look at it
>It’s one of your porn magazines, you have to do with them since no internet in Equestria
>One of your porn magazines you usually have hidden in your bedroom
>You give Virgo a glare
>”Just get out”
>Virgo just nods and flies out of your house
>You rub your face before yelling out
>”Any other mothponies in my house should leave right now!”
>You hear some tumbling coming from upstairs, to be more precise from your bedroom
>Soon enough Caramel and Golden Corral both come down, broths manes and tails looking a bit messy
>They give you a little wave as they leave your house
>Goddammit if they were doing what you thought they were doing up there you swear...
>Suddenly you hear the toilet flush and Operator flutters out from your bathroom
“Whew, A friendly warning Anon, don’t go there anytime soon”
>You look at Operator while your eye twitches until he slams your door shut
>...
>You really need to get a lock