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- Action.
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- Cool.
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- Zoe, time for school!
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- I'm brushing my teeth!
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- So I get a call at seven in
- the morning. And they say oh
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- by the way, Zoe needs to bring
- three dozen cupcakes to school
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- for a play this afternoon.
- This is seven am THIS morning
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- you understand. I've got
- an order of studs arriving,
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- I got to be at the
- construction site by nine AM
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- so in my free time, sure,
- why not get in some baking?
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- Oh, and they got to be pink.
- <i>Everything is pink right now.</i>
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- Oscar!
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- Can I get a little help in here?
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- The waffles are burning.
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- Um, Sal?
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- There's blood dripping through
- the ceiling fixture again.
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- Zoe!
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- We re busy having
- a domestic disaster. Leave a message.
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- Um, hi Dad, it's Zilla.
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- I just wanted to call
- and see how you re doing.
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- Actually, I thought
- I might come home for a visit.
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- Just to say hi. So, you
- know, pick up the phone.
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- Zoe! If you lock this
- thing one more time I swear
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- I will cut it off
- with a power saw.
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- You know this is for
- emergency use only.
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- When someone is
- downstairs trying to murder you
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- you get to lock
- this door, not before.
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- Now I know you re in
- there. Come out of the closet.
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- Look at you.
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- It's the last day of school.
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- Can't you keep your
- uniform clean for ten seconds?
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- How does it reflect on me as a
- father if you show up to school
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- covered in blood every day?
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- Come on,
- let's get you in the shower.
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- Hi Dad, Zilla again.
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- Look, I'd really like to talk to
- you before I get home.
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- Actually, I have some news.
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- I'm not pregnant.
- And I haven't been arrested...
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- So keep that in mind
- when you hear my news, okay?
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- It's important to keep
- perspective about these things.
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- I can't believe all
- her school uniforms have
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- bloodstains on them.
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- Hey, it's not my fault.
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- 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,015
- Do I look like some
- kind of fashion expert?
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- There's a difference between
- identifying a fashion trend
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- and identifying
- a bloodstain, Oscar.
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- I forgot my costume!
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- I'm late.
- Can't you go on without it?
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- I can't be in a play
- without my costume.
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- It's the only thing we re
- doing today. Just the play.
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- I ll take her home.
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- No you won't. She ll show up in
- some kind of ghoul ensemble.
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- I ll go.
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- You forgot to bring your costume
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- or you forgot to
- make your costume?
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- You forgot the cupcakes.
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- Son of a...
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- Pink.
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- Dad?
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- Zilla?
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- What are you
- doing home from school?
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- We weren't expecting you.
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- Actually Dad,
- there's something I have to tell you.
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- You re pregnant.
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- You know, just because you
- and Mom got pregnant in college
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- doesn't mean everyone
- makes the same mistake.
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- Not in front of your sister.
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- So-so you re not...?
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- No. No chance whatsoever.
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- Oh. Good!
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- Well we re in a
- huge hurry here, honey
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- so maybe we can
- talk later this afternoon.
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- Dad,
- I really need to talk now.
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- I need raw meat.
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- In the fridge.
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- Are you having
- problems at school?
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- And the internship?
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- I, um-I turned that down.
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- That was a really
- good internship, Zilla.
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- How are you supposed to
- get into a good med school if.
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- Look Dad, if you re going to
- freak out about the internship
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- you re really not going to
- be able to handle my news.
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- There's more news?
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- So there's this kind of crazy,
- angry PTA mom on the phone?
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- And she says that they re
- missing 36 pink cupcakes.
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- She seems to be under the
- impression that you stole them.
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- Hi, Zilla.
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- Hi, Uncle Oscar.
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- Just-tell them
- they re on the way.
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- Could-could you just tell
- her? Frankly she's scary, bro.
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- Dad, we re going to be late!
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- Okay. Oscar, you take
- Zoe to school. Then call
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- the construction site and tell
- them we re going to be late.
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- Tell them there's been
- some kind of freak accident.
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- I ll tell them there's
- been a kite boarding collision.
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- Whatever.
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- How do you feel
- about helping me bake?
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- This is disgusting.
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- They don't have to taste good,
- honey, they just have to exist.
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- So what's your news?
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- Before I tell you, I want you to
- promise that you ll
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- be happy for me.
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- How can I promise that, honey?
- I don't know what the news is.
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- Well, it's something
- that makes me happy.
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- Well frankly, I don't
- know what makes you happy.
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- I mean, maybe you've always
- wanted to be a trapeze artist.
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- I'm not going to
- applaud you for leaving college
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- to join the circus.
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- Or maybe you met
- a handsome drug dealer.
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- I mean, just tell me
- what the news is honey.
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- Do you want me to guess?
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- Well, the second one is closer.
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- You re squeezing out
- all the frosting, Zilla.
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- Now I don't have any frosting.
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- Okay, let's just say
- hypothetically I promise to be
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- happy with your news.
- Hypothetically, in what category
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- would this news fall?
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- It would fall in
- the love category.
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- Oh God. That's
- worse than I thought.
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- ...And I'd like some of those
- orange ones with the sprinkles.
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- Not the round orange sprinkles.
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- The cylindrical
- orange sprinkles.
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- Excuse me, is this something
- that could possibly be sped up?
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- Because we re kind of in
- a time sensitive situation here.
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- Excuse me, but I think
- I have as much of a right to
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- personalize my confectionery
- choices as you do.
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- Oh, I'm not denying that right.
- It's just that, well, we have to
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- get three dozen pink cupcakes
- in the next sixty seconds
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- or I'm going to miss what's left
- of my daughter's school play.
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- Well, what kind of cupcakes?
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- We have raspberry strawberry,
- marionberry, red velvet.
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- Any kind!
- Just make them pink!
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- Now listen, Zilla. We have to
- go in there and see what's left
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- of your sister's play,
- and if you don't tell me
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- what your news is first,
- I will write you out of my will.
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- Fine. I'm getting married.
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- What?
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- Married? You re getting
- married? You are 21 years old.
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- 00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,666
- You married Mom
- when you were 19!
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- 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:36,002
- Oh, and that was a
- brilliant idea, wasn't it?
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- 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:40,106
- I mean, do you see your
- mother around anywhere?
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- Have you heard from
- her in the past eight years?
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- You wouldn't even
- know what tenderness was
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- 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,761
- if it weren't for
- your Uncle Oscar!
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- I knew you were going to
- freak out. That's why I didn't
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- 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,115
- tell you over the phone!
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- 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,220
- This is absolutely
- out of the question!
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- Sorry. Excuse me.
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- 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:14,774
- What's this play about, anyway?
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- American History.
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- 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:20,880
- Um, you missed
- most of the play.
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- 00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:23,348
- They just have the
- costume awards left.
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- 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,456
- You are still in college.
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- 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,459
- Is there some rule that college
- students can't be married?
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- Have you ever thought about how
- hard it will be to get through
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- med school if you
- have kids to raise?
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- That won't be a problem for us.
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- You can't necessarily plan
- these things, Zilla.
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- Birth control isn't
- always what it should be.
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- 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,840
- Thank you all for coming
- and joining us on this happy
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- family occasion.
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- I'd like to thank all the
- parents in the audience
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- for all the effort that you put
- into the baking and the costumes
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- and the students behind the
- curtain for all their hard work.
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- 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,534
- I'm sure they re
- ready for summer vacation.
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- 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,329
- In recognition of some of the
- costumes that really stood out
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- 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,832
- we would like to give
- out a few quick prizes.
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- 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,102
- The prize for the
- prettiest costume goes to
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- 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,838
- Mary Ann Percy as
- the Statue of Liberty.
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- 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:28,047
- Next, the prize for
- the coolest costume goes to
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- 00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:30,516
- Tyson Baker
- who came as a Rough Rider.
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- 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:41,493
- And, ah, our judges decided to
- give out a third prize this year
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- 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:49,200
- The award for the most
- disturbing costume goes to
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- 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,172
- Zoe Balicki who decided
- to come as a pilgrim
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- 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:57,276
- who has been..
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- Scalped.
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- Zoe, we have to
- applaud your creativity.
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- 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:17,363
- However, a quick reminder
- for Zoe's parents...
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- Including, ah, raw meat on an
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- elementary school costume is
- not considered strictly sanitary
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- 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,873
- And now, if the
- children will join me in
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- 00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,941
- singing our school song.
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- 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,151
- I didn't finish
- telling you my news.
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- 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,820
- I'm sorry, there's more?
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- 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:47,426
- I invited my fiancée's
- family over for dinner.
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- 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,094
- I want you to meet her.
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- 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,301
- Beg your pardon. Her?
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- 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:58,370
- I'm a lesbian, Dad.
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- 00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,371
- What?
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- I'm a lesbian!
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- 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,189
- So, this is how you
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- choose to share
- important news with the family
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- 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,295
- Just dumping it on
- us out of the blue.
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- 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:26,131
- Believe me, coming out in the
- middle of a grade school play
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- was not my ideal way of
- coming out of the closet either.
- 196
- 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,137
- Well, couldn't we have
- had a more gradual transition?
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- 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:34,540
- I mean, last I knew,
- you had a boyfriend.
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- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,042
- Yeah, isn't there
- supposed to be some like
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- I don't know, sexual
- experimentation first?
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- There has been.
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- Oh God.
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- 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,049
- Come on Dad,
- when's the last time you
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- 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,885
- actually saw me with a man?
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- 00:14:45,886 --> 00:14:48,953
- There was that guy you went
- to the Fire & Ice dance with.
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- 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,124
- Was that a woman?
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- 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,893
- No Uncle Oscar,
- that was Bobby Milton
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- 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,061
- and that was in
- the eighth grade.
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- 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,463
- What's going on?
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- 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,899
- Zilla's a lesbian now!
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- 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,301
- I've always been a
- lesbian, Uncle Oscar.
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- 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,104
- Well we re so sorry
- to offend you, Zilla.
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- 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,540
- We really apologize that your
- family's been too insensitive to
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- 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,610
- notice, possibly because
- you've always dated men.
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- I knew you wouldn't approve.
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- 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,382
- It's not that I
- disapprove, honey.
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- 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:20,451
- It's just... well,
- it's all very sudden.
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- 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,056
- Sal told me everything.
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- 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,591
- I brought you some chicken soup.
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- Okay...
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- 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,462
- You do understand
- that this is not like
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- 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,265
- a contagious disease that
- can be treated with soup, right?
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- 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,168
- And I brought
- some dresses for Zoe.
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- 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,270
- Hello, Marge.
- 224
- 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:42,107
- Sal. Troubled times.
- 225
- 00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:45,978
- This is what happens when
- girls are raised without mothers
- 226
- 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:48,080
- What, they become lesbians?
- 227
- 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:52,584
- And Zoe! I heard she made a
- sensation at the school play.
- 228
- 00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:53,719
- How do you know these things?
- 229
- 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,521
- I try to stay informed.
- 230
- 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,490
- I've said it a million times.
- You've got to take better care
- 231
- 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,093
- of these girls.
- You should remarry.
- 232
- 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:04,396
- And I've told you a
- million times, Marge
- 233
- 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,198
- I haven't met the right woman.
- 234
- 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,267
- Maybe you re secretly gay.
- 235
- 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,358
- Well, if it isn't
- the movie director.
- 236
- 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,694
- How's the horror film
- coming, Ms. Kubrick?
- 237
- 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,462
- Has my coffin arrived?
- 238
- 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,264
- It came yesterday.
- I still don't know what
- 239
- 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,149
- you want with a coffin.
- 240
- 00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,035
- Aren't you small, miniature
- people supposed to be in school?
- 241
- 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:17,786
- It's vacation.
- 242
- 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,538
- Then why aren't you out playing
- with your youthful peers?
- 243
- 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:20,639
- Don't you have any friends?
- 244
- 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,474
- Do you?
- 245
- 00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:23,642
- Touché.
- 246
- 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:24,810
- Where is it?
- 247
- 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:28,079
- In the back. I ll get it.
- 248
- 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,839
- This doesn't look real.
- 249
- 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,507
- It's for magic shows.
- 250
- 00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,581
- This is stupid.
- 251
- 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,249
- You order away, you pay.
- 252
- 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,858
- You hear about
- the horror contest?
- 253
- 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,793
- Hosted by the Film Foundation.
- 254
- 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,728
- Hundred dollars cash
- prize for whoever turns in
- 255
- 00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:18,297
- the best short horror film.
- 256
- 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,531
- When's the deadline?
- 257
- 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,634
- July 1st.
- 258
- 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:25,771
- It's for college kids, dummy!
- 259
- 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,839
- You ll never win.
- 260
- 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:37,449
- Okay, I think that we've
- all had enough time to think
- 261
- 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,685
- about this new
- situation and adjust.
- 262
- 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,421
- The important thing is that
- Lu's family is coming over for
- 263
- 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,556
- dinner and we need to
- get ready to greet them.
- 264
- 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,692
- What's this family like, dear?
- 265
- 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:49,461
- I guess they re sort of formal.
- 266
- 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,564
- Formal? Like, how formal?
- 267
- 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,700
- Well, they re
- conservatives from New York
- 268
- 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,335
- so Lu says they
- always dress for dinner.
- 269
- 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,738
- Dress in what?
- 270
- 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,876
- Like, in clothes? Cause
- we do that, we wear clothes.
- 271
- 00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,410
- The men wear ties.
- 272
- 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,545
- How many men?
- 273
- 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:09,414
- Um, Lu has three brothers,
- 274
- 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:13,452
- so I guess there ll be eleven.
- 275
- 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,287
- Eleven?
- 276
- 00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,890
- We don't have enough forks.
- 277
- 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:21,660
- Fancy conservative
- types always have extra forks.
- 278
- 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:25,197
- And they don't recycle.
- They hate environmentalists.
- 279
- 00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:26,431
- Well they re
- gonna love Portland.
- 280
- 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:27,799
- You guys, please!
- 281
- 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,902
- I'm asking you
- to do this for me.
- 282
- 00:19:29,903 --> 00:19:33,338
- Not because you support gays
- or conservatives or whatever.
- 283
- 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:36,407
- But because you
- love and care about me.
- 284
- 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,852
- If I start now, I can get
- three lasagnas in the oven.
- 285
- 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:51,423
- I ll make a salad and take the
- Greenpeace signs off the lawn.
- 286
- 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,891
- I will set the table.
- 287
- 00:19:56,930 --> 00:20:00,866
- Okay, you re a
- recently reincarnated
- 288
- 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:04,636
- emotionally confused werewolf
- who hasn't had anything to eat
- 289
- 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,939
- in ten centuries. Action!
- 290
- 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:28,327
- I think it needs more hunger.
- 291
- 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:31,797
- I have to go inside soon.
- I'm supposed to be studying.
- 292
- 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,733
- Francis, we re in the
- middle of a film shoot.
- 293
- 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,570
- I know, but I only got to come
- out because Grandma fell asleep.
- 294
- 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,506
- Don't you get summer
- break in home school?
- 295
- 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:43,976
- Grandma says
- summer break is for farmers.
- 296
- 00:20:43,977 --> 00:20:47,846
- She's not going to
- be thrilled about this lawn.
- 297
- 00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,617
- Okay, maybe we
- can speed things up.
- 298
- 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,953
- If we show the werewolf
- coming out of the coffin
- 299
- 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,022
- then we can get rid
- of the establishing shot.
- 300
- 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,693
- Action!
- 301
- 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,999
- Stupid thing.
- 302
- 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,184
- What's wrong with it?
- 303
- 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,370
- It's for magicians.
- I never should have ordered it.
- 304
- 00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,774
- Are you okay?
- 305
- 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:18,377
- I may be having
- an allergy attack.
- 306
- 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,646
- What are you allergic to?
- 307
- 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:24,315
- Grass, nuts, wheat, dairy, soy..
- 308
- 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:40,065
- It says here that the oyster
- fork goes next to the spoon.
- 309
- 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:42,034
- That can't be right.
- 310
- 00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,903
- We re not
- serving oysters, Oscar.
- 311
- 00:21:44,904 --> 00:21:47,839
- I'm going to go pick up
- Lu's family from the airport.
- 312
- 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,509
- I still can't believe
- they flew out for this.
- 313
- 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,743
- Where are they staying?
- 314
- 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,079
- I invited them to stay with us.
- 315
- 00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,080
- What?
- 316
- 00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,615
- You always told me to feel free
- 317
- 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,317
- to invite friends
- home from school!
- 318
- 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,419
- Yeah, friends.
- 319
- 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:03,755
- Not entire families of
- culturally conservative lesbians
- 320
- 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,956
- who want to marry my daughter!
- 321
- 00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,825
- It's like I told you.
- 322
- 00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:10,696
- Girls need a woman's touch
- or they turn out, different.
- 323
- 00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:14,066
- There's nothing different
- about my daughters, Marge.
- 324
- 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:17,335
- Dad, could you
- buy me a coffin?
- 325
- 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:22,474
- Um, no Zoe.
- 326
- 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,844
- Why would you want a coffin?
- 327
- 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,547
- I need one.
- 328
- 00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:33,051
- Zoe, only dead
- people need coffins.
- 329
- 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:36,388
- Here Zoe, come help
- me with the place cards.
- 330
- 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,390
- We re having
- company for dinner.
- 331
- 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,558
- Can I invite Francis?
- 332
- 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,075
- Sure.
- 333
- 00:22:41,076 --> 00:22:42,594
- Hey, she needs to
- take a shower first.
- 334
- 00:22:42,595 --> 00:22:46,731
- Zoe, go wash up and put
- on something more formal.
- 335
- 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:10,789
- Hello, Mrs.McGillicuddy.
- 336
- 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:12,524
- Is there something wrong?
- 337
- 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:16,762
- I ll say there's something
- wrong. My dog is missing.
- 338
- 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,530
- I'm sorry to hear that.
- 339
- 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:21,533
- I know your daughter had
- something to do with this.
- 340
- 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,535
- Zilla?
- 341
- 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:26,671
- The little one. With the fangs.
- 342
- 00:23:26,672 --> 00:23:31,742
- I'm sorry Mrs. McGillicuddy,
- but Zoe doesn't even like dogs.
- 343
- 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:35,147
- I didn't say she liked them.
- 344
- 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,516
- The way she looks at Fifi...
- 345
- 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,584
- Like that cannibal man.
- 346
- 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,953
- Hannibal Lecter.
- 347
- 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:47,024
- Mrs. McGillicuddy, I promise
- you Zoe did not eat your dog.
- 348
- 00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:51,462
- But we ll be sure to let you
- know if Fifi shows up, okay?
- 349
- 00:23:58,504 --> 00:23:59,871
- Weirdo.
- 350
- 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:01,573
- Who's the weirdo, Sal?
- 351
- 00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:04,642
- Your neighbor or your daughter?
- 352
- 00:24:41,581 --> 00:24:44,850
- Zoe, I said put on
- something more formal.
- 353
- 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:47,518
- Now hurry up,
- they re almost here.
- 354
- 00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:56,227
- Let's make sure everything
- goes well. For Zilla's sake.
- 355
- 00:25:10,109 --> 00:25:11,743
- Welcome!
- 356
- 00:25:11,744 --> 00:25:14,812
- We re so happy
- to finally meet you!
- 357
- 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,797
- So I said to Luna
- 358
- 00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:37,269
- sweetheart, I don't care
- if you marry a man a woman
- 359
- 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:40,839
- or one of those
- bizarre transgender types.
- 360
- 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,308
- All I want are grandchildren
- 361
- 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:45,644
- and with artificial
- insemination these days
- 362
- 00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,312
- that's entirely possible.
- 363
- 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:52,317
- I think Zilla wants to finish
- college before she has kids.
- 364
- 00:25:52,318 --> 00:25:54,986
- Well, naturally!
- 365
- 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,722
- But she won't
- want to wait too long.
- 366
- 00:25:57,723 --> 00:26:01,126
- I waited until I was older to
- have children and quite frankly
- 367
- 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:04,194
- I think something
- went wrong with my eggs.
- 368
- 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:09,166
- They re practically mutes.
- 369
- 00:26:11,704 --> 00:26:14,072
- So you re a gay couple?
- 370
- 00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:17,075
- Um, no.
- 371
- 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:21,346
- Mm mm, no no, we re
- not any kind of couple.
- 372
- 00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:24,649
- That would be an
- incestuous relationship.
- 373
- 00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,051
- We re brothers.
- 374
- 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,819
- Hmm.
- 375
- 00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:30,922
- You come off like a gay couple.
- 376
- 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,591
- Anyway
- 377
- 00:26:32,592 --> 00:26:35,860
- Have you thought about
- what kind of ceremony you want?
- 378
- 00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:39,064
- Well, I think we'd like
- something very small
- 379
- 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:42,167
- and informal... with just
- a few of our closest friends.
- 380
- 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:46,236
- Oh. Well that wouldn't
- be very festive, would it?
- 381
- 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:52,811
- Don't be afraid to
- splurge a little, sweetheart.
- 382
- 00:26:52,812 --> 00:26:57,282
- Geoffrey and I have decided
- we want to cover everything.
- 383
- 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:01,152
- We re delighted to
- do it, aren't we dear?
- 384
- 00:27:01,153 --> 00:27:02,787
- Ecstatic.
- 385
- 00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:04,823
- Well now, wait a minute.
- 386
- 00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:07,225
- Why should you pay?
- 387
- 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:10,128
- Well, it's traditional
- for the bride's family
- 388
- 00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:12,097
- to cover expenses.
- 389
- 00:27:12,098 --> 00:27:16,367
- Yes, but there
- are two brides here.
- 390
- 00:27:17,403 --> 00:27:19,938
- Well I just thought that because
- 391
- 00:27:19,939 --> 00:27:23,141
- we re really
- extremely supportive.
- 392
- 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,810
- Now hey, I don't
- think that's very fair.
- 393
- 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,412
- Sal was a little taken aback
- 394
- 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:29,114
- when Zilla said she
- wanted to get married
- 395
- 00:27:29,115 --> 00:27:30,782
- because she's so young.
- 396
- 00:27:30,783 --> 00:27:33,251
- That doesn't mean
- he's not supportive.
- 397
- 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,120
- He's very supportive.
- 398
- 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,187
- Are you?
- 399
- 00:27:39,392 --> 00:27:41,742
- Yes.
- 400
- 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:44,095
- Sal has raised these two
- little girls all on his own
- 401
- 00:27:44,096 --> 00:27:47,832
- and yes, he gets a little surly
- sometimes, don't get me wrong.
- 402
- 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,068
- He has a lot of weaknesses.
- 403
- 00:27:50,069 --> 00:27:54,305
- Frankly, he's terrifying if you
- wake him up early in the morning
- 404
- 00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:57,709
- and if you spill just a little
- bit of furniture varnish
- 405
- 00:27:57,710 --> 00:28:00,445
- in the laundry machine..
- 406
- 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:01,913
- Watch out.
- 407
- 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:02,814
- He's also...
- 408
- 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:05,817
- Ahem, thanks Oscar.
- 409
- 00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:11,022
- But overall he
- is a very good guy.
- 410
- 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,825
- And so if you want to
- have this competition of
- 411
- 00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:16,828
- who's the most supportive parent
- 412
- 00:28:16,829 --> 00:28:20,230
- I would like to nominate
- Sal as a very strong contender.
- 413
- 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,207
- I'm not competing.
- 414
- 00:28:29,208 --> 00:28:34,078
- We would be happy to
- host Lu and Zilla's wedding.
- 415
- 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,816
- And we ll do everything
- we can to make it special.
- 416
- 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:42,853
- Well if we host the
- wedding, we ll go all out.
- 417
- 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:47,959
- Couldn't you both
- host the wedding?
- 418
- 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,027
- Jointly?
- 419
- 00:28:50,429 --> 00:28:55,834
- I suppose we
- could consider that.
- 420
- 00:28:55,835 --> 00:28:59,804
- This is going to be
- the best wedding since
- 421
- 00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:02,173
- Prince William
- and Kate Middleton!
- 422
- 00:29:02,174 --> 00:29:03,174
- But we don't want.
- 423
- 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:04,843
- Now nonsense, sweetheart.
- 424
- 00:29:04,844 --> 00:29:08,113
- Everyone says they
- don't want a big wedding
- 425
- 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:10,982
- but I know it's
- every girl's dream.
- 426
- 00:29:10,983 --> 00:29:16,053
- And I know it's hard to plan a
- wedding without your mother.
- 427
- 00:29:16,422 --> 00:29:19,457
- But I've always
- wanted another daughter
- 428
- 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:23,261
- and it doesn't look like I ll be
- acquiring one via these buffoons
- 429
- 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:26,431
- any time soon.
- 430
- 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:29,000
- I'd be honored
- 431
- 00:29:29,001 --> 00:29:31,468
- if you'd try to think
- of me in that role.
- 432
- 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:34,939
- I ll be your new mother.
- 433
- 00:29:35,975 --> 00:29:38,543
- Mr. Balicki.
- 434
- 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:41,812
- I want you to
- know that I found Fifi.
- 435
- 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,820
- Shorn.
- 436
- 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,488
- Humiliated.
- 437
- 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:52,556
- In hiding..
- 438
- 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,560
- Sweetheart.
- 439
- 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,446
- Zoe.
- 440
- 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:19,017
- Did you..
- 441
- 00:30:19,018 --> 00:30:22,921
- Shave this dog?
- 442
- 00:30:22,922 --> 00:30:26,424
- No...
- 443
- 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:30,494
- I used your gardening shears.
- 444
- 00:30:32,031 --> 00:30:33,998
- That's it.
- 445
- 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,367
- I don't know what's
- gotten into you lately but
- 446
- 00:30:36,368 --> 00:30:41,039
- all this horror stuff
- is getting too weird.
- 447
- 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:41,940
- Give me that camera.
- 448
- 00:30:41,941 --> 00:30:42,941
- But Dad...
- 449
- 00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:46,009
- I'm serious.
- Hand it over.
- 450
- 00:30:49,515 --> 00:30:52,050
- No more horror films.
- 451
- 00:30:52,051 --> 00:30:55,118
- If you want to film
- something you can film..
- 452
- 00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:01,960
- Your sister's wedding.
- 453
- 00:31:01,961 --> 00:31:04,027
- Nothing else.
- 454
- 00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,414
- Aaaaahhh!
- 455
- 00:32:28,447 --> 00:32:30,448
- I need you to be
- here in ten minutes
- 456
- 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:33,284
- with your werewolf costume
- and a carton of denture wax.
- 457
- 00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,086
- I ll see if I can
- skip chess practice.
- 458
- 00:32:35,087 --> 00:32:36,421
- But how come it's so important?
- 459
- 00:32:36,422 --> 00:32:38,222
- Okay.
- 460
- 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:40,024
- You know those severed fingers
- I was marinating in the fridge?
- 461
- 00:32:40,025 --> 00:32:42,042
- Yeah.
- 462
- 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:44,062
- Well, Lu's mother came
- downstairs dressed as a ghoul.
- 463
- 00:32:44,063 --> 00:32:45,964
- Why would she
- be dressed as a ghoul?
- 464
- 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:47,565
- I don't know, but she was.
- 465
- 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:51,502
- And she saw
- the fingers and screamed.
- 466
- 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:55,106
- So I realized that
- we can make a horror film
- 467
- 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:59,176
- without anybody realizing
- that they re in the horror film.
- 468
- 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:04,182
- I'm... so confused right now.
- 469
- 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:07,250
- Never mind. Just come
- over and I ll explain later.
- 470
- 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,325
- Did you sleep well?
- 471
- 00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,828
- Yeah.
- 472
- 00:33:17,829 --> 00:33:21,332
- There were a couple things
- under the cushions, but..
- 473
- 00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,001
- Once I took them
- out, I slept great.
- 474
- 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,005
- Oh God.
- 475
- 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,707
- Could you avoid the
- public displays of affection?
- 476
- 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:30,708
- We re eating.
- 477
- 00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,543
- We just got engaged, Dad.
- 478
- 00:33:32,544 --> 00:33:34,545
- Be grateful we re not
- making out on the coffee table.
- 479
- 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:36,681
- Yes, thank you for that.
- 480
- 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,549
- I couldn't help noticing
- 481
- 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,286
- that the pickle jar is full of..
- 482
- 00:33:42,287 --> 00:33:43,287
- Fingers.
- 483
- 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:46,024
- Oh yeah. That's Zoe.
- 484
- 00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:49,427
- My advice would be if you re
- squeamish about anything like
- 485
- 00:33:49,428 --> 00:33:51,396
- severed body parts..
- 486
- 00:33:51,397 --> 00:33:54,065
- Never open the fridge.
- 487
- 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:57,235
- Eat canned food.
- 488
- 00:33:57,236 --> 00:34:00,254
- Well..
- 489
- 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:03,274
- This is going to
- be a marvelous day!
- 490
- 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:06,310
- Wedding dress shopping!
- 491
- 00:34:06,311 --> 00:34:07,678
- Wedding dress shopping?
- 492
- 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:10,148
- If Mom can
- incorporate shopping
- 493
- 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,283
- into her daily
- routine, she will.
- 494
- 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:16,054
- Shopping for that kind of girly
- stuff really makes me nervous.
- 495
- 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:19,190
- All those perfume smells..
- And the makeup counter..
- 496
- 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:22,260
- Well, we only have a
- month to plan the wedding.
- 497
- 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:25,063
- Dresses take time.
- 498
- 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:28,499
- Are you sure you
- don't want to rethink.
- 499
- 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,168
- Mom.
- 500
- 00:34:30,169 --> 00:34:33,571
- The wedding has to be in June.
- 501
- 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,606
- My residency starts in July.
- 502
- 00:34:35,607 --> 00:34:37,542
- Saturday June 30th
- 503
- 00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,110
- end of story.
- 504
- 00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:41,746
- Then shopping is
- definitely in order.
- 505
- 00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:46,817
- In fact, we'd better shop
- for the entire bridal party!
- 506
- 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:52,090
- Will you be joining us?
- 507
- 00:34:52,091 --> 00:34:57,127
- Um, no. Thank you for the
- thought. I have to work.
- 508
- 00:34:57,429 --> 00:35:02,499
- Oscar will be going
- along to represent the family.
- 509
- 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:08,106
- You don't work?
- 510
- 00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:11,142
- Um, I would say I'm temporarily
- 511
- 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:15,446
- on a leave of
- absence from official duties.
- 512
- 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,348
- You re unemployed.
- 513
- 00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,817
- This is Portland.
- Unemployment is more like...
- 514
- 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:25,756
- an art form.
- 515
- 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:28,392
- Can I come shopping?
- 516
- 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:31,662
- I'm sorry,
- you want to go shopping?
- 517
- 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:34,298
- And since we ll be
- doing wedding stuff
- 518
- 00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:38,803
- I ll need my camera.
- 519
- 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,872
- I can shoot
- the wedding planning.
- 520
- 00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:42,406
- Like a documentary.
- 521
- 00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:46,511
- Documentaries are educational.
- 522
- 00:35:46,512 --> 00:35:49,413
- Fine.
- 523
- 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:52,416
- But I don't want any
- weird horror stuff, alright?
- 524
- 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:53,851
- Have you thought about
- 525
- 00:35:53,852 --> 00:35:56,687
- who's going to be
- in your bridal party?
- 526
- 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,106
- Oh yes.
- 527
- 00:35:59,107 --> 00:36:01,526
- Well of course Matt, Mark
- and John will be on Lu's side.
- 528
- 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:04,262
- And on my side I ll have my
- two best friends from Portland
- 529
- 00:36:04,263 --> 00:36:05,429
- Pat and Angie.
- 530
- 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,832
- And Zoe's going
- to be my flower girl!
- 531
- 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,514
- You re Pat.
- 532
- 00:36:23,515 --> 00:36:24,682
- Patrick.
- 533
- 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,551
- It's so nice to meet you.
- 534
- 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:30,922
- Oh, no. Sorry guys,
- but I promised your dad.
- 535
- 00:36:30,923 --> 00:36:33,590
- No more horror stuff.
- 536
- 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:54,245
- How much to
- unlock the rental car?
- 537
- 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,714
- How about ten bucks?
- 538
- 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,649
- We don't have that much.
- 539
- 00:36:58,650 --> 00:37:00,718
- Maybe you could earn it.
- 540
- 00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,486
- What would we have to do?
- 541
- 00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:05,923
- I think a good prank would be a
- timely diversion right about now
- 542
- 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,658
- I don't know any pranks.
- 543
- 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:10,727
- You ll have to think of one.
- 544
- 00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:15,616
- Okay.
- 545
- 00:37:15,617 --> 00:37:18,269
- What if we go into the shop
- and hide everybody's clothes?
- 546
- 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,338
- And when they re done
- trying on wedding stuff,
- 547
- 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:25,676
- all their clothes will be
- gone and everyone will scream.
- 548
- 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,744
- You re on.
- 549
- 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:44,428
- There's my little flower girl!
- 550
- 00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,496
- We've got to get you
- into your dress, dear.
- 551
- 00:37:58,377 --> 00:38:00,978
- Um, where do I put my clothes?
- 552
- 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:04,047
- We can put them in
- a garment bag for you, dear.
- 553
- 00:38:36,615 --> 00:38:39,850
- Alright, I did it.
- Now give me the keys.
- 554
- 00:38:39,851 --> 00:38:41,652
- Nice dress.
- 555
- 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,554
- I'd keep the
- comments about the dress
- 556
- 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:46,022
- to a minimum if I were you.
- 557
- 00:38:53,432 --> 00:38:56,567
- Okay. The werewolf
- just climbed out of his coffin
- 558
- 00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,070
- and he's wandering
- around town lonely.
- 559
- 00:38:59,071 --> 00:39:01,438
- He wants friends.
- 560
- 00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:03,808
- But no one will be friends with
- him because he's a monster.
- 561
- 00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:07,745
- The only way he can make friends
- is if they become monsters too.
- 562
- 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,413
- So he has to bite someone.
- 563
- 00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:12,917
- Action.
- 564
- 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:16,487
- Now that is adorable.
- 565
- 00:39:16,488 --> 00:39:20,591
- Oh, and what about this one?
- 566
- 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:23,527
- Would you like to
- try a mother-of-the-bride dress?
- 567
- 00:39:23,528 --> 00:39:26,730
- Ooh, that would be lovely!
- 568
- 00:39:32,671 --> 00:39:34,705
- I don't know,
- it's kind of dumpy.
- 569
- 00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:35,906
- I don't feel like any of these
- 570
- 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:43,080
- really capture my
- true personality.
- 571
- 00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,482
- You have to get higher up.
- 572
- 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:07,638
- But this would
- look lovely on you!
- 573
- 00:40:07,639 --> 00:40:10,474
- Mom, you know
- I don't wear dresses.
- 574
- 00:40:10,475 --> 00:40:12,977
- You don't normally
- get married either Lu
- 575
- 00:40:12,978 --> 00:40:15,579
- but I was hoping you
- could make an exception
- 576
- 00:40:15,580 --> 00:40:18,449
- for the most
- elaborate day of your life.
- 577
- 00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,551
- Now darling
- 578
- 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:24,721
- this would look
- absolutely fabulous on you.
- 579
- 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:32,963
- Doesn't it just leave
- you at a loss for words?
- 580
- 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:34,031
- Yes.
- 581
- 00:40:34,032 --> 00:40:36,801
- Now this is me.
- 582
- 00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,904
- Excuse me,
- but that is out of the question.
- 583
- 00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:43,174
- We are planning a
- classic, black tie wedding.
- 584
- 00:40:43,175 --> 00:40:44,208
- Oh, in Portland?
- 585
- 00:40:44,209 --> 00:40:46,777
- I don't think I own a black tie.
- 586
- 00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:49,547
- Well, it's your niece's
- wedding. You can buy one.
- 587
- 00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,116
- If Pat gets to wear
- that, I want to wear this.
- 588
- 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,517
- Picture it with combat boots.
- 589
- 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:55,119
- Absolutely not.
- 590
- 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,188
- What we re going to need for
- her is something with sleeves.
- 591
- 00:40:57,189 --> 00:40:58,955
- Excuse me
- 592
- 00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,724
- but I feel like my accoutrement
- preferences are not being..
- 593
- 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,742
- Respected?
- 594
- 00:41:02,743 --> 00:41:04,762
- I mean, I'm wearing pants.
- Why can't he wear a dress?
- 595
- 00:41:04,763 --> 00:41:08,532
- How come she gets to
- wear pants and I don't?
- 596
- 00:41:08,533 --> 00:41:12,036
- Hey. You re at a here, and I
- need to see you at a here.
- 597
- 00:41:12,037 --> 00:41:13,737
- I'd also be willing to wear
- the blue taffeta
- 598
- 00:41:13,738 --> 00:41:15,138
- with rhinestones.
- 599
- 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:16,540
- Maybe everyone
- should wear all black.
- 600
- 00:41:16,541 --> 00:41:18,843
- Ordinarily I think
- rhinestones are super tacky
- 601
- 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:20,678
- but this is a wedding,
- and we have to sparkle.
- 602
- 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,146
- Who are you, Liberace?
- 603
- 00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:24,482
- I just want everyone
- to feel comfortable..
- 604
- 00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:27,317
- Comfortable? In that?
- 605
- 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,154
- Hey, I saw this exact same
- look in the June issue of Vogue.
- 606
- 00:41:30,155 --> 00:41:31,822
- On a man or a woman?
- 607
- 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:33,257
- I told you
- we should have eloped.
- 608
- 00:41:33,258 --> 00:41:34,992
- I volunteer to wear a tuxedo
- 609
- 00:41:34,993 --> 00:41:36,894
- to balance out Pat's
- slutty barmaid costume.
- 610
- 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,863
- It's not a slutty
- barmaid costume
- 611
- 00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:40,064
- it's a gown!
- 612
- 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,500
- I am not wearing a dress!
- 613
- 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:47,505
- This is not just choose
- your favorite gender day!
- 614
- 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:49,873
- There are RULES.
- 615
- 00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,812
- Where are the garment bags?
- 616
- 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,247
- The ones in the shipping closet?
- 617
- 00:41:56,248 --> 00:41:58,883
- I sent them out on the
- delivery truck half an hour ago.
- 618
- 00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,985
- I didn't hang them
- in the shipping closet.
- 619
- 00:42:00,986 --> 00:42:02,920
- I hung them in
- the dressing rooms.
- 620
- 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:04,955
- Those were not gowns.
- 621
- 00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:07,591
- Those were everyone's clothes!
- 622
- 00:42:07,592 --> 00:42:09,026
- Action!
- 623
- 00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:12,095
- Grrrrraaaaauuuuuugggghhhh!!!
- 624
- 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:21,272
- Aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
- 625
- 00:42:21,273 --> 00:42:24,942
- Get off of me! Get off of me
- get off of me, get off of me
- 626
- 00:42:24,943 --> 00:42:27,678
- I will put you
- in your grave, little man!
- 627
- 00:42:27,679 --> 00:42:29,746
- Mom! Mom!
- 628
- 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:40,156
- I will win! I will win..
- 629
- 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:52,635
- The damage comes to
- $5,000 in ruined property.
- 630
- 00:43:22,767 --> 00:43:25,035
- You can't even go
- wedding dress shopping
- 631
- 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:26,971
- without getting arrested?
- 632
- 00:43:26,972 --> 00:43:30,808
- It was a
- complicated situation, bro.
- 633
- 00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:32,710
- Oscar.
- 634
- 00:43:32,711 --> 00:43:35,212
- I asked you to
- represent the family's interests
- 635
- 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:38,281
- and they ended up<i> in jail.</i>
- 636
- 00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:49,760
- Roar! Rar!
- 637
- 00:43:49,761 --> 00:43:53,830
- Aaaaaaahhh!!! What is-Ack! Eek!
- 638
- 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,770
- Rar!
- 639
- 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,838
- Aaaaaaahhh.
- 640
- 00:44:13,918 --> 00:44:17,221
- Roaaaar!
- 641
- 00:44:17,222 --> 00:44:19,288
- Aaaaaaahhh!!!
- 642
- 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,888
- Roaaauuughhh!
- 643
- 00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:21,952
- Rooaaaauurr!
- 644
- 00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:24,387
- Aaaaaaaaahh!
- 645
- 00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:08,966
- I mean it's got to be
- about a wedding, right?
- 646
- 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:11,802
- We re only allowed
- to shoot wedding stuff.
- 647
- 00:46:11,803 --> 00:46:14,505
- So the werewolf goes into
- this wedding shop trying to
- 648
- 00:46:14,506 --> 00:46:17,941
- bite people and
- he looks up and sees a bride.
- 649
- 00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:21,445
- And he falls in love.
- 650
- 00:46:21,446 --> 00:46:23,246
- I don't know..
- 651
- 00:46:23,247 --> 00:46:25,048
- Falling in love
- isn't as cool as biting people.
- 652
- 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:28,018
- Francis, of course
- he's going to bite people
- 653
- 00:46:28,019 --> 00:46:29,987
- but there's got to be a plot.
- 654
- 00:46:29,988 --> 00:46:33,056
- We can't be too picky,
- the deadline's in three weeks.
- 655
- 00:46:33,057 --> 00:46:35,526
- I don't see why they have
- to get married in a church.
- 656
- 00:46:35,527 --> 00:46:38,829
- I've always dreamed of seeing
- my daughter married in a church.
- 657
- 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:41,198
- Besides,
- weddings should be religious.
- 658
- 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:42,533
- We re Jewish.
- 659
- 00:46:42,534 --> 00:46:44,201
- Non-practicing.
- 660
- 00:46:44,202 --> 00:46:46,586
- Fine.
- 661
- 00:46:46,587 --> 00:46:48,972
- So find a rabbi who's willing to
- perform a same-sex marriage
- 662
- 00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:51,508
- for non-practicing Jews,
- and he can be there too.
- 663
- 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:53,977
- I found the perfect church.
- 664
- 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,512
- They re non-denominational,
- 665
- 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:58,581
- and they simply love the gays.
- 666
- 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,486
- Why is Francis here?
- 667
- 00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,955
- Why is Francis always here?
- 668
- 00:47:04,956 --> 00:47:07,057
- Francis, why are you
- wearing this thing?
- 669
- 00:47:07,058 --> 00:47:08,392
- I thought you were allergic.
- 670
- 00:47:08,393 --> 00:47:10,194
- I have to practice, Mr. B.
- 671
- 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:11,929
- Well if you re coming
- to the church with us
- 672
- 00:47:11,930 --> 00:47:13,463
- you need to
- at least take the mask off.
- 673
- 00:47:13,464 --> 00:47:16,032
- It's not appropriate.
- 674
- 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:21,238
- Yeah, put it back on.
- 675
- 00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,974
- I think it's fair to say
- Mom won yesterday's brawl.
- 676
- 00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:26,577
- Matt, honestly
- it wasn't a brawl.
- 677
- 00:47:26,578 --> 00:47:29,079
- It was a simple
- miscommunication.
- 678
- 00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,082
- I couldn't help noticing
- that I was being strangled
- 679
- 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,017
- so I reacted defensively.
- 680
- 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,886
- All's well that ends well.
- 681
- 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:38,455
- You consider doing jail time
- ending well, do you?
- 682
- 00:47:38,456 --> 00:47:40,891
- Well, we got what we came for.
- 683
- 00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:43,994
- The dresses were purchased,
- you could say we broke them in
- 684
- 00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:47,097
- and Zilla and
- Zoe will look lovely.
- 685
- 00:47:47,098 --> 00:47:49,032
- As for the bridesmaids.
- 686
- 00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:52,169
- I simply plan not to look at
- that half of the wedding photos.
- 687
- 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:55,238
- Where is Zilla? It's time to go.
- 688
- 00:47:58,076 --> 00:47:59,943
- You know..
- 689
- 00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:01,511
- This dress we picked out..
- 690
- 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:04,081
- It's not really my style.
- 691
- 00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:05,649
- I know it's not.
- 692
- 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:09,286
- I thought it was
- some secret inner girliness
- 693
- 00:48:09,287 --> 00:48:11,922
- coming out
- after all these years.
- 694
- 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:16,927
- No, it's just...
- Your mom really liked it.
- 695
- 00:48:16,928 --> 00:48:20,063
- It's our wedding.
- If you don't like it, return it.
- 696
- 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,531
- I don't want to
- hurt your mother's feelings.
- 697
- 00:48:23,101 --> 00:48:25,669
- Well, if you care more
- about what other people think
- 698
- 00:48:25,670 --> 00:48:28,938
- than being who
- you are, then wear it.
- 699
- 00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:36,380
- I don't get it, Zill. Either you
- wear the dress or you return it.
- 700
- 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:39,449
- Those are your
- only two options, right?
- 701
- 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:41,517
- Right.
- 702
- 00:48:42,186 --> 00:48:45,254
- So what's the big deal?
- 703
- 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:53,412
- What is this?
- 704
- 00:48:53,413 --> 00:48:56,366
- Oh, it's Portland. People
- like to let each other go first.
- 705
- 00:48:56,367 --> 00:48:57,401
- You go first.
- 706
- 00:48:57,402 --> 00:49:00,437
- No, you go first..
- 707
- 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:03,240
- No, no, you go first.
- 708
- 00:49:03,241 --> 00:49:04,675
- Son of a bitch.
- 709
- 00:49:04,676 --> 00:49:05,676
- You go first.
- 710
- 00:49:05,677 --> 00:49:06,710
- You go first!
- 711
- 00:49:06,711 --> 00:49:08,945
- I won't!
- 712
- 00:49:12,016 --> 00:49:15,352
- Well! You are
- going to love this church.
- 713
- 00:49:15,353 --> 00:49:17,621
- It is absolutely charming.
- 714
- 00:49:17,622 --> 00:49:20,991
- I'm not really sure about
- getting married in a church..
- 715
- 00:49:20,992 --> 00:49:23,360
- I always imagined
- an outdoor wedding.
- 716
- 00:49:23,361 --> 00:49:25,362
- Well they have
- very large windows.
- 717
- 00:49:25,363 --> 00:49:28,565
- So that's almost
- like being outside.
- 718
- 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:32,035
- So, the werewolf
- falls in love with the bride.
- 719
- 00:49:32,036 --> 00:49:34,471
- What would he do next?
- 720
- 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:38,175
- Would he maybe eat something?
- 721
- 00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:40,210
- No, that's not what people
- do when they re in love.
- 722
- 00:49:40,211 --> 00:49:42,612
- They recite poetry and stuff.
- 723
- 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:44,414
- But you re not
- ready to do that yet
- 724
- 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:46,083
- because you have a problem...
- 725
- 00:49:46,084 --> 00:49:48,652
- The bride's in love
- with someone else.
- 726
- 00:49:48,653 --> 00:49:51,021
- So here's your
- mission in the church.
- 727
- 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:53,156
- Make Zilla break up with Lu
- 728
- 00:49:53,157 --> 00:49:56,559
- and fall in
- love with you instead.
- 729
- 00:50:00,498 --> 00:50:01,999
- It is nice.
- 730
- 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,066
- See?
- 731
- 00:50:24,155 --> 00:50:26,289
- Welcome!
- 732
- 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:28,425
- I'm Pastor Bob and
- this is my wife, Earth.
- 733
- 00:50:28,426 --> 00:50:30,160
- You must be joking.
- 734
- 00:50:30,161 --> 00:50:33,730
- No. My kids
- call me Mother Earth.
- 735
- 00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:35,766
- Her parents were hippies.
- 736
- 00:50:35,767 --> 00:50:38,235
- Apparently it's genetic.
- 737
- 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:43,240
- This is my daughter
- Luna and Zilla, her future...
- 738
- 00:50:43,241 --> 00:50:46,510
- ...What would you
- call it, partner? Helpmate?
- 739
- 00:50:46,511 --> 00:50:48,111
- Wife.
- 740
- 00:50:48,112 --> 00:50:49,579
- Oh, just like us!
- 741
- 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:52,416
- Yes, just like regular people.
- 742
- 00:50:52,417 --> 00:50:56,153
- Oh my God, I've never been
- inside an actual church before.
- 743
- 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:57,587
- This is adorable!
- 744
- 00:50:57,588 --> 00:50:59,723
- Zilla and Lu could
- get married right now.
- 745
- 00:50:59,724 --> 00:51:02,526
- I ll make the toast!
- 746
- 00:51:02,527 --> 00:51:04,528
- To Zilla and Lu.
- 747
- 00:51:04,529 --> 00:51:06,329
- I hope your daughters
- aren't dirty sluts
- 748
- 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:09,132
- like we were in high school.
- 749
- 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:12,201
- That's the Blood of Christ.
- 750
- 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:20,477
- Yeah, that's very nice, Zoe.
- 751
- 00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:23,447
- Now the first step to getting
- married at the Church of Peace
- 752
- 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:25,682
- is to do an interview
- of the significant parties.
- 753
- 00:51:25,683 --> 00:51:29,419
- So if the significant parties
- could step right this way..
- 754
- 00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:32,122
- We re all significant.
- 755
- 00:51:32,123 --> 00:51:34,825
- Okay, we ll get more chairs.
- 756
- 00:51:34,826 --> 00:51:37,427
- Alright, make
- Zilla fall in love with you.
- 757
- 00:51:37,428 --> 00:51:39,462
- Action.
- 758
- 00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:46,803
- Is there a problem?
- 759
- 00:51:46,804 --> 00:51:49,106
- How do you make a
- girl fall in love with you?
- 760
- 00:51:49,107 --> 00:51:52,174
- I don't know. You ll probably
- have to kiss her or something.
- 761
- 00:51:54,345 --> 00:51:56,229
- So tell me.
- 762
- 00:51:56,230 --> 00:51:58,115
- What makes you want to get
- married at the Church of Peace
- 763
- 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:01,184
- Well, the building is charming.
- 764
- 00:52:01,185 --> 00:52:03,420
- I mean it's precious.
- 765
- 00:52:03,421 --> 00:52:05,422
- And also,
- you re Christian, right?
- 766
- 00:52:05,423 --> 00:52:07,124
- Well, of course!
- 767
- 00:52:07,125 --> 00:52:10,293
- And when was the last time each
- of you actually went to church?
- 768
- 00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:14,731
- Ah well, that would be
- at my godson's baptism in
- 769
- 00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:17,300
- um.. Oh, um.
- 770
- 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:19,368
- 1987?
- 771
- 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,205
- It was more recent than that.
- 772
- 00:52:22,206 --> 00:52:24,741
- And I'm sure there have
- been several times in between.
- 773
- 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:27,526
- And the rest of you?
- 774
- 00:52:27,527 --> 00:52:30,313
- I guess that would be
- my marriage to my ex-wife.
- 775
- 00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:33,383
- Which was sixteen years ago.
- 776
- 00:52:33,384 --> 00:52:35,185
- My father's funeral.
- 777
- 00:52:35,186 --> 00:52:37,203
- Which is ironic
- 778
- 00:52:37,204 --> 00:52:39,222
- because that son-of-a-bitch
- is almost definitely in hell.
- 779
- 00:52:39,223 --> 00:52:41,858
- I'm Jewish.
- 780
- 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:43,627
- I can't just kiss her.
- 781
- 00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:47,531
- Besides, my werewolf
- nose will get in the way.
- 782
- 00:52:47,532 --> 00:52:50,200
- Give her a hug then.
- 783
- 00:52:50,201 --> 00:52:54,604
- Maybe we ll just skip
- along to the next question.
- 784
- 00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:58,341
- Do you believe in
- God the Father Almighty
- 785
- 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:01,578
- who sacrificed his
- only begotten Son
- 786
- 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:03,246
- to save us from our sins?
- 787
- 00:53:03,247 --> 00:53:04,247
- No.
- 788
- 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:05,248
- Dad.
- 789
- 00:53:05,249 --> 00:53:07,584
- What? I'm an atheist.
- 790
- 00:53:07,585 --> 00:53:10,653
- Me too! We have
- so much in common.
- 791
- 00:53:15,259 --> 00:53:17,726
- Um, thanks Francis.
- 792
- 00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:27,470
- I don't think she went for it.
- 793
- 00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:30,674
- That was my
- best possible hug.
- 794
- 00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,909
- Well, try to take
- things to the next level.
- 795
- 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:33,977
- I'm a Jew
- 796
- 00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:35,679
- who converted to Catholicism
- 797
- 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,648
- to marry my ex-wife
- then got divorced
- 798
- 00:53:38,649 --> 00:53:41,751
- which completely goes against
- the rules of Catholicism.
- 799
- 00:53:41,752 --> 00:53:44,821
- So I'm not really
- sure what I am now.
- 800
- 00:53:44,822 --> 00:53:46,656
- I'm a Neo-Mennonite.
- 801
- 00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:48,391
- Excuse me?
- 802
- 00:53:48,392 --> 00:53:50,459
- Wicca.
- 803
- 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:55,398
- Okay well, um
- 804
- 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:58,335
- what really matters here
- is what the brides believe.
- 805
- 00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:00,237
- So, Lu and Zilla?
- 806
- 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,405
- I would describe
- myself as Christian.
- 807
- 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:03,540
- You would?
- 808
- 00:54:03,541 --> 00:54:05,308
- Yeah.
- 809
- 00:54:05,309 --> 00:54:07,377
- Oh. Well...
- 810
- 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:09,779
- I guess I'm not really
- sure what I believe in.
- 811
- 00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,982
- I mean, it seems to me like
- 812
- 00:54:11,983 --> 00:54:15,285
- a lot of religions could
- be on the right track.
- 813
- 00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:17,921
- But I do believe in spirituality
- and being nice to people.
- 814
- 00:54:17,922 --> 00:54:20,990
- Francis, get the hell off me..
- 815
- 00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:30,533
- I don't usually swear.
- 816
- 00:54:30,534 --> 00:54:32,502
- That was pathetic.
- 817
- 00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:35,505
- Obviously, she's a lesbian.
- 818
- 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:36,706
- Next question...
- 819
- 00:54:36,707 --> 00:54:40,010
- Um, if you were to have children
- 820
- 00:54:40,011 --> 00:54:42,779
- would you raise
- them in the Christian faith?
- 821
- 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,948
- We haven't
- really discussed that.
- 822
- 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,783
- What have you discussed?
- 823
- 00:54:46,784 --> 00:54:48,752
- You don't even
- know what religion she is.
- 824
- 00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:50,754
- We've discussed
- that we love each other.
- 825
- 00:54:50,755 --> 00:54:52,856
- So you re divorced
- 826
- 00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:56,593
- your sister is divorced,
- your brother is divorced
- 827
- 00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:58,662
- and your parents were divorced?
- 828
- 00:54:58,663 --> 00:55:00,813
- Yeah.
- 829
- 00:55:00,814 --> 00:55:02,966
- Basically everyone in
- my family gets divorced.
- 830
- 00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:04,367
- Hey, Pastor Bob?
- 831
- 00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:05,902
- Delivery from
- Stump Town Funeral?
- 832
- 00:55:05,903 --> 00:55:08,872
- Oh, yes. If you could
- just put it by the organ.
- 833
- 00:55:08,873 --> 00:55:10,974
- One of our parishioners
- passed this week
- 834
- 00:55:10,975 --> 00:55:13,943
- so the family asked if they
- could deliver the casket here.
- 835
- 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:16,513
- It's made from
- Oregon pine and Eco-friendly
- 836
- 00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:18,348
- pesticide-free glue.
- 837
- 00:55:18,349 --> 00:55:19,683
- Oh, good.
- 838
- 00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:22,085
- Because I'd hate to be
- poisoned with pesticide
- 839
- 00:55:22,086 --> 00:55:25,588
- on top of already being dead.
- 840
- 00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,957
- Look, can we move things along?
- 841
- 00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:30,360
- Evidently,
- I have to go pick up the wine
- 842
- 00:55:30,361 --> 00:55:33,429
- and I need to take these
- three little faggots with me..
- 843
- 00:55:36,701 --> 00:55:38,435
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- 844
- 00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:42,504
- Is that word no longer
- PC because of this situation?
- 845
- 00:55:44,742 --> 00:55:47,644
- It-it was never..
- 846
- 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:52,082
- Oh, please don't touch that!
- That's someone else's coffin.
- 847
- 00:55:52,083 --> 00:55:55,785
- Well.
- To return to the interview..
- 848
- 00:55:55,786 --> 00:55:58,488
- Do you follow the
- Ten Commandments?
- 849
- 00:55:58,489 --> 00:55:59,989
- What exactly are those again?
- 850
- 00:55:59,990 --> 00:56:01,890
- You know
- 851
- 00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:03,793
- thou shalt not lie, thou
- shalt not break the Sabbath..
- 852
- 00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:08,498
- I sometimes break the Sabbath
- 853
- 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,134
- even though
- I'm disputably Catholic.
- 854
- 00:56:11,135 --> 00:56:12,635
- How?
- 855
- 00:56:12,636 --> 00:56:14,371
- Well you know
- 856
- 00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:16,039
- if I need money?
- 857
- 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:18,675
- Sometimes I just take it.
- 858
- 00:56:18,676 --> 00:56:20,477
- From whom?
- 859
- 00:56:20,478 --> 00:56:22,445
- Usually from my mom's purse.
- 860
- 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:24,581
- You steal from Mom?
- 861
- 00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:27,016
- She would give me the money
- if I asked her
- 862
- 00:56:27,017 --> 00:56:29,018
- but she can't hear!
- 863
- 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:30,903
- Hurry, get in
- 864
- 00:56:30,904 --> 00:56:32,789
- and we can reshoot the
- coffin scene before anyone sees.
- 865
- 00:56:32,790 --> 00:56:33,990
- Are you sure?
- 866
- 00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:36,393
- Of course.
- Nobody else is using it.
- 867
- 00:56:36,394 --> 00:56:39,596
- So what you re
- saying is that you
- 868
- 00:56:39,597 --> 00:56:41,798
- do sometimes steal
- 869
- 00:56:41,799 --> 00:56:44,466
- from your
- mother on the Sabbath.
- 870
- 00:56:49,607 --> 00:56:50,507
- Yes.
- 871
- 00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:51,641
- You idiot!
- 872
- 00:56:51,642 --> 00:56:52,909
- Okay, look.
- 873
- 00:56:52,910 --> 00:56:55,978
- Let's cut to the chase.
- How much do you want?
- 874
- 00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,814
- Excuse me?
- 875
- 00:56:58,815 --> 00:57:00,884
- What does a normal family
- pay to get married here?
- 876
- 00:57:00,885 --> 00:57:02,951
- We ll double it.
- 877
- 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:21,070
- You.. Can't..
- 878
- 00:57:21,071 --> 00:57:25,642
- Get married here..
- 879
- 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:28,710
- Mm mm. No.
- 880
- 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,087
- Isn't it a little un-Christian
- 881
- 00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:41,624
- to ban an entire family
- from going to church?
- 882
- 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,893
- Unwelcoming, I think.
- 883
- 00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:46,663
- I mean as far as
- they re concerned
- 884
- 00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:49,832
- they are
- dooming us all to Hell..
- 885
- 00:57:52,770 --> 00:57:56,005
- Zoe, I was being figurative.
- 886
- 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:57,540
- Guys. I need your help.
- 887
- 00:57:57,541 --> 00:57:59,576
- I didn't get any
- good footage today.
- 888
- 00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:01,945
- Will you put on these
- masks and do a monster dance?
- 889
- 00:58:01,946 --> 00:58:04,714
- It's really easy.
- Francis choreographed it.
- 890
- 00:58:04,715 --> 00:58:06,249
- What I don't understand
- 891
- 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:10,186
- is why they were so
- upset about a little thing
- 892
- 00:58:10,187 --> 00:58:14,123
- like breaking the
- Ten Commandments.
- 893
- 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:17,227
- Everyone breaks a
- commandment sooner or later.
- 894
- 00:58:17,228 --> 00:58:19,128
- It's not like it's a mortal sin.
- 895
- 00:58:19,129 --> 00:58:22,999
- Actually I think it's the
- definition of a mortal sin.
- 896
- 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,667
- Well, maybe it's for the best.
- 897
- 00:58:26,537 --> 00:58:28,137
- What do you mean, Zill?
- 898
- 00:58:28,138 --> 00:58:31,808
- I mean, maybe my dad was right.
- 899
- 00:58:31,809 --> 00:58:33,176
- We barely even know each other.
- 900
- 00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:35,979
- I didn't even
- know you were a Christian.
- 901
- 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,947
- That's not the most
- important thing about me.
- 902
- 00:58:37,948 --> 00:58:39,148
- And we never discussed
- 903
- 00:58:39,149 --> 00:58:41,684
- how we re going
- to raise our children
- 904
- 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,786
- We don't even know
- if we re gonna have children.
- 905
- 00:58:43,787 --> 00:58:47,090
- And everyone in my
- family gets a divorce!
- 906
- 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:49,926
- Hey, hey, but it's not
- without good reason.
- 907
- 00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:53,263
- I mean, your
- grandparents had a fundamental
- 908
- 00:58:53,264 --> 00:58:57,166
- difference of opinion regarding
- the definition of monogamy
- 909
- 00:58:57,167 --> 00:59:00,103
- and my wife?
- 910
- 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:05,073
- She was,
- quite frankly, psychotic.
- 911
- 00:59:07,011 --> 00:59:09,546
- Zilla.
- 912
- 00:59:09,547 --> 00:59:11,047
- Ever since we started
- planning this wedding
- 913
- 00:59:11,048 --> 00:59:13,715
- you haven't been yourself.
- 914
- 00:59:25,262 --> 00:59:29,131
- What's going on?
- 915
- 00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:34,269
- Zoe, what is this?
- 916
- 00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:39,309
- It's not enough that you
- humiliated us at church today?
- 917
- 00:59:39,310 --> 00:59:42,011
- It's not enough that you re
- ruining your sister's wedding?
- 918
- 00:59:42,012 --> 00:59:45,714
- Can't you see how unhappy
- you re making your sister?
- 919
- 00:59:47,651 --> 00:59:51,154
- I am ashamed
- I ever let you buy this camera.
- 920
- 00:59:51,155 --> 00:59:55,058
- I am ashamed that I
- didn't put a stop to this
- 921
- 00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:58,995
- horror business
- the moment it started.
- 922
- 00:59:58,996 --> 01:00:01,130
- You know what, Zoe?
- 923
- 01:00:01,131 --> 01:00:04,199
- I guess I'm just
- ashamed of you.
- 924
- 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:43,706
- What are you doing?
- 925
- 01:00:43,707 --> 01:00:45,708
- I'm leaving.
- 926
- 01:00:45,709 --> 01:00:46,843
- How come?
- 927
- 01:00:46,844 --> 01:00:50,113
- You heard him!
- He's ashamed of me.
- 928
- 01:00:50,114 --> 01:00:54,183
- Where will you go?
- 929
- 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,719
- I ll stay at your
- house tonight, and then..
- 930
- 01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,421
- I ll go live with my mom.
- 931
- 01:00:58,422 --> 01:01:00,156
- Do you even know where she is?
- 932
- 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:03,693
- No, but I ll find her.
- 933
- 01:01:03,694 --> 01:01:06,796
- What about the horror film?
- 934
- 01:01:06,797 --> 01:01:09,264
- It's over.
- 935
- 01:01:33,691 --> 01:01:37,926
- We need help
- locating a missing person.
- 936
- 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,030
- Does this appear to
- be a police station to you?
- 937
- 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:44,367
- No, but you re the only adult
- we know who's talking to us.
- 938
- 01:01:44,368 --> 01:01:47,003
- Well, I do happen to
- be an expert on crime.
- 939
- 01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:49,471
- This person isn't a criminal...
- 940
- 01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:51,774
- we think.
- 941
- 01:01:51,775 --> 01:01:53,076
- Well, who is it?
- 942
- 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:54,844
- Her mom.
- 943
- 01:01:54,845 --> 01:01:56,145
- Your mother's missing?
- 944
- 01:01:56,146 --> 01:01:57,146
- Yes.
- 945
- 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:58,214
- For how long?
- 946
- 01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,949
- About ten years.
- 947
- 01:01:59,950 --> 01:02:01,250
- How old are you?
- 948
- 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:03,086
- Ten.
- 949
- 01:02:03,087 --> 01:02:04,320
- I see.
- 950
- 01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:06,189
- So this isn't so
- much a missing person
- 951
- 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:07,990
- as it is a person who
- intentionally abandoned
- 952
- 01:02:07,991 --> 01:02:09,959
- her daughter and
- hasn't been seen since
- 953
- 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:10,927
- is that right?
- 954
- 01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:12,028
- Yes.
- 955
- 01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:13,212
- And has it occurred to you that
- 956
- 01:02:13,213 --> 01:02:14,397
- she might have
- done this for a reason?
- 957
- 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:16,215
- As in, rather
- than failing to share
- 958
- 01:02:16,216 --> 01:02:18,034
- this information with you
- because it slipped her mind
- 959
- 01:02:18,035 --> 01:02:19,469
- she may have made
- a deliberate decision
- 960
- 01:02:19,470 --> 01:02:20,903
- that she doesn't
- want to be bothered
- 961
- 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,472
- by a sniveling cretin
- who can't even remember
- 962
- 01:02:22,473 --> 01:02:24,006
- to clean under her fingernails?
- 963
- 01:02:24,007 --> 01:02:26,042
- You don't clean
- under your fingernails!
- 964
- 01:02:26,043 --> 01:02:27,226
- Digression!
- 965
- 01:02:27,227 --> 01:02:28,411
- You re completely
- drifting from the point.
- 966
- 01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:29,946
- Your mother
- doesn't even know me.
- 967
- 01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:32,248
- Try to be more logical.
- 968
- 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,183
- We just want help finding her.
- 969
- 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:36,419
- Look, if your mother
- doesn't want to meet you
- 970
- 01:02:36,420 --> 01:02:38,788
- forcing the acquaintance on her
- is not the kind of situation
- 971
- 01:02:38,789 --> 01:02:40,857
- that's going to lead
- to love and cupcakes.
- 972
- 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:43,760
- Meanwhile, I've been
- working on your horror film.
- 973
- 01:02:43,761 --> 01:02:45,444
- I've designed a
- trip wedding cake
- 974
- 01:02:45,445 --> 01:02:47,130
- that when you cut into
- it, it spurts fake blood.
- 975
- 01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:49,766
- You wanna see?
- 976
- 01:02:49,767 --> 01:02:51,834
- We re here
- for information.
- 977
- 01:02:51,835 --> 01:02:52,869
- Fine.
- 978
- 01:02:52,870 --> 01:02:54,804
- Have you
- checked Facebook?
- 979
- 01:02:54,805 --> 01:02:56,339
- She doesn't have an account.
- 980
- 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:57,540
- Well when I was a boy
- 981
- 01:02:57,541 --> 01:02:59,008
- we had an
- old-fashioned device known
- 982
- 01:02:59,009 --> 01:03:00,476
- as a telephone book.
- 983
- 01:03:00,477 --> 01:03:02,945
- You could look up
- addresses in a small metal hovel
- 984
- 01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,881
- known as a
- telephone booth.
- 985
- 01:03:04,882 --> 01:03:07,116
- There's one conveniently
- located at the bus station.
- 986
- 01:03:07,117 --> 01:03:12,054
- You could look her up
- and get right on a bus..
- 987
- 01:03:12,055 --> 01:03:13,923
- I suggest you
- avoid this step though!
- 988
- 01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:15,858
- You re only setting
- yourself up for pain.
- 989
- 01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:17,426
- I have to find her.
- 990
- 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:19,295
- My dad doesn't love me.
- 991
- 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:21,363
- Actually, I'd say
- 992
- 01:03:21,364 --> 01:03:23,432
- all evidence so far points to
- your mother not loving you.
- 993
- 01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:26,202
- Although I suppose it's possible
- that neither of them do.
- 994
- 01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:28,220
- What do you know?
- 995
- 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,238
- The only thing you re
- good at is horror stuff!
- 996
- 01:03:32,509 --> 01:03:35,177
- I also
- specialize in magic!
- 997
- 01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:59,969
- I never wanted
- to be like my mom.
- 998
- 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:01,604
- You re not.
- 999
- 01:04:01,605 --> 01:04:03,606
- How do you know?
- 1000
- 01:04:03,607 --> 01:04:05,524
- My dad's been telling me
- 1001
- 01:04:05,525 --> 01:04:07,443
- my whole life not to rush
- into things but I always do.
- 1002
- 01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:09,345
- Just like her.
- 1003
- 01:04:09,346 --> 01:04:11,881
- She rushed into getting married
- 1004
- 01:04:11,882 --> 01:04:13,349
- when she was
- too young to commit
- 1005
- 01:04:13,350 --> 01:04:14,917
- and she rushed
- into having children
- 1006
- 01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:17,119
- before she was old
- enough to realize that
- 1007
- 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:20,423
- she didn't even want us.
- 1008
- 01:04:20,424 --> 01:04:23,259
- So marriage didn't
- work out for her.
- 1009
- 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:25,628
- It works out for some people.
- 1010
- 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:28,064
- It will for us.
- 1011
- 01:04:28,065 --> 01:04:30,466
- How do you know?
- 1012
- 01:04:30,467 --> 01:04:32,534
- I just do.
- 1013
- 01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:35,371
- That doesn't seem
- like a good enough
- 1014
- 01:04:35,372 --> 01:04:38,975
- reason to go through with this.
- 1015
- 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,409
- You know what?
- You re right.
- 1016
- 01:04:40,410 --> 01:04:42,945
- You do rush into things.
- 1017
- 01:04:42,946 --> 01:04:46,415
- You rushed into trying
- out for the soccer team
- 1018
- 01:04:46,416 --> 01:04:48,618
- when you were
- only a freshman.
- 1019
- 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:52,588
- And you made varsity.
- You rushed into pre-med.
- 1020
- 01:04:52,589 --> 01:04:55,992
- And now you re on track
- to graduate with honors.
- 1021
- 01:04:55,993 --> 01:05:01,130
- It's one of the things
- that I love about you.
- 1022
- 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:04,634
- You re impulsive and passionate
- 1023
- 01:05:04,635 --> 01:05:07,904
- and you jump into the
- things you care about..
- 1024
- 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:11,907
- And see them through.
- 1025
- 01:05:14,645 --> 01:05:17,246
- Why would marriage work for
- me when it hasn't worked out
- 1026
- 01:05:17,247 --> 01:05:20,616
- for anyone
- else in my family?
- 1027
- 01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,585
- I think marriage would have
- worked out for your dad
- 1028
- 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:26,222
- if he'd married somebody
- a little bit more like himself.
- 1029
- 01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:29,158
- Look how well he
- did raising you and Zoe
- 1030
- 01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,627
- all by himself.
- 1031
- 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:35,631
- You don't think we
- turned out kind of weird?
- 1032
- 01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:39,168
- Yeah, I do.
- 1033
- 01:05:39,169 --> 01:05:42,371
- You re weird when you laugh.
- 1034
- 01:05:42,372 --> 01:05:46,275
- It's weird when you eat
- leftover soup for breakfast.
- 1035
- 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:51,180
- You have this weird little dent
- 1036
- 01:05:51,181 --> 01:05:54,649
- on your lip
- from when you bite it.
- 1037
- 01:06:01,058 --> 01:06:05,361
- I love all the
- weird things about you.
- 1038
- 01:06:05,362 --> 01:06:09,031
- That's how I know
- you re the one for me.
- 1039
- 01:06:09,032 --> 01:06:12,702
- I love all the weird
- things about you, too.
- 1040
- 01:06:12,703 --> 01:06:15,403
- Then let's get married.
- 1041
- 01:06:27,985 --> 01:06:31,486
- Are we to understand
- the wedding's back on?
- 1042
- 01:06:34,458 --> 01:06:36,993
- And where's it
- going to take place?
- 1043
- 01:06:36,994 --> 01:06:39,996
- We thought we
- could just get married here.
- 1044
- 01:06:39,997 --> 01:06:43,299
- That's a fabulous idea.
- 1045
- 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,302
- I'm picturing..
- 1046
- 01:06:46,303 --> 01:06:49,371
- Swans.
- On the lawn.
- 1047
- 01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,043
- By the way
- 1048
- 01:06:54,044 --> 01:06:58,047
- I couldn't help
- noticing that Zoe's gone.
- 1049
- 01:06:58,048 --> 01:07:00,149
- What do you mean, gone?
- 1050
- 01:07:00,150 --> 01:07:03,052
- Well I went upstairs to
- press her flower girl dress
- 1051
- 01:07:03,053 --> 01:07:04,453
- and she wasn't there.
- 1052
- 01:07:04,454 --> 01:07:06,555
- The bed didn't look
- like it had been slept in.
- 1053
- 01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:08,457
- Maybe she ran away.
- 1054
- 01:07:08,458 --> 01:07:10,292
- She was pretty upset last night.
- 1055
- 01:07:10,293 --> 01:07:14,330
- Did it look like she packed
- her clothes or anything?
- 1056
- 01:07:14,331 --> 01:07:18,400
- No, but that vampire poster
- on her wall was missing..
- 1057
- 01:07:21,338 --> 01:07:24,507
- Frankly, I felt it
- looked better without it.
- 1058
- 01:07:24,508 --> 01:07:26,575
- You two search the house.
- 1059
- 01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:29,244
- I ll go find Francis.
- 1060
- 01:07:33,517 --> 01:07:37,318
- Duh nuh nuh nuh!
- Duh nuh nuh nuh! Duh nuh!
- 1061
- 01:07:43,226 --> 01:07:45,661
- Uh, two in one morning!
- This is really too much.
- 1062
- 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:48,431
- I can't deal with
- these kind of interruptions.
- 1063
- 01:07:48,432 --> 01:07:52,768
- Oh. It's you again.
- What do you want?
- 1064
- 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,136
- Do you know
- my daughter?
- 1065
- 01:07:54,137 --> 01:07:55,805
- Zoe Balicki.
- 1066
- 01:07:55,806 --> 01:07:57,807
- I might.
- 1067
- 01:07:57,808 --> 01:08:02,445
- She's about this tall,
- and she always carries a camera.
- 1068
- 01:08:02,446 --> 01:08:05,714
- She's not dead
- or anything, is she?
- 1069
- 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:06,749
- Of course not.
- 1070
- 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:09,351
- Fine.
- She came in this morning.
- 1071
- 01:08:09,352 --> 01:08:13,522
- Yes, I believe she
- was asking you for advice?
- 1072
- 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:16,325
- A lot of people
- ask me for advice.
- 1073
- 01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:18,494
- I can't always keep
- track of what I tell them.
- 1074
- 01:08:18,495 --> 01:08:20,329
- You told Zoe to go
- to the bus station and
- 1075
- 01:08:20,330 --> 01:08:21,697
- look up her mom
- in the phone book
- 1076
- 01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:24,233
- and then you said she.
- 1077
- 01:08:24,234 --> 01:08:26,669
- Listen, we re not
- accusing you of anything.
- 1078
- 01:08:26,670 --> 01:08:28,887
- We just want to find her.
- 1079
- 01:08:28,888 --> 01:08:31,107
- Well, then I suggest you
- take the advice of this small
- 1080
- 01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:34,610
- flesh-eating carnivore,
- and call the bus station.
- 1081
- 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:38,280
- I'm dialing right now.
- 1082
- 01:08:38,281 --> 01:08:42,317
- You know, I wouldn't
- say this to her face but
- 1083
- 01:08:43,253 --> 01:08:44,854
- your daughter's fairly talented.
- 1084
- 01:08:44,855 --> 01:08:47,139
- I've seen her horror films
- 1085
- 01:08:47,140 --> 01:08:49,425
- and she has the potential
- to really be someone.
- 1086
- 01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:50,793
- Someone like you?
- 1087
- 01:08:50,794 --> 01:08:53,462
- I have chosen to focus
- my talents in other spheres
- 1088
- 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,866
- such as the retail
- industry and..
- 1089
- 01:08:56,867 --> 01:08:58,834
- Magic.
- 1090
- 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:02,605
- But I believe she's
- primarily interested in horror.
- 1091
- 01:09:02,606 --> 01:09:06,142
- Yeah, well sorry if horror
- 1092
- 01:09:06,143 --> 01:09:09,345
- doesn't sound like
- a viable career path.
- 1093
- 01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:11,480
- It worked out
- for Stanley Kubrick.
- 1094
- 01:09:11,481 --> 01:09:13,315
- They didn't
- sell her a bus ticket.
- 1095
- 01:09:13,316 --> 01:09:15,483
- Okay, look.
- 1096
- 01:09:15,484 --> 01:09:17,651
- If her mother wasn't
- listed in the phone book,
- 1097
- 01:09:17,652 --> 01:09:19,822
- do you have any idea where
- else she might have gone?
- 1098
- 01:09:19,823 --> 01:09:23,291
- I might know one
- other place she might be.
- 1099
- 01:09:34,871 --> 01:09:35,938
- Keep Portland weird!
- 1100
- 01:09:35,939 --> 01:09:39,207
- Yeah,
- we got that covered, thanks.
- 1101
- 01:10:04,467 --> 01:10:07,269
- Zoe.
- 1102
- 01:10:07,270 --> 01:10:10,438
- Come on.
- We re going home.
- 1103
- 01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:19,782
- Hey!
- I just got in line.
- 1104
- 01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:22,885
- I can't believe we re
- actually going to Vegas!
- 1105
- 01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:23,886
- Neither can I.
- 1106
- 01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:26,822
- Best bachelorette party ever!
- 1107
- 01:10:26,823 --> 01:10:29,225
- Well, naturally.
- I planned it.
- 1108
- 01:10:29,226 --> 01:10:30,993
- I still think it's weird
- that the mother of the bride
- 1109
- 01:10:30,994 --> 01:10:33,696
- is going along on her
- daughter's bachelorette party.
- 1110
- 01:10:33,697 --> 01:10:35,798
- Anything to get
- her out of the house.
- 1111
- 01:10:35,799 --> 01:10:37,933
- Why can't I
- go to Vegas?
- 1112
- 01:10:37,934 --> 01:10:40,869
- A: Because you re still grounded
- 1113
- 01:10:40,870 --> 01:10:43,772
- for running away
- from home and B:
- 1114
- 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:46,875
- Because ten-year-olds don't
- go to these kinds of events..
- 1115
- 01:10:46,876 --> 01:10:48,978
- I want you to be careful, okay?
- 1116
- 01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:51,280
- Vegas is a
- dangerous place.
- 1117
- 01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:53,249
- Do not come back with pink eye.
- 1118
- 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,784
- You do not want pink eye
- in all your wedding pictures.
- 1119
- 01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:56,986
- Dad!
- That's disgusting.
- 1120
- 01:10:56,987 --> 01:10:59,321
- Yeah. Exactly.
- It's very disgusting.
- 1121
- 01:10:59,322 --> 01:11:00,956
- But it happens
- at bachelor parties,
- 1122
- 01:11:00,957 --> 01:11:02,825
- and I'm assuming
- it can happen at
- 1123
- 01:11:02,826 --> 01:11:04,827
- lesbian bachelorettes.
- 1124
- 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,428
- Your eye will swell up and
- 1125
- 01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:08,998
- you ll look like
- a zombie who is ill.
- 1126
- 01:11:08,999 --> 01:11:13,402
- How do you get pink eye?
- 1127
- 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:16,472
- Don't worry!
- The wedding's in two days.
- 1128
- 01:11:16,473 --> 01:11:21,343
- I won't let a thing happen
- to these two beautiful girls.
- 1129
- 01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:22,578
- Are you ready
- for the big day?
- 1130
- 01:11:22,579 --> 01:11:23,678
- Yup!
- 1131
- 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:24,780
- I've got my
- ordination certificate
- 1132
- 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:27,383
- from the Universal
- Life Church. Right here.
- 1133
- 01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:29,652
- Am I the only one who's
- noticed that they've chosen
- 1134
- 01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:32,721
- a self-proclaimed
- witch to marry them?
- 1135
- 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:35,858
- Okay, I think that's everything!
- 1136
- 01:11:35,859 --> 01:11:38,761
- You won't forget
- that the ice sculptures
- 1137
- 01:11:38,762 --> 01:11:40,029
- arrive Friday night
- 1138
- 01:11:40,030 --> 01:11:41,997
- and the dove
- wrangler will be here
- 1139
- 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:44,400
- bright and early
- Saturday morning.
- 1140
- 01:11:44,401 --> 01:11:45,801
- Yeah, got it.
- 1141
- 01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:46,935
- Okay!
- 1142
- 01:11:46,936 --> 01:11:48,353
- Well boys
- 1143
- 01:11:48,354 --> 01:11:49,772
- why don't you
- drive us to the airport
- 1144
- 01:11:49,773 --> 01:11:54,008
- and then you can pick
- up the fireworks displays?
- 1145
- 01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:11,427
- Thank God it's nearly over.
- 1146
- 01:12:11,428 --> 01:12:13,695
- You know
- 1147
- 01:12:13,696 --> 01:12:15,964
- I never thought Zilla would
- be the type to want a crazy
- 1148
- 01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:18,033
- elaborate wedding like this.
- 1149
- 01:12:18,034 --> 01:12:21,102
- Oh, Zilla doesn't
- want this wedding.
- 1150
- 01:12:38,755 --> 01:12:40,656
- We could still win the contest.
- 1151
- 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,358
- We have some
- really good stuff.
- 1152
- 01:12:42,359 --> 01:12:44,393
- Yeah, but how's
- it going to end?
- 1153
- 01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:46,829
- I couldn't get anybody
- to do the monster dance.
- 1154
- 01:12:46,830 --> 01:12:49,497
- And we re
- almost out of time.
- 1155
- 01:12:52,535 --> 01:12:55,404
- Maybe there
- isn't a happy ending
- 1156
- 01:12:55,405 --> 01:12:57,873
- so there is no monster dance.
- 1157
- 01:12:57,874 --> 01:12:59,842
- Maybe it's a tragedy.
- 1158
- 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:01,143
- Like Bambi.
- 1159
- 01:13:01,144 --> 01:13:02,845
- Bambi's not a tragedy.
- 1160
- 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:07,649
- The mom dies, Zoe.
- 1161
- 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:11,987
- Okay, so maybe
- the werewolf dies.
- 1162
- 01:13:11,988 --> 01:13:14,723
- Maybe he realizes
- he can't marry the bride
- 1163
- 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,458
- so he kills himself.
- 1164
- 01:13:16,459 --> 01:13:17,609
- How?
- 1165
- 01:13:17,610 --> 01:13:18,761
- Drive a stake
- through his heart?
- 1166
- 01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:20,996
- That's a vampire, Francis.
- 1167
- 01:13:20,997 --> 01:13:23,532
- Werewolves can die any old way.
- 1168
- 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:26,835
- Normally it isn't about figuring
- out how to kill the werewolf
- 1169
- 01:13:26,836 --> 01:13:29,872
- it's figuring out whether you re
- going to be able to kill it
- 1170
- 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:31,774
- before it kills you.
- 1171
- 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:35,743
- Maybe he could
- jump off the roof...
- 1172
- 01:13:39,682 --> 01:13:44,086
- Uh uh.
- It's too steep.
- 1173
- 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,988
- I may have a panic attack.
- 1174
- 01:13:45,989 --> 01:13:49,056
- Just don't throw
- up on the costume.
- 1175
- 01:13:56,566 --> 01:13:59,934
- I built something for you.
- 1176
- 01:14:02,872 --> 01:14:07,575
- Step, step, step,
- step, step, step, stop.
- 1177
- 01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:11,146
- Are you ready?
- 1178
- 01:14:11,147 --> 01:14:13,214
- Okay.
- 1179
- 01:14:20,123 --> 01:14:23,191
- It's the most beautiful
- coffin I've ever seen.
- 1180
- 01:14:24,761 --> 01:14:27,696
- Well you know, it's
- not Eco-friendly pine
- 1181
- 01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:31,499
- but I hope it will do..
- 1182
- 01:14:32,235 --> 01:14:34,502
- Whoa!
- 1183
- 01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:37,673
- Let's try not to actually
- have to put this to use
- 1184
- 01:14:37,674 --> 01:14:40,741
- before our time, huh?
- 1185
- 01:15:01,698 --> 01:15:08,103
- So what's the big surprise?
- 1186
- 01:15:08,104 --> 01:15:10,572
- The Pink Spa!
- 1187
- 01:15:10,573 --> 01:15:13,075
- Welcome!
- 1188
- 01:15:13,076 --> 01:15:16,745
- Three hours
- of pure luxury.
- 1189
- 01:15:16,746 --> 01:15:18,614
- We are going to
- get our hair done.
- 1190
- 01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,516
- We are going to
- get our nails done.
- 1191
- 01:15:20,517 --> 01:15:22,751
- And then we are
- going out on the town.
- 1192
- 01:15:22,752 --> 01:15:24,119
- And don't worry.
- 1193
- 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,287
- Everything's on me!
- 1194
- 01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:27,789
- Aaaahh!
- 1195
- 01:15:27,790 --> 01:15:29,124
- You have got to be kidding me.
- 1196
- 01:15:29,125 --> 01:15:30,626
- Oh, sweetheart.
- 1197
- 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:32,628
- No Mom, you've
- been trying to trick me
- 1198
- 01:15:32,629 --> 01:15:34,830
- into getting my
- hair done since prom.
- 1199
- 01:15:34,831 --> 01:15:36,098
- No way.
- 1200
- 01:15:36,099 --> 01:15:37,633
- You guys go ahead.
- 1201
- 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:39,201
- I ll meet up with you later.
- 1202
- 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:40,802
- You re not even coming?
- 1203
- 01:15:40,803 --> 01:15:42,204
- I don't want to
- spend three hours
- 1204
- 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:43,772
- painting my fingernails.
- 1205
- 01:15:43,773 --> 01:15:45,707
- But-this is our
- bachelorette party.
- 1206
- 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,243
- We re supposed to
- be enjoying this together.
- 1207
- 01:15:48,244 --> 01:15:52,180
- I'm sorry, this is not the
- kind of thing that I enjoy.
- 1208
- 01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:55,083
- But-this isn't the
- kind of thing that.
- 1209
- 01:15:55,084 --> 01:15:56,852
- I'm sorry, Zill.
- 1210
- 01:15:56,853 --> 01:15:58,920
- I'm out.
- 1211
- 01:16:22,979 --> 01:16:24,746
- Do you think it's
- deep enough yet?
- 1212
- 01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:27,049
- We have to get things
- right this time, Francis.
- 1213
- 01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:29,117
- It's supposed
- to be six feet deep.
- 1214
- 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:31,119
- But we re not six feet tall.
- 1215
- 01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,354
- How will we get out?
- 1216
- 01:16:32,355 --> 01:16:34,622
- Zoe!
- 1217
- 01:16:35,992 --> 01:16:38,960
- What the hell do
- you think you re doing?
- 1218
- 01:16:41,331 --> 01:16:43,765
- What is this?
- 1219
- 01:16:43,766 --> 01:16:45,200
- Son of a bitch!
- 1220
- 01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:48,235
- Don't,
- you ll break it!
- 1221
- 01:16:57,213 --> 01:16:59,430
- Aaahh!
- 1222
- 01:16:59,431 --> 01:17:01,650
- I don't know any other way
- of getting through to you, Zoe.
- 1223
- 01:17:01,651 --> 01:17:04,252
- I have asked
- you repeatedly
- 1224
- 01:17:04,253 --> 01:17:06,321
- to give up
- this horror stuff.
- 1225
- 01:17:06,322 --> 01:17:07,823
- I have requested
- 1226
- 01:17:07,824 --> 01:17:10,025
- that you stop
- keeping bloody,
- 1227
- 01:17:10,026 --> 01:17:12,260
- severed body
- parts in the fridge.
- 1228
- 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:14,663
- I have begged you
- 1229
- 01:17:14,664 --> 01:17:17,099
- not to shave
- the neighbor's dogs
- 1230
- 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:18,767
- blow things up, or
- 1231
- 01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:21,236
- dig coffin-shaped
- holes in the lawn.
- 1232
- 01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:23,271
- And now I am ordering you
- 1233
- 01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:26,141
- to quit making
- this horror film!
- 1234
- 01:17:26,142 --> 01:17:28,276
- I have to make it.
- It's what I love.
- 1235
- 01:17:28,277 --> 01:17:31,146
- No, no,
- no you don't!
- 1236
- 01:17:31,147 --> 01:17:33,915
- Murderers may
- love murdering people
- 1237
- 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:35,817
- but they don't have to do it!
- 1238
- 01:17:35,818 --> 01:17:37,753
- It's the only
- thing I care about!
- 1239
- 01:17:37,754 --> 01:17:39,888
- It's in my soul.
- 1240
- 01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:42,023
- Then there's something
- seriously wrong with your soul!
- 1241
- 01:17:54,771 --> 01:17:58,240
- You don't love me.
- 1242
- 01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:00,776
- Sometimes Zoe
- 1243
- 01:18:00,777 --> 01:18:03,244
- you make it hard.
- 1244
- 01:18:15,992 --> 01:18:18,459
- Is it dry yet?
- 1245
- 01:18:19,929 --> 01:18:22,764
- We ll shoot the rest of
- the horror film tonight.
- 1246
- 01:18:22,765 --> 01:18:25,833
- I ll put on the costume
- and jump off the roof.
- 1247
- 01:18:28,137 --> 01:18:29,871
- I wasn't going
- to tell you this
- 1248
- 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:31,306
- until the morning
- of the wedding.
- 1249
- 01:18:31,307 --> 01:18:33,375
- But I have
- another surprise.
- 1250
- 01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:34,876
- Oh God.
- 1251
- 01:18:34,877 --> 01:18:39,314
- I bought you and Lu
- a special honeymoon package.
- 1252
- 01:18:39,315 --> 01:18:42,084
- A week in the romance suite
- 1253
- 01:18:42,085 --> 01:18:44,920
- at the Honeymoon Resort in...
- 1254
- 01:18:44,921 --> 01:18:47,122
- Miami, Florida!
- 1255
- 01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:48,706
- Oh my God.
- 1256
- 01:18:48,707 --> 01:18:50,292
- A camping trip
- in Colorado is...
- 1257
- 01:18:50,293 --> 01:18:53,361
- just not that romantic.
- 1258
- 01:18:53,362 --> 01:18:54,830
- Anyone can go camping.
- 1259
- 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:58,066
- And sleeping on hard
- rocks for seven days
- 1260
- 01:18:58,067 --> 01:19:02,170
- with a select assortment
- of spiders and insects
- 1261
- 01:19:02,171 --> 01:19:05,140
- is no way to start off
- a harmonious marriage
- 1262
- 01:19:05,141 --> 01:19:06,341
- I assure you.
- 1263
- 01:19:06,342 --> 01:19:07,509
- Cora...
- 1264
- 01:19:07,510 --> 01:19:09,745
- I appreciate
- the thought, but...
- 1265
- 01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:12,114
- Don't mess
- up your lip gloss!
- 1266
- 01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:15,951
- Okay. Are you
- ready to see yourself?
- 1267
- 01:19:15,952 --> 01:19:18,252
- Ta da!
- 1268
- 01:19:24,193 --> 01:19:25,327
- My hair.
- 1269
- 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:28,230
- Isn't it gorgeous?
- 1270
- 01:19:28,231 --> 01:19:29,765
- It's blonde.
- 1271
- 01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:30,899
- I thought it
- would go perfectly
- 1272
- 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,135
- with your wedding dress!
- 1273
- 01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:36,203
- Are you all ready yet?
- It's been almost three ho...
- 1274
- 01:19:44,313 --> 01:19:46,047
- I'm sorry, Zilla.
- 1275
- 01:19:46,048 --> 01:19:48,316
- It's just that you
- look like a cross between
- 1276
- 01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:52,888
- a Barbie doll
- and Queen Victoria.
- 1277
- 01:19:52,889 --> 01:19:55,956
- This Is not,
- A good time to laugh.
- 1278
- 01:20:11,874 --> 01:20:13,542
- This will be great.
- 1279
- 01:20:13,543 --> 01:20:15,944
- Are you sure?
- 1280
- 01:20:15,945 --> 01:20:18,095
- Of course.
- 1281
- 01:20:18,096 --> 01:20:20,248
- The werewolf will be
- silhouetted against the trees.
- 1282
- 01:20:20,249 --> 01:20:23,885
- No, I mean are
- you sure it's safe?
- 1283
- 01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:26,221
- Stunt doubles
- do it all the time.
- 1284
- 01:20:26,222 --> 01:20:29,057
- Well yeah, but I'm
- pretty sure a lot of them die.
- 1285
- 01:20:29,058 --> 01:20:31,075
- If I die
- 1286
- 01:20:31,076 --> 01:20:33,236
- make sure this gets edited
- and submitted before Sunday.
- 1287
- 01:20:36,098 --> 01:20:38,433
- Hey, don't get mad at me.
- You did this to yourself.
- 1288
- 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:40,202
- I didn't do this to myself!
- 1289
- 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:41,336
- Your mother did.
- 1290
- 01:20:41,337 --> 01:20:43,071
- Exactly.
- And you let her.
- 1291
- 01:20:43,072 --> 01:20:45,874
- What part of my childhood
- stories do you not understand?
- 1292
- 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,143
- Do not let this woman
- get within three feet of you
- 1293
- 01:20:48,144 --> 01:20:50,512
- with mascara, a curling
- iron, or a set of tweezers!
- 1294
- 01:20:50,513 --> 01:20:52,581
- I wouldn't have had
- to if you hadn't left!
- 1295
- 01:20:52,582 --> 01:20:54,583
- Oh, I'm supposed
- to sit around here
- 1296
- 01:20:54,584 --> 01:20:56,918
- and let my head get
- dipped into toxic waste because
- 1297
- 01:20:56,919 --> 01:20:59,087
- you don't have the guts to
- stand up for who you are?
- 1298
- 01:20:59,088 --> 01:21:02,090
- This isn't about that!
- Why can't you understand?
- 1299
- 01:21:02,091 --> 01:21:03,458
- Understand what?
- 1300
- 01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:05,126
- That you want her for a mother?
- 1301
- 01:21:05,127 --> 01:21:07,929
- This is what
- having a mother is about!
- 1302
- 01:21:07,930 --> 01:21:10,131
- She's been trying to
- turn me into a beauty queen
- 1303
- 01:21:10,132 --> 01:21:13,134
- pageant princess
- for twenty-five years!
- 1304
- 01:21:13,135 --> 01:21:15,904
- I've fought my whole life
- for the right to be who I am
- 1305
- 01:21:15,905 --> 01:21:17,172
- and I'm not
- going to give that up
- 1306
- 01:21:17,173 --> 01:21:18,974
- just because you want to
- suck up to my mother.
- 1307
- 01:21:18,975 --> 01:21:21,977
- Suck up to your mother? Is
- that what you think I'm doing?
- 1308
- 01:21:21,978 --> 01:21:24,546
- It seems like it to me, yeah.
- 1309
- 01:21:24,547 --> 01:21:27,415
- You have no idea how
- lucky you are to have a mom!
- 1310
- 01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:30,084
- I'm getting a divorce!
- 1311
- 01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:36,090
- What?
- 1312
- 01:21:41,063 --> 01:21:44,366
- Maybe the werewolf
- could just take pills.
- 1313
- 01:21:44,367 --> 01:21:47,434
- Just focus on the
- cinematography, okay?
- 1314
- 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:56,511
- I didn't want to tell you
- this until after the wedding.
- 1315
- 01:21:56,512 --> 01:22:00,015
- Your father and I just..
- 1316
- 01:22:00,016 --> 01:22:04,185
- Well,
- we can't stand each other.
- 1317
- 01:22:04,186 --> 01:22:07,522
- And I wanted to throw
- the perfect wedding
- 1318
- 01:22:07,523 --> 01:22:09,324
- for you both
- 1319
- 01:22:09,325 --> 01:22:11,693
- because I love you
- 1320
- 01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:15,130
- and... I guess, well,
- 1321
- 01:22:15,131 --> 01:22:19,300
- I wanted you to love me
- more than you love your father.
- 1322
- 01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:25,105
- Okay.
- 1323
- 01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:29,044
- Okay, what?
- 1324
- 01:22:29,045 --> 01:22:32,112
- Okay, we ll love
- you more than Dad.
- 1325
- 01:22:34,116 --> 01:22:36,267
- Really?
- 1326
- 01:22:36,268 --> 01:22:38,419
- Yeah, it's not that hard,
- Dad's kind of an asshole.
- 1327
- 01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:44,259
- What can I do
- 1328
- 01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:47,162
- to give you both the
- wedding of your dreams?
- 1329
- 01:22:47,163 --> 01:22:49,464
- Mom, don't you understand?
- 1330
- 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:52,133
- I don't care about weddings.
- 1331
- 01:22:52,134 --> 01:22:54,469
- I'm only doing this for Zilla.
- 1332
- 01:22:54,470 --> 01:22:56,338
- Are you kidding?
- 1333
- 01:22:56,339 --> 01:23:01,242
- I don't even
- want this wedding.
- 1334
- 01:23:01,243 --> 01:23:04,311
- Then why are
- we doing this?
- 1335
- 01:23:47,089 --> 01:23:49,090
- Are you ready for this?
- 1336
- 01:23:49,091 --> 01:23:52,159
- Anything to have it over with.
- 1337
- 01:23:59,635 --> 01:24:01,669
- Well, it's
- really happening.
- 1338
- 01:24:01,670 --> 01:24:04,139
- Zilla is really
- and truly becoming
- 1339
- 01:24:04,140 --> 01:24:06,307
- a permanent lesbian.
- 1340
- 01:24:06,308 --> 01:24:08,309
- You know
- 1341
- 01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:11,613
- I once met a lesbian
- at the senior center.
- 1342
- 01:24:11,614 --> 01:24:13,548
- I think she had a crush on me.
- 1343
- 01:24:13,549 --> 01:24:16,818
- Mom!
- Did you lead her on?
- 1344
- 01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:18,787
- I might have.
- 1345
- 01:24:18,788 --> 01:24:21,322
- Well, she
- was very attractive
- 1346
- 01:24:21,323 --> 01:24:24,391
- considering she was a
- woman and had false teeth.
- 1347
- 01:24:26,429 --> 01:24:28,630
- Is everything ready to go?
- 1348
- 01:24:28,631 --> 01:24:30,799
- Yes, thank God.
- 1349
- 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:33,068
- The flowers are delivered
- 1350
- 01:24:33,069 --> 01:24:35,203
- the goddamn ice
- sculptures are in the basement
- 1351
- 01:24:35,204 --> 01:24:37,439
- with four air
- conditioning units
- 1352
- 01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,140
- and I finally got the
- male swan to stop
- 1353
- 01:24:39,141 --> 01:24:41,843
- attacking the violinist.
- 1354
- 01:24:41,844 --> 01:24:44,511
- The wedding's off.
- 1355
- 01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:46,514
- What?
- 1356
- 01:24:46,515 --> 01:24:47,849
- What happened?
- 1357
- 01:24:47,850 --> 01:24:48,850
- Did you have a fight?
- 1358
- 01:24:48,851 --> 01:24:51,118
- No.
- 1359
- 01:24:52,321 --> 01:24:55,423
- We got married in Vegas.
- 1360
- 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:56,691
- Dad, I'm really sorry.
- 1361
- 01:24:56,692 --> 01:24:58,426
- I know how much
- you worked on this.
- 1362
- 01:24:58,427 --> 01:25:01,396
- I just...
- we finally realized that...
- 1363
- 01:25:01,397 --> 01:25:03,465
- neither of us
- wanted this wedding.
- 1364
- 01:25:03,466 --> 01:25:06,601
- All of this planning
- was just driving us apart.
- 1365
- 01:25:12,141 --> 01:25:14,275
- Zilla.
- 1366
- 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:16,377
- Everybody we know
- 1367
- 01:25:16,378 --> 01:25:20,181
- is set to arrive at
- our home in two hours.
- 1368
- 01:25:20,182 --> 01:25:24,352
- There is a cake the size
- of a truck in the garage.
- 1369
- 01:25:24,353 --> 01:25:28,123
- The orchestra is
- setting up out on the lawn.
- 1370
- 01:25:28,124 --> 01:25:30,458
- I have been wrangling
- 1371
- 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:34,462
- various species of
- vicious birds for 24 hours.
- 1372
- 01:25:34,463 --> 01:25:36,898
- You cannot tell me
- this wedding is off.
- 1373
- 01:25:36,899 --> 01:25:40,235
- Dad, it's just
- really not for us.
- 1374
- 01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:42,737
- Um..
- 1375
- 01:25:42,738 --> 01:25:45,372
- Zoe's in the hospital.
- 1376
- 01:25:48,878 --> 01:25:50,311
- What happened?
- 1377
- 01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:52,213
- I don't know.
- They didn't say.
- 1378
- 01:25:52,214 --> 01:25:54,883
- She was spending
- the night at Francis's.
- 1379
- 01:25:54,884 --> 01:25:57,218
- Oh God.
- 1380
- 01:25:57,219 --> 01:25:59,554
- The last thing she said
- before she left was that...
- 1381
- 01:25:59,555 --> 01:26:02,390
- I don't love her.
- 1382
- 01:26:02,391 --> 01:26:03,691
- What did you say?
- 1383
- 01:26:03,692 --> 01:26:08,195
- I said, she makes
- it hard sometimes.
- 1384
- 01:26:08,931 --> 01:26:13,434
- Okay, bro.
- It's going to be okay.
- 1385
- 01:26:13,435 --> 01:26:14,769
- Also you re driving right now,
- 1386
- 01:26:14,770 --> 01:26:17,672
- so I really need you
- to look at the road.
- 1387
- 01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,674
- That was Francis's grandmother.
- 1388
- 01:26:19,675 --> 01:26:22,210
- She said Zoe
- jumped off the roof.
- 1389
- 01:26:22,211 --> 01:26:24,846
- She's under anesthetic right
- now so we can't see her yet.
- 1390
- 01:26:24,847 --> 01:26:28,917
- But the nurse wants us to bring
- her clothes and insurance card
- 1391
- 01:26:28,918 --> 01:26:32,453
- and maybe a stuffed animal
- or something to cheer her up.
- 1392
- 01:26:32,454 --> 01:26:33,821
- Most of Zoe's stuffed animals
- 1393
- 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:35,390
- have parted
- ways with their heads
- 1394
- 01:26:35,391 --> 01:26:37,959
- so I don't know
- how cheerful that is.
- 1395
- 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:41,229
- What else would
- make her happy?
- 1396
- 01:26:41,230 --> 01:26:43,297
- I know.
- 1397
- 01:27:05,487 --> 01:27:08,889
- Go, go, go.
- 1398
- 01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:12,893
- Goddamn it!
- 1399
- 01:27:22,438 --> 01:27:25,506
- We need to go to Good
- Samaritan Hospital, pronto.
- 1400
- 01:27:25,507 --> 01:27:26,975
- I'm here to drive newlyweds
- 1401
- 01:27:26,976 --> 01:27:29,711
- to the airport.
- You are not a newlywed.
- 1402
- 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:32,713
- No, we are.
- 1403
- 01:27:36,652 --> 01:27:39,954
- Hey, hey!
- 1404
- 01:27:39,955 --> 01:27:42,857
- I do weddings. Not funerals!
- 1405
- 01:27:42,858 --> 01:27:44,325
- You take a right on Cornell!
- 1406
- 01:27:44,326 --> 01:27:46,561
- No no no, take
- the freeway, it's faster!
- 1407
- 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,363
- I am a professional chauffeur
- 1408
- 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:50,598
- and I do not
- tolerate back seat driving!
- 1409
- 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:53,667
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 1410
- 01:27:59,642 --> 01:28:01,042
- Hey, hey!
- 1411
- 01:28:01,043 --> 01:28:02,826
- You cannot park here.
- 1412
- 01:28:02,827 --> 01:28:04,612
- It's an emergency.
- We have an injured child.
- 1413
- 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:07,681
- Okay, well let's get him inside.
- 1414
- 01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:12,452
- Why is he already in a coffin?
- 1415
- 01:28:16,659 --> 01:28:17,959
- You cannot
- bring that in here!
- 1416
- 01:28:17,960 --> 01:28:19,761
- It's for my daughter.
- 1417
- 01:28:19,762 --> 01:28:21,496
- You don't
- understand, sir.
- 1418
- 01:28:21,497 --> 01:28:24,564
- Your daughter's not dead.
- 1419
- 01:28:30,506 --> 01:28:32,307
- I ain't dead yet.
- 1420
- 01:28:32,308 --> 01:28:35,810
- My apologies, ma am.
- 1421
- 01:28:35,811 --> 01:28:38,313
- I was trying to tell you, sir
- 1422
- 01:28:38,314 --> 01:28:40,481
- your daughter has been
- moved to the recovery wing.
- 1423
- 01:28:40,482 --> 01:28:42,417
- She is very much alive.
- 1424
- 01:28:42,418 --> 01:28:44,485
- Now you re going to
- have to take that downstairs.
- 1425
- 01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:47,554
- That is not the kind of
- thing we find uplifting here.
- 1426
- 01:28:51,627 --> 01:28:54,211
- She was lucky.
- 1427
- 01:28:54,212 --> 01:28:56,798
- She hit the edge of a trampoline
- and rolled off into soft shrubs.
- 1428
- 01:28:56,799 --> 01:29:00,100
- Had she hit the ground,
- she might not have made it.
- 1429
- 01:29:04,540 --> 01:29:08,976
- I don't know if you can
- hear me right now, but um..
- 1430
- 01:29:08,977 --> 01:29:13,447
- I just wanted to
- let you know that
- 1431
- 01:29:14,049 --> 01:29:16,984
- your coffin is waiting for you.
- 1432
- 01:29:16,985 --> 01:29:20,088
- Okay?
- 1433
- 01:29:20,089 --> 01:29:23,357
- It's here whenever
- you re ready to use it.
- 1434
- 01:29:36,805 --> 01:29:40,108
- I feel like Lu's dad
- could be a mummy.
- 1435
- 01:29:40,109 --> 01:29:43,077
- I was thinking
- more like a vampire.
- 1436
- 01:29:43,078 --> 01:29:46,848
- But he's pale, like a mummy.
- 1437
- 01:29:46,849 --> 01:29:49,016
- Vampires are pale.
- 1438
- 01:29:49,017 --> 01:29:52,854
- Look at the way those
- veins pop out of his forehead.
- 1439
- 01:29:52,855 --> 01:29:54,989
- Like a vampire.
- 1440
- 01:29:54,990 --> 01:29:56,691
- But mummies are easy.
- 1441
- 01:29:56,692 --> 01:29:58,960
- Just wrap him
- up in toilet paper.
- 1442
- 01:29:58,961 --> 01:30:00,428
- Francis, how are
- we going to wrap him
- 1443
- 01:30:00,429 --> 01:30:03,998
- in toilet paper
- without him noticing?
- 1444
- 01:30:03,999 --> 01:30:06,868
- Next?
- 1445
- 01:30:06,869 --> 01:30:09,504
- Oh, mine's not real.
- 1446
- 01:30:09,505 --> 01:30:11,838
- You go ahead.
- 1447
- 01:30:17,780 --> 01:30:19,514
- Zilla?
- 1448
- 01:30:19,515 --> 01:30:21,983
- We all bought
- presents for Zoe.
- 1449
- 01:30:21,984 --> 01:30:23,851
- Nobody ever
- brings me presents.
- 1450
- 01:30:23,852 --> 01:30:27,588
- Mm mm.
- 1451
- 01:30:27,589 --> 01:30:30,758
- That's so nice.
- But she's still asleep.
- 1452
- 01:30:30,759 --> 01:30:32,026
- We ll put them in the coffin
- 1453
- 01:30:32,027 --> 01:30:35,029
- and she can enjoy them
- when she wakes up. Okay?
- 1454
- 01:30:35,030 --> 01:30:38,099
- Me first.
- I brought maggots.
- 1455
- 01:30:38,100 --> 01:30:40,067
- Fake blood.
- 1456
- 01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:42,036
- I mean, I know she just
- had real blood transfusions.
- 1457
- 01:30:42,037 --> 01:30:44,505
- So she might not
- need it until later.
- 1458
- 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,808
- A shriveled hand.
- 1459
- 01:30:46,809 --> 01:30:48,676
- Edible eyeballs.
- 1460
- 01:30:48,677 --> 01:30:50,777
- False teeth.
- 1461
- 01:30:50,778 --> 01:30:52,878
- Wait a second.
- Mom, do you have an extra pair?
- 1462
- 01:30:57,719 --> 01:31:00,755
- Um, it's a colander.
- 1463
- 01:31:00,756 --> 01:31:04,892
- We got it for
- Zilla and Lu, but...
- 1464
- 01:31:04,893 --> 01:31:06,627
- Liver.
- 1465
- 01:31:06,628 --> 01:31:08,930
- This should
- probably be refrigerated.
- 1466
- 01:31:08,931 --> 01:31:10,898
- Pickled fingers.
- 1467
- 01:31:10,899 --> 01:31:14,101
- I noticed her supply in the
- refrigerator was dwindling
- 1468
- 01:31:14,102 --> 01:31:15,536
- and I don't want to know why
- 1469
- 01:31:15,537 --> 01:31:17,604
- so here's a replacement.
- 1470
- 01:31:20,108 --> 01:31:23,009
- Y'all are sick.
- 1471
- 01:31:29,952 --> 01:31:32,053
- Francis.
- 1472
- 01:31:32,054 --> 01:31:34,155
- Why did Zoe jump?
- 1473
- 01:31:34,156 --> 01:31:35,790
- For our horror film.
- 1474
- 01:31:35,791 --> 01:31:37,992
- We needed the
- footage for the ending.
- 1475
- 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,894
- It wasn't because of me?
- 1476
- 01:31:39,895 --> 01:31:42,763
- Why would it be?
- 1477
- 01:31:42,764 --> 01:31:46,167
- I thought maybe it was
- because I yelled at her.
- 1478
- 01:31:46,168 --> 01:31:50,037
- Ugh.
- Typical parental narcissism.
- 1479
- 01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:52,840
- Your daughter is a very
- dedicated horror devotee.
- 1480
- 01:31:52,841 --> 01:31:54,809
- Why would she end herself
- two days before the deadline
- 1481
- 01:31:54,810 --> 01:31:57,277
- without good reason?
- 1482
- 01:31:58,814 --> 01:32:00,847
- What deadline?
- 1483
- 01:32:08,924 --> 01:32:10,991
- Ready?
- 1484
- 01:33:04,646 --> 01:33:06,314
- I'd also be willing
- to wear the blue taffeta
- 1485
- 01:33:06,315 --> 01:33:08,749
- - with rhinestones.
- - Who are you, Liberace?
- 1486
- 01:33:08,750 --> 01:33:10,751
- If Pat gets to wear
- that, I want to wear this.
- 1487
- 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:15,723
- This is not just choose
- your favorite gender day!
- 1488
- 01:33:15,724 --> 01:33:17,358
- There are Rules!
- 1489
- 01:33:19,962 --> 01:33:22,863
- Roooooaaaarr!
- 1490
- 01:33:22,864 --> 01:33:25,899
- Aaaaaahhhh!
- 1491
- 01:33:29,638 --> 01:33:31,705
- Mom! Mom!
- 1492
- 01:33:52,060 --> 01:33:53,861
- Zoe!
- 1493
- 01:33:53,862 --> 01:33:54,895
- It's okay.
- 1494
- 01:33:54,896 --> 01:33:55,896
- Oh my God.
- 1495
- 01:33:55,897 --> 01:33:59,966
- Awooooooo!!!
- 1496
- 01:34:10,345 --> 01:34:12,713
- Everybody be quiet.
- 1497
- 01:34:12,714 --> 01:34:16,650
- We re going to have a
- Nice Family Event!
- 1498
- 01:34:17,919 --> 01:34:21,856
- Zoe, did you..
- 1499
- 01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:23,958
- Shave this dog?
- 1500
- 01:34:23,959 --> 01:34:26,193
- I asked you to
- represent the family
- 1501
- 01:34:26,194 --> 01:34:28,429
- and they ended up<i> in jail.</i>
- 1502
- 01:34:28,430 --> 01:34:29,830
- Why is Francis here?
- 1503
- 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:31,932
- Why is Francis always here?
- 1504
- 01:34:31,933 --> 01:34:33,200
- Zoe!
- 1505
- 01:34:33,201 --> 01:34:35,936
- What the hell do
- you think you re doing?
- 1506
- 01:34:35,937 --> 01:34:39,005
- It's not enough that you re
- ruining your sister's wedding?
- 1507
- 01:34:45,414 --> 01:34:47,982
- Aaaaahhh!
- 1508
- 01:34:47,983 --> 01:34:49,850
- Woooaaaahhh!
- 1509
- 01:34:49,851 --> 01:34:51,185
- Aaaaahhh!
- 1510
- 01:34:51,186 --> 01:34:53,220
- Aaaaahhh! Aaaaahhh!
- 1511
- 01:34:53,221 --> 01:34:55,889
- A paper cut!
- 1512
- 01:35:23,452 --> 01:35:26,720
- Francis, you re
- kind of in the way here.
- 1513
- 01:35:58,453 --> 01:36:01,422
- Oh my God.
- 1514
- 01:36:01,423 --> 01:36:03,357
- What happens next?
- 1515
- 01:36:03,358 --> 01:36:04,925
- We haven't
- written it yet.
- 1516
- 01:36:04,926 --> 01:36:09,163
- Well! It was really
- quite good, wasn't it?
- 1517
- 01:36:09,164 --> 01:36:11,832
- Really captured my
- impression of the whole wedding.
- 1518
- 01:36:11,833 --> 01:36:15,002
- She's certainly
- an odd child, isn't she?
- 1519
- 01:36:15,003 --> 01:36:19,507
- I- I've tried to
- make her normal.
- 1520
- 01:36:19,508 --> 01:36:20,508
- Why bother?
- 1521
- 01:36:20,509 --> 01:36:24,211
- She's great
- the way she is.
- 1522
- 01:36:24,212 --> 01:36:29,416
- You don't think she'd be better
- playing with, you know, dolls..
- 1523
- 01:36:29,417 --> 01:36:30,985
- Instead of human skulls?
- 1524
- 01:36:30,986 --> 01:36:34,155
- Dad, you can give Zoe
- all the dolls you want but..
- 1525
- 01:36:34,156 --> 01:36:37,057
- She's going to
- murder all of them.
- 1526
- 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:38,526
- People have to be who they are.
- 1527
- 01:36:38,527 --> 01:36:42,129
- And we should
- embrace them for that.
- 1528
- 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:45,432
- What are we going
- to do about the wedding?
- 1529
- 01:36:45,433 --> 01:36:49,969
- Well, we have a catered
- banquet spoiling in the kitchen
- 1530
- 01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:55,342
- a wedding no one wants
- set up on the back lawn and..
- 1531
- 01:36:55,343 --> 01:37:00,014
- About $10,000 worth of
- flowers that are probably dead.
- 1532
- 01:37:00,015 --> 01:37:01,048
- Poor Zoe.
- 1533
- 01:37:01,049 --> 01:37:03,450
- She's going to be devastated
- 1534
- 01:37:03,451 --> 01:37:05,853
- when she wakes
- up in the hospital.
- 1535
- 01:37:05,854 --> 01:37:08,422
- Guys.
- 1536
- 01:37:08,423 --> 01:37:11,491
- I know a way we
- could fix both problems.
- 1537
- 01:37:21,269 --> 01:37:22,870
- Why can't I just walk?
- 1538
- 01:37:22,871 --> 01:37:25,539
- You know you need
- to stay off your feet.
- 1539
- 01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:27,274
- Stupid cast.
- 1540
- 01:37:27,275 --> 01:37:31,245
- I don't want to hear you
- complaining about your cast.
- 1541
- 01:37:31,246 --> 01:37:34,949
- People who jump off
- roofs end up in casts
- 1542
- 01:37:34,950 --> 01:37:38,017
- and they re lucky
- they re not dead.
- 1543
- 01:37:42,057 --> 01:37:43,324
- Now your sister's
- getting married
- 1544
- 01:37:43,325 --> 01:37:45,359
- and I want you to be
- at your best behavior.
- 1545
- 01:37:45,360 --> 01:37:49,997
- I want you to pretend
- to be a normal, polite child.
- 1546
- 01:37:49,998 --> 01:37:54,268
- Oh, Francis dropped
- off your video camera.
- 1547
- 01:37:54,269 --> 01:37:56,337
- I don't need it anymore.
- 1548
- 01:37:56,338 --> 01:37:58,005
- What are you talking about?
- 1549
- 01:37:58,006 --> 01:38:00,107
- You need to film
- your sister's wedding.
- 1550
- 01:38:00,108 --> 01:38:02,910
- I don't want to.
- 1551
- 01:38:02,911 --> 01:38:05,446
- You either switch on the camera
- 1552
- 01:38:05,447 --> 01:38:08,514
- or I'm going upstairs and
- grabbing your flower girl dress.
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