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Dry Bowser and Toadette's Construction Junction

Jul 3rd, 2019
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  1. Dry Bowser was looking over blueprints with Toadette farting constantly as they were taking a break from doing construction work in New Donk City, with the skeletal reptile being the taskmaster and the flatulent fungi female being the chief.
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  3. "Personally I think there's way too many construction sites around this metropolis." Taskmaster Dry Bowser spoke up as he scanned through the printed plans. "Why can't they focus on just forced perspective instead of having to edge everything out?"
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  5. "I dunno, but maybe we should give extra plumbing to the foundation!" Chief Toadette said above her stinky bassy farts while fanning the air. "It's certainly gonna need it when I gotta take a poop!"
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  7. Dry Bowser was disgusted at how nonchalant Toadette was with her bodily functions, yet he found it as an odd charm since he knew that he wouldn't be in any embarrassing situations like her. Eventually the duo started to work around the construction as they found various New Donkers and other non human beings wandering the city streets, with them getting through construction much faster than expected.
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  9. Dry Bowser: We're doing such a good job. (stretches his bones) Just a few more girders combined, and we can leave!
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  11. Toadette: Oh joy, I love it when a good plan comes together! (shits herself) Ooh, I'm gonna need to construct new undies after that!
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  13. Everyone laughed at this except Dry Bowser, who just rolled his eyes while Toadette revealed in her embarrassed state as they managed to finish their project, with everyone moving onto the next construction site, for the building they finished was yet another office in a concrete jungle full of them.
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