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Session log - stone wool and no recovery

Magus_Prime Jan 13th, 2018 71 Never
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  1.  
  2. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  3.  
  4. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  5.                Player Snapshot
  6. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  7.  
  8.  > moon
  9.  
  10. January 12, 2018 - Boozember 4
  11.  
  12. Ronald: waxing gibbous
  13. Grimace: waxing crescent
  14. Mini-moon: in front of Grimace, R side
  15.  
  16. Feast of Boris: 3 days
  17. Yuletide: 8 days
  18. Festival of Jarlsberg: 13 days
  19. Valentine's Day: 24 days
  20. St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 31 days
  21. Oyster Egg Day: 38 days
  22. El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 46 days
  23. Generic Summer Holiday: 55 days
  24. Dependence Day: 64 days
  25. Arrrbor Day: 72 days
  26. Labór Day: 82 days
  27. Halloween: 92 days
  28.  
  29.  
  30. Mysticism bonus tomorrow (not today).
  31.  
  32.  
  33.  > status
  34.  
  35. Name: Arbos
  36. Class: Seal Clubber
  37.  
  38. Lv: 10
  39. HP: 495 / 495
  40. MP: 99 / 224
  41.  
  42. Mus: 226 (87), tnp = 69
  43. Mys: 108 (56), tnp = 26
  44. Mox: 105 (54), tnp = 53
  45.  
  46. Advs: 78
  47. Meat: 2,708
  48.  
  49. Full: 0 / 15
  50. Drunk: 0 / 14
  51. Spleen: 0 / 15
  52.  
  53.  
  54.  > equipment
  55.  
  56. Hat: Crown of the Goblin King
  57. Weapon: spiked femur
  58. Off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  59. Shirt: (none)
  60. Pants: (none)
  61. Back: protonic accelerator pack
  62.  
  63. Acc. 1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  64. Acc. 2: tiny plastic golden gundam
  65. Acc. 3: dead guy's watch
  66.  
  67. Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
  68. Item: li'l unicorn costume
  69.  
  70.  > skills
  71.  
  72. Uncategorized
  73.  - 20/20 Vision
  74.  - 5-D Earning Potential
  75.  - Abs of Tin
  76.  - Alien Source Code
  77.  - Astute Angler
  78.  - Awesome Balls of Fire
  79.  - Bend Hell
  80.  - Bow-Legged Swagger
  81.  - CLEESH
  82.  - Calculate the Universe
  83.  - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
  84.  - Chronic Indigestion
  85.  - Communism!
  86.  - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
  87.  - Creepy Lullaby
  88.  - Deep Dark Visions
  89.  - Disintegrate
  90.  - Drescher's Annoying Noise
  91.  - Eggsplosion
  92.  - Eldritch Intellect
  93.  - Eternal Flame
  94.  - Evoke Eldritch Horror
  95.  - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
  96.  - Gingerbread Mob Hit
  97.  - Grease Lightning
  98.  - Inappropriate Backrub
  99.  - Incredible Self-Esteem
  100.  - Licorice Rope
  101.  - Marginally Insane
  102.  - Master of the Surprising Fist
  103.  - Maximum Chill
  104.  - Meteor Lore
  105.  - Mudbath
  106.  - Natural Born Scrabbler
  107.  - Object Quasi-Permanence
  108.  - Psychokinetic Hug
  109.  - Quantum Movement
  110.  - Raise Backup Dancer
  111.  - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
  112.  - Request Sandwich
  113.  - Shattering Punch
  114.  - Shivering Monkey Technique
  115.  - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  116.  - Slimy Shoulders
  117.  - Slimy Sinews
  118.  - Slimy Synapses
  119.  - Snokebomb
  120.  - Snowclone
  121.  - Speluck
  122.  - Stack Lumps
  123.  - Steely-Eyed Squint
  124.  - Sweet Synthesis
  125.  - Thrift and Grift
  126.  - Transcendent Olfaction
  127.  - Walberg's Dim Bulb
  128.  
  129. Seal Clubber
  130.  - Audacity of the Otter
  131.  - Batter Up!
  132.  - Blubber Up
  133.  - Buoyancy of the Beluga
  134.  - Cavalcade of Fury
  135.  - Claws of the Walrus
  136.  - Clobber
  137.  - Club Foot
  138.  - Cold Shoulder
  139.  - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
  140.  - Fortitude of the Muskox
  141.  - Furious Wallop
  142.  - Harpoon!
  143.  - Hibernate
  144.  - Hide of the Walrus
  145.  - Ire of the Orca
  146.  - Lunge Smack
  147.  - Lunging Thrust-Smack
  148.  - Musk of the Moose
  149.  - Northern Explosion
  150.  - Northern Exposure
  151.  - Precision of the Penguin
  152.  - Pride of the Puffin
  153.  - Pulverize
  154.  - Rage of the Reindeer
  155.  - Scowl of the Auk
  156.  - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  157.  - Seething of the Snow Leopard
  158.  - Silent Hunter
  159.  - Snarl of the Timberwolf
  160.  - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
  161.  - Thirst of the Weasel
  162.  - Thrust-Smack
  163.  - Tongue of the Walrus
  164.  - Wrath of the Wolverine
  165.  
  166. Turtle Tamer
  167.  - Amphibian Sympathy
  168.  - Armorcraftiness
  169.  - Astral Shell
  170.  - Blessing of She-Who-Was
  171.  - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
  172.  - Blessing of the War Snapper
  173.  - Butts of Steel
  174.  - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
  175.  - Empathy of the Newt
  176.  - Ghostly Shell
  177.  - Headbutt
  178.  - Hero of the Half-Shell
  179.  - Kneebutt
  180.  - Patience of the Tortoise
  181.  - Patient Smile
  182.  - Pizza Lover
  183.  - Quiet Determination
  184.  - Reptilian Fortitude
  185.  - Shell Up
  186.  - Shieldbutt
  187.  - Skin of the Leatherback
  188.  - Spectral Snapper
  189.  - Spiky Shell
  190.  - Spirit Boon
  191.  - Spirit Snap
  192.  - Spirit Vacation
  193.  - Stiff Upper Lip
  194.  - Summon Leviatuga
  195.  - Tao of the Terrapin
  196.  - Tenacity of the Snapper
  197.  - Testudinal Teachings
  198.  - The Long View
  199.  - Toss
  200.  - Turtle Power
  201.  - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
  202.  
  203. Pastamancer
  204.  - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
  205.  - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
  206.  - Bind Lasagmbie
  207.  - Bind Penne Dreadful
  208.  - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
  209.  - Bind Spice Ghost
  210.  - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
  211.  - Bind Vampieroghi
  212.  - Bind Vermincelli
  213.  - Bringing Up the Rear
  214.  - Cannelloni Cannon
  215.  - Cannelloni Cocoon
  216.  - Entangling Noodles
  217.  - Fearful Fettucini
  218.  - Flavour of Magic
  219.  - Lasagna Bandages
  220.  - Leash of Linguini
  221.  - Manicotti Meditation
  222.  - Pastamastery
  223.  - Quiet Judgement
  224.  - Ravioli Shurikens
  225.  - Shield of the Pastalord
  226.  - Spaghetti Spear
  227.  - Spirit of Ravioli
  228.  - Spirit of Rigatoni
  229.  - Springy Fusilli
  230.  - Stuffed Mortar Shell
  231.  - Subtle and Quick to Anger
  232.  - Tempuramancy
  233.  - Thrall Unit Tactics
  234.  - Tolerance of the Kitchen
  235.  - Transcendent Al Dente
  236.  - Transcendental Noodlecraft
  237.  - Utensil Twist
  238.  - Weapon of the Pastalord
  239.  - Wizard Squint
  240.  
  241. Sauceror
  242.  - Advanced Saucecrafting
  243.  - Antibiotic Saucesphere
  244.  - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
  245.  - Curse of Marinara
  246.  - Curse of Vichyssoise
  247.  - Curse of Weaksauce
  248.  - Curse of the Thousand Islands
  249.  - Deep Saucery
  250.  - Diminished Gag Reflex
  251.  - Elemental Saucesphere
  252.  - Expert Panhandling
  253.  - Icy Glare
  254.  - Impetuous Sauciness
  255.  - Inner Sauce
  256.  - Intrinsic Spiciness
  257.  - Irrepressible Spunk
  258.  - Itchy Curse Finger
  259.  - Jalapeño Saucesphere
  260.  - Master Saucier
  261.  - Salsaball
  262.  - Sauce Contemplation
  263.  - Sauce Monocle
  264.  - Saucecicle
  265.  - Saucegeyser
  266.  - Saucemaven
  267.  - Saucestorm
  268.  - Saucy Salve
  269.  - Scarysauce
  270.  - Silent Treatment
  271.  - Simmer
  272.  - Soul Saucery
  273.  - Stream of Sauce
  274.  - The Way of Sauce
  275.  - Wave of Sauce
  276.  - Wry Smile
  277.  
  278. Disco Bandit
  279.  - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  280.  - Adventurer of Leisure
  281.  - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
  282.  - Deft Hands
  283.  - Disco Aerobics
  284.  - Disco Bravado
  285.  - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
  286.  - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
  287.  - Disco Dance of Doom
  288.  - Disco Eye-Poke
  289.  - Disco Face Stab
  290.  - Disco Fever
  291.  - Disco Greed
  292.  - Disco Inferno
  293.  - Disco Leer
  294.  - Disco Nap
  295.  - Disco Shank
  296.  - Disco Smirk
  297.  - Disco State of Mind
  298.  - Flashy Dancer
  299.  - Frantic Gyrations
  300.  - Heart of Polyester
  301.  - Knife in the Dark
  302.  - Mad Looting Skillz
  303.  - Nimble Fingers
  304.  - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
  305.  - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
  306.  - Sensitive Fingers
  307.  - Silent Knife
  308.  - Smooth Movement
  309.  - Suckerpunch
  310.  - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
  311.  - Tango of Terror
  312.  - That's Not a Knife
  313.  - Tricky Knifework
  314.  
  315. Accordion Thief
  316.  - Accordion Appreciation
  317.  - Accordion Bash
  318.  - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  319.  - Bawdy Refrain
  320.  - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
  321.  - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
  322.  - Cadenza
  323.  - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  324.  - Chorale of Companionship
  325.  - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
  326.  - Concerto de los Muertos
  327.  - Cone of Zydeco
  328.  - Crab Claw Technique
  329.  - Dirge of Dreadfulness
  330.  - Dissonant Riff
  331.  - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
  332.  - Elron's Explosive Etude
  333.  - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  334.  - Five Finger Discount
  335.  - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
  336.  - Knowing Smile
  337.  - Mariachi Memory
  338.  - Master Accordion Master Thief
  339.  - Moxie of the Mariachi
  340.  - Prelude of Precision
  341.  - Quiet Desperation
  342.  - Sing
  343.  - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
  344.  - Sticky Fingers
  345.  - Suspicious Gaze
  346.  - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
  347.  - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
  348.  - The Moxious Madrigal
  349.  - The Ode to Booze
  350.  - The Polka of Plenty
  351.  - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
  352.  - The Psalm of Pointiness
  353.  - The Sonata of Sneakiness
  354.  - Thief Among the Honorable
  355.  - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  356.  
  357. Conditional
  358.  - KGB tranquilizer dart
  359.  - Shoot Ghost
  360.  - Spirit of Bacon Grease
  361.  - Spirit of Cayenne
  362.  - Spirit of Garlic
  363.  - Spirit of Nothing
  364.  - Spirit of Peppermint
  365.  - Spirit of Wormwood
  366.  - Trap Ghost
  367.  
  368. Ed
  369.  - Mild Curse
  370.  
  371. Gnome Trainer
  372.  - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
  373.  - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
  374.  - Gnomish Hardigness
  375.  - Powers of Observatiogn
  376.  - Torso Awaregness
  377.  
  378.  
  379.  > effects
  380.  
  381. 3 of 4 AT buffs active.
  382. ? Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  383. ? Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  384. Temporary Lycanthropy
  385. Elemental Saucesphere (3)
  386. Spiky Shell (3)
  387. Musk of the Moose (6)
  388. Patience of the Tortoise (8)
  389. Seal Clubbing Frenzy (8)
  390. Starry-Eyed (10)
  391. Total Protonic Reversal (10)
  392. Singer's Faithful Ocelot (11)
  393. Ghostly Shell (12)
  394. Pride of the Puffin (12)
  395. Astral Shell (13)
  396. Empathy (13)
  397. init.enh (13)
  398. ? Patient Smile (13)
  399. ? Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (13)
  400. On the Trail [dairy goat] (15)
  401. Rage of the Reindeer (16)
  402. Springy Fusilli (16)
  403. Walberg's Dim Bulb (16)
  404. Drescher's Annoying Noise (18)
  405. Leash of Linguini (18)
  406. Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
  407. Puzzle Champ (25)
  408. Driving Obnoxiously (26)
  409. Rational Thought (81)
  410. items.enh (100)
  411. meat.enh (100)
  412. familiar.enq (200)
  413. Spirit of Peppermint (?)
  414.  
  415.  
  416.  > modifiers
  417.  
  418. ML: +50
  419. Enc: +5.00%
  420. Init: +200.00%
  421.  
  422. Exp: +10.57
  423. Meat: +140.00%
  424. Item: +135.00%
  425.  
  426.  
  427. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  428.  
  429.  
  430. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  431. You acquire an item: stuffed cocoabo
  432. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  433. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  434.  
  435. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  436.  
  437. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  438.  
  439. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  440.  
  441. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  442. You spent 47 Meat
  443. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  444.  
  445. add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  446.  
  447. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  448. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  449.  
  450. take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
  451. You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
  452.  
  453. trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
  454. You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
  455.  
  456. Use 2 ten-leaf clover
  457. You acquire disassembled clover (2)
  458.  
  459. cast 1 Communism!
  460.  
  461. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  462. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  463. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  464. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  465. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  466. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  467. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  468. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  469. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  470. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  471. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  472. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  473. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  474. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  475. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  476. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  477. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  478. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  479. You acquire an item: splendid martini
  480. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
  481. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  482. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
  483. You acquire exploding cigar (3)
  484. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  485. You acquire an item: golden gun
  486. You acquire golden gum (3)
  487. You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
  488. > Done.
  489.  
  490. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  491. > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.8
  492.  
  493. use 1 Time-Spinner
  494.  
  495. [193] Time-Spinner
  496. Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
  497. choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
  498. Encounter: The Far Future
  499. Encounter: The Far Future
  500. Took choice 1199/1: Vagrant
  501. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
  502. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In your Quarters
  503. Took choice 1199/3: Use the Replicator
  504. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  505. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In your Quarters
  506. Took choice 1199/2: "Gin, Kardashian, Shot"
  507. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  508. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In your Quarters
  509. You acquire an item: Shot of Kardashian Gin
  510. Took choice 1199/5: Go to the Bridge
  511. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  512. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  513. Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
  514. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  515. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  516. Took choice 1199/5: Speak with the alien
  517. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  518. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  519. Took choice 1199/2: "You want to have a party?"
  520. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
  521. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  522. Took choice 1199/3: Speak to Leftenant Uhura
  523. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
  524. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  525. Took choice 1199/6: "Please patch me through to the whole ship."
  526. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
  527. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  528. Took choice 1199/4: "There's free ice cream in the Lounge AND we are probably going to survive this encounter."
  529. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  530. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  531. Took choice 1199/7: "That will be all, thank you Leftenant Uhura."
  532. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
  533. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
  534. Took choice 1199/7: Enter the Turbolift
  535. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
  536. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Turbolift
  537. Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Holofloor
  538. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
  539. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  540. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  541. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  542. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  543. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  544. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  545. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  546. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  547. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  548. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  549. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  550. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  551. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  552. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  553. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  554. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  555. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  556. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  557. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  558. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  559. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  560. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  561. Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  562. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
  563. Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
  564. Took choice 1199/4: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
  565. choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
  566. > Mission successful, earning two medals.
  567. > You've earned 714 medals so far.
  568. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  569. > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
  570. > This is day 2.
  571. > Turns played: 192 current adventures: 78
  572. > Current Ascension: Standard
  573. teatree cuppa Sobrie tea
  574. You acquire an item: cuppa Sobrie tea
  575.  
  576. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  577. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  578. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
  579. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  580.  
  581. wham.php?visit=1
  582. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  583. wham.php?visit=2
  584. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  585. wham.php?visit=3
  586. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  587. wham.php?visit=4
  588. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  589. wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
  590. wham.php?visit=5
  591. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  592. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=5
  593. wham.php?visit=6
  594. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
  595. wham.php?visit=7
  596. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
  597. wham.php?visit=8
  598. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
  599. wham.php?visit=9
  600. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9
  601. wham.php?accuse=5&visit=5
  602. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  603. > Solved the case in 75 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
  604.  
  605. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  606. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
  607. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  608.  
  609. wham.php?visit=1
  610. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  611. wham.php?visit=2
  612. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  613. wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
  614. wham.php?accuse=4&visit=4
  615. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  616. > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
  617.  
  618. Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
  619. Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
  620. choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
  621.  
  622. wham.php?visit=1
  623. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
  624. wham.php?ask=7&visit=1
  625. wham.php?visit=2
  626. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
  627. wham.php?visit=3
  628. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
  629. wham.php?visit=4
  630. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
  631. wham.php?visit=5
  632. wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
  633. wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=5
  634. wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
  635. You acquire cop dollar (3)
  636. > Solved the case in 47 minutes, earning 4 bonus dollars.
  637.  
  638. trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
  639. You acquire an item: shoe gum
  640.  
  641. equip shirt astral shirt
  642.  
  643. equip pants swashbuckling pants
  644.  
  645. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  646.  
  647. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  648.  
  649. use 1 tonic djinn
  650.  
  651. [193] tonic djinn
  652. Encounter: If You Could Only See
  653. Took choice 778/2: gain 50-60 muscle stats
  654. choice.php?whichchoice=778&option=2&pwd
  655. You gain 66 Beefiness
  656. > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
  657.  
  658. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
  659. You spent 47 Meat
  660. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  661.  
  662. use 1 chewing gum on a string
  663. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  664.  
  665. buy 1 antique accordion for 2375 each from Uncle P's Antiques
  666. You spent 2,375 Meat
  667. You acquire an item: antique accordion
  668. > Oven found! We can cook!
  669.  
  670. cast 1 That's Not a Knife
  671. You acquire an item: soap knife
  672.  
  673. add to closet: 1 soap knife
  674. > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  675. > Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 14.658333333333335
  676. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 175.0
  677. > HP: 495/574, MP: 99/298
  678. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  679. > ML: 70 control: 10
  680. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  681.  
  682. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_horsery
  683. Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
  684. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1266&option=2
  685.  
  686. use 1 portable pantogram
  687. Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
  688. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=2&s1=-1%2C0&s2=-2%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
  689.  
  690. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  691. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  692. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1275&option=5
  693. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  694.  
  695. familiar Intergnat (51 lbs)
  696.  
  697. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  698. > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
  699. > Pre Adventure at none done, beep.
  700.  
  701. [193] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  702. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  703. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  704. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
  705.  
  706. [193] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  707. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  708. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  709. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  710. Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
  711. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
  712. Encounter: LOV Enforcer NAMED NEIL
  713. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  714. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  715.  
  716. [193] Noob Cave
  717. Encounter: LOV Enforcer NAMED NEIL
  718. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  719. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  720. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  721. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 8 damage.
  722. Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 8 damage.
  723. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
  724. Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  725. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  726. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 23 attack power.
  727. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 38 defense.
  728. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 8 damage.
  729. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 8 damage.
  730. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  731. Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 3 defense.
  732. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  733. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 6 damage.
  734. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
  735. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
  736. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
  737. Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  738. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  739. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
  740. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 6 defense.
  741. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 7 damage.
  742. Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 7 damage.
  743. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  744. Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 3 defense.
  745. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  746. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 58 damage.
  747. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 10 damage.
  748. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
  749. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  750. Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  751. Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
  752. Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
  753. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  754. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 50 damage.
  755. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 10 damage.
  756. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
  757. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
  758. Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 3 defense.
  759. Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
  760. Round 7: You lose 19 hit points
  761. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  762. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 64 damage.
  763. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
  764. Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 13 damage.
  765. Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
  766. Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
  767. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  768. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Jim the Great. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  769. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  770. You gain 11 Meat.
  771. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  772. You acquire an item: BACON
  773. After Battle: You gain 47 Strongness
  774. You gain a Muscle point!
  775. After Battle: You gain 28 Magicalness
  776. You gain a Mysticality point!
  777. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  778. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  779. Took choice 1224/1: unknown
  780. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=1
  781.  
  782. [193] Noob Cave
  783. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  784. You acquire an item: LOV Eardigan
  785. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  786. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  787. Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
  788. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
  789. Encounter: LOV Engineer AND TESLA!
  790. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  791. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  792.  
  793. [193] Noob Cave
  794. Encounter: LOV Engineer AND TESLA!
  795. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  796. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  797. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  798. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  799. Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  800. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  801. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 22 attack power.
  802. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 37 defense.
  803. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
  804. Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  805. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  806. Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 17 damage.
  807. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  808. Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  809. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  810. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
  811. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
  812. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  813. Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  814. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  815. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 88 damage.
  816. Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
  817. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
  818. Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  819. Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
  820. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  821. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  822. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 45 damage.
  823. Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
  824. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
  825. Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 3 defense.
  826. Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 7 damage.
  827. Round 7: You lose 21 hit points
  828. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  829. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 50 damage.
  830. Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
  831. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
  832. Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  833. Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 8 damage.
  834. Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
  835. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  836. Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 48 damage.
  837. Round 9: You gain 1 hit point
  838. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
  839. Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
  840. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  841. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and Melanie the Miraculous and RelatedMelanie won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  842. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  843. You gain 13 Meat.
  844. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  845. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  846. After Battle: You gain 112 Muscularity Points
  847. You acquire an item: BACON
  848. After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
  849. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  850. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  851. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  852. Took choice 1226/3: unknown
  853. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=3
  854.  
  855. [193] Noob Cave
  856. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  857. You acquire an effect: Wandering Eye Surgery (50)
  858. > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  859. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
  860. Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
  861. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
  862. Encounter: LOV Equivocator NAMED NEIL
  863. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  864. Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 3 damage.
  865. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  866. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  867.  
  868. [193] Noob Cave
  869. Encounter: LOV Equivocator NAMED NEIL
  870. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  871. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  872. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  873. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
  874. Round 2: LOV Equivocator takes 17 damage.
  875. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
  876. Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
  877. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  878. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 21 attack power.
  879. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 35 defense.
  880. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
  881. Round 3: LOV Equivocator takes 21 damage.
  882. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
  883. Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
  884. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  885. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 12 damage.
  886. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 25 damage.
  887. Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 25 damage.
  888. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
  889. Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
  890. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  891. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
  892. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
  893. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
  894. Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 13 damage.
  895. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
  896. Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
  897. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  898. Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 54 damage.
  899. Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
  900. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 21 damage.
  901. Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 21 damage.
  902. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
  903. Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
  904. Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
  905. Round 6: You lose 22 hit points
  906. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  907. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 53 damage.
  908. Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
  909. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
  910. Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 22 damage.
  911. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
  912. Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
  913. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  914. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  915. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  916. You gain 11 Meat.
  917. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  918. You acquire an item: BACON
  919. After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
  920. After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
  921. After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
  922. You gain a Moxie point!
  923. > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
  924. Took choice 1228/1: unknown
  925. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
  926. You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang
  927.  
  928. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  929. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  930.  
  931. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  932. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  933. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  934. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  935. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  936. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  937.  
  938. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  939. You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
  940.  
  941. cast 1 Pastamastery
  942. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  943.  
  944. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  945.  
  946. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  947. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  948.  
  949. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  950. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  951.  
  952. cast 1 Scarysauce
  953. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  954.  
  955. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  956. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  957.  
  958. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  959. You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  960.  
  961. cast 1 Blubber Up
  962. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  963.  
  964. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  965. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  966.  
  967. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  968. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  969.  
  970. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  971. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  972.  
  973. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  974. You gain 97 hit points
  975. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  976.  
  977. [193] Your Witchess Set
  978. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  979. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  980. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  981. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  982. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  983.  
  984. [193] Your Witchess Set
  985. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  986. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  987. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  988. Encounter: Witchess Knight WITH BACON!!!
  989. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  990. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  991.  
  992. [193] Noob Cave
  993. Encounter: Witchess Knight WITH BACON!!!
  994. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  995. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  996. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  997. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 8 attack power.
  998. Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
  999. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1000. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 42 attack power.
  1001. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 68 defense.
  1002. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 7 attack power.
  1003. Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 8 defense.
  1004. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1005. Round 4: Witchess Knight takes 18 damage.
  1006. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 8 attack power.
  1007. Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
  1008. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1009. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 6 attack power.
  1010. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 11 defense.
  1011. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 7 attack power.
  1012. Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
  1013. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1014. Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 119 damage.
  1015. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  1016. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1017. Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 8 defense.
  1018. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1019. Round 7: Witchess Knight takes 122 damage.
  1020. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  1021. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
  1022. Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
  1023. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1024. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and NoodleDancer totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  1025. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  1026. You gain 14 Meat.
  1027. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  1028. You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
  1029. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  1030. After Battle: You gain 47 Strongness
  1031. You gain a Muscle point!
  1032. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  1033. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  1034. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1035. > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  1036. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 16.483333333333334
  1037. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 330.9622507074614
  1038. > HP: 619/623, MP: 87/301
  1039. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1040. > ML: 70 control: 10
  1041. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1042.  
  1043. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  1044.  
  1045. equip pants pantogram pants
  1046.  
  1047. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1048. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1049. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1050. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1051. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1052. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1053.  
  1054. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1055. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1056. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1057. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1058. Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
  1059. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1060. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1061.  
  1062. [193] Noob Cave
  1063. Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
  1064. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1065. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1066. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1067. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 17 damage.
  1068. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 17 damage.
  1069. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1070. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1071. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1072. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 44 attack power.
  1073. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 72 defense.
  1074. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 18 damage.
  1075. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
  1076. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1077. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1078. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1079. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
  1080. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 32 damage.
  1081. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 32 damage.
  1082. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1083. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1084. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1085. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1086. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1087. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 18 damage.
  1088. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
  1089. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1090. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1091. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1092. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 82 damage.
  1093. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1094. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 27 damage.
  1095. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 27 damage.
  1096. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1097. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1098. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 7 damage.
  1099. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  1100. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  1101. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1102. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 88 damage.
  1103. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  1104. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
  1105. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 20 damage.
  1106. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1107. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1108. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1109. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  1110. After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
  1111. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 12 lb. Intergnat
  1112. You gain 15 Meat.
  1113. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  1114. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1115. You acquire an item: BACON
  1116. After Battle: You gain 76 Fortitude
  1117. After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
  1118. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  1119. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1120. > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  1121. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
  1122. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
  1123. > HP: 610/665, MP: 77/291
  1124. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1125. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1126. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1127.  
  1128. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1129. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1130. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1131. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1132. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1133. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1134.  
  1135. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1136. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1137. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1138. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1139. Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
  1140. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1141. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1142.  
  1143. [193] Noob Cave
  1144. Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
  1145. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1146. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1147. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1148. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 18 damage.
  1149. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
  1150. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1151. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1152. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1153. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 41 attack power.
  1154. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 68 defense.
  1155. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 22 damage.
  1156. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 22 damage.
  1157. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1158. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1159. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1160. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
  1161. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 27 damage.
  1162. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 27 damage.
  1163. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1164. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1165. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1166. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1167. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1168. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 31 damage.
  1169. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 31 damage.
  1170. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1171. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1172. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1173. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 101 damage.
  1174. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1175. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 25 damage.
  1176. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 25 damage.
  1177. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1178. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1179. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 6 damage.
  1180. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1181. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  1182. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1183. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 91 damage.
  1184. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  1185. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 18 damage.
  1186. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
  1187. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1188. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1189. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1190. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when DankBear bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  1191. You acquire an item: desiccated apricot
  1192. You gain 14 Meat.
  1193. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  1194. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1195. You acquire an item: BACON
  1196. After Battle: You gain 65 Strengthliness
  1197. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  1198. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1199. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  1200. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1201. > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  1202. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
  1203. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
  1204. > HP: 615/665, MP: 67/293
  1205. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1206. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1207. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1208.  
  1209. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1210. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1211. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1212. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1213. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1214. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1215.  
  1216. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1217. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1218. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1219. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1220. Encounter: Witchess Bishop AND TESLA!
  1221. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1222. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1223.  
  1224. [193] Noob Cave
  1225. Encounter: Witchess Bishop AND TESLA!
  1226. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1227. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1228. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1229. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1230. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1231. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1232. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 39 attack power.
  1233. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 65 defense.
  1234. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1235. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1236. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1237. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
  1238. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1239. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1240. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1241. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1242. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
  1243. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1244. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
  1245. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1246. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 113 damage.
  1247. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1248. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1249. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1250. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
  1251. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
  1252. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  1253. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1254. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 85 damage.
  1255. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  1256. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1257. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1258. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
  1259. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1260. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  1261. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1262. Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 96 damage.
  1263. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  1264. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
  1265. Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1266. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  1267. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  1268. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  1269. You gain 11 Meat.
  1270. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  1271. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1272. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1273. After Battle: You gain 95 Muscularity Points
  1274. You acquire an item: BACON
  1275. After Battle: You gain 67 Fortitude
  1276. You gain a Muscle point!
  1277. After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
  1278. After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
  1279. You gain a Moxie point!
  1280.  
  1281. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1282.  
  1283. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  1284. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  1285.  
  1286. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  1287. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  1288.  
  1289. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  1290. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  1291.  
  1292. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  1293. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  1294.  
  1295. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1296. You gain 52 hit points
  1297. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1298. > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  1299. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
  1300. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
  1301. > HP: 669/669, MP: 90/293
  1302. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1303. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1304. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1305.  
  1306. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1307. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1308. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1309. Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1310. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1311. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
  1312.  
  1313. [193] Your Witchess Set
  1314. Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
  1315. Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
  1316. Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
  1317. Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
  1318. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1319. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1320.  
  1321. [193] Noob Cave
  1322. Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
  1323. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1324. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1325. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1326. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 26 damage.
  1327. Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 26 damage.
  1328. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1329. Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1330. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1331. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 37 attack power.
  1332. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 62 defense.
  1333. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 20 damage.
  1334. Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 20 damage.
  1335. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1336. Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1337. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1338. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
  1339. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 22 damage.
  1340. Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 22 damage.
  1341. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1342. Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1343. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1344. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1345. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
  1346. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 23 damage.
  1347. Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 23 damage.
  1348. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
  1349. Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
  1350. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1351. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 88 damage.
  1352. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  1353. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 28 damage.
  1354. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 28 damage.
  1355. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
  1356. Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
  1357. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 7 damage.
  1358. Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
  1359. Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
  1360. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1361. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 87 damage.
  1362. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  1363. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 30 damage.
  1364. Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 30 damage.
  1365. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
  1366. Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
  1367. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  1368. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you and BearAwesomeSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  1369. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  1370. You gain 10 Meat.
  1371. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  1372. You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
  1373. You acquire an item: BACON
  1374. After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
  1375. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  1376. After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
  1377. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1378. > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  1379. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
  1380. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
  1381. > HP: 665/669, MP: 80/293
  1382. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1383. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1384. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1385.  
  1386. trading 20 BACON for 1 viral video
  1387. You acquire an item: viral video
  1388.  
  1389. Visiting a Science Tent
  1390. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  1391. Took choice 1201/3: Great!
  1392. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
  1393. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1394. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  1395.  
  1396. Visiting a Science Tent
  1397. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  1398. Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
  1399. choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
  1400.  
  1401. [193] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
  1402. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blllrrggghblrghssssbrghbrgh NAMED NEIL
  1403. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1404. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  1405. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1406.  
  1407. [193] Noob Cave
  1408. Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blllrrggghblrghssssbrghbrgh NAMED NEIL
  1409. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1410. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1411. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  1412. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 18 damage.
  1413. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 18 damage.
  1414. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
  1415. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
  1416. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
  1417. Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1418. Round 2: You lose 36 hit points
  1419. Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1420. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 62 damage.
  1421. Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
  1422. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 19 damage.
  1423. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 19 damage.
  1424. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
  1425. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
  1426. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
  1427. Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1428. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  1429. Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1430. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 74 damage.
  1431. Round 4: You gain 10 hit points
  1432. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
  1433. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 14 damage.
  1434. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
  1435. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
  1436. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
  1437. Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
  1438. Round 4: You lose 35 hit points
  1439. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1440. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 73 damage.
  1441. Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
  1442. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 24 damage.
  1443. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 24 damage.
  1444. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 3 attack power.
  1445. Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 3 defense.
  1446. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  1447. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you and FantasticInsaneChef took turns doing benchpresses with AmazingSealWizard's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  1448. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  1449. You gain 13 Meat.
  1450. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  1451. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1452. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1453. You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
  1454. You acquire an item: BACON
  1455. After Battle: You gain 73 Beefiness
  1456. You gain a Muscle point!
  1457. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  1458. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  1459. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1460.  
  1461. uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  1462.  
  1463. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  1464. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  1465.  
  1466. drink 4 Sacramento wine
  1467. You gain 6 Adventures
  1468. You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  1469. You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  1470. You gain 20 Sarcasm
  1471. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1472. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1473. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1474. You gain 7 Adventures
  1475. You gain 14 Strongness
  1476. You gain 22 Enchantedness
  1477. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1478. You gain 12 Sarcasm
  1479. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1480. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1481. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1482. You gain 7 Adventures
  1483. You gain 35 Muscleboundness
  1484. You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  1485. You gain 20 Sarcasm
  1486. You gain a Moxie point!
  1487. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1488. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1489. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1490. You gain 6 Adventures
  1491. You gain 31 Fortitude
  1492. You gain 25 Mysteriousness
  1493. You gain 20 Sarcasm
  1494. You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
  1495. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  1496. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  1497. > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
  1498.  
  1499. [193] Rest in your dwelling
  1500. You gain 38 hit points
  1501. You gain 40 Muscularity Points
  1502.  
  1503. [193] Rest in your dwelling
  1504. You gain 39 hit points
  1505. You gain 40 Muscularity Points
  1506.  
  1507. [193] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
  1508. Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman AND TESLA!
  1509. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1510. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1511. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1512. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1513. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
  1514. Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
  1515. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1516. Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
  1517. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1518. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
  1519. Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
  1520. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1521. Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 200 damage.
  1522. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  1523. You acquire an item: training helmet
  1524. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  1525. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  1526. You gain 12 Meat.
  1527. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  1528. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1529. After Battle: You gain 91 Muscularity Points
  1530. You acquire an item: BACON
  1531. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  1532. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  1533. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  1534.  
  1535. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1536.  
  1537. cast 1 Scarysauce
  1538. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  1539.  
  1540. cast 1 Disco Fever
  1541. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  1542.  
  1543. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  1544. You gain 9 hit points
  1545. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1546. > Turn(192): Starting with 104 left at Level: 10
  1547. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 23.418750000000003
  1548. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 357.47896782848375
  1549. > HP: 673/673, MP: 144/296
  1550. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1551. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1552. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1553.  
  1554. equip hat training helmet
  1555. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1556.  
  1557. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1558. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1559.  
  1560. [193] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
  1561. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1562. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1563. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1564.  
  1565. cast 1 Request Sandwich
  1566. You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
  1567. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1568. unequip acc3
  1569. > Turn(192): Starting with 104 left at Level: 10
  1570. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1571. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
  1572. > HP: 613/613, MP: 139/256
  1573. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1574. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1575. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1576.  
  1577. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1578. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1579.  
  1580. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1581. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1582.  
  1583. [193] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
  1584. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1585. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1586. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1587. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1588. unequip acc3
  1589. > Turn(192): Starting with 104 left at Level: 10
  1590. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1591. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
  1592. > HP: 613/613, MP: 139/256
  1593. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1594. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1595. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1596.  
  1597. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1598. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1599.  
  1600. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1601. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1602.  
  1603. [193] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
  1604. Encounter: tonic water elemental NAMED NEIL
  1605. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1606. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1607. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1608. Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 19 attack power.
  1609. Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 18 defense.
  1610. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 25 damage.
  1611. Round 2: tonic water elemental takes 25 damage.
  1612. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1613. Round 3: tonic water elemental takes 15 damage.
  1614. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 31 damage.
  1615. Round 3: tonic water elemental takes 31 damage.
  1616. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1617. Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 4 attack power.
  1618. Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 4 defense.
  1619. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 17 damage.
  1620. Round 4: tonic water elemental takes 17 damage.
  1621. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1622. Round 5: tonic water elemental takes 179 damage.
  1623. Round 5: You gain 2 hit points
  1624. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
  1625. Round 5: tonic water elemental takes 17 damage.
  1626. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  1627. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  1628. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  1629. You gain 47 Meat
  1630. You gain 12 Meat.
  1631. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  1632. You acquire an item: tonic djinn
  1633. You acquire an item: BACON
  1634. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  1635. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  1636. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  1637.  
  1638. cast 1 Blubber Up
  1639. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  1640.  
  1641. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  1642. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  1643.  
  1644. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  1645. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  1646.  
  1647. cast 1 Disco Fever
  1648. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  1649. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1650. unequip acc3
  1651. > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
  1652. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1653. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
  1654. > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
  1655. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1656. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1657. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1658.  
  1659. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1660. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1661.  
  1662. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1663. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1664.  
  1665. [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
  1666. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1667. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1668. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1669. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1670. unequip acc3
  1671. > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
  1672. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1673. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
  1674. > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
  1675. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1676. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1677. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1678.  
  1679. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1680. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1681.  
  1682. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1683. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1684.  
  1685. [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
  1686. Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
  1687. Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
  1688. choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
  1689. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1690. unequip acc3
  1691. > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
  1692. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1693. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
  1694. > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
  1695. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1696. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1697. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1698.  
  1699. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1700. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1701.  
  1702. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1703. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1704.  
  1705. [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
  1706. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  1707. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  1708. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
  1709. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1710. unequip acc3
  1711. > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
  1712. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1713. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
  1714. > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
  1715. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1716. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1717. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1718.  
  1719. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1720. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1721.  
  1722. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1723. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1724.  
  1725. [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
  1726. Encounter: sabre-toothed lime AND TESLA!
  1727. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1728. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1729. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  1730. Round 2: sabre-toothed lime drops 17 attack power.
  1731. Round 2: sabre-toothed lime drops 17 defense.
  1732. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  1733. Round 3: sabre-toothed lime takes 12 damage.
  1734. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  1735. Round 4: sabre-toothed lime drops 4 attack power.
  1736. Round 4: sabre-toothed lime drops 4 defense.
  1737. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  1738. Round 5: sabre-toothed lime takes 143 damage.
  1739. Round 5: You gain 3 hit points
  1740. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  1741. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when LankyBaby bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  1742. You acquire an item: beefy fish meat
  1743. You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
  1744. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 13 lb. Intergnat
  1745. You gain 35 Meat
  1746. You gain 11 Meat.
  1747. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  1748. You acquire an item: twist of lime
  1749. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  1750. After Battle: You gain 106 Muscularity Points
  1751. You acquire an item: BACON
  1752. After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
  1753. You gain a Muscle point!
  1754. After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
  1755. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  1756.  
  1757. cast 1 Scarysauce
  1758. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  1759.  
  1760. cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
  1761. You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
  1762.  
  1763. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  1764. You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  1765.  
  1766. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  1767. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  1768. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1769. unequip acc3
  1770. > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
  1771. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1772. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
  1773. > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
  1774. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1775. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1776. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1777.  
  1778. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1779.  
  1780. use 1 metal meteoroid
  1781. Encounter: Meteor Metal Machinations
  1782. Took choice 1264/5: some shoes
  1783. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1264&option=5
  1784. You acquire an item: meteorthopedic shoes
  1785. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1786.  
  1787. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1788. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1789.  
  1790. [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
  1791. Encounter: Second Chest
  1792. Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
  1793. choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
  1794. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1795. unequip acc3
  1796. > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
  1797. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1798. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
  1799. > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
  1800. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1801. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1802. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1803.  
  1804. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1805. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1806.  
  1807. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1808. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1809.  
  1810. [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
  1811. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  1812. Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
  1813. choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
  1814. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1815. unequip acc3
  1816. > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
  1817. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1818. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
  1819. > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
  1820. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1821. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1822. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1823.  
  1824. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1825. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1826.  
  1827. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1828. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1829.  
  1830. [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
  1831. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  1832. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  1833. choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
  1834. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1835. unequip acc3
  1836. > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
  1837. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1838. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
  1839. > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
  1840. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1841. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1842. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1843.  
  1844. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1845. > Phat Loot Token Get!
  1846.  
  1847. equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
  1848. > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
  1849.  
  1850. [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
  1851. Encounter: The Final Reward
  1852. Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
  1853. choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
  1854. You acquire an item: fat loot token
  1855. unequip acc3
  1856. > Turn(195): Starting with 101 left at Level: 10
  1857. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
  1858. > Meat Drop: 150.0   Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
  1859. > HP: 520/520, MP: 175/256
  1860. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1861. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1862. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1863.  
  1864. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1865. > Found option for Numberology: 51 (battlefield)
  1866. > Found option for Numberology: 51 (battlefield)
  1867. > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
  1868. > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
  1869.  
  1870. cast 1 Calculate the Universe
  1871. numberology 51
  1872. Encounter: War Frat 151st Infantryman WITH BACON!!!
  1873. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1874. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  1875. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  1876.  
  1877. [196] Noob Cave
  1878. Encounter: War Frat 151st Infantryman WITH BACON!!!
  1879. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  1880. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1881. Round 1: Arbos uses the viral video!
  1882. You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (149)
  1883. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  1884. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when both Captain Sleazy and MeatWizard complimented you on your dancing.
  1885. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  1886. You gain 11 Meat.
  1887. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  1888. You acquire an item: distressed denim pants
  1889. You acquire an item: beer helmet
  1890. You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin
  1891. You acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle
  1892. You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
  1893. You acquire an item: keg shield
  1894. You acquire an item: beer bomb
  1895. You acquire an item: flask flops
  1896. You acquire an item: BACON (2)
  1897. After Battle: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
  1898. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  1899. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1900. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  1901. 1 frat boy defeated; 1 down, 999 left.
  1902.  
  1903. cast 1 Patient Smile
  1904. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  1905.  
  1906. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  1907. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  1908.  
  1909. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  1910. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  1911.  
  1912. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  1913. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  1914.  
  1915. cast 1 Astral Shell
  1916. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  1917.  
  1918. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  1919. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  1920. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1921. > Turn(196): Starting with 100 left at Level: 10
  1922. > Encounter: -5.0   Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
  1923. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 388.99073994677235
  1924. > HP: 528/560, MP: 95/298
  1925. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1926. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1927. > Everything Looks Yellow: 149
  1928. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1929.  
  1930. autosell: 1 beer bomb
  1931. You gain 150 Meat
  1932. > Insult gathering party.
  1933. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  1934.  
  1935. use 1 hair spray
  1936. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  1937.  
  1938. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  1939. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  1940.  
  1941. use 1 blood of the Wereseal
  1942. You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
  1943.  
  1944. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  1945. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  1946. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  1947.  
  1948. [197] Barrrney's Barrr
  1949. Encounter: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
  1950. Took choice 185/3: stats
  1951. choice.php?whichchoice=185&option=3&pwd
  1952. You gain 75 Strengthliness
  1953. You gain 56 Enchantedness
  1954. You gain 66 Roguishness
  1955. You gain a Moxie point!
  1956.  
  1957. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  1958. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  1959.  
  1960. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  1961. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  1962. > Have 4 insults.
  1963. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  1964. > Turn(197): Starting with 99 left at Level: 10
  1965. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  1966. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
  1967. > HP: 484/585, MP: 86/263
  1968. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  1969. > ML: 95 control: 10
  1970. > Everything Looks Yellow: 148
  1971. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  1972.  
  1973. equip hat training helmet
  1974.  
  1975. equip pants pantogram pants
  1976.  
  1977. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  1978. > Insult gathering party.
  1979. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  1980.  
  1981. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  1982. You spent 22 Meat
  1983. You acquire an item: hair spray
  1984.  
  1985. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  1986. You spent 22 Meat
  1987. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  1988.  
  1989. buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
  1990. You spent 475 Meat
  1991. You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
  1992. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  1993.  
  1994. [198] Barrrney's Barrr
  1995. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR toothy pirate
  1996. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  1997. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  1998. Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
  1999. You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
  2000. Round 2: toothy pirate takes 8 damage.
  2001. Round 2: toothy pirate takes 5 damage.
  2002. Round 2: You lose 16 hit points
  2003. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2004. Round 3: toothy pirate drops 25 attack power.
  2005. Round 3: toothy pirate drops 24 defense.
  2006. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2007. Round 4: toothy pirate takes 15 damage.
  2008. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2009. Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2010. Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2011. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2012. Round 6: toothy pirate takes 151 damage.
  2013. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  2014. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2015. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when both MustardHailey and StinkyFighter the Buffalo complimented you on your dancing.
  2016. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  2017. You gain 112 Meat
  2018. You gain 11 Meat.
  2019. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  2020. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  2021. You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
  2022. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your CatFeet are belong to us!", it blurts.
  2023. You acquire an item: BACON
  2024. After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
  2025. You gain a Muscle point!
  2026. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  2027. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  2028.  
  2029. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2030. You gain 93 hit points
  2031. > Have 5 insults.
  2032. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2033. > Turn(198): Starting with 98 left at Level: 10
  2034. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2035. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
  2036. > HP: 591/591, MP: 89/263
  2037. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2038. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2039. > Everything Looks Yellow: 147
  2040. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2041.  
  2042. equip hat training helmet
  2043.  
  2044. equip pants pantogram pants
  2045.  
  2046. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2047. > Insult gathering party.
  2048. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2049.  
  2050. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  2051. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  2052. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  2053.  
  2054. [199] Barrrney's Barrr
  2055. Encounter: toothy pirate NAMED NEIL
  2056. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2057. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2058. Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
  2059. You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
  2060. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 20 damage.
  2061. Round 2: toothy pirate takes 20 damage.
  2062. Round 2: toothy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2063. Round 2: toothy pirate takes 2 damage.
  2064. Round 2: You lose 17 hit points
  2065. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2066. Round 3: toothy pirate drops 24 attack power.
  2067. Round 3: toothy pirate drops 23 defense.
  2068. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 28 damage.
  2069. Round 3: toothy pirate takes 28 damage.
  2070. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2071. Round 4: toothy pirate takes 15 damage.
  2072. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
  2073. Round 4: toothy pirate takes 22 damage.
  2074. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2075. Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2076. Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2077. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
  2078. Round 5: toothy pirate takes 19 damage.
  2079. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2080. Round 6: toothy pirate takes 154 damage.
  2081. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2082. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 18 damage.
  2083. Round 6: toothy pirate takes 18 damage.
  2084. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2085. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled SuperWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  2086. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  2087. You gain 103 Meat
  2088. You gain 12 Meat.
  2089. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  2090. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  2091. You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
  2092. You acquire an item: gold toothbrush
  2093. You acquire an item: BACON
  2094. After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
  2095. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  2096. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  2097.  
  2098. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  2099. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  2100. > Have 5 insults.
  2101. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2102. > Turn(199): Starting with 97 left at Level: 10
  2103. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2104. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
  2105. > HP: 564/564, MP: 77/263
  2106. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2107. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2108. > Everything Looks Yellow: 146
  2109. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2110.  
  2111. equip hat training helmet
  2112.  
  2113. equip pants pantogram pants
  2114.  
  2115. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2116. > Insult gathering party.
  2117. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2118.  
  2119. use 1 hair spray
  2120. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  2121.  
  2122. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  2123. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  2124. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  2125.  
  2126. [200] Barrrney's Barrr
  2127. Encounter: tipsy pirate AND TESLA!
  2128. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2129. Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 8 damage.
  2130. Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 7 damage.
  2131. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2132. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2133. Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
  2134. You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
  2135. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 7 damage.
  2136. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 3 damage.
  2137. Round 2: You lose 16 hit points
  2138. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2139. Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 22 attack power.
  2140. Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 20 defense.
  2141. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2142. Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 15 damage.
  2143. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2144. Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2145. Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2146. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2147. Round 6: tipsy pirate takes 173 damage.
  2148. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2149. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2150. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and Jocelyn the Drunk took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Admiral Fuzzy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  2151. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
  2152. You gain 98 Meat
  2153. You gain 10 Meat.
  2154. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  2155. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  2156. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  2157. You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
  2158. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2159. After Battle: You gain 83 Muscularity Points
  2160. You acquire an item: BACON
  2161. After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
  2162. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  2163. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  2164.  
  2165. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  2166. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  2167.  
  2168. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  2169. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  2170.  
  2171. cast 1 Scarysauce
  2172. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  2173.  
  2174. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  2175. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  2176.  
  2177. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  2178. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  2179.  
  2180. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  2181. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  2182.  
  2183. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  2184. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  2185.  
  2186. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  2187. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  2188.  
  2189. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2190. You gain 26 hit points
  2191. > Have 6 insults.
  2192. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2193. > Turn(200): Starting with 96 left at Level: 10
  2194. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2195. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
  2196. > HP: 591/591, MP: 103/263
  2197. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2198. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2199. > Everything Looks Yellow: 145
  2200. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2201.  
  2202. equip hat training helmet
  2203.  
  2204. equip pants pantogram pants
  2205.  
  2206. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2207. > Insult gathering party.
  2208. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2209.  
  2210. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  2211. You spent 22 Meat
  2212. You acquire an item: hair spray
  2213.  
  2214. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  2215. You spent 22 Meat
  2216. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  2217. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  2218.  
  2219. [201] Barrrney's Barrr
  2220. Encounter: tipsy pirate NAMED NEIL
  2221. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2222. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2223. Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
  2224. Round 2: tipsy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2225. Round 2: tipsy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2226. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 19 damage.
  2227. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 19 damage.
  2228. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 7 damage.
  2229. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 5 damage.
  2230. Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
  2231. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2232. Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 19 attack power.
  2233. Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 18 defense.
  2234. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 20 damage.
  2235. Round 3: tipsy pirate takes 20 damage.
  2236. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2237. Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 15 damage.
  2238. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 31 damage.
  2239. Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 31 damage.
  2240. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2241. Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2242. Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 6 defense.
  2243. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
  2244. Round 5: tipsy pirate takes 25 damage.
  2245. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2246. Round 6: tipsy pirate takes 194 damage.
  2247. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  2248. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
  2249. Round 6: tipsy pirate takes 19 damage.
  2250. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2251. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when TequilaChipmunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  2252. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  2253. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  2254. You gain 103 Meat
  2255. You gain 12 Meat.
  2256. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2257. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  2258. You acquire an item: bottle of rum
  2259. You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
  2260. You acquire an item: BACON
  2261. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  2262. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  2263. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  2264.  
  2265. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2266. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2267.  
  2268. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  2269. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  2270.  
  2271. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  2272. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  2273. > Have 6 insults.
  2274. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2275. > Turn(201): Starting with 95 left at Level: 10
  2276. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2277. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
  2278. > HP: 591/591, MP: 65/263
  2279. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2280. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2281. > Everything Looks Yellow: 144
  2282. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2283.  
  2284. equip hat training helmet
  2285.  
  2286. equip pants pantogram pants
  2287.  
  2288. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2289. > Insult gathering party.
  2290. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2291. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  2292.  
  2293. [202] Barrrney's Barrr
  2294. Encounter: tetchy pirate AND TESLA!
  2295. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2296. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2297. Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
  2298. Round 2: tetchy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  2299. Round 2: tetchy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2300. Round 2: tetchy pirate takes 7 damage.
  2301. Round 2: tetchy pirate takes 2 damage.
  2302. Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
  2303. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2304. Round 3: tetchy pirate drops 17 attack power.
  2305. Round 3: tetchy pirate drops 17 defense.
  2306. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2307. Round 4: tetchy pirate takes 15 damage.
  2308. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2309. Round 5: tetchy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2310. Round 5: tetchy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2311. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2312. Round 6: tetchy pirate takes 165 damage.
  2313. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  2314. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  2315. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when both BearMaiden and DankDeer complimented you on your dancing.
  2316. After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
  2317. You gain 112 Meat
  2318. You gain 12 Meat.
  2319. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  2320. You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
  2321. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  2322. After Battle: You gain 98 Muscularity Points
  2323. You acquire an item: BACON
  2324. After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude
  2325. You gain a Muscle point!
  2326. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  2327. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2328. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  2329.  
  2330. cast 1 Astral Shell
  2331. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  2332.  
  2333. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  2334. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  2335.  
  2336. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  2337. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  2338. > Have 6 insults.
  2339. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2340. > Turn(202): Starting with 94 left at Level: 10
  2341. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2342. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
  2343. > HP: 466/466, MP: 148/208
  2344. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2345. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2346. > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
  2347. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2348.  
  2349. equip hat training helmet
  2350.  
  2351. equip pants pantogram pants
  2352.  
  2353. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2354. > Insult gathering party.
  2355. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2356.  
  2357. use 1 hair spray
  2358. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  2359.  
  2360. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  2361. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  2362. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  2363.  
  2364. [203] Barrrney's Barrr
  2365. Encounter: A Test of Testarrrsterone
  2366. Took choice 186/1: stats
  2367. choice.php?whichchoice=186&option=1&pwd
  2368. You gain 117 Beefiness
  2369. You gain 59 Cheek
  2370.  
  2371. cast 1 Scarysauce
  2372. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  2373.  
  2374. cast 1 Blubber Up
  2375. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  2376.  
  2377. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  2378. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  2379.  
  2380. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  2381. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  2382.  
  2383. cast 1 Disco Fever
  2384. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  2385.  
  2386. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2387. You gain 6 hit points
  2388. > Have 6 insults.
  2389. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2390. > Turn(203): Starting with 93 left at Level: 10
  2391. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2392. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2393. > HP: 493/493, MP: 95/208
  2394. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2395. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2396. > Everything Looks Yellow: 142
  2397. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2398.  
  2399. equip hat training helmet
  2400.  
  2401. equip pants pantogram pants
  2402.  
  2403. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2404. > Insult gathering party.
  2405. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2406.  
  2407. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  2408. You spent 22 Meat
  2409. You acquire an item: hair spray
  2410.  
  2411. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  2412. You spent 22 Meat
  2413. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  2414. > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
  2415.  
  2416. [204] Barrrney's Barrr
  2417. Encounter: tipsy pirate WITH SCIENCE!
  2418. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2419. Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2420. Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 5 damage.
  2421. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  2422. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2423. Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
  2424. You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
  2425. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2426. Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 3 damage.
  2427. Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
  2428. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2429. Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 18 attack power.
  2430. Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 17 defense.
  2431. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2432. Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 12 damage.
  2433. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  2434. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  2435. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  2436. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you and DankFluffyTurtle took turns doing benchpresses with AssociationTodd's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  2437. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  2438. You gain 10 Meat.
  2439. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Miller's Fifteenth Law of Matter says an object at the airport tends to stay at the airport!"
  2440. You acquire an item: BACON
  2441. After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
  2442. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  2443. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  2444.  
  2445. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2446. You gain 35 hit points
  2447. > Have 7 insults.
  2448. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2449. > Turn(204): Starting with 92 left at Level: 10
  2450. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2451. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2452. > HP: 493/493, MP: 98/208
  2453. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2454. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2455. > Everything Looks Yellow: 141
  2456. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2457.  
  2458. equip hat training helmet
  2459.  
  2460. equip pants pantogram pants
  2461.  
  2462. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2463. > Insult gathering party.
  2464. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2465. > Trying to blueprint handle
  2466. > Crossdressing (even if you are female) as a sorority girl!
  2467.  
  2468. buy 1 frilly skirt for 76 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  2469. You spent 76 Meat
  2470. You acquire an item: frilly skirt
  2471.  
  2472. equip pants frilly skirt
  2473. > Pre Adventure at none done, beep.
  2474.  
  2475. use 1 Orcish Frat House blueprints
  2476.  
  2477. [205] Orcish Frat House blueprints
  2478. Encounter: The Infiltrationist
  2479. Took choice 188/3: frilly skirt (equipped) + 3 hot wings (3 in inventory)
  2480. choice.php?whichchoice=188&option=3&pwd
  2481. You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's dentures
  2482. > Turn(205): Starting with 91 left at Level: 10
  2483. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 19.393750000000004
  2484. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2485. > HP: 466/466, MP: 108/208
  2486. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2487. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2488. > Everything Looks Yellow: 140
  2489. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2490.  
  2491. equip hat training helmet
  2492.  
  2493. equip pants pantogram pants
  2494.  
  2495. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2496. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2497. > About to try this insult beer pong thing!
  2498.  
  2499. [206] Barrrney's Barrr
  2500. Encounter: Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play
  2501. > Turn(206): Starting with 90 left at Level: 10
  2502. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2503. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2504. > HP: 367/367, MP: 137/208
  2505. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2506. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2507. > Everything Looks Yellow: 139
  2508. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2509.  
  2510. equip hat training helmet
  2511.  
  2512. equip pants pantogram pants
  2513.  
  2514. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2515. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2516. > About to try this insult beer pong thing!
  2517.  
  2518. [207] Barrrney's Barrr
  2519. Encounter: Arrr You Man Enough?
  2520. Took choice 187/1: 62.50% chance of winning
  2521. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=187&option=1
  2522. Insult: Not a single man has faced me and lived to tell the tale!
  2523. > Found appropriate retort for insult.
  2524. > Insult: Not a single man has faced me and lived to tell the tale!
  2525. > Retort: It only seems that way because you haven't learned to count to one.
  2526. Retort: It only seems that way because you haven't learned to count to one.
  2527. Insult: The streets will run red with yer blood when I'm through with ye!
  2528. > Found appropriate retort for insult.
  2529. > Insult: The streets will run red with yer blood when I'm through with ye!
  2530. > Retort: I'd've thought yellow would be more your color.
  2531. Retort: I'd've thought yellow would be more your color.
  2532. Insult: Arrr, the power of me serve'll flay the skin from yer bones!
  2533. > Found appropriate retort for insult.
  2534. > Insult: Arrr, the power of me serve'll flay the skin from yer bones!
  2535. > Retort: Obviously neither your tongue nor your wit is sharp enough for the job.
  2536. Retort: Obviously neither your tongue nor your wit is sharp enough for the job.
  2537. > You won a thrilling game of Insult Beer Pong!
  2538. > Turn(207): Starting with 89 left at Level: 10
  2539. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
  2540. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2541. > HP: 367/367, MP: 166/208
  2542. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2543. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2544. > Everything Looks Yellow: 138
  2545. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2546.  
  2547. equip hat training helmet
  2548.  
  2549. equip pants pantogram pants
  2550.  
  2551. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2552. > Fcle time!
  2553. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2554.  
  2555. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  2556. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  2557.  
  2558. equip hat training helmet
  2559. unequip container
  2560.  
  2561. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2562. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2563.  
  2564. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (41 lbs)
  2565. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  2566.  
  2567. [208] The F'c'le
  2568. Encounter: creamy pirate
  2569. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2570. Round 1: creamy pirate takes 2 damage.
  2571. Round 1: creamy pirate takes 5 damage.
  2572. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2573. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2574. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2575. Round 2: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2576. Round 2: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2577. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2578. Round 3: creamy pirate drops 19 attack power.
  2579. Round 3: creamy pirate drops 18 defense.
  2580. Round 3: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2581. Round 3: creamy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2582. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2583. Round 4: creamy pirate takes 8 damage.
  2584. Round 4: creamy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2585. Round 4: creamy pirate drops 9 defense.
  2586. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2587. Round 5: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2588. Round 5: creamy pirate drops 7 defense.
  2589. Round 5: creamy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2590. Round 5: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2591. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2592. Round 6: creamy pirate takes 76 damage.
  2593. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  2594. Round 6: creamy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2595. Round 6: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2596. Round 6: creamy pirate takes 3 damage.
  2597. Round 6: creamy pirate takes 2 damage.
  2598. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  2599. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2600. Round 7: creamy pirate takes 74 damage.
  2601. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  2602. Round 7: creamy pirate drops 6 attack power.
  2603. Round 7: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2604. Round 7: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2605. Round 7: creamy pirate takes 2 damage.
  2606. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  2607. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2608. Round 8: creamy pirate takes 92 damage.
  2609. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  2610. Round 8: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2611. Round 8: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2612. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  2613. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and Stephen the Central and Admiral Mega won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  2614. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  2615. You gain 139 Meat
  2616. You gain 15 Meat.
  2617. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  2618. You acquire an item: ball polish
  2619. You acquire an item: Oil of Parrrlay
  2620. You acquire an item: cream stout
  2621. After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
  2622. You gain a Muscle point!
  2623. After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  2624. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  2625.  
  2626. cast 1 Patient Smile
  2627. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  2628.  
  2629. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2630. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2631.  
  2632. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  2633. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  2634.  
  2635. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  2636. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  2637. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2638. > Turn(208): Starting with 88 left at Level: 10
  2639. > Encounter: 10.0   Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
  2640. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 311.34190145398827
  2641. > HP: 349/349, MP: 61/191
  2642. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2643. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2644. > Everything Looks Yellow: 137
  2645. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2646.  
  2647. equip hat training helmet
  2648.  
  2649. equip pants pantogram pants
  2650.  
  2651. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  2652.  
  2653. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2654. > Fcle time!
  2655. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2656.  
  2657. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  2658. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  2659.  
  2660. familiar Intergnat (53 lbs)
  2661. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  2662.  
  2663. [209] The F'c'le
  2664. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR clingy pirate
  2665. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2666. Round 1: clingy pirate (female) takes 2 damage.
  2667. Round 1: clingy pirate (female) takes 4 damage.
  2668. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  2669. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2670. Round 1: Arbos uses the cocktail napkin and uses the cocktail napkin!
  2671. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2672. > Turn(208): Starting with 88 left at Level: 10
  2673. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
  2674. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2675. > HP: 313/369, MP: 51/208
  2676. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2677. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2678. > Everything Looks Yellow: 137
  2679. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2680.  
  2681. equip hat training helmet
  2682.  
  2683. equip pants pantogram pants
  2684.  
  2685. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2686. > Fcle time!
  2687. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2688.  
  2689. equip hat training helmet
  2690. unequip container
  2691.  
  2692. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2693. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2694.  
  2695. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (41 lbs)
  2696. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  2697.  
  2698. [209] The F'c'le
  2699. Encounter: creamy pirate
  2700. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2701. Round 1: creamy pirate takes 3 damage.
  2702. Round 1: creamy pirate takes 5 damage.
  2703. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  2704. Adjusted combat item count: cocktail napkin
  2705. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2706. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2707. Round 2: creamy pirate drops 20 attack power.
  2708. Round 2: creamy pirate drops 19 defense.
  2709. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2710. Round 3: creamy pirate takes 8 damage.
  2711. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2712. Round 4: creamy pirate drops 8 attack power.
  2713. Round 4: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
  2714. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2715. Round 5: creamy pirate takes 76 damage.
  2716. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  2717. Round 5: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2718. Round 5: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2719. Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
  2720. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2721. Round 6: creamy pirate takes 72 damage.
  2722. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  2723. Round 6: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2724. Round 6: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
  2725. Round 6: You lose 32 hit points
  2726. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2727. Round 7: creamy pirate takes 102 damage.
  2728. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  2729. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  2730. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  2731. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  2732. Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 2 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
  2733. You gain 136 Meat
  2734. You gain 13 Meat.
  2735. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  2736. You acquire an item: Oil of Parrrlay
  2737. You acquire an item: creamsicle
  2738. You acquire an item: cream stout
  2739. After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness
  2740. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  2741. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  2742. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2743. > Turn(209): Starting with 87 left at Level: 10
  2744. > Encounter: 15.0   Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
  2745. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 313.2354631505117
  2746. > HP: 279/349, MP: 55/191
  2747. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2748. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2749. > Everything Looks Yellow: 136
  2750. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2751.  
  2752. equip hat training helmet
  2753.  
  2754. equip pants pantogram pants
  2755.  
  2756. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  2757.  
  2758. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2759. > Fcle time!
  2760. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2761.  
  2762. familiar Intergnat (53 lbs)
  2763. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  2764.  
  2765. [210] The F'c'le
  2766. Encounter: crusty pirate WITH SCIENCE!
  2767. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2768. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  2769. Round 1: crusty pirate takes 4 damage.
  2770. Round 1: crusty pirate takes 6 damage.
  2771. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  2772. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2773. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  2774. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  2775. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  2776. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  2777. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  2778. You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
  2779. You gain 10 Meat.
  2780. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Nicholson's Fifth Law of Frequency says the force acting on an object is equal to the melody of the object times its things!"
  2781. You acquire an item: BACON
  2782. After Battle: You gain 52 Strongness
  2783. After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
  2784. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  2785. You gain a Moxie point!
  2786. Paranormal activity reported at The Smut Orc Logging Camp.
  2787.  
  2788. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  2789. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  2790. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2791. > Turn(210): Starting with 86 left at Level: 10
  2792. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
  2793. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
  2794. > HP: 251/369, MP: 71/208
  2795. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2796. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2797. > Everything Looks Yellow: 135
  2798. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2799.  
  2800. equip hat training helmet
  2801.  
  2802. equip pants pantogram pants
  2803.  
  2804. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2805.  
  2806. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  2807. You gain 217 hit points
  2808. > Ghost busting time! At: The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  2809. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  2810.  
  2811. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  2812. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  2813.  
  2814. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  2815. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  2816. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  2817. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  2818.  
  2819. [211] Rest in your dwelling
  2820. You gain 38 hit points
  2821. You gain 40 Muscularity Points
  2822.  
  2823. [211] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  2824. Encounter: The ghost of Richard Cockingham NAMED NEIL
  2825. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2826. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  2827. Round 1: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2828. Round 1: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2829. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  2830. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2831. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2832. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
  2833. Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2834. Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2835. Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2836. Round 2: You lose 55 hit points
  2837. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2838. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
  2839. Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2840. Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2841. Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2842. Round 3: You lose 54 hit points
  2843. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  2844. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 1 damage.
  2845. Round 4: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2846. Round 4: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2847. Round 4: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2848. Round 4: You lose 54 hit points
  2849. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  2850. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  2851. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
  2852. Round 5: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
  2853. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  2854. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  2855. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  2856. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 14 lb. Intergnat
  2857. You gain 11 Meat.
  2858. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  2859. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
  2860. You acquire an item: standards and practices guide
  2861. You acquire an item: BACON
  2862. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  2863. After Battle: You gain 64 Strongness
  2864. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  2865. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  2866. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2867. > Turn(210): Starting with 86 left at Level: 10
  2868. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 26.765625000000004
  2869. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  2870. > HP: 282/468, MP: 65/243
  2871. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2872. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2873. > Everything Looks Yellow: 135
  2874. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2875. > Fcle time!
  2876. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2877.  
  2878. equip hat training helmet
  2879. unequip container
  2880.  
  2881. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2882. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2883.  
  2884. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (42 lbs)
  2885. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  2886.  
  2887. [211] The F'c'le
  2888. Encounter: cleanly pirate
  2889. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  2890. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2891. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  2892. Round 2: cleanly pirate drops 6 attack power.
  2893. Round 2: cleanly pirate drops 8 defense.
  2894. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  2895. Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 19 attack power.
  2896. Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 18 defense.
  2897. Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2898. Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 7 defense.
  2899. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  2900. Round 4: cleanly pirate takes 8 damage.
  2901. Round 4: cleanly pirate drops 9 attack power.
  2902. Round 4: cleanly pirate drops 9 defense.
  2903. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  2904. Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2905. Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 7 defense.
  2906. Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2907. Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 9 defense.
  2908. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2909. Round 6: cleanly pirate takes 92 damage.
  2910. Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
  2911. Round 6: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2912. Round 6: cleanly pirate drops 9 defense.
  2913. Round 6: cleanly pirate takes 3 damage.
  2914. Round 6: cleanly pirate takes 2 damage.
  2915. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  2916. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2917. Round 7: cleanly pirate takes 69 damage.
  2918. Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
  2919. Round 7: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2920. Round 7: cleanly pirate drops 7 defense.
  2921. Round 7: cleanly pirate takes 4 damage.
  2922. Round 7: cleanly pirate takes 5 damage.
  2923. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  2924. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  2925. Round 8: cleanly pirate takes 79 damage.
  2926. Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
  2927. Round 8: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  2928. Round 8: cleanly pirate drops 8 defense.
  2929. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  2930. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and GreatBeast and MeatBoy the Cantankerous won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  2931. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  2932. Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 3 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
  2933. You gain 151 Meat
  2934. You gain 14 Meat.
  2935. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  2936. You acquire an item: rigging shampoo
  2937. You acquire an item: Swabbie™ swab
  2938. After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
  2939. You gain a Muscle point!
  2940. After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
  2941. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  2942.  
  2943. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  2944. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  2945.  
  2946. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  2947. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  2948. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2949. > Turn(211): Starting with 85 left at Level: 10
  2950. > Encounter: 15.0   Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
  2951. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 345.12140792732885
  2952. > HP: 273/351, MP: 35/191
  2953. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2954. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2955. > Everything Looks Yellow: 134
  2956. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2957.  
  2958. equip hat training helmet
  2959.  
  2960. equip pants pantogram pants
  2961.  
  2962. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  2963.  
  2964. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  2965. > Fcle time!
  2966. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  2967.  
  2968. familiar Intergnat (54 lbs)
  2969. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  2970.  
  2971. use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
  2972. You gain 45 Muscularity Points
  2973.  
  2974. [212] The F'c'le
  2975. Encounter: chatty pirate AND TESLA!
  2976. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  2977. Round 1: chatty pirate takes 4 damage.
  2978. Round 1: chatty pirate takes 4 damage.
  2979. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  2980. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  2981. > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
  2982. Round 1: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  2983.  
  2984. cast 1 Astral Shell
  2985. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  2986. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  2987. > Turn(211): Starting with 85 left at Level: 10
  2988. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
  2989. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 360.49770637375485
  2990. > HP: 257/371, MP: 70/208
  2991. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  2992. > ML: 95 control: 10
  2993. > Everything Looks Yellow: 134
  2994. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  2995.  
  2996. equip hat training helmet
  2997.  
  2998. equip pants pantogram pants
  2999.  
  3000. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3001. > Fcle time!
  3002. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  3003.  
  3004. equip hat training helmet
  3005. unequip container
  3006.  
  3007. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3008. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  3009.  
  3010. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (43 lbs)
  3011. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  3012.  
  3013. [212] The F'c'le
  3014. Encounter: curmudgeonly pirate
  3015. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3016. Round 1: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
  3017. Round 1: curmudgeonly pirate takes 6 damage.
  3018. Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
  3019. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3020. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3021. Round 2: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3022. Round 2: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 defense.
  3023. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3024. Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 19 attack power.
  3025. Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 18 defense.
  3026. Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 6 attack power.
  3027. Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 6 defense.
  3028. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3029. Round 4: curmudgeonly pirate takes 8 damage.
  3030. Round 4: curmudgeonly pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3031. Round 4: curmudgeonly pirate drops 9 defense.
  3032. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3033. Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  3034. Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 defense.
  3035. Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 attack power.
  3036. Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 defense.
  3037. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3038. Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate takes 69 damage.
  3039. Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
  3040. Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3041. Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 defense.
  3042. Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
  3043. Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate takes 6 damage.
  3044. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  3045. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3046. Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate takes 73 damage.
  3047. Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
  3048. Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate drops 9 attack power.
  3049. Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 defense.
  3050. Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
  3051. Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
  3052. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  3053. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3054. Round 8: curmudgeonly pirate takes 79 damage.
  3055. Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
  3056. Round 8: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 attack power.
  3057. Round 8: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 defense.
  3058. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  3059. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when PastaKid taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  3060. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  3061. You gain 175 Meat
  3062. You gain 13 Meat.
  3063. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  3064. You acquire an item: mizzenmast mop
  3065. You acquire an item: grumpy old man charrrm
  3066. You acquire an item: all-purpose cleaner
  3067. You acquire an item: handful of sawdust
  3068. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  3069. After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
  3070. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3071. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  3072. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3073. > Turn(212): Starting with 84 left at Level: 10
  3074. > Encounter: 15.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3075. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 345.12140792732885
  3076. > HP: 204/341, MP: 69/193
  3077. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3078. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3079. > Everything Looks Yellow: 133
  3080. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3081.  
  3082. equip hat training helmet
  3083.  
  3084. equip pants pantogram pants
  3085.  
  3086. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  3087.  
  3088. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3089.  
  3090. Use 1 Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
  3091. You acquire an item: charrrm bracelet
  3092. You acquire an item: Jolly Roger charrrm
  3093.  
  3094. Use 1 grumpy old man charrrm + 1 charrrm bracelet
  3095. You acquire an item: grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
  3096.  
  3097. use 1 rigging shampoo
  3098.  
  3099. use 1 ball polish
  3100.  
  3101. use 1 mizzenmast mop
  3102. outfit Swashbuckling Getup
  3103.  
  3104. familiar Intergnat (54 lbs)
  3105. > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
  3106.  
  3107. [213] The F'c'le
  3108. Encounter: A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
  3109. You gain 3,000 Meat
  3110. You acquire an item: pirate fledges
  3111. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3112. > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
  3113. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3114. > Meat Drop: 140.0   Item Drop: 360.49770637375485
  3115. > HP: 221/361, MP: 77/210
  3116. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3117. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3118. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3119. > Found Pirate Fledges and incomplete F'C'le, fixing...
  3120. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3121.  
  3122. equip hat training helmet
  3123.  
  3124. equip pants pantogram pants
  3125.  
  3126. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  3127. > Planting me magic bean!
  3128.  
  3129. use 1 enchanted bean
  3130. > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
  3131. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3132. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3133. > HP: 221/460, MP: 77/245
  3134. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3135. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3136. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3137. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3138. > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
  3139. > Encounter: 0.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3140. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3141. > HP: 221/460, MP: 77/245
  3142. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3143. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3144. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3145. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3146.  
  3147. swimming pool submarine
  3148. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3149.  
  3150. uneffect Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  3151. You lose an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (0)
  3152.  
  3153. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  3154. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  3155. You lose an effect: Musk of the Moose (0)
  3156.  
  3157. use 1 shoe gum
  3158. You acquire an effect: Gummed Shoes (50)
  3159.  
  3160. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3161. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  3162.  
  3163. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3164. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3165. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3166. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3167.  
  3168. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  3169. You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  3170.  
  3171. [214] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3172. Encounter: The Beginning of the End of the Penultimate Fantasy
  3173. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3174. > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
  3175. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3176. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3177. > HP: 221/460, MP: 69/245
  3178. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3179. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3180. > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
  3181. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3182.  
  3183. swimming pool submarine
  3184. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3185. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3186. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3187.  
  3188. [214] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3189. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  3190. Took choice 182/4: model airship
  3191. choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=4&pwd
  3192. You acquire an item: model airship
  3193.  
  3194. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3195. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3196. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3197. > Turn(214): Starting with 82 left at Level: 10
  3198. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3199. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3200. > HP: 248/460, MP: 70/245
  3201. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3202. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3203. > Everything Looks Yellow: 131
  3204. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3205.  
  3206. swimming pool submarine
  3207. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3208. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3209. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3210.  
  3211. [215] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3212. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Irritating Series of Random Encounters
  3213. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3214. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 4 damage.
  3215. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 5 damage.
  3216. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  3217. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3218. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3219. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  3220. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  3221. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3222. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 20 attack power.
  3223. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
  3224. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  3225. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  3226. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3227. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
  3228. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
  3229. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  3230. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3231. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  3232. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  3233. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  3234. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  3235. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3236. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 69 damage.
  3237. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  3238. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 attack power.
  3239. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 defense.
  3240. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 3 damage.
  3241. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 4 damage.
  3242. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  3243. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3244. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 111 damage.
  3245. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  3246. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  3247. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 defense.
  3248. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 4 damage.
  3249. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
  3250. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  3251. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3252. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when both RottenVodkaWarrior and Alan the Drunk complimented you on your dancing.
  3253. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  3254. You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
  3255. You gain 378 Meat
  3256. You gain 14 Meat.
  3257. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3258. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  3259. You acquire an item: tiny house
  3260. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  3261. After Battle: Isabella drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
  3262. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  3263. You acquire an item: BACON
  3264. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  3265. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  3266. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  3267.  
  3268. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  3269. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  3270. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3271. > Turn(215): Starting with 81 left at Level: 10
  3272. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3273. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3274. > HP: 215/460, MP: 60/245
  3275. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3276. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3277. > Everything Looks Yellow: 130
  3278. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3279.  
  3280. swimming pool submarine
  3281. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3282. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3283. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3284.  
  3285. [216] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3286. Encounter: Hammering the Armory
  3287. Took choice 178/2: skip adventure
  3288. choice.php?whichchoice=178&option=2&pwd
  3289. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3290. > Turn(215): Starting with 81 left at Level: 10
  3291. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3292. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3293. > HP: 215/460, MP: 60/245
  3294. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3295. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3296. > Everything Looks Yellow: 130
  3297. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3298.  
  3299. swimming pool submarine
  3300. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3301. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3302. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3303.  
  3304. [216] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3305. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  3306. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  3307. choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
  3308. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR MagiMechTech MechaMech
  3309. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3310. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 5 damage.
  3311. Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
  3312. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3313. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3314. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3315. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3316. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3317. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
  3318. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 19 defense.
  3319. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3320. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3321. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3322. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  3323. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3324. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3325. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3326. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3327. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3328. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3329. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3330. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3331. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 66 damage.
  3332. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  3333. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3334. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 defense.
  3335. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 4 damage.
  3336. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  3337. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3338. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 76 damage.
  3339. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  3340. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3341. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3342. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3343. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 77 damage.
  3344. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  3345. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3346. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3347. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  3348. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when DeftDancer taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  3349. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  3350. You gain 15 Meat.
  3351. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3352. You acquire an item: metallic A
  3353. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3354. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  3355. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'choxdaa!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  3356. You acquire an item: BACON
  3357. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
  3358. After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
  3359. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  3360.  
  3361. cast 1 Patient Smile
  3362. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  3363.  
  3364. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3365. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3366. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3367. > Turn(216): Starting with 80 left at Level: 10
  3368. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3369. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
  3370. > HP: 191/460, MP: 35/245
  3371. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3372. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3373. > Everything Looks Yellow: 129
  3374. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3375.  
  3376. autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3377. You gain 144 Meat
  3378.  
  3379. swimming pool submarine
  3380. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3381.  
  3382. familiar XO Skeleton (44 lbs)
  3383. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3384. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3385.  
  3386. use 1 tiny house
  3387. You gain 21 hit points
  3388. You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  3389.  
  3390. [217] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3391. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  3392. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  3393. choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
  3394. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
  3395. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3396. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 7 damage.
  3397. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  3398. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3399. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3400. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 22 attack power.
  3401. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
  3402. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3403. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  3404. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3405. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3406. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3407. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3408. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 93 damage.
  3409. Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
  3410. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 2 damage.
  3411. Round 5: You lose 30 hit points
  3412. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3413. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 84 damage.
  3414. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3415. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 7 damage.
  3416. Round 6: You lose 29 hit points
  3417. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3418. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Lord Deft and DaftLionBlaster won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  3419. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  3420. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  3421. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  3422. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  3423. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  3424. You gain 14 Meat.
  3425. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  3426. You acquire an item: metallic A
  3427. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  3428. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3429. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  3430. After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
  3431. You gain a Muscle point!
  3432. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  3433. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  3434.  
  3435. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  3436. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  3437.  
  3438. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3439. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3440.  
  3441. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3442. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3443. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3444. > Turn(217): Starting with 79 left at Level: 10
  3445. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3446. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 357.3318042491699
  3447. > HP: 179/432, MP: 78/245
  3448. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3449. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3450. > Everything Looks Yellow: 128
  3451. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3452.  
  3453. autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3454. You gain 144 Meat
  3455.  
  3456. swimming pool submarine
  3457. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3458.  
  3459. familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
  3460. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3461. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3462.  
  3463. [218] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3464. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  3465. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  3466. choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
  3467. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech AND TESLA!
  3468. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3469. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  3470. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3471. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3472. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3473. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3474. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3475. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
  3476. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
  3477. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3478. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 defense.
  3479. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3480. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  3481. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3482. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3483. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3484. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3485. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3486. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3487. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3488. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3489. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 69 damage.
  3490. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  3491. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3492. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3493. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  3494. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3495. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 66 damage.
  3496. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  3497. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3498. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3499. Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
  3500. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3501. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 110 damage.
  3502. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  3503. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3504. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3505. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  3506. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled LiverChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  3507. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  3508. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  3509. You gain 13 Meat.
  3510. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3511. You acquire an item: metallic A
  3512. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  3513. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3514. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  3515. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  3516. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  3517. After Battle: You gain 45 Muscularity Points
  3518. You acquire an item: BACON
  3519. After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
  3520. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  3521. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  3522. You gain a Moxie point!
  3523.  
  3524. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3525. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3526.  
  3527. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3528. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3529.  
  3530. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  3531. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  3532.  
  3533. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  3534. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  3535.  
  3536. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3537. You gain 272 hit points
  3538. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3539. > Turn(218): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
  3540. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3541. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3542. > HP: 432/432, MP: 77/245
  3543. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3544. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3545. > Everything Looks Yellow: 127
  3546. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3547.  
  3548. autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3549. You gain 144 Meat
  3550.  
  3551. swimming pool submarine
  3552. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3553. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3554. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3555.  
  3556. [219] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3557. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech NAMED NEIL
  3558. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3559. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  3560. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3561. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3562. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
  3563. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 15 damage.
  3564. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3565. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3566. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3567. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
  3568. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
  3569. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 16 damage.
  3570. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 16 damage.
  3571. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3572. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3573. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3574. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  3575. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 12 damage.
  3576. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
  3577. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3578. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3579. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3580. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3581. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3582. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 22 damage.
  3583. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 22 damage.
  3584. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3585. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3586. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3587. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 62 damage.
  3588. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3589. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
  3590. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 19 damage.
  3591. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3592. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3593. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  3594. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3595. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 70 damage.
  3596. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  3597. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
  3598. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 21 damage.
  3599. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3600. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3601. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3602. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both SealMariah and FoodSeal complimented you on your dancing.
  3603. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  3604. You gain 11 Meat.
  3605. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  3606. You acquire an item: metallic A
  3607. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  3608. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3609. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  3610. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  3611. You acquire an item: BACON
  3612. After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
  3613. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  3614. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  3615.  
  3616. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  3617. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  3618. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3619. > Turn(219): Starting with 77 left at Level: 10
  3620. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
  3621. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3622. > HP: 424/432, MP: 79/245
  3623. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3624. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3625. > Everything Looks Yellow: 126
  3626. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3627.  
  3628. autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3629. You gain 144 Meat
  3630.  
  3631. swimming pool submarine
  3632. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3633. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3634. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3635.  
  3636. [220] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3637. Encounter: Quiet Healer WITH SCIENCE!
  3638. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3639. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  3640. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3641. Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
  3642. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  3643. Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
  3644. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3645. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 20 attack power.
  3646. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 defense.
  3647. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3648. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  3649. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  3650. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  3651. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  3652. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  3653. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  3654. You gain 14 Meat.
  3655. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Nelson's Sixth Law of Harmonic radiation says what goes back must come up!"
  3656. You acquire an item: BACON
  3657. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  3658. After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
  3659. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  3660. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3661. > Turn(220): Starting with 76 left at Level: 10
  3662. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  3663. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3664. > HP: 401/432, MP: 53/245
  3665. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3666. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3667. > Everything Looks Yellow: 125
  3668. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3669.  
  3670. swimming pool submarine
  3671. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3672. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3673. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3674.  
  3675. [221] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3676. Encounter: Gesundheitgeist!
  3677. You acquire an item: Tissue Paper Immateria
  3678.  
  3679. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  3680. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  3681.  
  3682. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  3683. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  3684. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3685. > Turn(221): Starting with 75 left at Level: 10
  3686. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  3687. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3688. > HP: 425/432, MP: 53/245
  3689. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3690. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3691. > Everything Looks Yellow: 124
  3692. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3693.  
  3694. swimming pool submarine
  3695. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3696.  
  3697. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  3698. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  3699.  
  3700. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  3701. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  3702. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3703. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3704.  
  3705. buy 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  3706. You spent 765 Meat
  3707. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (9)
  3708.  
  3709. use 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  3710. You gain 90 Muscularity Points
  3711.  
  3712. [222] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3713. Encounter: Quiet Healer NAMED NEIL
  3714. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3715. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  3716. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3717. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3718. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
  3719. Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 15 damage.
  3720. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
  3721. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  3722. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3723. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
  3724. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
  3725. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 15 damage.
  3726. Round 3: Quiet Healer takes 15 damage.
  3727. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  3728. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  3729. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3730. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  3731. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 19 damage.
  3732. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 19 damage.
  3733. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  3734. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  3735. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3736. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  3737. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 6 defense.
  3738. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 20 damage.
  3739. Round 5: Quiet Healer takes 20 damage.
  3740. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  3741. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  3742. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3743. Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 96 damage.
  3744. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  3745. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 17 damage.
  3746. Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 17 damage.
  3747. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  3748. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  3749. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  3750. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and Ravioli Madison took turns doing benchpresses with MythicSloth's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  3751. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  3752. You gain 305 Meat
  3753. You gain 12 Meat.
  3754. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3755. You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
  3756. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  3757. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  3758. You acquire an item: BACON
  3759. After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
  3760. After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
  3761. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3762. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  3763.  
  3764. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  3765. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  3766.  
  3767. cast 1 Astral Shell
  3768. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  3769.  
  3770. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3771. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3772.  
  3773. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  3774. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  3775.  
  3776. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  3777. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  3778. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3779. > Turn(222): Starting with 74 left at Level: 10
  3780. > Encounter: -26.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  3781. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3782. > HP: 431/432, MP: 69/247
  3783. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3784. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3785. > Everything Looks Yellow: 123
  3786. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3787.  
  3788. swimming pool submarine
  3789. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3790. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3791. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3792.  
  3793. [223] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3794. Encounter: Spunky Princess NAMED NEIL
  3795. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3796. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  3797. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3798. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3799. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
  3800. Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 14 damage.
  3801. Round 2: Spunky Princess drops 9 attack power.
  3802. Round 2: Spunky Princess drops 8 defense.
  3803. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3804. Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 18 attack power.
  3805. Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 17 defense.
  3806. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 22 damage.
  3807. Round 3: Spunky Princess takes 22 damage.
  3808. Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 8 attack power.
  3809. Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 8 defense.
  3810. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3811. Round 4: Spunky Princess takes 9 damage.
  3812. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 18 damage.
  3813. Round 4: Spunky Princess takes 18 damage.
  3814. Round 4: Spunky Princess drops 9 attack power.
  3815. Round 4: Spunky Princess drops 9 defense.
  3816. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3817. Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 7 attack power.
  3818. Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 6 defense.
  3819. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
  3820. Round 5: Spunky Princess takes 16 damage.
  3821. Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 8 attack power.
  3822. Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 8 defense.
  3823. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3824. Round 6: Spunky Princess takes 80 damage.
  3825. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3826. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 11 damage.
  3827. Round 6: Spunky Princess takes 11 damage.
  3828. Round 6: Spunky Princess drops 7 attack power.
  3829. Round 6: Spunky Princess drops 7 defense.
  3830. Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
  3831. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3832. Round 7: Spunky Princess takes 106 damage.
  3833. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  3834. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
  3835. Round 7: Spunky Princess takes 15 damage.
  3836. Round 7: Spunky Princess drops 7 attack power.
  3837. Round 7: Spunky Princess drops 9 defense.
  3838. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3839. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled CoolNoodleLord. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  3840. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  3841. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  3842. You gain 272 Meat
  3843. You gain 11 Meat.
  3844. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  3845. You acquire an item: titanium assault umbrella
  3846. You acquire an item: tiny house
  3847. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  3848. You acquire an item: BACON
  3849. After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
  3850. You gain a Muscle point!
  3851. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  3852. After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
  3853. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3854. > Turn(223): Starting with 73 left at Level: 10
  3855. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  3856. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3857. > HP: 434/434, MP: 70/247
  3858. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3859. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3860. > Everything Looks Yellow: 122
  3861. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3862.  
  3863. swimming pool submarine
  3864. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3865. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3866. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3867.  
  3868. [224] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3869. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech AND TESLA!
  3870. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3871. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  3872. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3873. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3874. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3875. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3876. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3877. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
  3878. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
  3879. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  3880. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3881. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3882. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  3883. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3884. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3885. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3886. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  3887. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  3888. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3889. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3890. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3891. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 62 damage.
  3892. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3893. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3894. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3895. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  3896. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3897. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 102 damage.
  3898. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  3899. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  3900. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  3901. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  3902. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3903. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 80 damage.
  3904. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  3905. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  3906. Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  3907. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  3908. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled MegaKing. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  3909. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  3910. You gain 15 Meat.
  3911. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3912. You acquire an item: metallic A
  3913. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  3914. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3915. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  3916. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  3917. After Battle: You gain 61 Muscularity Points
  3918. You acquire an item: BACON
  3919. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  3920. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  3921. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  3922.  
  3923. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  3924. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  3925.  
  3926. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  3927. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  3928.  
  3929. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  3930. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  3931.  
  3932. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  3933. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  3934.  
  3935. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  3936. You gain 22 hit points
  3937. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  3938. > Turn(224): Starting with 72 left at Level: 10
  3939. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  3940. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  3941. > HP: 434/434, MP: 77/247
  3942. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  3943. > ML: 95 control: 10
  3944. > Everything Looks Yellow: 121
  3945. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  3946.  
  3947. autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
  3948. You gain 144 Meat
  3949.  
  3950. swimming pool submarine
  3951. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  3952. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  3953. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  3954.  
  3955. [225] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  3956. Encounter: Quiet Healer AND TESLA!
  3957. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  3958. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  3959. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  3960. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  3961. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
  3962. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  3963. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  3964. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
  3965. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
  3966. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  3967. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  3968. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  3969. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  3970. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  3971. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  3972. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  3973. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  3974. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  3975. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  3976. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  3977. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3978. Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 98 damage.
  3979. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  3980. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
  3981. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  3982. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  3983. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  3984. Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 79 damage.
  3985. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  3986. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  3987. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  3988. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  3989. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  3990. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  3991. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  3992. You gain 340 Meat
  3993. You gain 11 Meat.
  3994. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  3995. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  3996. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  3997. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  3998. After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
  3999. You acquire an item: BACON
  4000. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  4001. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  4002. After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
  4003.  
  4004. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  4005. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  4006.  
  4007. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  4008. You gain 2 hit points
  4009. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4010. > Turn(225): Starting with 71 left at Level: 10
  4011. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4012. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4013. > HP: 434/434, MP: 95/247
  4014. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4015. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4016. > Everything Looks Yellow: 120
  4017. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4018.  
  4019. swimming pool submarine
  4020. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4021. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  4022. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4023.  
  4024. [226] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4025. Encounter: Burly Sidekick WITH BACON!!!
  4026. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4027. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4028. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4029. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4030. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4031. Round 2: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
  4032. Round 2: Burly Sidekick drops 7 defense.
  4033. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4034. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4035. Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 19 attack power.
  4036. Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 18 defense.
  4037. Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
  4038. Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
  4039. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4040. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4041. Round 4: Burly Sidekick takes 9 damage.
  4042. Round 4: Burly Sidekick drops 8 attack power.
  4043. Round 4: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
  4044. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4045. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4046. Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
  4047. Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 7 defense.
  4048. Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 8 attack power.
  4049. Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 8 defense.
  4050. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4051. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4052. Round 6: Burly Sidekick takes 79 damage.
  4053. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  4054. Round 6: Burly Sidekick drops 9 attack power.
  4055. Round 6: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
  4056. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  4057. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4058. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4059. Round 7: Burly Sidekick takes 80 damage.
  4060. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  4061. Round 7: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
  4062. Round 7: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
  4063. > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
  4064. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4065. Round 8: Burly Sidekick takes 90 damage.
  4066. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  4067. Round 8: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
  4068. Round 8: Burly Sidekick drops 7 defense.
  4069. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4070. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both Majestic Audrey and BistreWizard complimented you on your dancing.
  4071. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  4072. You gain 348 Meat
  4073. You gain 15 Meat.
  4074. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4075. You acquire an item: Mohawk wig
  4076. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  4077. You acquire an item: tiny house
  4078. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4079. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  4080. After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
  4081. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  4082.  
  4083. cast 1 Patient Smile
  4084. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  4085.  
  4086. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4087. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4088. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4089. > Turn(226): Starting with 70 left at Level: 10
  4090. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4091. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4092. > HP: 434/434, MP: 78/247
  4093. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4094. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4095. > Everything Looks Yellow: 119
  4096. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4097.  
  4098. swimming pool submarine
  4099. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4100. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4101.  
  4102. [227] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4103. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters NAMED NEIL
  4104. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4105. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  4106. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4107. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4108. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
  4109. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 19 damage.
  4110. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4111. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4112. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4113. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 20 attack power.
  4114. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
  4115. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
  4116. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 15 damage.
  4117. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4118. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 defense.
  4119. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4120. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
  4121. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 20 damage.
  4122. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 20 damage.
  4123. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4124. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4125. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4126. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4127. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4128. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 17 damage.
  4129. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 17 damage.
  4130. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
  4131. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 defense.
  4132. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4133. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 74 damage.
  4134. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  4135. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
  4136. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 20 damage.
  4137. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4138. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4139. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  4140. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4141. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 113 damage.
  4142. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  4143. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 15 damage.
  4144. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 15 damage.
  4145. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4146. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4147. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4148. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Eustace the Tipsy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  4149. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  4150. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  4151. You gain 410 Meat
  4152. You gain 11 Meat.
  4153. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4154. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  4155. You acquire an item: tiny house
  4156. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  4157. You acquire an item: BACON
  4158. After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
  4159. You gain a Muscle point!
  4160. After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
  4161. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  4162. You gain a Moxie point!
  4163.  
  4164. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4165. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  4166. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4167. > Turn(227): Starting with 69 left at Level: 10
  4168. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4169. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4170. > HP: 428/436, MP: 53/247
  4171. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4172. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4173. > Everything Looks Yellow: 118
  4174. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4175.  
  4176. swimming pool submarine
  4177. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4178. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4179.  
  4180. [228] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4181. Encounter: Don't Chew on That Spirit!
  4182. You acquire an item: Tin Foil Immateria
  4183. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4184. > Turn(228): Starting with 68 left at Level: 10
  4185. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4186. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4187. > HP: 436/436, MP: 68/247
  4188. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4189. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4190. > Everything Looks Yellow: 117
  4191. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4192.  
  4193. swimming pool submarine
  4194. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4195. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4196.  
  4197. [229] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4198. Encounter: Quiet Healer WITH SCIENCE!
  4199. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4200. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4201. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4202. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4203. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4204. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4205. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4206. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
  4207. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 17 defense.
  4208. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4209. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4210. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4211. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  4212. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4213. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4214. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  4215. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  4216. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  4217. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when Lucy the Amazing taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  4218. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  4219. You gain 12 Meat.
  4220. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: McMahon's Twenty-seventh Law of Gravity says what goes down must come back!"
  4221. You acquire an item: BACON
  4222. After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
  4223. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  4224. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  4225.  
  4226. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  4227. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  4228. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4229. > Turn(229): Starting with 67 left at Level: 10
  4230. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4231. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4232. > HP: 426/436, MP: 75/247
  4233. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4234. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4235. > Everything Looks Yellow: 116
  4236. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4237.  
  4238. swimming pool submarine
  4239. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4240. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4241.  
  4242. [230] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4243. Encounter: Quiet Healer WITH BACON!!!
  4244. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4245. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4246. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4247. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4248. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4249. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4250. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4251. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
  4252. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
  4253. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4254. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4255. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4256. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  4257. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4258. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4259. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4260. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4261. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4262. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4263. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4264. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4265. Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 76 damage.
  4266. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  4267. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4268. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4269. Round 6: You gain 17 hit points
  4270. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4271. Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 82 damage.
  4272. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  4273. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4274. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4275. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  4276. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4277. Round 8: Quiet Healer takes 117 damage.
  4278. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  4279. Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4280. Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4281. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4282. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  4283. You acquire an item: Dennis's blessing of Minerva
  4284. You gain 278 Meat
  4285. You gain 12 Meat.
  4286. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  4287. You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
  4288. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  4289. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  4290. You acquire an item: Tears of the Quiet Healer
  4291. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4292. After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
  4293. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  4294. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4295. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  4296.  
  4297. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4298. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4299. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4300. > Turn(230): Starting with 66 left at Level: 10
  4301. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4302. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4303. > HP: 436/436, MP: 77/248
  4304. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4305. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4306. > Everything Looks Yellow: 115
  4307. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4308.  
  4309. swimming pool submarine
  4310. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4311. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4312.  
  4313. [231] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4314. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  4315. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  4316. choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
  4317. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech NAMED NEIL
  4318. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4319. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  4320. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4321. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4322. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
  4323. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
  4324. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
  4325. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  4326. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4327. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
  4328. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
  4329. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 20 damage.
  4330. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 20 damage.
  4331. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  4332. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  4333. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4334. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  4335. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 21 damage.
  4336. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 21 damage.
  4337. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  4338. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 11 defense.
  4339. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4340. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  4341. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  4342. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 12 damage.
  4343. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
  4344. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  4345. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  4346. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4347. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 64 damage.
  4348. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  4349. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 15 damage.
  4350. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 15 damage.
  4351. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  4352. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  4353. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  4354. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4355. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 66 damage.
  4356. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  4357. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
  4358. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 22 damage.
  4359. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
  4360. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  4361. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4362. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  4363. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  4364. You gain 14 Meat.
  4365. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4366. You acquire an item: metallic A
  4367. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  4368. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  4369. You acquire an item: BACON
  4370. After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
  4371. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  4372. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  4373.  
  4374. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4375. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4376.  
  4377. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4378. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4379. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4380. > Turn(231): Starting with 65 left at Level: 10
  4381. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4382. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4383. > HP: 419/436, MP: 63/248
  4384. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4385. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4386. > Everything Looks Yellow: 114
  4387. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4388.  
  4389. swimming pool submarine
  4390. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4391. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4392.  
  4393. [232] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4394. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Protagonist
  4395. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4396. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  4397. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4398. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  4399. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  4400. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  4401. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when SealKid bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  4402. You acquire an item: gingerbread horror
  4403. You gain 11 Meat.
  4404. After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
  4405. You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
  4406. You acquire an item: BACON
  4407. After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
  4408. After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
  4409. After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
  4410. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4411. > Turn(232): Starting with 64 left at Level: 10
  4412. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
  4413. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4414. > HP: 408/436, MP: 75/248
  4415. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4416. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4417. > Everything Looks Yellow: 113
  4418. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4419.  
  4420. swimming pool submarine
  4421. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4422. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4423.  
  4424. [233] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4425. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Quiet Healer
  4426. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4427. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  4428. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4429. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4430. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4431. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4432. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4433. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
  4434. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
  4435. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4436. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4437. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4438. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  4439. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4440. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4441. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4442. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4443. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 6 defense.
  4444. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4445. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4446. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4447. Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 70 damage.
  4448. Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
  4449. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
  4450. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4451. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  4452. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4453. Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 96 damage.
  4454. Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
  4455. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4456. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4457. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  4458. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4459. Round 8: Quiet Healer takes 98 damage.
  4460. Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
  4461. Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4462. Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4463. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4464. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled King Captain Spaghetti. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  4465. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  4466. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  4467. You gain 318 Meat
  4468. You gain 14 Meat.
  4469. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4470. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  4471. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  4472. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  4473. You acquire an item: BACON
  4474. After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
  4475. You gain a Muscle point!
  4476. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  4477. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  4478.  
  4479. cast 1 Astral Shell
  4480. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  4481. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4482. > Turn(233): Starting with 63 left at Level: 10
  4483. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4484. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4485. > HP: 384/438, MP: 70/248
  4486. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4487. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4488. > Everything Looks Yellow: 112
  4489. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4490.  
  4491. swimming pool submarine
  4492. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4493. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4494.  
  4495. [234] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4496. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Quiet Healer
  4497. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4498. Round 1: You gain 20 hit points
  4499. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4500. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4501. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4502. Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4503. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4504. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 attack power.
  4505. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 17 defense.
  4506. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4507. Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4508. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4509. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
  4510. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
  4511. Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4512. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4513. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4514. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 6 defense.
  4515. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4516. Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
  4517. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4518. Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 74 damage.
  4519. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  4520. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4521. Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
  4522. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  4523. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4524. Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 79 damage.
  4525. Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
  4526. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
  4527. Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4528. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  4529. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4530. Round 8: Quiet Healer takes 84 damage.
  4531. Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
  4532. Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
  4533. Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
  4534. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4535. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4536. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  4537. You gain 259 Meat
  4538. You gain 15 Meat.
  4539. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  4540. You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
  4541. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  4542. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  4543. After Battle: Isabella drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
  4544. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  4545. You acquire an item: BACON
  4546. After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude
  4547. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  4548. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  4549.  
  4550. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  4551. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  4552. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4553. > Turn(234): Starting with 62 left at Level: 10
  4554. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4555. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4556. > HP: 415/438, MP: 78/248
  4557. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4558. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4559. > Everything Looks Yellow: 111
  4560. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4561.  
  4562. swimming pool submarine
  4563. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4564. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4565.  
  4566. [235] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4567. Encounter: The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever
  4568. You acquire an item: Gauze Immateria
  4569.  
  4570. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  4571. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  4572. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4573. > Turn(235): Starting with 61 left at Level: 10
  4574. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4575. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4576. > HP: 438/438, MP: 74/248
  4577. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4578. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4579. > Everything Looks Yellow: 110
  4580. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4581.  
  4582. swimming pool submarine
  4583. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4584. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4585.  
  4586. [236] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4587. Encounter: Rip Rop Wrappety Do
  4588. You acquire an item: Plastic Wrap Immateria
  4589.  
  4590. cast 1 Patient Smile
  4591. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  4592.  
  4593. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4594. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4595. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4596. > Turn(236): Starting with 60 left at Level: 10
  4597. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4598. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4599. > HP: 438/438, MP: 63/248
  4600. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4601. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4602. > Everything Looks Yellow: 109
  4603. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4604.  
  4605. swimming pool submarine
  4606. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4607. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4608.  
  4609. [237] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4610. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  4611. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  4612. choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
  4613. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech NAMED NEIL
  4614. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4615. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  4616. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4617. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4618. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
  4619. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 17 damage.
  4620. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  4621. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  4622. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4623. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
  4624. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
  4625. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 16 damage.
  4626. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 16 damage.
  4627. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  4628. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
  4629. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4630. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
  4631. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
  4632. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 11 damage.
  4633. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 11 attack power.
  4634. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 defense.
  4635. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4636. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  4637. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  4638. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
  4639. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 13 damage.
  4640. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  4641. Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  4642. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4643. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 57 damage.
  4644. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  4645. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
  4646. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 19 damage.
  4647. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
  4648. Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
  4649. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  4650. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4651. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 93 damage.
  4652. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  4653. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 12 damage.
  4654. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
  4655. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
  4656. Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
  4657. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4658. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and UncannyFighter the Drunk totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  4659. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  4660. You gain 10 Meat.
  4661. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4662. You acquire an item: metallic A
  4663. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  4664. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  4665. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  4666. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  4667. You acquire an item: BACON
  4668. After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
  4669. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  4670. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  4671. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4672. > Turn(237): Starting with 59 left at Level: 10
  4673. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4674. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4675. > HP: 417/438, MP: 76/248
  4676. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4677. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4678. > Everything Looks Yellow: 108
  4679. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4680.  
  4681. swimming pool submarine
  4682. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4683. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4684.  
  4685. [238] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4686. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters WITH BACON!!!
  4687. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4688. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  4689. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4690. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4691. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 6 attack power.
  4692. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4693. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4694. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 20 attack power.
  4695. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
  4696. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4697. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4698. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4699. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
  4700. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
  4701. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 defense.
  4702. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4703. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4704. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4705. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
  4706. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4707. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4708. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 74 damage.
  4709. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  4710. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4711. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4712. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  4713. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4714. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 99 damage.
  4715. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  4716. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4717. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 defense.
  4718. Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
  4719. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4720. Round 8: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 113 damage.
  4721. Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
  4722. Round 8: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4723. Round 8: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4724. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  4725. You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
  4726. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4727. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  4728. You gain 361 Meat
  4729. You gain 13 Meat.
  4730. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4731. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  4732. You acquire an item: tiny house
  4733. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  4734. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  4735. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  4736. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  4737. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  4738. You gain a Moxie point!
  4739. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4740. > Turn(238): Starting with 58 left at Level: 10
  4741. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4742. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4743. > HP: 398/438, MP: 73/248
  4744. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4745. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4746. > Everything Looks Yellow: 107
  4747. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4748.  
  4749. swimming pool submarine
  4750. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4751. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4752.  
  4753. [239] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4754. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters NAMED NEIL
  4755. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4756. Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
  4757. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4758. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4759. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 17 damage.
  4760. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 17 damage.
  4761. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
  4762. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4763. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4764. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 attack power.
  4765. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
  4766. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 12 damage.
  4767. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 12 damage.
  4768. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4769. Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4770. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4771. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
  4772. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 21 damage.
  4773. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 21 damage.
  4774. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4775. Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4776. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4777. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
  4778. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4779. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 17 damage.
  4780. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 17 damage.
  4781. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4782. Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
  4783. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4784. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 73 damage.
  4785. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4786. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  4787. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 16 damage.
  4788. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4789. Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4790. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  4791. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4792. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 74 damage.
  4793. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  4794. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 21 damage.
  4795. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 21 damage.
  4796. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
  4797. Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
  4798. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  4799. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when both Savannah the Tipsy and Tequila Savannah complimented you on your dancing.
  4800. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  4801. You gain 340 Meat
  4802. You gain 14 Meat.
  4803. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  4804. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  4805. You acquire an item: tiny house
  4806. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  4807. You acquire an item: BACON
  4808. After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
  4809. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  4810. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  4811.  
  4812. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  4813. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  4814. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4815. > Turn(239): Starting with 57 left at Level: 10
  4816. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4817. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
  4818. > HP: 394/438, MP: 50/248
  4819. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4820. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4821. > Everything Looks Yellow: 106
  4822. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4823.  
  4824. swimming pool submarine
  4825. > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
  4826. > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
  4827.  
  4828. [240] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  4829. Encounter: F-F-Fantastic!
  4830. Took choice 681/1: Give him the spirits
  4831. choice.php?whichchoice=681&option=1&pwd
  4832. You acquire an item: S.O.C.K.
  4833. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4834. > Turn(240): Starting with 56 left at Level: 10
  4835. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
  4836. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 344.24349662087934
  4837. > HP: 413/438, MP: 72/248
  4838. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4839. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4840. > Everything Looks Yellow: 105
  4841. > Found completed Airship (10)
  4842. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4843. > Basement Search
  4844.  
  4845. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  4846. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  4847.  
  4848. use 1 hair spray
  4849. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  4850. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  4851.  
  4852. [241] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  4853. Encounter: Neckbeard Giant WITH SCIENCE!
  4854. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4855. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  4856. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4857. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4858. Round 2: Neckbeard Giant drops 8 attack power.
  4859. Round 2: Neckbeard Giant drops 8 defense.
  4860. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4861. Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 22 attack power.
  4862. Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 21 defense.
  4863. Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4864. Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 11 defense.
  4865. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4866. Round 4: Neckbeard Giant takes 10 damage.
  4867. Round 4: Neckbeard Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4868. Round 4: Neckbeard Giant drops 9 defense.
  4869. Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
  4870. You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
  4871. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  4872. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when PastaRiley taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  4873. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  4874. You gain 15 Meat.
  4875. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The eighth state of matter is ham!"
  4876. You acquire an item: BACON
  4877. After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
  4878. You gain a Muscle point!
  4879. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  4880. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4881. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  4882.  
  4883. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  4884. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  4885.  
  4886. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  4887. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  4888.  
  4889. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  4890. You spent 22 Meat
  4891. You acquire an item: hair spray
  4892.  
  4893. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  4894. You spent 22 Meat
  4895. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  4896. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4897. > Turn(241): Starting with 55 left at Level: 10
  4898. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
  4899. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 349.24349662087934
  4900. > HP: 397/471, MP: 54/250
  4901. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4902. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4903. > Everything Looks Yellow: 104
  4904. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4905. > Basement Search
  4906. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  4907.  
  4908. [242] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  4909. Encounter: Fitness Giant AND TESLA!
  4910. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4911. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  4912. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4913. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4914. Round 2: Fitness Giant drops 25 attack power.
  4915. Round 2: Fitness Giant drops 24 defense.
  4916. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4917. Round 3: Fitness Giant takes 10 damage.
  4918. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4919. Round 4: Fitness Giant drops 11 attack power.
  4920. Round 4: Fitness Giant drops 10 defense.
  4921. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4922. Round 5: Fitness Giant takes 80 damage.
  4923. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  4924. Round 5: You lose 37 hit points
  4925. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4926. Round 6: Fitness Giant takes 64 damage.
  4927. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  4928. Round 6: You lose 39 hit points
  4929. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4930. Round 7: Fitness Giant takes 62 damage.
  4931. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  4932. Round 7: You lose 38 hit points
  4933. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4934. Round 8: Fitness Giant takes 64 damage.
  4935. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  4936. Round 8: You lose 37 hit points
  4937. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4938. Round 9: Fitness Giant takes 96 damage.
  4939. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  4940. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  4941. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  4942. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  4943. You gain 271 Meat
  4944. You gain 13 Meat.
  4945. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  4946. You acquire an item: giant jar of protein powder
  4947. You acquire an item: pec oil
  4948. You acquire an item: Fitspiration™ poster
  4949. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  4950. After Battle: You gain 50 Muscularity Points
  4951. You acquire an item: BACON
  4952. After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
  4953. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  4954. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  4955.  
  4956. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  4957. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  4958. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  4959. > Turn(242): Starting with 54 left at Level: 10
  4960. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
  4961. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 299.24349662087934
  4962. > HP: 263/471, MP: 72/250
  4963. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  4964. > ML: 95 control: 10
  4965. > Everything Looks Yellow: 103
  4966. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  4967. > Basement Search
  4968. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  4969.  
  4970. [243] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  4971. Encounter: Alphabet Giant AND TESLA!
  4972. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  4973. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  4974. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  4975. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  4976. Round 2: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4977. Round 2: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
  4978. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  4979. Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 24 attack power.
  4980. Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 22 defense.
  4981. Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4982. Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
  4983. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  4984. Round 4: Alphabet Giant takes 10 damage.
  4985. Round 4: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4986. Round 4: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
  4987. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  4988. Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4989. Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
  4990. Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
  4991. Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
  4992. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4993. Round 6: Alphabet Giant takes 64 damage.
  4994. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  4995. Round 6: Alphabet Giant drops 8 attack power.
  4996. Round 6: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
  4997. Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
  4998. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  4999. Round 7: Alphabet Giant takes 105 damage.
  5000. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  5001. Round 7: Alphabet Giant drops 11 attack power.
  5002. Round 7: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
  5003. Round 7: You lose 22 hit points
  5004. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5005. Round 8: Alphabet Giant takes 77 damage.
  5006. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5007. Round 8: Alphabet Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5008. Round 8: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
  5009. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5010. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when both FettuciniGuy and WonderSeal complimented you on your dancing.
  5011. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  5012. You gain 431 Meat
  5013. You gain 14 Meat.
  5014. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  5015. You acquire an item: heavy D
  5016. You acquire an item: original G
  5017. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  5018. After Battle: You gain 62 Muscularity Points
  5019. You acquire an item: BACON
  5020. After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
  5021. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  5022. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  5023.  
  5024. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5025. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5026.  
  5027. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5028. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5029.  
  5030. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5031. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5032.  
  5033. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5034. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5035.  
  5036. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5037. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5038. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5039. > Turn(243): Starting with 53 left at Level: 10
  5040. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
  5041. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 299.24349662087934
  5042. > HP: 209/442, MP: 91/250
  5043. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5044. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5045. > Everything Looks Yellow: 102
  5046. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5047. > Basement Search
  5048.  
  5049. use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
  5050. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  5051.  
  5052. use 1 hair spray
  5053. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  5054.  
  5055. familiar XO Skeleton (24 lbs)
  5056. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  5057.  
  5058. [244] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  5059. Encounter: Furry Giant
  5060. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5061. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  5062. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5063. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5064. Round 2: Furry Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5065. Round 2: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
  5066. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5067. Round 3: Furry Giant drops 23 attack power.
  5068. Round 3: Furry Giant drops 21 defense.
  5069. Round 3: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5070. Round 3: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
  5071. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5072. Round 4: Furry Giant takes 10 damage.
  5073. Round 4: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5074. Round 4: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
  5075. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5076. Round 5: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5077. Round 5: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
  5078. Round 5: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5079. Round 5: Furry Giant drops 11 defense.
  5080. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5081. Round 6: Furry Giant takes 73 damage.
  5082. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5083. Round 6: Furry Giant drops 10 attack power.
  5084. Round 6: Furry Giant drops 9 defense.
  5085. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  5086. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5087. Round 7: Furry Giant takes 101 damage.
  5088. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5089. Round 7: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5090. Round 7: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
  5091. Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
  5092. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5093. Round 8: Furry Giant takes 88 damage.
  5094. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  5095. Round 8: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5096. Round 8: Furry Giant drops 10 defense.
  5097. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5098. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  5099. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  5100. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  5101. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  5102. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  5103. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
  5104. You gain 422 Meat
  5105. You gain 12 Meat.
  5106. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5107. You acquire an item: furry fur
  5108. You acquire an item: disturbing fanfic
  5109. You acquire an item: wolf mask
  5110. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  5111. You acquire an item: X
  5112. After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
  5113. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  5114. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  5115.  
  5116. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5117. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5118.  
  5119. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5120. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5121.  
  5122. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5123. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5124.  
  5125. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5126. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5127.  
  5128. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  5129. You spent 22 Meat
  5130. You acquire an item: hair spray
  5131.  
  5132. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  5133. You spent 22 Meat
  5134. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  5135. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5136. > Turn(244): Starting with 52 left at Level: 10
  5137. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
  5138. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 282.3318042491699
  5139. > HP: 214/471, MP: 84/250
  5140. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5141. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5142. > Everything Looks Yellow: 101
  5143. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5144. > Basement Search
  5145. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  5146.  
  5147. [245] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  5148. Encounter: The Fast and the Furry-ous
  5149. Took choice 669/4: skip adventure and guarantees this adventure will reoccur
  5150. choice.php?whichchoice=669&option=4&pwd
  5151.  
  5152. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5153. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5154. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5155. > We was fast and furry-ous!
  5156.  
  5157. equip weapon titanium assault umbrella
  5158. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
  5159.  
  5160. [245] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  5161. Encounter: The Fast and the Furry-ous
  5162. Took choice 669/1: open Ground Floor (titanium umbrella equipped)
  5163. choice.php?whichchoice=669&option=1&pwd
  5164.  
  5165. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5166. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5167. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5168. > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
  5169. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
  5170. > Meat Drop: 180.0   Item Drop: 282.3318042491699
  5171. > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
  5172. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5173. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5174. > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
  5175. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5176.  
  5177. equip weapon spiked femur
  5178. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5179. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5180.  
  5181. [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5182. Encounter: There's No Ability Like Possibility
  5183. Took choice 672/3: skip adventure
  5184. choice.php?whichchoice=672&option=3&pwd
  5185. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5186. > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
  5187. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
  5188. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5189. > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
  5190. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5191. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5192. > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
  5193. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5194. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5195. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5196.  
  5197. [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5198. Encounter: Putting Off Is Off-Putting
  5199. Took choice 673/3: skip adventure
  5200. choice.php?whichchoice=673&option=3&pwd
  5201. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5202. > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
  5203. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
  5204. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5205. > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
  5206. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5207. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5208. > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
  5209. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5210. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5211. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5212.  
  5213. [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5214. Encounter: Huzzah!
  5215. Took choice 674/3: skip adventure
  5216. choice.php?whichchoice=674&option=3&pwd
  5217. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5218. > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
  5219. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
  5220. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5221. > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
  5222. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5223. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5224. > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
  5225. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5226. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5227. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5228.  
  5229. [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5230. Encounter: Huzzah!
  5231. Took choice 674/3: skip adventure
  5232. choice.php?whichchoice=674&option=3&pwd
  5233. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5234. > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
  5235. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
  5236. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5237. > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
  5238. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5239. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5240. > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
  5241. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5242. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5243. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5244.  
  5245. [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5246. Encounter: Procrastination Giant
  5247. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  5248. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5249. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  5250. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  5251. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  5252. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and Super Johnny took turns doing benchpresses with FluffyInsaneBlaster's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  5253. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
  5254. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  5255. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  5256. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  5257. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  5258. You gain 14 Meat.
  5259. After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
  5260. You gain a Muscle point!
  5261. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  5262. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  5263.  
  5264. cast 1 Patient Smile
  5265. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  5266.  
  5267. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5268. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5269.  
  5270. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5271. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  5272. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5273. > Turn(246): Starting with 50 left at Level: 10
  5274. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
  5275. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5276. > HP: 276/444, MP: 50/250
  5277. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5278. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5279. > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
  5280. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5281. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5282. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5283.  
  5284. use 3 tiny house
  5285. You gain 66 hit points
  5286. You gain 66 Muscularity Points
  5287.  
  5288. [247] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5289. Encounter: Putting Off Is Off-Putting
  5290. Took choice 673/3: skip adventure
  5291. choice.php?whichchoice=673&option=3&pwd
  5292.  
  5293. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5294. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5295.  
  5296. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5297. You gain 102 hit points
  5298. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5299. > Turn(246): Starting with 50 left at Level: 10
  5300. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5301. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5302. > HP: 444/444, MP: 86/250
  5303. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5304. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5305. > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
  5306. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5307. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5308. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5309.  
  5310. [247] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5311. Encounter: Renaissance Giant
  5312. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5313. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  5314. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5315. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5316. Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5317. Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5318. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5319. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 22 attack power.
  5320. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 20 defense.
  5321. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5322. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
  5323. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5324. Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 9 damage.
  5325. Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5326. Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5327. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5328. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5329. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 7 defense.
  5330. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5331. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
  5332. Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
  5333. Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5334. Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 11 defense.
  5335. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  5336. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5337. Round 7: Renaissance Giant takes 99 damage.
  5338. Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
  5339. Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5340. Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 10 defense.
  5341. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  5342. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5343. Round 8: Renaissance Giant takes 74 damage.
  5344. Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
  5345. Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5346. Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5347. Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
  5348. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5349. Round 9: Renaissance Giant takes 85 damage.
  5350. Round 9: You gain 1 hit point
  5351. Round 9: Renaissance Giant drops 10 attack power.
  5352. Round 9: Renaissance Giant drops 10 defense.
  5353. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5354. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  5355. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  5356. You gain 297 Meat
  5357. You gain 13 Meat.
  5358. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5359. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Meade
  5360. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  5361. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Medieval Insult
  5362. After Battle: You gain 52 Fortitude
  5363. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  5364. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  5365.  
  5366. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  5367. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  5368.  
  5369. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  5370. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  5371.  
  5372. use 1 Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  5373. You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (20)
  5374. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5375. > Turn(247): Starting with 49 left at Level: 10
  5376. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5377. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5378. > HP: 375/444, MP: 86/250
  5379. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5380. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5381. > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
  5382. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5383. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5384. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5385.  
  5386. [248] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5387. Encounter: Government agent
  5388. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5389. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  5390. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5391. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5392. Round 2: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  5393. Round 2: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  5394. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5395. Round 3: Government agent drops 19 attack power.
  5396. Round 3: Government agent drops 23 defense.
  5397. Round 3: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5398. Round 3: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5399. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5400. Round 4: Government agent takes 9 damage.
  5401. Round 4: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
  5402. Round 4: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  5403. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5404. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5405. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5406. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5407. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  5408. Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
  5409. Round 6: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  5410. Round 6: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5411. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  5412. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5413. Round 7: Government agent takes 90 damage.
  5414. Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
  5415. Round 7: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5416. Round 7: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5417. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  5418. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5419. Round 8: Government agent takes 60 damage.
  5420. Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
  5421. Round 8: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  5422. Round 8: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  5423. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  5424. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5425. Round 9: Government agent takes 57 damage.
  5426. Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
  5427. Round 9: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5428. Round 9: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5429. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5430. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  5431. After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
  5432. You gain 207 Meat
  5433. You gain 13 Meat.
  5434. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5435. You acquire an item: burned government manual fragment
  5436. You acquire an item: government cheese
  5437. You acquire an item: government-issued night-vision goggles
  5438. You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
  5439. After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
  5440. After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
  5441. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  5442. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5443. > Turn(248): Starting with 48 left at Level: 10
  5444. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5445. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
  5446. > HP: 337/444, MP: 85/250
  5447. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5448. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5449. > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
  5450. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5451. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5452. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5453.  
  5454. [249] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5455. Encounter: Government agent
  5456. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5457. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  5458. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5459. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5460. Round 2: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
  5461. Round 2: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5462. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5463. Round 3: Government agent drops 19 attack power.
  5464. Round 3: Government agent drops 23 defense.
  5465. Round 3: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
  5466. Round 3: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5467. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5468. Round 4: Government agent takes 9 damage.
  5469. Round 4: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
  5470. Round 4: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5471. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5472. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5473. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5474. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5475. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5476. Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
  5477. Round 6: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5478. Round 6: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5479. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  5480. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5481. Round 7: Government agent takes 60 damage.
  5482. Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
  5483. Round 7: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
  5484. Round 7: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5485. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  5486. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5487. Round 8: Government agent takes 94 damage.
  5488. Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
  5489. Round 8: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5490. Round 8: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5491. Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
  5492. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5493. Round 9: Government agent takes 61 damage.
  5494. Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
  5495. Round 9: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5496. Round 9: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5497. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5498. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  5499. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  5500. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  5501. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 5 lb. XO Skeleton
  5502. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  5503. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  5504. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  5505. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  5506. You gain 216 Meat
  5507. You gain 11 Meat.
  5508. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5509. You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
  5510. After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude
  5511. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  5512. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  5513.  
  5514. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  5515. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  5516.  
  5517. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5518. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5519.  
  5520. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5521. You gain 117 hit points
  5522. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5523. > Turn(249): Starting with 47 left at Level: 10
  5524. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5525. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5526. > HP: 444/444, MP: 79/250
  5527. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5528. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5529. > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
  5530. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5531. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5532. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5533.  
  5534. [250] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5535. Encounter: Government agent
  5536. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5537. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  5538. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5539. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5540. Round 2: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
  5541. Round 2: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5542. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5543. Round 3: Government agent drops 19 attack power.
  5544. Round 3: Government agent drops 23 defense.
  5545. Round 3: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5546. Round 3: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  5547. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5548. Round 4: Government agent takes 9 damage.
  5549. Round 4: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
  5550. Round 4: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5551. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5552. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5553. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5554. Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5555. Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5556. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5557. Round 6: Government agent takes 64 damage.
  5558. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5559. Round 6: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5560. Round 6: Government agent drops 9 defense.
  5561. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  5562. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5563. Round 7: Government agent takes 61 damage.
  5564. Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
  5565. Round 7: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
  5566. Round 7: Government agent drops 7 defense.
  5567. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  5568. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5569. Round 8: Government agent takes 62 damage.
  5570. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  5571. Round 8: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
  5572. Round 8: Government agent drops 8 defense.
  5573. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5574. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  5575. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  5576. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  5577. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  5578. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  5579. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
  5580. You gain 213 Meat
  5581. You gain 11 Meat.
  5582. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5583. You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
  5584. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  5585. You acquire an item: O
  5586. After Battle: You gain 48 Beefiness
  5587. You gain a Muscle point!
  5588. After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  5589. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5590. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  5591. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5592. > Turn(250): Starting with 46 left at Level: 10
  5593. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5594. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5595. > HP: 446/446, MP: 100/252
  5596. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5597. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5598. > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
  5599. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5600. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5601. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5602.  
  5603. [251] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5604. Encounter: Possibility Giant
  5605. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5606. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  5607. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5608. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5609. Round 2: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5610. Round 2: Possibility Giant drops 9 defense.
  5611. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5612. Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 22 attack power.
  5613. Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 21 defense.
  5614. Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5615. Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 9 defense.
  5616. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5617. Round 4: Possibility Giant takes 9 damage.
  5618. Round 4: Possibility Giant drops 11 attack power.
  5619. Round 4: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
  5620. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5621. Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5622. Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
  5623. Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5624. Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 9 defense.
  5625. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5626. Round 6: Possibility Giant takes 64 damage.
  5627. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  5628. Round 6: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5629. Round 6: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
  5630. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  5631. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5632. Round 7: Possibility Giant takes 72 damage.
  5633. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  5634. Round 7: Possibility Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5635. Round 7: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
  5636. Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
  5637. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5638. Round 8: Possibility Giant takes 90 damage.
  5639. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  5640. Round 8: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5641. Round 8: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
  5642. Round 8: You lose 14 hit points
  5643. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5644. Round 9: Possibility Giant takes 79 damage.
  5645. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  5646. Round 9: Possibility Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5647. Round 9: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
  5648. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  5649. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  5650. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  5651. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  5652. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  5653. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  5654. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
  5655. You gain 418 Meat
  5656. You gain 12 Meat.
  5657. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5658. You acquire an item: plot hole
  5659. You acquire an item: probability potion
  5660. You acquire an item: chaos butterfly
  5661. After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
  5662. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  5663. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  5664.  
  5665. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5666. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5667.  
  5668. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  5669. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  5670.  
  5671. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5672. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5673.  
  5674. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5675. You gain 8 hit points
  5676. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5677. > Turn(251): Starting with 45 left at Level: 10
  5678. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5679. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5680. > HP: 446/446, MP: 77/252
  5681. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5682. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5683. > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
  5684. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5685. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5686. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5687.  
  5688. [252] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5689. Encounter: Home on the Free Range
  5690. Took choice 1026/2: electric boning knife, then skip adventure
  5691. choice.php?whichchoice=1026&option=2&pwd
  5692. You acquire an item: electric boning knife
  5693. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5694. > Turn(252): Starting with 44 left at Level: 10
  5695. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5696. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5697. > HP: 446/446, MP: 108/252
  5698. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5699. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5700. > Everything Looks Yellow: 93
  5701. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5702. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5703. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5704.  
  5705. [253] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5706. Encounter: Renaissance Giant
  5707. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5708. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  5709. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5710. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5711. Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5712. Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5713. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5714. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 22 attack power.
  5715. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 20 defense.
  5716. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5717. Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
  5718. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5719. Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 9 damage.
  5720. Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 7 attack power.
  5721. Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
  5722. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5723. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5724. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
  5725. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5726. Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5727. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5728. Round 6: Renaissance Giant takes 65 damage.
  5729. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5730. Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5731. Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5732. Round 6: You lose 22 hit points
  5733. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5734. Round 7: Renaissance Giant takes 76 damage.
  5735. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5736. Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5737. Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
  5738. Round 7: You lose 21 hit points
  5739. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5740. Round 8: Renaissance Giant takes 110 damage.
  5741. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5742. Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5743. Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 7 defense.
  5744. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5745. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled BoogerBarbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  5746. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  5747. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  5748. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  5749. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  5750. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
  5751. You gain 283 Meat
  5752. You gain 11 Meat.
  5753. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5754. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Meade
  5755. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  5756. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Medieval Insult
  5757. After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
  5758. After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
  5759. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  5760. You gain a Moxie point!
  5761.  
  5762. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  5763. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  5764.  
  5765. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  5766. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  5767.  
  5768. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  5769. You gain 21 hit points
  5770. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5771. > Turn(253): Starting with 43 left at Level: 10
  5772. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5773. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5774. > HP: 446/446, MP: 99/252
  5775. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5776. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5777. > Everything Looks Yellow: 92
  5778. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5779. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5780. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5781.  
  5782. [254] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5783. Encounter: Ahead of the Game
  5784. possibility potion is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
  5785. You acquire an item: possibility potion
  5786.  
  5787. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  5788. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  5789.  
  5790. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  5791. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  5792.  
  5793. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  5794. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  5795.  
  5796. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  5797. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  5798.  
  5799. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  5800. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  5801. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5802. > Turn(254): Starting with 42 left at Level: 10
  5803. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5804. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5805. > HP: 446/446, MP: 91/252
  5806. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5807. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5808. > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
  5809. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5810. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5811. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5812.  
  5813. [255] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5814. Encounter: Foodie Giant
  5815. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5816. Round 1: Foodie Giant takes 4 damage.
  5817. Round 1: You lose 43 hit points
  5818. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5819. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5820. Round 2: Foodie Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5821. Round 2: Foodie Giant drops 9 defense.
  5822. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5823. Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 22 attack power.
  5824. Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 21 defense.
  5825. Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 10 attack power.
  5826. Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 10 defense.
  5827. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5828. Round 4: Foodie Giant takes 9 damage.
  5829. Round 4: Foodie Giant drops 10 attack power.
  5830. Round 4: Foodie Giant drops 8 defense.
  5831. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5832. Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5833. Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 8 defense.
  5834. Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5835. Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 10 defense.
  5836. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5837. Round 6: Foodie Giant takes 68 damage.
  5838. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  5839. Round 6: Foodie Giant drops 10 attack power.
  5840. Round 6: Foodie Giant drops 8 defense.
  5841. Round 6: Foodie Giant takes 4 damage.
  5842. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  5843. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5844. Round 7: Foodie Giant takes 69 damage.
  5845. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5846. Round 7: Foodie Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5847. Round 7: Foodie Giant drops 7 defense.
  5848. Round 7: Foodie Giant takes 3 damage.
  5849. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  5850. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5851. Round 8: Foodie Giant takes 102 damage.
  5852. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  5853. Round 8: Foodie Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5854. Round 8: Foodie Giant drops 11 defense.
  5855. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5856. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  5857. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  5858. You gain 294 Meat
  5859. You gain 10 Meat.
  5860. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5861. You acquire an item: giant heirloom grape tomato
  5862. You acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
  5863. After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness
  5864. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  5865. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  5866.  
  5867. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  5868. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  5869. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5870. > Turn(255): Starting with 41 left at Level: 10
  5871. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5872. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5873. > HP: 418/446, MP: 75/252
  5874. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5875. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5876. > Everything Looks Yellow: 90
  5877. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5878.  
  5879. Converting giant heirloom grape tomato into Fuel
  5880. > Compressed 1 giant heirloom grape tomato into sheep, I mean fuel: 38 --> 51
  5881. > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
  5882. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
  5883.  
  5884. [256] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  5885. Encounter: Top of the Castle, Ma
  5886. > Turn(256): Starting with 40 left at Level: 10
  5887. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
  5888. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  5889. > HP: 441/446, MP: 102/252
  5890. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5891. > ML: 95 control: 10
  5892. > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
  5893. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5894. > Castle Top Floor
  5895.  
  5896. equip hat Mohawk wig
  5897. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  5898.  
  5899. [257] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  5900. Encounter: Raver Giant
  5901. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5902. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5903. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5904. Round 2: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5905. Round 2: Raver Giant drops 11 defense.
  5906. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5907. Round 3: Raver Giant drops 24 attack power.
  5908. Round 3: Raver Giant drops 21 defense.
  5909. Round 3: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5910. Round 3: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
  5911. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  5912. Round 4: Raver Giant takes 9 damage.
  5913. Round 4: Raver Giant drops 10 attack power.
  5914. Round 4: Raver Giant drops 9 defense.
  5915. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  5916. Round 5: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5917. Round 5: Raver Giant drops 8 defense.
  5918. Round 5: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5919. Round 5: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
  5920. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5921. Round 6: Raver Giant takes 76 damage.
  5922. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  5923. Round 6: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5924. Round 6: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
  5925. Round 6: Raver Giant takes 3 damage.
  5926. Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
  5927. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5928. Round 7: Raver Giant takes 75 damage.
  5929. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  5930. Round 7: Raver Giant drops 8 attack power.
  5931. Round 7: Raver Giant drops 9 defense.
  5932. Round 7: Raver Giant takes 4 damage.
  5933. Round 7: You lose 20 hit points
  5934. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  5935. Round 8: Raver Giant takes 86 damage.
  5936. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  5937. Round 8: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5938. Round 8: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
  5939. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  5940. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and MustardChef and VoidKing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  5941. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  5942. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  5943. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  5944. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  5945. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  5946. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
  5947. You gain 394 Meat
  5948. You gain 15 Meat.
  5949. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  5950. You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
  5951. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I wonder what happened to the other IX.
  5952. You acquire an item: X
  5953. After Battle: You gain 52 Strengthliness
  5954. You gain a Muscle point!
  5955. You gain a Level!
  5956. After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  5957. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  5958.  
  5959. cast 1 Patient Smile
  5960. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  5961.  
  5962. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  5963. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  5964.  
  5965. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  5966. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  5967.  
  5968. cast 1 Astral Shell
  5969. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  5970. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  5971. > Turn(257): Starting with 39 left at Level: 11
  5972. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 28.917187500000004
  5973. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 254.08099243547832
  5974. > HP: 448/448, MP: 75/252
  5975. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  5976. > ML: 97 control: 10
  5977. > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
  5978. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  5979.  
  5980. equip hat training helmet
  5981. > Castle Top Floor
  5982.  
  5983. equip hat Mohawk wig
  5984. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  5985.  
  5986. [258] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  5987. Encounter: Goth Giant
  5988. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  5989. Round 1: Goth Giant takes 3 damage.
  5990. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  5991. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  5992. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  5993. Round 2: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5994. Round 2: Goth Giant drops 11 defense.
  5995. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  5996. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 22 attack power.
  5997. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 21 defense.
  5998. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  5999. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
  6000. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6001. Round 4: Goth Giant takes 9 damage.
  6002. Round 4: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6003. Round 4: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6004. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6005. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6006. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6007. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 7 attack power.
  6008. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
  6009. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6010. Round 6: Goth Giant takes 91 damage.
  6011. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  6012. Round 6: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6013. Round 6: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
  6014. Round 6: Goth Giant takes 5 damage.
  6015. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  6016. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6017. Round 7: Goth Giant takes 84 damage.
  6018. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  6019. Round 7: Goth Giant drops 10 attack power.
  6020. Round 7: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6021. Round 7: Goth Giant takes 4 damage.
  6022. Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
  6023. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6024. Round 8: Goth Giant takes 99 damage.
  6025. Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
  6026. Round 8: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6027. Round 8: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
  6028. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6029. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled PastaChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6030. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  6031. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  6032. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  6033. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6034. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6035. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  6036. You gain 359 Meat
  6037. You gain 13 Meat.
  6038. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6039. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  6040. You acquire an item: awful poetry journal
  6041. After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
  6042. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  6043. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  6044. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6045. > Turn(258): Starting with 38 left at Level: 11
  6046. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
  6047. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 254.08099243547832
  6048. > HP: 448/448, MP: 103/252
  6049. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6050. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6051. > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
  6052. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6053.  
  6054. equip hat training helmet
  6055. > Castle Top Floor
  6056.  
  6057. equip hat Mohawk wig
  6058. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  6059.  
  6060. [259] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  6061. Encounter: Flavor of a Raver
  6062. Took choice 676/4: Punk Rock Choice
  6063. choice.php?whichchoice=676&option=4&pwd
  6064. Encounter: Yeah, You're for Me, Punk Rock Giant
  6065. Took choice 678/1: Finish quest (mohawk wig equipped)
  6066. choice.php?whichchoice=678&option=1&pwd
  6067. Encounter: Keep On Turnin' the Wheel in the Sky
  6068. Took choice 679/1: Spin That Wheel, Giants Get Real
  6069. choice.php?whichchoice=679&option=1&pwd
  6070. You acquire an item: giant discarded bottlecap
  6071. > Turn(260): Starting with 36 left at Level: 11
  6072. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
  6073. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 254.08099243547832
  6074. > HP: 448/448, MP: 154/252
  6075. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6076. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6077. > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
  6078. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6079.  
  6080. equip hat training helmet
  6081. > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
  6082. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  6083.  
  6084. [261] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  6085. Encounter: Punk Rock Giant
  6086. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6087. Round 1: Punk Rock Giant takes 3 damage.
  6088. Round 1: You lose 52 hit points
  6089. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6090. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6091. Round 2: Punk Rock Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6092. Round 2: Punk Rock Giant drops 11 defense.
  6093. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6094. Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 25 attack power.
  6095. Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 23 defense.
  6096. Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6097. Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 defense.
  6098. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6099. Round 4: Punk Rock Giant takes 9 damage.
  6100. Round 4: Punk Rock Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6101. Round 4: Punk Rock Giant drops 8 defense.
  6102. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6103. Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6104. Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 defense.
  6105. Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6106. Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 11 defense.
  6107. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6108. Round 6: Punk Rock Giant takes 90 damage.
  6109. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  6110. Round 6: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 attack power.
  6111. Round 6: Punk Rock Giant drops 12 defense.
  6112. Round 6: Punk Rock Giant takes 5 damage.
  6113. Round 6: You lose 26 hit points
  6114. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6115. Round 7: Punk Rock Giant takes 64 damage.
  6116. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  6117. Round 7: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 attack power.
  6118. Round 7: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 defense.
  6119. Round 7: Punk Rock Giant takes 3 damage.
  6120. Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
  6121. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6122. Round 8: Punk Rock Giant takes 67 damage.
  6123. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  6124. Round 8: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 attack power.
  6125. Round 8: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 defense.
  6126. Round 8: Punk Rock Giant takes 3 damage.
  6127. Round 8: You lose 21 hit points
  6128. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6129. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  6130. You acquire an item: cordial of concentration
  6131. You gain 121 Meat
  6132. You gain 14 Meat.
  6133. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6134. You acquire an item: punk rock jacket
  6135. You acquire an item: stolen sushi
  6136. You acquire an item: punk patch
  6137. After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
  6138. After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
  6139. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  6140. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Gallery.
  6141.  
  6142. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6143. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6144.  
  6145. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6146. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6147.  
  6148. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  6149. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  6150.  
  6151. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6152. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6153. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6154. > Turn(261): Starting with 35 left at Level: 11
  6155. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
  6156. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  6157. > HP: 374/448, MP: 75/252
  6158. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6159. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6160. > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
  6161. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6162.  
  6163. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6164. You gain 74 hit points
  6165. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Gallery
  6166. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  6167. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
  6168.  
  6169. [262] The Haunted Gallery
  6170. Encounter: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian
  6171. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6172. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  6173. Round 1: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
  6174. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  6175. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6176. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  6177. Round 2: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
  6178. Round 2: You lose 54 hit points
  6179. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  6180. Round 3: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
  6181. Round 3: You lose 54 hit points
  6182. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  6183. Round 4: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
  6184. Round 4: You lose 54 hit points
  6185. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  6186. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  6187. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  6188. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when DomesticGod taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  6189. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  6190. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  6191. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  6192. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  6193. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  6194. You gain 14 Meat.
  6195. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6196. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  6197. You acquire an item: Carpathian longsword
  6198. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  6199. After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
  6200. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  6201. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  6202. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6203. > Turn(261): Starting with 35 left at Level: 11
  6204. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 25.362500000000004
  6205. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
  6206. > HP: 299/448, MP: 76/253
  6207. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6208. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6209. > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
  6210. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6211. > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
  6212. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  6213.  
  6214. [262] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  6215. Encounter: Steampunk Giant
  6216. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6217. Round 1: Steampunk Giant takes 4 damage.
  6218. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  6219. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6220. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6221. Round 2: Steampunk Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6222. Round 2: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
  6223. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6224. Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 24 attack power.
  6225. Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 23 defense.
  6226. Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 10 attack power.
  6227. Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
  6228. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6229. Round 4: Steampunk Giant takes 9 damage.
  6230. Round 4: Steampunk Giant drops 11 attack power.
  6231. Round 4: Steampunk Giant drops 8 defense.
  6232. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6233. Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6234. Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
  6235. Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6236. Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
  6237. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6238. Round 6: Steampunk Giant takes 83 damage.
  6239. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6240. Round 6: Steampunk Giant drops 11 attack power.
  6241. Round 6: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
  6242. Round 6: Steampunk Giant takes 4 damage.
  6243. Round 6: You lose 22 hit points
  6244. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6245. Round 7: Steampunk Giant takes 76 damage.
  6246. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6247. Round 7: Steampunk Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6248. Round 7: Steampunk Giant drops 11 defense.
  6249. Round 7: Steampunk Giant takes 4 damage.
  6250. Round 7: You lose 20 hit points
  6251. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6252. Round 8: Steampunk Giant takes 69 damage.
  6253. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  6254. Round 8: Steampunk Giant drops 10 attack power.
  6255. Round 8: Steampunk Giant drops 10 defense.
  6256. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6257. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  6258. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  6259. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 6 lb. XO Skeleton
  6260. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  6261. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  6262. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  6263. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  6264. You gain 270 Meat
  6265. You gain 12 Meat.
  6266. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6267. You acquire an item: brass gear
  6268. After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
  6269. You gain a Muscle point!
  6270. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  6271. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  6272.  
  6273. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6274. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6275.  
  6276. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6277. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6278. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6279. > Turn(262): Starting with 34 left at Level: 11
  6280. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
  6281. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6282. > HP: 303/450, MP: 82/253
  6283. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6284. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6285. > Everything Looks Yellow: 83
  6286. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6287. > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
  6288. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  6289.  
  6290. [263] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  6291. Encounter: Goth Giant
  6292. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6293. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6294. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6295. Round 2: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6296. Round 2: Goth Giant drops 10 defense.
  6297. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6298. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 22 attack power.
  6299. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 21 defense.
  6300. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6301. Round 3: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6302. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6303. Round 4: Goth Giant takes 9 damage.
  6304. Round 4: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6305. Round 4: Goth Giant drops 7 defense.
  6306. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6307. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
  6308. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6309. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6310. Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6311. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6312. Round 6: Goth Giant takes 90 damage.
  6313. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  6314. Round 6: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6315. Round 6: Goth Giant drops 10 defense.
  6316. Round 6: Goth Giant takes 4 damage.
  6317. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  6318. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6319. Round 7: Goth Giant takes 97 damage.
  6320. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6321. Round 7: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
  6322. Round 7: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6323. Round 7: Goth Giant takes 4 damage.
  6324. Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
  6325. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6326. Round 8: Goth Giant takes 96 damage.
  6327. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  6328. Round 8: Goth Giant drops 11 attack power.
  6329. Round 8: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
  6330. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6331. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when both PorkPuppy and MythicLady complimented you on your dancing.
  6332. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  6333. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  6334. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  6335. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  6336. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6337. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
  6338. You gain 340 Meat
  6339. You gain 11 Meat.
  6340. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6341. You acquire an item: thin black candle
  6342. You acquire an item: awful poetry journal
  6343. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  6344. You acquire an item: O
  6345. After Battle: You gain 61 Beefiness
  6346. After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
  6347. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  6348. You gain a Moxie point!
  6349.  
  6350. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6351. You gain 105 hit points
  6352. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6353. > Turn(263): Starting with 33 left at Level: 11
  6354. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
  6355. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6356. > HP: 450/450, MP: 94/253
  6357. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6358. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6359. > Everything Looks Yellow: 82
  6360. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6361. > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
  6362.  
  6363. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  6364. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  6365. > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
  6366.  
  6367. [264] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  6368. Encounter: Melon Collie and the Infinite Lameness
  6369. Took choice 675/4: Steampunk Choice
  6370. choice.php?whichchoice=675&option=4&pwd
  6371. Encounter: Copper Feel
  6372. Took choice 677/2: steam-powered model rocketship, then skip adventure
  6373. choice.php?whichchoice=677&option=2&pwd
  6374. You acquire an item: steam-powered model rocketship
  6375.  
  6376. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6377. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6378.  
  6379. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  6380. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  6381.  
  6382. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  6383. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  6384. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6385. > Turn(264): Starting with 32 left at Level: 11
  6386. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
  6387. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6388. > HP: 450/450, MP: 79/253
  6389. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6390. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6391. > Everything Looks Yellow: 81
  6392. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6393. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6394.  
  6395. [265] The Hole in the Sky
  6396. Encounter: The Bush
  6397. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6398. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  6399. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  6400. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6401. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6402. Round 2: Bush drops 10 attack power.
  6403. Round 2: Bush drops 11 defense.
  6404. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6405. Round 3: Bush drops 25 attack power.
  6406. Round 3: Bush drops 23 defense.
  6407. Round 3: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  6408. Round 3: Bush drops 8 defense.
  6409. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6410. Round 4: Bush takes 9 damage.
  6411. Round 4: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  6412. Round 4: Bush drops 11 defense.
  6413. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6414. Round 5: Bush drops 10 attack power.
  6415. Round 5: Bush drops 9 defense.
  6416. Round 5: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  6417. Round 5: Bush drops 12 defense.
  6418. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6419. Round 6: Bush takes 73 damage.
  6420. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  6421. Round 6: Bush drops 11 attack power.
  6422. Round 6: Bush drops 10 defense.
  6423. Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
  6424. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6425. Round 7: Bush takes 77 damage.
  6426. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6427. Round 7: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  6428. Round 7: Bush drops 8 defense.
  6429. Round 7: You lose 23 hit points
  6430. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6431. Round 8: Bush takes 76 damage.
  6432. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  6433. Round 8: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  6434. Round 8: Bush drops 10 defense.
  6435. Round 8: You lose 21 hit points
  6436. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6437. Round 9: Bush takes 98 damage.
  6438. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  6439. Round 9: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  6440. Round 9: Bush drops 11 defense.
  6441. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  6442. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  6443. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  6444. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  6445. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  6446. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  6447. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
  6448. You gain 14 Meat.
  6449. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6450. You acquire an item: star
  6451. You acquire an item: star
  6452. You acquire an item: star
  6453. After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
  6454. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  6455. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  6456.  
  6457. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  6458. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  6459. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6460. > Turn(265): Starting with 31 left at Level: 11
  6461. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6462. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6463. > HP: 406/450, MP: 86/253
  6464. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6465. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6466. > Everything Looks Yellow: 80
  6467. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6468. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6469.  
  6470. [266] The Hole in the Sky
  6471. Encounter: The Little Man in the Canoe
  6472. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6473. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  6474. Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
  6475. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6476. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6477. Round 2: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
  6478. Round 2: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 defense.
  6479. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6480. Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 26 attack power.
  6481. Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 24 defense.
  6482. Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 attack power.
  6483. Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 9 defense.
  6484. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6485. Round 4: Little Man in the Canoe takes 9 damage.
  6486. Round 4: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 attack power.
  6487. Round 4: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 defense.
  6488. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6489. Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
  6490. Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 9 defense.
  6491. Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 attack power.
  6492. Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 12 defense.
  6493. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6494. Round 6: Little Man in the Canoe takes 103 damage.
  6495. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6496. Round 6: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
  6497. Round 6: Little Man in the Canoe drops 12 defense.
  6498. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  6499. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6500. Round 7: Little Man in the Canoe takes 78 damage.
  6501. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  6502. Round 7: Little Man in the Canoe drops 9 attack power.
  6503. Round 7: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 defense.
  6504. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  6505. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6506. Round 8: Little Man in the Canoe takes 75 damage.
  6507. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6508. Round 8: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
  6509. Round 8: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 defense.
  6510. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6511. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled FuzzyKetchupWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  6512. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  6513. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  6514. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  6515. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  6516. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  6517. You gain 11 Meat.
  6518. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6519. You acquire an item: star
  6520. You acquire an item: star
  6521. You acquire an item: line
  6522. After Battle: You gain 59 Strongness
  6523. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  6524. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  6525.  
  6526. cast 1 Patient Smile
  6527. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  6528.  
  6529. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6530. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6531.  
  6532. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  6533. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  6534. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6535. > Turn(266): Starting with 30 left at Level: 11
  6536. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6537. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6538. > HP: 379/450, MP: 63/253
  6539. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6540. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6541. > Everything Looks Yellow: 79
  6542. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6543. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6544.  
  6545. [267] The Hole in the Sky
  6546. Encounter: The Honey Pot
  6547. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6548. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  6549. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  6550. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6551. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6552. Round 2: Honey Pot drops 11 attack power.
  6553. Round 2: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
  6554. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6555. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 24 attack power.
  6556. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 23 defense.
  6557. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
  6558. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
  6559. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6560. Round 4: Honey Pot takes 9 damage.
  6561. Round 4: Honey Pot drops 8 attack power.
  6562. Round 4: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
  6563. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6564. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6565. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
  6566. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
  6567. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
  6568. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6569. Round 6: Honey Pot takes 91 damage.
  6570. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  6571. Round 6: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6572. Round 6: Honey Pot drops 11 defense.
  6573. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  6574. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6575. Round 7: Honey Pot takes 78 damage.
  6576. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  6577. Round 7: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6578. Round 7: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
  6579. Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
  6580. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6581. Round 8: Honey Pot takes 107 damage.
  6582. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6583. Round 8: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6584. Round 8: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
  6585. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6586. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and Barney the Wonderful and RavioliGuy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  6587. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  6588. You gain 13 Meat.
  6589. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6590. You acquire an item: line
  6591. You acquire an item: star
  6592. You acquire an item: star
  6593. After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
  6594. You gain a Muscle point!
  6595. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  6596. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  6597.  
  6598. use 1 Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  6599. You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (20)
  6600. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6601. > Turn(267): Starting with 29 left at Level: 11
  6602. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6603. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6604. > HP: 332/452, MP: 69/253
  6605. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6606. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6607. > Everything Looks Yellow: 78
  6608. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6609. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6610.  
  6611. [268] The Hole in the Sky
  6612. Encounter: The Flange
  6613. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6614. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  6615. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6616. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6617. Round 2: Flange drops 12 attack power.
  6618. Round 2: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6619. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6620. Round 3: Flange drops 25 attack power.
  6621. Round 3: Flange drops 23 defense.
  6622. Round 3: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6623. Round 3: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6624. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6625. Round 4: Flange takes 10 damage.
  6626. Round 4: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6627. Round 4: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6628. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6629. Round 5: Flange drops 10 attack power.
  6630. Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6631. Round 5: Flange drops 11 attack power.
  6632. Round 5: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6633. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6634. Round 6: Flange takes 72 damage.
  6635. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  6636. Round 6: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6637. Round 6: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6638. Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
  6639. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6640. Round 7: Flange takes 101 damage.
  6641. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  6642. Round 7: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6643. Round 7: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6644. Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
  6645. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6646. Round 8: Flange takes 94 damage.
  6647. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  6648. Round 8: Flange drops 8 attack power.
  6649. Round 8: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6650. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6651. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Ed the Ugly totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  6652. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  6653. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  6654. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  6655. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6656. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
  6657. You gain 11 Meat.
  6658. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6659. You acquire an item: star
  6660. You acquire an item: line
  6661. You acquire an item: line
  6662. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  6663. You acquire an item: X
  6664. After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
  6665. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  6666. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  6667.  
  6668. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6669. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6670. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6671. > Turn(268): Starting with 28 left at Level: 11
  6672. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6673. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6674. > HP: 333/452, MP: 88/253
  6675. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6676. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6677. > Everything Looks Yellow: 77
  6678. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6679. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6680.  
  6681. [269] The Hole in the Sky
  6682. Encounter: The Muff
  6683. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6684. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  6685. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  6686. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6687. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6688. Round 2: Muff drops 11 attack power.
  6689. Round 2: Muff drops 8 defense.
  6690. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6691. Round 3: Muff drops 24 attack power.
  6692. Round 3: Muff drops 23 defense.
  6693. Round 3: Muff drops 11 attack power.
  6694. Round 3: Muff drops 12 defense.
  6695. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6696. Round 4: Muff takes 10 damage.
  6697. Round 4: Muff drops 9 attack power.
  6698. Round 4: Muff drops 8 defense.
  6699. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6700. Round 5: Muff drops 9 attack power.
  6701. Round 5: Muff drops 9 defense.
  6702. Round 5: Muff drops 9 attack power.
  6703. Round 5: Muff drops 8 defense.
  6704. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6705. Round 6: Muff takes 105 damage.
  6706. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  6707. Round 6: Muff drops 10 attack power.
  6708. Round 6: Muff drops 11 defense.
  6709. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  6710. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6711. Round 7: Muff takes 78 damage.
  6712. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  6713. Round 7: Muff drops 10 attack power.
  6714. Round 7: Muff drops 9 defense.
  6715. Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
  6716. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6717. Round 8: Muff takes 106 damage.
  6718. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6719. Round 8: Muff drops 9 attack power.
  6720. Round 8: Muff drops 10 defense.
  6721. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6722. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and WhiskeyBarbarian took turns doing benchpresses with BoogerThief the Kind's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  6723. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  6724. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  6725. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  6726. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  6727. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  6728. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
  6729. You gain 13 Meat.
  6730. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6731. You acquire an item: star
  6732. You acquire an item: line
  6733. You acquire an item: line
  6734. After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
  6735. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  6736. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  6737.  
  6738. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  6739. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  6740.  
  6741. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  6742. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  6743.  
  6744. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  6745. You gain 138 hit points
  6746. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6747. > Turn(269): Starting with 27 left at Level: 11
  6748. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6749. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6750. > HP: 452/452, MP: 89/253
  6751. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6752. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6753. > Everything Looks Yellow: 76
  6754. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6755. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6756.  
  6757. [270] The Hole in the Sky
  6758. Encounter: The Flange
  6759. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6760. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  6761. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6762. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6763. Round 2: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6764. Round 2: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6765. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6766. Round 3: Flange drops 25 attack power.
  6767. Round 3: Flange drops 24 defense.
  6768. Round 3: Flange drops 10 attack power.
  6769. Round 3: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6770. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6771. Round 4: Flange takes 10 damage.
  6772. Round 4: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6773. Round 4: Flange drops 11 defense.
  6774. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6775. Round 5: Flange drops 10 attack power.
  6776. Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6777. Round 5: Flange drops 11 attack power.
  6778. Round 5: Flange drops 12 defense.
  6779. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6780. Round 6: Flange takes 101 damage.
  6781. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  6782. Round 6: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6783. Round 6: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6784. Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
  6785. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6786. Round 7: Flange takes 75 damage.
  6787. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  6788. Round 7: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  6789. Round 7: Flange drops 12 defense.
  6790. Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
  6791. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6792. Round 8: Flange takes 82 damage.
  6793. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6794. Round 8: Flange drops 11 attack power.
  6795. Round 8: Flange drops 9 defense.
  6796. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6797. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when Wilbur the Primary taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  6798. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  6799. You gain 14 Meat.
  6800. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6801. You acquire an item: star
  6802. You acquire an item: line
  6803. You acquire an item: line
  6804. After Battle: You gain 48 Beefiness
  6805. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  6806. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6807. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  6808. You gain a Moxie point!
  6809. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6810. > Turn(270): Starting with 26 left at Level: 11
  6811. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6812. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6813. > HP: 433/452, MP: 94/255
  6814. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6815. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6816. > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
  6817. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6818. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6819.  
  6820. [271] The Hole in the Sky
  6821. Encounter: The Axe Wound
  6822. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6823. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  6824. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  6825. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6826. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6827. Round 2: Axe Wound drops 9 attack power.
  6828. Round 2: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6829. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6830. Round 3: Axe Wound drops 25 attack power.
  6831. Round 3: Axe Wound drops 23 defense.
  6832. Round 3: Axe Wound drops 10 attack power.
  6833. Round 3: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6834. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6835. Round 4: Axe Wound takes 10 damage.
  6836. Round 4: Axe Wound drops 8 attack power.
  6837. Round 4: Axe Wound drops 10 defense.
  6838. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6839. Round 5: Axe Wound drops 10 attack power.
  6840. Round 5: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6841. Round 5: Axe Wound drops 9 attack power.
  6842. Round 5: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6843. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6844. Round 6: Axe Wound takes 78 damage.
  6845. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  6846. Round 6: Axe Wound drops 12 attack power.
  6847. Round 6: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6848. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  6849. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6850. Round 7: Axe Wound takes 77 damage.
  6851. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  6852. Round 7: Axe Wound drops 9 attack power.
  6853. Round 7: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6854. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  6855. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6856. Round 8: Axe Wound takes 80 damage.
  6857. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6858. Round 8: Axe Wound drops 8 attack power.
  6859. Round 8: Axe Wound drops 8 defense.
  6860. Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
  6861. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6862. Round 9: Axe Wound takes 81 damage.
  6863. Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
  6864. Round 9: Axe Wound drops 10 attack power.
  6865. Round 9: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
  6866. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  6867. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and PorkWade took turns doing benchpresses with Captain Noodle's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  6868. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
  6869. You gain 14 Meat.
  6870. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6871. You acquire an item: star
  6872. You acquire an item: line
  6873. You acquire an item: line
  6874. After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
  6875. You gain a Muscle point!
  6876. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  6877. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  6878.  
  6879. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  6880. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  6881.  
  6882. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  6883. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  6884.  
  6885. cast 1 Astral Shell
  6886. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  6887. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6888. > Turn(271): Starting with 25 left at Level: 11
  6889. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6890. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6891. > HP: 392/454, MP: 74/255
  6892. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6893. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6894. > Everything Looks Yellow: 74
  6895. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6896. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6897.  
  6898. [272] The Hole in the Sky
  6899. Encounter: The Camel's Toe
  6900. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6901. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  6902. Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
  6903. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6904. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6905. Round 2: Camel's Toe drops 10 attack power.
  6906. Round 2: Camel's Toe drops 10 defense.
  6907. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6908. Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 25 attack power.
  6909. Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 23 defense.
  6910. Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 11 attack power.
  6911. Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 10 defense.
  6912. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6913. Round 4: Camel's Toe takes 10 damage.
  6914. Round 4: Camel's Toe drops 10 attack power.
  6915. Round 4: Camel's Toe drops 8 defense.
  6916. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6917. Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 10 attack power.
  6918. Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 9 defense.
  6919. Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 11 attack power.
  6920. Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 9 defense.
  6921. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6922. Round 6: Camel's Toe takes 80 damage.
  6923. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  6924. Round 6: Camel's Toe drops 9 attack power.
  6925. Round 6: Camel's Toe drops 8 defense.
  6926. Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
  6927. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6928. Round 7: Camel's Toe takes 79 damage.
  6929. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  6930. Round 7: Camel's Toe drops 9 attack power.
  6931. Round 7: Camel's Toe drops 10 defense.
  6932. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  6933. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6934. Round 8: Camel's Toe takes 111 damage.
  6935. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  6936. Round 8: Camel's Toe drops 11 attack power.
  6937. Round 8: Camel's Toe drops 9 defense.
  6938. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  6939. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  6940. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  6941. You gain 11 Meat.
  6942. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  6943. You acquire an item: star
  6944. You acquire an item: star
  6945. You acquire an item: line
  6946. You acquire an item: line
  6947. After Battle: You gain 54 Beefiness
  6948. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  6949. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  6950.  
  6951. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  6952. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  6953.  
  6954. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  6955. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  6956. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  6957. > Turn(272): Starting with 24 left at Level: 11
  6958. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  6959. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  6960. > HP: 332/454, MP: 75/255
  6961. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  6962. > ML: 97 control: 10
  6963. > Everything Looks Yellow: 73
  6964. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  6965. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  6966.  
  6967. [273] The Hole in the Sky
  6968. Encounter: The Honey Pot
  6969. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  6970. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  6971. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  6972. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  6973. Round 2: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6974. Round 2: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
  6975. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  6976. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 24 attack power.
  6977. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 23 defense.
  6978. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
  6979. Round 3: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
  6980. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  6981. Round 4: Honey Pot takes 10 damage.
  6982. Round 4: Honey Pot drops 8 attack power.
  6983. Round 4: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
  6984. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  6985. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6986. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
  6987. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
  6988. Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
  6989. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6990. Round 6: Honey Pot takes 78 damage.
  6991. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  6992. Round 6: Honey Pot drops 11 attack power.
  6993. Round 6: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
  6994. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  6995. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  6996. Round 7: Honey Pot takes 101 damage.
  6997. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  6998. Round 7: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
  6999. Round 7: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
  7000. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  7001. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7002. Round 8: Honey Pot takes 107 damage.
  7003. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  7004. Round 8: Honey Pot drops 8 attack power.
  7005. Round 8: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
  7006. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7007. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  7008. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  7009. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  7010. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  7011. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7012. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  7013. You gain 11 Meat.
  7014. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7015. You acquire an item: line
  7016. You acquire an item: star
  7017. You acquire an item: star
  7018. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a huge donut for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  7019. You acquire an item: O
  7020. After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
  7021. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  7022. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  7023.  
  7024. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7025. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7026.  
  7027. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7028. You gain 106 hit points
  7029. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7030. > Turn(273): Starting with 23 left at Level: 11
  7031. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7032. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
  7033. > HP: 454/454, MP: 91/255
  7034. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7035. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7036. > Everything Looks Yellow: 72
  7037. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7038. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  7039.  
  7040. [274] The Hole in the Sky
  7041. Encounter: The Bush
  7042. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7043. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  7044. Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
  7045. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7046. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7047. Round 2: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  7048. Round 2: Bush drops 10 defense.
  7049. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7050. Round 3: Bush drops 25 attack power.
  7051. Round 3: Bush drops 23 defense.
  7052. Round 3: Bush drops 11 attack power.
  7053. Round 3: Bush drops 10 defense.
  7054. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7055. Round 4: Bush takes 10 damage.
  7056. Round 4: Bush drops 10 attack power.
  7057. Round 4: Bush drops 8 defense.
  7058. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7059. Round 5: Bush drops 10 attack power.
  7060. Round 5: Bush drops 9 defense.
  7061. Round 5: Bush drops 11 attack power.
  7062. Round 5: Bush drops 9 defense.
  7063. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7064. Round 6: Bush takes 75 damage.
  7065. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7066. Round 6: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  7067. Round 6: Bush drops 11 defense.
  7068. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7069. Round 7: Bush takes 105 damage.
  7070. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  7071. Round 7: Bush drops 10 attack power.
  7072. Round 7: Bush drops 10 defense.
  7073. Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
  7074. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7075. Round 8: Bush takes 86 damage.
  7076. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  7077. Round 8: Bush drops 9 attack power.
  7078. Round 8: Bush drops 9 defense.
  7079. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7080. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when both Lady Great and PastaSpy complimented you on your dancing.
  7081. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  7082. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 7 lb. XO Skeleton
  7083. You gain 13 Meat.
  7084. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7085. You acquire an item: star
  7086. You acquire an item: star
  7087. You acquire an item: star
  7088. After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
  7089. After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
  7090. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  7091.  
  7092. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7093. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7094.  
  7095. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7096. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7097.  
  7098. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7099. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7100. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7101. > Turn(274): Starting with 22 left at Level: 11
  7102. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7103. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
  7104. > HP: 424/454, MP: 72/255
  7105. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7106. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7107. > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
  7108. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7109. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  7110.  
  7111. [275] The Hole in the Sky
  7112. Encounter: The Box
  7113. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7114. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  7115. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  7116. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7117. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7118. Round 2: Box drops 9 attack power.
  7119. Round 2: Box drops 11 defense.
  7120. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7121. Round 3: Box drops 25 attack power.
  7122. Round 3: Box drops 23 defense.
  7123. Round 3: Box drops 9 attack power.
  7124. Round 3: Box drops 8 defense.
  7125. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7126. Round 4: Box takes 10 damage.
  7127. Round 4: Box drops 9 attack power.
  7128. Round 4: Box drops 11 defense.
  7129. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7130. Round 5: Box drops 9 attack power.
  7131. Round 5: Box drops 8 defense.
  7132. Round 5: Box drops 12 attack power.
  7133. Round 5: Box drops 9 defense.
  7134. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7135. Round 6: Box takes 78 damage.
  7136. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7137. Round 6: Box drops 9 attack power.
  7138. Round 6: Box drops 9 defense.
  7139. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  7140. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7141. Round 7: Box takes 73 damage.
  7142. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  7143. Round 7: Box drops 10 attack power.
  7144. Round 7: Box drops 9 defense.
  7145. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  7146. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7147. Round 8: Box takes 77 damage.
  7148. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  7149. Round 8: Box drops 10 attack power.
  7150. Round 8: Box drops 11 defense.
  7151. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  7152. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7153. Round 9: Box takes 90 damage.
  7154. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  7155. Round 9: Box drops 9 attack power.
  7156. Round 9: Box drops 9 defense.
  7157. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  7158. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and VoidMan took turns doing benchpresses with MegaBearMan's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  7159. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  7160. You gain 11 Meat.
  7161. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7162. You acquire an item: line
  7163. You acquire an item: line
  7164. You acquire an item: line
  7165. After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
  7166. You gain a Muscle point!
  7167. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  7168. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  7169. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7170. > Turn(275): Starting with 21 left at Level: 11
  7171. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7172. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
  7173. > HP: 400/456, MP: 76/255
  7174. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7175. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7176. > Everything Looks Yellow: 70
  7177. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7178. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  7179.  
  7180. [276] The Hole in the Sky
  7181. Encounter: The Beaver
  7182. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7183. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  7184. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  7185. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7186. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7187. Round 2: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
  7188. Round 2: Beaver drops 9 defense.
  7189. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7190. Round 3: Beaver drops 25 attack power.
  7191. Round 3: Beaver drops 23 defense.
  7192. Round 3: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
  7193. Round 3: Beaver drops 12 defense.
  7194. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7195. Round 4: Beaver takes 10 damage.
  7196. Round 4: Beaver drops 9 attack power.
  7197. Round 4: Beaver drops 11 defense.
  7198. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7199. Round 5: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
  7200. Round 5: Beaver drops 9 defense.
  7201. Round 5: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
  7202. Round 5: Beaver drops 10 defense.
  7203. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7204. Round 6: Beaver takes 90 damage.
  7205. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  7206. Round 6: Beaver drops 8 attack power.
  7207. Round 6: Beaver drops 8 defense.
  7208. Round 6: You lose 28 hit points
  7209. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7210. Round 7: Beaver takes 72 damage.
  7211. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  7212. Round 7: Beaver drops 9 attack power.
  7213. Round 7: Beaver drops 11 defense.
  7214. Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
  7215. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7216. Round 8: Beaver takes 95 damage.
  7217. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  7218. Round 8: Beaver drops 9 attack power.
  7219. Round 8: Beaver drops 9 defense.
  7220. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7221. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled SexyThief. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  7222. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  7223. You gain 11 Meat.
  7224. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7225. You acquire an item: star
  7226. You acquire an item: star
  7227. You acquire an item: line
  7228. After Battle: You gain 50 Strengthliness
  7229. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  7230. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  7231.  
  7232. cast 1 Patient Smile
  7233. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  7234.  
  7235. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7236. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7237. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7238. > Turn(276): Starting with 20 left at Level: 11
  7239. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7240. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
  7241. > HP: 360/456, MP: 70/255
  7242. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7243. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7244. > Everything Looks Yellow: 69
  7245. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7246. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  7247.  
  7248. [277] The Hole in the Sky
  7249. Encounter: The Flange
  7250. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7251. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  7252. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  7253. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7254. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7255. Round 2: Flange drops 10 attack power.
  7256. Round 2: Flange drops 10 defense.
  7257. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7258. Round 3: Flange drops 25 attack power.
  7259. Round 3: Flange drops 23 defense.
  7260. Round 3: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  7261. Round 3: Flange drops 12 defense.
  7262. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7263. Round 4: Flange takes 10 damage.
  7264. Round 4: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  7265. Round 4: Flange drops 10 defense.
  7266. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7267. Round 5: Flange drops 10 attack power.
  7268. Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
  7269. Round 5: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  7270. Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
  7271. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7272. Round 6: Flange takes 75 damage.
  7273. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  7274. Round 6: Flange drops 9 attack power.
  7275. Round 6: Flange drops 8 defense.
  7276. Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
  7277. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7278. Round 7: Flange takes 94 damage.
  7279. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  7280. Round 7: Flange drops 10 attack power.
  7281. Round 7: Flange drops 9 defense.
  7282. Round 7: You lose 22 hit points
  7283. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7284. Round 8: Flange takes 80 damage.
  7285. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  7286. Round 8: Flange drops 11 attack power.
  7287. Round 8: Flange drops 9 defense.
  7288. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  7289. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when PizzaPorcupine taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  7290. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  7291. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  7292. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  7293. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7294. After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
  7295. You gain 11 Meat.
  7296. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7297. You acquire an item: star
  7298. You acquire an item: line
  7299. You acquire an item: line
  7300. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
  7301. You acquire an item: X
  7302. After Battle: You gain 54 Muscleboundness
  7303. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  7304. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7305. After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
  7306. You gain a Moxie point!
  7307.  
  7308. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  7309. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  7310. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7311. > Turn(277): Starting with 19 left at Level: 11
  7312. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7313. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
  7314. > HP: 346/456, MP: 73/257
  7315. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7316. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7317. > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
  7318. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7319. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  7320.  
  7321. [278] The Hole in the Sky
  7322. Encounter: The Axe Wound
  7323. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7324. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  7325. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  7326. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7327. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  7328. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  7329. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  7330. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  7331. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  7332. You gain 14 Meat.
  7333. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7334. You acquire an item: star
  7335. You acquire an item: line
  7336. You acquire an item: line
  7337. After Battle: You gain 49 Strongness
  7338. After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
  7339. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  7340. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7341. > Turn(277): Starting with 19 left at Level: 11
  7342. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7343. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
  7344. > HP: 279/456, MP: 43/257
  7345. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7346. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7347. > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
  7348. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7349. > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
  7350.  
  7351. use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
  7352. You gain 74 Muscularity Points
  7353.  
  7354. [278] The Hole in the Sky
  7355. Encounter: The Astronomer
  7356. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7357. Round 1: You lose 50 hit points
  7358. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7359. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  7360. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  7361. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when DaftBarbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  7362. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  7363. You gain 12 Meat.
  7364. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7365. You acquire an item: star chart
  7366. After Battle: You gain 65 Fortitude
  7367. You gain a Muscle point!
  7368. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  7369. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  7370.  
  7371. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  7372. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  7373. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7374. > Turn(277): Starting with 19 left at Level: 11
  7375. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
  7376. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
  7377. > HP: 229/458, MP: 57/257
  7378. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7379. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7380. > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
  7381. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7382. > Chasm time
  7383. You acquire morningwood plank (4)
  7384. You acquire raging hardwood plank (4)
  7385. You acquire weirdwood plank (5)
  7386. You acquire thick caulk (5)
  7387. You acquire long hard screw (5)
  7388. You acquire messy butt joint (4)
  7389.  
  7390. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7391. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  7392.  
  7393. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7394. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7395. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7396. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7397.  
  7398. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  7399. You gain 24 Muscularity Points
  7400.  
  7401. [278] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7402. Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
  7403. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7404. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  7405. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7406. Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7407. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 18 attack power.
  7408. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 18 defense.
  7409. Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7410. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
  7411. Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7412. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
  7413. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  7414. Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7415. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer takes 65 damage.
  7416. Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
  7417. Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
  7418. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7419. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 91 damage.
  7420. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7421. Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
  7422. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when SuperMaker the Wonderful bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  7423. You acquire an item: lemon meringue pie
  7424. You gain 83 Meat
  7425. You gain 12 Meat.
  7426. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7427. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  7428. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  7429. You acquire an item: orcish rubber
  7430. After Battle: You gain 45 Strongness
  7431. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  7432. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
  7433. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7434. > Turn(278): Starting with 18 left at Level: 11
  7435. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7436. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7437. > HP: 223/458, MP: 74/257
  7438. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7439. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7440. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  7441. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7442. > Chasm time
  7443.  
  7444. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  7445. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  7446.  
  7447. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  7448. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  7449. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7450. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7451.  
  7452. use 2 tiny house
  7453. You gain 47 hit points
  7454. You gain 43 Muscularity Points
  7455.  
  7456. [279] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7457. Encounter: smut orc nailer
  7458. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7459. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  7460. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7461. Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
  7462. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  7463. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Deft Alex and Awesome Ava won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7464. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  7465. You gain 78 Meat
  7466. You gain 12 Meat.
  7467. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7468. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  7469. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  7470. You acquire an item: orcish stud-finder
  7471. After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
  7472. After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
  7473. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  7474. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7475. > Turn(278): Starting with 18 left at Level: 11
  7476. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7477. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7478. > HP: 246/458, MP: 61/257
  7479. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7480. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7481. > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
  7482. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7483. > Chasm time
  7484. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7485. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7486.  
  7487. [279] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7488. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  7489. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7490. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  7491. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7492. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7493. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 9 attack power.
  7494. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  7495. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7496. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
  7497. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 16 defense.
  7498. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  7499. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  7500. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7501. Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
  7502. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  7503. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  7504. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7505. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  7506. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  7507. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 9 attack power.
  7508. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  7509. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7510. Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 119 damage.
  7511. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7512. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  7513. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  7514. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  7515. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7516. Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 99 damage.
  7517. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  7518. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  7519. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  7520. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7521. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and BurritoChief the Drunk and RavioliSpy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7522. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  7523. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  7524. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  7525. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  7526. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  7527. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
  7528. You gain 78 Meat
  7529. You gain 14 Meat.
  7530. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7531. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  7532. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  7533. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  7534. You acquire an item: O
  7535. After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
  7536. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  7537. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  7538.  
  7539. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  7540. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  7541.  
  7542. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7543. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7544. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7545. > Turn(279): Starting with 17 left at Level: 11
  7546. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7547. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7548. > HP: 276/458, MP: 74/257
  7549. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7550. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7551. > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
  7552. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7553. > Chasm time
  7554. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7555. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7556.  
  7557. [280] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7558. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  7559. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7560. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7561. Round 1: Arbos casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
  7562. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  7563. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you and FurryOrphan and WonderfulBear won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  7564. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  7565. You gain 102 Meat
  7566. You gain 14 Meat.
  7567. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7568. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  7569. You acquire an item: thick caulk
  7570. You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
  7571. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  7572. You gain a Muscle point!
  7573. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  7574. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  7575. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7576. > Turn(279): Starting with 17 left at Level: 11
  7577. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7578. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7579. > HP: 276/460, MP: 44/259
  7580. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7581. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7582. > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
  7583. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7584. > Chasm time
  7585. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7586. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7587.  
  7588. buy 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  7589. You spent 680 Meat
  7590. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (8)
  7591.  
  7592. use 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  7593. You gain 82 Muscularity Points
  7594.  
  7595. [280] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7596. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  7597. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7598. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  7599. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7600. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7601. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  7602. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  7603. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7604. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
  7605. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
  7606. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  7607. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  7608. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7609. Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
  7610. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  7611. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  7612. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7613. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  7614. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  7615. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  7616. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  7617. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7618. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 95 damage.
  7619. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  7620. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  7621. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  7622. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  7623. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7624. Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 97 damage.
  7625. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  7626. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  7627. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  7628. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7629. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  7630. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  7631. After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
  7632. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  7633. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7634. After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
  7635. You gain 94 Meat
  7636. You gain 10 Meat.
  7637. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7638. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  7639. You acquire an item: screwing pooch
  7640. After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
  7641. After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
  7642. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  7643.  
  7644. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7645. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7646.  
  7647. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7648. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7649.  
  7650. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7651. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7652.  
  7653. cast 1 Blubber Up
  7654. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  7655.  
  7656. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  7657. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  7658.  
  7659. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  7660. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  7661.  
  7662. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  7663. You gain 186 hit points
  7664. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7665. > Turn(280): Starting with 16 left at Level: 11
  7666. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7667. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7668. > HP: 490/490, MP: 94/259
  7669. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7670. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7671. > Everything Looks Yellow: 65
  7672. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7673. > Chasm time
  7674. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7675. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7676.  
  7677. [281] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7678. Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
  7679. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7680. Round 1: smut orc pipelayer takes 3 damage.
  7681. Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
  7682. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7683. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7684. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  7685. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  7686. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7687. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 attack power.
  7688. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 defense.
  7689. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  7690. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  7691. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7692. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
  7693. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 9 attack power.
  7694. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  7695. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7696. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  7697. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  7698. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
  7699. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
  7700. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7701. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 131 damage.
  7702. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7703. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
  7704. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  7705. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7706. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer takes 98 damage.
  7707. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  7708. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
  7709. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
  7710. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7711. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and Alyssa the Fishy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  7712. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  7713. You gain 105 Meat
  7714. You gain 10 Meat.
  7715. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7716. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  7717. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  7718. You acquire an item: orcish rubber
  7719. You acquire an item: freshwater pearl necklace
  7720. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  7721. After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
  7722. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  7723.  
  7724. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  7725. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  7726.  
  7727. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  7728. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  7729. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7730. > Turn(281): Starting with 15 left at Level: 11
  7731. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7732. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7733. > HP: 490/490, MP: 70/259
  7734. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7735. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7736. > Everything Looks Yellow: 64
  7737. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7738. > Chasm time
  7739. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7740. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7741.  
  7742. [282] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7743. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  7744. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7745. Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
  7746. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  7747. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7748. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7749. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  7750. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  7751. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7752. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
  7753. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
  7754. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
  7755. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  7756. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7757. Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
  7758. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  7759. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  7760. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7761. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  7762. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  7763. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  7764. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  7765. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7766. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 117 damage.
  7767. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7768. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  7769. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  7770. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
  7771. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  7772. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7773. Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 103 damage.
  7774. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  7775. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  7776. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  7777. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7778. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when DiscoWizard the Fantastic bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
  7779. You acquire an item: Knob mushroom
  7780. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  7781. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  7782. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7783. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
  7784. You gain 102 Meat
  7785. You gain 14 Meat.
  7786. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7787. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  7788. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  7789. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  7790. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
  7791. You acquire an item: X
  7792. After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
  7793. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  7794. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  7795.  
  7796. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  7797. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  7798. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7799. > Turn(282): Starting with 14 left at Level: 11
  7800. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7801. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
  7802. > HP: 490/490, MP: 51/259
  7803. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7804. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7805. > Everything Looks Yellow: 63
  7806. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7807. > Chasm time
  7808. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7809. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7810.  
  7811. buy 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  7812. You spent 595 Meat
  7813. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (7)
  7814.  
  7815. use 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  7816. You gain 66 Muscularity Points
  7817.  
  7818. [283] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7819. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  7820. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7821. Round 1: smut orc jacker takes 3 damage.
  7822. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  7823. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7824. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7825. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  7826. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  7827. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7828. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
  7829. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 16 defense.
  7830. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  7831. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  7832. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7833. Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
  7834. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  7835. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  7836. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7837. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  7838. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  7839. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 9 attack power.
  7840. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  7841. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7842. Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 101 damage.
  7843. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7844. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  7845. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  7846. Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 4 damage.
  7847. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  7848. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7849. Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 105 damage.
  7850. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  7851. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  7852. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  7853. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7854. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and SuperMage took turns doing benchpresses with CoralRottenWizard's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  7855. After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
  7856. Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 8 lb. XO Skeleton
  7857. You gain 86 Meat
  7858. You gain 15 Meat.
  7859. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7860. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  7861. You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
  7862. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  7863. After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
  7864. After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
  7865.  
  7866. cast 1 Astral Shell
  7867. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  7868. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7869. > Turn(283): Starting with 13 left at Level: 11
  7870. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7871. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  7872. > HP: 490/490, MP: 106/259
  7873. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7874. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7875. > Everything Looks Yellow: 62
  7876. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7877. > Chasm time
  7878. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7879. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7880.  
  7881. [284] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7882. Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
  7883. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7884. Round 1: smut orc pipelayer takes 4 damage.
  7885. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  7886. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7887. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7888. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
  7889. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  7890. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7891. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 attack power.
  7892. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 defense.
  7893. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 9 attack power.
  7894. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 9 defense.
  7895. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7896. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
  7897. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  7898. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  7899. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7900. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  7901. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  7902. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  7903. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
  7904. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7905. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 100 damage.
  7906. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  7907. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  7908. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  7909. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 5 damage.
  7910. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  7911. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7912. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer takes 129 damage.
  7913. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  7914. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  7915. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  7916. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7917. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when both MegaTiger and Destiny the Inebriated complimented you on your dancing.
  7918. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  7919. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  7920. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  7921. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  7922. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
  7923. You gain 89 Meat
  7924. You gain 12 Meat.
  7925. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7926. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  7927. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  7928. You acquire an item: orcish rubber
  7929. After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
  7930. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  7931. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  7932.  
  7933. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  7934. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  7935.  
  7936. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  7937. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  7938.  
  7939. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  7940. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  7941.  
  7942. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  7943. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  7944.  
  7945. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  7946. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  7947. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  7948. > Turn(284): Starting with 12 left at Level: 11
  7949. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  7950. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  7951. > HP: 490/490, MP: 96/259
  7952. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  7953. > ML: 97 control: 10
  7954. > Everything Looks Yellow: 61
  7955. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  7956. > Chasm time
  7957. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  7958. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  7959.  
  7960. [285] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  7961. Encounter: smut orc nailer
  7962. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  7963. Round 1: smut orc nailer takes 4 damage.
  7964. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  7965. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  7966. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  7967. Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  7968. Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
  7969. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  7970. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 17 attack power.
  7971. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 16 defense.
  7972. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  7973. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  7974. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  7975. Round 4: smut orc nailer takes 10 damage.
  7976. Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  7977. Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  7978. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  7979. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  7980. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  7981. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
  7982. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  7983. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7984. Round 6: smut orc nailer takes 94 damage.
  7985. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  7986. Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  7987. Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  7988. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  7989. Round 7: smut orc nailer takes 99 damage.
  7990. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  7991. Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 9 attack power.
  7992. Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
  7993. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  7994. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and GreatMythicDancer took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaSophie's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  7995. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  7996. You gain 70 Meat
  7997. You gain 14 Meat.
  7998. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  7999. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8000. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  8001. You acquire an item: orcish nailing lube
  8002. After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
  8003. You gain a Muscle point!
  8004. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  8005. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  8006.  
  8007. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8008. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8009. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8010. > Turn(285): Starting with 11 left at Level: 11
  8011. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8012. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8013. > HP: 464/464, MP: 81/259
  8014. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8015. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8016. > Everything Looks Yellow: 60
  8017. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8018. > Chasm time
  8019. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8020. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8021.  
  8022. [286] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8023. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  8024. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8025. Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
  8026. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  8027. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8028. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8029. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8030. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8031. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8032. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
  8033. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
  8034. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  8035. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
  8036. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8037. Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
  8038. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  8039. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8040. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8041. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8042. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8043. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8044. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8045. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8046. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 87 damage.
  8047. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  8048. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8049. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
  8050. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
  8051. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  8052. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8053. Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 99 damage.
  8054. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  8055. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8056. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  8057. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8058. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  8059. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  8060. You gain 110 Meat
  8061. You gain 13 Meat.
  8062. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8063. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8064. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  8065. You acquire an item: screwing pooch
  8066. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  8067. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  8068. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  8069.  
  8070. cast 1 Patient Smile
  8071. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  8072.  
  8073. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8074. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8075. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8076. > Turn(286): Starting with 10 left at Level: 11
  8077. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8078. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8079. > HP: 464/464, MP: 67/259
  8080. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8081. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8082. > Everything Looks Yellow: 59
  8083. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8084. > Chasm time
  8085. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8086. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8087.  
  8088. [287] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8089. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  8090. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8091. Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 5 damage.
  8092. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  8093. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8094. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8095. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
  8096. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
  8097. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8098. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
  8099. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
  8100. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  8101. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8102. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8103. Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
  8104. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8105. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8106. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8107. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8108. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8109. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8110. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  8111. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8112. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 95 damage.
  8113. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  8114. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8115. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8116. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
  8117. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  8118. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8119. Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 125 damage.
  8120. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  8121. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8122. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8123. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8124. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  8125. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  8126. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  8127. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  8128. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  8129. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
  8130. You gain 99 Meat
  8131. You gain 11 Meat.
  8132. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8133. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8134. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  8135. You acquire an item: O
  8136. After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
  8137. After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
  8138. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  8139.  
  8140. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  8141. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  8142. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8143. > Turn(287): Starting with 9 left at Level: 11
  8144. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8145. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8146. > HP: 464/464, MP: 69/259
  8147. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8148. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8149. > Everything Looks Yellow: 58
  8150. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8151. > Chasm time
  8152. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8153. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8154.  
  8155. [288] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8156. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  8157. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8158. Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 3 damage.
  8159. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  8160. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8161. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8162. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8163. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  8164. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8165. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 18 attack power.
  8166. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
  8167. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8168. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8169. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8170. Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
  8171. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8172. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  8173. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8174. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8175. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8176. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8177. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8178. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8179. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 93 damage.
  8180. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  8181. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8182. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  8183. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
  8184. Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
  8185. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8186. Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 100 damage.
  8187. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  8188. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8189. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8190. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8191. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both WonderfulMage and Chief Bear complimented you on your dancing.
  8192. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  8193. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  8194. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  8195. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  8196. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  8197. You gain 81 Meat
  8198. You gain 12 Meat.
  8199. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8200. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8201. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  8202. After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
  8203. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  8204. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  8205.  
  8206. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8207. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8208. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8209. > Turn(288): Starting with 8 left at Level: 11
  8210. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8211. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8212. > HP: 464/464, MP: 100/259
  8213. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8214. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8215. > Everything Looks Yellow: 57
  8216. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8217. > Chasm time
  8218.  
  8219. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  8220. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  8221.  
  8222. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  8223. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  8224. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8225. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8226.  
  8227. [289] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8228. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  8229. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8230. Round 1: smut orc jacker takes 5 damage.
  8231. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  8232. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8233. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8234. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  8235. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  8236. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8237. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
  8238. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 16 defense.
  8239. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  8240. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  8241. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8242. Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
  8243. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  8244. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  8245. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8246. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  8247. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  8248. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  8249. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  8250. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8251. Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 94 damage.
  8252. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  8253. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  8254. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  8255. Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 3 damage.
  8256. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  8257. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8258. Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 119 damage.
  8259. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  8260. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  8261. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  8262. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8263. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  8264. You acquire an item: fruitfilm
  8265. You gain 86 Meat
  8266. You gain 12 Meat.
  8267. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8268. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  8269. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  8270. You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
  8271. After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
  8272. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  8273. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8274. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  8275. You gain a Moxie point!
  8276.  
  8277. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  8278. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  8279. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8280. > Turn(289): Starting with 7 left at Level: 11
  8281. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8282. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8283. > HP: 464/464, MP: 77/260
  8284. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8285. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8286. > Everything Looks Yellow: 56
  8287. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8288. > Chasm time
  8289. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8290. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8291.  
  8292. [290] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8293. Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
  8294. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8295. Round 1: smut orc pipelayer takes 4 damage.
  8296. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  8297. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8298. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8299. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  8300. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  8301. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8302. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 attack power.
  8303. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 defense.
  8304. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  8305. Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
  8306. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8307. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
  8308. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  8309. Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  8310. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8311. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  8312. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  8313. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
  8314. Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
  8315. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8316. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 92 damage.
  8317. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  8318. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  8319. Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  8320. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8321. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer takes 92 damage.
  8322. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  8323. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
  8324. Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
  8325. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8326. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and KetchupThief totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  8327. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  8328. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  8329. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  8330. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  8331. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
  8332. You gain 102 Meat
  8333. You gain 15 Meat.
  8334. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8335. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  8336. After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
  8337. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  8338. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  8339.  
  8340. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8341. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8342.  
  8343. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  8344. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  8345. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8346. > Turn(290): Starting with 6 left at Level: 11
  8347. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8348. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8349. > HP: 464/464, MP: 108/260
  8350. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8351. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8352. > Everything Looks Yellow: 55
  8353. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8354. > Chasm time
  8355. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8356. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8357.  
  8358. [291] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8359. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  8360. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8361. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  8362. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8363. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8364. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  8365. Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  8366. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8367. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
  8368. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 defense.
  8369. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
  8370. Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  8371. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8372. Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
  8373. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  8374. Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  8375. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8376. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  8377. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  8378. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
  8379. Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
  8380. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8381. Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 90 damage.
  8382. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  8383. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  8384. Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
  8385. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  8386. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8387. Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 100 damage.
  8388. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  8389. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
  8390. Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
  8391. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8392. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and CheesyWarrior took turns doing benchpresses with Lady Fusilli's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  8393. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  8394. You gain 70 Meat
  8395. You gain 10 Meat.
  8396. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8397. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  8398. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8399. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
  8400. You acquire an item: X
  8401. After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
  8402. You gain a Muscle point!
  8403. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  8404. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  8405.  
  8406. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8407. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8408.  
  8409. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  8410. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  8411.  
  8412. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8413. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8414. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8415. > Turn(291): Starting with 5 left at Level: 11
  8416. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8417. > Meat Drop: 170.0   Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
  8418. > HP: 465/465, MP: 81/260
  8419. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8420. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8421. > Everything Looks Yellow: 54
  8422. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8423. > Chasm time
  8424. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8425. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8426.  
  8427. [292] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8428. Encounter: smut orc nailer
  8429. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8430. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  8431. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8432. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8433. Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  8434. Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
  8435. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8436. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 17 attack power.
  8437. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 16 defense.
  8438. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
  8439. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 9 defense.
  8440. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8441. Round 4: smut orc nailer takes 10 damage.
  8442. Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
  8443. Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
  8444. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8445. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  8446. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  8447. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  8448. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  8449. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8450. Round 6: smut orc nailer takes 96 damage.
  8451. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  8452. Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  8453. Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
  8454. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  8455. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8456. Round 7: smut orc nailer takes 102 damage.
  8457. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  8458. Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
  8459. Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
  8460. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8461. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled Chief Daft. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  8462. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  8463. You gain 75 Meat
  8464. You gain 15 Meat.
  8465. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8466. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8467. You acquire an item: orcish nailing lube
  8468. After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
  8469. After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
  8470. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  8471. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8472. > Turn(292): Starting with 4 left at Level: 11
  8473. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8474. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 284.24283374069717
  8475. > HP: 465/465, MP: 97/260
  8476. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8477. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8478. > Everything Looks Yellow: 53
  8479. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8480. > Chasm time
  8481. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8482. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8483.  
  8484. [293] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8485. Encounter: smut orc nailer
  8486. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8487. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  8488. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8489. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8490. Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
  8491. Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
  8492. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8493. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 17 attack power.
  8494. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 16 defense.
  8495. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  8496. Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  8497. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8498. Round 4: smut orc nailer takes 10 damage.
  8499. Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 9 attack power.
  8500. Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
  8501. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8502. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  8503. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
  8504. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  8505. Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
  8506. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8507. Round 6: smut orc nailer takes 128 damage.
  8508. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  8509. Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
  8510. Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
  8511. Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
  8512. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8513. Round 7: smut orc nailer takes 105 damage.
  8514. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  8515. Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
  8516. Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
  8517. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8518. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you and ChickenThief took turns doing benchpresses with SealWhatever the Unpleasant's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  8519. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  8520. After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
  8521. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  8522. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
  8523. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  8524. You gain 67 Meat
  8525. You gain 13 Meat.
  8526. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8527. You acquire an item: thick caulk
  8528. You acquire an item: orcish stud-finder
  8529. After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  8530. After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
  8531. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  8532.  
  8533. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8534. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8535. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8536. > Turn(293): Starting with 3 left at Level: 11
  8537. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8538. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 284.24283374069717
  8539. > HP: 465/465, MP: 116/260
  8540. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8541. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8542. > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
  8543. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8544. > Chasm time
  8545. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8546. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8547.  
  8548. [294] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8549. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  8550. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8551. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  8552. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8553. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8554. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
  8555. Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
  8556. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8557. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
  8558. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
  8559. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
  8560. Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
  8561. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8562. Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
  8563. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
  8564. Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
  8565. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8566. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8567. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8568. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
  8569. Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8570. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8571. Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 90 damage.
  8572. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  8573. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
  8574. Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
  8575. Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
  8576. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8577. Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 102 damage.
  8578. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  8579. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
  8580. Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
  8581. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8582. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Crazy Maria took turns doing benchpresses with BoozerBeast's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  8583. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  8584. After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
  8585. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  8586. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
  8587. After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  8588. You gain 69 Meat
  8589. You gain 10 Meat.
  8590. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8591. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  8592. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  8593. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  8594. After Battle: You gain 44 Beefiness
  8595. After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
  8596. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  8597.  
  8598. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8599. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8600.  
  8601. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  8602. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  8603.  
  8604. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  8605. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  8606.  
  8607. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  8608. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  8609.  
  8610. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  8611. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  8612. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8613. > Turn(294): Starting with 2 left at Level: 11
  8614. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
  8615. > Meat Drop: 110.0   Item Drop: 284.24283374069717
  8616. > HP: 465/465, MP: 105/260
  8617. > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8618. > ML: 97 control: 10
  8619. > Everything Looks Yellow: 51
  8620. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8621. > Chasm time
  8622. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8623. > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
  8624.  
  8625. [295] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  8626. Encounter: smut orc pervert
  8627. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  8628. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  8629. Round 1: smut orc pervert takes 5 damage.
  8630. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  8631. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8632. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  8633. Round 2: smut orc pervert drops 6 attack power.
  8634. Round 2: smut orc pervert drops 8 defense.
  8635. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  8636. Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 18 attack power.
  8637. Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 18 defense.
  8638. Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
  8639. Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 6 defense.
  8640. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  8641. Round 4: smut orc pervert takes 10 damage.
  8642. Round 4: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
  8643. Round 4: smut orc pervert drops 8 defense.
  8644. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  8645. Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
  8646. Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 7 defense.
  8647. Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 8 attack power.
  8648. Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 8 defense.
  8649. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8650. Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 112 damage.
  8651. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  8652. Round 6: smut orc pervert drops 8 attack power.
  8653. Round 6: smut orc pervert drops 7 defense.
  8654. Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 4 damage.
  8655. Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
  8656. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  8657. Round 7: smut orc pervert takes 101 damage.
  8658. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  8659. Round 7: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
  8660. Round 7: smut orc pervert drops 7 defense.
  8661. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  8662. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled MeatLover. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  8663. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  8664. You gain 13 Meat.
  8665. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  8666. You acquire an item: smut orc keepsake box
  8667. You acquire an item: smut orc sunglasses
  8668. After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
  8669. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  8670. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  8671.  
  8672. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  8673. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  8674. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8675.  
  8676. use 1 smut orc keepsake box
  8677. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  8678. You acquire weirdwood plank (3)
  8679. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  8680. You acquire long hard screw (2)
  8681. You acquire messy butt joint (3)
  8682.  
  8683. Talking to the Highland Lord
  8684. > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
  8685. > You have the latest use_for_items.txt.  Will not check again today.
  8686. > Checking for updates (running EatDrink ver. 3.2)...
  8687. > Running EatDrink version: 3.2 (current)
  8688. > Skipping favorites.
  8689. > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
  8690. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
  8691. > Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen
  8692. > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
  8693. > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
  8694. > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
  8695. > Pass 1: booze.
  8696. > booze: At 4, consuming to 14 with 13535 meat.
  8697. > Getting 1 hacked gibson in 0 seconds
  8698. Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
  8699. You acquire an item: hacked gibson
  8700. > Getting 1 Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor in 0 seconds
  8701.  
  8702. trading 4 cop dollars for 1 Falcon? Maltese Liquor
  8703. You acquire an item: Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor
  8704. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
  8705. > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 17000
  8706.  
  8707. cast 1 The Ode to Booze
  8708. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
  8709.  
  8710. drink 1 splendid martini
  8711. You gain 7 Adventures
  8712. You gain 34 Muscleboundness
  8713. You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  8714. You gain 30 Smarm
  8715. You acquire an effect: Initiative and Let Die (40)
  8716. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8717. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8718. > 1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
  8719. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
  8720.  
  8721. drink 1 splendid martini
  8722. You gain 6 Adventures
  8723. You gain 21 Strengthliness
  8724. You gain 27 Wizardliness
  8725. You gain 14 Chutzpah
  8726. You acquire an effect: Items Are Forever (40)
  8727. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8728. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8729. > 2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
  8730. > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
  8731.  
  8732. drink 1 splendid martini
  8733. You gain 7 Adventures
  8734. You gain 26 Muscleboundness
  8735. You gain 19 Wizardliness
  8736. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8737. You gain 12 Roguishness
  8738. You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (40)
  8739. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8740. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8741. > 3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
  8742. > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4500 own:1 value:7975
  8743.  
  8744. drink 1 hacked gibson
  8745. You gain 24 Adventures
  8746. You gain 58 Muscleboundness
  8747. You gain 45 Mysteriousness
  8748. You gain 53 Roguishness
  8749. You gain a Moxie point!
  8750. You gain 4 Drunkenness
  8751. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
  8752. > 4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4500 own:1 value:7975
  8753. > <b>iced plum wine</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:7.5 meat:4685 own:0 value:6380
  8754.  
  8755. drink 1 iced plum wine
  8756. You gain 8 Adventures
  8757. You gain 10 Smarm
  8758. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8759. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8760. > 5: <b>iced plum wine</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:7.5 meat:4685 own:0 value:6380
  8761. > <b>Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:3.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:599 own:0 value:5351
  8762.  
  8763. drink 1 Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor
  8764. You gain 5 Adventures
  8765. You acquire an effect: Too Noir For Snoir (50)
  8766. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8767. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8768. > 6: <b>Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:3.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:599 own:0 value:5351
  8769. > <b>meadeorite</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6698 own:1 value:4352
  8770.  
  8771. drink 1 meadeorite
  8772. You gain 8 Adventures
  8773. You acquire an effect: Meadulla Oblongota (40)
  8774. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8775. You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8776. > 7: <b>meadeorite</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6698 own:1 value:4352
  8777. > Pass 2: food.
  8778. > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 13535 meat.
  8779.  
  8780. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+field+gar%22
  8781. mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22milk+of+magnesium%22
  8782. > Getting 1 gallon of milk in 0 seconds
  8783.  
  8784. trading 100 BACON for 1 gallon of milk
  8785. You acquire an item: gallon of milk
  8786. > <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
  8787. > Getting 1 milk of magnesium in 0 seconds
  8788.  
  8789. [296] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk
  8790. You acquire an item: milk of magnesium
  8791. Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent
  8792.  
  8793. use 1 milk of magnesium
  8794. You acquire an effect: Got Milk (15)
  8795. > 0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0
  8796.  
  8797. eat 1 gallon of milk
  8798. You gain 89 Adventures
  8799. You gain 675 Muscleboundness
  8800. You gain some Muscle points!
  8801. You gain 500 Wizardliness
  8802. You gain some Mysticality points!
  8803. You gain 500 Sarcasm
  8804. You gain some Moxie points!
  8805. You acquire an effect: Feeling Queasy (100)
  8806. You gain 15 Fullness
  8807. You lose an effect: Got Milk (-15)
  8808. > 1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
  8809. > Pass 3: spleen.
  8810. > Skipping spleen.
  8811. > Pass 4: booze.
  8812. > Skipping booze.
  8813. > Finished.
  8814. > Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 10. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 153. Muscle: 814. Moxie: 619. Mysticality: 618.
  8815. > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
  8816. > ******************************************
  8817. > Now, to recap...
  8818. > ******************************************
  8819. > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br>booze: At 4, consuming to 14 with 13535 meat.<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 17000<br>1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502<br>2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502<br>3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502<br>4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4500 own:1 value:7975<br>5: <b>iced plum wine</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:7.5 meat:4685 own:0 value:6380<br>6: <b>Falcon&trade; Maltese Liquor</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:3.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:599 own:0 value:5351<br>7: <b>meadeorite</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6698 own:1 value:4352<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 13535 meat.<br>0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0<br>1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016<br>Finished. <br>Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 10. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 153. Muscle: 814. Moxie: 619. Mysticality: 618.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
  8820. > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
  8821. > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
  8822. > This is day 2.
  8823. > Turns played: 296 current adventures: 154
  8824. > Current Ascension: Standard
  8825. > Turn(296): Starting with 154 left at Level: 11
  8826. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 38.653125
  8827. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 324.24283374069717
  8828. > HP: 470/637, MP: 67/409
  8829. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8830. > ML: 147 control: 10
  8831. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  8832. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8833.  
  8834. Talking to the Highland Lord
  8835. > Turn(296): Starting with 154 left at Level: 11
  8836. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 38.653125
  8837. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 324.24283374069717
  8838. > HP: 470/637, MP: 67/409
  8839. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8840. > ML: 147 control: 10
  8841. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  8842. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8843. > A-Boo Peak: 100
  8844.  
  8845. familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
  8846.  
  8847. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8848. You gain 167 hit points
  8849. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8850. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  8851.  
  8852. buy 15 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  8853. You spent 1,275 Meat
  8854. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (15)
  8855.  
  8856. use 15 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  8857. You gain 151 Muscularity Points
  8858.  
  8859. [297] A-Boo Peak
  8860. Encounter: Faction Traction = Inaction
  8861.  
  8862. use 1 hair spray
  8863. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  8864.  
  8865. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  8866. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  8867.  
  8868. cast 1 Patient Smile
  8869. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  8870.  
  8871. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  8872. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  8873.  
  8874. cast 1 Astral Shell
  8875. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  8876.  
  8877. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  8878. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  8879.  
  8880. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  8881. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  8882.  
  8883. cast 1 Blubber Up
  8884. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  8885.  
  8886. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  8887. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  8888.  
  8889. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  8890. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  8891.  
  8892. cast 1 Disco Fever
  8893. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  8894.  
  8895. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8896. You gain 80 hit points
  8897.  
  8898. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  8899. You spent 22 Meat
  8900. You acquire an item: hair spray
  8901.  
  8902. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  8903. You spent 22 Meat
  8904. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  8905. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8906. > Turn(296): Starting with 154 left at Level: 11
  8907. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 40.6875
  8908. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 334.24349662087934
  8909. > HP: 717/717, MP: 90/409
  8910. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8911. > ML: 147 control: 10
  8912. > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
  8913. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8914. > A-Boo Peak: 98
  8915. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8916. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  8917.  
  8918. [297] A-Boo Peak
  8919. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Battlie Knight Ghost
  8920. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8921. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  8922. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8923. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  8924. Round 2: Battlie Knight Ghost takes 1 damage.
  8925. Round 2: You lose 76 hit points
  8926. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  8927. Round 3: Battlie Knight Ghost takes 1 damage.
  8928. Round 3: You lose 76 hit points
  8929. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  8930. Round 4: Battlie Knight Ghost takes 1 damage.
  8931. Round 4: You lose 76 hit points
  8932. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  8933. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  8934. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8935. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  8936. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  8937. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  8938. Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 15 lb. Intergnat
  8939. You gain 13 Meat.
  8940. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  8941. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
  8942. You acquire an item: BACON
  8943. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  8944. After Battle: You gain 63 Beefiness
  8945. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  8946. After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
  8947. You gain a Moxie point!
  8948.  
  8949. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  8950. You gain 230 hit points
  8951.  
  8952. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  8953. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  8954.  
  8955. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  8956. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  8957. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  8958. > Turn(297): Starting with 153 left at Level: 11
  8959. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 40.6875
  8960. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  8961. > HP: 717/717, MP: 80/409
  8962. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  8963. > ML: 147 control: 10
  8964. > Everything Looks Yellow: 48
  8965. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  8966. > A-Boo Peak: 96
  8967. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  8968. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  8969.  
  8970. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  8971. You gain 29 Muscularity Points
  8972.  
  8973. [298] A-Boo Peak
  8974. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Space Tourist Explorer Ghost
  8975. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  8976. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  8977. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  8978. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  8979. Round 2: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  8980. Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
  8981. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  8982. Round 3: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  8983. Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
  8984. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  8985. Round 4: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  8986. Round 4: You lose 40 hit points
  8987. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  8988. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  8989. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  8990. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  8991. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
  8992. You acquire an item: cheap cigar butt
  8993. You gain 13 Meat.
  8994. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  8995. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  8996. You acquire an item: Space Tours Tripple
  8997. After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'choxdaa but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
  8998. You acquire an item: BACON
  8999. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  9000. After Battle: You gain 63 Beefiness
  9001. You gain a Muscle point!
  9002. After Battle: You gain 34 Magicalness
  9003. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9004. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  9005.  
  9006. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9007. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9008.  
  9009. cast 1 Blubber Up
  9010. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  9011.  
  9012. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9013. You gain 107 hit points
  9014. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9015. > Turn(298): Starting with 152 left at Level: 11
  9016. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 40.6875
  9017. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9018. > HP: 723/723, MP: 97/413
  9019. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9020. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9021. > Everything Looks Yellow: 47
  9022. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9023. > A-Boo Peak: 94
  9024.  
  9025. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9026. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  9027.  
  9028. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  9029. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  9030. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9031. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9032.  
  9033. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  9034. You gain 22 Muscularity Points
  9035.  
  9036. [299] A-Boo Peak
  9037. Encounter: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost AND TESLA!
  9038. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9039. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  9040. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9041. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9042. Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9043. Round 2: You lose 75 hit points
  9044. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9045. Round 3: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9046. Round 3: You lose 75 hit points
  9047. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9048. Round 4: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9049. Round 4: You lose 34 hit points
  9050. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  9051. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  9052. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  9053. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  9054. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you and Elmer the Made totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  9055. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  9056. You gain 14 Meat.
  9057. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9058. You acquire an item: Claybender glasses
  9059. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  9060. After Battle: You gain 70 Muscularity Points
  9061. You acquire an item: BACON
  9062. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  9063. After Battle: You gain 68 Strongness
  9064. After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
  9065. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  9066.  
  9067. use 1 hair spray
  9068. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  9069.  
  9070. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  9071. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  9072.  
  9073. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9074. You gain 180 hit points
  9075.  
  9076. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  9077. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  9078.  
  9079. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9080. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9081.  
  9082. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9083. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9084.  
  9085. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9086. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9087.  
  9088. cast 1 Disco Fever
  9089. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  9090.  
  9091. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  9092. You spent 22 Meat
  9093. You acquire an item: hair spray
  9094.  
  9095. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  9096. You spent 22 Meat
  9097. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  9098. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9099. > Turn(299): Starting with 151 left at Level: 11
  9100. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 40.6875
  9101. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9102. > HP: 723/723, MP: 113/413
  9103. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9104. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9105. > Everything Looks Yellow: 46
  9106. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9107. > A-Boo Peak: 92
  9108. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9109. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9110.  
  9111. [300] A-Boo Peak
  9112. Encounter: Whatsian Commando Ghost AND TESLA!
  9113. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9114. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  9115. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9116. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9117. Round 2: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9118. Round 2: You lose 77 hit points
  9119. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9120. Round 3: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9121. Round 3: You lose 35 hit points
  9122. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9123. Round 4: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9124. Round 4: You lose 40 hit points
  9125. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  9126. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  9127. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  9128. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  9129. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  9130. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  9131. You gain 11 Meat.
  9132. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9133. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  9134. You acquire an item: T.U.R.D.S. Key
  9135. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  9136. After Battle: You gain 67 Muscularity Points
  9137. You acquire an item: BACON
  9138. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  9139. After Battle: You gain 69 Beefiness
  9140. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  9141. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  9142.  
  9143. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9144. You gain 149 hit points
  9145.  
  9146. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9147. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9148.  
  9149. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9150. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9151.  
  9152. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  9153. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  9154.  
  9155. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9156. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9157.  
  9158. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  9159. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  9160. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9161. > Turn(300): Starting with 150 left at Level: 11
  9162. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 41.6875
  9163. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9164. > HP: 723/723, MP: 115/413
  9165. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9166. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9167. > Everything Looks Yellow: 45
  9168. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9169. > A-Boo Peak: 90
  9170. > Current HP: 723/723
  9171. > Expected cold damage: 100 Expected spooky damage: 91
  9172. > Expected Cold Resist: 12 Expected Spooky Resist: 13 Expected HP Difference: -90
  9173. > Added -tie to maximize
  9174. > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res  -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
  9175. > REJECT: Item(training helmet) Score(0.0)
  9176. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: training helmet</font>)
  9177. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(2.0)
  9178. > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
  9179. > REJECT: Item(KoL Con 13 snowglobe) Score(0.0)
  9180. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe</font>)
  9181. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  9182. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  9183. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  9184. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  9185. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  9186. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  9187. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
  9188. > Display(equip acc1 Spookyraven signet)
  9189. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
  9190. > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
  9191. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  9192. > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
  9193. > USE: Command(familiar Exotic Parrot) Score(2.0)
  9194. > Display(familiar Exotic Parrot)
  9195. > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Scary) Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  9196. > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  9197. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  9198. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  9199. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
  9200. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  9201. > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(4.0)
  9202. > Display(use 1 pec oil)
  9203. > USE: Command(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay) Item(Oil of Parrrlay) Effect(Well-Oiled) Score(2.0)
  9204. > Display(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay)
  9205. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
  9206. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  9207.  
  9208. equip hat beer helmet
  9209.  
  9210. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  9211.  
  9212. equip off-hand titanium assault umbrella
  9213.  
  9214. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  9215.  
  9216. equip acc1 Spookyraven signet
  9217.  
  9218. equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
  9219.  
  9220. equip acc3 glowing red eye
  9221.  
  9222. familiar Exotic Parrot (23 lbs)
  9223.  
  9224. use 1 Oil of Parrrlay
  9225. You acquire an effect: Well-Oiled (5)
  9226.  
  9227. use 1 A-Boo clue
  9228. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9229. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9230.  
  9231. [301] A-Boo Peak
  9232. Encounter: The Horror...
  9233. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  9234. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9235. Encounter: The Horror...
  9236. You lose 1 hit point
  9237. You lose 1 hit point
  9238. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  9239. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9240. Encounter: The Horror...
  9241. You lose 1 hit point
  9242. You lose 1 hit point
  9243. Took choice 611/1: 10 spooky damage, 10 cold damage
  9244. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9245. Encounter: The Horror...
  9246. You lose 9 hit points
  9247. You lose 10 hit points
  9248. Took choice 611/1: 23 spooky damage, 25 cold damage
  9249. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9250. Encounter: The Horror...
  9251. You lose 23 hit points
  9252. You lose 25 hit points
  9253. Took choice 611/1: 46 spooky damage, 50 cold damage
  9254. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9255. You lose 45 hit points
  9256. You lose 49 hit points
  9257.  
  9258. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9259. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9260.  
  9261. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  9262. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  9263.  
  9264. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  9265. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  9266. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9267.  
  9268. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9269. You gain 158 hit points
  9270. > Turn(301): Starting with 149 left at Level: 11
  9271. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 59.01666666666667
  9272. > Meat Drop: 60.0   Item Drop: 195.0
  9273. > HP: 604/604, MP: 43/331
  9274. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9275. > ML: 112 control: 10
  9276. > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
  9277. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9278.  
  9279. equip hat training helmet
  9280.  
  9281. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  9282.  
  9283. equip weapon spiked femur
  9284.  
  9285. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  9286.  
  9287. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  9288.  
  9289. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  9290.  
  9291. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  9292. > A-Boo Peak: 60
  9293. > Current HP: 604/723
  9294. > Expected cold damage: 91 Expected spooky damage: 83
  9295. > Expected Cold Resist: 13 Expected Spooky Resist: 14 Expected HP Difference: -90
  9296. > Added -tie to maximize
  9297. > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res  -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
  9298. > REJECT: Item(training helmet) Score(0.0)
  9299. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: training helmet</font>)
  9300. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(2.0)
  9301. > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
  9302. > REJECT: Item(KoL Con 13 snowglobe) Score(0.0)
  9303. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe</font>)
  9304. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  9305. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  9306. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  9307. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  9308. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  9309. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  9310. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
  9311. > Display(equip acc1 Spookyraven signet)
  9312. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
  9313. > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
  9314. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  9315. > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
  9316. > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Scary) Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  9317. > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  9318. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  9319. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  9320. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
  9321. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  9322. > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(4.0)
  9323. > Display(use 1 pec oil)
  9324. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
  9325. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  9326. > REJECT: Command(witchess) Effect(Puzzle Champ) Score(2.0)
  9327. > Display(witchess)
  9328.  
  9329. equip hat beer helmet
  9330.  
  9331. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  9332.  
  9333. equip off-hand titanium assault umbrella
  9334.  
  9335. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  9336.  
  9337. equip acc1 Spookyraven signet
  9338.  
  9339. equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
  9340.  
  9341. equip acc3 glowing red eye
  9342.  
  9343. use 1 A-Boo clue
  9344. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9345. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9346.  
  9347. use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
  9348. You gain 41 Muscularity Points
  9349.  
  9350. [302] A-Boo Peak
  9351. Encounter: The Horror...
  9352. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  9353. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9354. Encounter: The Horror...
  9355. You lose 1 hit point
  9356. You lose 1 hit point
  9357. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  9358. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9359. Encounter: The Horror...
  9360. You lose 1 hit point
  9361. You lose 1 hit point
  9362. Took choice 611/1: 10 spooky damage, 10 cold damage
  9363. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9364. Encounter: The Horror...
  9365. You lose 9 hit points
  9366. You lose 10 hit points
  9367. Took choice 611/1: 23 spooky damage, 25 cold damage
  9368. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9369. Encounter: The Horror...
  9370. You lose 22 hit points
  9371. You lose 24 hit points
  9372. Took choice 611/1: 46 spooky damage, 50 cold damage
  9373. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9374. You lose 45 hit points
  9375. You lose 49 hit points
  9376.  
  9377. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  9378. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  9379. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9380.  
  9381. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9382. You gain 104 hit points
  9383. > Turn(302): Starting with 148 left at Level: 11
  9384. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 59.01666666666667
  9385. > Meat Drop: 60.0   Item Drop: 195.0
  9386. > HP: 551/551, MP: 27/331
  9387. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9388. > ML: 112 control: 10
  9389. > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
  9390. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9391.  
  9392. equip hat training helmet
  9393.  
  9394. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  9395.  
  9396. equip weapon spiked femur
  9397.  
  9398. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  9399.  
  9400. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  9401.  
  9402. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  9403.  
  9404. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  9405. > A-Boo Peak: 30
  9406.  
  9407. familiar XO Skeleton (28 lbs)
  9408. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9409. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9410.  
  9411. buy 17 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  9412. You spent 1,445 Meat
  9413. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (17)
  9414.  
  9415. use 17 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  9416. You gain 169 Muscularity Points
  9417.  
  9418. [303] A-Boo Peak
  9419. Encounter: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost
  9420. Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
  9421. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  9422. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9423. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9424. Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9425. Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9426. Round 2: You lose 67 hit points
  9427. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9428. Round 3: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9429. Round 3: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9430. Round 3: You lose 67 hit points
  9431. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  9432. Round 4: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9433. Round 4: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
  9434. Round 4: You lose 67 hit points
  9435. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  9436. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  9437. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  9438. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
  9439. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Pizza Jedediah and MeatJuggalette won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  9440. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  9441. After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
  9442. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  9443. After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
  9444. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
  9445. You gain 12 Meat.
  9446. After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
  9447. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  9448. You acquire an item: Polysniff Perfume
  9449. You acquire an item: ectoplasmic orbs
  9450. After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
  9451. You acquire an item: O
  9452. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  9453. After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude
  9454. After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness
  9455. After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
  9456.  
  9457. use 1 hair spray
  9458. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  9459.  
  9460. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  9461. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  9462.  
  9463. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9464. You gain 349 hit points
  9465.  
  9466. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9467. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9468.  
  9469. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  9470. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  9471.  
  9472. cast 1 Scarysauce
  9473. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  9474.  
  9475. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  9476. You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  9477.  
  9478. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  9479. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  9480.  
  9481. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  9482. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  9483.  
  9484. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  9485. You spent 22 Meat
  9486. You acquire an item: hair spray
  9487.  
  9488. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  9489. You spent 22 Meat
  9490. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  9491. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9492. > Turn(303): Starting with 147 left at Level: 11
  9493. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 41.6875
  9494. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 324.24283374069717
  9495. > HP: 723/723, MP: 116/413
  9496. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9497. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9498. > Everything Looks Yellow: 42
  9499. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9500. > A-Boo Peak: 28
  9501. > Current HP: 723/723
  9502. > Expected cold damage: 91 Expected spooky damage: 77
  9503. > Expected Cold Resist: 13 Expected Spooky Resist: 15 Expected HP Difference: -90
  9504. > Added -tie to maximize
  9505. > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res  -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
  9506. > REJECT: Item(training helmet) Score(0.0)
  9507. > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: training helmet</font>)
  9508. > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(2.0)
  9509. > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
  9510. > REJECT: Item(KoL Con 13 snowglobe) Score(0.0)
  9511. > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe</font>)
  9512. > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
  9513. > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
  9514. > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
  9515. > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
  9516. > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
  9517. > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
  9518. > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
  9519. > Display(equip acc1 Spookyraven signet)
  9520. > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
  9521. > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
  9522. > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
  9523. > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
  9524. > USE: Command(familiar Exotic Parrot) Score(2.0)
  9525. > Display(familiar Exotic Parrot)
  9526. > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Scary) Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
  9527. > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
  9528. > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
  9529. > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
  9530. > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
  9531. > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
  9532. > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(4.0)
  9533. > Display(use 1 pec oil)
  9534. > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
  9535. > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
  9536. > USE: Command(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs) Item(ectoplasmic orbs) Effect(Balls of Ectoplasm) Score(1.0)
  9537. > Display(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs)
  9538.  
  9539. equip hat beer helmet
  9540.  
  9541. equip weapon Carpathian longsword
  9542.  
  9543. equip off-hand titanium assault umbrella
  9544.  
  9545. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  9546.  
  9547. equip acc1 Spookyraven signet
  9548.  
  9549. equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
  9550.  
  9551. equip acc3 glowing red eye
  9552.  
  9553. familiar Exotic Parrot (23 lbs)
  9554.  
  9555. use 1 ectoplasmic orbs
  9556. You acquire an effect: Balls of Ectoplasm (10)
  9557.  
  9558. use 1 A-Boo clue
  9559. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9560.  
  9561. [304] A-Boo Peak
  9562. Encounter: The Horror...
  9563. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  9564. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9565. Encounter: The Horror...
  9566. You lose 1 hit point
  9567. You lose 1 hit point
  9568. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  9569. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9570. Encounter: The Horror...
  9571. You lose 1 hit point
  9572. You lose 1 hit point
  9573. Took choice 611/1: 9 spooky damage, 10 cold damage
  9574. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9575. Encounter: The Horror...
  9576. You lose 8 hit points
  9577. You lose 10 hit points
  9578. Took choice 611/1: 21 spooky damage, 25 cold damage
  9579. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9580. Encounter: The Horror...
  9581. You lose 21 hit points
  9582. You lose 25 hit points
  9583. Took choice 611/1: 42 spooky damage, 50 cold damage
  9584. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  9585. You lose 41 hit points
  9586. You lose 50 hit points
  9587.  
  9588. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  9589. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  9590.  
  9591. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  9592. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  9593.  
  9594. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  9595. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  9596.  
  9597. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9598. You gain 153 hit points
  9599. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9600. > Turn(304): Starting with 146 left at Level: 11
  9601. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 59.01666666666667
  9602. > Meat Drop: 60.0   Item Drop: 195.0
  9603. > HP: 604/604, MP: 96/331
  9604. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9605. > ML: 112 control: 10
  9606. > Everything Looks Yellow: 41
  9607. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9608.  
  9609. equip hat training helmet
  9610.  
  9611. equip shirt LOV Eardigan
  9612.  
  9613. equip weapon spiked femur
  9614.  
  9615. equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
  9616.  
  9617. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  9618.  
  9619. equip acc2 your cowboy boots
  9620.  
  9621. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  9622. > A-Boo Peak: 0
  9623.  
  9624. familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
  9625. > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
  9626.  
  9627. [305] A-Boo Peak
  9628. Encounter: Come On Ghosty, Light My Pyre
  9629. > Turn(305): Starting with 145 left at Level: 11
  9630. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 41.6875
  9631. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9632. > HP: 630/723, MP: 122/413
  9633. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9634. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9635. > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
  9636. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9637. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  9638. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9639. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  9640.  
  9641. [306] Oil Peak
  9642. Encounter: Pushin' Down on Me, Pushin' Down on You
  9643.  
  9644. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  9645. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  9646.  
  9647. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  9648. You gain 93 hit points
  9649. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9650. > Turn(305): Starting with 145 left at Level: 11
  9651. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  9652. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9653. > HP: 723/723, MP: 94/413
  9654. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9655. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9656. > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
  9657. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9658. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  9659. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9660. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  9661.  
  9662. [306] Oil Peak
  9663. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR oil cartel
  9664. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9665. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  9666. Round 1: oil cartel takes 3 damage.
  9667. Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9668. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  9669. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9670. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9671. Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9672. Round 2: oil cartel drops 11 defense.
  9673. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9674. Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
  9675. Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
  9676. Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9677. Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9678. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9679. Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  9680. Round 4: oil cartel drops 11 attack power.
  9681. Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9682. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9683. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9684. Round 5: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
  9685. Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9686. Round 5: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9687. Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9688. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  9689. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9690. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9691. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9692. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9693. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9694. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9695. Round 7: oil cartel takes 45 damage.
  9696. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  9697. Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9698. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9699. Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9700. Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9701. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  9702. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9703. Round 8: oil cartel takes 46 damage.
  9704. Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
  9705. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9706. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9707. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9708. Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9709. Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
  9710. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9711. Round 9: oil cartel takes 49 damage.
  9712. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
  9713. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9714. Round 9: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9715. Round 9: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9716. Round 9: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9717. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  9718. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9719. Round 10: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
  9720. Round 10: You gain 5 hit points
  9721. Round 10: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9722. Round 10: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9723. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  9724. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when both BeefSteakJuggalo and FuzzySpy complimented you on your dancing.
  9725. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  9726. You gain 11 Meat.
  9727. After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
  9728. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9729. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9730. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah CatFeet!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  9731. You acquire an item: BACON
  9732. After Battle: You gain 53 Fortitude
  9733. You gain a Muscle point!
  9734. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  9735. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  9736.  
  9737. use 1 hair spray
  9738. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  9739.  
  9740. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  9741. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  9742.  
  9743. cast 1 Patient Smile
  9744. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  9745.  
  9746. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  9747. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  9748.  
  9749. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  9750. You spent 22 Meat
  9751. You acquire an item: hair spray
  9752.  
  9753. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  9754. You spent 22 Meat
  9755. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  9756. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9757. > Turn(306): Starting with 144 left at Level: 11
  9758. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  9759. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9760. > HP: 673/726, MP: 75/413
  9761. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9762. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9763. > Everything Looks Yellow: 39
  9764. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9765. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  9766. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9767. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  9768.  
  9769. use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
  9770. You gain 28 Muscularity Points
  9771.  
  9772. [307] Oil Peak
  9773. Encounter: oil cartel NAMED NEIL
  9774. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9775. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  9776. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9777. Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9778. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  9779. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9780. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9781. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 8 damage.
  9782. Round 2: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
  9783. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9784. Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9785. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9786. Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
  9787. Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
  9788. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 9 damage.
  9789. Round 3: oil cartel takes 9 damage.
  9790. Round 3: oil cartel drops 11 attack power.
  9791. Round 3: oil cartel drops 11 defense.
  9792. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9793. Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  9794. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 8 damage.
  9795. Round 4: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
  9796. Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9797. Round 4: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
  9798. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9799. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9800. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 8 damage.
  9801. Round 5: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
  9802. Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9803. Round 5: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
  9804. Round 5: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9805. Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9806. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  9807. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9808. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9809. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9810. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 7 damage.
  9811. Round 6: oil cartel takes 7 damage.
  9812. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9813. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9814. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9815. Round 7: oil cartel takes 44 damage.
  9816. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  9817. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 5 damage.
  9818. Round 7: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  9819. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9820. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9821. Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9822. Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9823. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  9824. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9825. Round 8: oil cartel takes 47 damage.
  9826. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  9827. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 8 damage.
  9828. Round 8: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
  9829. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9830. Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9831. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9832. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9833. Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
  9834. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9835. Round 9: oil cartel takes 50 damage.
  9836. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
  9837. Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 5 damage.
  9838. Round 9: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  9839. Round 9: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9840. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9841. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  9842. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled BeefWizard. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  9843. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  9844. You gain 14 Meat.
  9845. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  9846. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9847. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9848. You acquire an item: BACON
  9849. After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
  9850. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  9851. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  9852.  
  9853. cast 1 Astral Shell
  9854. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  9855. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9856. > Turn(307): Starting with 143 left at Level: 11
  9857. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  9858. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9859. > HP: 669/726, MP: 91/413
  9860. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9861. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9862. > Everything Looks Yellow: 38
  9863. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9864. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  9865. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9866. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  9867.  
  9868. [308] Oil Peak
  9869. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR oil cartel
  9870. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9871. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  9872. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9873. Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9874. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  9875. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9876. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9877. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9878. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9879. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9880. Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
  9881. Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
  9882. Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9883. Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9884. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9885. Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  9886. Round 4: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
  9887. Round 4: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9888. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9889. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9890. Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9891. Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9892. Round 5: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9893. Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9894. Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
  9895. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9896. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9897. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9898. Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9899. Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9900. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9901. Round 7: oil cartel takes 45 damage.
  9902. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  9903. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9904. Round 7: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
  9905. Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9906. Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9907. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  9908. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9909. Round 8: oil cartel takes 48 damage.
  9910. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  9911. Round 8: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
  9912. Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9913. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9914. Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9915. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  9916. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9917. Round 9: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
  9918. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  9919. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9920. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9921. Round 9: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9922. Round 9: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9923. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  9924. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  9925. Round 10: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
  9926. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
  9927. Round 10: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9928. Round 10: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  9929. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  9930. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  9931. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  9932. You gain 12 Meat.
  9933. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  9934. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9935. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9936. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  9937. After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
  9938. You acquire an item: BACON
  9939. After Battle: You gain 56 Muscleboundness
  9940. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  9941. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9942. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  9943. You gain a Moxie point!
  9944. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  9945. > Turn(308): Starting with 142 left at Level: 11
  9946. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  9947. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  9948. > HP: 673/726, MP: 92/416
  9949. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  9950. > ML: 147 control: 10
  9951. > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
  9952. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  9953. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  9954.  
  9955. cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
  9956. You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
  9957.  
  9958. cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
  9959. You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
  9960. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  9961. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  9962.  
  9963. buy 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  9964. You spent 1,190 Meat
  9965. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (14)
  9966.  
  9967. use 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  9968. You gain 143 Muscularity Points
  9969.  
  9970. [309] Oil Peak
  9971. Encounter: oil cartel WITH BACON!!!
  9972. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  9973. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  9974. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9975. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  9976. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  9977. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  9978. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  9979. Round 2: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
  9980. Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9981. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  9982. Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
  9983. Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
  9984. Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9985. Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9986. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  9987. Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  9988. Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9989. Round 4: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
  9990. Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
  9991. You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
  9992. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  9993. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  9994. Round 5: oil cartel takes 3 damage.
  9995. Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  9996. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  9997. Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  9998. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  9999. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  10000. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  10001. Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  10002. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10003. Round 7: oil cartel takes 45 damage.
  10004. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  10005. Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10006. Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10007. Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10008. Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  10009. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  10010. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10011. Round 8: oil cartel takes 57 damage.
  10012. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  10013. Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  10014. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10015. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10016. Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  10017. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  10018. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10019. Round 9: oil cartel takes 55 damage.
  10020. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  10021. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10022. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10023. Round 9: oil cartel takes 3 damage.
  10024. Round 9: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  10025. Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
  10026. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10027. Round 10: oil cartel takes 55 damage.
  10028. Round 10: You gain 6 hit points
  10029. Round 10: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
  10030. Round 10: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
  10031. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  10032. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  10033. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  10034. You gain 11 Meat.
  10035. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10036. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10037. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10038. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10039. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  10040. After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness
  10041. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  10042. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  10043.  
  10044. use 1 hair spray
  10045. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10046.  
  10047. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10048. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  10049.  
  10050. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  10051. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  10052.  
  10053. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10054. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10055.  
  10056. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10057. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10058.  
  10059. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10060. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10061.  
  10062. cast 1 Blubber Up
  10063. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  10064.  
  10065. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10066. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10067.  
  10068. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  10069. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  10070.  
  10071. cast 1 Disco Fever
  10072. You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
  10073.  
  10074. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10075. You gain 64 hit points
  10076.  
  10077. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10078. You spent 22 Meat
  10079. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10080.  
  10081. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  10082. You spent 22 Meat
  10083. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10084. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10085. > Turn(309): Starting with 141 left at Level: 11
  10086. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  10087. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10088. > HP: 726/726, MP: 112/416
  10089. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10090. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10091. > Everything Looks Yellow: 36
  10092. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10093. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  10094. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10095. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  10096.  
  10097. [310] Oil Peak
  10098. Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR oil cartel
  10099. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10100. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  10101. Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10102. Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  10103. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  10104. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10105. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10106. Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  10107. Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10108. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10109. Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
  10110. Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
  10111. Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  10112. Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10113. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10114. Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
  10115. Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10116. Round 4: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  10117. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10118. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10119. Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  10120. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10121. Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10122. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10123. Round 6: oil cartel takes 43 damage.
  10124. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  10125. Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10126. Round 6: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
  10127. Round 6: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10128. Round 6: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  10129. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  10130. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10131. Round 7: oil cartel takes 44 damage.
  10132. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  10133. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
  10134. Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
  10135. Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10136. Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
  10137. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  10138. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10139. Round 8: oil cartel takes 46 damage.
  10140. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  10141. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
  10142. Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10143. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10144. Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
  10145. Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
  10146. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10147. Round 9: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
  10148. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  10149. Round 9: oil cartel drops 11 attack power.
  10150. Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
  10151. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10152. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  10153. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  10154. You gain 15 Meat.
  10155. After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
  10156. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10157. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10158. After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
  10159. You acquire an item: BACON
  10160. After Battle: You gain 52 Strengthliness
  10161. You gain a Muscle point!
  10162. After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
  10163. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  10164.  
  10165. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10166. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10167.  
  10168. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10169. You gain 7 hit points
  10170. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10171. > Turn(310): Starting with 140 left at Level: 11
  10172. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  10173. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10174. > HP: 729/729, MP: 92/416
  10175. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10176. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10177. > Everything Looks Yellow: 35
  10178. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10179. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  10180. > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
  10181.  
  10182. [311] Oil Peak
  10183. Encounter: Unimpressed with Pressure
  10184. > Turn(311): Starting with 139 left at Level: 11
  10185. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  10186. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10187. > HP: 729/729, MP: 118/416
  10188. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10189. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10190. > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
  10191. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10192. > Oil Peak with ML: 147
  10193.  
  10194. Use 12 bubblin' crude
  10195. You acquire an item: jar of oil
  10196. > Turn(311): Starting with 139 left at Level: 11
  10197. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.16875
  10198. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10199. > HP: 729/729, MP: 118/416
  10200. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10201. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10202. > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
  10203. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10204. > Twin Peak
  10205.  
  10206. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  10207. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  10208. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10209. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10210.  
  10211. [312] Twin Peak
  10212. Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
  10213. Took choice 604/1: Continue...
  10214. choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
  10215. Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
  10216. Took choice 604/1: Everything goes black.
  10217. choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
  10218.  
  10219. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10220. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10221.  
  10222. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  10223. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  10224.  
  10225. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10226. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10227. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10228. Took choice 604/1: unknown
  10229. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=604&option=1&choiceform1=Continue...
  10230. Took choice 604/1: unknown
  10231. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=604&option=1&choiceform1=Everything%2Bgoes%2Bblack.
  10232. > Turn(311): Starting with 139 left at Level: 11
  10233. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 42.3875
  10234. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10235. > HP: 729/729, MP: 71/416
  10236. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10237. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10238. > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
  10239. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10240. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10241. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10242. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10243.  
  10244. [312] Twin Peak
  10245. Encounter: Mismatched Twins WITH SCIENCE!
  10246. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10247. Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 5 damage.
  10248. Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 1 damage.
  10249. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  10250. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  10251.  
  10252. [312] Twin Peak
  10253. Encounter: Mismatched Twins WITH SCIENCE!
  10254. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10255. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10256. > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
  10257. Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
  10258. Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
  10259. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and Aubrey the Drunk took turns doing benchpresses with MythicWizard's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  10260. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  10261. You gain 15 Meat.
  10262. After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Tyler's Twenty-eighth Law of Weight says the force acting on an object is equal to the theoretical math of the object times its thought!"
  10263. You acquire an item: BACON
  10264. After Battle: You gain 59 Strengthliness
  10265. After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
  10266. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  10267. Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
  10268.  
  10269. use 1 hair spray
  10270. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10271.  
  10272. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10273. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  10274.  
  10275. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10276. You spent 22 Meat
  10277. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10278.  
  10279. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  10280. You spent 22 Meat
  10281. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10282. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10283. > Turn(312): Starting with 138 left at Level: 11
  10284. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 42.3875
  10285. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10286. > HP: 676/729, MP: 82/416
  10287. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10288. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10289. > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
  10290. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10291.  
  10292. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10293. You gain 53 hit points
  10294. > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Kitchen
  10295. > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
  10296. > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
  10297.  
  10298. buy 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  10299. You spent 1,190 Meat
  10300. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (14)
  10301.  
  10302. use 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  10303. You gain 138 Muscularity Points
  10304.  
  10305. [313] The Haunted Kitchen
  10306. Encounter: The Icewoman NAMED NEIL
  10307. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10308. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  10309. Round 1: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10310. Round 1: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10311. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  10312. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10313. Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10314. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 1 damage.
  10315. Round 2: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10316. Round 2: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10317. Round 2: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10318. Round 2: You lose 37 hit points
  10319. Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10320. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 1 damage.
  10321. Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10322. Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10323. Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10324. Round 3: You lose 37 hit points
  10325. Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
  10326. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
  10327. Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10328. Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10329. Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10330. Round 4: You lose 37 hit points
  10331. > Busting makes me feel good!!
  10332. Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
  10333. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
  10334. Round 5: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
  10335. Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
  10336. After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when BaconFighter taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  10337. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  10338. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  10339. You gain 15 Meat.
  10340. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10341. You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
  10342. You acquire an item: frigid derringer
  10343. You acquire an item: BACON
  10344. After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
  10345. After Battle: You gain 61 Fortitude
  10346. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  10347. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  10348.  
  10349. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10350. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10351.  
  10352. cast 1 Scarysauce
  10353. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  10354.  
  10355. cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
  10356. You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
  10357.  
  10358. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  10359. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  10360.  
  10361. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  10362. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  10363.  
  10364. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10365. You gain 133 hit points
  10366. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10367. > Turn(312): Starting with 138 left at Level: 11
  10368. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 39.377500000000005
  10369. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10370. > HP: 729/729, MP: 92/416
  10371. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10372. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10373. > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
  10374. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10375. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10376. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10377. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10378.  
  10379. [313] Twin Peak
  10380. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  10381. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  10382. Took choice 606/3: need jar of oil
  10383. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=3&pwd
  10384. Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
  10385. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  10386. Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
  10387. Took choice 606/3: need jar of oil
  10388. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=3&choiceform3=Follow%2Bthe%2Bfaint%2Bsound%2Bof%2Bmusic
  10389. Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
  10390. Took choice 609/1: Examine the painting
  10391. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=609&option=1&choiceform1=Examine%2Bthe%2Bpainting
  10392. Encounter: He Is the Arm, and He Sounds Like This
  10393. Took choice 616/1: Mingle
  10394. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=616&option=1&choiceform1=Mingle
  10395. > Turn(313): Starting with 137 left at Level: 11
  10396. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 42.38125
  10397. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10398. > HP: 729/729, MP: 111/416
  10399. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10400. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10401. > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
  10402. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10403. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10404. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10405. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10406.  
  10407. [314] Twin Peak
  10408. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  10409. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  10410. Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 260%
  10411. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=2&pwd
  10412. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  10413. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  10414. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  10415. Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 260%
  10416. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=2&choiceform2=Search%2Bthe%2Bpantry
  10417. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  10418. Took choice 608/1: Search the shelves
  10419. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=608&option=1&choiceform1=Search%2Bthe%2Bshelves
  10420. > Turn(314): Starting with 136 left at Level: 11
  10421. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 40.56875
  10422. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10423. > HP: 729/729, MP: 139/416
  10424. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10425. > ML: 137 control: 10
  10426. > Everything Looks Yellow: 31
  10427. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10428. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10429. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10430. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10431.  
  10432. [315] Twin Peak
  10433. Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin NAMED NEIL
  10434. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10435. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
  10436. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 5 damage.
  10437. Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
  10438. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  10439.  
  10440. [315] Twin Peak
  10441. Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin NAMED NEIL
  10442. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10443. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10444. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10445. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
  10446. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 12 damage.
  10447. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  10448. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
  10449. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10450. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 23 attack power.
  10451. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 22 defense.
  10452. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 15 damage.
  10453. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 15 damage.
  10454. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10455. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10456. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10457. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 9 damage.
  10458. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 15 damage.
  10459. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 15 damage.
  10460. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10461. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
  10462. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10463. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10464. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
  10465. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
  10466. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 13 damage.
  10467. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10468. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10469. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10470. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 65 damage.
  10471. Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
  10472. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 9 damage.
  10473. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 9 damage.
  10474. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 attack power.
  10475. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
  10476. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
  10477. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
  10478. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  10479. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10480. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 75 damage.
  10481. Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
  10482. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
  10483. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 16 damage.
  10484. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 10 attack power.
  10485. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10486. Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
  10487. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  10488. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  10489. You gain 91 Meat
  10490. You gain 10 Meat.
  10491. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  10492. You acquire an item: fireclutch
  10493. You acquire an item: BACON
  10494. After Battle: You gain 54 Strongness
  10495. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  10496. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  10497.  
  10498. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  10499. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  10500.  
  10501. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  10502. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  10503.  
  10504. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10505. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10506.  
  10507. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  10508. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  10509.  
  10510. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  10511. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  10512. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10513. > Turn(315): Starting with 135 left at Level: 11
  10514. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 41.94375
  10515. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10516. > HP: 676/676, MP: 71/416
  10517. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10518. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10519. > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
  10520. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10521. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10522. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10523. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10524.  
  10525. [316] Twin Peak
  10526. Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin WITH BACON!!!
  10527. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10528. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
  10529. Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
  10530. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  10531. > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
  10532.  
  10533. [316] Twin Peak
  10534. Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin WITH BACON!!!
  10535. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10536. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10537. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10538. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  10539. Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10540. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10541. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 24 attack power.
  10542. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 23 defense.
  10543. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10544. Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10545. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10546. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 8 damage.
  10547. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10548. Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
  10549. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10550. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10551. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10552. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
  10553. Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
  10554. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10555. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 56 damage.
  10556. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  10557. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  10558. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
  10559. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
  10560. Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  10561. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  10562. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10563. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 83 damage.
  10564. Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
  10565. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 10 attack power.
  10566. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
  10567. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
  10568. Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
  10569. Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
  10570. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10571. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 67 damage.
  10572. Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
  10573. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
  10574. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
  10575. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
  10576. Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 5 damage.
  10577. Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
  10578. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10579. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 67 damage.
  10580. Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
  10581. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 10 attack power.
  10582. Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
  10583. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10584. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and PimpRottenBarbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  10585. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  10586. You gain 115 Meat
  10587. You gain 11 Meat.
  10588. After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
  10589. You acquire an item: creepy ginger ale
  10590. You acquire an item: fireclutch
  10591. You acquire an item: BACON (5)
  10592. After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
  10593. You gain a Muscle point!
  10594. After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
  10595. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  10596.  
  10597. use 1 hair spray
  10598. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10599.  
  10600. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10601. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  10602.  
  10603. cast 1 Patient Smile
  10604. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  10605.  
  10606. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  10607. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  10608.  
  10609. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10610. You spent 22 Meat
  10611. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10612.  
  10613. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  10614. You spent 22 Meat
  10615. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10616. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10617. > Turn(316): Starting with 134 left at Level: 11
  10618. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 42.38125
  10619. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10620. > HP: 635/702, MP: 61/416
  10621. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10622. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10623. > Everything Looks Yellow: 29
  10624. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10625. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10626. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10627. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10628.  
  10629. [317] Twin Peak
  10630. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  10631. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  10632. Took choice 606/1: need +4 stench resist, have 5
  10633. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=1&pwd
  10634. Encounter: Room 237
  10635. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10636. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  10637. Encounter: Room 237
  10638. Took choice 606/1: need +4 stench resist, have 5
  10639. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=1&choiceform1=Investigate%2BRoom%2B237
  10640. Encounter: Room 237
  10641. Took choice 607/1: Carefully inspect the body
  10642. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=607&option=1&choiceform1=Carefully%2Binspect%2Bthe%2Bbody
  10643. > Turn(317): Starting with 133 left at Level: 11
  10644. > Encounter: -20.0   Exp Bonus: 42.38125
  10645. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10646. > HP: 653/702, MP: 85/416
  10647. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10648. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10649. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  10650. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10651.  
  10652. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  10653. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  10654. > We can't cap this drop bear!
  10655. > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
  10656. > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
  10657.  
  10658. [318] Twin Peak
  10659. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  10660. > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
  10661. Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 120.0%
  10662. choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=4&pwd
  10663. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  10664. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10665. > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
  10666. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  10667. Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 120.0%
  10668. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=4&choiceform4=Wait%2B--%2Bwho%2527s%2Bthat%253F
  10669. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  10670. Took choice 610/1: Pursue your double
  10671. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=610&option=1&choiceform1=Pursue%2Byour%2Bdouble
  10672. Encounter: Now It's Dark
  10673. Took choice 1056/1: And then...
  10674. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1056&option=1&choiceform1=And%2Bthen...
  10675. You acquire an item: gold wedding ring
  10676. > Turn(317): Starting with 133 left at Level: 11
  10677. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 42.38125
  10678. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10679. > HP: 653/702, MP: 65/416
  10680. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10681. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10682. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  10683. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10684. > Highlord Done
  10685.  
  10686. Talking to the Highland Lord
  10687. You acquire an item: Misty Cloak
  10688. > Turn(317): Starting with 133 left at Level: 11
  10689. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 42.38125
  10690. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
  10691. > HP: 653/702, MP: 65/416
  10692. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10693. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10694. > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
  10695. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10696. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  10697.  
  10698. uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness
  10699.  
  10700. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  10701. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  10702. You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)
  10703.  
  10704. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  10705. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  10706. unequip pants
  10707.  
  10708. equip pants distressed denim pants
  10709. unequip container
  10710.  
  10711. equip back Misty Cloak
  10712.  
  10713. familiar Reassembled Blackbird (21 lbs)
  10714. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  10715.  
  10716. use 4 psychokinetic energy blob
  10717. You gain 103 Muscularity Points
  10718.  
  10719. [318] The Black Forest
  10720. Encounter: Forty Shades of Black
  10721. You acquire an item: black map
  10722.  
  10723. cast 1 Astral Shell
  10724. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  10725.  
  10726. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  10727. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  10728.  
  10729. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  10730. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  10731. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10732. > Turn(318): Starting with 132 left at Level: 11
  10733. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  10734. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  10735. > HP: 618/618, MP: 119/384
  10736. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10737. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10738. > Everything Looks Yellow: 27
  10739. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10740.  
  10741. equip pants pantogram pants
  10742.  
  10743. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  10744. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  10745. unequip pants
  10746.  
  10747. equip pants distressed denim pants
  10748. unequip container
  10749.  
  10750. equip back Misty Cloak
  10751. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  10752.  
  10753. [319] The Black Forest
  10754. Encounter: black friar
  10755. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10756. Round 1: black friar takes 4 damage.
  10757. Round 1: black friar takes 1 damage.
  10758. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  10759. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10760. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10761. Round 2: black friar drops 11 attack power.
  10762. Round 2: black friar drops 12 defense.
  10763. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10764. Round 3: black friar drops 27 attack power.
  10765. Round 3: black friar drops 25 defense.
  10766. Round 3: black friar drops 12 attack power.
  10767. Round 3: black friar drops 11 defense.
  10768. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10769. Round 4: black friar takes 8 damage.
  10770. Round 4: black friar drops 11 attack power.
  10771. Round 4: black friar drops 9 defense.
  10772. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10773. Round 5: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  10774. Round 5: black friar drops 10 defense.
  10775. Round 5: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  10776. Round 5: black friar drops 13 defense.
  10777. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10778. Round 6: black friar takes 79 damage.
  10779. Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
  10780. Round 6: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  10781. Round 6: black friar drops 11 defense.
  10782. Round 6: black friar takes 4 damage.
  10783. Round 6: black friar takes 5 damage.
  10784. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  10785. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10786. Round 7: black friar takes 70 damage.
  10787. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  10788. Round 7: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  10789. Round 7: black friar drops 10 defense.
  10790. Round 7: black friar takes 3 damage.
  10791. Round 7: black friar takes 5 damage.
  10792. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  10793. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10794. Round 8: black friar takes 60 damage.
  10795. Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
  10796. Round 8: black friar drops 12 attack power.
  10797. Round 8: black friar drops 10 defense.
  10798. Round 8: black friar takes 2 damage.
  10799. Round 8: black friar takes 5 damage.
  10800. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  10801. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10802. Round 9: black friar takes 63 damage.
  10803. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  10804. Round 9: black friar drops 12 attack power.
  10805. Round 9: black friar drops 11 defense.
  10806. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10807. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  10808. After Battle: In a clearing up ahead, a couple of guys dressed in black are throwing a black ball around. You duck behind a tree before you get blackballed.
  10809. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when both MythicBoy the Majestic and Captain Economic complimented you on your dancing.
  10810. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  10811. You gain 11 Meat.
  10812. You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
  10813. You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
  10814. After Battle: You gain 59 Fortitude
  10815. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  10816. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10817. After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
  10818. You gain a Moxie point!
  10819.  
  10820. use 1 hair spray
  10821. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  10822.  
  10823. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10824. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  10825.  
  10826. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  10827. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  10828.  
  10829. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  10830. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  10831.  
  10832. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10833. You gain 53 hit points
  10834.  
  10835. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  10836. You spent 22 Meat
  10837. You acquire an item: hair spray
  10838.  
  10839. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  10840. You spent 22 Meat
  10841. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  10842. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10843. > Turn(319): Starting with 131 left at Level: 11
  10844. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  10845. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  10846. > HP: 618/618, MP: 80/387
  10847. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10848. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10849. > Everything Looks Yellow: 26
  10850. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10851.  
  10852. equip pants pantogram pants
  10853.  
  10854. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  10855. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  10856. unequip pants
  10857.  
  10858. equip pants distressed denim pants
  10859. unequip container
  10860.  
  10861. equip back Misty Cloak
  10862. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  10863.  
  10864. [320] The Black Forest
  10865. Encounter: black adder
  10866. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10867. Round 1: black adder takes 4 damage.
  10868. Round 1: black adder takes 1 damage.
  10869. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  10870. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10871. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10872. Round 2: black adder drops 11 attack power.
  10873. Round 2: black adder drops 9 defense.
  10874. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10875. Round 3: black adder drops 27 attack power.
  10876. Round 3: black adder drops 25 defense.
  10877. Round 3: black adder drops 12 attack power.
  10878. Round 3: black adder drops 9 defense.
  10879. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10880. Round 4: black adder takes 8 damage.
  10881. Round 4: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  10882. Round 4: black adder drops 12 defense.
  10883. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10884. Round 5: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  10885. Round 5: black adder drops 10 defense.
  10886. Round 5: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  10887. Round 5: black adder drops 11 defense.
  10888. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10889. Round 6: black adder takes 83 damage.
  10890. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  10891. Round 6: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  10892. Round 6: black adder drops 10 defense.
  10893. Round 6: black adder takes 4 damage.
  10894. Round 6: black adder takes 5 damage.
  10895. Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
  10896. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10897. Round 7: black adder takes 76 damage.
  10898. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  10899. Round 7: black adder drops 12 attack power.
  10900. Round 7: black adder drops 9 defense.
  10901. Round 7: black adder takes 3 damage.
  10902. Round 7: black adder takes 1 damage.
  10903. Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
  10904. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (5)
  10905. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10906. Round 8: black adder takes 54 damage.
  10907. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  10908. Round 8: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  10909. Round 8: black adder drops 10 defense.
  10910. Round 8: black adder takes 1 damage.
  10911. Round 8: black adder takes 4 damage.
  10912. Round 8: You lose 19 hit points
  10913. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10914. Round 9: black adder takes 55 damage.
  10915. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  10916. Round 9: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  10917. Round 9: black adder drops 11 defense.
  10918. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  10919. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  10920. After Battle: You find someone's little black book on the ground. It has a lot of names and phone numbers in it, so you decide to leave it there in case the owner comes back.
  10921. After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
  10922. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  10923. You gain 209 Meat
  10924. You gain 11 Meat.
  10925. You acquire an item: adder bladder
  10926. You acquire an item: black snake skin
  10927. You acquire an item: sunken eyes
  10928. After Battle: You gain 61 Muscleboundness
  10929. After Battle: You gain 25 Wizardliness
  10930. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  10931.  
  10932. cast 1 Disco Nap
  10933. You gain 40 hit points
  10934. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  10935.  
  10936. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  10937. You gain 234 hit points
  10938. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  10939. > Turn(320): Starting with 130 left at Level: 11
  10940. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  10941. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  10942. > HP: 618/618, MP: 48/387
  10943. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  10944. > ML: 147 control: 10
  10945. > Everything Looks Yellow: 25
  10946. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  10947.  
  10948. equip pants pantogram pants
  10949.  
  10950. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  10951. > Must find the Black Market: 0
  10952. unequip pants
  10953.  
  10954. equip pants distressed denim pants
  10955. unequip container
  10956.  
  10957. equip back Misty Cloak
  10958. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  10959.  
  10960. buy 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  10961. You spent 1,190 Meat
  10962. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (14)
  10963.  
  10964. use 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  10965. You gain 140 Muscularity Points
  10966.  
  10967. [321] The Black Forest
  10968. Encounter: black magic woman
  10969. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  10970. Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  10971. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  10972. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  10973. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  10974. Round 2: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  10975. Round 2: black magic woman drops 12 defense.
  10976. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  10977. Round 3: black magic woman drops 27 attack power.
  10978. Round 3: black magic woman drops 25 defense.
  10979. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  10980. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  10981. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  10982. Round 4: black magic woman takes 8 damage.
  10983. Round 4: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  10984. Round 4: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  10985. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  10986. Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  10987. Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  10988. Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  10989. Round 5: black magic woman drops 12 defense.
  10990. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10991. Round 6: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
  10992. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  10993. Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  10994. Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  10995. Round 6: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  10996. Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
  10997. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  10998. Round 7: black magic woman takes 58 damage.
  10999. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11000. Round 7: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
  11001. Round 7: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  11002. Round 7: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  11003. Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
  11004. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11005. Round 8: black magic woman takes 84 damage.
  11006. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11007. Round 8: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  11008. Round 8: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
  11009. Round 8: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  11010. Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
  11011. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11012. black eye shadow is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
  11013. Round 9: black magic woman takes 76 damage.
  11014. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  11015. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  11016. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  11017. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11018. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11019. After Battle: You find a row of blackberry bushes so thick that you can't even see what's on the other side. It's probably just more blackberries, but just in case, you mark the location on your black map.
  11020. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled ChickenWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11021. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  11022. You gain 191 Meat
  11023. You gain 10 Meat.
  11024. You acquire an item: little black book
  11025. You acquire an item: black eye shadow
  11026. After Battle: You gain 67 Muscleboundness
  11027. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  11028. After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
  11029.  
  11030. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11031. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11032.  
  11033. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  11034. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  11035.  
  11036. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11037. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11038.  
  11039. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11040. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11041.  
  11042. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11043. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11044.  
  11045. cast 1 Blubber Up
  11046. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  11047.  
  11048. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11049. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11050.  
  11051. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11052. You gain 33 hit points
  11053. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11054. > Turn(321): Starting with 129 left at Level: 11
  11055. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11056. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  11057. > HP: 618/618, MP: 94/387
  11058. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11059. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11060. > Everything Looks Yellow: 24
  11061. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11062.  
  11063. equip pants pantogram pants
  11064.  
  11065. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11066. > Must find the Black Market: 1
  11067. unequip pants
  11068.  
  11069. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11070. unequip container
  11071.  
  11072. equip back Misty Cloak
  11073. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11074.  
  11075. [322] The Black Forest
  11076. Encounter: black widow
  11077. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11078. Round 1: black widow takes 4 damage.
  11079. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  11080. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11081. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11082. Round 2: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11083. Round 2: black widow drops 9 defense.
  11084. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11085. Round 3: black widow drops 27 attack power.
  11086. Round 3: black widow drops 25 defense.
  11087. Round 3: black widow drops 11 attack power.
  11088. Round 3: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11089. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11090. Round 4: black widow takes 8 damage.
  11091. Round 4: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  11092. Round 4: black widow drops 12 defense.
  11093. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11094. Round 5: black widow drops 11 attack power.
  11095. Round 5: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11096. Round 5: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  11097. Round 5: black widow drops 13 defense.
  11098. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11099. Round 6: black widow takes 57 damage.
  11100. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11101. Round 6: black widow drops 11 attack power.
  11102. Round 6: black widow drops 12 defense.
  11103. Round 6: black widow takes 4 damage.
  11104. Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
  11105. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11106. Round 7: black widow takes 69 damage.
  11107. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11108. Round 7: black widow drops 12 attack power.
  11109. Round 7: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11110. Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
  11111. Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
  11112. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11113. Round 8: black widow takes 62 damage.
  11114. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11115. Round 8: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11116. Round 8: black widow drops 9 defense.
  11117. Round 8: black widow takes 3 damage.
  11118. Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
  11119. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11120. Round 9: black widow takes 68 damage.
  11121. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  11122. Round 9: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11123. Round 9: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11124. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11125. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11126. After Battle: In a clearing up ahead, a couple of guys dressed in black are throwing a black ball around. You duck behind a tree before you get blackballed.
  11127. After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
  11128. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  11129. Your familiar gains a pound: Horace, the 2 lb. Reassembled Blackbird
  11130. You gain 96 Meat
  11131. You gain 12 Meat.
  11132. You acquire an item: black pension check
  11133. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  11134. After Battle: You gain 63 Muscleboundness
  11135. You gain a Muscle point!
  11136. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  11137. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  11138.  
  11139. use 1 hair spray
  11140. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  11141.  
  11142. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  11143. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  11144.  
  11145. cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
  11146. You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
  11147.  
  11148. cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
  11149. You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
  11150.  
  11151. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  11152. You spent 22 Meat
  11153. You acquire an item: hair spray
  11154.  
  11155. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  11156. You spent 22 Meat
  11157. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  11158. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11159. > Turn(322): Starting with 128 left at Level: 11
  11160. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11161. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  11162. > HP: 571/624, MP: 79/387
  11163. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11164. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11165. > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
  11166. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11167.  
  11168. equip pants pantogram pants
  11169.  
  11170. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11171. > Must find the Black Market: 1
  11172. unequip pants
  11173.  
  11174. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11175. unequip container
  11176.  
  11177. equip back Misty Cloak
  11178. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11179.  
  11180. [323] The Black Forest
  11181. Encounter: All Over the Map
  11182. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  11183. choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
  11184. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  11185. Took choice 924/3: head towards beehive (1)
  11186. choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=3&pwd
  11187.  
  11188. [324] The Black Forest
  11189. Encounter: Bee Persistent
  11190. You lose 4 hit points
  11191. You lose 5 hit points
  11192. You lose 5 hit points
  11193. Took choice 1018/1: head towards beehive (1)
  11194. choice.php?whichchoice=1018&option=1&pwd
  11195.  
  11196. [325] The Black Forest
  11197. Encounter: Bee Rewarded
  11198. You lose 4 hit points
  11199. You lose 5 hit points
  11200. You lose 3 hit points
  11201. You lose 3 hit points
  11202. Took choice 1019/1: beehive (1)
  11203. choice.php?whichchoice=1019&option=1&pwd
  11204.  
  11205. [325] The Black Forest
  11206. You lose 5 hit points
  11207. You lose 4 hit points
  11208. You lose 3 hit points
  11209. You acquire an item: beehive
  11210.  
  11211. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  11212. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  11213. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11214. > Turn(325): Starting with 125 left at Level: 11
  11215. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 42.368750000000006
  11216. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  11217. > HP: 571/571, MP: 73/387
  11218. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11219. > ML: 137 control: 10
  11220. > Everything Looks Yellow: 20
  11221. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11222.  
  11223. equip pants pantogram pants
  11224.  
  11225. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11226. > Must find the Black Market: 1
  11227. unequip pants
  11228.  
  11229. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11230. unequip container
  11231.  
  11232. equip back Misty Cloak
  11233. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11234.  
  11235. buy 12 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  11236. You spent 1,020 Meat
  11237. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (12)
  11238.  
  11239. use 12 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  11240. You gain 117 Muscularity Points
  11241.  
  11242. [326] The Black Forest
  11243. Encounter: black panther
  11244. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11245. Round 1: black panther takes 3 damage.
  11246. Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
  11247. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11248. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11249. Round 2: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  11250. Round 2: black panther drops 9 defense.
  11251. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11252. Round 3: black panther drops 26 attack power.
  11253. Round 3: black panther drops 24 defense.
  11254. Round 3: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11255. Round 3: black panther drops 10 defense.
  11256. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11257. Round 4: black panther takes 8 damage.
  11258. Round 4: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  11259. Round 4: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11260. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11261. Round 5: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11262. Round 5: black panther drops 9 defense.
  11263. Round 5: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11264. Round 5: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11265. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11266. Round 6: black panther takes 58 damage.
  11267. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11268. Round 6: black panther drops 11 attack power.
  11269. Round 6: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11270. Round 6: black panther takes 3 damage.
  11271. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  11272. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11273. Round 7: black panther takes 57 damage.
  11274. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11275. Round 7: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11276. Round 7: black panther drops 9 defense.
  11277. Round 7: black panther takes 4 damage.
  11278. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  11279. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11280. Round 8: black panther takes 58 damage.
  11281. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  11282. Round 8: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  11283. Round 8: black panther drops 10 defense.
  11284. Round 8: black panther takes 3 damage.
  11285. Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
  11286. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11287. Round 9: black panther takes 59 damage.
  11288. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
  11289. Round 9: black panther drops 11 attack power.
  11290. Round 9: black panther drops 12 defense.
  11291. Round 9: black panther takes 4 damage.
  11292. Round 9: You lose 10 hit points
  11293. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11294. Round 10: black panther takes 72 damage.
  11295. Round 10: You gain 6 hit points
  11296. Round 10: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11297. Round 10: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11298. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11299. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11300. After Battle: You find a cozy black cottage nestled deep in the forest. From the smoke and anvil noises, you conclude that it's probably either a blacksmith's cottage or an anvil-testing facility with liberal workplace smoking rules. Assuming it's the former, you mark its location on your black map.
  11301. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and BurritoLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  11302. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  11303. You gain 294 Meat
  11304. You gain 10 Meat.
  11305. You acquire an item: Black No. 2
  11306. You acquire an item: broken wings
  11307.  
  11308. Combine 1 broken wings + 1 sunken eyes
  11309. You acquire an item: reassembled blackbird
  11310. Crafting used 1 each of broken wings and sunken eyes
  11311. After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness
  11312. After Battle: You gain 27 Enchantedness
  11313. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  11314.  
  11315. cast 1 Patient Smile
  11316. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  11317.  
  11318. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11319. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11320.  
  11321. cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
  11322. You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
  11323.  
  11324. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  11325. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  11326.  
  11327. cast 1 Astral Shell
  11328. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  11329.  
  11330. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11331. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11332. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11333. > Turn(326): Starting with 124 left at Level: 11
  11334. > Encounter: 5.0   Exp Bonus: 43.743750000000006
  11335. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 245.0
  11336. > HP: 546/571, MP: 75/387
  11337. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11338. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11339. > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
  11340. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11341.  
  11342. equip pants pantogram pants
  11343.  
  11344. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11345. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  11346. unequip pants
  11347.  
  11348. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11349. unequip container
  11350.  
  11351. equip back Misty Cloak
  11352.  
  11353. familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (23 lbs)
  11354. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11355.  
  11356. buy 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  11357. You spent 935 Meat
  11358. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (11)
  11359.  
  11360. use 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  11361. You gain 111 Muscularity Points
  11362.  
  11363. [327] The Black Forest
  11364. Encounter: black magic woman
  11365. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11366. Round 1: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  11367. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  11368. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11369. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11370. Round 2: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  11371. Round 2: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  11372. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11373. Round 3: black magic woman drops 27 attack power.
  11374. Round 3: black magic woman drops 25 defense.
  11375. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  11376. Round 3: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
  11377. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11378. Round 4: black magic woman takes 8 damage.
  11379. Round 4: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  11380. Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  11381. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11382. Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  11383. Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  11384. Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  11385. Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  11386. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11387. Round 6: black magic woman takes 55 damage.
  11388. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11389. Round 6: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
  11390. Round 6: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
  11391. Round 6: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  11392. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  11393. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11394. Round 7: black magic woman takes 65 damage.
  11395. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11396. Round 7: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  11397. Round 7: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  11398. Round 7: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  11399. Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
  11400. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11401. Round 8: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
  11402. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11403. Round 8: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
  11404. Round 8: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  11405. Round 8: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  11406. Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
  11407. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11408. Round 9: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
  11409. Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
  11410. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  11411. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  11412. Round 9: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  11413. Round 9: You lose 14 hit points
  11414. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11415. Round 10: black magic woman takes 80 damage.
  11416. Round 10: You gain 5 hit points
  11417. Round 10: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  11418. Round 10: black magic woman drops 12 defense.
  11419. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11420. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11421. After Battle: You find someone's little black book on the ground. It has a lot of names and phone numbers in it, so you decide to leave it there in case the owner comes back.
  11422. After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when Jonas the Miscellaneous taught you to play that really complicated board game.
  11423. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  11424. You gain 199 Meat
  11425. You gain 10 Meat.
  11426. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  11427. You acquire an item: black eye shadow
  11428. After Battle: You gain 57 Muscleboundness
  11429. After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
  11430. After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
  11431.  
  11432. use 1 hair spray
  11433. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  11434.  
  11435. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  11436. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  11437.  
  11438. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11439. You gain 128 hit points
  11440.  
  11441. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  11442. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  11443.  
  11444. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  11445. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  11446.  
  11447. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  11448. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  11449.  
  11450. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  11451. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  11452.  
  11453. cast 1 Blubber Up
  11454. You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
  11455.  
  11456. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11457. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11458. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11459. > Turn(327): Starting with 123 left at Level: 11
  11460. > Encounter: -2.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11461. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 280.5149343014672
  11462. > HP: 624/624, MP: 112/387
  11463. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11464. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11465. > Everything Looks Yellow: 18
  11466. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11467.  
  11468. equip pants pantogram pants
  11469.  
  11470. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11471.  
  11472. autosell: 2 awful poetry journal
  11473. You gain 272 Meat
  11474.  
  11475. autosell: 1 chaos butterfly
  11476. You gain 124 Meat
  11477.  
  11478. autosell: 2 photoprotoneutron torpedo
  11479. You gain 288 Meat
  11480.  
  11481. autosell: 1 plot hole
  11482. You gain 128 Meat
  11483. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  11484.  
  11485. cast 1 Musk of the Moose
  11486. You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
  11487.  
  11488. cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
  11489. You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
  11490. unequip pants
  11491.  
  11492. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11493. unequip container
  11494.  
  11495. equip back Misty Cloak
  11496. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11497.  
  11498. [328] The Black Forest
  11499. Encounter: All Over the Map
  11500. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  11501. choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
  11502. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  11503. Took choice 924/1: fight blackberry bush
  11504. choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=1&pwd
  11505. Encounter: blackberry bush
  11506. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11507. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11508. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11509. Round 2: blackberry bush drops 11 attack power.
  11510. Round 2: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
  11511. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11512. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 27 attack power.
  11513. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 26 defense.
  11514. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 11 attack power.
  11515. Round 3: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
  11516. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11517. Round 4: blackberry bush takes 9 damage.
  11518. Round 4: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  11519. Round 4: blackberry bush drops 12 defense.
  11520. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11521. Round 5: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
  11522. Round 5: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
  11523. Round 5: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  11524. Round 5: blackberry bush drops 12 defense.
  11525. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11526. Round 6: blackberry bush takes 55 damage.
  11527. Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
  11528. Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
  11529. Round 6: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  11530. Round 6: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
  11531. Round 6: blackberry bush takes 4 damage.
  11532. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  11533. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11534. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 58 damage.
  11535. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  11536. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  11537. Round 7: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  11538. Round 7: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
  11539. Round 7: blackberry bush takes 3 damage.
  11540. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  11541. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11542. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 57 damage.
  11543. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11544. Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
  11545. Round 8: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
  11546. Round 8: blackberry bush drops 11 defense.
  11547. Round 8: blackberry bush takes 3 damage.
  11548. Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
  11549. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11550. Round 9: blackberry bush takes 65 damage.
  11551. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  11552. Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
  11553. Round 9: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
  11554. Round 9: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
  11555. Round 9: blackberry bush takes 4 damage.
  11556. Round 9: You lose 11 hit points
  11557. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11558. Round 10: blackberry bush takes 97 damage.
  11559. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
  11560. Round 10: You lose 4 hit points
  11561. Round 10: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
  11562. Round 10: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
  11563. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11564. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled UncannyBarbarian the Great. You lost, but it was a good workout!
  11565. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  11566. You gain 15 Meat.
  11567. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  11568. You acquire an item: blackberry
  11569. You acquire an item: blackberry
  11570. You acquire an item: blackberry
  11571. After Battle: You gain 59 Beefiness
  11572. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  11573. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  11574. You gain a Moxie point!
  11575. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11576. > Turn(328): Starting with 122 left at Level: 11
  11577. > Encounter: 8.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11578. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 280.5149343014672
  11579. > HP: 598/624, MP: 77/387
  11580. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11581. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11582. > Everything Looks Yellow: 17
  11583. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11584.  
  11585. equip pants pantogram pants
  11586.  
  11587. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11588. > Must find the Black Market: 2
  11589. unequip pants
  11590.  
  11591. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11592. unequip container
  11593.  
  11594. equip back Misty Cloak
  11595. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11596.  
  11597. buy 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  11598. You spent 935 Meat
  11599. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (11)
  11600.  
  11601. use 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  11602. You gain 114 Muscularity Points
  11603.  
  11604. [329] The Black Forest
  11605. Encounter: black friar
  11606. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11607. Round 1: black friar takes 2 damage.
  11608. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  11609. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11610. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11611. Round 2: black friar drops 12 attack power.
  11612. Round 2: black friar drops 9 defense.
  11613. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11614. Round 3: black friar drops 27 attack power.
  11615. Round 3: black friar drops 26 defense.
  11616. Round 3: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  11617. Round 3: black friar drops 12 defense.
  11618. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11619. Round 4: black friar takes 9 damage.
  11620. Round 4: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  11621. Round 4: black friar drops 12 defense.
  11622. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11623. Round 5: black friar drops 10 attack power.
  11624. Round 5: black friar drops 10 defense.
  11625. Round 5: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  11626. Round 5: black friar drops 12 defense.
  11627. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11628. Round 6: black friar takes 57 damage.
  11629. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11630. Round 6: black friar drops 11 attack power.
  11631. Round 6: black friar drops 11 defense.
  11632. Round 6: black friar takes 4 damage.
  11633. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  11634. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11635. Round 7: black friar takes 84 damage.
  11636. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  11637. Round 7: black friar drops 9 attack power.
  11638. Round 7: black friar drops 11 defense.
  11639. Round 7: black friar takes 2 damage.
  11640. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  11641. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11642. Round 8: black friar takes 62 damage.
  11643. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  11644. Round 8: black friar drops 11 attack power.
  11645. Round 8: black friar drops 12 defense.
  11646. Round 8: black friar takes 4 damage.
  11647. Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
  11648. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11649. Round 9: black friar takes 70 damage.
  11650. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  11651. Round 9: black friar drops 11 attack power.
  11652. Round 9: black friar drops 9 defense.
  11653. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11654. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11655. After Battle: In a secluded valley surrounded by towering black trees, you spot a mineshaft sunk deep into the black depths of the earth. You mark its location on your black map.
  11656. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  11657. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  11658. Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 4 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
  11659. You gain 10 Meat.
  11660. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  11661. You acquire an item: black label
  11662. You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
  11663. You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
  11664. After Battle: You gain 61 Strongness
  11665. You gain a Muscle point!
  11666. After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
  11667. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11668. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  11669.  
  11670. cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
  11671. You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
  11672.  
  11673. cast 1 Scarysauce
  11674. You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
  11675.  
  11676. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  11677. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  11678.  
  11679. cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
  11680. You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
  11681.  
  11682. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  11683. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  11684.  
  11685. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11686. You gain 49 hit points
  11687. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11688. > Turn(329): Starting with 121 left at Level: 11
  11689. > Encounter: 9.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11690. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
  11691. > HP: 627/627, MP: 95/390
  11692. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11693. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11694. > Everything Looks Yellow: 16
  11695. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11696.  
  11697. equip pants pantogram pants
  11698.  
  11699. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11700. > Must find the Black Market: 3
  11701. unequip pants
  11702.  
  11703. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11704. unequip container
  11705.  
  11706. equip back Misty Cloak
  11707. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11708.  
  11709. [330] The Black Forest
  11710. Encounter: black panther
  11711. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11712. Round 1: black panther takes 4 damage.
  11713. Round 1: black panther takes 5 damage.
  11714. Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
  11715. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11716. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11717. Round 2: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  11718. Round 2: black panther drops 9 defense.
  11719. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11720. Round 3: black panther drops 28 attack power.
  11721. Round 3: black panther drops 26 defense.
  11722. Round 3: black panther drops 12 attack power.
  11723. Round 3: black panther drops 10 defense.
  11724. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11725. Round 4: black panther takes 9 damage.
  11726. Round 4: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11727. Round 4: black panther drops 9 defense.
  11728. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11729. Round 5: black panther drops 11 attack power.
  11730. Round 5: black panther drops 10 defense.
  11731. Round 5: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  11732. Round 5: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11733. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11734. Round 6: black panther takes 54 damage.
  11735. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  11736. Round 6: black panther drops 11 attack power.
  11737. Round 6: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11738. Round 6: black panther takes 2 damage.
  11739. Round 6: black panther takes 3 damage.
  11740. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  11741. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11742. Round 7: black panther takes 65 damage.
  11743. Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
  11744. Round 7: black panther drops 9 attack power.
  11745. Round 7: black panther drops 9 defense.
  11746. Round 7: black panther takes 4 damage.
  11747. Round 7: black panther takes 1 damage.
  11748. Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
  11749. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11750. Round 8: black panther takes 57 damage.
  11751. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11752. Round 8: black panther drops 12 attack power.
  11753. Round 8: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11754. Round 8: black panther takes 3 damage.
  11755. Round 8: black panther takes 5 damage.
  11756. Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
  11757. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11758. Round 9: black panther takes 75 damage.
  11759. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  11760. Round 9: black panther drops 10 attack power.
  11761. Round 9: black panther drops 11 defense.
  11762. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  11763. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11764. After Battle: You see a pair of black straps hanging off a tree ahead of you. They look like they'd make good suspenders, but when you touch one, it's all sticky! They're made of molasses! Gross.
  11765. After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and Pete the Inebriated and MajesticDancer won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
  11766. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  11767. You gain 286 Meat
  11768. You gain 14 Meat.
  11769. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  11770. You acquire an item: Black No. 2
  11771. After Battle: You gain 68 Strongness
  11772. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  11773. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  11774.  
  11775. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  11776. You spent 22 Meat
  11777. You acquire an item: hair spray
  11778.  
  11779. use 1 hair spray
  11780. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  11781.  
  11782. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  11783. You spent 22 Meat
  11784. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  11785.  
  11786. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  11787. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  11788. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11789. > Turn(330): Starting with 120 left at Level: 11
  11790. > Encounter: 9.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11791. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
  11792. > HP: 574/627, MP: 91/390
  11793. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11794. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11795. > Everything Looks Yellow: 15
  11796. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11797.  
  11798. equip pants pantogram pants
  11799.  
  11800. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11801. > Must find the Black Market: 3
  11802. unequip pants
  11803.  
  11804. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11805. unequip container
  11806.  
  11807. equip back Misty Cloak
  11808. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11809.  
  11810. [331] The Black Forest
  11811. Encounter: black adder
  11812. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11813. Round 1: black adder takes 2 damage.
  11814. Round 1: black adder takes 5 damage.
  11815. Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
  11816. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (5)
  11817. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11818. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11819. Round 2: black adder drops 11 attack power.
  11820. Round 2: black adder drops 11 defense.
  11821. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11822. Round 3: black adder drops 27 attack power.
  11823. Round 3: black adder drops 26 defense.
  11824. Round 3: black adder drops 11 attack power.
  11825. Round 3: black adder drops 9 defense.
  11826. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11827. Round 4: black adder takes 4 damage.
  11828. Round 4: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  11829. Round 4: black adder drops 11 defense.
  11830. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11831. Round 5: black adder drops 10 attack power.
  11832. Round 5: black adder drops 10 defense.
  11833. Round 5: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  11834. Round 5: black adder drops 11 defense.
  11835. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11836. Round 6: black adder takes 54 damage.
  11837. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  11838. Round 6: black adder drops 11 attack power.
  11839. Round 6: black adder drops 10 defense.
  11840. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11841. Round 7: black adder takes 56 damage.
  11842. Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
  11843. Round 7: black adder drops 12 attack power.
  11844. Round 7: black adder drops 11 defense.
  11845. Round 7: black adder takes 1 damage.
  11846. Round 7: black adder takes 5 damage.
  11847. Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
  11848. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11849. Round 8: black adder takes 70 damage.
  11850. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  11851. Round 8: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  11852. Round 8: black adder drops 9 defense.
  11853. Round 8: black adder takes 2 damage.
  11854. Round 8: black adder takes 5 damage.
  11855. Round 8: You lose 22 hit points
  11856. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11857. Round 9: black adder takes 54 damage.
  11858. Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
  11859. Round 9: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  11860. Round 9: black adder drops 10 defense.
  11861. Round 9: black adder takes 2 damage.
  11862. Round 9: black adder takes 3 damage.
  11863. Round 9: You lose 22 hit points
  11864. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11865. Round 10: black adder takes 65 damage.
  11866. Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
  11867. Round 10: black adder drops 9 attack power.
  11868. Round 10: black adder drops 9 defense.
  11869. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11870. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11871. After Battle: In a copse that would be idyllic if it weren't so dark, you find a church that would be picturesque if it wasn't so sinister. You mark its location on your black map, in case you ever want to go to a scary church for some reason. Like if Halloween falls on a Sunday, maybe.
  11872. After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and Mad Riley totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  11873. After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
  11874. You gain 176 Meat
  11875. You gain 13 Meat.
  11876. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  11877. You acquire an item: adder bladder
  11878. You acquire an item: black snake skin
  11879. After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
  11880. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  11881. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  11882.  
  11883. cast 1 Disco Nap
  11884. You gain 40 hit points
  11885. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  11886.  
  11887. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  11888. You gain 254 hit points
  11889.  
  11890. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  11891. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  11892.  
  11893. cast 1 Leash of Linguini
  11894. You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
  11895. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  11896. > Turn(331): Starting with 119 left at Level: 11
  11897. > Encounter: 9.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  11898. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
  11899. > HP: 627/627, MP: 29/390
  11900. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  11901. > ML: 147 control: 10
  11902. > Everything Looks Yellow: 14
  11903. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  11904.  
  11905. equip pants pantogram pants
  11906.  
  11907. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  11908. > Must find the Black Market: 4
  11909. unequip pants
  11910.  
  11911. equip pants distressed denim pants
  11912. unequip container
  11913.  
  11914. equip back Misty Cloak
  11915. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  11916.  
  11917. buy 16 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  11918. You spent 1,360 Meat
  11919. You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (16)
  11920.  
  11921. use 16 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
  11922. You gain 164 Muscularity Points
  11923.  
  11924. [332] The Black Forest
  11925. Encounter: black widow
  11926. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  11927. Round 1: black widow takes 2 damage.
  11928. Round 1: black widow takes 1 damage.
  11929. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  11930. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  11931. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  11932. Round 2: black widow drops 11 attack power.
  11933. Round 2: black widow drops 11 defense.
  11934. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  11935. Round 3: black widow drops 27 attack power.
  11936. Round 3: black widow drops 25 defense.
  11937. Round 3: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  11938. Round 3: black widow drops 11 defense.
  11939. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  11940. Round 4: black widow takes 9 damage.
  11941. Round 4: black widow drops 11 attack power.
  11942. Round 4: black widow drops 9 defense.
  11943. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  11944. Round 5: black widow drops 11 attack power.
  11945. Round 5: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11946. Round 5: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  11947. Round 5: black widow drops 11 defense.
  11948. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11949. Round 6: black widow takes 58 damage.
  11950. Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
  11951. Round 6: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11952. Round 6: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11953. Round 6: black widow takes 4 damage.
  11954. Round 6: black widow takes 5 damage.
  11955. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  11956. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11957. Round 7: black widow takes 57 damage.
  11958. Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
  11959. Round 7: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11960. Round 7: black widow drops 9 defense.
  11961. Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
  11962. Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
  11963. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  11964. You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (10)
  11965. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11966. Round 8: black widow takes 57 damage.
  11967. Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
  11968. Round 8: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11969. Round 8: black widow drops 9 defense.
  11970. Round 8: black widow takes 1 damage.
  11971. Round 8: black widow takes 3 damage.
  11972. Round 8: You lose 24 hit points
  11973. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11974. Round 9: black widow takes 56 damage.
  11975. Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
  11976. Round 9: black widow drops 9 attack power.
  11977. Round 9: black widow drops 9 defense.
  11978. Round 9: black widow takes 1 damage.
  11979. Round 9: black widow takes 3 damage.
  11980. Round 9: You lose 22 hit points
  11981. Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  11982. Round 10: black widow takes 58 damage.
  11983. Round 10: You gain 7 hit points
  11984. Round 10: black widow drops 10 attack power.
  11985. Round 10: black widow drops 10 defense.
  11986. Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
  11987. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  11988. After Battle: You find a black belt hanging on a tree. You put it on and try some karate moves, but it doesn't seem to improve your skills any, so you hang it back up.
  11989. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and TequilaBobcat took turns doing benchpresses with KetchupPokeyPay's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  11990. After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
  11991. You gain 96 Meat
  11992. You gain 10 Meat.
  11993. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  11994. You acquire an item: black pension check
  11995. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  11996. After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness
  11997. You gain a Muscle point!
  11998. After Battle: You gain 28 Enchantedness
  11999. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  12000.  
  12001. cast 1 Disco Nap
  12002. You gain 40 hit points
  12003. You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
  12004.  
  12005. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12006. You gain 241 hit points
  12007.  
  12008. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12009. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12010.  
  12011. cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
  12012. You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
  12013.  
  12014. cast 1 Spiky Shell
  12015. You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
  12016.  
  12017. cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
  12018. You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
  12019.  
  12020. cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
  12021. You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
  12022.  
  12023. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12024. You gain 30 hit points
  12025. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12026. > Turn(332): Starting with 118 left at Level: 11
  12027. > Encounter: 9.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  12028. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
  12029. > HP: 660/660, MP: 91/390
  12030. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12031. > ML: 147 control: 10
  12032. > Everything Looks Yellow: 13
  12033. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12034.  
  12035. equip pants pantogram pants
  12036.  
  12037. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  12038. > We have spent a bit many adventures in The Black Forest... manually checking
  12039. > Must find the Black Market: 4
  12040. unequip pants
  12041.  
  12042. equip pants distressed denim pants
  12043. unequip container
  12044.  
  12045. equip back Misty Cloak
  12046. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  12047.  
  12048. [333] The Black Forest
  12049. Encounter: All Over the Map
  12050. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  12051. choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
  12052. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  12053. Took choice 924/2: visit cobbler
  12054. choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=2&pwd
  12055. Encounter: The Blackberry Cobbler
  12056. Took choice 928/4: get blackberry galoshes
  12057. choice.php?whichchoice=928&option=4&pwd
  12058. You acquire an item: blackberry galoshes
  12059.  
  12060. buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
  12061. You spent 22 Meat
  12062. You acquire an item: hair spray
  12063.  
  12064. use 1 hair spray
  12065. You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
  12066.  
  12067. buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
  12068. You spent 22 Meat
  12069. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  12070.  
  12071. use 1 Ben-Gal&trade; Balm
  12072. You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
  12073.  
  12074. cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
  12075. You gain 53 hit points
  12076. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12077. > Turn(333): Starting with 117 left at Level: 11
  12078. > Encounter: 9.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  12079. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
  12080. > HP: 660/660, MP: 80/390
  12081. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12082. > ML: 147 control: 10
  12083. > Everything Looks Yellow: 12
  12084. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12085.  
  12086. equip pants pantogram pants
  12087.  
  12088. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  12089. > We have spent a bit many adventures in The Black Forest... manually checking
  12090. > Must find the Black Market: 4
  12091. unequip pants
  12092.  
  12093. equip pants distressed denim pants
  12094. unequip container
  12095.  
  12096. equip back Misty Cloak
  12097.  
  12098. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  12099. > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
  12100.  
  12101. [334] The Black Forest
  12102. Encounter: black magic woman
  12103. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12104. Round 1: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  12105. Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
  12106. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  12107. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12108. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12109. Round 2: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
  12110. Round 2: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
  12111. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12112. Round 3: black magic woman drops 27 attack power.
  12113. Round 3: black magic woman drops 26 defense.
  12114. Round 3: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  12115. Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12116. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12117. Round 4: black magic woman takes 9 damage.
  12118. Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  12119. Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12120. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12121. Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  12122. Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
  12123. Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  12124. Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12125. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12126. Round 6: black magic woman takes 55 damage.
  12127. Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
  12128. Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
  12129. Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12130. Round 6: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  12131. Round 6: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
  12132. Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
  12133. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12134. Round 7: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
  12135. Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
  12136. Round 7: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  12137. Round 7: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12138. Round 7: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  12139. Round 7: black magic woman takes 5 damage.
  12140. Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
  12141. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12142. Round 8: black magic woman takes 60 damage.
  12143. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  12144. Round 8: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
  12145. Round 8: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12146. Round 8: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  12147. Round 8: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
  12148. Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
  12149. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12150. Round 9: black magic woman takes 69 damage.
  12151. Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
  12152. Round 9: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
  12153. Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
  12154. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  12155. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  12156. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  12157. After Battle: At long last, you discover the trail leading to the Black Market. Frustrated that it took so long, you wonder why they didn't just put up a sign. But then you remember what a black market is, and realize why that would have been a bad idea.
  12158. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and Captain Changing took turns doing benchpresses with SpaghettiHome's car. Wait, did that really happen?
  12159. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  12160. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  12161. You gain 163 Meat
  12162. You gain 15 Meat.
  12163. After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
  12164. After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
  12165. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  12166. After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
  12167. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12168. > Turn(334): Starting with 116 left at Level: 11
  12169. > Encounter: 9.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  12170. > Meat Drop: 60.0   Item Drop: 262.6201920231798
  12171. > HP: 616/640, MP: 79/373
  12172. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12173. > ML: 147 control: 10
  12174. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  12175. > Found an unexpected Black Market (11 - via questL11Black)
  12176. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12177.  
  12178. equip pants pantogram pants
  12179.  
  12180. equip back protonic accelerator pack
  12181.  
  12182. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  12183. > Getting the McMuffin Book
  12184.  
  12185. buy 1 forged identification documents for 4750 each from The Black Market
  12186. You spent 4,750 Meat
  12187. You acquire an item: forged identification documents
  12188. > Turn(334): Starting with 116 left at Level: 11
  12189. > Encounter: -1.0   Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
  12190. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 297.6201920231798
  12191. > HP: 616/744, MP: 79/422
  12192. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12193. > ML: 147 control: 10
  12194. > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
  12195. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12196. > Getting the McMuffin Diary
  12197.  
  12198. [335] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  12199. Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
  12200. choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
  12201. You lose 3 Adventures
  12202. You spent 500 Meat
  12203. You acquire an item: your father's MacGuffin diary
  12204.  
  12205. diary.php?textversion=1
  12206.  
  12207. cast 1 Patient Smile
  12208. You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
  12209.  
  12210. cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
  12211. You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
  12212.  
  12213. cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
  12214. You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
  12215. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12216.  
  12217. diary.php?textversion=1
  12218. > Turn(337): Starting with 113 left at Level: 11
  12219. > Encounter: -11.0   Exp Bonus: 27.00625
  12220. > Meat Drop: 90.0   Item Drop: 247.6201920231798
  12221. > HP: 489/489, MP: 70/274
  12222. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12223. > ML: 137 control: 10
  12224. > Everything Looks Yellow: 8
  12225. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12226.  
  12227. equip acc3 pirate fledges
  12228. > It always be swordfish.
  12229.  
  12230. familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
  12231.  
  12232. cast 1 Smooth Movement
  12233. You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
  12234.  
  12235. cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
  12236. You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
  12237. > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
  12238.  
  12239. buy 3 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
  12240. You spent 228 Meat
  12241. You acquire black cherry soda (3)
  12242.  
  12243. use 3 black cherry soda
  12244. You gain 30 Muscularity Points
  12245.  
  12246. [338] The Poop Deck
  12247. Encounter: witty pirate AND TESLA!
  12248. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12249. Round 1: witty pirate takes 3 damage.
  12250. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  12251. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12252. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12253. Round 2: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12254. Round 2: witty pirate drops 11 defense.
  12255. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12256. Round 3: witty pirate drops 25 attack power.
  12257. Round 3: witty pirate drops 24 defense.
  12258. Round 3: witty pirate drops 11 attack power.
  12259. Round 3: witty pirate drops 10 defense.
  12260. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12261. Round 4: witty pirate takes 9 damage.
  12262. Round 4: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12263. Round 4: witty pirate drops 12 defense.
  12264. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12265. Round 5: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12266. Round 5: witty pirate drops 9 defense.
  12267. Round 5: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12268. Round 5: witty pirate drops 12 defense.
  12269. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12270. Round 6: witty pirate takes 61 damage.
  12271. Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
  12272. Round 6: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12273. Round 6: witty pirate drops 9 defense.
  12274. Round 6: witty pirate takes 2 damage.
  12275. Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
  12276. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12277. Round 7: witty pirate takes 69 damage.
  12278. Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
  12279. Round 7: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12280. Round 7: witty pirate drops 10 defense.
  12281. Round 7: witty pirate takes 4 damage.
  12282. Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
  12283. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12284. Round 8: witty pirate takes 75 damage.
  12285. Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
  12286. Round 8: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12287. Round 8: witty pirate drops 10 defense.
  12288. Round 8: witty pirate takes 2 damage.
  12289. Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
  12290. Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12291. Round 9: witty pirate takes 80 damage.
  12292. Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
  12293. Round 9: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12294. Round 9: witty pirate drops 9 defense.
  12295. Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
  12296. After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
  12297. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  12298. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  12299. You gain 150 Meat
  12300. You gain 13 Meat.
  12301. After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
  12302. You acquire an item: silver tongue charrrm
  12303. After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
  12304. After Battle: You gain 74 Muscularity Points
  12305. You acquire an item: BACON
  12306. After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
  12307. After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  12308. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  12309.  
  12310. cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
  12311. You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
  12312.  
  12313. cast 1 Astral Shell
  12314. You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
  12315.  
  12316. cast 1 Ghostly Shell
  12317. You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
  12318.  
  12319. cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
  12320. You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
  12321.  
  12322. cast 1 Springy Fusilli
  12323. You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
  12324. > Post Adventure done, beep.
  12325. > Turn(338): Starting with 112 left at Level: 11
  12326. > Encounter: -25.0   Exp Bonus: 39.8875
  12327. > Meat Drop: 60.0   Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
  12328. > HP: 443/463, MP: 95/247
  12329. > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
  12330. > ML: 147 control: 10
  12331. > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
  12332. > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
  12333.  
  12334. equip acc3 gold detective badge
  12335.  
  12336. equip acc3 pirate fledges
  12337. > It always be swordfish.
  12338. > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
  12339.  
  12340. [339] The Poop Deck
  12341. Encounter: wealthy pirate NAMED NEIL
  12342. Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
  12343. Round 1: wealthy pirate takes 4 damage.
  12344. Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
  12345. > cc_combatHandler: 0
  12346. Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
  12347. Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 17 damage.
  12348. Round 2: wealthy pirate takes 17 damage.
  12349. Round 2: wealthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  12350. Round 2: wealthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  12351. Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
  12352. Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
  12353. Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 25 defense.
  12354. Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 14 damage.
  12355. Round 3: wealthy pirate takes 14 damage.
  12356. Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
  12357. Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 12 defense.
  12358. Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
  12359. Round 4: wealthy pirate takes 9 damage.
  12360. Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
  12361. Round 4: wealthy pirate takes 16 damage.
  12362. Round 4: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12363. Round 4: wealthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  12364. Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
  12365. Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12366. Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12367. Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 17 damage.
  12368. Round 5: wealthy pirate takes 17 damage.
  12369. Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12370. Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12371. Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12372. Round 6: wealthy pirate takes 55 damage.
  12373. Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
  12374. Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 9 damage.
  12375. Round 6: wealthy pirate takes 9 damage.
  12376. Round 6: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12377. Round 6: wealthy pirate drops 9 defense.
  12378. Round 6: wealthy pirate takes 4 damage.
  12379. Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
  12380. Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12381. Round 7: wealthy pirate takes 69 damage.
  12382. Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
  12383. Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 10 damage.
  12384. Round 7: wealthy pirate takes 10 damage.
  12385. Round 7: wealthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
  12386. Round 7: wealthy pirate drops 10 defense.
  12387. Round 7: wealthy pirate takes 4 damage.
  12388. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  12389. Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
  12390. Round 8: wealthy pirate takes 68 damage.
  12391. Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
  12392. Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 10 damage.
  12393. Round 8: wealthy pirate takes 10 damage.
  12394. Round 8: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
  12395. Round 8: wealthy pirate drops 11 defense.
  12396. Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
  12397. After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Professor Uncanny totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
  12398. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  12399. You gain 296 Meat
  12400. You gain 12 Meat.
  12401. <