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- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
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- Player Snapshot
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- > moon
- January 12, 2018 - Boozember 4
- Ronald: waxing gibbous
- Grimace: waxing crescent
- Mini-moon: in front of Grimace, R side
- Feast of Boris: 3 days
- Yuletide: 8 days
- Festival of Jarlsberg: 13 days
- Valentine's Day: 24 days
- St. Sneaky Pete's Day: 31 days
- Oyster Egg Day: 38 days
- El Dia De Los Muertos Borrachos: 46 days
- Generic Summer Holiday: 55 days
- Dependence Day: 64 days
- Arrrbor Day: 72 days
- Labór Day: 82 days
- Halloween: 92 days
- Mysticism bonus tomorrow (not today).
- > status
- Name: Arbos
- Class: Seal Clubber
- Lv: 10
- HP: 495 / 495
- MP: 99 / 224
- Mus: 226 (87), tnp = 69
- Mys: 108 (56), tnp = 26
- Mox: 105 (54), tnp = 53
- Advs: 78
- Meat: 2,708
- Full: 0 / 15
- Drunk: 0 / 14
- Spleen: 0 / 15
- > equipment
- Hat: Crown of the Goblin King
- Weapon: spiked femur
- Off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- Shirt: (none)
- Pants: (none)
- Back: protonic accelerator pack
- Acc. 1: Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- Acc. 2: tiny plastic golden gundam
- Acc. 3: dead guy's watch
- Pet: Trick-or-Treating Tot (41 lbs)
- Item: li'l unicorn costume
- > skills
- Uncategorized
- - 20/20 Vision
- - 5-D Earning Potential
- - Abs of Tin
- - Alien Source Code
- - Astute Angler
- - Awesome Balls of Fire
- - Bend Hell
- - Bow-Legged Swagger
- - CLEESH
- - Calculate the Universe
- - Ceci N'Est Pas Un Chapeau
- - Chronic Indigestion
- - Communism!
- - Conjure Relaxing Campfire
- - Creepy Lullaby
- - Deep Dark Visions
- - Disintegrate
- - Drescher's Annoying Noise
- - Eggsplosion
- - Eldritch Intellect
- - Eternal Flame
- - Evoke Eldritch Horror
- - Fifteen Minutes of Flame
- - Gingerbread Mob Hit
- - Grease Lightning
- - Inappropriate Backrub
- - Incredible Self-Esteem
- - Licorice Rope
- - Marginally Insane
- - Master of the Surprising Fist
- - Maximum Chill
- - Meteor Lore
- - Mudbath
- - Natural Born Scrabbler
- - Object Quasi-Permanence
- - Psychokinetic Hug
- - Quantum Movement
- - Raise Backup Dancer
- - Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
- - Request Sandwich
- - Shattering Punch
- - Shivering Monkey Technique
- - Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- - Slimy Shoulders
- - Slimy Sinews
- - Slimy Synapses
- - Snokebomb
- - Snowclone
- - Speluck
- - Stack Lumps
- - Steely-Eyed Squint
- - Sweet Synthesis
- - Thrift and Grift
- - Transcendent Olfaction
- - Walberg's Dim Bulb
- Seal Clubber
- - Audacity of the Otter
- - Batter Up!
- - Blubber Up
- - Buoyancy of the Beluga
- - Cavalcade of Fury
- - Claws of the Walrus
- - Clobber
- - Club Foot
- - Cold Shoulder
- - Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
- - Fortitude of the Muskox
- - Furious Wallop
- - Harpoon!
- - Hibernate
- - Hide of the Walrus
- - Ire of the Orca
- - Lunge Smack
- - Lunging Thrust-Smack
- - Musk of the Moose
- - Northern Explosion
- - Northern Exposure
- - Precision of the Penguin
- - Pride of the Puffin
- - Pulverize
- - Rage of the Reindeer
- - Scowl of the Auk
- - Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- - Seething of the Snow Leopard
- - Silent Hunter
- - Snarl of the Timberwolf
- - Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
- - Thirst of the Weasel
- - Thrust-Smack
- - Tongue of the Walrus
- - Wrath of the Wolverine
- Turtle Tamer
- - Amphibian Sympathy
- - Armorcraftiness
- - Astral Shell
- - Blessing of She-Who-Was
- - Blessing of the Storm Tortoise
- - Blessing of the War Snapper
- - Butts of Steel
- - Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
- - Empathy of the Newt
- - Ghostly Shell
- - Headbutt
- - Hero of the Half-Shell
- - Kneebutt
- - Patience of the Tortoise
- - Patient Smile
- - Pizza Lover
- - Quiet Determination
- - Reptilian Fortitude
- - Shell Up
- - Shieldbutt
- - Skin of the Leatherback
- - Spectral Snapper
- - Spiky Shell
- - Spirit Boon
- - Spirit Snap
- - Spirit Vacation
- - Stiff Upper Lip
- - Summon Leviatuga
- - Tao of the Terrapin
- - Tenacity of the Snapper
- - Testudinal Teachings
- - The Long View
- - Toss
- - Turtle Power
- - Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
- Pastamancer
- - Arched Eyebrow of the Archmage
- - Bind Angel Hair Wisp
- - Bind Lasagmbie
- - Bind Penne Dreadful
- - Bind Spaghetti Elemental
- - Bind Spice Ghost
- - Bind Undead Elbow Macaroni
- - Bind Vampieroghi
- - Bind Vermincelli
- - Bringing Up the Rear
- - Cannelloni Cannon
- - Cannelloni Cocoon
- - Entangling Noodles
- - Fearful Fettucini
- - Flavour of Magic
- - Lasagna Bandages
- - Leash of Linguini
- - Manicotti Meditation
- - Pastamastery
- - Quiet Judgement
- - Ravioli Shurikens
- - Shield of the Pastalord
- - Spaghetti Spear
- - Spirit of Ravioli
- - Spirit of Rigatoni
- - Springy Fusilli
- - Stuffed Mortar Shell
- - Subtle and Quick to Anger
- - Tempuramancy
- - Thrall Unit Tactics
- - Tolerance of the Kitchen
- - Transcendent Al Dente
- - Transcendental Noodlecraft
- - Utensil Twist
- - Weapon of the Pastalord
- - Wizard Squint
- Sauceror
- - Advanced Saucecrafting
- - Antibiotic Saucesphere
- - Blood Sugar Sauce Magic
- - Curse of Marinara
- - Curse of Vichyssoise
- - Curse of Weaksauce
- - Curse of the Thousand Islands
- - Deep Saucery
- - Diminished Gag Reflex
- - Elemental Saucesphere
- - Expert Panhandling
- - Icy Glare
- - Impetuous Sauciness
- - Inner Sauce
- - Intrinsic Spiciness
- - Irrepressible Spunk
- - Itchy Curse Finger
- - Jalapeño Saucesphere
- - Master Saucier
- - Salsaball
- - Sauce Contemplation
- - Sauce Monocle
- - Saucecicle
- - Saucegeyser
- - Saucemaven
- - Saucestorm
- - Saucy Salve
- - Scarysauce
- - Silent Treatment
- - Simmer
- - Soul Saucery
- - Stream of Sauce
- - The Way of Sauce
- - Wave of Sauce
- - Wry Smile
- Disco Bandit
- - Advanced Cocktailcrafting
- - Adventurer of Leisure
- - Ambidextrous Funkslinging
- - Deft Hands
- - Disco Aerobics
- - Disco Bravado
- - Disco Dance 3: Back in the Habit
- - Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
- - Disco Dance of Doom
- - Disco Eye-Poke
- - Disco Face Stab
- - Disco Fever
- - Disco Greed
- - Disco Inferno
- - Disco Leer
- - Disco Nap
- - Disco Shank
- - Disco Smirk
- - Disco State of Mind
- - Flashy Dancer
- - Frantic Gyrations
- - Heart of Polyester
- - Knife in the Dark
- - Mad Looting Skillz
- - Nimble Fingers
- - Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
- - Salacious Cocktailcrafting
- - Sensitive Fingers
- - Silent Knife
- - Smooth Movement
- - Suckerpunch
- - Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
- - Tango of Terror
- - That's Not a Knife
- - Tricky Knifework
- Accordion Thief
- - Accordion Appreciation
- - Accordion Bash
- - Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- - Bawdy Refrain
- - Benetton's Medley of Diversity
- - Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
- - Cadenza
- - Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- - Chorale of Companionship
- - Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
- - Concerto de los Muertos
- - Cone of Zydeco
- - Crab Claw Technique
- - Dirge of Dreadfulness
- - Dissonant Riff
- - Donho's Bubbly Ballad
- - Elron's Explosive Etude
- - Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- - Five Finger Discount
- - Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
- - Knowing Smile
- - Mariachi Memory
- - Master Accordion Master Thief
- - Moxie of the Mariachi
- - Prelude of Precision
- - Quiet Desperation
- - Sing
- - Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
- - Sticky Fingers
- - Suspicious Gaze
- - The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder
- - The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
- - The Moxious Madrigal
- - The Ode to Booze
- - The Polka of Plenty
- - The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
- - The Psalm of Pointiness
- - The Sonata of Sneakiness
- - Thief Among the Honorable
- - Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- Conditional
- - KGB tranquilizer dart
- - Shoot Ghost
- - Spirit of Bacon Grease
- - Spirit of Cayenne
- - Spirit of Garlic
- - Spirit of Nothing
- - Spirit of Peppermint
- - Spirit of Wormwood
- - Trap Ghost
- Ed
- - Mild Curse
- Gnome Trainer
- - Cosmic Ugnderstanding
- - Gnefarious Pickpocketing
- - Gnomish Hardigness
- - Powers of Observatiogn
- - Torso Awaregness
- > effects
- 3 of 4 AT buffs active.
- ? Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- ? Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- Temporary Lycanthropy
- Elemental Saucesphere (3)
- Spiky Shell (3)
- Musk of the Moose (6)
- Patience of the Tortoise (8)
- Seal Clubbing Frenzy (8)
- Starry-Eyed (10)
- Total Protonic Reversal (10)
- Singer's Faithful Ocelot (11)
- Ghostly Shell (12)
- Pride of the Puffin (12)
- Astral Shell (13)
- Empathy (13)
- init.enh (13)
- ? Patient Smile (13)
- ? Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (13)
- On the Trail [dairy goat] (15)
- Rage of the Reindeer (16)
- Springy Fusilli (16)
- Walberg's Dim Bulb (16)
- Drescher's Annoying Noise (18)
- Leash of Linguini (18)
- Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
- Puzzle Champ (25)
- Driving Obnoxiously (26)
- Rational Thought (81)
- items.enh (100)
- meat.enh (100)
- familiar.enq (200)
- Spirit of Peppermint (?)
- > modifiers
- ML: +50
- Enc: +5.00%
- Init: +200.00%
- Exp: +10.57
- Meat: +140.00%
- Item: +135.00%
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- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- You acquire an item: stuffed cocoabo
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- add to closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- take from closet: 1 worthless knick-knack
- You acquire an item: worthless knick-knack
- trading 2 worthless items for 2 ten-leaf clovers
- You acquire ten-leaf clover (2)
- Use 2 ten-leaf clover
- You acquire disassembled clover (2)
- cast 1 Communism!
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: splendid martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: splendid martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
- You acquire an item: splendid martini
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer2
- You acquire exploding cigar (3)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_drawer1
- You acquire exploding cigar (3)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
- You acquire an item: golden gun
- You acquire golden gum (3)
- You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
- > Done.
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
- > FarFuture.ash version 1.0.8
- use 1 Time-Spinner
- [193] Time-Spinner
- Took choice 1195/4: (secret choice)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1195&option=4
- Encounter: The Far Future
- Encounter: The Far Future
- Took choice 1199/1: Vagrant
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=1
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/3: Use the Replicator
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In your Quarters
- Took choice 1199/2: "Gin, Kardashian, Shot"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In your Quarters
- You acquire an item: Shot of Kardashian Gin
- Took choice 1199/5: Go to the Bridge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/2: Take the flute
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/5: Speak with the alien
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/2: "You want to have a party?"
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=2
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/3: Speak to Leftenant Uhura
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=3
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/6: "Please patch me through to the whole ship."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=6
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/4: "There's free ice cream in the Lounge AND we are probably going to survive this encounter."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/7: "That will be all, thank you Leftenant Uhura."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Bridge
- Took choice 1199/7: Enter the Turbolift
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Turbolift
- Took choice 1199/7: Go to the Holofloor
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=7
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/5: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=5
- Encounter: Starship Vagrant :: In the Holofloor
- Took choice 1199/4: "Computer, activate a random recreation program."
- choice.php?whichchoice=1199&option=4
- > Mission successful, earning two medals.
- > You've earned 714 medals so far.
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 192 current adventures: 78
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- teatree cuppa Sobrie tea
- You acquire an item: cuppa Sobrie tea
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (3 more cases today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?visit=3
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
- wham.php?visit=4
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=4
- wham.php?visit=5
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
- wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=5
- wham.php?visit=6
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=6
- wham.php?visit=7
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=7
- wham.php?visit=8
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=8
- wham.php?visit=9
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=9
- wham.php?accuse=5&visit=5
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 75 minutes, earning 2 bonus dollars.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (2 more cases today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?ask=1&visit=2
- wham.php?accuse=4&visit=4
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 21 minutes, earning 9 bonus dollars.
- Visiting the 11th Precinct Headquarters
- Took choice 1193/1: Take a case (1 more case today)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1193&option=1
- wham.php?visit=1
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=1
- wham.php?ask=7&visit=1
- wham.php?visit=2
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=2
- wham.php?visit=3
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=3
- wham.php?visit=4
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=4
- wham.php?visit=5
- wham.php?ask=killer&visit=5
- wham.php?ask=rel&w=1&visit=5
- wham.php?accuse=2&visit=2
- You acquire cop dollar (3)
- > Solved the case in 47 minutes, earning 4 bonus dollars.
- trading 10 cop dollars for 1 shoe gum
- You acquire an item: shoe gum
- equip shirt astral shirt
- equip pants swashbuckling pants
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- use 1 tonic djinn
- [193] tonic djinn
- Encounter: If You Could Only See
- Took choice 778/2: gain 50-60 muscle stats
- choice.php?whichchoice=778&option=2&pwd
- You gain 66 Beefiness
- > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
- buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 47 each from The General Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
- use 1 chewing gum on a string
- You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
- buy 1 antique accordion for 2375 each from Uncle P's Antiques
- You spent 2,375 Meat
- You acquire an item: antique accordion
- > Oven found! We can cook!
- cast 1 That's Not a Knife
- You acquire an item: soap knife
- add to closet: 1 soap knife
- > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 14.658333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 175.0
- > HP: 495/574, MP: 99/298
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 70 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_horsery
- Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1266&option=2
- use 1 portable pantogram
- Took choice 1270/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1270&option=1&m=1&e=2&s1=-1%2C0&s2=-2%2C0&s3=-1%2C0
- use 1 January's Garbage Tote
- Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1275&option=5
- You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
- familiar Intergnat (51 lbs)
- Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
- > Generating Floundry Locations for the session...
- > Pre Adventure at none done, beep.
- [193] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
- [193] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
- Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1223/1: Fight the Enforcer
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Enforcer NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Enforcer NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 8 damage.
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 38 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 8 damage.
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Enforcer drops 3 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 6 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 10 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 7 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer takes 7 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Enforcer drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 58 damage.
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 10 damage.
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Enforcer takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 50 damage.
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 10 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: LOV Enforcer takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 64 damage.
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer takes 13 damage.
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 8: LOV Enforcer drops 4 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Jim the Great. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 47 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 28 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1224/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=1
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
- You acquire an item: LOV Eardigan
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1225/1: Fight the Engineer
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Engineer AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Engineer AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 37 defense.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Engineer takes 17 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 88 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Engineer takes 6 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 45 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: LOV Engineer takes 7 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 50 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 8: LOV Engineer takes 8 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: LOV Engineer takes 48 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 3 attack power.
- Round 9: LOV Engineer drops 4 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you and Melanie the Miraculous and RelatedMelanie won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 112 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1226/3: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=3
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
- You acquire an effect: Wandering Eye Surgery (50)
- > Preadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- Took choice 1227/1: Fight the Equivocator
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
- Encounter: LOV Equivocator NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: LOV Equivocator takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: LOV Equivocator NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator takes 17 damage.
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 35 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator takes 21 damage.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 25 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator takes 25 damage.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
- Round 4: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 54 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 21 damage.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 21 damage.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 3 attack power.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator drops 4 defense.
- Round 6: LOV Equivocator takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 53 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 22 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator takes 22 damage.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 4 attack power.
- Round 7: LOV Equivocator drops 3 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Postadventure skipped by standard adventure handler.
- Took choice 1228/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
- You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
- You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
- You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
- You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
- You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
- You acquire an item: coconut shell
- cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
- You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
- cast 1 Pastamastery
- You acquire dry noodles (5)
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
- cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
- You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 97 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Knight WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Knight WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 42 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 68 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Knight drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Knight takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Knight takes 119 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Knight drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Knight takes 122 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Knight drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you and NoodleDancer totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: jumping horseradish
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 47 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 16.483333333333334
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 330.9622507074614
- > HP: 619/623, MP: 87/301
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 70 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip pants pantogram pants
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 17 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 17 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 44 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 72 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 18 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 32 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 32 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 18 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 82 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 27 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 27 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 7 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 88 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 20 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 12 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 76 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
- > HP: 610/665, MP: 77/291
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 18 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 41 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 68 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 22 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 22 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 27 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 27 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 31 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 31 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 101 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 25 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 25 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 6 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 91 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 18 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 18 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when DankBear bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: desiccated apricot
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 65 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
- > HP: 615/665, MP: 67/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 39 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 65 defense.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 113 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 85 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop takes 96 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 95 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 67 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 52 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
- > HP: 669/669, MP: 90/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/2: Play against the Witchess pieces
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (3) accesses required.
- [193] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/1: Examine the shrink ray
- Encounter: Play against the Witchess Pieces
- Took choice 1182/1: Play against the Witchess pieces
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Witchess Bishop NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 26 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop takes 26 damage.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 37 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 62 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 20 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 22 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop takes 22 damage.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 13 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 23 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop takes 23 damage.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Witchess Bishop drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 88 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 28 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 28 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 7 damage.
- Round 6: Witchess Bishop takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 87 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 30 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop takes 30 damage.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Witchess Bishop drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you and BearAwesomeSeal totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: Sacramento wine
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(192): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 332.47896782848375
- > HP: 665/669, MP: 80/293
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 0/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- trading 20 BACON for 1 viral video
- You acquire an item: viral video
- Visiting a Science Tent
- Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
- Took choice 1201/3: Great!
- choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=3
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
- Visiting a Science Tent
- Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
- Took choice 1201/1: Can I fight that tentacle you saved for science?
- choice.php?whichchoice=1201&pwd&option=1
- [193] Dr. Gordon Stuart's Science Tent
- Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blllrrggghblrghssssbrghbrgh NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [193] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Eldritch Tentacle named Blllrrggghblrghssssbrghbrgh NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 18 damage.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 18 damage.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 36 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 62 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 19 damage.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 74 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 14 damage.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 14 damage.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: Eldritch Tentacle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 73 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 24 damage.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle takes 24 damage.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 3 attack power.
- Round 5: Eldritch Tentacle drops 3 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con X, when you and FantasticInsaneChef took turns doing benchpresses with AmazingSealWizard's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- You acquire an item: eldritch effluvium
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 73 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- uneffect Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
- drink 4 Sacramento wine
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 20 Muscleboundness
- You gain 28 Mysteriousness
- You gain 20 Sarcasm
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 14 Strongness
- You gain 22 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 12 Sarcasm
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 35 Muscleboundness
- You gain 22 Mysteriousness
- You gain 20 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 31 Fortitude
- You gain 25 Mysteriousness
- You gain 20 Sarcasm
- You acquire an effect: Sacré Mental (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [193] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 38 hit points
- You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- [193] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 39 hit points
- You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- [193] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 22 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 200 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: training helmet
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 91 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 9 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(192): Starting with 104 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 23.418750000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 357.47896782848375
- > HP: 673/673, MP: 144/296
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [193] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- cast 1 Request Sandwich
- You acquire an item: P.B.L.T.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(192): Starting with 104 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
- > HP: 613/613, MP: 139/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [193] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(192): Starting with 104 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
- > HP: 613/613, MP: 139/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [193] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
- Encounter: tonic water elemental NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 19 attack power.
- Round 2: tonic water elemental drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 25 damage.
- Round 2: tonic water elemental takes 25 damage.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: tonic water elemental takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 31 damage.
- Round 3: tonic water elemental takes 31 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: tonic water elemental drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 17 damage.
- Round 4: tonic water elemental takes 17 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: tonic water elemental takes 179 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
- Round 5: tonic water elemental takes 17 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- You gain 47 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: tonic djinn
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
- > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
- > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
- Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
- Took choice 690/2: Skip to 8th chamber, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=690&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
- > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
- Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
- Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(193): Starting with 103 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 367.47896782848375
- > HP: 518/518, MP: 115/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [194] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
- Encounter: sabre-toothed lime AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: sabre-toothed lime drops 17 attack power.
- Round 2: sabre-toothed lime drops 17 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: sabre-toothed lime takes 12 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: sabre-toothed lime drops 4 attack power.
- Round 4: sabre-toothed lime drops 4 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: sabre-toothed lime takes 143 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when LankyBaby bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: beefy fish meat
- You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 13 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 35 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: twist of lime
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 106 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Blessing of the War Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Disdain of the War Snapper (10)
- cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
- You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- use 1 metal meteoroid
- Encounter: Meteor Metal Machinations
- Took choice 1264/5: some shoes
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1264&option=5
- You acquire an item: meteorthopedic shoes
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
- Encounter: Second Chest
- Took choice 691/2: Skip to 13th chamber, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=691&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
- Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
- Took choice 692/3: pick lock with lockpicks, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=692&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
- Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
- Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
- choice.php?whichchoice=693&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(194): Starting with 102 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 144/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Phat Loot Token Get!
- equip acc3 ring of Detect Boring Doors
- > Pre Adventure at The Daily Dungeon done, beep.
- [195] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
- Encounter: The Final Reward
- Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
- choice.php?whichchoice=689&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: fat loot token
- unequip acc3
- > Turn(195): Starting with 101 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.177083333333336
- > Meat Drop: 150.0 Item Drop: 368.99073994677235
- > HP: 520/520, MP: 175/256
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Found option for Numberology: 51 (battlefield)
- > Found option for Numberology: 51 (battlefield)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
- cast 1 Calculate the Universe
- numberology 51
- Encounter: War Frat 151st Infantryman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [196] Noob Cave
- Encounter: War Frat 151st Infantryman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the viral video!
- You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (149)
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when both Captain Sleazy and MeatWizard complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: distressed denim pants
- You acquire an item: beer helmet
- You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin
- You acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle
- You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
- You acquire an item: keg shield
- You acquire an item: beer bomb
- You acquire an item: flask flops
- You acquire an item: BACON (2)
- After Battle: You gain 53 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- 1 frat boy defeated; 1 down, 999 left.
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(196): Starting with 100 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.375000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 388.99073994677235
- > HP: 528/560, MP: 95/298
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 149
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 beer bomb
- You gain 150 Meat
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- use 1 blood of the Wereseal
- You acquire an effect: Temporary Lycanthropy (10)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [197] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: Yes, You're a Rock Starrr
- Took choice 185/3: stats
- choice.php?whichchoice=185&option=3&pwd
- You gain 75 Strengthliness
- You gain 56 Enchantedness
- You gain 66 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Have 4 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(197): Starting with 99 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
- > HP: 484/585, MP: 86/263
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 148
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- buy 1 blood of the Wereseal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: blood of the Wereseal
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [198] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR toothy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: toothy pirate takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: toothy pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: toothy pirate takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toothy pirate takes 151 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when both MustardHailey and StinkyFighter the Buffalo complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- You gain 112 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: li'l pirate costume
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your CatFeet are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 93 hit points
- > Have 5 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(198): Starting with 98 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
- > HP: 591/591, MP: 89/263
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 147
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [199] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: toothy pirate NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 20 damage.
- Round 2: toothy pirate takes 20 damage.
- Round 2: toothy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: toothy pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: toothy pirate drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 28 damage.
- Round 3: toothy pirate takes 28 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: toothy pirate takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 22 damage.
- Round 4: toothy pirate takes 22 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: toothy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
- Round 5: toothy pirate takes 19 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: toothy pirate takes 154 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 18 damage.
- Round 6: toothy pirate takes 18 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled SuperWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 103 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
- You acquire an item: gold toothbrush
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Have 5 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(199): Starting with 97 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
- > HP: 564/564, MP: 77/263
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 146
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [200] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: tipsy pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 8 damage.
- Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tipsy pirate takes 173 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and Jocelyn the Drunk took turns doing benchpresses with Professor Admiral Fuzzy's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
- You gain 98 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 83 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 26 hit points
- > Have 6 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(200): Starting with 96 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
- > HP: 591/591, MP: 103/263
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 145
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [201] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: tipsy pirate NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- Round 2: tipsy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: tipsy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 19 damage.
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 19 damage.
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 20 damage.
- Round 3: tipsy pirate takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 31 damage.
- Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 31 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 25 damage.
- Round 5: tipsy pirate takes 25 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tipsy pirate takes 194 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
- Round 6: tipsy pirate takes 19 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when TequilaChipmunk taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- You gain 103 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: bottle of rum
- You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Have 6 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(201): Starting with 95 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
- > HP: 591/591, MP: 65/263
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 144
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [202] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: tetchy pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- Round 2: tetchy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: tetchy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: tetchy pirate takes 7 damage.
- Round 2: tetchy pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tetchy pirate drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: tetchy pirate drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tetchy pirate takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: tetchy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: tetchy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tetchy pirate takes 165 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when both BearMaiden and DankDeer complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- You gain 112 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: cocktail napkin
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 98 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- > Have 6 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(202): Starting with 94 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 338.99073994677235
- > HP: 466/466, MP: 148/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 143
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [203] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: A Test of Testarrrsterone
- Took choice 186/1: stats
- choice.php?whichchoice=186&option=1&pwd
- You gain 117 Beefiness
- You gain 59 Cheek
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 6 hit points
- > Have 6 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(203): Starting with 93 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 493/493, MP: 95/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 142
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Pre Adventure at Barrrney's Barrr done, beep.
- [204] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: tipsy pirate WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: tipsy pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the The Big Book of Pirate Insults!
- You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (1)
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: tipsy pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: tipsy pirate drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tipsy pirate takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you and DankFluffyTurtle took turns doing benchpresses with AssociationTodd's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Miller's Fifteenth Law of Matter says an object at the airport tends to stay at the airport!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 35 hit points
- > Have 7 insults.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(204): Starting with 92 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 493/493, MP: 98/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 141
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Insult gathering party.
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- > Trying to blueprint handle
- > Crossdressing (even if you are female) as a sorority girl!
- buy 1 frilly skirt for 76 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 76 Meat
- You acquire an item: frilly skirt
- equip pants frilly skirt
- > Pre Adventure at none done, beep.
- use 1 Orcish Frat House blueprints
- [205] Orcish Frat House blueprints
- Encounter: The Infiltrationist
- Took choice 188/3: frilly skirt (equipped) + 3 hot wings (3 in inventory)
- choice.php?whichchoice=188&option=3&pwd
- You acquire an item: Cap'm Caronch's dentures
- > Turn(205): Starting with 91 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 19.393750000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 466/466, MP: 108/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 140
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- > About to try this insult beer pong thing!
- [206] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: Step Up to the Table, Put the Ball in Play
- > Turn(206): Starting with 90 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 367/367, MP: 137/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 139
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- > About to try this insult beer pong thing!
- [207] Barrrney's Barrr
- Encounter: Arrr You Man Enough?
- Took choice 187/1: 62.50% chance of winning
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=187&option=1
- Insult: Not a single man has faced me and lived to tell the tale!
- > Found appropriate retort for insult.
- > Insult: Not a single man has faced me and lived to tell the tale!
- > Retort: It only seems that way because you haven't learned to count to one.
- Retort: It only seems that way because you haven't learned to count to one.
- Insult: The streets will run red with yer blood when I'm through with ye!
- > Found appropriate retort for insult.
- > Insult: The streets will run red with yer blood when I'm through with ye!
- > Retort: I'd've thought yellow would be more your color.
- Retort: I'd've thought yellow would be more your color.
- Insult: Arrr, the power of me serve'll flay the skin from yer bones!
- > Found appropriate retort for insult.
- > Insult: Arrr, the power of me serve'll flay the skin from yer bones!
- > Retort: Obviously neither your tongue nor your wit is sharp enough for the job.
- Retort: Obviously neither your tongue nor your wit is sharp enough for the job.
- > You won a thrilling game of Insult Beer Pong!
- > Turn(207): Starting with 89 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 26.962500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 367/367, MP: 166/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 138
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- equip hat training helmet
- unequip container
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (41 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [208] The F'c'le
- Encounter: creamy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: creamy pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: creamy pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: creamy pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: creamy pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: creamy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: creamy pirate takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: creamy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: creamy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: creamy pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: creamy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: creamy pirate takes 76 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: creamy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: creamy pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: creamy pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: creamy pirate takes 74 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: creamy pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: creamy pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: creamy pirate takes 92 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: creamy pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and Stephen the Central and Admiral Mega won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- You gain 139 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: ball polish
- You acquire an item: Oil of Parrrlay
- You acquire an item: cream stout
- After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(208): Starting with 88 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 311.34190145398827
- > HP: 349/349, MP: 61/191
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 137
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- familiar Intergnat (53 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [209] The F'c'le
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR clingy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: clingy pirate (female) takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: clingy pirate (female) takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the cocktail napkin and uses the cocktail napkin!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(208): Starting with 88 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 313/369, MP: 51/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 137
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- equip hat training helmet
- unequip container
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (41 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [209] The F'c'le
- Encounter: creamy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: creamy pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: creamy pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- Adjusted combat item count: cocktail napkin
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: creamy pirate drops 20 attack power.
- Round 2: creamy pirate drops 19 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: creamy pirate takes 8 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: creamy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: creamy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: creamy pirate takes 76 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: creamy pirate takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: creamy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: creamy pirate takes 102 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 2 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
- You gain 136 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: Oil of Parrrlay
- You acquire an item: creamsicle
- You acquire an item: cream stout
- After Battle: You gain 45 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(209): Starting with 87 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 313.2354631505117
- > HP: 279/349, MP: 55/191
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 136
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Intergnat (53 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [210] The F'c'le
- Encounter: crusty pirate WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 1: crusty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: crusty pirate takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Nicholson's Fifth Law of Frequency says the force acting on an object is equal to the melody of the object times its things!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 52 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- Paranormal activity reported at The Smut Orc Logging Camp.
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(210): Starting with 86 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 328.99073994677235
- > HP: 251/369, MP: 71/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 135
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 217 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [211] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 38 hit points
- You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- [211] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: The ghost of Richard Cockingham NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 1: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 55 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 54 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 54 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
- Round 5: The ghost of Richard Cockingham takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 14 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
- You acquire an item: standards and practices guide
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 64 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(210): Starting with 86 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 26.765625000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 282/468, MP: 65/243
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 135
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- equip hat training helmet
- unequip container
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (42 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [211] The F'c'le
- Encounter: cleanly pirate
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: cleanly pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: cleanly pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: cleanly pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: cleanly pirate takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: cleanly pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: cleanly pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: cleanly pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: cleanly pirate takes 92 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 6: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: cleanly pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: cleanly pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: cleanly pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: cleanly pirate takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: cleanly pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: cleanly pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: cleanly pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: cleanly pirate takes 79 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: cleanly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: cleanly pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when you and GreatBeast and MeatBoy the Cantankerous won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 3 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
- You gain 151 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: rigging shampoo
- You acquire an item: Swabbie™ swab
- After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(211): Starting with 85 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 15.0 Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 345.12140792732885
- > HP: 273/351, MP: 35/191
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 134
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Intergnat (54 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 45 Muscularity Points
- [212] The F'c'le
- Encounter: chatty pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: chatty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: chatty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
- Round 1: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(211): Starting with 85 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 27.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 360.49770637375485
- > HP: 257/371, MP: 70/208
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 134
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Fcle time!
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- equip hat training helmet
- unequip container
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (43 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [212] The F'c'le
- Encounter: curmudgeonly pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: curmudgeonly pirate takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: curmudgeonly pirate drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: curmudgeonly pirate takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: curmudgeonly pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: curmudgeonly pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate takes 69 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: curmudgeonly pirate takes 6 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate takes 73 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: curmudgeonly pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: curmudgeonly pirate takes 79 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: curmudgeonly pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: curmudgeonly pirate drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when PastaKid taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 175 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: mizzenmast mop
- You acquire an item: grumpy old man charrrm
- You acquire an item: all-purpose cleaner
- You acquire an item: handful of sawdust
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(212): Starting with 84 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 15.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 345.12140792732885
- > HP: 204/341, MP: 69/193
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 133
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- Use 1 Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet
- You acquire an item: charrrm bracelet
- You acquire an item: Jolly Roger charrrm
- Use 1 grumpy old man charrrm + 1 charrrm bracelet
- You acquire an item: grumpy old man charrrm bracelet
- use 1 rigging shampoo
- use 1 ball polish
- use 1 mizzenmast mop
- outfit Swashbuckling Getup
- familiar Intergnat (54 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The F'c'le done, beep.
- [213] The F'c'le
- Encounter: A Fledgling Pirate Is You!
- You gain 3,000 Meat
- You acquire an item: pirate fledges
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 140.0 Item Drop: 360.49770637375485
- > HP: 221/361, MP: 77/210
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
- > Found Pirate Fledges and incomplete F'C'le, fixing...
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Planting me magic bean!
- use 1 enchanted bean
- > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 221/460, MP: 77/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 221/460, MP: 77/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- uneffect Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You lose an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (0)
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- You lose an effect: Musk of the Moose (0)
- use 1 shoe gum
- You acquire an effect: Gummed Shoes (50)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- [214] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: The Beginning of the End of the Penultimate Fantasy
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(213): Starting with 83 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 221/460, MP: 69/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 132
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [214] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
- Took choice 182/4: model airship
- choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=4&pwd
- You acquire an item: model airship
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(214): Starting with 82 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 248/460, MP: 70/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 131
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [215] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Irritating Series of Random Encounters
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 69 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 111 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 7 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when both RottenVodkaWarrior and Alan the Drunk complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- You acquire an item: metal meteoroid
- You gain 378 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- You acquire an item: tiny house
- You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
- After Battle: Isabella drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(215): Starting with 81 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 215/460, MP: 60/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 130
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [216] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Hammering the Armory
- Took choice 178/2: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=178&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(215): Starting with 81 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 215/460, MP: 60/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 130
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [216] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
- Took choice 182/1: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR MagiMechTech MechaMech
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 66 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 76 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 77 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when DeftDancer taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'choxdaa!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(216): Starting with 80 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 405.49770637375485
- > HP: 191/460, MP: 35/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 129
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You gain 144 Meat
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- familiar XO Skeleton (44 lbs)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- use 1 tiny house
- You gain 21 hit points
- You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- [217] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
- Took choice 182/1: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 7 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 22 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 93 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 84 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 7 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Lord Deft and DaftLionBlaster won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: glowing red eye
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(217): Starting with 79 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 357.3318042491699
- > HP: 179/432, MP: 78/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 128
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You gain 144 Meat
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [218] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
- Took choice 182/1: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 69 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 66 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 110 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled LiverChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: glowing red eye
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
- You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 45 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 272 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(218): Starting with 78 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 432/432, MP: 77/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 127
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You gain 144 Meat
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [219] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 15 damage.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 15 damage.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 16 damage.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 16 damage.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 12 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 22 damage.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 22 damage.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 62 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 19 damage.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 21 damage.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both SealMariah and FoodSeal complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: glowing red eye
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
- You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 49 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(219): Starting with 77 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.750000000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 424/432, MP: 79/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 126
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You gain 144 Meat
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [220] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Quiet Healer WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Nelson's Sixth Law of Harmonic radiation says what goes back must come up!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(220): Starting with 76 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 401/432, MP: 53/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 125
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [221] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Gesundheitgeist!
- You acquire an item: Tissue Paper Immateria
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(221): Starting with 75 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 425/432, MP: 53/245
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 124
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- buy 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 765 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (9)
- use 9 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 90 Muscularity Points
- [222] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Quiet Healer NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 15 damage.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 15 damage.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 19 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 20 damage.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer takes 20 damage.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 96 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 17 damage.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 17 damage.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XII, when you and Ravioli Madison took turns doing benchpresses with MythicSloth's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
- You gain 305 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
- You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(222): Starting with 74 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 431/432, MP: 69/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 123
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [223] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Spunky Princess NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 14 damage.
- Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 14 damage.
- Round 2: Spunky Princess drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Spunky Princess drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 22 damage.
- Round 3: Spunky Princess takes 22 damage.
- Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Spunky Princess drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Spunky Princess takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 18 damage.
- Round 4: Spunky Princess takes 18 damage.
- Round 4: Spunky Princess drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Spunky Princess drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 16 damage.
- Round 5: Spunky Princess takes 16 damage.
- Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Spunky Princess drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Spunky Princess takes 80 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 11 damage.
- Round 6: Spunky Princess takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: Spunky Princess drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Spunky Princess drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Spunky Princess takes 106 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
- Round 7: Spunky Princess takes 15 damage.
- Round 7: Spunky Princess drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Spunky Princess drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled CoolNoodleLord. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 272 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: titanium assault umbrella
- You acquire an item: tiny house
- You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(223): Starting with 73 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 70/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 122
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [224] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 62 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 102 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 80 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled MegaKing. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: glowing red eye
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 61 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 22 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(224): Starting with 72 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 77/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 121
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You gain 144 Meat
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [225] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Quiet Healer AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 98 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 79 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 340 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 55 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 2 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(225): Starting with 71 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 95/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 120
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [226] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Burly Sidekick WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: Burly Sidekick drops 7 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Burly Sidekick takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Burly Sidekick drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Burly Sidekick drops 8 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Burly Sidekick takes 79 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Burly Sidekick drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Burly Sidekick takes 80 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Burly Sidekick drops 9 defense.
- > Wanted a yellow ray but we can not find one.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Burly Sidekick takes 90 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Burly Sidekick drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Burly Sidekick drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con II, when both Majestic Audrey and BistreWizard complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 348 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: Mohawk wig
- You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
- You acquire an item: tiny house
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(226): Starting with 70 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 434/434, MP: 78/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 119
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [227] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 19 damage.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 20 damage.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 20 damage.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 17 damage.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 17 damage.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 74 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 20 damage.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 20 damage.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 113 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 15 damage.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 15 damage.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Eustace the Tipsy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 410 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- You acquire an item: tiny house
- You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(227): Starting with 69 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 428/436, MP: 53/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 118
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [228] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Don't Chew on That Spirit!
- You acquire an item: Tin Foil Immateria
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(228): Starting with 68 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 436/436, MP: 68/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 117
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [229] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Quiet Healer WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when Lucy the Amazing taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: McMahon's Twenty-seventh Law of Gravity says what goes down must come back!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(229): Starting with 67 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 426/436, MP: 75/247
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 116
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [230] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Quiet Healer WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 76 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You gain 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 82 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Quiet Healer takes 117 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Dennis's blessing of Minerva
- You gain 278 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
- You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- You acquire an item: Tears of the Quiet Healer
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(230): Starting with 66 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 436/436, MP: 77/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 115
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [231] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
- Took choice 182/1: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 12 damage.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 20 damage.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 20 damage.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 21 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 21 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 12 damage.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 15 damage.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 15 damage.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 66 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 22 damage.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: glowing red eye
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(231): Starting with 65 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 419/436, MP: 63/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 114
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [232] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Protagonist
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when SealKid bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: gingerbread horror
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella pops up unexpectedly, interrupting what you're doing, and shoves an advertisement in your face.
- You acquire an item: scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(232): Starting with 64 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.699519230769234
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 408/436, MP: 75/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 113
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [233] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Quiet Healer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 70 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 96 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Quiet Healer takes 98 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled King Captain Spaghetti. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
- You gain 318 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a Neil but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(233): Starting with 63 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 384/438, MP: 70/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 112
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [234] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Quiet Healer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You gain 20 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Quiet Healer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Quiet Healer takes 74 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Quiet Healer drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Quiet Healer takes 79 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Quiet Healer takes 84 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Quiet Healer drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 259 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
- You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- After Battle: Isabella drops a thin black candle into your hand. It smells kind of weird... ugh, because it's made of bacon fat. Why does every dang thing have to be bacon?
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(234): Starting with 62 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 415/438, MP: 78/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 111
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [235] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever
- You acquire an item: Gauze Immateria
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(235): Starting with 61 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 438/438, MP: 74/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 110
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [236] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Rip Rop Wrappety Do
- You acquire an item: Plastic Wrap Immateria
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(236): Starting with 60 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 438/438, MP: 63/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 109
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [237] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
- Took choice 182/1: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=182&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 17 damage.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 17 damage.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 21 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 16 damage.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 16 damage.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 57 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 19 damage.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 93 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 12 damage.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 12 damage.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and UncannyFighter the Drunk totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: metallic A
- You acquire an item: glowing red eye
- You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
- You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(237): Starting with 59 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 417/438, MP: 76/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 108
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [238] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 74 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 113 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 8: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: almost-dead walkie-talkie
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 361 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- You acquire an item: tiny house
- You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(238): Starting with 58 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 398/438, MP: 73/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 107
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [239] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 17 damage.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 17 damage.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 12 damage.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 12 damage.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 21 damage.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 21 damage.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 17 damage.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 17 damage.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 16 damage.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 74 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 21 damage.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 21 damage.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when both Savannah the Tipsy and Tequila Savannah complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 340 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
- You acquire an item: tiny house
- You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(239): Starting with 57 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 374.24349662087934
- > HP: 394/438, MP: 50/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 106
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- swimming pool submarine
- > Fantasy Airship Fly Fly time
- > Pre Adventure at The Penultimate Fantasy Airship done, beep.
- [240] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
- Encounter: F-F-Fantastic!
- Took choice 681/1: Give him the spirits
- choice.php?whichchoice=681&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: S.O.C.K.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(240): Starting with 56 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 26.695312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 344.24349662087934
- > HP: 413/438, MP: 72/248
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 105
- > Found completed Airship (10)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Basement Search
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- [241] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: Neckbeard Giant WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Neckbeard Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Neckbeard Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Neckbeard Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Neckbeard Giant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Neckbeard Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Neckbeard Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when PastaRiley taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The eighth state of matter is ham!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(241): Starting with 55 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 349.24349662087934
- > HP: 397/471, MP: 54/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 104
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Basement Search
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- [242] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: Fitness Giant AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Fitness Giant drops 25 attack power.
- Round 2: Fitness Giant drops 24 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Fitness Giant takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Fitness Giant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: Fitness Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Fitness Giant takes 80 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 37 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Fitness Giant takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 39 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Fitness Giant takes 62 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 38 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Fitness Giant takes 64 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 37 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Fitness Giant takes 96 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 271 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: giant jar of protein powder
- You acquire an item: pec oil
- You acquire an item: Fitspiration™ poster
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 50 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 42 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(242): Starting with 54 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 299.24349662087934
- > HP: 263/471, MP: 72/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 103
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Basement Search
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- [243] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: Alphabet Giant AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Alphabet Giant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Alphabet Giant takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Alphabet Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Alphabet Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Alphabet Giant takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Alphabet Giant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Alphabet Giant takes 77 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Alphabet Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Alphabet Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when both FettuciniGuy and WonderSeal complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- You gain 431 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: heavy D
- You acquire an item: original G
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 62 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(243): Starting with 53 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 299.24349662087934
- > HP: 209/442, MP: 91/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 102
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Basement Search
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- familiar XO Skeleton (24 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- [244] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: Furry Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Furry Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Furry Giant drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: Furry Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Furry Giant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Furry Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Furry Giant takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Furry Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Furry Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Furry Giant takes 101 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Furry Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Furry Giant takes 88 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Furry Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Furry Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con II, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
- You gain 422 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: furry fur
- You acquire an item: disturbing fanfic
- You acquire an item: wolf mask
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(244): Starting with 52 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 282.3318042491699
- > HP: 214/471, MP: 84/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 101
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Basement Search
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- [245] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: The Fast and the Furry-ous
- Took choice 669/4: skip adventure and guarantees this adventure will reoccur
- choice.php?whichchoice=669&option=4&pwd
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > We was fast and furry-ous!
- equip weapon titanium assault umbrella
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement) done, beep.
- [245] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
- Encounter: The Fast and the Furry-ous
- Took choice 669/1: open Ground Floor (titanium umbrella equipped)
- choice.php?whichchoice=669&option=1&pwd
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 28.445312500000004
- > Meat Drop: 180.0 Item Drop: 282.3318042491699
- > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip weapon spiked femur
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: There's No Ability Like Possibility
- Took choice 672/3: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=672&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Putting Off Is Off-Putting
- Took choice 673/3: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=673&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Huzzah!
- Took choice 674/3: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=674&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Huzzah!
- Took choice 674/3: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=674&option=3&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(245): Starting with 51 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 238/471, MP: 68/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 100
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [246] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Procrastination Giant
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and Super Johnny took turns doing benchpresses with FluffyInsaneBlaster's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(246): Starting with 50 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.953125000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 276/444, MP: 50/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- use 3 tiny house
- You gain 66 hit points
- You gain 66 Muscularity Points
- [247] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Putting Off Is Off-Putting
- Took choice 673/3: skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=673&option=3&pwd
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 102 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(246): Starting with 50 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 444/444, MP: 86/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 99
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [247] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Renaissance Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
- Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Renaissance Giant takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Renaissance Giant takes 74 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Renaissance Giant takes 85 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 9: Renaissance Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Renaissance Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 297 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Ye Olde Meade
- You acquire an item: Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
- You acquire an item: Ye Olde Medieval Insult
- After Battle: You gain 52 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- use 1 Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
- You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(247): Starting with 49 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 375/444, MP: 86/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 98
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [248] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Government agent
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Government agent drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Government agent takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
- Round 6: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Government agent takes 90 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Government agent takes 60 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 8: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Government agent takes 57 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 9: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 207 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: burned government manual fragment
- You acquire an item: government cheese
- You acquire an item: government-issued night-vision goggles
- You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
- After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(248): Starting with 48 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 277.3318042491699
- > HP: 337/444, MP: 85/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 97
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [249] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Government agent
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Government agent drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Government agent takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts PORTSCAN!
- Round 6: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Government agent takes 60 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Government agent takes 94 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 8: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Government agent takes 61 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 5 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 216 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
- After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 117 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(249): Starting with 47 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 444/444, MP: 79/250
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 96
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [250] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Government agent
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Government agent drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Government agent takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Government agent takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Government agent drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Government agent takes 61 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: Government agent drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Government agent drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Government agent takes 62 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Government agent drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Government agent drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
- You gain 213 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: government-issue identification badge
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a hula hoop for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 48 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(250): Starting with 46 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 446/446, MP: 100/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 95
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [251] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Possibility Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Possibility Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Possibility Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Possibility Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Possibility Giant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Possibility Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Possibility Giant takes 64 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Possibility Giant takes 72 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Possibility Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Possibility Giant takes 90 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Possibility Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Possibility Giant takes 79 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: Possibility Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Possibility Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- You gain 418 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: plot hole
- You acquire an item: probability potion
- You acquire an item: chaos butterfly
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 8 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(251): Starting with 45 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 446/446, MP: 77/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 94
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [252] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Home on the Free Range
- Took choice 1026/2: electric boning knife, then skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=1026&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: electric boning knife
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(252): Starting with 44 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 446/446, MP: 108/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 93
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [253] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Renaissance Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Renaissance Giant takes 65 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Renaissance Giant takes 76 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Renaissance Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Renaissance Giant takes 110 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Renaissance Giant drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you armwrestled BoogerBarbarian. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
- You gain 283 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Ye Olde Meade
- You acquire an item: Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
- You acquire an item: Ye Olde Medieval Insult
- After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 21 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(253): Starting with 43 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 446/446, MP: 99/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 92
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [254] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Ahead of the Game
- possibility potion is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
- You acquire an item: possibility potion
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(254): Starting with 42 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 446/446, MP: 91/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 91
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [255] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Foodie Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Foodie Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 43 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Foodie Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Foodie Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Foodie Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Foodie Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Foodie Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Foodie Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Foodie Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Foodie Giant takes 68 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Foodie Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Foodie Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Foodie Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Foodie Giant takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Foodie Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Foodie Giant drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Foodie Giant takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Foodie Giant takes 102 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Foodie Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Foodie Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
- You gain 294 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: giant heirloom grape tomato
- You acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
- After Battle: You gain 53 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(255): Starting with 41 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 418/446, MP: 75/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 90
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting giant heirloom grape tomato into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 giant heirloom grape tomato into sheep, I mean fuel: 38 --> 51
- > Castle Ground Floor, boring!
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor) done, beep.
- [256] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
- Encounter: Top of the Castle, Ma
- > Turn(256): Starting with 40 left at Level: 10
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 27.989583333333336
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 441/446, MP: 102/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 95 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 89
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Top Floor
- equip hat Mohawk wig
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [257] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Raver Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Raver Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Raver Giant drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Raver Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Raver Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Raver Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Raver Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Raver Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Raver Giant takes 76 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Raver Giant takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Raver Giant takes 75 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Raver Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Raver Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Raver Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Raver Giant takes 86 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Raver Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Raver Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when you and MustardChef and VoidKing won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
- You gain 394 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I wonder what happened to the other IX.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 52 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(257): Starting with 39 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 28.917187500000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 254.08099243547832
- > HP: 448/448, MP: 75/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 88
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- > Castle Top Floor
- equip hat Mohawk wig
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [258] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Goth Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Goth Giant takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Goth Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Goth Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Goth Giant takes 91 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Goth Giant takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Goth Giant takes 84 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Goth Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Goth Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Goth Giant takes 99 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 8: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Goth Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled PastaChef. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- You gain 359 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: awful poetry journal
- After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(258): Starting with 38 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 254.08099243547832
- > HP: 448/448, MP: 103/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 87
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- > Castle Top Floor
- equip hat Mohawk wig
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [259] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Flavor of a Raver
- Took choice 676/4: Punk Rock Choice
- choice.php?whichchoice=676&option=4&pwd
- Encounter: Yeah, You're for Me, Punk Rock Giant
- Took choice 678/1: Finish quest (mohawk wig equipped)
- choice.php?whichchoice=678&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: Keep On Turnin' the Wheel in the Sky
- Took choice 679/1: Spin That Wheel, Giants Get Real
- choice.php?whichchoice=679&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: giant discarded bottlecap
- > Turn(260): Starting with 36 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 254.08099243547832
- > HP: 448/448, MP: 154/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 85
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [261] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Punk Rock Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Punk Rock Giant takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 52 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Punk Rock Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Punk Rock Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Punk Rock Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Punk Rock Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Punk Rock Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Punk Rock Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Punk Rock Giant takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Punk Rock Giant drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Punk Rock Giant takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Punk Rock Giant takes 64 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Punk Rock Giant takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Punk Rock Giant takes 67 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Punk Rock Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Punk Rock Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Punk Rock Giant takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: cordial of concentration
- You gain 121 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: punk rock jacket
- You acquire an item: stolen sushi
- You acquire an item: punk patch
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Gallery.
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(261): Starting with 35 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 374/448, MP: 75/252
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 74 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Gallery
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Gallery done, beep.
- [262] The Haunted Gallery
- Encounter: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 54 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 54 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: The ghost of Waldo the Carpathian takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 54 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when DomesticGod taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
- You acquire an item: Carpathian longsword
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(261): Starting with 35 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 25.362500000000004
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 279.0809924354783
- > HP: 299/448, MP: 76/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 84
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [262] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Steampunk Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Steampunk Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Steampunk Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Steampunk Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Steampunk Giant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: Steampunk Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Steampunk Giant takes 83 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Steampunk Giant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: Steampunk Giant drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Steampunk Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Steampunk Giant takes 76 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Steampunk Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Steampunk Giant drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Steampunk Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Steampunk Giant takes 69 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Steampunk Giant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Steampunk Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 6 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- You gain 270 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: brass gear
- After Battle: You gain 45 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(262): Starting with 34 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 303/450, MP: 82/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 83
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [263] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Goth Giant
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Goth Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Goth Giant takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Goth Giant drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Goth Giant takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Goth Giant drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Goth Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Goth Giant takes 97 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Goth Giant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Goth Giant takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Goth Giant takes 96 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Goth Giant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: Goth Giant drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when both PorkPuppy and MythicLady complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
- You gain 340 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: awful poetry journal
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 61 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 105 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(263): Starting with 33 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 450/450, MP: 94/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 82
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Castle Top Floor - Opening the Hole in the Sky
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor) done, beep.
- [264] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
- Encounter: Melon Collie and the Infinite Lameness
- Took choice 675/4: Steampunk Choice
- choice.php?whichchoice=675&option=4&pwd
- Encounter: Copper Feel
- Took choice 677/2: steam-powered model rocketship, then skip adventure
- choice.php?whichchoice=677&option=2&pwd
- You acquire an item: steam-powered model rocketship
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(264): Starting with 32 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.004687500000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 450/450, MP: 79/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 81
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [265] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Bush
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Bush drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Bush drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Bush drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Bush drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Bush takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Bush drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Bush drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Bush takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Bush drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: Bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Bush takes 77 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Bush drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bush takes 76 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Bush takes 98 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Bush drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 31 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(265): Starting with 31 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 406/450, MP: 86/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 80
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [266] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Little Man in the Canoe
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: Little Man in the Canoe drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Little Man in the Canoe takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Little Man in the Canoe drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Little Man in the Canoe takes 103 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Little Man in the Canoe drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Little Man in the Canoe takes 78 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Little Man in the Canoe drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Little Man in the Canoe takes 75 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Little Man in the Canoe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Little Man in the Canoe drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you armwrestled FuzzyKetchupWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 59 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(266): Starting with 30 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 379/450, MP: 63/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 79
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [267] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Honey Pot
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Honey Pot drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Honey Pot takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Honey Pot drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Honey Pot takes 91 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Honey Pot drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Honey Pot takes 78 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Honey Pot takes 107 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and Barney the Wonderful and RavioliGuy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
- use 1 Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
- You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(267): Starting with 29 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 332/452, MP: 69/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 78
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [268] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Flange
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Flange drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Flange drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Flange drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Flange takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Flange drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Flange drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Flange takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Flange takes 101 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Flange takes 94 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Flange drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you and Ed the Ugly totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(268): Starting with 28 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 333/452, MP: 88/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 77
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [269] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Muff
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Muff drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: Muff drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Muff drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Muff drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Muff drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: Muff drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Muff takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Muff drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Muff drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Muff drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Muff drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Muff drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Muff drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Muff takes 105 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Muff drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Muff drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Muff takes 78 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Muff drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Muff drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Muff takes 106 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Muff drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Muff drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con II, when you and WhiskeyBarbarian took turns doing benchpresses with BoogerThief the Kind's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 19 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 138 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(269): Starting with 27 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 452/452, MP: 89/253
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 76
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [270] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Flange
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Flange drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Flange drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: Flange drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Flange takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Flange drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Flange drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Flange drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Flange drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Flange takes 101 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Flange takes 75 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Flange drops 12 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Flange takes 82 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Flange drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when Wilbur the Primary taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 48 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(270): Starting with 26 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 433/452, MP: 94/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 75
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [271] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Axe Wound
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Axe Wound drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Axe Wound drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Axe Wound drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Axe Wound drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Axe Wound takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Axe Wound drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Axe Wound drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Axe Wound drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Axe Wound drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Axe Wound takes 78 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Axe Wound drops 12 attack power.
- Round 6: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Axe Wound takes 77 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Axe Wound drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Axe Wound takes 80 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Axe Wound drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Axe Wound drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Axe Wound takes 81 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: Axe Wound drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Axe Wound drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when you and PorkWade took turns doing benchpresses with Captain Noodle's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(271): Starting with 25 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 392/454, MP: 74/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 74
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [272] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Camel's Toe
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Camel's Toe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Camel's Toe drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: Camel's Toe drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Camel's Toe takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Camel's Toe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Camel's Toe drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Camel's Toe drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Camel's Toe takes 80 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Camel's Toe drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Camel's Toe drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Camel's Toe takes 79 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Camel's Toe drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Camel's Toe drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Camel's Toe takes 111 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Camel's Toe drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: Camel's Toe drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 54 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(272): Starting with 24 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 332/454, MP: 75/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 73
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [273] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Honey Pot
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Honey Pot takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Honey Pot drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Honey Pot drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Honey Pot takes 78 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Honey Pot drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Honey Pot takes 101 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Honey Pot drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Honey Pot drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Honey Pot takes 107 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Honey Pot drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Honey Pot drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a huge donut for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 106 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(273): Starting with 23 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 280.81534080237805
- > HP: 454/454, MP: 91/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 72
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [274] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Bush
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Bush drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Bush drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Bush drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: Bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Bush takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Bush drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Bush drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Bush takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bush drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Bush takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: Bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bush takes 86 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, when both Lady Great and PastaSpy complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 7 lb. XO Skeleton
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(274): Starting with 22 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
- > HP: 424/454, MP: 72/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 71
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [275] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Box
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Box drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: Box drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Box drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Box drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Box drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Box drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Box takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Box drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Box drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Box drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Box drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Box drops 12 attack power.
- Round 5: Box drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Box takes 78 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Box drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Box drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Box takes 73 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Box drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Box drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Box takes 77 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Box drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Box drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Box takes 90 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: Box drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Box drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and VoidMan took turns doing benchpresses with MegaBearMan's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(275): Starting with 21 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
- > HP: 400/456, MP: 76/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 70
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [276] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Beaver
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Beaver drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Beaver drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Beaver drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Beaver drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Beaver takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Beaver drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Beaver drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Beaver drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Beaver drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Beaver drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Beaver takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Beaver drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Beaver drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 28 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Beaver takes 72 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Beaver drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Beaver drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Beaver takes 95 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Beaver drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Beaver drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you armwrestled SexyThief. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 50 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(276): Starting with 20 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
- > HP: 360/456, MP: 70/255
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 69
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [277] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Flange
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Flange drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: Flange drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Flange drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Flange drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Flange drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Flange takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Flange drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Flange drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Flange takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Flange drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Flange drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Flange takes 94 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Flange drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Flange takes 80 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Flange drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: Flange drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when PizzaPorcupine taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 54 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(277): Starting with 19 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
- > HP: 346/456, MP: 73/257
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- [278] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Axe Wound
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star
- You acquire an item: line
- You acquire an item: line
- After Battle: You gain 49 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(277): Starting with 19 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
- > HP: 279/456, MP: 43/257
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The Hole in the Sky done, beep.
- use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 74 Muscularity Points
- [278] The Hole in the Sky
- Encounter: The Astronomer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 50 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when DaftBarbarian taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: star chart
- After Battle: You gain 65 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(277): Starting with 19 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 29.783333333333335
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 282.53569773599537
- > HP: 229/458, MP: 57/257
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 68
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- You acquire morningwood plank (4)
- You acquire raging hardwood plank (4)
- You acquire weirdwood plank (5)
- You acquire thick caulk (5)
- You acquire long hard screw (5)
- You acquire messy butt joint (4)
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- [278] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 18 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 18 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer takes 65 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 91 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when SuperMaker the Wonderful bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: lemon meringue pie
- You gain 83 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: orcish rubber
- After Battle: You gain 45 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(278): Starting with 18 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 223/458, MP: 74/257
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- use 2 tiny house
- You gain 47 hit points
- You gain 43 Muscularity Points
- [279] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc nailer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHATTERING PUNCH!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Deft Alex and Awesome Ava won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- You gain 78 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: orcish stud-finder
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(278): Starting with 18 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 246/458, MP: 61/257
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 67
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [279] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc jacker
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 119 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you and BurritoChief the Drunk and RavioliSpy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
- You gain 78 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
- You acquire an item: messy butt joint
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds an inner tube for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 44 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(279): Starting with 17 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 276/458, MP: 74/257
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [280] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc jacker
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts GINGERBREAD MOB HIT!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you and FurryOrphan and WonderfulBear won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 102 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
- You acquire an item: thick caulk
- You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(279): Starting with 17 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 276/460, MP: 44/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 66
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- buy 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 680 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (8)
- use 8 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 82 Muscularity Points
- [280] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc screwer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 95 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 97 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 26 Muscularity Points
- You gain 94 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: messy butt joint
- You acquire an item: screwing pooch
- After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 12 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 186 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(280): Starting with 16 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 490/490, MP: 94/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 65
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [281] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc pipelayer takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 131 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer takes 98 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and Alyssa the Fishy totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
- You gain 105 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: orcish rubber
- You acquire an item: freshwater pearl necklace
- After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(281): Starting with 15 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 490/490, MP: 70/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 64
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [282] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc screwer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 117 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 103 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IV, when DiscoWizard the Fantastic bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: Knob mushroom
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Muscularity Points
- You gain 102 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
- You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(282): Starting with 14 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 312.53569773599537
- > HP: 490/490, MP: 51/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 63
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- buy 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 595 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (7)
- use 7 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 66 Muscularity Points
- [283] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc jacker
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc jacker takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 101 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con IV, when you and SuperMage took turns doing benchpresses with CoralRottenWizard's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 8 lb. XO Skeleton
- You gain 86 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(283): Starting with 13 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 490/490, MP: 106/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 62
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [284] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc pipelayer takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 100 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer takes 129 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when both MegaTiger and Destiny the Inebriated complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- You gain 89 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: messy butt joint
- You acquire an item: orcish rubber
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(284): Starting with 12 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 490/490, MP: 96/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 61
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [285] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc nailer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc nailer takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc nailer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc nailer takes 94 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc nailer takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and GreatMythicDancer took turns doing benchpresses with PizzaSophie's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- You gain 70 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
- You acquire an item: orcish nailing lube
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(285): Starting with 11 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 81/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 60
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [286] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc screwer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 87 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 110 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
- You acquire an item: screwing pooch
- After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(286): Starting with 10 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 67/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 59
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [287] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc screwer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 95 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 125 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- You gain 99 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 42 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(287): Starting with 9 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 69/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 58
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [288] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc screwer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc screwer takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 93 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 100 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con XII, when both WonderfulMage and Chief Bear complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- You gain 81 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(288): Starting with 8 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 100/259
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 57
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [289] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc jacker
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc jacker takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 94 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 119 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con V, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: fruitfilm
- You gain 86 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
- You acquire an item: messy butt joint
- You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
- After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(289): Starting with 7 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 77/260
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 56
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [290] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: smut orc pipelayer takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pipelayer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer takes 92 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer takes 92 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc pipelayer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and KetchupThief totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 32 Muscularity Points
- You gain 102 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: morningwood plank
- After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(290): Starting with 6 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 108/260
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 55
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [291] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc jacker
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc jacker takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc jacker drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc jacker takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc jacker drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc jacker takes 100 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc jacker drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VIII, when you and CheesyWarrior took turns doing benchpresses with Lady Fusilli's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- You gain 70 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(291): Starting with 5 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 170.0 Item Drop: 314.24283374069717
- > HP: 465/465, MP: 81/260
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 54
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [292] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc nailer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc nailer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc nailer takes 96 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc nailer takes 102 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled Chief Daft. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
- You gain 75 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: orcish nailing lube
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(292): Starting with 4 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 284.24283374069717
- > HP: 465/465, MP: 97/260
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 53
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [293] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc nailer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc nailer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc nailer takes 128 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc nailer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc nailer takes 105 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc nailer drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you and ChickenThief took turns doing benchpresses with SealWhatever the Unpleasant's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- You gain 67 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: thick caulk
- You acquire an item: orcish stud-finder
- After Battle: You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(293): Starting with 3 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 284.24283374069717
- > HP: 465/465, MP: 116/260
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 52
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [294] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc screwer
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc screwer drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 17 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc screwer takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc screwer drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc screwer takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc screwer drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc screwer takes 102 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc screwer drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Crazy Maria took turns doing benchpresses with BoozerBeast's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- You gain 69 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: long hard screw
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
- After Battle: You gain 44 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(294): Starting with 2 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 26.215625000000003
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 284.24283374069717
- > HP: 465/465, MP: 105/260
- > Tummy: 0/15 Liver: 4/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 51
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Chasm time
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Smut Orc Logging Camp done, beep.
- [295] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
- Encounter: smut orc pervert
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 1: smut orc pervert takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: smut orc pervert drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: smut orc pervert drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 18 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: smut orc pervert drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: smut orc pervert takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: smut orc pervert drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: smut orc pervert drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 112 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: smut orc pervert drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: smut orc pervert drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: smut orc pervert takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: smut orc pervert takes 101 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: smut orc pervert drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: smut orc pervert drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con VI, when you armwrestled MeatLover. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: smut orc keepsake box
- You acquire an item: smut orc sunglasses
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- use 1 smut orc keepsake box
- You acquire an item: morningwood plank
- You acquire weirdwood plank (3)
- You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
- You acquire long hard screw (2)
- You acquire messy butt joint (3)
- Talking to the Highland Lord
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- > You have the latest use_for_items.txt. Will not check again today.
- > Checking for updates (running EatDrink ver. 3.2)...
- > Running EatDrink version: 3.2 (current)
- > Skipping favorites.
- > You're in ronin, so no shopping for you.
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).
- > Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen
- > Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.
- > Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.
- > An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.
- > Pass 1: booze.
- > booze: At 4, consuming to 14 with 13535 meat.
- > Getting 1 hacked gibson in 0 seconds
- Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
- You acquire an item: hacked gibson
- > Getting 1 Falcon™ Maltese Liquor in 0 seconds
- trading 4 cop dollars for 1 Falcon? Maltese Liquor
- You acquire an item: Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
- > 0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 17000
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
- drink 1 splendid martini
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 34 Muscleboundness
- You gain 27 Mysteriousness
- You gain 30 Smarm
- You acquire an effect: Initiative and Let Die (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
- drink 1 splendid martini
- You gain 6 Adventures
- You gain 21 Strengthliness
- You gain 27 Wizardliness
- You gain 14 Chutzpah
- You acquire an effect: Items Are Forever (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
- > <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
- drink 1 splendid martini
- You gain 7 Adventures
- You gain 26 Muscleboundness
- You gain 19 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- You gain 12 Roguishness
- You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502
- > <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4500 own:1 value:7975
- drink 1 hacked gibson
- You gain 24 Adventures
- You gain 58 Muscleboundness
- You gain 45 Mysteriousness
- You gain 53 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- You gain 4 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-4)
- > 4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4500 own:1 value:7975
- > <b>iced plum wine</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:7.5 meat:4685 own:0 value:6380
- drink 1 iced plum wine
- You gain 8 Adventures
- You gain 10 Smarm
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 5: <b>iced plum wine</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:7.5 meat:4685 own:0 value:6380
- > <b>Falcon™ Maltese Liquor</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:3.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:599 own:0 value:5351
- drink 1 Falcon™ Maltese Liquor
- You gain 5 Adventures
- You acquire an effect: Too Noir For Snoir (50)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 6: <b>Falcon™ Maltese Liquor</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:3.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:599 own:0 value:5351
- > <b>meadeorite</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6698 own:1 value:4352
- drink 1 meadeorite
- You gain 8 Adventures
- You acquire an effect: Meadulla Oblongota (40)
- You gain 1 Drunkenness
- You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
- > 7: <b>meadeorite</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6698 own:1 value:4352
- > Pass 2: food.
- > food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 13535 meat.
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22potion+of+the+field+gar%22
- mall.php?category=allitems&consumable_byme=0&weaponattribute=3&wearable_byme=0&nolimits=0&max_price=0&sortresultsby=price&justitems=0&x_cheapest=0&pudnuggler=%22milk+of+magnesium%22
- > Getting 1 gallon of milk in 0 seconds
- trading 100 BACON for 1 gallon of milk
- You acquire an item: gallon of milk
- > <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
- > Getting 1 milk of magnesium in 0 seconds
- [296] Cook 1 scrumptious reagent + 1 glass of goat's milk
- You acquire an item: milk of magnesium
- Crafting used 1 each of glass of goat's milk and scrumptious reagent
- use 1 milk of magnesium
- You acquire an effect: Got Milk (15)
- > 0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0
- eat 1 gallon of milk
- You gain 89 Adventures
- You gain 675 Muscleboundness
- You gain some Muscle points!
- You gain 500 Wizardliness
- You gain some Mysticality points!
- You gain 500 Sarcasm
- You gain some Moxie points!
- You acquire an effect: Feeling Queasy (100)
- You gain 15 Fullness
- You lose an effect: Got Milk (-15)
- > 1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016
- > Pass 3: spleen.
- > Skipping spleen.
- > Pass 4: booze.
- > Skipping booze.
- > Finished.
- > Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 10. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 153. Muscle: 814. Moxie: 619. Mysticality: 618.
- > Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).
- > ******************************************
- > Now, to recap...
- > ******************************************
- > Starting EatDrink.ash (version 3.2).<br>Consuming up to 15 food, 14 booze, and 0 spleen<br>Considering food from inventory Coinmasters NPCs. Per-item budget cap is 75000.0.<br>Retrieval cap is 20000. Price will be a factor if you own it already.<br>An adventure has the value of <b>1700 meat</b>. Muscle subpoint is 10.0. Nonprime stat subpoint is 2.0.<br>booze: At 4, consuming to 14 with 13535 meat.<br>0: <b>Ode to Booze</b> price: 0 value: 17000<br>1: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502<br>2: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502<br>3: <b>splendid martini</b> lev:6 gain:1.0 adv:6.0 musc:18.0 myst:18.0 mox:18.0 meat:1950 own:0 value:8502<br>4: <b>hacked gibson</b> lev:4 gain:4.0 adv:21.0 musc:50.0 myst:50.0 mox:50.0 meat:4500 own:1 value:7975<br>5: <b>iced plum wine</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:7.5 meat:4685 own:0 value:6380<br>6: <b>Falcon™ Maltese Liquor</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:3.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:599 own:0 value:5351<br>7: <b>meadeorite</b> lev:1 gain:1.0 adv:6.5 musc:0.0 myst:0.0 mox:0.0 meat:6698 own:1 value:4352<br>food: At 0, consuming to 15 with 13535 meat.<br>0: <b>milk of magnesium</b> price: 1449 value: 24051.0<br>1: <b>gallon of milk</b> lev:1 gain:15.0 adv:72.5 musc:500.0 myst:500.0 mox:500.0 meat:10000 own:1 value:8016<br>Finished. <br>Spent 0 meat. Gained Fullness: 15. Inebriety: 10. Spleen: 0.Adventures: 153. Muscle: 814. Moxie: 619. Mysticality: 618.<br>Eating, drinking, and spleening complete. Commence merrymaking (at your own discretion).<br>
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 296 current adventures: 154
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(296): Starting with 154 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 38.653125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 324.24283374069717
- > HP: 470/637, MP: 67/409
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Talking to the Highland Lord
- > Turn(296): Starting with 154 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 38.653125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 324.24283374069717
- > HP: 470/637, MP: 67/409
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 100
- familiar Intergnat (34 lbs)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 167 hit points
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- buy 15 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,275 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (15)
- use 15 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 151 Muscularity Points
- [297] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: Faction Traction = Inaction
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 80 hit points
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(296): Starting with 154 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 334.24349662087934
- > HP: 717/717, MP: 90/409
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 49
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 98
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- [297] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Battlie Knight Ghost
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Battlie Knight Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Battlie Knight Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 76 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Battlie Knight Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 76 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 15 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 63 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 230 hit points
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(297): Starting with 153 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 717/717, MP: 80/409
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 48
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 96
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 29 Muscularity Points
- [298] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Space Tourist Explorer Ghost
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 40 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: cheap cigar butt
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
- You acquire an item: Space Tours Tripple
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'choxdaa but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 63 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 34 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 107 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(298): Starting with 152 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 723/723, MP: 97/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 47
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 94
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- [299] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 75 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 34 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you and Elmer the Made totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: Claybender glasses
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 70 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 68 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 180 hit points
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(299): Starting with 151 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 40.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 723/723, MP: 113/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 46
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 92
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- [300] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: Whatsian Commando Ghost AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 77 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 40 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
- You acquire an item: T.U.R.D.S. Key
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 67 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 69 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 149 hit points
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(300): Starting with 150 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 41.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 723/723, MP: 115/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 45
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 90
- > Current HP: 723/723
- > Expected cold damage: 100 Expected spooky damage: 91
- > Expected Cold Resist: 12 Expected Spooky Resist: 13 Expected HP Difference: -90
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
- > REJECT: Item(training helmet) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: training helmet</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
- > REJECT: Item(KoL Con 13 snowglobe) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc1 Spookyraven signet)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
- > USE: Command(familiar Exotic Parrot) Score(2.0)
- > Display(familiar Exotic Parrot)
- > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Scary) Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
- > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
- > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
- > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
- > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
- > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(4.0)
- > Display(use 1 pec oil)
- > USE: Command(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay) Item(Oil of Parrrlay) Effect(Well-Oiled) Score(2.0)
- > Display(use 1 Oil of Parrrlay)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
- equip hat beer helmet
- equip weapon Carpathian longsword
- equip off-hand titanium assault umbrella
- equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
- equip acc1 Spookyraven signet
- equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
- equip acc3 glowing red eye
- familiar Exotic Parrot (23 lbs)
- use 1 Oil of Parrrlay
- You acquire an effect: Well-Oiled (5)
- use 1 A-Boo clue
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- [301] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: The Horror...
- Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 1 hit point
- You lose 1 hit point
- Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 1 hit point
- You lose 1 hit point
- Took choice 611/1: 10 spooky damage, 10 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 9 hit points
- You lose 10 hit points
- Took choice 611/1: 23 spooky damage, 25 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 23 hit points
- You lose 25 hit points
- Took choice 611/1: 46 spooky damage, 50 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- You lose 45 hit points
- You lose 49 hit points
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 158 hit points
- > Turn(301): Starting with 149 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 59.01666666666667
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 195.0
- > HP: 604/604, MP: 43/331
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 112 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 44
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon spiked femur
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > A-Boo Peak: 60
- > Current HP: 604/723
- > Expected cold damage: 91 Expected spooky damage: 83
- > Expected Cold Resist: 13 Expected Spooky Resist: 14 Expected HP Difference: -90
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
- > REJECT: Item(training helmet) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: training helmet</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
- > REJECT: Item(KoL Con 13 snowglobe) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc1 Spookyraven signet)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
- > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Scary) Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
- > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
- > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
- > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
- > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
- > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(4.0)
- > Display(use 1 pec oil)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
- > REJECT: Command(witchess) Effect(Puzzle Champ) Score(2.0)
- > Display(witchess)
- equip hat beer helmet
- equip weapon Carpathian longsword
- equip off-hand titanium assault umbrella
- equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
- equip acc1 Spookyraven signet
- equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
- equip acc3 glowing red eye
- use 1 A-Boo clue
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- use 2 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 41 Muscularity Points
- [302] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: The Horror...
- Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 1 hit point
- You lose 1 hit point
- Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 1 hit point
- You lose 1 hit point
- Took choice 611/1: 10 spooky damage, 10 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 9 hit points
- You lose 10 hit points
- Took choice 611/1: 23 spooky damage, 25 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 22 hit points
- You lose 24 hit points
- Took choice 611/1: 46 spooky damage, 50 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- You lose 45 hit points
- You lose 49 hit points
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 104 hit points
- > Turn(302): Starting with 148 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 59.01666666666667
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 195.0
- > HP: 551/551, MP: 27/331
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 112 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 43
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon spiked femur
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > A-Boo Peak: 30
- familiar XO Skeleton (28 lbs)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- buy 17 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,445 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (17)
- use 17 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 169 Muscularity Points
- [303] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 67 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 67 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 67 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when you and Pizza Jedediah and MeatJuggalette won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
- You acquire an item: Polysniff Perfume
- You acquire an item: ectoplasmic orbs
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 64 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 349 hit points
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
- You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(303): Starting with 147 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 41.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 324.24283374069717
- > HP: 723/723, MP: 116/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 42
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > A-Boo Peak: 28
- > Current HP: 723/723
- > Expected cold damage: 91 Expected spooky damage: 77
- > Expected Cold Resist: 13 Expected Spooky Resist: 15 Expected HP Difference: -90
- > Added -tie to maximize
- > Desired maximize: spooky res, cold res -equip snow suit, switch exotic parrot, switch trick-or-treating tot -tie
- > REJECT: Item(training helmet) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep hat: training helmet</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip weapon ¶596) Item(titanium assault umbrella) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip weapon titanium assault umbrella)
- > REJECT: Item(KoL Con 13 snowglobe) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep off-hand: KoL Con 13 snowglobe</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(protonic accelerator pack) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep back: protonic accelerator pack</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(LOV Eardigan) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep shirt: LOV Eardigan</font>)
- > REJECT: Item(pantogram pants) Score(0.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>keep pants: pantogram pants</font>)
- > USE: Command(equip acc1 ¶9092) Item(Spookyraven signet) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc1 Spookyraven signet)
- > USE: Command(equip acc2 ¶7318) Item(ghost of a necklace) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc2 ghost of a necklace)
- > USE: Command(equip acc3 ¶629) Item(glowing red eye) Score(2.0)
- > Display(equip acc3 glowing red eye)
- > USE: Command(familiar Exotic Parrot) Score(2.0)
- > Display(familiar Exotic Parrot)
- > REJECT: Command(synthesize Synthesis: Scary) Effect(Synthesis: Scary) Score(9.0)
- > Display(synthesize Synthesis: Scary)
- > REJECT: Effect(Synthesis: Cold) Score(9.0)
- > Display(<font color=gray>synthesize Synthesis: Cold)
- > REJECT: Command(spacegate vaccine 1) Effect(Rainbow Vaccine) Score(6.0)
- > Display(spacegate vaccine 1)
- > USE: Command(use 1 pec oil) Item(pec oil) Effect(Oiled-Up) Score(4.0)
- > Display(use 1 pec oil)
- > REJECT: Command(asdonmartin drive safely) Effect(Driving Safely) Score(2.0)
- > Display(asdonmartin drive safely)
- > USE: Command(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs) Item(ectoplasmic orbs) Effect(Balls of Ectoplasm) Score(1.0)
- > Display(use 1 ectoplasmic orbs)
- equip hat beer helmet
- equip weapon Carpathian longsword
- equip off-hand titanium assault umbrella
- equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
- equip acc1 Spookyraven signet
- equip acc2 ghost of a necklace
- equip acc3 glowing red eye
- familiar Exotic Parrot (23 lbs)
- use 1 ectoplasmic orbs
- You acquire an effect: Balls of Ectoplasm (10)
- use 1 A-Boo clue
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- [304] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: The Horror...
- Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 1 hit point
- You lose 1 hit point
- Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 1 hit point
- You lose 1 hit point
- Took choice 611/1: 9 spooky damage, 10 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 8 hit points
- You lose 10 hit points
- Took choice 611/1: 21 spooky damage, 25 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: The Horror...
- You lose 21 hit points
- You lose 25 hit points
- Took choice 611/1: 42 spooky damage, 50 cold damage
- choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
- You lose 41 hit points
- You lose 50 hit points
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 153 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(304): Starting with 146 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 59.01666666666667
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 195.0
- > HP: 604/604, MP: 96/331
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 112 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 41
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip shirt LOV Eardigan
- equip weapon spiked femur
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > A-Boo Peak: 0
- familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at A-Boo Peak done, beep.
- [305] A-Boo Peak
- Encounter: Come On Ghosty, Light My Pyre
- > Turn(305): Starting with 145 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 41.6875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 630/723, MP: 122/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [306] Oil Peak
- Encounter: Pushin' Down on Me, Pushin' Down on You
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 93 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(305): Starting with 145 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 723/723, MP: 94/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 40
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [306] Oil Peak
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR oil cartel
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 45 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 46 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 49 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 10: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when both BeefSteakJuggalo and FuzzySpy complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah CatFeet!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 53 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(306): Starting with 144 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 673/726, MP: 75/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 39
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- use 1 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 28 Muscularity Points
- [307] Oil Peak
- Encounter: oil cartel NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 8 damage.
- Round 2: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 9 damage.
- Round 3: oil cartel takes 9 damage.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 8 damage.
- Round 4: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 8 damage.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 7 damage.
- Round 6: oil cartel takes 7 damage.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 44 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 5 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 47 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 8 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 8 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 50 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 5 damage.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled BeefWizard. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(307): Starting with 143 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 669/726, MP: 91/413
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 38
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [308] Oil Peak
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR oil cartel
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 45 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 48 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 56 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(308): Starting with 142 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 673/726, MP: 92/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 37
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- buy 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,190 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (14)
- use 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 143 Muscularity Points
- [309] Oil Peak
- Encounter: oil cartel WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts EXTRACT!
- You acquire an item: Source essence (3)
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 3 damage.
- Round 5: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 45 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 57 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 55 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 3 damage.
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: oil cartel takes 55 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 10: oil cartel drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 64 hit points
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(309): Starting with 141 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 726/726, MP: 112/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 36
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [310] Oil Peak
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR oil cartel
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: oil cartel takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: oil cartel takes 43 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: oil cartel drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 44 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: oil cartel drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: oil cartel takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 46 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: oil cartel takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: oil cartel takes 51 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: oil cartel drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your Neil are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 52 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 7 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(310): Starting with 140 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 92/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 35
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- > Pre Adventure at Oil Peak done, beep.
- [311] Oil Peak
- Encounter: Unimpressed with Pressure
- > Turn(311): Starting with 139 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 118/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Oil Peak with ML: 147
- Use 12 bubblin' crude
- You acquire an item: jar of oil
- > Turn(311): Starting with 139 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.16875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 118/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Twin Peak
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- [312] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
- Took choice 604/1: Continue...
- choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
- Took choice 604/1: Everything goes black.
- choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 604/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=604&option=1&choiceform1=Continue...
- Took choice 604/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=604&option=1&choiceform1=Everything%2Bgoes%2Bblack.
- > Turn(311): Starting with 139 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 42.3875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 71/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 34
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [312] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Mismatched Twins WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: Mismatched Twins takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [312] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Mismatched Twins WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 1: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and Aubrey the Drunk took turns doing benchpresses with MythicWizard's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Tyler's Twenty-eighth Law of Weight says the force acting on an object is equal to the theoretical math of the object times its thought!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 59 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Kitchen.
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(312): Starting with 138 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 42.3875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 676/729, MP: 82/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 53 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Kitchen
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Kitchen done, beep.
- buy 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,190 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (14)
- use 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 138 Muscularity Points
- [313] The Haunted Kitchen
- Encounter: The Icewoman NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 1: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 1 damage.
- Round 2: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 37 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 1 damage.
- Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 37 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
- Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 37 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
- Round 5: The Icewoman takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when BaconFighter taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (4)
- You acquire an item: frigid derringer
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 61 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Shield of the Pastalord
- You acquire an effect: Flimsy Shield of the Pastalord (10)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 133 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(312): Starting with 138 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 39.377500000000005
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 92/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 33
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [313] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
- Took choice 606/3: need jar of oil
- choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
- > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
- Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
- Took choice 606/3: need jar of oil
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=3&choiceform3=Follow%2Bthe%2Bfaint%2Bsound%2Bof%2Bmusic
- Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
- Took choice 609/1: Examine the painting
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=609&option=1&choiceform1=Examine%2Bthe%2Bpainting
- Encounter: He Is the Arm, and He Sounds Like This
- Took choice 616/1: Mingle
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=616&option=1&choiceform1=Mingle
- > Turn(313): Starting with 137 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 42.38125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 111/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 32
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [314] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
- Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 260%
- choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: Go Check It Out!
- > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
- Encounter: Go Check It Out!
- Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 260%
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=2&choiceform2=Search%2Bthe%2Bpantry
- Encounter: Go Check It Out!
- Took choice 608/1: Search the shelves
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=608&option=1&choiceform1=Search%2Bthe%2Bshelves
- > Turn(314): Starting with 136 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 40.56875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 729/729, MP: 139/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 137 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 31
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [315] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [315] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
- Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 12 damage.
- Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 15 damage.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 15 damage.
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 13 damage.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 65 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 9 damage.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 75 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 16 damage.
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 16 damage.
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 91 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: fireclutch
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 54 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(315): Starting with 135 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 41.94375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 676/676, MP: 71/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 30
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [316] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [316] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Creepy Ginger Twin WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 56 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 67 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 5 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin takes 67 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Creepy Ginger Twin drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con II, when you and PimpRottenBarbarian totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 115 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: creepy ginger ale
- You acquire an item: fireclutch
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(316): Starting with 134 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 42.38125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 635/702, MP: 61/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 29
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [317] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
- Took choice 606/1: need +4 stench resist, have 5
- choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: Room 237
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
- Encounter: Room 237
- Took choice 606/1: need +4 stench resist, have 5
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=1&choiceform1=Investigate%2BRoom%2B237
- Encounter: Room 237
- Took choice 607/1: Carefully inspect the body
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=607&option=1&choiceform1=Carefully%2Binspect%2Bthe%2Bbody
- > Turn(317): Starting with 133 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 42.38125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 653/702, MP: 85/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
- You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Twin Peak done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Twin Peak... (1) accesses required.
- [318] Twin Peak
- Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
- > Override hit a choice adventure (Twin Peak), trying....
- Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 120.0%
- choice.php?whichchoice=606&option=4&pwd
- Encounter: To Catch a Killer
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Backwards Twin Peak Handler, can this be removed? (As of 2016/04/17, no)
- Encounter: To Catch a Killer
- Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 120.0%
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=4&choiceform4=Wait%2B--%2Bwho%2527s%2Bthat%253F
- Encounter: To Catch a Killer
- Took choice 610/1: Pursue your double
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=610&option=1&choiceform1=Pursue%2Byour%2Bdouble
- Encounter: Now It's Dark
- Took choice 1056/1: And then...
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1056&option=1&choiceform1=And%2Bthen...
- You acquire an item: gold wedding ring
- > Turn(317): Starting with 133 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 42.38125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 653/702, MP: 65/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Highlord Done
- Talking to the Highland Lord
- You acquire an item: Misty Cloak
- > Turn(317): Starting with 133 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 42.38125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 335.87482193696064
- > HP: 653/702, MP: 65/416
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 28
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Must find the Black Market: 0
- uneffect The Sonata of Sneakiness
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- You lose an effect: Smooth Movements (0)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- familiar Reassembled Blackbird (21 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- use 4 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 103 Muscularity Points
- [318] The Black Forest
- Encounter: Forty Shades of Black
- You acquire an item: black map
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(318): Starting with 132 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 119/384
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 27
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 0
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [319] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black friar
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black friar takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: black friar takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black friar drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: black friar drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black friar drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black friar drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: black friar drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: black friar drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black friar takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: black friar drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: black friar drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black friar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black friar drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black friar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black friar drops 13 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black friar takes 79 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: black friar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: black friar drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: black friar takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: black friar takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black friar takes 70 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: black friar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: black friar drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: black friar takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: black friar takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black friar takes 60 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: black friar drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: black friar drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: black friar takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: black friar takes 5 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black friar takes 63 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: black friar drops 12 attack power.
- Round 9: black friar drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: In a clearing up ahead, a couple of guys dressed in black are throwing a black ball around. You duck behind a tree before you get blackballed.
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when both MythicBoy the Majestic and Captain Economic complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
- You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
- After Battle: You gain 59 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 25 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 53 hit points
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(319): Starting with 131 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 80/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 26
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 0
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [320] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black adder
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black adder takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: black adder takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black adder drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: black adder drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black adder drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black adder drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: black adder drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: black adder drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black adder takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: black adder drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: black adder drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black adder drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black adder drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black adder drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black adder drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black adder takes 83 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: black adder drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: black adder drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: black adder takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: black adder takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black adder takes 76 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: black adder drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: black adder drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: black adder takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: black adder takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (5)
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black adder takes 54 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: black adder drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: black adder drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: black adder takes 1 damage.
- Round 8: black adder takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black adder takes 55 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: black adder drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: black adder drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: You find someone's little black book on the ground. It has a lot of names and phone numbers in it, so you decide to leave it there in case the owner comes back.
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 209 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: adder bladder
- You acquire an item: black snake skin
- You acquire an item: sunken eyes
- After Battle: You gain 61 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Disco Nap
- You gain 40 hit points
- You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 234 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(320): Starting with 130 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 48/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 25
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 0
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- buy 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,190 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (14)
- use 14 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 140 Muscularity Points
- [321] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black magic woman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: black magic woman drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black magic woman takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 58 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 84 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- black eye shadow is multiusable, but KoLmafia thought it was not
- Round 9: black magic woman takes 76 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: You find a row of blackberry bushes so thick that you can't even see what's on the other side. It's probably just more blackberries, but just in case, you mark the location on your black map.
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you armwrestled ChickenWhatever. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 191 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- You acquire an item: little black book
- You acquire an item: black eye shadow
- After Battle: You gain 67 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 33 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(321): Starting with 129 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 618/618, MP: 94/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 24
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 1
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [322] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black widow
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black widow takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: black widow drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black widow drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black widow drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: black widow drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black widow takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: black widow drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: black widow drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black widow drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black widow drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black widow drops 13 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black widow takes 57 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: black widow drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: black widow drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: black widow takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black widow takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: black widow drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black widow takes 62 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: black widow drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: black widow takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black widow takes 68 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: In a clearing up ahead, a couple of guys dressed in black are throwing a black ball around. You duck behind a tree before you get blackballed.
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Horace, the 2 lb. Reassembled Blackbird
- You gain 96 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- You acquire an item: black pension check
- You acquire an item: black picnic basket
- After Battle: You gain 63 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(322): Starting with 128 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 571/624, MP: 79/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 23
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 1
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [323] The Black Forest
- Encounter: All Over the Map
- Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
- choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
- Took choice 924/3: head towards beehive (1)
- choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=3&pwd
- [324] The Black Forest
- Encounter: Bee Persistent
- You lose 4 hit points
- You lose 5 hit points
- You lose 5 hit points
- Took choice 1018/1: head towards beehive (1)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1018&option=1&pwd
- [325] The Black Forest
- Encounter: Bee Rewarded
- You lose 4 hit points
- You lose 5 hit points
- You lose 3 hit points
- You lose 3 hit points
- Took choice 1019/1: beehive (1)
- choice.php?whichchoice=1019&option=1&pwd
- [325] The Black Forest
- You lose 5 hit points
- You lose 4 hit points
- You lose 3 hit points
- You acquire an item: beehive
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(325): Starting with 125 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 42.368750000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 571/571, MP: 73/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 137 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 20
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 1
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- buy 12 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,020 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (12)
- use 12 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 117 Muscularity Points
- [326] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black panther
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black panther takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black panther drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: black panther drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black panther drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: black panther drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: black panther drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black panther takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: black panther drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black panther drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black panther takes 58 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: black panther drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: black panther takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black panther takes 57 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: black panther drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: black panther takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black panther takes 58 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: black panther drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: black panther drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: black panther takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black panther takes 59 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: black panther drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: black panther drops 12 defense.
- Round 9: black panther takes 4 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: black panther takes 72 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 10: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: You find a cozy black cottage nestled deep in the forest. From the smoke and anvil noises, you conclude that it's probably either a blacksmith's cottage or an anvil-testing facility with liberal workplace smoking rules. Assuming it's the former, you mark its location on your black map.
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and BurritoLover totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- You gain 294 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- You acquire an item: Black No. 2
- You acquire an item: broken wings
- Combine 1 broken wings + 1 sunken eyes
- You acquire an item: reassembled blackbird
- Crafting used 1 each of broken wings and sunken eyes
- After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(326): Starting with 124 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 43.743750000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 245.0
- > HP: 546/571, MP: 75/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 19
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 2
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (23 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- buy 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 935 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (11)
- use 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 111 Muscularity Points
- [327] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black magic woman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black magic woman takes 8 damage.
- Round 4: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 6: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 65 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: black magic woman takes 80 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 10: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: black magic woman drops 12 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: You find someone's little black book on the ground. It has a lot of names and phone numbers in it, so you decide to leave it there in case the owner comes back.
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IX, when Jonas the Miscellaneous taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 199 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: black eye shadow
- After Battle: You gain 57 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 128 hit points
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(327): Starting with 123 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -2.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 280.5149343014672
- > HP: 624/624, MP: 112/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 18
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- autosell: 2 awful poetry journal
- You gain 272 Meat
- autosell: 1 chaos butterfly
- You gain 124 Meat
- autosell: 2 photoprotoneutron torpedo
- You gain 288 Meat
- autosell: 1 plot hole
- You gain 128 Meat
- > Must find the Black Market: 2
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [328] The Black Forest
- Encounter: All Over the Map
- Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
- choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
- Took choice 924/1: fight blackberry bush
- choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: blackberry bush
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: blackberry bush drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: blackberry bush drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: blackberry bush drops 26 defense.
- Round 3: blackberry bush drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: blackberry bush takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: blackberry bush drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: blackberry bush drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: blackberry bush takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: blackberry bush drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: blackberry bush takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: blackberry bush takes 58 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: blackberry bush takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: blackberry bush takes 57 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 8: blackberry bush drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: blackberry bush drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: blackberry bush takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: blackberry bush takes 65 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 9: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: blackberry bush takes 4 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: blackberry bush takes 97 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 10: blackberry bush drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: blackberry bush drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled UncannyBarbarian the Great. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: blackberry
- You acquire an item: blackberry
- You acquire an item: blackberry
- After Battle: You gain 59 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(328): Starting with 122 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 8.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 280.5149343014672
- > HP: 598/624, MP: 77/387
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 17
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 2
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- buy 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 935 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (11)
- use 11 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 114 Muscularity Points
- [329] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black friar
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black friar takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black friar drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: black friar drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black friar drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black friar drops 26 defense.
- Round 3: black friar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: black friar drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black friar takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: black friar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: black friar drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black friar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black friar drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black friar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: black friar drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black friar takes 57 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: black friar drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: black friar drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: black friar takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black friar takes 84 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: black friar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: black friar drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: black friar takes 2 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black friar takes 62 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: black friar drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: black friar drops 12 defense.
- Round 8: black friar takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black friar takes 70 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: black friar drops 11 attack power.
- Round 9: black friar drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: In a secluded valley surrounded by towering black trees, you spot a mineshaft sunk deep into the black depths of the earth. You mark its location on your black map.
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 4 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: black label
- You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
- You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
- After Battle: You gain 61 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
- You acquire an effect: Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 49 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(329): Starting with 121 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 9.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
- > HP: 627/627, MP: 95/390
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 16
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 3
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [330] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black panther
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black panther takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: black panther takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black panther drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: black panther drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black panther drops 28 attack power.
- Round 3: black panther drops 26 defense.
- Round 3: black panther drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: black panther drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black panther takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: black panther drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black panther drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black panther drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black panther drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black panther takes 54 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: black panther drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: black panther takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: black panther takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black panther takes 65 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: black panther drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: black panther drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: black panther takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: black panther takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black panther takes 57 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: black panther drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: black panther takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: black panther takes 5 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black panther takes 75 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: black panther drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: black panther drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: You see a pair of black straps hanging off a tree ahead of you. They look like they'd make good suspenders, but when you touch one, it's all sticky! They're made of molasses! Gross.
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when you and Pete the Inebriated and MajesticDancer won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
- You gain 286 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: Black No. 2
- After Battle: You gain 68 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(330): Starting with 120 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 9.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
- > HP: 574/627, MP: 91/390
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 15
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 3
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [331] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black adder
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black adder takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: black adder takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (5)
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black adder drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: black adder drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black adder drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black adder drops 26 defense.
- Round 3: black adder drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: black adder drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black adder takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: black adder drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: black adder drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black adder drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black adder drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black adder drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: black adder drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black adder takes 54 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: black adder drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: black adder drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black adder takes 56 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: black adder drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: black adder drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: black adder takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: black adder takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black adder takes 70 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: black adder drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: black adder drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: black adder takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: black adder takes 5 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black adder takes 54 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: black adder drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: black adder drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: black adder takes 2 damage.
- Round 9: black adder takes 3 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: black adder takes 65 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: black adder drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: black adder drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: In a copse that would be idyllic if it weren't so dark, you find a church that would be picturesque if it wasn't so sinister. You mark its location on your black map, in case you ever want to go to a scary church for some reason. Like if Halloween falls on a Sunday, maybe.
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XI, when you and Mad Riley totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Roguishness
- You gain 176 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: adder bladder
- You acquire an item: black snake skin
- After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
- cast 1 Disco Nap
- You gain 40 hit points
- You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 254 hit points
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(331): Starting with 119 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 9.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
- > HP: 627/627, MP: 29/390
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 14
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Must find the Black Market: 4
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- buy 16 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic for 85 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
- You spent 1,360 Meat
- You acquire Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic (16)
- use 16 Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic
- You gain 164 Muscularity Points
- [332] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black widow
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black widow takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: black widow takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black widow drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: black widow drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black widow drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black widow drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: black widow drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: black widow drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black widow takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: black widow drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: black widow drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black widow drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black widow drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: black widow drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black widow takes 58 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: black widow takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: black widow takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black widow takes 57 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: black widow drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: black widow takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (10)
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black widow takes 57 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: black widow drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: black widow takes 1 damage.
- Round 8: black widow takes 3 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black widow takes 56 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: black widow drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: black widow drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: black widow takes 1 damage.
- Round 9: black widow takes 3 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: black widow takes 58 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 10: black widow drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: black widow drops 10 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: You find a black belt hanging on a tree. You put it on and try some karate moves, but it doesn't seem to improve your skills any, so you hang it back up.
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con X, when you and TequilaBobcat took turns doing benchpresses with KetchupPokeyPay's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strongness
- You gain 96 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: black pension check
- You acquire an item: black picnic basket
- After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 28 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
- cast 1 Disco Nap
- You gain 40 hit points
- You lose an effect: Really Quite Poisoned (0)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 241 hit points
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 30 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(332): Starting with 118 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 9.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 91/390
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 13
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > We have spent a bit many adventures in The Black Forest... manually checking
- > Must find the Black Market: 4
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [333] The Black Forest
- Encounter: All Over the Map
- Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
- choice.php?whichchoice=923&option=1&pwd
- Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
- Took choice 924/2: visit cobbler
- choice.php?whichchoice=924&option=2&pwd
- Encounter: The Blackberry Cobbler
- Took choice 928/4: get blackberry galoshes
- choice.php?whichchoice=928&option=4&pwd
- You acquire an item: blackberry galoshes
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 53 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(333): Starting with 117 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 9.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 282.6201920231798
- > HP: 660/660, MP: 80/390
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 12
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > We have spent a bit many adventures in The Black Forest... manually checking
- > Must find the Black Market: 4
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
- > Pre Adventure at The Black Forest done, beep.
- [334] The Black Forest
- Encounter: black magic woman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: black magic woman takes 2 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: black magic woman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: black magic woman drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 26 defense.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: black magic woman takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: black magic woman takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 57 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: black magic woman takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 60 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: black magic woman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: black magic woman takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: black magic woman takes 69 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: black magic woman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: black magic woman drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
- After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
- After Battle: At long last, you discover the trail leading to the Black Market. Frustrated that it took so long, you wonder why they didn't just put up a sign. But then you remember what a black market is, and realize why that would have been a bad idea.
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and Captain Changing took turns doing benchpresses with SpaghettiHome's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 163 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- After Battle: You gain 57 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(334): Starting with 116 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: 9.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 262.6201920231798
- > HP: 616/640, MP: 79/373
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
- > Found an unexpected Black Market (11 - via questL11Black)
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Getting the McMuffin Book
- buy 1 forged identification documents for 4750 each from The Black Market
- You spent 4,750 Meat
- You acquire an item: forged identification documents
- > Turn(334): Starting with 116 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -1.0 Exp Bonus: 44.181250000000006
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 297.6201920231798
- > HP: 616/744, MP: 79/422
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 11
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Getting the McMuffin Diary
- [335] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
- Took choice 793/1: Muscle Vacation
- choice.php?whichchoice=793&option=1&pwd
- You lose 3 Adventures
- You spent 500 Meat
- You acquire an item: your father's MacGuffin diary
- diary.php?textversion=1
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- diary.php?textversion=1
- > Turn(337): Starting with 113 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -11.0 Exp Bonus: 27.00625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 247.6201920231798
- > HP: 489/489, MP: 70/274
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 137 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 8
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- cast 1 The Sonata of Sneakiness
- You acquire an effect: The Sonata of Sneakiness (10)
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- buy 3 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 228 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (3)
- use 3 black cherry soda
- You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- [338] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: witty pirate AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: witty pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: witty pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: witty pirate drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: witty pirate drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: witty pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: witty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: witty pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: witty pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: witty pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: witty pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: witty pirate takes 61 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 6: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: witty pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: witty pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: witty pirate takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: witty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: witty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: witty pirate takes 75 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: witty pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: witty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: witty pirate takes 2 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: witty pirate takes 80 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: witty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: witty pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- You gain 150 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: silver tongue charrrm
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 74 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(338): Starting with 112 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 39.8875
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 443/463, MP: 95/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 7
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [339] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: wealthy pirate NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: wealthy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 17 damage.
- Round 2: wealthy pirate takes 17 damage.
- Round 2: wealthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: wealthy pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 14 damage.
- Round 3: wealthy pirate takes 14 damage.
- Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: wealthy pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: wealthy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
- Round 4: wealthy pirate takes 16 damage.
- Round 4: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: wealthy pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 17 damage.
- Round 5: wealthy pirate takes 17 damage.
- Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: wealthy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: wealthy pirate takes 55 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 9 damage.
- Round 6: wealthy pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 6: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: wealthy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: wealthy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: wealthy pirate takes 69 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 10 damage.
- Round 7: wealthy pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 7: wealthy pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: wealthy pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: wealthy pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: wealthy pirate takes 68 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 10 damage.
- Round 8: wealthy pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 8: wealthy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: wealthy pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Professor Uncanny totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
- You gain 296 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(339): Starting with 111 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 40.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 421/498, MP: 79/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 6
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [340] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR warty pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: warty pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: warty pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: warty pirate drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: warty pirate drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: warty pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: warty pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: warty pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: warty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: warty pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: warty pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: warty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: warty pirate takes 69 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: warty pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: warty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: warty pirate takes 75 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: warty pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: warty pirate takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: warty pirate takes 82 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 8: warty pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: warty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: warty pirate takes 100 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: warty pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: warty pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you armwrestled BaconLord. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 116 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: fish-liver oil
- You acquire an item: vinegar-soaked lemon slice
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'choxdaa!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 64 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(340): Starting with 110 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -25.0 Exp Bonus: 39.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 406/500, MP: 89/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 5
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [341] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: whiny pirate WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: whiny pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: whiny pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: whiny pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: whiny pirate drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: whiny pirate drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: whiny pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: whiny pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: whiny pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: whiny pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: whiny pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con V, when both AwesomeMaker and RottenChef complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Young's Sixth Law of Language says what goes away must come over!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Smarm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 104 hit points
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(341): Starting with 109 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 39.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 500/500, MP: 63/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 4
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [342] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: O Cap'm, My Cap'm
- Took choice 189/1: Front the meat and take the wheel
- choice.php?whichchoice=189&option=1&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(341): Starting with 109 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 39.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 500/500, MP: 63/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 4
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [342] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR wacky pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: wacky pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: wacky pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: wacky pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: wacky pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: wacky pirate takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: wacky pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: wacky pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: wacky pirate takes 91 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: wacky pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: wacky pirate takes 3 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: wacky pirate takes 72 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: wacky pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when BaconBeast the Barbarian gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: bilge wine
- You gain 108 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: cannonball charrrm
- You acquire an item: pirate cream pie
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a K'choxdaa but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 63 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- use 1 hair spray
- You acquire an effect: Butt-Rock Hair (3)
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- use 1 Ben-Gal™ Balm
- You acquire an effect: Go Get 'Em, Tiger! (3)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(342): Starting with 108 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 39.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 464/500, MP: 61/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 3
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [343] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: wacky pirate NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: wacky pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 9 damage.
- Round 2: wacky pirate takes 9 damage.
- Round 2: wacky pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: wacky pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 14 damage.
- Round 3: wacky pirate takes 14 damage.
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: wacky pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: wacky pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 16 damage.
- Round 4: wacky pirate takes 16 damage.
- Round 4: wacky pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 10 damage.
- Round 5: wacky pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: wacky pirate takes 60 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
- Round 6: wacky pirate takes 13 damage.
- Round 6: wacky pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: wacky pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: wacky pirate takes 82 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 14 damage.
- Round 7: wacky pirate takes 14 damage.
- Round 7: wacky pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: wacky pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: wacky pirate takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: wacky pirate takes 96 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
- Round 8: wacky pirate takes 11 damage.
- Round 8: wacky pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: wacky pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when both FluffyEight and Lord Anteater complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- You gain 128 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: pirate cream pie
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 54 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(343): Starting with 107 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 39.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 448/500, MP: 75/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 2
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > It always be swordfish.
- > Pre Adventure at The Poop Deck done, beep.
- [344] The Poop Deck
- Encounter: It's Always Swordfish
- > Turn(344): Starting with 106 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 39.325
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 471/500, MP: 93/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 147 control: 10
- > Everything Looks Yellow: 1
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > Well, need to farm gaudy keys I suppose... sigh.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
- Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
- > Pre Adventure at Belowdecks done, beep.
- [345] Belowdecks
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR grungy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 45 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: grungy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: grungy pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: grungy pirate drops 28 attack power.
- Round 3: grungy pirate drops 27 defense.
- Round 3: grungy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: grungy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: grungy pirate takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: grungy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: grungy pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: grungy pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: grungy pirate drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: grungy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: grungy pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: grungy pirate takes 54 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: grungy pirate drops 12 attack power.
- Round 6: grungy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: grungy pirate takes 59 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: grungy pirate drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: grungy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: grungy pirate takes 88 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: grungy pirate drops 13 attack power.
- Round 8: grungy pirate drops 13 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: grungy pirate takes 73 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: grungy pirate drops 12 attack power.
- Round 9: grungy pirate drops 12 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when Professor Sexy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: morning dew
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- You gain 150 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- You acquire an item: acoustic guitarrr
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah Neil!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 69 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
- Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
- > Turn(345): Starting with 105 left at Level: 11
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 31.137500000000003
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 430/464, MP: 64/247
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 97 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- > Well, need to farm gaudy keys I suppose... sigh.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate duplicate.edu
- Source Terminal: educate duplicate.edu
- > Pre Adventure at Belowdecks done, beep.
- [346] Belowdecks
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR gaudy pirate
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: gaudy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: gaudy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: gaudy pirate takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: gaudy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: gaudy pirate drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: gaudy pirate drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: gaudy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts DUPLICATE!
- Round 6: gaudy pirate drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: gaudy pirate drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 56 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 58 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos uses the exploding cigar and uses the exploding cigar!
- Round 7: gaudy pirate drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: gaudy pirate drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VIII, when you and Mister Mariachi and Kylie the Drunk won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- You gain 177 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: gaudy key
- You acquire an item: gold lamé pants
- You acquire an item: costume sword
- You acquire an item: gaudy key
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a CatFeet but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- You gain a Level!
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate portscan.edu
- Source Terminal: educate portscan.edu
- > Turn(346): Starting with 104 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.312500000000004
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 305/466, MP: 47/249
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- swimming pool submarine
- > Turn(346): Starting with 104 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.312500000000004
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 305/493, MP: 47/277
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Use 1 disassembled clover
- You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
- familiar XO Skeleton (28 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Itznotyerzitz Mine done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Itznotyerzitz Mine... (1) accesses required.
- [347] Itznotyerzitz Mine
- Encounter: Either Ore
- You acquire an item: linoleum ore
- You acquire an item: asbestos ore
- You acquire an item: chrome ore
- > Turn(347): Starting with 103 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 25.666666666666668
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 249.24283374069717
- > HP: 332/493, MP: 65/277
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Use 1 disassembled clover
- You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
- familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Itznotyerzitz Mine done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Itznotyerzitz Mine... (1) accesses required.
- [348] Itznotyerzitz Mine
- Encounter: Either Ore
- You acquire an item: linoleum ore
- You acquire an item: asbestos ore
- You acquire an item: chrome ore
- > Turn(348): Starting with 102 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.854166666666668
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 260.87482193696064
- > HP: 356/493, MP: 89/277
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Use 1 disassembled clover
- You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
- > Pre Adventure at Itznotyerzitz Mine done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Itznotyerzitz Mine... (1) accesses required.
- [349] Itznotyerzitz Mine
- Encounter: Either Ore
- You acquire an item: linoleum ore
- You acquire an item: asbestos ore
- You acquire an item: chrome ore
- > Turn(349): Starting with 101 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.416666666666668
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 260.87482193696064
- > HP: 385/493, MP: 100/277
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Giving Trapper goat cheese and chrome ore
- Visiting the Trapper
- > Turn(349): Starting with 101 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -20.0 Exp Bonus: 23.416666666666668
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 260.87482193696064
- > HP: 385/493, MP: 100/277
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- You acquire an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (30)
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (24 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [350] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: Ninja Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- Adjusted combat item count: exploding cigar
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 130 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 112 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when Autumn the Kind taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
- You acquire an item: li'l ninja costume
- After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(350): Starting with 100 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 14.0 Exp Bonus: 95.592125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.6201920231798
- > HP: 400/424, MP: 58/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- autosell: 1 frigid ninja stars
- You gain 67 Meat
- Converting 4 backwoods screwdrivers into Fuel
- > Compressed 4 backwoods screwdriver into sheep, I mean fuel: 14 --> 45
- Converting bilge wine into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 bilge wine into sheep, I mean fuel: 45 --> 50
- Converting 2 Mornington crescent rolls into Fuel
- > Compressed 2 Mornington crescent roll into sheep, I mean fuel: 50 --> 67
- Unexpected error, debug log printed.
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [351] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: Ninja Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) drops 17 attack power.
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) drops 16 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) drops 6 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) takes 101 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 10 hit points
- You acquire an effect: Fearless (10)
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) takes 100 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and FluffyNevaeh took turns doing benchpresses with FuzzyKid's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(351): Starting with 99 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 101.1116875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.6201920231798
- > HP: 406/424, MP: 38/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 69 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- buy 9 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 684 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (9)
- use 9 black cherry soda
- You gain 91 Muscularity Points
- [352] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster takes 145 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled NoodleNatalie. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- After Battle: You gain 33 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(352): Starting with 98 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 140.97968749999998
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.6201920231798
- > HP: 424/424, MP: 60/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [353] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: Ninja Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 117 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 127 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when you and Doctor Tequila and PokeyAwesomeCaribou won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trog, the 5 lb. Jumpsuited Hound Dog
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: icy katana hilt
- You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
- After Battle: You gain 33 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(353): Starting with 97 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 161.75175
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 234.7078098794425
- > HP: 424/424, MP: 59/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- autosell: 1 frigid ninja stars
- You gain 67 Meat
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [354] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 59 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: ninja snowman assassin drops 23 attack power.
- Round 2: ninja snowman assassin drops 22 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin takes 76 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: ninja rope
- After Battle: You gain 49 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(354): Starting with 96 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 176.67225
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 234.7078098794425
- > HP: 372/424, MP: 67/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [355] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 58 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: ninja snowman assassin drops 11 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 23 attack power.
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 21 defense.
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ninja snowman assassin takes 85 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when you and SexySeal took turns doing benchpresses with Queen Uncanny's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: ninja crampons
- After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(355): Starting with 95 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 191.59275
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 234.7078098794425
- > HP: 323/425, MP: 66/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [356] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: Ninja Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 5 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 142 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VII, when both AwesomeThief the Elephant and Deft Doc complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: cold ninja mask
- After Battle: You gain 37 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(356): Starting with 94 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 206.51325
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 234.7078098794425
- > HP: 331/425, MP: 42/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 79 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 608 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (8)
- use 8 black cherry soda
- You gain 80 Muscularity Points
- [357] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: Ninja Snowman Janitor
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 6 attack power.
- Round 2: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 6 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 16 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman Janitor takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman Janitor takes 119 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman Janitor takes 125 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Ninja Snowman Janitor drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: ninja mop
- You acquire an item: pail
- You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(357): Starting with 93 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 223.24624999999997
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 234.7078098794425
- > HP: 362/425, MP: 72/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- autosell: 1 frigid ninja stars
- You gain 67 Meat
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Lair of the Ninja Snowmen done, beep.
- [358] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
- Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 51 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 24 attack power.
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 22 defense.
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: ninja snowman assassin takes 72 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: ninja snowman assassin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 37 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: ninja snowman assassin takes 78 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: ninja snowman assassin drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con X, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: ninja carabiner
- After Battle: You gain 52 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(358): Starting with 92 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 247.9164375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 234.7078098794425
- > HP: 286/425, MP: 73/260
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- Visiting the Trapper
- Ascending the Mist-Shrouded Peak
- > Time to take out Gargle, sure, Gargle (Groar)
- familiar Intergnat (35 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Mist-Shrouded Peak done, beep.
- [359] Mist-Shrouded Peak
- Encounter: panicking Knott Yeti AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti takes 133 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti takes 121 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VI, when Cool Ashley taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 334 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: yeti fur
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 79 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(359): Starting with 91 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 25.946875000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 291/495, MP: 71/277
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Time to take out Gargle, sure, Gargle (Groar)
- > Pre Adventure at Mist-Shrouded Peak done, beep.
- [360] Mist-Shrouded Peak
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR panicking Knott Yeti
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 19 attack power.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 18 defense.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti takes 12 damage.
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti takes 113 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti takes 135 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con X, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 355 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: yeti fur
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'choxdaa but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Roguishness
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(360): Starting with 90 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 27.759375000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 301/497, MP: 75/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Time to take out Gargle, sure, Gargle (Groar)
- > Pre Adventure at Mist-Shrouded Peak done, beep.
- [361] Mist-Shrouded Peak
- Encounter: panicking Knott Yeti WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 20 attack power.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 19 defense.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: panicking Knott Yeti drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti takes 123 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: panicking Knott Yeti drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: panicking Knott Yeti takes 110 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: panicking Knott Yeti drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: panicking Knott Yeti drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VII, when WhiskeyGuy the Fishy taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 338 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: yeti fur
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: The first state of matter is coal!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(361): Starting with 89 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.196875000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 303/497, MP: 52/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Time to take out Gargle, sure, Gargle (Groar)
- > Pre Adventure at Mist-Shrouded Peak done, beep.
- buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 608 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (8)
- use 8 black cherry soda
- You gain 80 Muscularity Points
- [362] Mist-Shrouded Peak
- Encounter: Groar WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Groar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Groar drops 8 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Groar drops 22 attack power.
- Round 3: Groar drops 20 defense.
- Round 3: Groar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Groar drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Groar takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Groar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Groar drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Groar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Groar drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Groar drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: Groar drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Groar takes 86 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Groar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Groar drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Groar takes 93 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Groar drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: Groar drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Groar takes 96 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: Groar drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: Groar drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Groar takes 90 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: Groar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 9: Groar drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when you and Professor Void took turns doing benchpresses with LankyChef the Great's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: Groar's fur
- You acquire an item: dense meat stack (5)
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 73 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 250 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(362): Starting with 88 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.196875000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 497/497, MP: 92/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- autosell: 1 dense meat stack
- You gain 1,000 Meat
- autosell: 4 dense meat stack
- You gain 4,000 Meat
- Visiting the Trapper
- You acquire an item: fuzzy busby
- > Turn(362): Starting with 88 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.196875000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 497/497, MP: 92/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 pirate fledges
- Use 1 gaudy key
- You acquire an item: snakehead charrrm
- Use 1 gaudy key
- You acquire an item: snakehead charrrm
- Use 1 snakehead charrrm + 1 snakehead charrrm
- You acquire an item: Talisman o' Namsilat
- > Turn(362): Starting with 88 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 28.196875000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 235.87482193696061
- > HP: 470/470, MP: 92/251
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- use 1 Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested
- You acquire an effect: Become Superficially interested (0)
- cast 1 Incredible Self-Esteem
- You acquire an effect: Become Superficially interested (0)
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [363] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 93 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 103 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 113 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- Paranormal activity reported at The Haunted Conservatory.
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(363): Starting with 87 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 210.87482193696061
- > HP: 437/437, MP: 52/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 60 hit points
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Haunted Conservatory
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Conservatory done, beep.
- buy 10 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 760 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (10)
- use 10 black cherry soda
- You gain 99 Muscularity Points
- [364] The Haunted Conservatory
- Encounter: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 2: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 47 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: The ghost of Lord Montague Spookyraven takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 47 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 4: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con X, when you and FuzzyBaby totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (3)
- You acquire an item: Spookyraven signet
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(363): Starting with 87 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.288541666666667
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 255.87482193696061
- > HP: 348/497, MP: 90/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [364] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: The Thin Tie-Dyed Line
- Took choice 140/3: enter combat
- choice.php?whichchoice=140&option=3&pwd
- Encounter: War Hippy drill sergeant WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 16 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Centrifugal force doesn't really exist! It's actually accelerated resonant radiation!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(364): Starting with 86 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 330/439, MP: 91/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [365] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 16 damage.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 16 damage.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 19 damage.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 19 damage.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 15 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 15 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 21 damage.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 21 damage.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 87 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 21 damage.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 90 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 15 damage.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 15 damage.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 52 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 117 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(365): Starting with 85 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 439/439, MP: 80/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [366] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy drill sergeant WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and SiennaLover and PastaChief won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Shafer's Fifteenth Law of Weight says any two objects exert matter on each other, regardless of their math!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(366): Starting with 84 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 432/439, MP: 77/279
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat training helmet
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [367] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 13 damage.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 12 damage.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 12 damage.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 17 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 17 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 17 damage.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 17 damage.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 90 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 11 damage.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 3 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 90 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 22 damage.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 22 damage.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Miss Tequila and BearAudrey won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(367): Starting with 83 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 438/439, MP: 92/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [368] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IV, when Fluffy Claire taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Simon's Third Law of Frequency says what goes right must come in!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 54 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(368): Starting with 82 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 434/439, MP: 68/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [369] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 123 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 93 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 89 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when you armwrestled Maya the Tipsy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 79 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 1 hit point
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(369): Starting with 81 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 441/441, MP: 80/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [370] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy drill sergeant WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Symington's Fourteenth Law of Radiation says the force acting on an object is equal to the flavor of the object times its gravity!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 63 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(370): Starting with 80 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 441/441, MP: 101/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [371] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: War Hippy drill sergeant WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 27 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 10 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 93 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 121 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 87 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you armwrestled PimpDude. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
- You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
- You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 61 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(371): Starting with 79 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 441/441, MP: 82/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Must save the ferret!!
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at Wartime Hippy Camp done, beep.
- [372] Wartime Hippy Camp
- Encounter: Blockin' Out the Scenery
- Took choice 142/3: start the war
- choice.php?whichchoice=142&option=3&pwd
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Visiting Yossarian
- You acquire an item: molybdenum magnet
- Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
- You acquire an item: rock band flyers
- Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
- Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
- > Turn(372): Starting with 78 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 0
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.493750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 212.49719092257396
- > HP: 441/441, MP: 89/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Source Terminal request: educate extract.edu
- Source Terminal: educate extract.edu
- > Source Terminal request: educate digitize.edu
- Source Terminal: educate digitize.edu
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (25 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- [373] Sonofa Beach
- Encounter: Dad-a-Chick
- You acquire an effect: Missing Fingers (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(373): Starting with 77 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 0
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 30.75625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 209.7078098794425
- > HP: 465/465, MP: 70/264
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- [374] Sonofa Beach
- Encounter: Hippies Don't Surf
- You gain 30 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(374): Starting with 76 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 0
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 30.75625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 209.7078098794425
- > HP: 465/465, MP: 79/264
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- [375] Sonofa Beach
- Encounter: lobsterfrogman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 10 damage.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts DIGITIZE!
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 61 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 93 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 72 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: lobsterfrogman takes 104 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 11: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 11: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con 3-D, when you and CoolMaiden and VodkaAwesomePunk won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 106 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
- After Battle: You gain 53 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 270
- > Encounter: 19.0 Exp Bonus: 30.75625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 209.7078098794425
- > HP: 429/465, MP: 71/264
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- familiar Intergnat (36 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 21 damage.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 21 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 15 damage.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 19 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 106 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Armstrong once said, 'Research is creating new knowledge,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous knowledge for 19 damage.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 19 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled PizzaRoomMaker. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 370
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 436/535, MP: 70/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 4 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 129 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 117 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con V, when CoolRussetDude taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle with "Team Edward" painted on the side.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 30 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 470
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 431/537, MP: 60/281
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 13 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 121 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 110 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: iced plum wine
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con II, when KetchupOmegaLover bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: tempura avocado
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 570
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 407/537, MP: 50/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- place.php?whichplace=snojo&action=snojo_controller
- Took choice 1118/2: mysticality training
- choice.php?whichchoice=1118&option=2&pwd
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 77 Muscularity Points
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 14 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Allen's First Law of Tenure says what goes right must come up!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 36 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 670
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 374/537, MP: 88/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 11 damage.
- Round 2: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 18 damage.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 15 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 20 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 21 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 21 damage.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 13 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 18 damage.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 18 damage.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 79 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 13 damage.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 5 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 88 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 13 damage.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 13 damage.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VIII, when FoodBear taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 770
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 325/537, MP: 78/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 16 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 21 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 74 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 79 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 83 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 88 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your K'choxdaa are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 870
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 209/537, MP: 66/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 17 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 23 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH MEDICINE!
- Round 6: You gain 148 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 63 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 92 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 94 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 95 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con II, when RottenRavioliSeal taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Aquamarine Matter!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 970
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 232/537, MP: 54/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 608 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (8)
- use 8 black cherry soda
- You gain 78 Muscularity Points
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: the X-32-F Combat Training Snowman WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 18 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 25 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH MEDICINE!
- Round 6: You gain 101 hit points
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 62 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 6 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 85 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 68 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 89 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con IV, when both CheeseMan and VodkaDancer complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Most of the universe is made up of a substance called Navy Matter!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 37 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 335 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 1070
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 537/537, MP: 100/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Pre Adventure at The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman done, beep.
- [376] The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR X-32-F Combat Training Snowman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 19 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 26 defense.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 6: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 88 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 7: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 90 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 8 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 56 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 9: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 6 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 56 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 10: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 10: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman takes 65 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 7 attack power.
- Round 11: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman drops 8 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con X, when both Harold the Wonderful and Harold the Majestic complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does the Harlem Shake, kind of. I mean it doesn't have quite the right anatomy for it but you guess that's what it's going for.
- After Battle: Isabella freaks out and starts babbling "I used to be a K'choxdaa but then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 1170
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.31875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 317/541, MP: 87/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- buy 1 figurine of an armored seal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: figurine of an armored seal
- buy 10 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [376] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [376] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 1 damage.
- Round 2: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 24 attack power.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 28 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 1 damage.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 1 damage.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 1 damage.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky takes 62 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 1 damage.
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky takes 64 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Centurion of Sparky takes 64 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 1 damage.
- Round 9: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 9: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Centurion of Sparky takes 64 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 1 damage.
- Round 10: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 10: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: Centurion of Sparky takes 69 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 11: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 1 damage.
- Round 11: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 11: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 attack power.
- Round 11: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con VIII, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 4 Roguishness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: ingot of seal-iron
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 46 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 1419
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.275000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 237.49719092257396
- > HP: 223/541, MP: 74/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- buy 1 figurine of an armored seal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: figurine of an armored seal
- buy 10 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [376] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [376] Noob Cave
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 46 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 25 attack power.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 28 defense.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky takes 80 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky takes 258 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: ingot of seal-iron
- After Battle: Isabella buzzes past your ear and drops a thin black candle. Looks like it's been buying handmade crap off Etsy again.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 1668
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.275000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 237.49719092257396
- > HP: 168/541, MP: 49/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- buy 1 figurine of an armored seal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: figurine of an armored seal
- buy 10 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (10)
- familiar XO Skeleton (28 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [376] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [376] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 44 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 29 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky takes 157 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky takes 240 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when PizzaMaria taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ingot of seal-iron
- After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 419 hit points
- > Turn(375): Starting with 75 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 1917
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 23.275000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 224.24283374069717
- > HP: 541/541, MP: 23/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- buy 5 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 380 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (5)
- use 5 black cherry soda
- You gain 47 Muscularity Points
- [376] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: tapdancing skeleton
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 16 attack power.
- Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 15 defense.
- Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: tapdancing skeleton drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: tapdancing skeleton takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 attack power.
- Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
- Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: tapdancing skeleton takes 143 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: tapdancing skeleton takes 133 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: tapdancing skeleton drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when you and Lord Pimp totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 9 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 25 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: tap shoes
- You acquire an item: janglin' bones
- After Battle: You gain 38 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(376): Starting with 74 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2081
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 220.93745109543173
- > HP: 541/541, MP: 79/282
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
- familiar Intergnat (36 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- [377] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: tapdancing skeleton WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tapdancing skeleton takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH RATIONAL THOUGHT!
- You acquire an effect: Rational Thought (10)
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IX, when Mega Clive taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Rudd's Twenty-second Law of Flavor says an object in a science lab tends to stay in a science lab!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 7 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(377): Starting with 73 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2245
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 541/541, MP: 79/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- [378] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: tapdancing skeleton AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: tapdancing skeleton drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: tapdancing skeleton takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: tapdancing skeleton drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: tapdancing skeleton takes 97 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: tapdancing skeleton takes 99 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when Chicken Victoria bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: bat wing stir-fry
- After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 77 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(378): Starting with 72 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2409
- > Encounter: 5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 548/548, MP: 89/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- [379] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 22 damage.
- Round 2: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 22 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 17 attack power.
- Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 16 defense.
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Peart once said, 'If you've got a problem, take it out on a drum,'" and takes it out on your opponent for 15 damage.
- Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 15 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neal Stephenson once said, 'The difference between stupid and intelligent people -- and this is true whether or not they are well-educated -- is that intelligent people can handle subtlety,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous subtlety for 22 damage.
- Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 22 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 7 attack power.
- Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 6 defense.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 13 damage.
- Round 5: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 13 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 99 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Patrick Harris once said, 'When you're sad, stop being sad and be awesome instead!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous awesomeness for 22 damage.
- Round 6: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 22 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and BurritoMakayla took turns doing benchpresses with AwesomeJim's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Strengthliness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: dehydrated caviar
- You acquire an item: desiccated apricot
- You acquire an item: flute of flat champagne
- You acquire an item: hors d'oeuvre tray
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 41 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(379): Starting with 71 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2573
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 26.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 548/548, MP: 88/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
- uneffect Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- cast 1 Smooth Movement
- You acquire an effect: Smooth Movements (10)
- You lose an effect: Musk of the Moose (0)
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- [380] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: Strung-Up Quartet
- Took choice 106/2: decrease combat frequency
- choice.php?whichchoice=106&option=2&pwd
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(380): Starting with 70 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2573
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 26.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 548/548, MP: 94/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for the basement of Spookyraven
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Ballroom done, beep.
- [381] The Haunted Ballroom
- Encounter: We'll All Be Flat
- Took choice 921/1: Play the music
- choice.php?whichchoice=921&option=1&pwd
- > If 'That Area is not available', mafia isn't recognizing it without a visit to manor2, not sure why.
- > Turn(381): Starting with 69 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2573
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 26.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 232.49719092257396
- > HP: 548/548, MP: 108/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
- Inspecting the Suspicious Masonry
- You acquire an item: recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
- use 1 recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
- use 1 recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
- > Searching for vinegar
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- [382] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: skeletal sommelier WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 41 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 2: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, when you and BlackNoodleBeast took turns doing benchpresses with AmazingMan's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- You acquire an item: BACON (3)
- After Battle: You gain 40 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(382): Starting with 68 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 2840
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 60.0 Item Drop: 242.49719092257396
- > HP: 470/508, MP: 80/244
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Searching for vinegar
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 76 Meat
- You acquire an item: black cherry soda
- use 1 black cherry soda
- You gain 10 Muscularity Points
- [383] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: lobsterfrogman WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 44 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 58 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 21 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 90 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 76 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: lobsterfrogman takes 97 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con 3-D, when Riley the Wonderful gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: gamma nog
- You gain 121 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 67 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(383): Starting with 67 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 3110
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 29.96875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 357/548, MP: 61/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- [384] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR mad wino
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 45 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
- Round 2: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(383): Starting with 67 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 3357
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 29.96875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 278/548, MP: 61/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting stolen sushi into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 stolen sushi into sheep, I mean fuel: 17 --> 31
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- [384] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: possessed wine rack WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 38 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 25 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: possessed wine rack takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts SCIENCE! FIGHT WITH MEDICINE!
- Round 6: You gain 156 hit points
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: possessed wine rack takes 68 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: possessed wine rack takes 76 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 9: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: possessed wine rack drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: possessed wine rack takes 85 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 10: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 11: possessed wine rack takes 92 damage.
- Round 11: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 11: possessed wine rack drops 8 attack power.
- Round 11: possessed wine rack drops 8 defense.
- Round 11: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Muscleboundness
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: dusty bottle of spooky Pinot Noir
- You acquire an item: actual tapas
- After Battle: Isabella says, "Did you know: Shatner's Twenty-first Law of Love says any two objects exert melody on each other, regardless of their friction!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(384): Starting with 66 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 3614
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 334/548, MP: 74/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting dusty bottle of Pinot Noir into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 dusty bottle of Pinot Noir into sheep, I mean fuel: 31 --> 34
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- [385] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR possessed wine rack
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 38 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 25 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: possessed wine rack takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 71 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: possessed wine rack takes 77 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: possessed wine rack takes 82 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 9: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: possessed wine rack takes 88 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 10: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con 3-D, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: actual tapas
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly gets a wild look in its eyes. "I'm a' chargin' mah K'choxdaa!" it shouts. "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 46 Strongness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(385): Starting with 65 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 3871
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 230/550, MP: 45/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- familiar XO Skeleton (29 lbs)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 152 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (2)
- use 2 black cherry soda
- You gain 20 Muscularity Points
- [386] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: possessed wine rack
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 38 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 25 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: possessed wine rack takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts NORTHERN EXPLOSION!
- Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 204 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGING THRUST-SMACK!
- Round 8: possessed wine rack takes 205 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Awesome Kaitlyn totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: dusty bottle of great Zinfandel
- After Battle: You gain 50 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 26 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 399 hit points
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Encounter: The Doctor is Out. Of Herbs.
- Took choice 1064/1: Sure, I'll go pick some flowers.
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1064&option=1
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Encounter: Helping Make Ends Meat
- Took choice 1059/1: Sure, I'll go check it out.
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1059&option=1
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Encounter: Lending a Hand (and a Foot)
- Took choice 1065/3: Okay, I'll be right back.
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1065&option=3
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- autosell: 1 dusty bottle of great Zinfandel
- You gain 35 Meat
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 386 current adventures: 64
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 12/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- buy 1 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 76 Meat
- You acquire an item: black cherry soda
- use 1 black cherry soda
- You gain 9 Muscularity Points
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 21/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 21/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 21/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- use 1 genie bottle
- [387] genie bottle
- main.php?checkbfast=84
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 1267/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=i+was+rich
- You gain 6,000 Meat
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 386 current adventures: 64
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4128
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 19.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 21/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 1 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 47 Meat
- You acquire an item: wad of dough
- buy 1 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 66 Meat
- You acquire an item: soda water
- [387] Cook 1 wad of dough + 1 soda water
- You acquire an item: loaf of soda bread
- Crafting used 1 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting loaf of soda bread into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 34 --> 40
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- buy 1 figurine of an armored seal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: figurine of an armored seal
- buy 10 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [387] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [387] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 50 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 28 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky takes 67 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky takes 63 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky takes 75 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Centurion of Sparky takes 67 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: You lose 29 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Centurion of Sparky takes 61 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IX, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ingot of seal-iron
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 45 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4377
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 23.275000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 255.93745109543173
- > HP: 414/550, MP: 16/284
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- buy 1 figurine of an armored seal for 475 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 475 Meat
- You acquire an item: figurine of an armored seal
- buy 10 seal-blubber candle for 95 each from Smacketeria
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire seal-blubber candle (10)
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (1) accesses required.
- [387] Infernal Seal Ritual
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [387] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Centurion of Sparky
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 48 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Centurion of Sparky drops 28 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Centurion of Sparky takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Centurion of Sparky drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Centurion of Sparky takes 97 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Centurion of Sparky takes 65 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Centurion of Sparky takes 67 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Centurion of Sparky takes 97 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VI, when you and SuperKatherine and CheeseWhatever won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ingot of seal-iron
- After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(386): Starting with 64 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4626
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 23.275000000000002
- > Meat Drop: 100.0 Item Drop: 255.93745109543173
- > HP: 324/550, MP: 39/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for vinegar
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Wine Cellar done, beep.
- buy 10 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 760 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (10)
- use 10 black cherry soda
- You gain 103 Muscularity Points
- [387] The Haunted Wine Cellar
- Encounter: possessed wine rack
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 38 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 25 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: possessed wine rack drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: possessed wine rack takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: possessed wine rack drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: possessed wine rack drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: possessed wine rack takes 72 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: possessed wine rack takes 82 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: possessed wine rack takes 85 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: possessed wine rack drops 8 attack power.
- Round 9: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: possessed wine rack takes 91 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 10: possessed wine rack drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: possessed wine rack drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you and Lord Booger and MegaMark won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 33 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: dusty bottle of glassy Marsala
- You acquire an item: bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
- After Battle: You gain 41 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 286 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(387): Starting with 63 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 4883
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 30.1875
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 250.93745109543173
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 95/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting dusty bottle of Marsala into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 dusty bottle of Marsala into sheep, I mean fuel: 40 --> 48
- > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
- familiar Intergnat (36 lbs)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
- [388] The Haunted Laundry Room
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR possessed laundry press
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: possessed laundry press takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 22 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 2: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you and MustardTortoise and NoodleSeal won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella gives you a thin black candle with "Team Edward" painted on the side.
- You acquire an item: thin black candle
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(388): Starting with 62 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 5140
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 29.647916666666667
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 52/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
- buy 9 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 684 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (9)
- use 9 black cherry soda
- You gain 88 Muscularity Points
- [389] The Haunted Laundry Room
- Encounter: plaid ghost WITH SCIENCE!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: plaid ghost takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the T.U.R.D.S. Key!
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 31 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(388): Starting with 62 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 5140
- > Encounter: -27.0 Exp Bonus: 29.378125
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 550/550, MP: 86/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
- [389] The Haunted Laundry Room
- Encounter: the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza NAMED NEIL
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 19 damage.
- Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 19 damage.
- Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 33 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 3: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 21 damage.
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 21 damage.
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 6 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 40 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 25 defense.
- Round 4: Isabella says, "As Neil Diamond once said, 'When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous merriness for 13 damage.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 13 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Isabella says, "As Neil Young once said, 'It's better to burn out, than to fade away,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous burning for 19 damage.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 19 damage.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Isabella says, "As Neil Gaiman once said, 'The imagination is a muscle. If it is not exercised, it atrophies,'" and beats the enemy with outrageous imagination for 15 damage.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 15 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 57 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 7: Isabella says, "As Neil Cassady once said, 'Sometimes I sits and thinks. Other times I sits and drinks, but mostly I just sits,'" and beats your opponent with outrageous beatings for 15 damage.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 15 damage.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 57 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 8: Isabella says, "As Neil Degrasse Tyson once said, 'If your ego starts out, "I am important, I am big, I am special," you're in for some disappointments when you look around at what we've discovered about the universe!'" and beats the enemy with outrageous perspective for 18 damage.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 18 damage.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
- You gain 81 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: fabric softener
- You acquire an item: bottle of laundry sherry
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 60 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(389): Starting with 61 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 5381
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.44375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 262.49719092257396
- > HP: 444/552, MP: 64/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- Converting bottle of laundry sherry into Fuel
- > Compressed 1 bottle of laundry sherry into sheep, I mean fuel: 48 --> 56
- > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
- [390] The Haunted Laundry Room
- Encounter: the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza AND TESLA!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 42 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 23 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 61 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 67 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 97 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: Knob Goblin perfume
- Your familiar gains a pound: Isabella, the 17 lb. Intergnat
- You gain 83 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bottle of laundry sherry
- After Battle: Isabella accidentally nudges your hand into the nearby tesla coil. BZAP!
- After Battle: You gain 70 Muscularity Points
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 167 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(390): Starting with 60 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 5622
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.44375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 264.11097427455985
- > HP: 552/552, MP: 92/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
- [391] The Haunted Laundry Room
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 42 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 23 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 59 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 100 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 78 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when both Queen Pizza and Oliver the Many complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Smarm
- You gain 95 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twerking. Is... is that a thing a gnat can do? I guess if a gnat has legs it must also have a butt.
- You acquire an item: fabric hardener
- You acquire an item: bottle of laundry sherry
- After Battle: Isabella suddenly starts twitching spasmodically and shouts "I made you a CatFeet but I eated it!"
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 50 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(391): Starting with 59 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 5863
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.44375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 264.11097427455985
- > HP: 481/552, MP: 84/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Searching for baking soda, I mean, blasting pop.
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Laundry Room done, beep.
- [392] The Haunted Laundry Room
- Encounter: the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 40 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 81 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 104 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 80 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XII, when TortoiseMan taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 89 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella finds a leek somewhere and sings a polka while twirling it around.
- You acquire an item: bloodstain stick
- You acquire an item: blasting soda
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 52 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(392): Starting with 58 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 6104
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.44375
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 205.95235392680607
- > HP: 414/552, MP: 92/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Time to cook up something explosive! Science fair unstable fulminate time!
- [393] Cook 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar + 1 blasting soda
- You acquire an item: unstable fulminate
- Crafting used 1 each of bottle of Chateau de Vinegar and blasting soda
- equip off-hand unstable fulminate
- > Now we mix and heat it up.
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Boiler Room done, beep.
- [394] The Haunted Boiler Room
- Encounter: ELDRITCH HORROR coaltergeist
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: coaltergeist takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: coaltergeist takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 45 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 2: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella starts twitching and moaning. "All your K'choxdaa are belong to us!", it blurts.
- You acquire an item: BACON
- After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(394): Starting with 56 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 6355
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.77916666666667
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 205.95235392680607
- > HP: 389/554, MP: 91/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- equip off-hand unstable fulminate
- > Now we mix and heat it up.
- > Pre Adventure at The Haunted Boiler Room done, beep.
- [395] The Haunted Boiler Room
- Encounter: monstrous boiler WITH BACON!!!
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: monstrous boiler takes 6 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: monstrous boiler drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: monstrous boiler drops 23 attack power.
- Round 4: monstrous boiler drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: monstrous boiler drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: monstrous boiler takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 61 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 7: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: monstrous boiler takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 69 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: monstrous boiler drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: monstrous boiler takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: monstrous boiler takes 74 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 9: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: monstrous boiler drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: monstrous boiler takes 5 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: monstrous boiler takes 107 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 1 hit point
- Round 10: monstrous boiler drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: monstrous boiler drops 8 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: wine bomb
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Isabella does a strange, angry-looking stompy sort of dance, while shouting "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS".
- You acquire an item: BACON (5)
- After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 193 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Inspecting the Suspicious Masonry
- > Turn(395): Starting with 55 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 6588
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.70625
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 205.95235392680607
- > HP: 554/554, MP: 83/286
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip off-hand KoL Con 13 snowglobe
- > Down with the tyrant of Spookyraven!
- familiar XO Skeleton (24 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Summoning Chamber done, beep.
- [396] Summoning Chamber
- Encounter: Lord Spookyraven
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 1: Lord Spookyraven takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Lord Spookyraven takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Lord Spookyraven drops 26 attack power.
- Round 4: Lord Spookyraven drops 24 defense.
- Round 4: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Lord Spookyraven takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Lord Spookyraven drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 63 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: Lord Spookyraven drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Lord Spookyraven drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Lord Spookyraven takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 74 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: Lord Spookyraven drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: Lord Spookyraven drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: Lord Spookyraven takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Lord Spookyraven takes 80 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 9: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Lord Spookyraven takes 4 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Lord Spookyraven takes 86 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 10: Lord Spookyraven drops 12 attack power.
- Round 10: Lord Spookyraven drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con V, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Eye of Ed
- You acquire an item: Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet
- After Battle: You gain 111 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 41 Roguishness
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(396): Starting with 54 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 6852
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 19.118750000000002
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 202.3318042491699
- > HP: 506/554, MP: 59/287
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Must get a snake nose.
- Talking to the Crackpot Mystic
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 664/1: Sure, old man. Tell me all about it.
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1&choiceform1=Sure%252C%2Bold%2Bman.%2B%2BTell%2Bme%2Ball%2Babout%2Bit.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 664/1: Against my better judgment, yes.
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1&choiceform1=Against%2Bmy%2Bbetter%2Bjudgment%252C%2Byes.
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 664/1: Er, sure, I guess so...
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1&choiceform1=Er%2C%2Bsure%2C%2BI%2Bguess%2Bso...
- You acquire an item: continuum transfunctioner
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [397] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: baa-relief sheep
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos executes a macro!
- Round 1: Arbos attacks!
- Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 74 damage.
- Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: baa-relief sheep takes 77 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VIII, when Cheese Boris taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [398] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: craven carven raven
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 20 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 3: craven carven raven takes 104 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: craven carven raven takes 90 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VII, and you remember that you forgot to unpack your bags when you got home. You do so, and find a weird thing you don't remember packing in the first place...
- You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: shiny stones
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a bicycle tire for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 10 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [399] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
- Took choice 580/1: muscle substats
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=1
- You gain 130 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [400] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: craven carven raven
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 3: craven carven raven takes 91 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos attacks!
- Round 4: craven carven raven takes 84 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con XII, when you and KetchupWizard the Great totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: shiny stones
- After Battle: You gain 37 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [401] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Such Great Heights
- Took choice 579/2: gain the Nostril of the Serpent
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=579&option=2
- You acquire an item: the Nostril of the Serpent
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [402] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Such Great Depths
- Took choice 581/3: fight clan of cave bars
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=581&option=3
- Encounter: clan of cave bars
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 138 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 3: clan of cave bars takes 48 damage.
- Round 3: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 3: You lose 115 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: clan of cave bars takes 52 damage.
- Round 4: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 4: You lose 117 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts CLUB FOOT!
- Round 5: clan of cave bars drops 15 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 116 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: clan of cave bars takes 73 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 116 hit points
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 396 hit points
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Owwie, was beaten up but trying to recover
- cast 1 Tongue of the Walrus
- You gain 31 hit points
- You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- [403] Rest in your dwelling
- You gain 38 hit points
- You gain 40 Muscularity Points
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [404] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: lobsterfrogman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 52 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman takes 55 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 86 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman takes 55 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 35 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman takes 50 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con V, when BeefBeefyAgent taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 16 Muscularity Points
- You gain 115 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
- After Battle: You gain 52 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 28 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [405] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: craven carven raven
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: craven carven raven takes 81 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: craven carven raven takes 72 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when FluffyHilary taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 24 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: shiny stones
- After Battle: You gain 34 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 153 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [406] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: baa-relief sheep
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 83 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: baa-relief sheep takes 79 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con V, when FluffyDeer the Tipsy gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 17 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Survey says... X.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 37 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [407] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: stone temple pirate
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: stone temple pirate takes 116 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ancient poisoned dart
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [408] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Such Great Depths
- Took choice 581/1: gain a glowing fungus (0)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=581&option=1
- You acquire an item: glowing fungus
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [409] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: stone temple pirate
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: stone temple pirate takes 89 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: stone temple pirate takes 83 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con VI, when you and FuzzyAlexandra totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: ancient poisoned dart
- After Battle: You gain 32 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [410] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Such Great Heights
- Took choice 579/2: skip adventure
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=579&option=2
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [410] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Such Great Heights
- Took choice 579/2: skip adventure
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=579&option=2
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [410] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
- Took choice 580/1: muscle substats
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=1
- You gain 134 Beefiness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [411] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: craven carven raven
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: craven carven raven takes 91 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: craven carven raven takes 112 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con XI, when you armwrestled SealThief the Raven-haired. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 18 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: shiny stones
- After Battle: You gain 34 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [412] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
- Took choice 580/1: muscle substats
- choice.php?whichchoice=580&option=1&pwd
- You gain 144 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [413] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: craven carven raven
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: craven carven raven takes 117 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when you armwrestled Professor Wonderful. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: shiny stones
- After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [414] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: stone temple pirate
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: stone temple pirate takes 108 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: stone temple pirate takes 88 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You reflect on KoL Con IX, when Eddie the Cantankerous taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 10 lb. XO Skeleton
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: eyepatch
- You acquire an item: ancient poisoned dart
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a big cheerio for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 33 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 9 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- Paranormal activity reported at The Overgrown Lot.
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [415] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: Such Great Heights
- Took choice 579/2: skip adventure
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=579&option=2
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [415] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: baa-relief sheep
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 91 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: baa-relief sheep takes 83 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VI, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 10 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Pre Adventure at The Hidden Temple done, beep.
- [416] The Hidden Temple
- Encounter: baa-relief sheep
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 2: baa-relief sheep takes 89 damage.
- Round 2: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos attacks!
- Round 3: baa-relief sheep takes 84 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when you and Mad Katherine and MegaKatherine won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: stone wool
- After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 30 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 416 current adventures: 34
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(416): Starting with 34 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 7771
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 25.462500000000002
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
- > HP: 590/590, MP: 101/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 99 control: 10
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- mcd 9
- > Ghost busting time! At: The Overgrown Lot
- > Time to bust some ghosts!!!
- use 1 wriggling worm
- You acquire an effect: Baited Hook (100)
- > Pre Adventure at The Overgrown Lot done, beep.
- [417] The Overgrown Lot
- Encounter: the ghost of Oily McBindle
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 3 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts SHOOT GHOST!
- Round 5: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: the ghost of Oily McBindle takes 1 damage.
- Round 5: You lose 17 hit points
- > Busting makes me feel good!!
- Round 5: Arbos casts TRAP GHOST!
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- You acquire an item: swindleblossom
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con IV, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: psychokinetic energy blob (5)
- You acquire an item: haunted bindle
- After Battle: Bustin' that ghost made you feel really good! (+20 Stats)
- After Battle: You gain 42 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(416): Starting with 34 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 7872
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 23.1375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 174.08099243547832
- > HP: 535/590, MP: 76/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > Gotta hunt down them Naskar boys.
- uneffect On the Trail
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 89 Muscularity Points
- [417] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Flock of Stab-bats
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: Flock of Stab-bats takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats takes 2 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 35 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Batter Up!
- Round 2: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con IV, when CheesyElizabeth taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. I guess this is the spot?
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 46 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 68 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(417): Starting with 33 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8125
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.25625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 558/558, MP: 96/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [418] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Last Egg Gets Al
- You acquire an item: photograph of an ostrich egg
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(418): Starting with 32 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8125
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.160416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 558/558, MP: 78/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [419] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Rod Nevada, Vendor
- Took choice 873/1: photograph of a red nugget
- choice.php?whichchoice=873&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: photograph of a red nugget
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(419): Starting with 31 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8125
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.160416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 558/558, MP: 72/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [420] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Do Geese See God?
- Took choice 129/1: photograph of God
- choice.php?whichchoice=129&option=1&pwd
- You acquire an item: photograph of God
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(420): Starting with 30 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8125
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.160416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 558/558, MP: 51/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [421] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Taco Cat
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Taco Cat takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: Taco Cat takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill Asdon Martin: Spring-Loaded Front Bumper
- Round 2: Arbos casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(420): Starting with 30 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8362
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.160416666666666
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 528/558, MP: 51/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- Converting 2 bottles of laundry sherry into Fuel
- > Compressed 2 bottle of laundry sherry into sheep, I mean fuel: 6 --> 21
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [421] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Bob Racecar
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts TRANSCENDENT OLFACTION!
- You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
- Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 3 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 7 damage.
- Round 3: You lose 32 hit points
- Round 3: Arbos uses the disposable instant camera!
- You acquire an item: photograph of a dog
- Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 4: You lose 26 hit points
- Round 4: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 24 attack power.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 23 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 6: Bob Racecar takes 11 damage.
- Round 6: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 90 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 6 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Bob Racecar takes 60 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 9: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 9: Bob Racecar takes 6 damage.
- Round 9: You lose 19 hit points
- Round 9: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 10: Bob Racecar takes 61 damage.
- Round 10: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 10: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VI, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscularity Points
- You gain 217 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: mesh cap
- You acquire an item: stunt nuts
- You acquire an item: ketchup hound
- You acquire an item: a butt tuba
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(421): Starting with 29 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8598
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.13671875
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 425/528, MP: 32/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- use 3 psychokinetic energy blob
- You gain 70 Muscularity Points
- [422] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Tan Gnat
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Tan Gnat takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Tan Gnat takes 5 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
- > Looking at banishAction: skill KGB tranquilizer dart
- Round 2: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(421): Starting with 29 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 8832
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.13671875
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 382/528, MP: 76/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [422] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Bob Racecar
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 23 attack power.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 22 defense.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 84 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 89 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 2 hit points
- Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Bob Racecar takes 127 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 3 hit points
- Round 9: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con IV, when you and FoodBoar and RumSpy won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- You gain 176 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: mesh cap
- You acquire an item: leather chaps
- You acquire an item: stunt nuts
- You acquire an item: ketchup hound
- You acquire an item: a butt tuba
- After Battle: You gain 48 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(422): Starting with 28 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9068
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.15625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 339/528, MP: 77/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [423] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Bob Racecar
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 31 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 24 attack power.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 22 defense.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 8 attack power.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 106 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 100 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you managed to successfully coordinate a dinner for a group of like forty people.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- You gain 232 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: leather chaps
- You acquire an item: stunt nuts
- You acquire an item: ketchup hound
- After Battle: +1 bass (to Clan Floundry)
- After Battle: You gain 48 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(423): Starting with 27 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9304
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.15625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 313/528, MP: 78/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [424] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Racecar Bob
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Racecar Bob takes 6 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 6 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 33 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 24 attack power.
- Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
- Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Racecar Bob takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Racecar Bob drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: Racecar Bob drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Racecar Bob takes 94 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 103 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Racecar Bob takes 6 damage.
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Racecar Bob takes 107 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Racecar Bob drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con V, when BaconMaker gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: White Hyborian
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 219 Meat
- You gain 10 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: mesh cap
- You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
- You acquire an item: stunt nuts
- You acquire an item: ketchup hound
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(424): Starting with 26 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9546
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.15625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 302/528, MP: 88/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- > Pre Adventure at Inside the Palindome done, beep.
- [425] Inside the Palindome
- Encounter: Bob Racecar
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: Bob Racecar takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 23 attack power.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 22 defense.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: Bob Racecar drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 5: Bob Racecar takes 11 damage.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: Bob Racecar drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 98 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: Bob Racecar takes 4 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: Bob Racecar takes 97 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: Bob Racecar takes 109 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: Bob Racecar drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: Bob Racecar drops 9 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con IV, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
- You gain 217 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: leather chaps
- You acquire an item: ketchup hound
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: +1 bass (to Clan Floundry)
- You acquire an item: "I Love Me, Vol. I"
- After Battle: You gain 68 Strengthliness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 243 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(425): Starting with 25 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9782
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.15625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 530/530, MP: 77/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- use 1 "I Love Me, Vol. I"
- Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
- Took choice 872/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=872&option=1&photo1=2259&photo2=7264&photo3=7263&photo4=7265
- You lose 540 hit points
- You acquire an item: "2 Love Me, Vol. 2"
- use 1 "2 Love Me, Vol. 2"
- Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
- You lose an effect: Beaten Up (0)
- You gain 530 hit points
- Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
- > Turn(425): Starting with 25 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9782
- > Encounter: -26.0 Exp Bonus: 29.15625
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 530/530, MP: 77/254
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 608 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (8)
- use 8 black cherry soda
- You gain 76 Muscularity Points
- [426] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: Don't Fence Me In
- Took choice 73/1: muscle substats
- choice.php?whichchoice=73&option=1&pwd
- You gain 29 Muscleboundness
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(426): Starting with 24 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9782
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 106/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- [427] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: Don't Fence Me In
- Took choice 73/1: muscle substats
- choice.php?whichchoice=73&option=1&pwd
- You gain 28 Strengthliness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(427): Starting with 23 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9782
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 114/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- cast 1 Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
- You acquire an effect: Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric (10)
- cast 1 Singer's Faithful Ocelot
- You acquire an effect: Singer's Faithful Ocelot (10)
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- [428] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: white chocolate golem
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 4 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: white chocolate golem drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: white chocolate golem drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: white chocolate golem takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: white chocolate golem drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: white chocolate golem drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: white chocolate golem takes 105 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: You lose 1 hit point
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: white chocolate golem takes 111 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con V, when both GreatLankyWizard and NoodleIntelligence the Bewildering complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white chocolate chips
- After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(428): Starting with 22 left at Level: 12
- > Still flyering: 9917
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 67/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- [429] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: Knight in White Satin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos uses the rock band flyers!
- Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Knight in White Satin drops 14 attack power.
- Round 3: Knight in White Satin drops 14 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: Knight in White Satin takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: Knight in White Satin drops 6 attack power.
- Round 5: Knight in White Satin drops 5 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Knight in White Satin takes 119 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VI, when Arthur the Unpleasant gave you that delicious drink. It was so good! You go into your kitchen and try to recreate it.
- You acquire an item: soilzerac
- You gain 50 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white satin pants
- After Battle: You gain 36 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 10 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(429): Starting with 21 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 72/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Done with this Flyer crap
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
- mcd 0
- > Turn(429): Starting with 21 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 0.0 Exp Bonus: 23.015625000000004
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 464/464, MP: 72/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 89 control: 0
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- mcd 9
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- [430] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: Hack to the Future
- You acquire an item: white hat hacker T-shirt
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(430): Starting with 20 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 50/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- buy 8 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 608 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (8)
- use 8 black cherry soda
- You gain 79 Muscularity Points
- [431] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: Monty of County Crisco
- You acquire an item: bag of lard
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(431): Starting with 19 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 83/289
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- [432] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: white lion
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: white lion drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: white lion drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: white lion takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: white lion drops 6 attack power.
- Round 4: white lion drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: white lion takes 109 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think about the first night of KoL Con XI, when UncannyPizzaWizard taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
- You gain 67 Meat
- You gain 12 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: catgut
- You acquire an item: lion oil
- After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(432): Starting with 18 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 91/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Off to the grove for some doofy food!
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > We can't cap this drop bear!
- > Pre Adventure at Whitey's Grove done, beep.
- [433] Whitey's Grove
- Encounter: whitesnake
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 2: whitesnake drops 14 attack power.
- Round 2: whitesnake drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 3: whitesnake takes 11 damage.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: whitesnake drops 5 attack power.
- Round 4: whitesnake drops 5 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: whitesnake takes 107 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 5: You lose 2 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: whitesnake takes 112 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con VII, when Addison the Inebriated taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 25 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: white snake skin
- You acquire an item: bird rib
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big X. Better watch out for the train.
- You acquire an item: X
- After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 9 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- equip pants pantogram pants
- > Turn(433): Starting with 17 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 24.646875
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 495/564, MP: 76/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
- > In the palindome
- [434] Cook 1 bird rib + 1 lion oil
- You acquire an item: wet stew
- Crafting used 1 each of bird rib and lion oil
- [434] Cook 1 wet stew + 1 stunt nuts
- You acquire an item: wet stunt nut stew
- Crafting used 1 each of stunt nuts and wet stew
- Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
- You acquire an item: Mega Gem
- Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
- Took choice 872/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=872&option=1&photo1=2259&photo2=7264&photo3=7263&photo4=7265
- equip acc2 Mega Gem
- > War sir is raw!!
- > Pre Adventure at Noob Cave done, beep.
- > About to start a combat indirectly at Noob Cave... (2) accesses required.
- Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
- Encounter: Dr. Awkward
- Took choice 131/3: Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=131&option=3
- Encounter: Dr. Awkward
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- > ccAdvBypass has encountered a combat! (param: '')
- [434] Noob Cave
- Encounter: Dr. Awkward
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: Dr. Awkward drops 8 attack power.
- Round 2: Dr. Awkward drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 25 attack power.
- Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 23 defense.
- Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: Dr. Awkward drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 4: Dr. Awkward drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Dr. Awkward drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Dr. Awkward drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: Dr. Awkward drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 5: Dr. Awkward takes 84 damage.
- Round 5: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 5: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: Dr. Awkward drops 8 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 18 hit points
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: Dr. Awkward takes 108 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 6: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: Dr. Awkward drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: Dr. Awkward takes 112 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: Dr. Awkward drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: Dr. Awkward drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con XII, when you armwrestled Marlon the Tipsy. You lost, but it was a good workout!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley heals you a little. Thanks, buddy!
- After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 20 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: Staff of Fats
- You acquire an item: Drowsy Sword
- After Battle: You gain 87 Beefiness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 49 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 39 Chutzpah
- You gain a Moxie point!
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(434): Starting with 16 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 18.55
- > Meat Drop: 90.0 Item Drop: 169.08099243547832
- > HP: 509/509, MP: 94/231
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 78 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Gremlin prep
- > Turn(434): Starting with 16 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -5.0 Exp Bonus: 22.175
- > Meat Drop: 120.0 Item Drop: 209.08099243547832
- > HP: 509/568, MP: 94/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 59 hit points
- familiar Oily Woim (18 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it done, beep.
- [435] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
- Encounter: lobsterfrogman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman takes 78 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 92 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 102 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 11 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when FurryWizard the Wolverine taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
- You gain 126 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
- After Battle: You gain 59 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(435): Starting with 15 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.44375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 551/568, MP: 88/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 17 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it done, beep.
- [436] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
- Encounter: A.M.C. gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: A.M.C. gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: A.M.C. gremlin drops 11 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- > In findBanisher for: A.M.C. gremlin
- Round 2: Arbos casts BATTER UP!!
- Round 3: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when SexyMadAgent taught you to play that really complicated board game.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(436): Starting with 14 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.44375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 557/568, MP: 50/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 11 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it done, beep.
- buy 11 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 836 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (11)
- use 11 black cherry soda
- You gain 106 Muscularity Points
- [437] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
- Encounter: vegetable gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- > In findBanisher for: vegetable gremlin
- Round 2: Arbos casts SNOKEBOMB!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(436): Starting with 14 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.429166666666667
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 568/568, MP: 78/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- > Pre Adventure at Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it done, beep.
- [437] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
- Encounter: batwinged gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: batwinged gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: batwinged gremlin drops 10 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- Round 2: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 3: batwinged gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: batwinged gremlin drops 13 defense.
- Round 3: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 2
- Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 4: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 3
- Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 5: batwinged gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: batwinged gremlin drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 4
- Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 6: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: batwinged gremlin drops 12 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 5
- Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 7: batwinged gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 24 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 6
- Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 8: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: batwinged gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 23 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 7
- Round 8: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 9: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: batwinged gremlin drops 12 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 20 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 8
- Round 9: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 10: batwinged gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 10: batwinged gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 18 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 9
- Round 10: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 11: batwinged gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 11: batwinged gremlin drops 12 defense.
- Round 11: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 10
- Round 11: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 12: batwinged gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 12: batwinged gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 12: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 11
- Round 12: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 13: batwinged gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 13: batwinged gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 13: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 12
- Round 13: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 14: batwinged gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 14: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 14: You lose 10 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 13
- Round 14: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 15: batwinged gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 15: batwinged gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 15: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 14
- Round 15: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 16: batwinged gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 16: batwinged gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 16: You lose 7 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 15
- Round 16: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
- You acquire an item: molybdenum hammer
- Round 17: batwinged gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 17: batwinged gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 17: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con VIII, when both Mega Alexandra and UncannyPunk complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
- You gain 102 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- You acquire an item: gremlin juice
- After Battle: You gain 53 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(437): Starting with 13 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.44375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 325/568, MP: 95/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 243 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Out by that Rusted-Out Car done, beep.
- [438] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
- Encounter: erudite gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- > In findBanisher for: erudite gremlin
- Round 2: Arbos casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(437): Starting with 13 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.465625
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 534/568, MP: 67/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 34 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Out by that Rusted-Out Car done, beep.
- buy 9 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 684 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (9)
- use 9 black cherry soda
- You gain 86 Muscularity Points
- [438] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
- Encounter: vegetable gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- Round 2: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 3: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 2
- Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 4: vegetable gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 4: vegetable gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 3
- Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: vegetable gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 28 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 4
- Round 5: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
- You acquire an item: molybdenum screwdriver
- Round 6: vegetable gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: vegetable gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You think back on KoL Con XI, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
- Your familiar gains a pound: Trofflesby, the 4 lb. Oily Woim
- You gain 92 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- You acquire an item: gremlin juice
- After Battle: You gain 50 Strengthliness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(438): Starting with 12 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.4
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 470/568, MP: 77/291
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 98 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Over Where the Old Tires Are done, beep.
- buy 4 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 304 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (4)
- use 4 black cherry soda
- You gain 43 Muscularity Points
- [439] Over Where the Old Tires Are
- Encounter: spider gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: spider gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 24 defense.
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 10 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 2
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: spider gremlin takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: spider gremlin drops 11 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 3
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 4
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: spider gremlin takes 67 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 6: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 5
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: spider gremlin takes 80 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: spider gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: spider gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 6
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: spider gremlin takes 87 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 4 hit points
- Round 8: spider gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: spider gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 7
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: spider gremlin takes 94 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 9: spider gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 9: spider gremlin drops 12 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con VII, when you and Uncanny Martin took turns doing benchpresses with CoolMartin's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- You gain 109 Meat
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 49 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
- You gain a Mysticality point!
- After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(439): Starting with 11 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.553125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 558/570, MP: 83/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 12 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Over Where the Old Tires Are done, beep.
- [440] Over Where the Old Tires Are
- Encounter: erudite gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: erudite gremlin drops 10 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- Round 2: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 3: erudite gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: You lose 31 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 2
- Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: erudite gremlin drops 12 defense.
- Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 3
- Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 5: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 4
- Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 6: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: erudite gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 26 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 5
- Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 7: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 6
- Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 8: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 23 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 7
- Round 8: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 9: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 9: erudite gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 8
- Round 9: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 10: erudite gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 10: You lose 19 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 9
- Round 10: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 11: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 11: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 11: You lose 18 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 10
- Round 11: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 12: erudite gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 12: erudite gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 12: You lose 15 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 11
- Round 12: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 13: erudite gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 13: erudite gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 13: You lose 14 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 12
- Round 13: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 14: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 14: erudite gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 14: You lose 11 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 13
- Round 14: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
- You acquire an item: molybdenum crescent wrench
- Round 15: erudite gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 15: erudite gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 15: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You pause and think about KoL Con X, when Kenny the Unpleasant bought you dinner. Wait a minute -- that dinner is still in your refrigerator!
- You acquire an item: filet of The Fish
- You gain 98 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(440): Starting with 10 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.553125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 303/570, MP: 64/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 267 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Near an Abandoned Refrigerator done, beep.
- buy 3 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 228 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (3)
- use 3 black cherry soda
- You gain 33 Muscularity Points
- [441] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
- Encounter: spider gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 2: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- Round 2: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: You lose 30 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 2
- Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 4: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: You lose 20 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 3
- Round 4: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: You lose 27 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 4
- Round 5: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 6: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 6: spider gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 5
- Round 6: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 7: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 17 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 6
- Round 7: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 8: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 23 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 7
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 8: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 9: spider gremlin drops 20 attack power.
- Round 9: spider gremlin drops 19 defense.
- Round 9: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: spider gremlin drops 12 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 8
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 9: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 10: spider gremlin takes 12 damage.
- Round 10: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 10: spider gremlin drops 11 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 9
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 10: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 11: spider gremlin drops 7 attack power.
- Round 11: spider gremlin drops 7 defense.
- Round 11: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 11: spider gremlin drops 12 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 10
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 11: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 12: spider gremlin takes 111 damage.
- Round 12: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 12: spider gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 12: spider gremlin drops 11 defense.
- Round 12: You lose 11 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 11
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 12: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 13: spider gremlin takes 122 damage.
- Round 13: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 13: spider gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 13: spider gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 13: You lose 9 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 12
- > In findBanisher for: spider gremlin
- Round 13: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 14: spider gremlin takes 127 damage.
- Round 14: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 14: spider gremlin drops 11 attack power.
- Round 14: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 14: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con 3-D, when everybody got really excited about your super-Moxious Disco Bandit costume.
- After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
- You gain 102 Meat
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 56 Beefiness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- cast 1 Leash of Linguini
- You acquire an effect: Leash of Linguini (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(441): Starting with 9 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 421/570, MP: 63/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 149 hit points
- > Pre Adventure at Near an Abandoned Refrigerator done, beep.
- buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 152 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (2)
- use 2 black cherry soda
- You gain 22 Muscularity Points
- [442] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
- Encounter: spider gremlin
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
- > ccsJunkyard: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- > cc_Junkyard: 1
- Round 2: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: spider gremlin drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: You lose 32 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 2
- Round 3: Arbos uses the dictionary!
- Round 4: spider gremlin drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: spider gremlin drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: You lose 29 hit points
- > cc_Junkyard: 3
- Round 4: Arbos uses the molybdenum magnet!
- You acquire an item: molybdenum pliers
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: spider gremlin drops 13 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con IX, when you and Tequila Peter took turns doing benchpresses with WackyFantasticKid's car. Wait, did that really happen?
- After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
- You gain 111 Meat
- You gain 11 Meat.
- After Battle: You gain 52 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
- After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
- You gain a Moxie point!
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(442): Starting with 8 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -15.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 145.0
- > HP: 500/570, MP: 71/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > Doing them gremlins
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 70 hit points
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- Visiting Yossarian
- You acquire an item: wrench bracelet
- > Turn(442): Starting with 8 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -10.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 125.0
- > HP: 470/470, MP: 51/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- cast 1 Musk of the Moose
- You acquire an effect: Musk of the Moose (10)
- cast 1 Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
- You acquire an effect: Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation (10)
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- familiar Jumpsuited Hound Dog (20 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- buy 2 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 152 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (2)
- use 2 black cherry soda
- You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- > Turn(442): Starting with 8 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 8.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 189.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/501, MP: 42/276
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- > Turn(442): Starting with 8 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 8.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 189.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/501, MP: 42/276
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- use 1 genie bottle
- [443] genie bottle
- main.php?checkbfast=84
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 1267/1: unknown
- choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=i+was+rich
- You gain 6,000 Meat
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
- choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=i+was+rich
- You gain 6,000 Meat
- buy 1 hair spray for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: hair spray
- buy 1 Ben-Gal? Balm for 22 each from The General Store
- You spent 22 Meat
- You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 442 current adventures: 8
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- > Turn(442): Starting with 8 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: -2.0 Exp Bonus: 18.9375
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 204.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/570, MP: 42/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- buy 3 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 141 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (3)
- buy 3 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 198 Meat
- You acquire soda water (3)
- [443] Cook 3 wad of dough + 3 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (3)
- Crafting used 3 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 3 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 3 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 21 --> 39
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- You acquire an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (30)
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- buy 9 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 684 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (9)
- use 9 black cherry soda
- You gain 91 Muscularity Points
- [443] Sonofa Beach
- Encounter: What a Maroon
- You acquire an item: goatskin umbrella
- cast 1 Drescher's Annoying Noise
- You acquire an effect: Drescher's Annoying Noise (20)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- cast 1 Ghostly Shell
- You acquire an effect: Ghostly Shell (5)
- cast 1 Walberg's Dim Bulb
- You acquire an effect: Walberg's Dim Bulb (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(443): Starting with 7 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 20.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 189.08099243547832
- > HP: 497/501, MP: 79/276
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- buy 6 wad of dough for 47 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
- You spent 282 Meat
- You acquire wad of dough (6)
- buy 6 soda water for 66 each from The General Store
- You spent 396 Meat
- You acquire soda water (6)
- [444] Cook 6 wad of dough + 6 soda water
- You acquire loaf of soda bread (6)
- Crafting used 6 each of wad of dough and soda water
- Converting 6 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
- > Compressed 6 loaf of soda bread into sheep, I mean fuel: 2 --> 38
- Unexpected error, debug log printed.
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- buy 1 tenderizing hammer for 950 each from Meatsmith's Shop
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire an item: tenderizing hammer
- pulverize 1 goatskin umbrella
- You acquire twinkly wad (2)
- You acquire an item: stench wad
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- [444] Sonofa Beach
- Encounter: Crate Expectations
- You acquire figurine of a sleek seal (3)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(443): Starting with 7 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 20.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 189.08099243547832
- > HP: 491/501, MP: 79/276
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- buy 1 pants kit for 95 each from Meatsmith's Shop
- You spent 95 Meat
- You acquire an item: pants kit
- [444] Smith 1 pants kit + 1 white snake skin
- You acquire an item: tighty whiteys
- Crafting used 1 each of pants kit and white snake skin
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- unequip pants
- equip pants distressed denim pants
- unequip container
- equip back Misty Cloak
- > Pre Adventure at Sonofa Beach done, beep.
- [444] Sonofa Beach
- Encounter: lobsterfrogman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 3: lobsterfrogman drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman takes 75 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 6: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman takes 83 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 10 hit points
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 8 attack power.
- Round 7: lobsterfrogman drops 8 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman takes 71 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 6 hit points
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 12 attack power.
- Round 8: lobsterfrogman drops 12 defense.
- Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 8: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman takes 79 damage.
- Round 9: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 9: lobsterfrogman drops 10 defense.
- Round 9: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when both BeefDancer and King Steak complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- You gain 147 Meat
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Trog does a couple of karate moves, then swivels his hips and gyrates his pelvis.
- You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
- After Battle: You gain 54 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(444): Starting with 6 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 20.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 110.0 Item Drop: 189.08099243547832
- > HP: 501/501, MP: 75/276
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip back protonic accelerator pack
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 5 barrels of gunpowder.
- Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
- You acquire an item: tequila grenade
- You acquire molotov cocktail cocktail (2)
- > Turn(444): Starting with 6 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 13.0 Exp Bonus: 30.53125
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/470, MP: 75/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- familiar XO Skeleton (25 lbs)
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [445] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: I Am The Brotherhood
- You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
- You acquire beer bomb (3)
- You acquire an item: PADL Phone
- cast 1 Springy Fusilli
- You acquire an effect: Springy Fusilli (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(445): Starting with 5 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.113815789473684
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 184.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/470, MP: 79/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [446] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
- Round 0: Arbos wins initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Rigger drops 12 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Rigger drops 12 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 92 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 12 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 98 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Rigger drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 109 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 10 attack power.
- Round 8: War Hippy Rigger drops 9 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember a party at KoL Con VII, when you and PastaLord totally stole the show at karaoke. They made you give it back, but it was still pretty Moxious.
- After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: oversized pipe
- After Battle: You gain 40 Muscleboundness
- After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 27 Sarcasm
- 8 hippies defeated; 8 down, 992 left.
- cast 1 Patient Smile
- You acquire an effect: Patient Smile (10)
- cast 1 Empathy of the Newt
- You acquire an effect: Empathy (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(446): Starting with 4 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.113815789473684
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 154.08099243547832
- > HP: 470/470, MP: 57/293
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip weapon oversized pipe
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- buy 9 black cherry soda for 76 each from The Black Market
- You spent 684 Meat
- You acquire black cherry soda (9)
- use 9 black cherry soda
- You gain 89 Muscularity Points
- [447] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
- Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 100 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 defense.
- Round 6: You lose 7 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath takes 114 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 10 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath drops 11 defense.
- Round 7: You lose 10 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 114 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 9 attack power.
- Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath drops 8 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You gaze into the snowglobe and remember that time at KoL Con VIII, when both ChickenGenesis and VodkaWarrior complimented you on your dancing.
- After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's charming helpfulness puts some of the spring back into your step.
- After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a big MP-restoring hug. Awww.
- After Battle: You gain 21 Muscularity Points
- You gain 13 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- After Battle: You gain 63 Muscleboundness
- You gain a Muscle point!
- After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
- After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
- 8 hippies defeated; 16 down, 984 left.
- cast 1 Elemental Saucesphere
- You acquire an effect: Elemental Saucesphere (5)
- cast 1 Spiky Shell
- You acquire an effect: Spiky Shell (5)
- cast 1 Scarysauce
- You acquire an effect: Scarysauce (5)
- cast 1 Blubber Up
- You acquire an effect: Blubbered Up (10)
- cast 1 Tenacity of the Snapper
- You acquire an effect: Tenacity of the Snapper (5)
- cast 1 Reptilian Fortitude
- You acquire an effect: Reptilian Fortitude (5)
- cast 1 Disco Fever
- You acquire an effect: Disco Fever (10)
- cast 5 Seal Clubbing Frenzy
- You acquire an effect: Seal Clubbing Frenzy (25)
- cast 5 Patience of the Tortoise
- You acquire an effect: Patience of the Tortoise (25)
- cast 1 Cannelloni Cocoon
- You gain 38 hit points
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(447): Starting with 3 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.113815789473684
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 154.08099243547832
- > HP: 514/514, MP: 86/303
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [448] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 26 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 10 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 154 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 5 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman takes 114 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 5 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman drops 9 defense.
- Round 7: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: You remember that time at KoL Con II, when you and Punk Clive and Doctor Professor Chief Mad won DanBob's trivia contest with your vast stores of useless esoteric knowledge!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a hug. A healing hug!
- After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley's bubbly attitude restores some of your MP.
- After Battle: You gain 30 Muscularity Points
- You gain 15 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: wicker shield
- After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
- After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
- After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
- 8 hippies defeated; 24 down, 976 left.
- cast 1 Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
- You acquire an effect: Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (10)
- cast 1 Pride of the Puffin
- You acquire an effect: Pride of the Puffin (10)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Turn(448): Starting with 2 left at Level: 12
- > Encounter: 10.0 Exp Bonus: 31.113815789473684
- > Meat Drop: 80.0 Item Drop: 154.08099243547832
- > HP: 514/514, MP: 62/303
- > Tummy: 15/15 Liver: 14/14 Spleen: 0/15
- > ML: 98 control: 9
- > Delay between adventures... beep boop...
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Skipping desert, don't have a rod or a compass.
- > First 64 combats. To orchard/lighthouse
- outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
- > Pre Adventure at The Battlefield (Frat Uniform) done, beep.
- [449] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
- Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
- Round 0: Arbos loses initiative!
- Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
- Round 1: War Hippy Windtalker takes 5 damage.
- Round 1: War Hippy Windtalker takes 3 damage.
- Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
- > cc_combatHandler: 0
- Round 1: Arbos casts CURSE OF WEAKSAUCE!
- Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 12 attack power.
- Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker drops 13 defense.
- Round 2: Arbos casts MICROMETEORITE!
- Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 28 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 25 defense.
- Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 12 attack power.
- Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker drops 9 defense.
- Round 3: Arbos casts COWBOY KICK!
- Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 11 damage.
- Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 attack power.
- Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
- Round 4: Arbos uses the Time-Spinner!
- Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
- Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
- Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 defense.
- Round 5: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 109 damage.
- Round 6: You gain 8 hit points
- Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
- Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
- Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 5 damage.
- Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 4 damage.
- Round 6: You lose 11 hit points
- Round 6: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 110 damage.
- Round 7: You gain 7 hit points
- Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 12 attack power.
- Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
- Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 6 damage.
- Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 6 damage.
- Round 7: You lose 9 hit points
- Round 7: Arbos casts LUNGE SMACK!
- Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 146 damage.
- Round 8: You gain 9 hit points
- Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 11 attack power.
- Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker drops 10 defense.
- Round 8: Arbos wins the fight!
- After Battle: Looking at the snowglobe reminds you of that time at KoL Con 3-D, when you helped carry the kegs to an afterparty. You didn't know you were so strong!
- After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
- Your familiar gains a pound: Cholmondeley, the 11 lb. XO Skeleton
- After Battle: Cholmondeley hits you with some good healing vibes.
- After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
- After Battle: Cholmondeley gives you a kiss -- without lips -- which restores your MP somehow. Don't think about it too hard.
- After Battle: You gain 16 Muscularity Points
- You gain 14 Meat.
- After Battle: Cholmondeley does the traditional "Spooky Scary Skeletons" dance. It's adorable.
- You acquire an item: green clay bead
- You acquire an item: communications windchimes
- After Battle: Cholmondeley finds a life preserver for you. Oh wait, that's an O.
- You acquire an item: O
- After Battle: You gain 64 Strongness
- After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
- After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
- 8 hippies defeated; 32 down, 968 left.
- cast 1 Rage of the Reindeer
- You acquire an effect: Rage of the Reindeer (10)
- cast 1 Astral Shell
- You acquire an effect: Astral Shell (5)
- > Post Adventure done, beep.
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- Talking to the Old Man
- You acquire an item: little bitty bathysphere
- familiar Space Jellyfish (17 lbs)
- Visiting the Swimmy Little Fishes and Such
- Encounter: Approach the Jellyfish
- Took choice 1219/1: Harvest Jelly
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1219&option=1
- You acquire an item: sea jelly
- familiar XO Skeleton (26 lbs)
- > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
- friars blessing 2
- You acquire an effect: Brother Corsican's Blessing (20)
- telescope look high
- You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
- equip acc1 meteorthopedic shoes
- equip acc2 tiny plastic golden gundam
- equip acc3 gold wedding ring
- buy 1 li'l unicorn costume for 950 each from The General Store
- You spent 950 Meat
- You acquire an item: li'l unicorn costume
- familiar Trick-or-Treating Tot (16 lbs)
- shower warm
- concert 2
- You acquire an effect: Winklered (20)
- [450] Your Witchess Set
- Took choice 1181/3: Flip through the book of puzzles
- Encounter: Witchess Puzzles
- Took choice 1183/2: Daily Challenge
- choice.php?whichchoice=1183&pwd&option=2
- You acquire an effect: Puzzle Champ (25)
- > Source Terminal request: enhance items.enh
- Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
- You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)
- > Source Terminal request: enhance meat.enh
- Source Terminal: enhance meat.enh
- You acquire an effect: meat.enh (100)
- > Source Terminal request: enhance items.enh
- Source Terminal: enhance items.enh
- You acquire an effect: items.enh (100)
- > Source Terminal request: extrude -f booze.ext
- Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
- You acquire an item: hacked gibson
- > Source Terminal request: extrude -f booze.ext
- Source Terminal: extrude -f booze.ext
- You acquire an item: hacked gibson
- > You have some KGB clicks (21) left!
- Manipulating the Control Panel in the Conspiracy Island bunker
- Took choice 986/8: 1912
- choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=986&option=8
- > Goodnight done, please make sure to handle your overdrinking, then you can run me again.
- > You need to overdrink and then run me again. Beep.
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab1
- You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (50)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab2
- You acquire an effect: Punch Another Day (50)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab3
- You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (50)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab4
- You acquire an effect: Quantum of Moxie (50)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab5
- You acquire an effect: Thunderspell (50)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab6
- You acquire an effect: A View to Some Meat (50)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button1
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button2
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab3
- You acquire an effect: Quantum of Moxie (100)
- place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab6
- cast 1 The Ode to Booze
- You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (10)
- drink 1 Ye Olde Meade
- You gain 21 Adventures
- You gain 27 Beefiness
- You gain 24 Mysteriousness
- You gain 22 Cheek
- You gain 5 Drunkenness
- You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-5)
- equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- > Hello Arbos, time to explode!
- > This is version: 1287 Mafia: 18385
- > This is day 2.
- > Turns played: 449 current adventures: 22
- > Current Ascension: Standard
- uneffect Ode to Booze
- equip hat reinforced beaded headband
- equip pants pantogram pants
- unequip acc3
- equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
- equip acc2 your cowboy boots
- equip acc3 gold detective badge
- > Starting bedtime: Pulls Left: 0
- > Hermit acquistion of: ten-leaf clover
- Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
- You gain 545 hit points
- equip acc2 meteorthopedic shoes
- equip acc3 tiny plastic golden gundam
- >
- >
- telescope look low
- > Default Test: Initiative
- > Off-Stat Test: Mysticality
- > Elemental Test: spooky
- > Hedge Maze 1: stench
- > Hedge Maze 2: sleaze
- > Hedge Maze 3: cold
- > Hedge time of 4 adventures. (Up to 10 without Elemental Resistances)
- > Need 30 white pixels.
- > Estimated adventure need (tower) is: 34.
- > You have 8 minutes left to Time-Spinner!
- > You are probably done for today, beep.
- > Done for today (2), beep boop
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