> Paloma: Talk to Cucali.

-- absoluteAltitude [AA] began trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 15:44 --
AA: <\ Um... hi, Cucali. />
NM: M☼ssybl☼☼d.
AA: <\ I don't know if you really want me talking to you, but... I saw you were online... so, so I thought I'd say hi. />
NM: Whatever.
NM: D☼esn't matter t☼ me.
AA: <\ Um... />
AA: <\ I'm sorry, am I still bothering you? />
NM: If y☼u didn't want t☼ b☼ther me y☼u sh☼uldn't have tr☼lled me in the first place!
AA: <\ I guess not. But, um, I talked to Solena, and I sort of... />
AA: <\ ... I don't believe you were just playing with me. So, maybe we can talk some more..? />
NM: Y☼u talked t☼ wh☼??
NM: What the hell did she tell y☼u???
AA: <\ She told me that you normally resist this sort of thing for some reason... and, that it doesn't necessarily mean you don't like me. />
NM: Uuuuuuugh, she's such a g☼ddamn meddling tr☼ll!
AA: <\ I, I'm not asking you to pity me or anything! I just thought it might be nice to talk. />
NM: Fine!! Then talk!
AA: <\ Well, um, I'm still flying. Do you ever think of going up in the air again? It... it might not be bad to you. />
NM: I d☼n't want t☼ fly again.
AA: <\ Oh... okay. So I guess you got rid of the glider? />
NM: Pr☼bably.
AA: <\ ... how can you 'probably' get rid of something? Either you did or you didn't. />
NM: I'm in the pr☼cess ☼f gettin' rid ☼f it, that's what I meant!
NM: D☼n't be s☼ n☼sy!
AA: <\ You could just send it back if it bothers you so much. />
NM: When I can make a pr☼fit ☼ff ☼f it?? N☼ thanks!
NM: I d☼n't want y☼ur grubby hands sp☼ilin' it.
AA: <\ They already have. Well, I hope you get a good price for it. />
NM: I will.
AA: <\ That's good. />
NM: Bet y☼ur ass it is.
AA: <\ I'm not sure I'd bet my tush on anything, honestly... />
NM: Yeah, pr☼bably because it isn't w☼rth much!!!!
AA: <\ It's worth plenty! I just need it! />
AA: <\ Just like I need the rest of my anatomy. />
NM: Ha!!
NM: I bet y☼u w☼n't miss an eye!
NM: ☼r an arm!
NM: Better yet, why d☼n't I just bl☼w y☼ur ass t☼ kingd☼m c☼me!!!
NM: Y☼u aren't usin' it!
AA: <\ ... please don't threaten me, Cucali. />
NM: I'm n☼t threatenin' y☼u!
NM: Y☼u're just t☼☼ sensiiiiitive.
AA: <\ You, you were. />
AA: <\ I... I promised Amaloc I wouldn't keep talking to you if threats came into it. />
NM: S☼?? Why w☼uld I care?
AA: <\ ... sometimes I wonder if you do. />
NM: ☼h, here, let me help y☼u!
NM: I d☼n't!
NM: The end!
AA: <\ I don't believe you. />
AA: <\ But... I really have to go. I, I promised my moirail. />
-- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 16:07 --


-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 16:07 --
NM: Hey!
NM: I'm n☼t d☼ne talkin'!
AA: <\ But I... />
NM: Where the hell d☼ y☼u think y☼u're g☼ing!!!
AA: <\ ... you want to talk? />
NM: Uuuugh, it's ☼nly because y☼u cut me ☼ff!!!
NM: Y☼u kn☼w h☼w fuckin' rude that is?
AA: <\ Almost, almost as rude as threatening to blow someone up. />
NM: I was j☼kin', y☼u m☼r☼n!
NM: Can't y☼u understand a j☼ke!
AA: <\ You do legitimately blow a lot of trolls up, you know! />
NM: Yeah, but I w☼uldn't have b☼thered tellin' y☼u bef☼rehand!!
NM: I'd just g☼ ☼ver and B☼☼M!
NM: Bl☼w y☼ur shit t☼ high heaven!
AA: <\ Would you really? />
NM: Um, yes!!!
NM: ☼f c☼urse!
AA: <\ Well, thank you for not doing that. />
NM: Ha! D☼n't thank me n☼w!
AA: <\ Huh? />
NM: I might d☼ that ☼ne day if y☼u keep y☼ur stupid act up!
AA: <\ ... I, I really shouldn't let you say these things to me. Sorry, Cucali. />
-- absoluteAltitude [AA] gave up trolling nitroMerc [NM] at 16:14 --



-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 16:14 --
NM: Hey!!!!
NM: >;/
NM: St☼p
NM: that!!
AA: <\ Why does it even bother you so much if all you want to do is blow me up?! />
NM: It b☼thers me because y☼u keep cuttin' me ☼ff while I'm tryin' t☼ say shit!
NM: Y☼u kn☼w h☼w ann☼yin' it is??
AA: <\ Just say you won't hurt me, and, and I guess I can stay. />
NM: H☼w the hell can I hurt y☼u when I'm n☼t even near y☼u??
NM: Y☼u're n☼t that thin-skinned, aaaaaaaare y☼u?
AA: <\ No! But I promised Amaloc I wouldn't get hurt! />
NM: Y☼u ☼nly get hurt if y☼u let y☼urself, m☼ssybl☼☼d!
AA: <\ And, and I'm trying not to let myself! />
NM: Hey!! Y☼u're n☼t all☼wed t☼ walk away when I'm talkin' t☼ y☼u here!
NM: >;(
AA: <\ I'm not walking away... />
NM: G☼☼d!
NM: N☼w listen up when I talk!!
AA: <\ Okay, Cucali, I'll listen. />
NM: I h☼nestly give n☼ fucks ab☼ut y☼u ☼r flyin', and that's that.
NM: ☼nly reas☼n why I'm lettin' y☼u talk t☼ me is because ☼f S☼lena.
NM: G☼t it?
AA: <\ Is that really it? />
NM: Yes!!
NM: That's all.
AA: <\ ... I don't believe you. />
NM: Why am I n☼t surprised?
AA: <\ Solena said you acted like this. So, I don't believe you're saying what you mean. />
NM: I'm n☼ liar.
AA: <\ I'm not saying you're lying. I'm just saying you're avoiding the truth. />
NM: ☼h?? And tell me what this is!
AA: <\ That maybe you don't mind me as much as you say! />
NM: Reeeeeeeeeeeally.
AA: <\ Well, well yes! />
NM: Tch! I can't say h☼w I feel least I ☼ffend y☼ur feeeeeeeeeeeelings!
AA: <\ How do you feel, Cucali? />
NM: Why the fuck w☼uld y☼u want t☼ kn☼w?
AA: <\ Because... because I do! />
NM: What if that's n☼t a g☼☼d en☼ugh reas☼n f☼r me, huuuuuuuuuh?
NM: ;)
AA: <\ You... you don't want to hear about me saying I care about you. />
AA: <\ So I'm trying to avoid saying it... />
NM: Tch! I already t☼ld y☼u h☼w I felt!!
NM: T☼ns ☼f times!
AA: <\ Solena also told me that you're bad at talking about your feelings. That you show them through your actions. />
AA: <\ Is that right? />
NM: ...
NM: Maaaaaaaaybe!
AA: <\ And you've spared my life, worried about my injuries, saved me, dressed my wounds, given me supplies... />
-- nitroMerc [NM] began trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 07:36 --
NM: Tch, I w☼uldn't say "w☼rry"!
AA: <\ You dragged me inside just to check the wound... isn't that worry? />
NM: ... n☼.
AA: <\ Then, what is it? />
NM: It wasn't w☼rry!!
NM: That's f☼r sure!
AA: <\ Can you even tell me what it was? />
NM: ☼f c☼urse I can!
AA: <\ Go ahead, I'm listening. />
NM: It was just... m☼rbid curi☼sity, that's all!! >;(
AA: <\ I've seen morbid curiosity. That wasn't it. />
NM: There y☼u g☼ tryin' t☼ twist my w☼rds up again!!
AA: <\ I... I'm not trying to twist your words. />
NM: I'm pretty damn sure that it was just curi☼sity!!!
AA: <\ Then... why were you curious about me? />
NM: What d☼ Y☼U think, huh?
AA: <\ I, I think you wanted to know if I was okay. />
AA: <\ Cucali? Are you still there? />
NM: Yeah, what ab☼ut it??
AA: <\ You just, weren't replying for a while... />
AA: <\ I, I guess I was right in what I said. />
NM: Y☼u weren't right ab☼ut anythin'!!!
NM: S☼ what if I was w☼rried? I was just w☼rried ab☼ut my ☼wn hide, that's all!
AA: <\ Then, why didn't you tell me I was wrong? />
NM: Glublugh!!
NM: Fuck y☼u is why, ☼kay!
AA: <\ And why would you be worried about your own hide at that point..? Amaloc hadn't talked to you yet... />
NM: W☼uld y☼u just st☼p whatever dumb m☼ssybl☼☼d thing y☼u're d☼ing an' just st☼p bein' stupid!!
AA: <\ I'm not being stupid! />
NM: Y☼u're being insurffably stupid!!
AA: <\ Quill you stop saying that?! />
NM: What the hell are y☼u d☼ing?? Are y☼u seri☼usly tryin' t☼ fl☼under ar☼und f☼r puns n☼w??
NM: Ha!
AA: <\ If you want my frank o-pinion, I'd say you're talon yourself lies! />
NM: I am laughing s☼ fuckin' hard right n☼w, y☼u have n☼ clue! Y☼u s☼und s☼☼☼☼☼ stupid!
AA: <\ As if you sound any better! />
NM: Hey, why d☼n't we all start punnin' like idi☼ts f☼r the halibut, huh??
NM: Shut up, mine are better and they make m☼re sense!!
AA: <\ Your puns are the down to my flight feathers! />
AA: <\ That is to say: cozy and utterly inferior! />
NM: C☼zy?? Ha! Y☼urs are utter carp!
NM: And c☼zy's a c☼mpliment, dummy!!
AA: <\ Keratinly, because I don't mind complimenting you! />
NM: We're tryin' t☼ insult each ☼ther, idi☼t!!
NM: D☼ y☼u even kn☼w when the hell we're havin' an argument here!
AA: <\ I'm not trying to hackle you! I'm just matching your puns! />
NM: Uuuugh, cut the line and st☼p tryin' t☼ be k☼i with me!!
AA: <\ I'm not playing peacebeast with you! />
NM: This is s☼ fuckin' stupid I d☼n't even have a w☼rd f☼r this.
AA: <\ You could always comb your enthusiasm. />
NM: N☼
NM: just
NM: st☼p
AA: <\ Okay, okay, I'm stopping. />
AA: <\ Weve stopped. />
AA: ((*We've))
NM: H☼ly shit, why did y☼u even try that??? This wasn't h☼w I wanted the c☼nversati☼n t☼ g☼!!!!
NM: >;/
AA: <\ Then how did you want it to go? />
NM: Certainly n☼t with s☼mefin as stupid as dumb animal puns!!!
NM: ... *s☼mething
-- nitroMerc [NM] is now an idle chum! --
AA: <\ I thought it was kind of fun! />
AA: <\ I didn't know you were good at wordplay. ^n_n^ />
NM: Bluh bluh glub!
NM: ;/
NM: They're stupid.
AA: <\ They're fun! />
NM: I'm n☼t surprised because y☼u're s☼me dumb l☼wbl☼☼d wh☼ likes stupid stuff like this!!!
AA: <\ Hey, you're part of the class most known for puns! />
AA: <\ If anything, they're not stupid, they're elegant! />
NM: Uuuugh, n☼t all seadwellers d☼ stupid puns y☼u kn☼w!
AA: <\ But a lot of you do! />
AA: <\ Enough for it to be a thing! />
NM: It's a stupid thing!
NM: I wish it wasn't a thing bluh >;/
AA: <\ Then I won't pun with you any more. Okay? />
NM: G☼☼d!
AA: <\ (I still thought the puns weren't bad...) />
NM: Hey!!! >;P
NM: En☼ugh with the puns!
AA: <\ Okay, okay! />
NM: N☼ m☼re talk ab☼ut puns!
AA: <\ My lips are sealed on the subject of puns! />
NM: Fiiiinally!!
NM: It's bad en☼ugh that y☼u yak all the time in my ear! I w☼n't stand f☼r y☼u punnin' all night l☼ng!!
AA: <\ I don't think you mind me talking to you nearly as much as you say! />
NM: That's a liiiiie!
NM: Little birdies like y☼u sh☼uldn't repeat lies!
AA: <\ Little birdies only tell the truth! />
NM: Little birdies like y☼u just repeat every damn thing y☼u hear!
NM: Y☼u d☼n't b☼ther t☼ seperate!
AA: <\ Of course I do! You just don't like that I'm on to you! />
NM: Psssh!
NM: Y☼u g☼t n☼thin' ☼n me!
AA: <\ Don't I? />
NM: N☼☼☼☼☼☼☼p! Y☼u g☼t zip! ;D
AA: <\ I think I do! />
NM: N☼pe, n☼pe, n☼peity, n☼pe!
AA: <\ Hee! />
NM: Whaaaaat?
AA: <\ I'm just thinking that your denials are awfully playful! />
NM: Hey!!
NM: I'm n☼t playful at all!
AA: <\ Then what's all this? ^n_n^ />
NM: Y☼u're seein' things that aren't there again, little birdie!!!
AA: <\ I think I'm seeing things which are plenty there! />
NM: There's n☼☼☼☼thin'!
NM: Maybe y☼u sh☼uld get y☼ur eyes checked!!!
AA: <\ My eyes are just fine! Are you sure yours is working properly? You can't even see the obvious! />
NM: Ha! I ☼nly have ☼ne but that's g☼☼d en☼ugh f☼r me!! ;D
NM: Y☼urs, ☼n the ☼ther hand, are teeeeeerrible!
AA: <\ Are they really? />
NM: They are the w☼rst, judgin' by this c☼nversati☼n!!!
NM: I'm surprised y☼u can even hit the right keys!
AA: <\ They work just fine for me! />
NM: Ha!!! I d☼ubt that they d☼!
AA: <\ Then you doubt wrongly! />
NM: I bet y☼u c☼uldn't sp☼t my giiiiant expl☼si☼ns a hundred miles away!
NM: Hell, maybe even ☼ne mile!
AA: <\ I definitely could! />
NM: As if! >;D
NM: Y☼u w☼uldn't see it c☼min' even if y☼u were standin' in fr☼nt ☼f me!
AA: <\ Yes, I could! />
NM: Y☼u wanna beeeeet?
AA: <\ I totally bet! />
NM: Ha!! We'll see h☼w that w☼rks ☼ut!
AA: <\ Is that an invitation? />
NM: ... maaaaaaaaaybe!
NM: Maaaaaaaaybe n☼t!
AA: <\ Out with it, Cucali! />
NM: I'd invite y☼u, but y☼ur dumbass friends w☼uldn't like that!!!!
AA: <\ So long as you're not going to hurt me, it's okay by everyone! />
NM: I can't guarantee aaaaaaanythin' f☼r y☼u! ;P
AA: <\ Why not? />
NM: Because! Y☼u have a bad tenancy t☼ ann☼☼☼☼☼y me!
NM: And wh☼ kn☼ws what a seadweller like me w☼uld d☼!!
AA: <\ I don't think you'd hurt me, Cucali. />
NM: Eh!! Wh☼ kn☼ws!
NM: It aaaaaall depends!
AA: <\ On what? />
NM: ☼☼☼☼☼n h☼w much y☼u'd yak!!
AA: <\ Then maybe I won't! />
NM: Ha, that's hilari☼us! >;D
NM: Fiiiine, we'll see!
AA: <\ When shall I come over? />
NM: ...........
NM: Whenever!!!!!!!!!!
NM: I d☼n't care! >;/
AA: <\ Okay! />
AA: <\ I'll be over tomorrow night, then! ^n_n^ />
NM: Fiiiiine! Whatever!
NM: See y☼u whenever!!!!
AA: <\ See you then, Cucali! />
NM: Bluh!!
-- nitroMerc [NM] gave up trolling absoluteAltitude [AA] at 06:05 --