Vert is going to marry Noire?

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Vert is going to marry Noire?

00:07 Vert: Pardon the intrusion, Noire.
00:10 Noire: Come on in and sit anywhere you like. The tea will be ready soon.
00:14 Vert: Aah, no, you don't have to go that far.
00:20 Noire: So what's the matter? You said you have something you wanted to talk about.
00:25 Vert: I have a small request I would like to make of you.
00:29 Noire: A request?
00:31 Vert: Yes, Noire...Ahh...Uuum
00:38 Noire: What's wrong? You're looking unusually serious. Is it that hard to say?
00:43 Vert: Yes...I suppose.
00:45 Noire: You don't make requests of me very often, so if it is within my power I'll be glad to help.
00:52 Vert: Really!? Thank you. But, is it really okay with you?
00:58 Noire: S-somehow I'm starting to feel really uneasy, but nevermind. So, what is this request?
01:07 Vert: It's... Noire, could you...
01:13 Noire: Could I...
01:15 Vert: Please marry me!
01:19 Noire: Oh, that's it? You looked like you were agonizing over it, so I wonde...
01:25 Noire: Huh!? EEEEEEEHH? MARRIAGE?!
01:28 Vert: Thank you very much, Noire.
01:29 Noire: Ma-ma-ma-marriage is, that kind of marriage, right!? Why is Vert asking me? Eh, Vert and me?
01:39 Noire: Aah, but I never had anything like that until now, and it's not like I hate Vert or anything, but then we are both girls-
01:46 Vert: There's no need to worry, Noire. It's not like it's a real wedding.
01:53 Noire: Eh?
01:55 Vert: To explain in detail, the truth is, I've just recently gotten married.
02:01 Noire: EHHHHH!? I never heard anything about that!!! You're already married but you still want to marry me. That's bigamy! Bigamy!!
02:08 Vert: Oh my, what are you getting so worked up about? I was talking about a game.
02:14 Vert: It's a recently implemented feature that allows you marry another player.
02:19 Noire: Eh? Is that so? You were talking about a game. Just a game.
02:26 Noire: Jeez don't surprise me like that.
02:30 Vert: Oh my, I'm sorry about that. But let's go back to what we were talking about before.
02:36 Vert: A married life in game was more enjoyable than I expected.
02:40 Noire: A married life, huh.
02:43 Vert: So I wanted to try a married life in the real world too.
02:49 Vert: But unfortunately, I don't have a partner whom I can marry, so I thought of asking someone to simulate such a life with me.
03:00 Noire: I see. That partner would be me, right?
03:05 Vert: Yes, that's right. You will become my partner, right, Noire?
03:10 Noire: I-I won't be your mistress. I'll do what I can for appe...It doesn't look like have a choice, so I'll play along.
03:19 Vert: Thank you, I'm very happy about this. Let's have our wedding ceremony at once.
03:27 Noire: We're starting from there!?
03:29 Vert: Of course. A good beginning is important in any endeavor. A wedding is necessary so that our married life can begin.
03:38 Vert: Come with me, I've already finished the preparations.
03:41 Noire: Nowaaaaaaaaaaaah! Wait, where do you plan on taking meeeeeee!?

03.52 Noire: What happened here!? This is my Basilicom, right!? How did it turn into this?
04:00 Vert: I thought for sure you would accept, so I had this prepared in advance.
04.05 Noire: Everything in sight has been completely converted into a wedding stage.
04.11 Vert: Well, don't just stand there and gawk.
04.14 Noire: I'm saying... Make sure you turn the church back to normal after this.
04.19 Vert: Of course. Now then, the preparations are finished, so why don't we begin.
04.26 Vert: I'm having so much fun.
04.29 Noire: But here is no one here at all. You didn't call that shady priest?
04.36 Vert: Noire, calling him shady is rude. I specifically arranged such that the two of us can be alone for the wedding.
04.48 Vert: Although our parents are against it, the two lovebirds end up holding a wedding in secret. Isn't that lovely?
04.57 Noire: So thats the setting we are going with? Well, I guess I'll put in some emotion into it.
05.04 Vert: Then let's start. From here on, we'll act our parts as a man and woman.
05.12 Noire: Acting? Hmph, who do you think you are talking to, there's nothing I can't do.
05.20 Vert: Let's begin. Music, start.

05.27 Vert/Noire: On this day, we have assembled here to join hands in the vows of marriage.
05.33 Noire: I, Noire, do swear to take Vert to be my wife. I promise to share in both happiness and joy,
05.42 Noire: to overcome sadness and hardships together, and to love you for eternity.
05.51 Vert: I, Vert, do swear to take Noire to as my husband. I promise to share in happiness and joy,
05.58 Vert: to overcome sadness and hardships together, and to love you for eternity.
06.06 Vert: Now, the kiss.
06.08 Noire: Yes.
06.11 Noire: Eeeeeeeeeeeh? We're doing that too!!!!?
06.15 Vert: Noire, you're forgetting your role.
06.17 Noire: This isn't the time to be talking about acting! A ki-ki-ki-kiss?
06.23 Vert: A wedding needs to have a kiss as a matter of course.
06.27 Noire: Hnnn, I-I got it. It's just a k-k-kiss, not a b-b-big deal...
06:39 Vert: Once again, the kiss.
06.43 Noire: Close your eyes, Vert.
06.46 Vert: Yes.
06.49 Noire: I love you, Vert. Will you stay by my side from now on?
06.57 Vert: Yes, I'll be yours alone.
07.12 Noire: Ahhh, no, I can't do it
07.17 Vert: Ah, Noire, you have to do this properly.
07.22 Noire: Even if you tell me, I can't...
07.27 Vert: I guess there's no choice. Let's just skip the kiss, then
07.33 Noire: Phew, that's a relief.
07.36 Vert: The wedding is now over. The two of us are now a married couple. Now let's start on our newlywed life.

07.52 Vert: Dear, dinner is ready.
07.56 Noire: Thank you, Vert.
07.59 Vert: This is the meal I made for you with all of my love. Please try it.
08.06 Noire: I must be the luckiest person in the world to be able to eat Vert's cooking.
08.13 Vert: Stop it, Dear. I'm happy to be able to cook for you, too. Let's eat it while it's still hot. Here dear, aaaah.
08.28 Noire: Aaaah
08.32 Vert: How does it taste, dear?
08.36 Noire: It's delicious. Anything that you make is delicious.
08.41 Vert: That's because I put in all my love while making it, so please eat up. Here, aaaah.
08.51 Noire: Aaah.
08.55 Noire: Hey, Vert, let me feed you too.
08.59 Vert: Yes. If you put it that way, I'll partake too.
09.02 Noire: Hold on, it'll be bad if you burnt yourself, so, Haaaa Haaaa, here aaaah.
09.15 Vert: Aaaah. It's delicious. It's all thanks to you becoming my husband.
09.24 Noire: That's not true, it's because your food is delicious.
09.28 Vert: No, it's thanks to you.
09.31 Noire: No, it's thanks to you, Vert.
09.33 Vert: It's thanks to you.
09.34 Noire: It's because of you.
09.35 Vert: No, It's-
09.37 Noire: Stop!
09.40 Noire: How long are we going to do this for?
09.42 Vert: Oh, Noire, we had such a good thing going on...
09.46 Noire: No no, I can't stand this. It would've gone on forever at that rate.
09.51 Vert: In that case, I have a solution, lets give it a shot.
09.57 Vert: Um, ahem. Ufufu. This is all thanks to our love.
10.03 Noire: That's right, it's the best spice. Vert, I really want to eat more of your cooking.
10.11 Vert: Ehehe, I'm happy. There's plenty to go around, so please eat up,
10.17 Vert: D-e-a-r.

10. 26 Noire: Phew. Ahh, that was delicious.
10.31 Vert: It makes me happy to see you eat your fill.
10.35 Noire: If it's your cooking, my stomach is bottomless. Plus, I really enjoy the time we spend eating and talking together.
10.43 Vert: As your wife, it makes me happy to hear that. Now that we are all filled up, shall we take a break?
10.53 Noire: Yeah, that sounds good. I feel like relaxing too.
10.58 Vert: Come over here, I'll be your lap pillow.
11.03 Noire: Then I'll take you up on your offer.
11.08 Vert: Allow me to pamper you lots.
11.14 Noire: Ahh, this is relaxing. I really feel at ease when I'm with you, Vert.
11.23 Vert: It looks like you are enjoying it. Does it feel good?
11.28 Noire: I feel like staying like this for a while.
11.34 Vert: Is that so? There, there.
11.37 Noire: That's not fair that you are the only one who gets to pat my head. I want to pat your head too.
11.44 Vert: No~ This is my time to have fun.
11.50 Noire: You're mean, Vert.
11.54 Vert: Then how about we switch. Right now it's my turn, next is your turn Noire.
12.02 Noire: It's a promise.
12.04 Vert: Of course. I mean, I want to lay on your lap sometime too.
12.11 Noire: That's fine. Lap pillow, arm pillow, or anything else, just say the word.
12.16 Vert: If you say that, don't blame me if I indulge myself.
12.21 Noire: That's fine by me. It isn't fair if I'm the only one who gets pampered, so let me pamper you too.
12.29 Noire: I mean, you are precious to me, after all.
12.36 Vert: Haaa, how nice.
12.40 Noire: Huh? Vert, what happened to your role?
12.45 Vert: Ah, I'm sorry. But this is your fault, Noire.
12.51 Noire: Eeeh? Me?
12.53 Vert: Saying that you enjoy the time we spend together, or that my cooking is delicious, or that I'm a precious person to you...It's is a little embarrassing.
13.07 Noire: Now that you mention it, it is kind of embarrassing.
13.15 Vert: I've calmed down. Why don't we continue?
13.21 Noire: Yeah. Then, Vert, isn't it time for us to switch? This time I'm the one who gets to be the lap pillow.
13.31 Vert: No~ I want to stay like this for just a little longer.
13.36 Noire: Aww, aren't you troublesome. Just a little longer, okay?
13.42 Vert: Of course. I love you.
13.46 Noire: I love you too, Vert.

13.52 Vert: Thank you very much
13.56 Noire: Huh? Is that it?
13.58 Vert: Yes, I had my fill. Haa, that was great. I was right asking for your help.
14.09 Noire: Well if your satisfied, then that's fine. Plus, I think it was a great experience.
14.18 Vert: Isn't marriage great? I really want to get married now.
14.24 Noire: You know, before you talk about marriage, shouldn't you find that special someone first?
14.29 Vert: Of course, that hasn't slipped my mind. I already have someone that I think I'm getting along well with.
14.36 Noire: Nowaaaa? W-who!? What kind of person is he!?
14.40 Vert: Fragments of Silver's Takumi-kun. It seems like I'll have him fall for me before long.
14.47 Noire: You are referring to the game, right? Wait, what happened to the first partner you were talking about?
14.55 Vert: That is that and this is this. One of the good points of the game is that you can marry all kinds of people.
15.03 Noire: Ehh? Sigh, it really is a cheap gimmick after all.