on *:ACTION:*kicks GuardDog*:#: {
if ($nick isin %admin) {
   /msg $chan Its ok your my owner
/halt
} else {
     msg $chan Oh Hell No...
     set %kick $rand(1,6)
     if (%kick == 1) describe $chan Bites $nick $+ 's hand off.
     if (%kick == 2) describe $chan pees on $nick $+ .
     if (%kick == 3) describe $chan Takes a shit in $nick $+ 's Bed.
     if (%kick == 4) describe $chan Rips $nick $+ 's House to bits.
     if (%kick == 5) describe $chan Fucks $nick $+ 's mother!
     if (%kick == 6) describe $chan Kills $nick $+ 's dad!
   }

 }