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(STREAKER)

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That's me, Baltasar Näf.

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Part-time teacher at
Baden High School.

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Actually I'd like to
teach more classes,

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in addition to my class, 3B,

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but the principal, Mr Ziegler,

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would rather I do the school finances.

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But you must be wondering:

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is the beard real?

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No, but that's another story.

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This one began eight weeks ago.

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With this guy: Gottfried Keller.

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The great Swiss writer

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was born in Zurich in 1819.

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After a childhood prank,

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he was barred from higher education,

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and began training
as a landscape painter.

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Destitute, he lived with his mother

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until receiving a writing scholarship.

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His work delights both young and old.

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"What lovely wonder do my eyes behold?

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A wee fountain... "

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Stop, stop, stop.

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Can't you hear

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the tenderness in the language?

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"What lovely wonder," writes Keller,

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and not just "fountain."

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"Wee fountain."

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Who will read next?

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Thanks, Annina.
Maybe someone else?

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Striver, striver, striver!

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Come on.

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Elisabeth, wait.

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Yes, Mr Näf?
- Look at your clothes.

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You can't go to school like that.
- No?

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It's too revealing.
Up top and in between.

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It doesn't matter, Mr. Näf.

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What you wear does matter.

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And stop saying "Mr Näf."
- What should I say?

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Dad.

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Not everybody has to know.
- But they do.

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No, not the new kids.

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A little less skin, please.

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Hey, Balz.
- Hello, Anja.

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So, you like my new Lamborghini?

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I saw you looking at it.

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What? It's yours?

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Sure. I'm an Albanian.

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Is this salon really that profitable?

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More or less,
plus sports betting.

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You should try it.
I'll help you.

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Sunday is Baden vs. Solothurn.

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Bet on Baden and you'll win.

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You're sure?

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Of course.
I've got a kind of betting office.

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Give me your money.
I've got the best odds.

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Thanks.

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Betting and sports aren't my thing.

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No biggie.

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It's up to you.

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I'm doing the quarterly accounts.

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It's you.
Who else would be here so late.

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Karl, you promised me,

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if I raised funds
for the new sports field,

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and there was anything left over,

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that I'd get it for the Keller Museum.

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Does that offer still stand?
- Of course.

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Sure. Anything else?

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Hey, thanks!

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Thanks!

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What's up with you?
- Hey!

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Thanks to me there'll be a Keller Museum.

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Wow!

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Cool.

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Remember how I met your Mom?

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Yes, at a Gottfried Keller reading.

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And I'm named after his mother.

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Thanks.
- Yes, and before she died...

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100 years ago!
Time to find a new woman!

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Before she died,
our dream was to open

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a Gottfried Keller museum.

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Now the dream will come true.

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Great, Dad.
I'm sure she'd be proud of you.

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Shall I cook something?

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Soccer and literature
have a lot in common.

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They're for everyone.

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Incorruptible, unbribable...

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That's why it's wonderful

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that along with the FIFA Museum,

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we'll get a Gottfried Keller Museum.

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Thanks to one man,
and that man is Mr Näf.

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That's the "Haus zum goldenen Winkel,"

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where Gottfried Keller was born.

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The city will pay the remaining costs.

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Former councilor Leuenberger

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supported it personally.

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Just imagine it!

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A little museum in Keller's honor,

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with his furniture, books, slippers...

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Balz, we're talking

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about 280,000 Swiss francs?

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Is that correct?

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Yes, that's exactly the amount

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that I've saved.

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280,000?

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It wasn't easy,

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but I've worked on it for three years.

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We could use it for teacher parking!

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Or for the sports field.

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For FIFA-regulation turf.

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Yeah!

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But as teachers we can surely agree

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that Keller is more important than turf.

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Let's make the decision as a team.

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So, listen up.

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Who wants FIFA-regulation turf?

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Raise your hand.

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And opposed.

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Who wants the Gottfried Keller Museum?

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Sorry, Balz.
I think you can accept that.

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But you can't do this!

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You're reliable as always.
Thank you.

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Karl! You promised me!

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Let's move on to the next topic:

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Dirty coffee mugs in the classrooms.

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But everything's been prepared.

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Karl, please reconsider.

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You promised me.

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Please!

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This is the last time.
- Of course.

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Just this once and never again.

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Who knows about it?
- Just you and I.

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Okay, give me the money.

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But this is definitely the last time.

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The fans already think

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I'm too old to be goalie.

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I'm your biggest fan.
You're fantastic.

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That's when I knew what to do.

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Bet against our home team

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and use the winnings
to save my museum.

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Hello, Maya.
- Hello, Balz.

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I'm here for the money
for the sports field.

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Here is the authorization from Karl.
- Great.

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You can finally begin.
How much do you need?

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Everything.

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Everything?

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In cash?

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Yes, the construction firm
is old-fashioned.

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Hello.

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Go, Baden.

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I want to bet on the game after all.

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Perfect. Come in.

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Have a seat. How much?

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741,000 francs.

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What?

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741,000 francs?

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Yes.
- You're a real high roller.

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Mr Näf?

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Since when do you watch soccer?

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I'm supporting our team.
Go, Baden!

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Please don't.
There are other people here.

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So, cheers.

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Go, Baden! Go, Baden! Go, Baden!

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BADEN: 0, GUESTS:0.

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Hey!

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It's your fault I lost all that money!

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My fault?
- I heard you bribe the goalie.

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Oh, I see.

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When will you fix the next game?

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That was the last time.
He's my only contact.

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I lost a lot, too. I'm screwed.

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My Lamborghini is gone,
and this painting...

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What do I care about that crap?

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It was the money
for the school sports field.

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And I agreed with the city council.

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If this gets out, I'll be fired.

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The town will tar and feather me!

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I'll probably go to prison.

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Yes, probably.
Help me with this painting?

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Nobody knew

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Fritzli's brother would strike again.

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You know him?
- Everybody knows him.

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He lives in Wettingen.

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One minute.
I just have to get dressed.

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Want a few eggs?
- No, thanks.

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You could do it again

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and interfere with one of the teams.

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I'll go to the bank and bet...

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Out of the question.
- Why?

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Betting on sports isn't sportsmanlike.

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Not sportsmanlike?

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But streaking into a game
is sportsmanlike?

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Sure.

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Streaking is a sport.

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The object is
to stay on the field, naked,

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for as long as possible.

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I train just as intensely

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as a professional athlete.

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Nonsense.

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Strategy,
stadium knowledge, endurance,

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undressing technique, tempo,

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interaction with the press...

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Most people think:
"Look a naked dude!

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Ha ha, that's funny!"

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They have no idea
what it takes to get there.

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No idea.

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A man has 741,000 francs debt.

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He has a net salary of 6,200 francs,

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and fixed costs at 3,500 francs.

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How long will it take
to repay his debt.

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Annina.

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22 years, 9 months,
2 weeks and 5 days.

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Very good, Annina.

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I'm looking for the site manager.
- That's me.

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Great. I'm looking for you.

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We were in contact
about the payment...

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The payment
that hasn't been paid yet?

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That's right. That payment.

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Unfortunately,
there's a little problem.

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So I won't get my money today?
- No.

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It's not possible, sadly.

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Fine. Then pay on Friday.

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Otherwise we've got a real problem.

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Bingo.

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What's insider information
worth to you?

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Well, if it pays off,

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I'd give you 50% of the profit.

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Okay.

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Fifty-fifty.

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Fifty-fifty.

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On Wednesday at Stadion Breite,

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Fritzli's little brother
will streak again.

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To interfere with a team?
- It's not that.

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The streaker.
The streaker is the bet.

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You don't understand what I do.

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My clients like to bet on sports.

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Streaking is a sport.

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The streaker runs around
as long as possible

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until he's caught.

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Your clients could bet on that.

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Why bet on a streaker

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and not the game?

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Because it's something new.

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No.
Your idea is mentally retarded.

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Hello.

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You don't have to iron my hotpants.

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It's my pleasure.

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Thanks.

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TEACHER GAMBLES AWAY SCHOOL MONEY

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Baltasar.

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Baltasar.

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Lost is your pride.

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Forever shall it be a thorn in your side.

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Gottfried, no!

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So, what's next on the program?

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I'm considering

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betting the 25 babies
I won last time.

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Good idea.
I've got all sorts of games.

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Chiasso vs. Schaffhausen.

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Biel vs. Wohlen?
- Boring.

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Zurich vs. Vaduz?

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Maybe I'll just
buy my wife that necklace

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she really wants.
- Okay.

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I have something very different,
exclusive.

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Just for my best clients.
- Really?

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Yes.

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It's a kind of... new sport.

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I'm sorry. I've got bad news.

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It's about the money.

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Yeah?

271
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,920
I have to take this.
My hairdresser.

272
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,960
What?

273
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,280
You're an awesome guy, bro.

274
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,240
Whatever. All my clients

275
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,400
are crazy about your streaker idea.

276
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,280
Fritzli's brother streaked like you said.

277
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:35,320
Go, go, go!

278
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:39,560
He stayed on the field
for 49 whole seconds!

279
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,280
The guy's a real athlete!

280
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,920
My clients want more.
When's his next game?

281
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,080
Why should I tell you that?

282
00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,920
Your cut, that's why.

283
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,680
Thirty-seven.

284
00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:10,240
37,000 francs?
What can I do with that?

285
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:14,880
Wipe my ass?
- It's the first five percent.

286
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,440
The rest is temporarily unavailable.

287
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:22,480
Because of the added value tax.

288
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,760
Oh, added value tax. I see.

289
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,800
One, two, three, four.

290
00:26:31,360 --> 00:26:33,400
For me, for having to wait.

291
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,680
That's over ten percent.
- Exactly.

292
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,840
From now on it's cash in hand.

293
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,640
Or should I talk to the administration?

294
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:50,640
Leave me alone!

295
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,560
Don't touch me!

296
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,920
You're mean!

297
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:59,480
Not in the car!
I don't want to go!

298
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,640
My mother is on the local council!

299
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,240
Is something wrong?
- Your sticker is expired.

300
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,720
Replace it right away, Mr Näf.

301
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,120
Recognize me?

302
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,160
My daughter is in your class.

303
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,000
Striver...
I mean Strebel, Annina. Yes.

304
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,920
I see.

305
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,120
It's nice to see you.
- You, too.

306
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,240
I'll take care of the sticker.

307
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,400
No! Help!

308
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
Get in!
- I feel dizzy!

309
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,720
What did he do?
- He's a streaker.

310
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,080
Streaker?
- We're taking him into custody.

311
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,560
You go to jail for that?

312
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:59,240
Yes,
if there's proof it's premeditated.

313
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,480
I have to go.
- Okay.

314
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,000
Two months?
- The problem is

315
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,520
they found all my material.

316
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:17,000
And Commissar Strebel is a striver.

317
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,400
You thinking about starting?
- Streaking?

318
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,640
Are you nuts?
I'm a respected teacher.

319
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,360
I'd be a laughing stock.

320
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,480
I'd never see my daughter again.

321
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,560
My ex-girlfriend

322
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,360
tried very hard to understand...

323
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,720
Interesting,
but do you know other streakers?

324
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,560
Why?

325
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,440
Get lost, you dirty capitalist!

326
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:54,400
People like you ruin our sport!

327
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,200
I hope you choke
on your money in hell!

328
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,320
Yes?
- When is his next streak?

329
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:05,160
Tell me now,
or we'll lose a fortune.

330
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,760
If it's Wednesday,
will you pay on Friday?

331
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:11,600
Wednesday?
You're an awesome guy!

332
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,240
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday...

333
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,840
Four days.

334
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,240
Oh, excuse me.

335
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,240
Excuse me.

336
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:34,680
What?
- What? Are you serious?

337
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,840
Fuck off, little pervert.

338
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,480
What? Streaking?
What's wrong with you?

339
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,360
Surprise,
newspaper by the unemployed.

340
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,280
Surprise,
newspaper by the unemployed.

341
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,960
Okay.

342
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,520
Do you own this?
- My father-in-law.

343
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,320
He emigrated.

344
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,560
Come here.

345
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,880
Here, take a seat.

346
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,560
This is Stadion Kleinfeld in Kriens.

347
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,560
Capacity: 5,100 people. 540 Seats.

348
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,160
You will be located here.

349
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:10,840
It's 46.5 feet
to the edge of the field.

350
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:12,920
Got it?

351
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,720
Sure, boss.
- Good. Come with me.

352
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,840
So, this is a model of the situation.

353
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,520
I built it 1:1 for you.

354
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:34,080
You start here.

355
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,400
That's not a chair.

356
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,120
This is the barrier.

357
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,960
It's the same height as in the stadium.

358
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:47,920
Undress, undress, undress here.

359
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:50,120
And in you go!

360
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,400
Any questions?
- No.

361
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,880
Good.

362
00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:58,200
And go!

363
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,960
... pull, and it's off.

364
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:37,040
Okay, I have just the thing.
- Very good.

365
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Hello. New soccer boots?

366
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:43,720
Let's look at two different models.

367
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:50,840
So, pull the pants down
with both hands,

368
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,960
then yank them forward.

369
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,160
It's not easy. I tried.

370
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:05,520
Have you done this before?
- No.

371
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,560
Doesn't it look a bit gay?

372
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:14,000
No, no.
The thong works the same way.

373
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,960
Yank it forward, but be careful

374
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:21,400
it doesn't get stuck on your... ass.

375
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,160
Awesome!

376
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,120
It'd better work.

377
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,760
It'll work.

378
00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:59,280
Go, go, go!

379
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,120
That's your streaker?

380
00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,840
Yes.

381
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:54,560
Surprise!

382
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,280
He's not on the field!

383
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,120
He isn't naked!

384
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,280
Four, five,

385
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,720
six and 7,000.

386
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:05,480
Is that it?
- Somebody bet correctly.

387
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,880
I had to give him his winnings.
- What?

388
00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,720
Down to the second?
- Yes, he won 30,000.

389
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:16,200
What if two or three people
bet correctly?

390
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,960
It's improbable, but possible.

391
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,160
That's how it goes.
Some win, many lose.

392
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,560
We need quantity and time.

393
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:28,240
I don't have time.
- Then you need quantity.

394
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,720
It's simple:
more streakers, more money.

395
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,720
The longer they're out there,

396
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,320
the less people will bet correctly.

397
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,920
"... like the scent of violets.

398
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,040
Like the yearning of love's lament..."

399
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,760
"it roams..." Thanks. Sit down.

400
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,760
Annina, continue.

401
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,720
"It is the song of..."

402
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,440
"It is the song of peace among men..."

403
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,720
I thought we had a deal.
Pick him up!

404
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:13,280
It'll be healed in a few weeks.

405
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,000
In a few weeks.
- It was worth it.

406
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,760
Man, I overcame an obstacle

407
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:23,880
and won self-confidence.

408
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,880
It was so awesome!

409
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:28,320
I'm so awesome!

410
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:38,040
Excuse me. Is this

411
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,200
"Overcome Obstacles,
Win Self-Confidence"?

412
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:42,640
Yes.
- Thanks.

413
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:47,040
My name is Strapinski.
Wenzel Strapinski.

414
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,680
I'm glad you felt compelled
to answer my ad.

415
00:37:51,480 --> 00:37:54,000
Here you will learn
to overcome obstacles

416
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,480
and win self-confidence.

417
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,600
After intensive personal training

418
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,520
you will each give
an unforgettable show

419
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,360
in front of a large live audience.

420
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,080
My method is somewhat unconventional...

421
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,400
What a bastard!

422
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:17,560
No, thanks!

423
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,800
It's nice you've stayed.

424
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,480
It was his first streak.

425
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,880
Must've been
the pressure of unemployment.

426
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:38,600
Something's not right.

427
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:41,440
Striver.

428
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:44,680
Fredy, rewind it a little.

429
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,560
I'm Franz. That's Fredy.

430
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,280
Sorry, Franz. Rewind a bit.

431
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,280
Stop. Now play.

432
00:38:58,040 --> 00:38:59,360
Stop.

433
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:01,520
Zoom in.

434
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,240
There.

435
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:10,360
An accomplice?

436
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:13,280
Maybe.

437
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,000
I'll look into it.

438
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:20,480
Hi, I'm René Strunz
from Bergisch Gladbach.

439
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:23,440
I work at Quality-Pet.

440
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,880
Monique la Fleure,
self-employed,

441
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:28,120
and open for anything.

442
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,920
Gabriel Grünthaler, 36, single.

443
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,920
Should I undress?
- Not yet.

444
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:36,680
I don't mind.
- No.

445
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,680
Marwan al'Sharaa,
I have 30 years

446
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:44,080
and no work permit.

447
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:47,640
No problem.
Welcome to Switzerland.

448
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,280
My therapist said

449
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,120
I should come out of my shell more.

450
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,760
Thanks.

451
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,040
You will each make
just a few appearances.

452
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:06,760
What if we get caught?
- Good question.

453
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,240
The first three times
they won't do much

454
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,280
if you have an excuse
like a bachelor party,

455
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,240
alcohol, you lost a bet
or trouble at work.

456
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,200
Excuse me.
My language not good.

457
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,000
What we doing here?

458
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,920
You'll see in a second.

459
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,120
On your mark, go.

460
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:40,040
This is 40 degrees
and this is 75 degrees.

461
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,240
It's time to learn
to let go of inhibitions.

462
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:02,880
GRASS OFF LIMITS

463
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,760
So, they're coming this way.

464
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:20,360
And he comes from behind?

465
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,240
Yes, clothes off.

466
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,000
Yes, yes, yes!

467
00:41:36,680 --> 00:41:39,040
Kushtrim, I know when and where

468
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,240
the next streaks will happen.

469
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,480
Awesome!
- There will be several.

470
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,760
Go, Aarau! Go, Aarau!

471
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:53,600
Go, Aarau!

472
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,280
Are you sure...

473
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,720
Only 14 seconds.

474
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,000
The next one's better.

475
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,280
24 seconds.

476
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:12,920
Good.

477
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,200
Come on, the next one's in Biel.

478
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,200
Sure, you can take your people

479
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,480
and your equipment and leave,

480
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,440
sue me or break all my bones...

481
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:31,040
But on the other hand
you're a businessman,

482
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:35,320
and there are 82,000 francs in there,

483
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,960
plus 10% for you.

484
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,160
The choice is yours.

485
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:08,200
And suddenly
I had a very different job.

486
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,320
A job...
How can I say this modestly?

487
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:16,520
A job I had a certain talent for.

488
00:46:09,920 --> 00:46:12,560
So, what's this?

489
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:16,000
If he comes this way,
you're in trouble.

490
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:51,000
STREAKING!
THE NEW SPORTS TREND?

491
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:56,440
This streaking epidemic is intolerable!

492
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,000
They're making us look like asses!

493
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,960
Yes, with their asses.

494
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,560
I summoned a special unit

495
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:05,880
to put an end to these nut jobs.

496
00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,440
Ms Sandra Strebel leads the unit.

497
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,480
She's a distinguished commissar.
Go ahead.

498
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,520
Thanks, Mr President.

499
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,160
Hello, Ladies and...

500
00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:20,120
Gentlemen.

501
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,240
This is, most likely,

502
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,080
the work of an organized gang.

503
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,440
Several clues point to that,

504
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,440
and I've identified a signature.

505
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,480
The signature of a kind of mastermind

506
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,160
behind the whole thing.

507
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:39,760
I must find that mastermind

508
00:47:39,920 --> 00:47:41,760
and bring him to justice.

509
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:47,360
Hello.
- You're never home anymore.

510
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,600
Did you meet someone?
- No.

511
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,240
I have more important things to do.

512
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:57,440
Like what?

513
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,520
Well, your father...

514
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:09,720
I'm teaching a kind of course.

515
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:13,920
Wow. Super exciting.

516
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,920
He's dangerous.
You've got a radius.

517
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,360
Every stadium
has its plusses and minuses.

518
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,480
Letzigrund Stadium
has this athletics track.

519
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,400
That influences your gear
and streak angle.

520
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,360
Standard model Hercules,
4 feet high.

521
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,800
Here are two mammoth models.

522
00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,320
STOP STREAKING!

523
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,480
He's our best man.
Got an IQ of 138.

524
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,880
Hits the target at any range.

525
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,920
Black belt in Karate.

526
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,160
Dan rank five.

527
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:58,720
Tip-top.
I've got a mission for him.

528
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,440
Of course. What's it about?

529
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,800
Sorry, it's top secret.

530
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,640
That's what I thought.

531
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:12,080
Stop. This is interesting.

532
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:16,680
This security guard
approached at 35 degrees,

533
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,400
and this one at 120 degrees.

534
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:22,640
The best evasive route isn't this way.

535
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:26,720
It's where you'd least expect it to be.

536
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,400
This isn't just any streaker.

537
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Leandro de la Cruz
set the world record

538
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,040
in 1997.

539
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,880
He was on the field
3 minutes and 18 seconds

540
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:41,960
before they caught him.

541
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:44,440
Watch, marvel and learn.

542
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,800
Strapinski.
- This is Monique.

543
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,440
You said to call if something's up.

544
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,120
Two of my clients...
- Fredy.

545
00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:02,480
Pass the shampoo?
- Sure Franz.

546
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:03,960
They're cops!

547
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,840
You won't believe what I heard.

548
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,680
Three times the budget.

549
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,960
Three times the security.

550
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:24,480
And a special unit just to stop us.

551
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,040
What does it all mean?

552
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,320
War.

553
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,440
Thank you for coming by.

554
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:38,760
We need to talk
about Annina's performance.

555
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,200
Of course.
It's just a bit of a shock.

556
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,240
She's never had problems.

557
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,800
She's sad if there's no homework.

558
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,320
It's not about homework.

559
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,880
It's about her behavior in class.

560
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,040
Oh?

561
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,880
She's behaving...

562
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,000
... differently.

563
00:53:00,240 --> 00:53:03,520
She disrupts class.
- That's not true!

564
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,280
And lies.

565
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:09,920
Honey, go outside for a sec.

566
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:13,640
It's better if I talk to Mr Näf alone.

567
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,600
What's wrong all the sudden?

568
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:28,000
Do you have stress
at home or at work?

569
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,920
No.

570
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:34,440
Have you taken on
any new responsibilities?

571
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,440
I'm the head of a special unit

572
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:39,200
to catch streakers.

573
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,320
But with Annina...

574
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,760
A special unit for streakers?

575
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,480
Isn't that going overboard?
- Not at all.

576
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:55,400
We're talking about an organized gang

577
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:58,480
lead by a certain Strapinski.

578
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,400
Interesting theory.

579
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:04,200
How do you plan
to stop the streakers?

580
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,960
That must be difficult.
- Yes, it is.

581
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:12,320
But I think
I've discovered a simple pattern.

582
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:16,600
Just imagine this is the playing field.

583
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:19,160
And this is the streaker.

584
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,960
Stop! Stop!

585
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:23,280
Change of plans.

586
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,600
The police know everything!

587
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:30,120
Three, two, one, kick-off in Thun.

588
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:33,400
Keep me informed.
St. Gallen?

589
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:36,200
We're in the 34th minute.
All is quiet.

590
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:38,320
Good. Basel?
- Here, too.

591
00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:41,560
88th minute, Basel is in the lead.
- Thanks.

592
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,960
Stick to important information.
- Roger.

593
00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,360
It looks good. They don't dare.

594
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:11,280
Basel here.
Possible streaker from section A3.

595
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:18,920
Shit!

596
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,760
Let me guess:
lost bet, bachelor night

597
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:24,520
or problems at work.

598
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:27,240
I know all the excuses.

599
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:31,360
We know you belong to a streaker gang.

600
00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:34,480
... Catch the tiger by the toe.

601
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,080
Eeny, meeny, miny, mo

602
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,800
and you are out!

603
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:44,200
What's with him?
- Blood alcohol: 2.0.

604
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:48,440
It's his excuse.
- But he was sober before.

605
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:01,800
Sorry, do we know each other?

606
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,720
You're an actor.
- No.

607
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:09,160
But I've been on TV before.

608
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:15,360
The streaker, right?
- You saw that?

609
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,440
Of course!
You were incredible!

610
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,160
Awesome.
- I'm a huge fan.

611
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,120
Thanks.
- Excuse me. A beer for my buddy.

612
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:26,800
It's on me. Cheers.
- Cheers.

613
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,840
What a coincidence.
I don't believe it.

614
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:39,680
Tada! Our training center.

615
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,800
I recruited somebody.

616
00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:58,400
You can't just bring him here.

617
00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:00,520
Without a background check.

618
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,680
You can trust Andreas 100%.

619
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:09,760
We've really old friends.
- It's an honor.

620
00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,320
We have to be very careful.

621
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,920
No problem, Mr Strapinski.

622
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,480
Hello.
I'd like to speak to Mr Strebel.

623
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,960
Ah, Mr Näf. Sure.

624
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:36,960
We've been expecting you.
Come with me.

625
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:51,600
Here you go.

626
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:56,320
Thanks.

627
00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:07,600
Hello, Mr Näf.
- I'm glad you had time.

628
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:11,480
Thanks for coming
all the way to Zurich.

629
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:14,000
Especially on the weekend.

630
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,240
Take a seat.

631
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,640
Thanks.

632
00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:25,080
Is this about my daughter again?
- Yes.

633
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:29,200
Annina...
- Stop. Before you start ranting,

634
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:33,080
I've been thinking about a few things.

635
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,480
Last time we talked about my work.

636
00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:39,200
I wondered why.

637
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:43,520
Why is a teacher
interested in my work?

638
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:48,720
After your second call, it hit me.

639
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,520
I'm sorry.

640
00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:00,280
So you figured it out.
- Yes.

641
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,160
Yes...
- You've got a crush on me.

642
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,560
But that's not forbidden.

643
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,760
Most men are cowards nowadays.

644
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:17,680
It's great you took this step.

645
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,920
I don't like cowards.

646
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,040
Annina's dad
was my boyfriend for 8 years.

647
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,000
He didn't have the courage

648
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,640
to marry me or to leave me.

649
00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:33,680
He didn't leave till I got pregnant.

650
00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:38,800
I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

651
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:40,560
I just want to say:

652
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:44,160
Sometimes you have to be brave.

653
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,440
To bravery.

654
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,520
To bravery.

655
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:13,560
Have you been
up the Großmunster lately?

656
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,400
Not for ages.

657
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,920
Have you been
to the lake lately?

658
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:31,080
Not for ages.

659
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:40,680
Have you rented a boat lately?

660
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,600
Annina?
- At a friend's house.

661
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,880
I'll do it. It's a sports bra.

662
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,440
Oh, shit!
- Oh, no.

663
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:31,920
Sorry.

664
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,400
Go on, you were undressing.

665
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,520
MISSION COMPLETE. STRAPINSKI = BALTASAR NÄF

666
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:26,560
NEED MORE TIME. I'LL REPORT LATER.

667
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:35,720
I've got to go.
You can stay in bed.

668
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:43,960
NEED MORE TIME. I'LL REPORT LATER.

669
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:46,760
Bad news?

670
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,200
It's just work.

671
01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000
It was really nice.

672
01:03:17,680 --> 01:03:19,160
Mr Näf?

673
01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:24,800
I thought you were at a friend's.

674
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,680
She went to the movies
with someone else.

675
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:53,280
Well, did you do your homework?
- Yes.

676
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:08,240
Mr Näf?
Was it by the book?

677
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,360
You're walking funny.
Sore muscles?

678
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,000
Watch out, Mr Näf.
The cops are coming.

679
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:22,360
He knows all about that.

680
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,240
That's enough.

681
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,320
Now an excerpt from
Clothes Make the Man:

682
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,920
"Strapinski smiled a sickly smile..."

683
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:47,040
"Strapinski smiled a sickly smile..."

684
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:51,760
So, you want to streak with us?

685
01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,800
Yes, very much so.

686
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:57,640
Okay, then undress.

687
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:27,640
Okay, now do the propeller.

688
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,600
The what?

689
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,320
The propeller. You know.

690
01:05:49,840 --> 01:05:52,920
Okay, now turn your body.

691
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:56,080
Stay like that.

692
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:03,840
Don't stop. Faster.

693
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:06,040
A little more to the left.

694
01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:12,880
Turn it the other way. Faster.

695
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,360
Okay,
I see you've definitely got talent.

696
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:26,960
I've got a special mission for you.

697
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,520
Here.

698
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,720
An international mission.

699
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:36,800
The Cup semi-final is about to begin:

700
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,800
Zurich vs. Bern.
It's an exciting match.

701
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:41,960
Who will make the final?

702
01:06:42,120 --> 01:06:45,360
And will a streaker
make it onto the field

703
01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,800
again today?

704
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:49,240
One team is out to stop them:

705
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:52,960
the security team
from Letzigrund Stadium.

706
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:56,760
We've worked on
anticipating the streakers.

707
01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,880
Identifying streakers immediately is key,

708
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:02,560
and the legwork.

709
01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:15,600
STRAPINSKI WANTS ME
TO STREAK IN COLUMBIA.

710
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:18,320
WHAT DO I DO?

711
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,480
DO IT! IMPORTANT!

712
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,600
More security.

713
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,880
Yes. I was expecting them.

714
01:07:37,840 --> 01:07:40,440
Did we get a lot of bets?
- Yes, too many.

715
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:43,160
We could lose a lot of cash.

716
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:50,080
When will I get 140,000?

717
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,440
140,000? That's tough.

718
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,800
He's got to survive for 52 seconds.

719
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,280
Okay.

720
01:08:03,440 --> 01:08:07,280
If he does, I'm out.
- Out?

721
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:10,800
Yes, then I can pay off
the sports field.

722
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:17,400
Out? Out?
What about the Keller museum?

723
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,240
I met somebody who's

724
01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:22,640
more important to me than he is.

725
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,760
Okay.

726
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,120
Deal.

727
01:08:28,280 --> 01:08:30,800
It's getting too risky for me anyway.

728
01:08:31,120 --> 01:08:33,280
Their defense is like a wall.

729
01:08:33,440 --> 01:08:34,960
Speaking of defense,

730
01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:37,360
there are no streakers in sight.

731
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,640
We're coming to the end
of the first half.

732
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:42,680
A nice pass to the center.

733
01:08:43,000 --> 01:08:46,400
And still no suspicious people in sight.

734
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:00,000
Fuck!

735
01:09:33,040 --> 01:09:34,840
Eleven seconds. Sorry.

736
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:37,560
You saw it yourself.

737
01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:41,360
Not one but two streakers today,
Mr Gress.

738
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,680
That surprised me, but it proves

739
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:47,760
that streaking is an evolving sport.

740
01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:50,360
It's not like back in your day.
- No.

741
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,720
It wasn't modern soccer,
but we were dressed.

742
01:09:54,040 --> 01:09:55,960
This has to stop right now!

743
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:58,520
They're dicking us around!

744
01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:01,920
Yes, with their dicks.
- Ms Strebel.

745
01:10:02,080 --> 01:10:03,880
We agree.

746
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,040
We've got a top agent

747
01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:09,200
working undercover in the gang.

748
01:10:09,560 --> 01:10:12,000
A very exceptional agent.

749
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:14,560
It's only a matter of time.

750
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:23,760
Where is that game?
- In Columbia.

751
01:10:24,280 --> 01:10:27,040
It's a Categoria Primera game.

752
01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,240
Their problems are similar to ours.

753
01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:41,160
Ms Strebel, please go on.

754
01:10:44,000 --> 01:10:47,200
We'll get Strapinski soon.

755
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:50,800
Then I'll show him!

756
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,880
Take care.

757
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,560
Okay, bye.
- Great.

758
01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:40,280
I'll be right back.

759
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:45,160
Fuck.
- Wow!

760
01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:47,840
It's sucks.
They're betting for security.

761
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:49,360
Nobody believes

762
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:51,160
anyone can do it.

763
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:53,760
That's even better.
- No!

764
01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,640
How do we pay them if they win?

765
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:59,560
Some of them
don't have a sense of humor.

766
01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,880
We'll cancel it.
- No, we won't.

767
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:05,400
Don't worry so much. It'll work.

768
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:08,280
I'll send in my best people.

769
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:14,200
What's the extra cash for?
- It's a surprise.

770
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:18,120
I hate surprises.
- It's not for you.

771
01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,800
We inscribed it like you requested.

772
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,360
Perfect.

773
01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,880
Would you like to have a box?

774
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,560
No, that's not necessary.

775
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,920
You'll get the last 110,000 on Monday.

776
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:52,600
Then it's paid for.

777
01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:54,760
Plus your 10 percent.

778
01:12:57,960 --> 01:13:00,640
But if you don't pay on Monday...

779
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,520
Yes, I know.

780
01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:06,160
Then you'll break all my bones.
- Exactly.

781
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,720
Fredy, look into the construction site.

782
01:13:22,120 --> 01:13:23,520
Sure.

783
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:30,360
The Cup Final will also be our final.

784
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,320
Our crucial, final appearance.

785
01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:39,080
There will be victims.

786
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,040
Some of you won't make it.

787
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:46,160
But we will succeed as a team!

788
01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:05,040
Franz, get our best surveillance team.

789
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,680
Understood.

790
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:22,960
Your mother.

791
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:31,480
You need to be on the left at halftime,

792
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,880
near the locker rooms.

793
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,600
Okay.

794
01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:39,640
In Sector A,

795
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:43,480
you're seat 23,
in the second row.

796
01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:29,600
You wanted to see me?
- Yes.

797
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,720
I've got a surprise for you.
- Me too.

798
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:36,320
Look, I made them just for you.

799
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:38,160
Try one.

800
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:39,720
Thanks.

801
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:44,360
You coming?
I want to show you something.

802
01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:48,280
I see. In the bedroom.

803
01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:54,240
Lie down on the bed.

804
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:58,680
Now close your eyes.

805
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:09,880
Oh boy!
- You're Strapinski!

806
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,960
You lied to me, faked everything!

807
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:17,720
I wasn't faking. My feelings...

808
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:20,480
What you say now
can be used against you.

809
01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,800
I love you.

810
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,640
"I love you."

811
01:16:32,560 --> 01:16:36,200
Any other lies?
- Yes, I am Strapinski.

812
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,600
I couldn't tell you!
We have to do this one!

813
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,920
The site manager wants his money!

814
01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,040
The salon clients will make trouble!

815
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:48,720
Let me go.
It's a life and death matter!

816
01:16:49,040 --> 01:16:50,920
"... Life and...

817
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:54,080
Death."
I can't do that.

818
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,160
You can watch your team from here.

819
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:02,400
The Final is about to begin:
Baden vs. Bern.

820
01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,680
Enjoy.

821
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,360
Fuck!

822
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:46,640
Annina, thank God.

823
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:49,400
Do you have a saw for metal?

824
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:54,560
Yes, we do.
- Great! Go get it.

825
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,440
I just forgot this.

826
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:08,520
No!

827
01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:19,800
At least give me the phone!

828
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:29,920
No! They're not for you!

829
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,960
No!

830
01:18:40,080 --> 01:18:41,880
Hello.
- Cheers.

831
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,560
But Baden has proved

832
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,520
that they can beat the big boys, too.

833
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:51,520
Thanks to Stiel in the goal.

834
01:18:52,000 --> 01:18:54,040
Stiel has seen better days.

835
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:57,560
Mr Salzgeber,
the man is in peak form.

836
01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,720
You have no idea.

837
01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:07,880
Hey, guys.
- Hello, Annina.

838
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:11,280
Look, I've got cookies.
- May I? Thanks.

839
01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:13,200
Want one?

840
01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:29,800
Dear spectators.

841
01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:33,320
On behalf of stadium security
and the police,

842
01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:36,680
I'd like to inform you that, today,

843
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:40,640
we caught the streaker gang.

844
01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:45,080
Their leader is Baltasar Näf,

845
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,520
a teacher from Baden.

846
01:19:47,680 --> 01:19:49,800
His partner and accomplices

847
01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,680
are being arrested
as I speak to you now.

848
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,640
So, it looks like the end.

849
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:18,720
The streakers will streak no more.

850
01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:27,760
Congratulations.
- The game lasts 90 minutes.

851
01:20:27,920 --> 01:20:29,400
The ball is round

852
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,720
and the streaker comes at the end.

853
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:35,880
Enjoy the game.

854
01:20:36,040 --> 01:20:39,760
I take full responsibility.
- Fine.

855
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:44,920
Was it something I said?

856
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,680
Hey, Mom.

857
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:58,280
Want a cookie? They're amazing.
- No, thanks.

858
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,960
Is that the best way to do it?
- Sure.

859
01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:46,280
We always do it this way.

860
01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:46,000
So, my situation is easy to explain.

861
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:49,840
To save the sports field, I need to stay

862
01:23:50,040 --> 01:23:52,840
out here
for one minute and 23 seconds.

863
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:55,320
So wish me luck.

864
01:24:29,480 --> 01:24:31,680
Unbelievable!
It looks like

865
01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,360
the streaker is Baltasar Näf,

866
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,840
the streaker gang leader!

867
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:48,040
69% angle... 110% angle...

868
01:24:50,440 --> 01:24:54,240
He's doing well.
His strategy is excellent!

869
01:24:55,240 --> 01:24:56,400
Näf! Näf!

870
01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:58,200
Näf! Näf!

871
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:36,680
"Sometimes you have to be brave."

872
01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,800
Wow!
He's been out there two minutes!

873
01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:02,840
You thinking what I am?
- He might do it!

874
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:06,080
He might just break the world record

875
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:09,040
set in 1997 by Leandro de la Cruz!

876
01:26:20,840 --> 01:26:24,920
Go, dad! You can do it!

877
01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:27,640
Näf is your dad?
- Yes, of course.

878
01:26:28,680 --> 01:26:30,200
Go!

879
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:36,240
WORLD RECORD: 3:18

880
01:26:41,560 --> 01:26:43,120
The whole stadium is with him,

881
01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,040
but security is closing in!

882
01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:56,680
WORLD RECORD: 3:18

883
01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:15,000
Crazy!
- A world record for Switzerland!

884
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:19,080
It's unbelievable!

885
01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:22,680
Way to go, Näf!

886
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,840
NEW WORLD RECORD!

887
01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,280
You're the best, Dad!

888
01:27:47,960 --> 01:27:50,480
I cuffed you a bit better this time.

889
01:27:52,760 --> 01:27:55,160
I'm sorry.
- There are worse things.

890
01:27:55,760 --> 01:27:58,720
Like a damage suit

891
01:27:58,880 --> 01:28:02,440
for two million and six months prison.

892
01:28:04,400 --> 01:28:06,280
Although 30 minutes ago

893
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:09,520
a man in a white Lamborghini drove up.

894
01:28:21,520 --> 01:28:24,360
He paid the damages for you.

895
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:34,840
So where
will you serve your sentence?

896
01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:46,320
I found just the place
for you to do that.

897
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,840
There was enough money
for the sports field

898
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,960
and for the Keller Museum.

899
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,880
I was allowed
to serve my sentence there.

900
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:58,560
Come closer so you can all see.

901
01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:01,600
This was Keller's living room furniture

902
01:29:01,760 --> 01:29:04,360
where he relaxed

903
01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:06,720
after a hard day's work.

904
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:09,080
These were his slippers.

905
01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:12,560
He wore them
while he revised the 7th version

906
01:29:12,720 --> 01:29:15,840
of The People of Seldwyla.

907
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:22,680
We're closed for today.

908
01:29:24,480 --> 01:29:26,000
We're closed.

909
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:28,480
Have a safe trip home.

910
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:31,200
Want me to help tomorrow too?
- Sure.

911
01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:32,520
Cool.

912
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,960
CLOSED

913
01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:23,640
I'm sorry.
We can't leave you unsupervised.

914
01:30:25,480 --> 01:30:26,560
No?

915
01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:28,800
No.

916
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:31,040
It's way too dangerous.

917
01:30:33,480 --> 01:30:35,960
Then you'd better sleep over.

918
01:30:36,360 --> 01:30:37,840
Exactly.

919
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,720
THE END