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  1. LET ME GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS
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  3. I'VE POSTED THIS MANY TIMES ON /GOT/ but I'll have to post it again.
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  5. Euron will be the Big Bad in the South, like how the White Walkers are the Big Bad in the North.
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  7. Jon and Daenerys will exhaust themselves in vanquishing the Night King, but then they will be soundly defeated by King Euron Greyjoy, the Iron King on the Iron Throne.
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  9. in the same fashion that William the Conqueror defeated Harold after the Norwegians distracted him
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  11. IN THE RECENT EPISODE THE MAESTERS REVEALED THAT THERE WAS A PROPHECY BY A MAN NAMED LODOS WHICH CLAIMED THAT THE "DROWNED GOD" WOULD DESTROY AEGON TARGARYEN
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  13. and what is Jon's real name...Aegon!
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  15. the final scene of the series will be
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  17. >Euron as the final victor
  18. >Jon Snow's head on a pike to his left
  19. >Dany's head on a pike to his right
  20. >Tyrion's skull used as a footstool, with three dragon skulls surrounding him
  21. >Dust of the Night's King in a transparent glass box next to the throne
  22. >Cersei, Sansa, and Melisandre on a leash as salt wives
  23. >Sam as an enslaved Maester forced to write up works glorifying Euron and depicting the events of the series, titled "A Song of Ice and Fire"
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  25. >and right before Arya makes an unsuccessful assassination attempt on Euron, Jaqen appears out of nowhere to kill her, avenging his WAIFu
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  27. BANK ON IT. SCREENCAP THIS. I KNOW D&D WILL WANT AN EDGELORD ENDING TO THEIR EDGELORD SHOW TO PISS OFF THE NORMIES. THEY DO NOT NEED NORMIE APPROVAL AFTER THEY'RE DONE WITH THE SHOW. LAST YEAR I WAS SPECULATING ABOUT EURON AND ACCURATELY PREDICTED THAT IT WOULD MAKE SENSE FOR HIM TO KILL THE SAND SNAKES THIS SEASON, SO ONE OF MY PREDICTIONS HAS ALREADY COME TRUE. THE REASON THEY HAVE BEEN BUILDING UP DAENERYS AND JON BUT DIDN'T FOCUS MUCH ON EURON IS SO THAT THEY CAN TRULY BLINDSIDE THE AUDIENCE
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  32. REMINDER THAT GRRM'S ENDING IS SUPPOSED TO BE "BITTERSWEET"
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  34. Bittersweet in this case means that the threat of the Others has been vanquished and humanity lives on, but at the price of the fact that almost everyone we know is dead.
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  36. The only surviving POV characters are Sam and Sansa, who is married to the sadistic tyrant Euron, who attacked Jon and Dany after their forces were depleted vanquishing the Others.
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  38. REMINDER THAT BECAUSE OF TRUMP'S VICTORY AND BECAUSE SHOWEURON IS SET UP TO BE SIMILAR TO TRUMP, D&D WILL SET THE STAGE FOR A BITTERSWEET ENDING WHERE EURON MAKES WESTEROS GREAT AGAIN, FOR THE SAKE OF MAKING THE SHOW MORE "RELEVANT TO REALITY" LIKE THEY DO WITH SJW FEMINIST BULLSHIT
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  40. For the books, GRRM is also probably writing in Drumpf references because of how bitter his Hillary supporting ass is. Euron will certainly be the new main human villain.
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  42. BANK ON IT. YOU CAN COUNT ON D&D TO GO FULL EDGELORD WHENEVER POSSIBLE TO PISS OFF AS MANY FANS AS POSSIBLE
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  46.  
  47. >ShowRon is a shitty and pale imitation of his counterpart.
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  49. BECAUSE IT WOULD BE ALL THE MORE SURPRISING, IN A D&D FASHION, FOR HIM TO BE THE VICTOR
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  51. If they hyped him up, it would take away from the surprise. THAT IS EXACTLY WHY they haven't portrayed him as the ominous "next step in evil above Ramsay" threat he is in the books. HOWEVER PILOU ASBAEK HIMSELF HYPED HIMSELF AS SUCH, but then later "claimed" he was just joking
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  53.  
  54. WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS TO KEEP IN MIND IS THAT D&D WERE PRIMARILY ATTRACTED TO ADAPTING ASOIAF BECAUSE OF THE RED WEDDING
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  56. They are nihilistic edgelords at heart, not Danyfags or Jonfags.
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  58. If they truly cared that much about show backlash, they would have never let Sansa get raped. They would have never let Rickon and the Tyrells die. If they were such Danyfags they would never have had her execute the Tarlys.
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  60. THEY GET OFF ON SHOCKING THE AUDIENCE WHICH IS WHY THE FOCUS HAS BARELY BEEN ON EURON AND WHY THEY HAVE BUILT UP JON AND DANY AND TYRION AS GENERIC PROTAGONISTS
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  62. There is one last thing you have to keep in mind, and it is the fact that EURON FUNCTIONS AS META-COMMENTARY ON HOW RIDICULOUS THINGS HAVE GOTTEN IN TERMS OF WRITING. Having him kill all the 'good' characters off would be a poetic way to end the show, because in a somewhat subtle way IT WOULD FIT THE PATTERNS THE SHOW STARTED SETTING WHEN IT WENT DOWNHILL IN SEASON 5
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  66. AFTER SEASON 8 EPISODE 3, ARYA KILLS THE NIGHT KING BY ASSASSINATING HIM FROM BEHIND
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  68. Reminder that in the last episode, Arya will attempt to assassinate Euron but will get thwarted by Jaqen, who Euron hired around the same time he hired the Golden Company
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  70. EURON WILL MAKE A TRUMP REFERENCE QUIP
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  72. D&D will want to rile the audience up for 2020, basically communicating "Orange Man won in your beloved fantasy. It is your duty to actually win in reality"
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  74. REMINDER THAT GRRM HIMSELF IS ASSHURT ABOUT TRUMP, no matter how you feel about 'zion don' THIS MAKES SENSE FOR THEM TO DO IN CURRENT YEAR+4
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  76. fucking BANK ON IT
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  80. if you look in the 4plebs /tv/ archive and search for my common phrases you will see that I've been POSTING ABOUT THIS SINCE 2017
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  82. my predictions are coming to fruition. Why else would they have someone like Arya "subvert expectations" by killing off the threat of the White Walkers with THREE MORE EPISODES to go????
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  84. Euron will be the FINAL VICTOR in the end. I'm going to have to amend some of my previous posts about him being "fire" to the "ice" that the white walkers represent. Dany and her dragons are the "fire" while Euron (and krakens?) are the WATER that extinguishes it!!
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  86. something like that will happen. fucking BANK ON IT
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  90. EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN EURON WILL WIN
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  92. Reminder that the ONLY PROPER WAY to end the show now is to have Euron kill everyone else.
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  94. Euron killed off the Sand Snakes and the Dorne arc in Season 7. The entire show is basically on par with the SS and Dorne arc. Ergo, D&D will have Euron kill everyone else off. He functions as meta-commentary for how ridiculous the show's writing has gotten.
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  96. D&D are edgelords at heart. They made GoT because they wanted to adapt the Red Wedding.They will want their Red Wedding esque moment to end the show.
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  98. What better way to subvert expectations than to set up Euron, a rapey jolly 'chad' white male to be the real final victor???
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  100. >Normies are gonna know what it felt like when Dabid raped and murdered Stannis and everything else good
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