Anonymous equestrians part 11

>is this what it feels like to have a hangover?
>the feeling of a diamond jackhammer pounding into your skull?
>brain, status report
>brain: FNGKLDFJSHGE
>i was afraid of that
>once you open your eyes the pain just gets worse
>brain: Anonymous OS is now fully booted, time to address your eyes that are on fire
>you instantly shut your eyes
>why wont my arm move?
>you peer over next to you and see a sleeping rainbow dash laying down on your arm
>oh yeah, thats why
>guess i might as well lay down here until she wakes up
>brain: yeah lets see how that works out
>suddenly the barn door shoots open and in comes applejack
>you could tell by the way she was wobbling that she was already piss drunk
>yup, its hearts and hooves day alright
>applejack:"WAKE THE BUCK UP YOU WHORSE"
>OH SWEET JESUS MY EARDRUMS
>brain: she mad
>i can see that brain, any other bright observations?
brain: this wont end well
>thanks brain, your so helpful
>rainbow dash began stirring next to you
>she would probably sleep through the apocalypse
>applejack:"GET THAT WHORSE OUT OF MAH BARN RIGHT BUCKING NOW!"
>that seemed to wake up rainbow dash
>she sat up, rubbing her eyes and taking in the scene
>she looks at you, the looks at the pissed off drunk applejack thats wobbling towards you two
>dash:"applejack, are you drunk again?"
>rainbow seemed a little scared
>applejack:"AH SAID, GET OUT OF MY BUCKING BARN YOU WHORSE"
>rainbow dash was shaking and curled next to you, fearing the wrath of applejack
>you patted her on the shoulder, reassuring her
>rainbow calmed down a bit but was obviously still scared of applejack
>was applejack like this every year?
>brain: you should try to talk to her
>it sounds stupid, but thats the only plan we've got so far
>you stand up and slowly approach applejack
>applejack:"stay away from me, your the one who caused this"
>allofmywut
"applejack, just calm down. we can talk about this"
>applejack:"you shutup"
>tears were starting to flow out of her
>you slowly inch closer to her
"come on applejack, how bout we just talk?"
>she breaks down crying and falls onto the floor
>you look back at rainbow dash and signal for her to get out of here
>with that she shoots out of the barn, flying as fast as she can
>leaving you alone with applejack
>you walk up to her and sit down next to her
>shes still sobbing like its nobodies business
>you lay a hand on her shoulder
>shes quick to shrug it off
"applejack, im sorry if i upset you"
>she just continues sobbing
>wat do?
>brain: girl starts talking about feelings, walk away
>fuck off brain, not right now
>brain: plan B kill everybody
>i said not right now brain
>brain: plan C
>shutup brain
>brain:hang out with her for the day
>i said SHUTU- wait wat
>brain: hang out with her for the day, you know how lonely she is
>that actually sounds like a good idea
>brain: now how about that gyroscope
>fuck off brain
"hey applejack, how bout we hang out for the day?"
>she stops crying for a moment and looks up at you
>applejack:" do yah really mean it?"
"of course applejack, now come on, you go take a shower and i'll get ready for the day"
>she smiles and stands up, still a little wobbly from being drunk
>you help her up and guide her over to the house
>big mac eyeing you as you walk her over
>whats he so suspicious about?
>you finally get to the house and help her upstairs
>dropping her off at the bathroom while you continue onto your room
>you see unknown just waking up
>time for fun
>BOOM you land the best shot of your life right onto his spine
>he spazzing out in his bed
>you collapse on the floor laughing at him even though you can feel a bit of the pain
>he sits up and gets out of bed
>you finally get up from laughing so hard
>"so what're you doing today?"
"hangin out with aj and then hanging out with rainbro"
>"sounds like fun. but why do you have my jacket?"
"oh yeah, i accidentally took it last night before i went out walking"
>"yeah speakin of which, why didnt you come back?"
"oh yeah, i slept in the barn"
>"that sounds stupid"
"well i know what you're doing today" you say with a sly smile coming across your face
>"and what would that be"
"you've got a date with luna tonight by the river"
>he raises an eyebrow at that
>"she talked to you?"
>oh shit, i didnt plan for that
"yeah, she came by me last night and i told her to meet you tomorrow since you were already asleep"
>nice save
>"ok then, im gonna go into town for the day and see if any shops are open"
"cya"
>you both wave to each other and he walks out the door
>you change your clothes since the shower is already occupied
>with a couple minutes to spare before applejack would be done you decide to take a small nap
>getting to sleep was hard with the hangover still lingering over you
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>you're awakened by hooves nudging your sides
>you open your eyes to see an excited applejack
>how the hell did she sober up so quickly
>you look out the window and see the sun setting
"how long was i asleep?"
>applejack:" a couple of hours. ah didnt want to wake yah, so i just let yah sleep"
>you smile a little bit at the thought and say, "thanks"
>"so what are we gonna do?"
"well how about we go out for some dinner and then maybe take a midnight stroll through the city"
>applejack:"well that sounds mighty fine anon. what'dya say we head out now?"
"sure applejack"
>you push the blanket off of you and see applejack blush a little
>you wonder why shes blushing
>brain: hey bro, do you feel a draft?
>what are you talki-
>then you realize that your not wearing a shirt
>you look up at applejack, she's lost in thought and shes just staring at your bare chest
>you turn around and grab a shirt off your dresser and slide it on
>you turn around and applejack is still lost in thought, staring off into space
"come on applejack, lets go"
>you snap right in front of her face
>she shakes her head a little bit and say, "oh yeah, ah just got a little distracted"
"i could tell"
>you both mustered up a laugh and headed downstairs
>you grab YOUR jacket on the way out
>it even had YOUR name printed on the sleeve
YOUR
>brain: YOU'RE retarded
>fuck off brain
>you and applejack walk to dinner at sugarcube corner
>its not the fanciest place, but on your budget it was the best
>the night continued on
>after you left from sugarcube corner you walked all around ponyville
>stopping here and there to talk and socialize
>after a while you both decide to head home
>the moon was directly overhead, signaling it was midnight
>you both continued walking back to the house
>telling stories and laughing the entire way back
>you finally arrived on the front porch
>you'd both stopped and looked at each other
>applejack:"ah had alot of fun tonight sugarcube"
"i had alot of fun too appleja-"
>before you could finish your sentence she wrapped her fore hooves around you and kissed you
>after half a second of shock you realized what was happening
>you kissed back and wrapped your arms around her, enjoying the moment
>she finally breaks the kiss and stares into your eyes
>applejack:"thanks for the good time sugarcube, ah guess ah'll see you tommorah"
>she lets go of your shoulders and walks inside
>tonight was a nice night
>you decide to go for another midnight stroll
>you stop by the barn and lean against it, reflecting on the events of the night
>you notice something move in the dark
"is anypony there"
>you see a cyan pony walk towards you
its rainbow dash
>you smile a little bit, then notice her eyes are red, as if shes been crying
>there goes that smile
>dash:"how could you"
>her voice was shaking from anger
"what do you mean?"
>she starts walking closer to you
>dash:"how could you go on a date with her when you knew i liked you? how could you go on a date with her after you said you'd spend hearts and hooves day with me? how could you?"
>you'd totally forgotten all about hanging out with dash today
>fucking alcohol
"rainbow, im sor-"
>it was too late, she was already flying away into the night
>shit