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  1. Thanks for playing everyone!
  2.  
  3.  
  4. It was only an april fools joke! We may run an Inhouse-ARG Sometime in the future (it's currently 4-5 months behind schedule). While you were solving it, we wrote some limericks we thought you'd enjoy.
  5.  
  6. there once was a mod named svard
  7. who was constantly always on guard
  8. when asked why this was,
  9. he said "it's becuase
  10. the bans i hand out make me hard."
  11.  
  12. - crash
  13.  
  14.  
  15. crash wrote a poem about Svard,
  16. Proving himself quite the bard
  17. The mods were all moved,
  18. Svardskampe approved
  19. And the fake ARG was prepard
  20.  
  21. - imnotgoats
  22.  
  23.  
  24. there once was a coder named beno
  25. whose programming skills were no bueno
  26. she asked pica for help,
  27. who then just said "welp,
  28. i'm gonna jump in a volcano"
  29.  
  30. - crash
  31.  
  32.  
  33. Dr. Dino liked laughing at words
  34. Found humour in all that he heard
  35. Tried to find a domain
  36. That included his name
  37. But they had all been taken by nerds
  38.  
  39. - imnotgoats
  40.  
  41.  
  42. Picapi was feeling absurd
  43. So stepped into a discourse he heard
  44. He listened quite far
  45. Changed his own avatar
  46. And returned as an antarctic bird
  47.  
  48. - imnotgoats
  49.  
  50.  
  51. there once was a writer named goats
  52. who ardently wrote up his notes
  53. describing sex tables
  54. but he wasn't able
  55. to give any good anecdotes
  56.  
  57. - crash
  58.  
  59.  
  60. wyh always felt quite a rift
  61. As his time zone was not quite a gift
  62. He tried to keep up
  63. But overfloweth the cup
  64. Cuz he was stuck on perpetual night-shift
  65.  
  66. - imnotgoats
  67.  
  68.  
  69. there once was a mod named sarcastic
  70. the last part of his name was fantastic
  71. he was not here for this
  72. and we will always miss
  73. the mr. sarcastic fantastic
  74.  
  75. - crash
  76.  
  77. Sarcastic logged off too early
  78. Couldn't join in the fake ARG
  79. The other mods felt quite bad
  80. And wished that he had
  81. But he didn't, so Sarc, we're sorry
  82.  
  83. -imnotgoats
  84.  
  85. goats isnt brave, hes a bit of a coward
  86. he toldus a story of how he sexually flowered
  87. he regrets what he sent
  88. said he asked for a friend
  89. and thats how we learned that his real name is howard
  90.  
  91. - Dr. Dino
  92.  
  93. (Goats name isn't Howard btw, it's an internal mod meme)
  94.  
  95. And just remember... ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
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