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- Thanks for playing everyone!
- It was only an april fools joke! We may run an Inhouse-ARG Sometime in the future (it's currently 4-5 months behind schedule). While you were solving it, we wrote some limericks we thought you'd enjoy.
- there once was a mod named svard
- who was constantly always on guard
- when asked why this was,
- he said "it's becuase
- the bans i hand out make me hard."
- - crash
- crash wrote a poem about Svard,
- Proving himself quite the bard
- The mods were all moved,
- Svardskampe approved
- And the fake ARG was prepard
- - imnotgoats
- there once was a coder named beno
- whose programming skills were no bueno
- she asked pica for help,
- who then just said "welp,
- i'm gonna jump in a volcano"
- - crash
- Dr. Dino liked laughing at words
- Found humour in all that he heard
- Tried to find a domain
- That included his name
- But they had all been taken by nerds
- - imnotgoats
- Picapi was feeling absurd
- So stepped into a discourse he heard
- He listened quite far
- Changed his own avatar
- And returned as an antarctic bird
- - imnotgoats
- there once was a writer named goats
- who ardently wrote up his notes
- describing sex tables
- but he wasn't able
- to give any good anecdotes
- - crash
- wyh always felt quite a rift
- As his time zone was not quite a gift
- He tried to keep up
- But overfloweth the cup
- Cuz he was stuck on perpetual night-shift
- - imnotgoats
- there once was a mod named sarcastic
- the last part of his name was fantastic
- he was not here for this
- and we will always miss
- the mr. sarcastic fantastic
- - crash
- Sarcastic logged off too early
- Couldn't join in the fake ARG
- The other mods felt quite bad
- And wished that he had
- But he didn't, so Sarc, we're sorry
- -imnotgoats
- goats isnt brave, hes a bit of a coward
- he toldus a story of how he sexually flowered
- he regrets what he sent
- said he asked for a friend
- and thats how we learned that his real name is howard
- - Dr. Dino
- (Goats name isn't Howard btw, it's an internal mod meme)
- And just remember... ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
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