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- >It's a rather warm day, so the park is actually pretty busy.
- >Several ponies stare as you walk along a path with Flitter.
- >You have bought sandwiches from a cart and search for a good place to sit and eat lunch with your new girlfriend.
- >That's weird to think about.
- "Let's sit there."
- >You point at a large shady patch of grass under an oak tree.
- >The two of you sit down and you hand a sandwich to Flitter.
- >She takes it and stares at you.
- "Not hungry?"
- >The pegasus shakes her head, "I am waiting for you to eat first, like a good marefriend?"
- >You chuckle and unwrap your sandwich.
- "Let's just eat together."
- >Flitter nods a bit too emphatically and unwraps her meal.
- >You take a bite and watch her.
- >She's so nervous.
- >This is probably her first date ever, you realize.
- >Poor thing.
- >She takes a tiny bite of her sandwich and looks down at the grass.
- "So... What kind of things would you normally do on a day like this?"
- >Flitter gulps and looks to be thinking.
- >You can almost hear the gears turning in her head.
- >"My hobbies include-"
- >Before she can repeat her practiced phrase, a bird swoops down from the branches above and swipes Flitter's sandwich right out of her hoof.
- >She stares at her hoof in silence as the bird flies away.
- >Oh shit.
- >Tears begin to well up in her eyes.
- >"My... My sandwich..."
- >You quickly shove your sandwich into her hoof before she can start crying.
- "Please don't cry! Here, you can have mine."
- >Ponies seem to cry much easier than humans.
- >Flitter sniffles and looks up in shock at you, "B-But what will you eat?"
- >You give her a smile and rub your stomach.
- "It's fine. Trust me, I'm on a pretty strict diet now anyway. Don't know why I got all that bread in the first place."
- >Flitter blinks and stares at the sandwich.
- "Trust me. Please, I want you to have that."
- >She still stares at it in her hoof.
- "Is something wrong?"
- >Her face flushes a bit and she mumbles, "Indirect kiss..."
- >This pony is even more innocent than you once believed.
- >She takes a slow bite of the sandwich where you already bit into it.
- >Her eyes close and she seems to savor it.
- >You smile and watch her eat.
- >It feels like the two of you are in your own little world.
- >Birds chirp in the tree above.
- >A gentle summer wind blows over the grass and the laughter of young ponies playing in the distance can be heard.
- >You stretch out and take a deep breath of fresh air.
- >"Anon?"
- >Looking over, you see Flitter staring at you again.
- >She has bread crumbs on her mouth.
- >You chuckle and reach out, picking the few crumbs off and pop them into your mouth.
- >Flitter flattens her ears in embarrassment, "Sorry..."
- "Don't apologize. It's cute. What's up?"
- >Her face flushes once more, this time a deeper shade of red.
- >She picks nervously at her sandwich and averts her eyes, mumbling.
- >"Can you... Show me your belly?"
- "Huh?"
- >Flitter closes her eyes and scrunches her muzzle.
- >"I'm not trying to be weird! I just... I wanted to-"
- >You grab the bottom of your shirt and pull it up, exposing your abs.
- >It's a very rare thing that you let anyone see your body.
- >Even with Twilight, you try to keep your body exposure to a bare minimum.
- >Flitter looks over at your stomach.
- >Her eyes widen and her mouth opens a bit.
- >It's uncomfortable having her stare at your exposed skin.
- >What is she thinking?
- >Is she disgusted?
- >Her hoof reaches out slowly.
- >You flinch as her hoof presses gently against your abs and slides over your skin.
- >She looks up at you with her mouth still hanging open a bit.
- >Your eyes meet in awkward silence.
- >Both of you look away and you whip your shirt down again.
- >Flitter goes back to nibbling her sandwich in embarrassment.
- >"I... I'm sorry, I just wanted to..." She trails off.
- "Does my body seem weird to you?"
- >It's uncharacteristic of you to be so vulnerable.
- >You curse your body.
- >Nothing new.
- >"Anon, why are you so critical of your body?"
- >You look back at her.
- >Now she seems less nervous and more worried.
- "Critical?"
- >Flitter nods, "You say you're on a strict diet. And Twilight says you work out multiple times a day, obsessively. You seem to be... Disgusted by your body, even though..."
- >Her eyes run over your figure stretched out on the grass.
- >"Even though you're so cut. Even more than most stallions I've seen."
- >You cringe and rub the back of your head.
- >There's no way that's true.
- >She has to just be being nice.
- "I appreciate it, really- but my body still needs a lot of work. I have really small traps and my calves just don't seem to be getting any bigger. And I haven't even broken a PR in like, two weeks. I think I peaked, but if I can find a better protein source, I can-"
- >Flitter shakes her head and places a hoof on your hand.
- >You stop babbling and stare at her.
- >"Anon. Your body... I find it extremely impressive. And I know Twilight does too. Why are you being so hard on yourself?"
- >This talk is only making you wish you were back at home in your gym.
- >An hour of dead lifts and squats would silence the critical voice in the back of your head for sure.
- >You can feel Flitter's eyes moving over your legs.
- >Judgmentally.
- >She has to be judging your stick legs.
- >You cross them under yourself.
- >This is pathetic.
- >You're falling apart in front of the mare who is supposed to be in YOUR herd.
- "Can I tell you something secret?"
- >Flitter nods and sets her half-eaten sandwich in the grass.
- >You rub your wrist uncomfortably.
- >This is something you hadn't even told Twilight.
- "Before I came here, to Equestria, when I was back on Earth... I used to be a fat slob."
- >Flitter blinks.
- >"I'm sure you weren't really fat, you're just a bit too critical of yourself."
- >You reach into your back pocket and pull out your wallet.
- >The only thing you have here from your previous life.
- >From inside, you remove a folded photograph and hand it to Flitter.
- >She unfolds it slowly and stares.
- >You try to hide your shame by looking away.
- "I was extremely unhealthy."
- >Flitter stares in disbelief.
- "I stayed at home every day and sat around on my computer, eating junk food. I drank multiple energy drinks every day and was extremely depressed."
- >Flitter looks up at you, then back to the picture of your fat self in awe.
- >It hurts letting someone see your disgusting secret.
- >She shakes her head again.
- >"Anon, this is..."
- >You squeeze your eyes shut.
- >"This is the most amazing transformation I've ever seen!"
- >She holds the photo of past-you up like a treasure, "Amazing!"
- >You raise an eyebrow.
- "You think so?"
- >She offers the picture back to you and smiles wide.
- >"Absolutely! You should be so proud of yourself! Most ponies would never be able to show that much dedication to change themselves. I can tell you have an amazing work ethic, and look how much it's payed off!"
- >You feel your face heat and look down at your stomach.
- >She's nice, but the work will never be done.
- >Your stomach growls.
- >Flitter looks at it, then laughs.
- >She picks up her sandwich and tears it in half, offering you one side.
- >"Please, eat."
- >You take the sandwich, feeling like a doofus.
- "Thanks... I'm sorry."
- >So much for being poised and cool in front of her.
- >"Anon, can I ask you a favor?"
- >You chew a large bite of the veggie sandwich.
- "Of course."
- >"Can I start working out with you?"
- >This catches you off guard.
- "Really?"
- >Flitter nods and smiles awkwardly.
- >She reaches down and pinches the skin on her stomach.
- >"I've been wanting to lose a bit of this pudge, and you are the best at that kind of stuff."
- >You smile.
- "I'd be happy to train with you. But you really don't need to lose any weight. Don't be so critical of yourself, Flitter."
- >The two of you laugh and eat your lunch in the shade.
- >After the date with Flitter, you decide to go to your usual barber for a bit of a touch-up.
- >Flitter said she was going out to Cloudsdale for the day to visit her parents.
- >She still hasn't told them of this herd business.
- >You wonder how her parents would feel about their daughter in a relationship with a non-pony.
- >They're out of luck if they hoped for grandchildren...
- >You sit in the barber chair while your usual barber, Sunny works trimming your hair to your preferred style.
- >As usual, he makes small talk.
- >"Heard about your herd. Heh. What's up with that?"
- >Word travels fast here.
- "Yeah. It's weird, but I guess it goes with my new job, sort of."
- >He spins you around to work on the back of your head, "I gotta say, I'm a bit jealous. And at the same time, I don't envy you."
- "Why's that?"
- >"Because living with one mare is bad enough, I'd probably drink myself under a bridge if I had to hear multiple mares nag me every night!"
- >You both have a chuckle.
- >The mare waiting her turn on the seats across from you looks up from the magazine she's reading and rolls her eyes.
- "It's not so bad. Like I said, it's weird still. But very interesting."
- >Sunny smiles and uses a blow drier to blow away loose hair on your neck.
- >"Everypony would find bedding multiple mares 'very interesting', Anon."
- >You cough.
- "S'not like that, man."
- >He laughs from his belly and whips the sheet off of you.
- >You stand and look at your hair in the mirror.
- >He cuts it best.
- >You thank him and pay him a generous tip.
- >"Got a hot date tonight?"
- >You feel a knot in your stomach.
- >Roseluck's ominous serene smile comes to mind.
- "Yeah, actually. I do..."
- >The time is 7 PM.
- >You sit on your couch in a suit.
- >Where the hell is Pinkie Pie?
- >Damn, you're extremely nervous.
- >If Roseluck shows up before Pinkie, your whole plan is dead.
- >Then it will be only the two of you.
- >If this mare makes you this nervous, how will you be able to take her into your herd?
- "Gotta calm down."
- >She's just a pony.
- >A tiny little pony.
- >There's a knock on the door.
- "Thank God, that must be Pinkie Pie."
- >You rush to the door and open it.
- >A stallion in a uniform stares at you, "Telegram for Mr. Anonymous."
- "Uh, yeah. That's me."
- >He holds out a box for you.
- >You take it cautiously and open the lid.
- >Pinkie Pie's head pops out of the box, making you drop it in shock.
- >"Hey Anon! I'm sorry, but I can't make it tonight! When I told Twilight what I was doing, she got really mad and told me to stay away! Soooooooo..."
- >You stare at the pink pony's head in confusion.
- "How are you- Pinkie, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about this!"
- >"Sorry, Nonny! Gotta go!"
- >Her head slips back into the box.
- >The delivery stallion picks up the box and trots away.
- >What the hell just happened?
- >Your confusion is cut short.
- >In the distance, you see a pony trotting up the lane.
- >Roseluck carries a basket in her mouth and is wearing a pure white dress.
- >You grip the door and watch her, white-knuckling.
- "And here. We. Go..."
- >Roseluck made you spaghetti.
- >How appropriate.
- >She even put meat in yours.
- >You won't ask her how, or where she got it.
- >The two of you sit at your dining room table.
- >You lit a candle and put it in the center of the table.
- >For the occasion, you have opened a bottle of wine and poured two glasses for the both of you.
- >You sit awkwardly, looking at the spaghetti.
- >There's a creeping feeling she drugged it.
- >"Please tell me what you think. I've never cooked with beef before."
- >Roseluck rests her smiling face on her hooves, watching you.
- >It's unsettling how large her pupils seem to grow when looking at you.
- >Like she's trying to eat you with them.
- >She is a very pretty mare though.
- >For the date, she decided to place a white lily in her mane.
- >You pick up your fork and take a bit of pasta to your mouth.
- >She stares in silence.
- >Almost dropping the spaghetti figuratively and literally, you put the food in your mouth and chew.
- >"So?"
- >You nod and force a smile, swallowing.
- "It's delicious! Thank you."
- >It actually is good.
- >Seems like forever since you last ate meat.
- >Roseluck sighs and picks up her own fork, "What a relief. I'm so happy~."
- >The two of you eat in silence.
- >Finishing your wine, you quickly pour another glass.
- >Roseluck seems to not be touching her wine, instead opting to watch your every move with her serene smile.
- >After dinner, the two of you sit on the couch.
- >For a movie, you've picked a cliche romantic comedy that Twilight recommended.
- >Roseluck moves closer to you.
- >She smells like a flowery perfume.
- >At least in the dark, you can escape from her watchful eyes.
- >Her hoof creeps into yours and you look down at her.
- >"Is this... Okay?"
- >You flush and wrap your fingers around her soft hoof.
- "Of course."
- >The two of you go back to watching the opening credits.
- >There's silence save for the movie for at least twenty minutes, before Roseluck breaks it.
- >"Anon, do you mind changing positions? Something more comfortable?"
- >You remove your hand from her hoof.
- "Sure."
- >She changes position on the couch, sitting like a human with her back legs dangling over the edge.
- >You've seen the pony Lyra sit like this on a bench at the park before.
- >Roseluck smiles softly up at you and pats her lap.
- >"Would you care to lay your head here?"
- >You stare at her lap and blink.
- "Uh, okay."
- >With stiff movements, you lay on the couch and rest on your side with your head on Roseluck's lap.
- >The silky fabric from her dress caresses your face.
- >You try to breathe normally and watch the movie.
- >Roseluck's hoof moves to your head, stroking gently.
- >"Isn't this more comfortable?"
- >With a sigh, you close your eyes and try to relax.
- "Yes. It is."
- >Her hoof works small circles behind your ear, down to the back of your neck, then slowly through your hair, sending shivers down your spine.
- >It is actually very comforting.
- >You unconsciously nuzzle deeper into her lap.
- >You inhale a deep breath of her flowery scent and sigh again.
- >Long ago, you remember your mother comforting you this way...
- >No, that's weird.
- >This is Roseluck.
- >A pony.
- >"I used to sit like this with my fiance..." Roseluck almost whispers.
- >You were hoping this subject would come up.
- "What happened to him... Your fiance?"
- >Roseluck sighs and moves her hoof along your jaw.
- >Looking up, you find her gazing down at you, smiling sadly.
- >"He ran away. With another mare. They eloped and moved far away."
- >You feel a twinge in your chest.
- "I'm so sorry to hear that."
- >Now you feel like a dick for thinking she must have murdered him.
- >"Please don't be sorry for me. I was a fool to not see his wandering gaze. She was a much younger mare and I was always a bit too... Clingy."
- >Her hoof brushes the corner of your mouth.
- >"And now that I'm older-"
- >Roseluck bends down and presses her lips to yours.
- >Her fragrant red mane surrounds your face, tickling your skin.
- >Without thinking, you slide your fingers into her locks and caress the back of her head.
- >She kisses you several times, desperately, yet with a tenderness you have never experienced.
- >Pulling back, she looks down upon you with those serene green eyes.
- >You notice a bit of moisture welling in them.
- >"I have no regrets now."
- >The movie has been forgotten in the background.
- >It has played all the way through and the credits are rolling.
- >Far from being interested in the show, you and Roseluck were creating your own.
- >You have her pinned on the couch.
- >This date has turned into a passionate make out session.
- >In the back of your mind, you feel guilty grinding against and kissing Roseluck on your first date, like a horny freshman-
- >But this is what Twilight was talking about with herding.
- >Spreading your attention out between your herd.
- >Roseluck's mane is a mess now.
- >Her lily has fallen down to the floor, forgotten.
- >The white dress has slid down her whither a bit.
- >Her face is flushed and her eyes scan your face rapidly.
- >You hold yourself above her, panting like a predator above its prey.
- "Roseluck, I don't... I'm sorry I'm moving so fast."
- >She tries to catch her breath and smiles.
- >Her hoof reaches up and gently brushes your cheek, "I'm quite enjoying this. It's been a long time since I've done something like this."
- >There's something about her that is driving you wild.
- >She's mature.
- >She's got a certain... Poise.
- >All ominous feelings have been replaced with a deep sense of comfort.
- >You will never admit that you may have a bit of an Oedipus Complex...
- >"You make me feel young again, Anon."
- >Honestly, she doesn't look that old.
- >Roseluck sighs and brushes some stray hair from her face.
- >"Perhaps we should call it a night here. End our first date on a high note?"
- >You get off of her, trying to conceal your uncomfortable erection.
- "Of course. I'll see you out."
- >With one last kiss, you send Roseluck off.
- >She politely declines your offer to walk her home.
- >After she is gone, you stand in the living room, staring at the couch.
- "Well. That was... Intense."
- >Roseluck's lily on the floor catches your eye.
- >You walk over and pick it up.
- >It's a very fresh flower.
- >She must have clipped it not too long before coming to your place.
- >You close your eyes and bring the flower to your nose.
- >It has her scent.
- >Her lily perfume...
- >With only a slight bit of shame, you clutch the flower and head to the bathroom.
- >Starting a cold shower, you give the flower another sniff and start undressing.
- >Before anything, you will have to take care of the bulge in your pants.
- >You finish stripping, grab the flower, and step under the cold shower spray.
- >It's quite amazing how much your opinion of Roseluck has changed in one night.
- >Now you realize you miss her already.
- >Hopeless romantic...
- >With your eyes closed, you inhale Roseluck's scent and pleasure yourself.
- >The bathroom door opens.
- >You whip around and drop the flower, covering yourself.
- >Twilight steps into the bathroom.
- >She looks curiously at your poorly hidden erection.
- >A mischievous smile spreads across her face.
- >"I saw Roseluck leave on my way back. I see SOMEONE had a good night..."
- >You frown at her and sigh.
- "Get in here and help me with this."
- >Twilight giggles and closes the door behind her.
- >"With pleasure."
- >Saturday morning you go with Twilight, Rarity and Flitter to the train station.
- >It's time to meet the girl Rarity has hooked you up with.
- >The three of you sit at a table, sipping coffee.
- >Rarity leans toward you and gushes, "Sooooo, you simply HAVE to tell me how your date went with Roseluck!"
- >You clear your throat and mumble.
- >Twilight rolls her eyes and looks at Rarity, "He won't tell you, but from what I hear, Anon spent most of the night with his tongue down her throat."
- >You almost spit coffee out and choke.
- "TWI!"
- >Twilight and Rarity giggle like school girls.
- >Flitter blushes and drinks her coffee quickly.
- >She squeaks and spits the coffee back into the cup.
- "Are you okay?"
- >She looks at you sheepishly, her tongue between her teeth.
- >"I'sh hot..."
- >Rarity clops her hooves, "Oh! Anon will kiss it better!"
- >Twilight snickers and nudges your arm.
- >Flitter sticks her tongue out at you expectantly.
- >These damn ponies have no shame in public.
- >The 'fun' is interrupted by a train pulling into the station.
- >You all get up and go to wait as the doors open and ponies begin hopping off.
- >Rarity suddenly waves a hoof, "Oh! Over heeeere~!"
- >You follow her gaze and spot a very young looking mare trying to wrestle with a large suitcase.
- >She has an off-white coat and a blue mane.
- >Just like your Japanese school girls back home, she wears a sailor collar around her neck.
- >Rarity was NOT kidding.
- >This pony is the epitome of cuteness.
- >She finally reaches you, breathing heavy from lugging her suitcase.
- >"H-Hello!"
- >Her voice is just as cute as the rest of her.
- >Rarity pushes you forward.
- >"Anon, this is Coco Pommel. Coco, this is Anon."
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