Magical Burst: Session 34.5: Justice, Posing, and Carrots

7:38 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: PREVIOUSLY ON: MAGICAL BURST
4:38 PM - Rin Alaston: (( dun dun dun ))
7:39 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Talking lamposts that sound like Foghorn Leghorn, gossiping dumpsters, disparing banana peels, and shouting gears
7:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: And then: Dardanos appeared
7:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Let's say it's your turn whether you went last time or not
7:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: get on rolz
7:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: oh hey you're already there
4:40 PM - Rin Alaston: (( im alrdy on bby ))
7:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: good lad
4:40 PM - Rin Alaston: Aight, there were 8 corpses lefti n the gears
7:41 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: si, one half dislodged
4:41 PM - Rin Alaston: And guess who's throw knifes at one of em
4:41 PM - Rin Alaston: This giiiiiiiirl
4:41 PM - Rin Alaston: fuck
7:41 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: rip
4:41 PM - Rin Alaston: 26, 2 magic oc
4:42 PM - Rin Alaston: 3*
7:43 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Your knife explodes the corpse
4:43 PM - Rin Alaston: Awww yiss
7:44 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Dardanos' turn!
4:44 PM - Rin Alaston: (( :c ))
7:45 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: He goes tooooooo grapple you!
7:46 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Beat 20 c:
4:46 PM - Rin Alaston: Godangit
4:46 PM - Rin Alaston: 21 bby
7:47 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: dang nigga
4:47 PM - Rin Alaston: c:
7:48 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Its open hand to grapple you, but you parry it with nothing but two blades
7:48 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Your go!
4:49 PM - Rin Alaston: Another corpse is my target
7:49 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: rip
4:49 PM - Rin Alaston: Welp
4:49 PM - Rin Alaston: 10
7:49 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You angle your blade incorrectly and it hits a wall instead of the ceiling
7:49 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: GG
4:49 PM - Rin Alaston: T.T
4:50 PM - Rin Alaston: *Rin feels significantly less heroic*
7:51 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Dardanos' face almost seems mocking. You hear a deeply unsettling voice reverberate throughout the room. "MUST... FEAST...YOU...DIE..."
7:53 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It grabs a pile of corpses and shoves them into its mouth, crunching and squishing sounding sounds reverberating throughout the room
7:53 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Your go!
4:53 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh god it's powerwing up some attack isn't it
4:53 PM - Rin Alaston: Shizzle
7:53 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Mostly just its own attack
7:54 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Roll Finesse
4:54 PM - Rin Alaston: 14
7:55 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You spot that a number of gears, the ones you freed up, are all clustered and bunched together in a manner that makes it clear that
7:55 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: if you were to dislodge one more, something will start moving
7:55 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Maybe not all the way, but a bit
7:55 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: So, you're up
4:56 PM - Rin Alaston: Awww yiss
4:56 PM - Rin Alaston: Alright I'm gunna multiple target attack two corpses
7:57 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: clever girl
4:56 PM - Rin Alaston: So I beleive that gives me a -2 to hit
7:57 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: si
4:57 PM - Rin Alaston: 14 c:
7:58 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You dislodge two of the corpses! They fall with unpleasant thunks to the floor around Dardanos
4:58 PM - Rin Alaston: Awww ye
7:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The grated floor beneath it begins to give way a bit, and opens downwards in a manner similar to a sliced pizza
7:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: This startles Dardanos
8:00 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It digs its fingers into the grated floor and keeps its balance, before it releases a few hands to throw an attack at you!
8:00 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Beat 18~
8:01 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: How perfectly average
5:01 PM - Rin Alaston: T.T
5:01 PM - Rin Alaston: I'll take the hit
8:01 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 9 damage~
5:02 PM - Rin Alaston: Aight c:
8:03 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: ur go
5:03 PM - Rin Alaston: I'll take on another 2 corpses
8:03 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: How many corpses was that now?
5:03 PM - Rin Alaston: I was at 5
8:04 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Kayy
5:04 PM - Rin Alaston: 20
5:04 PM - Rin Alaston: with one involuntary magic oc :c
8:04 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You actually dislodge not 2 corpses, but 3!
5:04 PM - Rin Alaston: Rad c:
8:05 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The grate opens even further, the steep, slick pipe below looking too much for even Dardanos to crawl back out of
8:06 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Dardanos manages to get a firmer grip on the slanted grates
8:06 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The grated panels are probably at 45 degree angles roughly
8:06 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Dardanos' turn!
8:06 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: And, like anything that has multiple appendages is wont to do
8:07 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It launches multiple strikes at you in quick succession!
5:07 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh gosh
8:07 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Defend 9, 16, 10
8:08 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: are
8:08 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: are you fucking serious
5:08 PM - Rin Alaston: 9,17,11
5:08 PM - Rin Alaston: Omg
8:08 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: how do you beat each one without taking an oc
8:08 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: even the 16 man fuk u
5:08 PM - Rin Alaston: Skill bby c;
8:10 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You do some super rapid quick hop skip and jumps and maybe some sort of acrobatic fucking pirouette off the handle and into a big pile of corpses, dodging each blow with ease.
8:10 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: "MUST... FEAST... MUST... KILL..."
8:14 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you typing something?
8:14 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: said you were like 3 times so I dunno if you are or not
5:16 PM - Rin Alaston: I did then cut it incase you were still gunna do something
8:16 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: well I was waiting for u bb
8:16 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: if you want to tell spidey to stop being evil go for it
5:17 PM - Rin Alaston: "Sorry spidey, I can't let you keep killing people like this. Man I need a cool catchphrase...Uhm....I shall destroy all Evil! But...first I deal with you! That's pretty cool right?" *Rin sighs then aims for the last two corpses* (( boop ))
8:17 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: roll em
8:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: rip
8:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: hope you've been keeping track of oc
5:18 PM - Rin Alaston: 24
8:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: cuz it looks like you might need a change soon :v
5:19 PM - Rin Alaston: Im at 7 magic oc T.T
8:19 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Rules actually say you can take a change in combat
8:19 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: or you can keep the burst saved and kamakazi it
5:19 PM - Rin Alaston: Well I am in a pretty good spot for a burst
5:19 PM - Rin Alaston: Actually I could just induce one right now
8:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 5:19 PM - Smas: question, if frig's character gets elemental do
5:20 PM - Smas: does that mean her hair would be carrots?
8:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: he has a point
8:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: does your hair turn into limber strands of carrot?
8:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: the leaves of a carrot?
5:20 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh gosh
8:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: straight up dreadlocks made of carrots?
5:20 PM - Rin Alaston: I like the dreds theory the most omg
8:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: and and and
5:21 PM - Rin Alaston: WE shant find out though because I induced a burst
8:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: better yet
8:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: if you get the change that makes your hair grow super fast
8:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you have a snack ANY TIME of the day
8:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: just munch on your hair and it'll grow back the next day
5:21 PM - Rin Alaston: But I can talk to the carrots and they would all scream for me t ostop :c
8:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: not if the carrots are your hair and thus you
8:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: they wouldn't be carrot carrots
8:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: they'd just be your hair
5:22 PM - Rin Alaston: But isn't hair an inanimate objecct when detatched
5:22 PM - Rin Alaston: Can I talk to my cut hair
5:22 PM - Rin Alaston: Does it hurt them
5:22 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh god
5:23 PM - Rin Alaston: Is clipping my nails murder
8:23 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: I like to think the power only gives things personality when you want it to
8:23 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: like, there isn't just a chorus of objects talking all at once
8:23 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: like, if that was the case, why wouldn't every atom get its own personality?
5:23 PM - Rin Alaston: Tru
5:23 PM - Rin Alaston: But my best bud is a carrot
8:24 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: So you just don't activate the power when you're eating dinner :v
5:24 PM - Rin Alaston: I don't think I can do it man
5:24 PM - Rin Alaston: I could though and hear the screams of my food
8:24 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: unless it's like the sandwiches that screamed orgasmacially when eaten
8:25 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: also carrot girl is giving me some powerful sailor moon vibes
8:25 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: she's dumb as hell, poses unnecessarily, and has awful catchphrases
8:25 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: it's great
8:25 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: so anyway you just assblasted the corpses and added 2 more to your OC of 7, voluntarily, right?
5:25 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh gosh she was meant to be based on sentai but she really is p sailor moony your right
5:26 PM - Rin Alaston: Mmmmyup
5:26 PM - Rin Alaston: Time for some splodey action
8:27 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Not quite yet, gotta make it super cinematic
5:27 PM - Rin Alaston: Awww yiss
8:27 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Your knives completely dislodge the remaining corpses, painting the gears red. They don't seem to mind, though. In fact, the gears are chanting, "FALL, DEMON!" "TO THE ABYSS!" "MAY FIRES CONSUME YOU!"
8:28 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Dardanos is scrambling for purchase now as the grate doors completely turn vertical
8:29 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It manages to leap somewhat and grab onto the concrete ledge with a few of its arms, its body hanging over the completely opened pipe now, while a few other arms dangle beneath it
8:29 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The arms are clearly struggling to hold its entire weight. It can't seem to pull itself up.
8:30 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It makes gurgling and hocking noises, before it spits a globule of corpsey, boney goop at you
5:30 PM - Rin Alaston: ((  ewww ))
8:31 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Beat 16 to defend~
8:31 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: (I swear if you get 17 I will murder you)
5:31 PM - Rin Alaston: 16 c:
8:31 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: :T
8:32 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You fling a high-velocity carrot at the glob, forcing it in the opposite direction of you
8:32 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Your go
5:34 PM - Rin Alaston: *Rin looks at the falling monstrosity, almost feeling sorry for it* "Sorry spidey." *Rin attacks one of the spiders arms with final impact*
5:35 PM - Rin Alaston: The roll to hit it was 19, the damage done is 8
5:36 PM - Rin Alaston: Annnnd I have 11 magic oc
8:36 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: wanna get totes cinematic?
5:36 PM - Rin Alaston: Hellz ya
8:36 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: kaaay
5:36 PM - Rin Alaston: Woo c:
8:39 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: (sorry for the delay was doing stuff with someone else real fast)
5:39 PM - Rin Alaston: (( no probs bobs c: ))
8:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: After some super dramatic flips, ninjarunning and an incredibly stuck landing, you slice your blades across all of its legs as you circle it, delimbing them all and causing it to fall
8:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: To give it one final "FUCK YOU" you compulsively jump down into the hole ontop of it
8:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Roll pose!
5:41 PM - Rin Alaston: 15 B)
8:42 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You pull a really great pose
8:42 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Quick, stick the pose with a catchphrase!
5:43 PM - Rin Alaston: "I carrot let evil survive!"
8:43 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: that
8:43 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: was awful
8:43 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: it's perfect
5:43 PM - Rin Alaston: B)
5:43 PM - Rin Alaston: <5
8:43 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: <6
8:44 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It is then, as you give your brilliant finishing line, that you realize
8:44 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You're standing atop the falling spider
5:44 PM - Rin Alaston: I'm going out gandalf style ))
8:44 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The grated doors above you close
5:44 PM - Rin Alaston: (( oh shit ))
5:45 PM - Rin Alaston: (( gears betrayed me ))
5:45 PM - Rin Alaston: (( those fuckers ))
8:45 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: I'm sure it's the pistons and twirly bits didn't mean it
5:46 PM - Rin Alaston: (( ur right I forgive them ))
8:46 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: "MUUUUUST..... FEAAAAAAAAAST"
8:47 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: With its remaining limbs, even in freefall, it attempts to grab you
8:47 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 15
5:47 PM - Rin Alaston: I'm gunna clash
8:47 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: go 4 it
8:47 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: are you a striker?
5:48 PM - Rin Alaston: ye, so that's only 2 oc
8:48 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: k coo
5:48 PM - Rin Alaston: 18
8:48 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: don't forget, OC radius expands exponentially
8:48 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: according to the burst rewrite devs, like 16-18 is city-nuking doom
5:48 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh shit
5:49 PM - Rin Alaston: Well that might actually manage to assist in my escape
8:49 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: well, just sayin, be careful :v
8:49 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: anyways
8:50 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You completely bisect Dardanos' arm
8:51 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you're both in what virtually amounts to a freefall in this giant tube
8:51 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Your go!
8:51 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Attack!
5:51 PM - Rin Alaston: 13
8:52 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: :T
8:53 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you pass
8:53 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: damage
5:54 PM - Rin Alaston: 6
8:54 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You cut a nigga up, lopping off yet another limb
8:54 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: he has but 3 remaining, as you continue your fall
8:55 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: (how much resolve you got left anyway?)
5:55 PM - Rin Alaston: 3 c:
8:55 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: welp
8:56 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Dardanos will go to grab you once more. He is very intent on this.
8:56 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 16 bae
8:56 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: I better not see a 17
8:56 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: or 16
8:57 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: god dammit friggle
5:57 PM - Rin Alaston: 22
5:57 PM - Rin Alaston: I got them Oc bluuuuues
8:58 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You adjust your trajectory in such a manner that you are now standing somehow on its extended arm
8:58 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: like that scene in MGR where Raiden is running down the clocktower
8:58 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: and giving gravity the finger
5:58 PM - Rin Alaston: (( I may not have played mgr ))
8:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: lemme lay it out real simple for you
8:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: | _ v
8:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: | = arm
8:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: _ = you
8:59 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: v = the direction of gravity
6:00 PM - Rin Alaston: Thanks bae
9:00 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: brb
6:00 PM - Rin Alaston: aighty c:
9:02 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: bak
9:02 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: our dumb bitch neighbor knocked over our trashcans and I had to go fix em cuz mummy has a fractured foot from the bitches downstaris' dog
9:03 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: anyways
9:03 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you're standing on this arm
9:03 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you can run down it and cut the body like a boss
9:04 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Meanwhile, you feel an extremely uncomfortable pressure, like you're trying to hold something back
9:04 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You can feel it creeping in. You don't know what it is, and it frightens you.
6:05 PM - Rin Alaston: ((oop, sorry about your neighbor and mom man :c ))
6:05 PM - Rin Alaston: I'm gunna go for the leg yo
6:05 PM - Rin Alaston: 13
9:06 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 12, again
9:06 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: fuck
6:07 PM - Rin Alaston: 5 damage
9:08 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You run down the length of the leg, cutting it to ribbons before backflipping back into the air and freefalling above it again
9:09 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 2 arms left, it goes to clap you between its hands
9:09 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 23  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
6:09 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh jesus
6:10 PM - Rin Alaston: 23
6:10 PM - Rin Alaston: I have a heart burst now too
9:11 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: you just don't want to die
6:11 PM - Rin Alaston: Mmmyup
6:11 PM - Rin Alaston: c:
9:12 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You turn to a nose dive and gain distance away from the hands as they clap at air
9:12 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: your go!
6:14 PM - Rin Alaston: Aight I'm going to stun it with stunningly deliscious
6:14 PM - Rin Alaston: I have to pass a TN 13 finesse roll
6:14 PM - Rin Alaston: 15 B)
9:14 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: wot it do
6:15 PM - Rin Alaston: It stuns the target untill it's next turn
6:15 PM - Rin Alaston: Which is kinda pointless because there's only two of us
6:15 PM - Rin Alaston: Welp
9:15 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: gg
6:15 PM - Rin Alaston: My turn again I guess
6:16 PM - Rin Alaston: I'm going to use my archetype effect which gives me +1 to hit chance and let's me roll 3d6 instead of 2d6 and drop the lowest die
9:17 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: what effect is that?
6:17 PM - Rin Alaston: final strike
9:17 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: o
9:17 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: isn't that a finisher?
6:17 PM - Rin Alaston: Nah final impact is a finisher
9:17 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: oooo
9:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: kayy
9:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: go on
9:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: activating effects costs 1 oc iirc
9:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: so, go on
9:18 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: do your thing
6:19 PM - Rin Alaston: im checking really quick to see if it does require oc
6:19 PM - Rin Alaston: it does for some but not all
6:19 PM - Rin Alaston: it specifies if it does
9:19 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: oooh
9:19 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: I gotcha now
6:19 PM - Rin Alaston: lemee check if mine does
9:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: I see it in the book
9:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: it's a free action
6:20 PM - Rin Alaston: ye  c:
9:20 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: aight, go 4 it
6:20 PM - Rin Alaston: 17
6:20 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh does that 6 from the extra die count as OC?
9:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: let's pretend it doesn't for now but I think it does
6:21 PM - Rin Alaston: Yeah it probably would
6:21 PM - Rin Alaston: I'll leave it to GM discretio ntho c:
9:21 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: let's not do it this time
9:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: but it will in the future
6:21 PM - Rin Alaston: (( woo ))
6:22 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh and it's stunned so it cant defend
6:22 PM - Rin Alaston: Aww yiss
9:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: oh, have you been remembering to add 1 damage for each OC?
9:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: cuz that's a thing
6:22 PM - Rin Alaston: ye no worries bby
9:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: +1 damage for each oc you incur during an attack that succeeds
9:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: k good
9:22 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: roll damage, then
6:23 PM - Rin Alaston: Most of my oc was on defense and corpse killing tho
9:23 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: kek
6:23 PM - Rin Alaston: 5 dmg
9:23 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: what is your attack stat?
6:23 PM - Rin Alaston: 7
6:24 PM - Rin Alaston: It's half rounded down right?
9:24 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: I think I'll round it up from now on
6:24 PM - Rin Alaston: Oh hella
6:24 PM - Rin Alaston: 6 dmg then c:
9:25 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You slice off another arm, leaving it with a single arm and like 20 bleeding stumps of varying length
9:25 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It is going to eat the shit out of you or die trying
9:26 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 16
9:26 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: murder
6:26 PM - Rin Alaston: 20 c;
9:27 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You evade its grasp once more with little effort, and are now standing on its arm
9:27 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: "WHY... DO YOU... STRUGGLE?"
6:27 PM - Rin Alaston: "For...justice!"
9:29 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Well, your go
9:29 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: do your thing
6:29 PM - Rin Alaston: I'll just do a little slicey dicey on his last arm
6:30 PM - Rin Alaston: 21
9:30 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You slice the shit out of its last arm as you run down its length, and the little bits of youma scatter before the wind as you continue your fall
9:32 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You are now standing atop its limbless body
9:33 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: It is at this point, both you and Dardanos pass the threshold of the pipe, and into a gigantic, round room
9:34 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: Below you, there are big piles of ashes, and you smell burnt garbage. Somewhere along the edge of this room, you see some melted, partially collapsed pathways of a sort made out of ice, leading into one of the smaller trash chutes that line all the walls
9:35 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You're falling out of the ceiling of this room. It is at least a hundred feet below you
9:36 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The uncomfortable pressure from before is back, in full force, and it brought a friend
9:37 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You Burst, in midair, while riding the limbless youma
9:37 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: What's your Burst levels?
9:37 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: OC levels, for that matter. All 3
6:38 PM - Rin Alaston: Magic: 14 Heart:11 Fury: 0
9:38 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: for the record
9:38 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: the book says 12 Magic OC
9:38 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: is several city blocks
6:38 PM - Rin Alaston: Whoops
9:39 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You pop, and the pressure is released
9:40 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: A woosh and a blinding light later, and you're unconscious.
9:41 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You wake up with a pounding headache, laying on a cold steel floor
9:43 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: You look left, then right, and the memories from before flood back. You look in your hand. You're holding a small, black, diamond-shaped gem. It seems to swirl with some sort of power, and is slightly unsettling to hold with your bare hand.
6:43 PM - Rin Alaston: (Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee )
9:45 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: The room is now completely devoid of all ashes and ice pathways. Without all that crap, you see that the room is shaped like a bowl, and spot a ladder that leads to a hallway up the steep metal slope. You take your prize and begin your climb.
9:45 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 2 xp
9:45 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: 1 Oblivion Seed
9:45 PM - Dardanos: The Devourer: fin