the abilities under class are just your basic class ability, you can do most anything you want in this game, make up abilites if you so desire. But they have to fit within the character u made.

Stark's Dilemma

In the Land of Smogon, The Pentagonal Realm of the Five Corners, a group of warriors set out to scale the mightiest peak in the continent, Stark Mountain.


STATS:
Privilege (magical defense)
Post Count (HP)
Bushido (honor)
Strength (strength)
Intelligence (conversation skill)
Agility (speed)
Salt (physical defense)
Hax (Luck)
Humour (charisma)

RACES:

Troll
--- -2 all stats; troll cannot be killed
Lurker
---- +4 intelligence -4 agility
Australian
--- +5 base privilege
Pretend-Gay
---- can use charm on True Faggots -1 strength
Robot
---- +1 all stats, can not partcipate in conversation
Otherkin
---- can communicate with animals. -2 intelligence, -2 strength, -2 bushido, +1 privilege
True (BAN ME PLEASE)
--- get away with shitposting bc ur fab guuh ^_^ +3 Agility +10 privilege
Fake Girl
--- -3 Intelligence, can seduce weak beings +5 charisma
Frog
--- Can communicate with animals, Tongue is incredibly versatile and can be used for many things
Heron
--- + 5 base Bushido, incredibly adept at wielding pots and pans
Saiyan
--- +20 dmg when lowered below 1/4 hp, its the saiyan way, +5 Strength, -2 Intelligence

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EXPANSION RACES:

Goddess
--- 0 base stats, +1 for all nearby goddesses
Indian
--- +5 intelligence -5 bushido
Iron Kenyan
--- +10 agility +1 salt -3 all other stats
Kong
--- can convert food items into weapons +5 strength +20 humour -25 intelligence -25 agility
Echidna
--- always has +5 strength higher than the next highest in your party
Founder
--- +7 intelligence +7 humour +7 privilege +20 post count -35 bushido


Classes:

Shitslinger
---- Uses Ranged Attack, can assault by both slinging verbal shit and slinging real shit. Ability: Your Mother - Can give out a mocking shout to all enemies lowering their damage output by 1 for the remainder of the battle
White-Knight
---- A defensive class, has high base privilege and uses his abilities to stop allies from being harmed. Ability: Defender - Every Pretend Gay/True (BAN ME PLEASE)/Fake Girl/Otherkin gets +5 privilege for the upcoming fight
Samurai
---- A Physical damaging powerhouse, has very high base bushido and base agility. Faster than all other classes, it will usually get the first strike.Ability: Honor - If an ally takes more than 10 damage at once half of it will be directed towards samurai, who will take the damage and convert it into bushido. +5 Bushido
Ninja
---- An incredibly agile, deceptively intelligent combater. Is a Jack-of-All Trades that has jutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu for all sorts of different situations. +2 Agility, +2 Intelligence. Ability: Substitution Jutsu - can turn into a log
Deck Knight
---- Heals others with the power of the Holy Bible, and uses right-wing paragraphs to inflict major mental damage upon anyone of his choosing. Ability: Holy Smite - deals 20 damage to both enemies and all True Faggots currently in party
Mafioso
---- Uses mental manipulation to gain the upper hand in battles, and situations outside of them. A master of disguise, can manipulate appearance in all ways for a variety of different purposes. Adept with piano wire. Ability: Cement Shoes - All enemies have -10 agility
Tournament Fighter
---- Fights with the power of ripple breathing, striking and being able to resist damage with extrordinary ability along with being able to fire energy blasts from body parts, all using the power of breath. Ability: Every time you miss an attack your enemy gains +1 hax and you gain +5 salt for the current battle
Neckbeard
---- Magic Wielder, uses the power of science to dispel evils in the world. Has bonus damage vs holy enemies. Ability: Euphoric - When standing next to a membber of the deck knight class gain +15 intelligence for a short period of time


EXPANSION CLASSES:

Banned Deucer
--- A Former member of the social elite fallen on hard times. +10 salt. Ability: Upon death lose 5 privilege and change your class, this ability carries over to whatever you change to
Likewore
--- A very crafty class that is excellent at gaining peoples approval. +10 base intelligence. Ability: Steals 2 humour from all nearby characters and gains the ability to use Slander. Slander: -5 intelligence to the enemy and locks them in place.
Randbattler
--- ??????. Ability: Using his hax stat can summon one of 743 monsters to battle on his side.
Indie Rock Superstar
--- The lead singer of a very successful indie rock band. Ability: sacrifice 20 humour to give allies 10 intelligence and 10 privilege
Chat Mod
--- A kind and tender soul who specializes in ridding the world of aids. Ability: restore 1/8 hp to all allies at the end of each turn