Backseat Buddy Menu: Meta Streamer Edition

Welcome to BACKSEAT BUDDY. Today, we will be "helping" Spoonee be a Twitch Streamer. Whatever Backseat Buddy tells her to do, she has to do. And who controls Backseat Buddy? YOU do, chat. :)

We will start by, well...starting the stream. Will we chat for a bit? Will we play a game? Will we make the schedule? What OBS scene do we use? Is my camera working? How many breaks will we take? Will we stare into the void silently awaiting our demise? I DON'T KNOW. HELP US, BACKSEAT BUDDY.

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⭐ FULL BACKSEATING MENU ⭐

● 150 bits - Time For A Distraction (requires your input - just have fun with TTS)

● 200 bits - Add A Duck3 To The Stream
● 250 bits - Add A Wizard Duck3 To The Stream

● 350 bits - Spend Less Time Thanking People
● 400 bits - Spend More Time Thanking People

● 500 bits / $5 - Play The Game
● 550 bits / $5.50 - Pause The Game

● 700 bits / $7 - Change Camera (requires your input - choose from: Normal, Greyscale, 50% Opacity, Scrolling, Inverted Colors, Posterize)
● 800 bits / $8 - Change Voice (requires your input - choose from: Normal, Reverb, Demonic, Tiny Mouse)

● 1000 bits / $10 - Change OBS Scenes (requires your input - choose from: Chatting Scene, 16:9 Game Scene, 4:3 Game Scene, Ollie Cam, Extreme Zoom, or Void of Darkness)

● 1500 bits / $15 - Take A 5 Minute Break
● 1800 bits / $18 - Pitch Chat A New Sponsored Product

● 2500 bits / $25 - Redo The Weekly Schedule
● 5000 bits / $50 - Play A Different Game (requires your input - choose from anything in spoonee's Xbox 360 library, or MS Paint)

● 10000 bits / $100 - Start The Stream Over With A New Twitch Identity

● 50000 bits / $500 - Immediately End The Stream

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⭐ FUN BACKSEAT BUDDY SAYINGS (these do not alter stream) ⭐

● 100 bits - "Don't worry. Backseat Buddy is here to help!"
● 120 bits - "My PP My PP My PP My PP."
● 140 bits - "Can I interest you in my totally legitimate streaming course? For only $499, I can promise you great success with only generic advice I stole from another video series. Trust me. The Backseat Buddy channel has 100k followers that are not bots I found on Fiver."
● 160 bits - "I have some expert streaming advice for you. Energize your chat by shouting out a lurker's name through a megaphone and throwing a glitter bomb."
● 180 bits - "I have some expert streaming advice for you. Sell your bed and buy an air mattress. Use the money for a better microphone."

● 300 bits - "Did you know that the critically acclaimed Backseat Buddy has a not-free trial, and includes the entirety of version 0.2 and the award-winning Directs Your Stream For You expansions with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy today!"

● 600 bits / $6 - "this very professional stream is very worth your 6 not 5 dollars because of how very professional and worth 6 not 5 dollars it is. It is so worth 6 not 5 dollars that you very much should give the 6 not 5 dollars to this stream that very much is worth the 6 not 5 dollars."

● 1100 bits / $11 - "you have violated a law known as freedom of speech or my first ammemdment rights therefore you are a criminal you cannot do that so please stop spamming you couldve just said no and not stop me from chatting for 10 minutes and deleting my message so stop breaking the law "

● 2000 bits / $20 - "I dunno spoonee.... I mean.... I've looked through your upload history and it breaks my heart to see what is happening. You remind me a lot of myself from 5 years ago. You have tons of enthusiasm and a niche interest. Unfortunately you are not going to find success in this line of work (just like myself). I want you to ask your self the same thing I would ask myself: You put in basically a full work day and how much money did you make?"