Vs Smurfs back up

the Smurfs

  In an old stone cabin with a thatched roof an old wizard in a black robe...its Gargamel, is looking over a parchment, sprinkling some gold dust in a bowl,

   "I've done it Azrael, I've...Azrael? Now where has that stupid cat gone?"

   *MREOOW* Azrael jumps onto a nearby table.

   "There you are Azrael, now as I was saying, I've done at last, I have the perfect plan to find the Smurf village."

   He holds up the parchment and the bowl, "See here Azrael,"

   *MROOW*

  "Not impressed? Of course you're not, you don't even know what the plan is yet."

  the cat rolls its eyes.

  "This dust Azrael, is no ordinary dust, I sprinkle this on anything and this magic parchment turns into a map that shows us where it is relative to ourselves. Its brilliant. I need only find a smurf..."

   *MREOW*

   "Hmmm, I suppose you're right Azrael, if I had a Smurf to start with I could just make THEM tell us how to find the Smurf Village, and they might wash the dust off if I try to be sneaky...wait that's it."

   He walks over the table, "I'm a genius Azrael, see this time of year the Smurfs are out gathering Smurf berries...don't give me that look Azrael, I know, I know, we've done other smurf berry bush plans; but this time Azrael it will be different. We don't have to be anywhere near them. We just find a random Smurf berry bush deep in the woods. Sprinkle this dust on it, and wait. Eventually the smurfs will harvest the smurf berries and the map will show us they are on the move; then we just wait till it stops and we'll have found the smurf village at last Azrael."

   *Knock, Knock*

    "How who could that be?" says Gargamel aloud as he rolls up the scroll and walks over the door, "whose there? I'm a very busy..."

    He opens the door, standing there is the tall, clearly demonic, Lo Yin.

   "Wh...who are you...st...stranger?"

   Lo Yin smiles, "Parden me old man,"

  "Old man?" whispers Gargamel, shutting up as she glares at him.

  "But I understand there is a rare tasty treat in these woods, Smurf Berries."

  "Hmm, uh, yes, yess, there are. B..but what.."

  "I want to try them of course, but not knowing anything about them...well I wouldn't know where to begin."

   "Oh I see," says Gargamel, "you're right stranger, there are Smurf Berries, rare indeed, but not tasty, no, you wouldn't want them,"

   *Mreow^

   Gargamel rushes over, "shut it Azrael, I don't care if I could charge this...demon or dragon whatever she is to guide her to the Smurf Berries, if she eats them when we find them...wait...I could charge her to guide her to them, she tries some, not like anyone but Smurfs like them anyway, blech nasty things, heh heh, Azrael, two for one."

   Lo Yin has clearly heard everything he has said, giving him a curious look as to why he'd think she couldn't.

   "Yes, yes, stranger," says Gargamel, "I can lead you to the Smurf Berries, for a fee of course, I am just a humble old man living in such; modest surroundings after all."

   "Fine," says Lo Yin, "I'm too hungry to care,"

   She looks past Gargamel at the cat, "I do like to eat pussy,"

   Azrael pauses and blinks.

  "P..pardon me st...stranger?"

  "Eh, I had some bears not long ago, so come on human lead me to the Smurf Berries."

  "B..bears? Y...you...ate some b...bears? Oh, waiting, sorry..."

  He runs back and grabs his scroll and a bag of the magic dust and whispers, "You better wait here Azrael,"

   *MR,yeahOw*

   ******

   -Some time later-

   Gargamel is walking through the woods as Lo Yin is levitating an inch off the ground following him.

   "By the way," says Gargamel, "we didn't settle on much you would compensate me for guiding you through the woods, stranger."

    Lo Yin looks down at Gargamel who *gulps*.

   "Fine," says Lo Yin popping her neck, "For showing me where they are I'll...turn your house into a gingerbread house."

   "Wh...what?" stammers Gargamel, "Oh, I'm sorry, but you wouldn't happen to have say, any gold?"

   "Gold?" asks Lo Yin, "Yeah I can pull that," *sniff, sniff*, "I smell something sweet."

   Gargamel points, "Over there, those bushes, those are Smurf Berry bushes, ripe, not yet picked Smurf Berries."

   He reaches into his pocket for the bag of dust, "The perfect time to enact my plan."

   Lo Yin levitates over to a bush and plucks one of the reddish brown berries, giving it a gentle squeeze.

  "Now, stranger," says Gargamel, "don't blame me if they arn't as good as you.."

  Lo Yin pops one into her mouth, sucks a little, chews, and swallows, "Hmm, I like them, a sweet tartnes, might be better in a pie or a cupcake."

   "Yes, yes," says Gargamel, "Those wretched Smurfs are always going on about their smurf berry confectionaries."

   "Smurfs," says Lo Yin, "So, these berries are named for something around here."

  "Oh," says Gargamel, "just some horrid little blue rodents is all, nothing to concern yourself with, just enjoy those berries while I go way over here."

   "While she scarfs down that bush," whispers Gargamel loud enough anyone within twenty feet in a quiet forest could easily make out what he is saying, "I'll put the tracking dust on this bush."

   "Enjoying the berries?" asks Gargamel turning to see her still picking and eating them.

   "Yeah, yeah," says Lo Yin, as she back hand waves him away, "you can leave now human. I can find my own way out of the forest."

   "Um...about my payment," starts Gargamel, "Miss...huh...guess I never got your name, how rude of me. I am Gargamel, the great and terrible wizard, so paying me miss...whatever your name is."

   "You can call me, Oh please don't me, miss Lo Yin."

   "Uh...what?" says Gargamel taken back.

  She glares at him, "The gold is in your house already, I am magic, more magic than any pultry wizard could ever comprehend. Now leave me in peace or you're going to be a side dish."

  "Oh,,,u, uh, course, miss..." she glares at him as he chokes ot, "Oh please don't me, Miss Lo Yin..I...I'll be going now."

  As he runs away, "Drat, but not a problem, the tracking dust is on that bush. No way some...whatever she is, is going to eat all the berries...right?"

   ******

  "What is it?" asks Hefty Smurf as they hide in the brush with their basket carts just off from the Smurf Berry patch.

   "Well obviously," says Brainy, "its a woman,"

   Handy Smurf chimes in, "She looks like a giant Smurf; with a tail...and horns."

   "Must be some trick from Gargamel," says Hefty,

  "I hate tricks from Garmael," says Grumpy Smurf.

   "Blue rodents," says Lo Yin looking in their direction, "You must be the smurfs. Come on out so Lo Yin can get a good look at ya."

   She waits a moment, the Smurfs are still, Smurfette, the last of the smurfs there whispers, "You think she really knows we're here."

   "Woah," they all say as she vanishes from her sitting by a bush to appearing behind them.

   "Run!" shouts Handy, as the Smurfs start to scatter only to find themselves levitated into the air up to Lo Yin's face.

   "Don't worry," says Lo Yin, "I'm not going to step on ya; I heard you Smurfs can turn these tasty berries into even more delivious confectionaries is that true."

   "Of course it is," says Brainy, "we make some of the best Smurf Berry cakes, Smurg Berry tarts, and Smurf Berry pies, ever."

   "Oh Goody," says Lo Yin levitating them gently down to their carts and sitting cross legged on the ground, "can I try some...please?"

  "Of course not," says Brainy, "we..."

  "Shut it Brainy," says Handy seeing the anger in Lo Yin's eyes, "Listen lady, we don't know you; but if it'll stop you from eating all our smurf berries We can go back to our village and ask Papa Smurf. So if you just wait right here, we'll be right back."

   "It also might help if you don't eat anymore of OUR smurf berries," says Brainy.

  "Cram it Brainy," says Handy, whispering, "I don't like the way she's looking at is, its like a fox eying a rabbit, so chime it down till we talk to Papa Smurf."

   *****

  -One scene change later to save time and an explination already given-

   "I see," says Papa Smurf, "I'll have to check the book, but from the description my little Smurfs she is definetly no human. Handy you and Hefty head back and tell our new potential friend that we will be willing to share a Smurf Berry parfait with her in the interest of friendship. Now, now, my Smurfts let's get to work."

  ******

  -scene change-

   "Ooooh, that sounds delicious," says Lo Yin cupping her hands up by her face and staring into space with a dreamy expression, "a parfait, with icing, and berries, and ooooh, I can hardly wait."

   "Well it shouldn't be too much longer," says Handy on the ground while other background smurfs *no discernable special traits to determine a name* are gathering Smurf Berries into the carts, "Once we head back to the village it should be done and we'll bring it right too you."

   "Ooooh," says Lo Yin, "I can see it now,"

   Handy is a bit concerned, following her gaze she is actually looking in the direction of the village; but its magically hidden he tells himself there is no way she can see it. It must be a coincidence.

   ******

  -meanwhile back in the village-

   The Smurfs are dancing about as they prepare what to them is a giant Smurf Berry Parfait.

   "To think," says Brainy Smurf, "wasting all these Smurf Berries on some stranger in the woods we caught stealing our Smurf Berries to begin with."

   "Now, now Brainy," says Papa Smurf, "We don't own the berries in the forest; all the creatures of the forest are free to eat them. Remember we help our forest friends so they won't eat all the smurf berries, providing them with assistance and love as needed. Our new friend is no different. Remember my Smurfs there are many magical creatures in the forest; most of which we are not on as good of terms with as I'd like. So its best that anyone new to the forest be shown the best hospitality....Greedy!"

   Greedy Smurf is high on the ladder over the parfait and was about to scoop up some of the buttermilk icing when Papa Smurf caught him.

   "Sorry Papa Smurf, but it just smells so good,"

   The ground suddenly shakes as right there in the village Lo Yin has appeared.

  "Oooh, it loooooks sooo goood." she levitates the bowl up.

   "Woah, woah, woah," says Greedy as he falls over into the parfait.

   "Wait a moment friend!" shouts Papa Smurf as Lo Yin lifts the bowl, extends her jaw and tosses the whole thing, Greedy Smurf included into her mouth.

   All the Smurfs stare in stunned silence, horror upon their faces as the blue demoness that just appeared in their village swishes the parfait about in her mouth with a dreamy expression.

   "Quickly," says Papa Smurf to Brainy, "get me my book of magic, there is still time to save Greedy."

   "Oh my," says Lo Yin swallowing, "So there was also a smurf in the parfait. Oh my, that sweet flavor, that butter cream, those tart berries, and that slightly meaty yet not smurt addition. How dreamy; I never imagined you Smurfs yourselves could have sooo much flavor too."

   She stares down at them with a predatory smile, "I have to experiment, try you out raw first, baked, mixed with other ingredients, maybe spicy."

   "Run," whispers Papa Smurf his eyes wide in terror before shouting, "Run my Smurfs! Get as far away as you can!"

  All the smurfs take off in a panic.

  Lo Yin laughs maniacally as her hands glow with red and blue flames, as the midst of the madness she tosses the flames to the ground; they roll and spread like waves, splashing over everything. Some of the Smurfs managed to escape inside their houses, some behind them, Papa Smurf using a forcefield for himself, Brainy, and Smurfette.

  There is a smell in the village, those that escaped inside their mushroom houses see the walls of their houses have turned into grilled mushroom with various spices, some sesame seed, others glazed with teriyaki among others.

   However the courtyard is another matter, there scattered about are Smurfs, one dead with a Smurf Berry in its mouth, grilled with smoke coming off his body and a long wooden spike running down the length. This is the first that Lo Yin lifts up and peels off the stick with her teeth. Chewing with a thoughful look, pursing her lips in thought. Next comes what looks like a blue meatloaf, popped into her mouth with a finger flick. She sticks her tongue out, "Nah, not loafed, ruins the texture."

   Next is a plate of blue hamburger patties. She eyes the tiny morsals, and twirls her fingers over the tiny plate, the tiny blue hamburer patties merge into one bigger patty while floating in the air.

   "Brainy," whispers Papa Smurf, "we have to find the village recovery spell, this is a demon Brainy, with the right spell we can undo all this carnage."

   Meanwhile in the court other food stuffs are being levitated around, other smurf meat patties to form a blue cheeseburger, which she eats with gusto in three quick bites.

   "Mmmm," moans Lo Yin, "Oh my, too think, you taste so much like fruit but have the texture of meat; such a unique blend; you are even sweeter than the Smurf Berries and none of that tartness; coupled with this texture your juices...mmm...sooo gooood."

   She looks around, "I think I'll keep you, maybe make a little farm of Smurfs, let's see I'll need."

   She spies Papa Smurf's house and with one hand rips the cooked glazed mushroom roof off, "Ah there it is, I thought I saw a female. One female, so you must be a eusocial species like honey pot ants. Works for me."

   Papa Smurf is frantically looking through a book for a Deus Ex Machina spell against demons as Smurfette is levitated.

   "Wait, you don't want to eat me," says Smurfette.

   "Oh don't worry," says Lo Yin, "I just plan to eat your children, eggs, mmm, I wander if you lay eggs or;"

   "I was made by Gargamel," says Smurfette causing Lo Yin to pause and look at her, "What do you mean by that?"

   "Sh...she's right," says Papa Smurf, "Our village only ha...had...roughly 100 little Smurfs in it; we don't regularly have children; our Smurflings were adults turned into children; only one child is produced by magic every few centuries."

   "Hmmm," says Lo Yin tightning her grip on Smurfette, "I see, so what was this about being made by someone."

   "Smurfette," says Papa Smurf, "Its not right to..." he stops and *sighs*, "I guess to save ourselves we have no choice, "Smurfette is right, there is a way to make Smurfs; if you spare the rest of us we can tell you where to find the one who can,"

   "I already know," says Lo Yin, "I met this Gargamel before,"

   "Of course she did," remarks Brainy, "This was one of his schemes to....AAAAHHH!"

   A blue flame comes over Brainy and to Papa Smurfs horror his body is taken apart, ground up, unwanted bits burned up like clothes and most of his organs and internal substances not wanted in food stuffs, while his meat turns into sausage links that fall to the floor.

   "I am no one's pawn," says Lo Yin levitating.

   "Let me go!" shouts Smurfette, her last words as Lo Yin pops her into her mouth as Papa Smurf and the survivors of the village can only look on as Lo Yin flies into the air vanishing over the tree line.

   "Stasis, preservis," says Papa Smurf casting a white sprinkles of energy spell on the sausage links.

  He runs from house, "Quickly my Little Smurfs, gather any remains you can, I can preserve them until we find a cure for this evil. However we must sadly abandon our village before that monster returns!"

   The Smurfs gather like three bodies on spiks that Papa Smurf uses his anti-rotting spell on and flee for the woods and the caves by a tiny spring.

  ******

  -In the woods outside of Gargamel's house-

   Lo Yin lands, she opens her mouth, strange blue and white sparkles form that she chomps down on it, cheeks full, holds out her hand and spits out Smurfette who coughs covered in spit.

   Lo Yin licks her lips, "You lied to me Smurf,"

   "What, no I didn't you...you...you big meany!"

   "Oh you are definetly artificial," says Lo Yin, "slightly different, but better flavor than the others...oh no, what I mean is, I can taste it, you CAN reproduce, I'd say..."

   She closes her hand and licks Smurfette's face, and smacks her lips, "Indeed, you could lay thousands of eggs. I take it the males in that village, being so used to being made by magic just never tried to breed with you."

   Smurfette shouts, "Let me down, you're crazy!"

   "Oh no," says Lo Yin, "I may not know the reasons, or the history, but whomever founded that cultist village back there...probably that one in red; likely didn't want you Smurfs being out there in any great of numbers."

   She holds Smurfette as they float over to Gargamel's house, listening to Gargamel inside.

   ******

   -Inside Gargamel's house, unaware of the eavesdroppers outside-

    "What is taking so long," angrily pouts Gargamel looking at the magic map, "Those blasted Smurfs are there, I know they are, look Azrael the tracking spell moved a tiny little bit; they must still be loading the smurf berries into their wagons. Before long Azrael they'll lead us right to the Smurf village; and then we can catch all the Smurfs and...wait what was my motivation again, oh right with all the Smurfs I can turn half of them into gold and eat the other half."

    Outside Lo Yin looks out at Smurfette, "So your sweet deliciousness must be famous; would be a waste to turn any of you into gold; silly humans and their love of shiny metals."

   "Please," says Smurfette, "bring back my friends."

   "Huh?" says Lo Yin, "What do you mean?"

   "Like me," says Smurfette, "You brought me back, surely you can do the same for my friends. If you do I...I'll find you the most delicious food in the world."

   "Ehhh...no," says Lo Yin,

   "I...I'll go with you like you said, I..." Smurfette's face clearly shows regret saying that given the implications.

   "That's happening no matter what," says Lo Yin, "besides I can't bring your friends back, they're dead, I ate them."

   "You ate me!" shouts Smurfette.

   "I swallowed you whole," says Lo Yin, "Its not like I have digestive acids or anything, I'm a World Eater not some physical animal chowing down on prey, besides I have like six different stomachs in there, you were in black bag, the temporary storage container. Your friends went into the conversion stomach like all real food; to become energy and matter for...well...not that it matter for you anyway."

   "What is all this commotion...out...here," Gargamel stops cold after opening the door and spies Smurfette, "Is...you caught a Smurf? Wait...if you did that, then why..."

   He runs back to the map and brings it out, Azrael on his heels, "Then why are the Smurfs moving from the Smurf Berries so slowly.

   "Oh right," says Lo Yin, "I used a double technique, there is a copy of me floating nearby, they have no idea I went ahead to the village to get my treat."

   "Y...your treat Stranger?" stammers Gargamel.

  "Indeed," says Lo Yin, "also what did I say to call me."

   "Uh...I..." stammers Lo Yin as she pops Smurfette into her mouth, the tiny blond figure holding onto the slippery green tongue between those sharp teeth as tight as she can, surprised the green haired demoness isn't making any effort to chew or swallow her, however she can hear what sounds like someone other than Lo Yin humming, and a woman's hand with blue painted fingernails reaching up from the depths of the dark void of a throat to grab her and pull her down into the darkness.

   Lo Yin feels her throat in surprise, "Huh..." She shakes her head, "Anyways, wizard I said, you'd call me Please Don't eat Me Lo Yin,"

   "Wha...now...hold on, see here my magic map is showing the way to the Smurf Village, we...we can split the Smurfs, what do you..."

   She flicks her finger and Azrael floats into the air, she gestures to herself, mouth open wide and chomps down onto the cat, sucking it down her throat, tail like a fuzzy piece of spaghetti.

   "Azrael!" He backs up slowly, "N...now, let's be reasonable...p...please don't eat me..."

   He takes off running, however a pink flame like beam from Lo Yin's outstretched hand strikes him in the back, his body folds up in the air in a dimensional distortion transforming into a giant chocolate bar in his likeness on one side floating in the air.

    Lo Yin stretches her mouth wide and takes a big bite out of the top of the chocolate bar's head, *chomp, chomp, chomp* head is gone, starting on the torso *chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp*, and all gone.

   She stops and turns around, hand on her stomach. Blue and white sparkles in her mouth which with a mighty breath she shoots out like a beam forming a cyclone by Gargamel's door. From the cyclone is the pink haired, blue vest and short blue jean shorts.

   Lo Yin holds out her hand, "Okay Mai, where is it?"

   There is a squirming in Mai's back pocket, "Fine," says Mai reaching back after a moment and pulling out Smurfette, before plopping her halfway between her lips, sucking on Smurfette's lower half like a sucker. Smurfette is blushing and breathing heavy as Mai's tongie is licking her legs and between her legs.

   "That's not for playtime," says Lo Yin planting her lips over Mai's and sucking Smurfette into her own mouth and down the dark portal of her throat. She steps back and wipes her lips, "I have other plans for that fruity meat creature."

   "It was tasty," says Mai, "I checked it out, it will reproduce aesexually, just requires sexual stimulation, and its eggs will grow like a fungus to form pods from which fully grown Smurfs will emerge. No idea why there were children in that village; magic can be so weird sometimes; or for some reason...eh...I have no clue. You said it yourself Mistress...."

   Mai is silenced by Lo Yin planting another big kiss on her lips and during their passionate embrace lifting her onto some crates by Gargamel's house. From a distance the thrusting giving away that Lo Yin has grown another penis and is fucking Mai right there.

   ******

  -Meanwhile back with Handy, Hefty, Grumpy, and some random Smurfs with the cart of Smurf Berries headed back to the village-

   "Hey guys," says Hefty, "that lady just smurfed into thin air,"

   "I hate when ladies smurf into thin air," grumbles Grumpy.

   "Anybody else smell that?" asks Handy *sniffing* the air, the other Smurfs following suit.

   "Smurf Berry Parfait and...grilled mushroom," says Hefty.

   "Its the village!" shouts one of the non-descript Smurfs that had gone on ahead a little, "its...cooked!"

   This small handful of Smurfs race to find their village, empty, the houses transformed into grilled mushrooms.

   "Where did everysmurf smurf off to?" ponders Handy.

   -Meanwhile in the caves-

    One of the smurfs is covering the "prepared meat" remains they managed to recover with a tarp as the smurfs are gathered in silence.

    Papa Smurf is far in the back with the yellow wearing Granpa Smurf, "I have the book," says Papa Smurft.

   "Its risky," says Granpa Smurf, "I used that spell to save the village after Gargamel used that devil's spell on it, the others bought that it was a miracle but;"

   "and I've" says Papa Smurft, "used a lesser version of the spell regularly to erase Gargamel and other villain's memories of how to find our village; even erased all knowledge of us from the king and those two human's minds; although that took more work than I'd have liked."

   "Precisly why I'm afraid this time," says Granpa stroking his beard, "Aside from memories and fixing the village, we havn't had to use the Deus Ex Machina spell to save any of the smurfs; and so many had at last been regaining individual personality traits. At this point if the spell can't recover those and they go come back as default Smurf mode...well..." he shakes his head, "they might figure out what's really going on with the village."

   "We have to try," says Papa Smurf.

   The old yellow hated smurf shakes his head, "I'll get to it, just keep everyone here in the meantime."

    "Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf" one of the Smurfs runs to him, "We found the Smurflings, luckily they were playing with the dog out by the frog pond."

   "That's great work, is everyone here now?"

   "Almost," says the Smurf, "Handy, Hefy, Grumpy, and a few others were out of the village too but..."

   "They were with that monster before it striked, still, we better be thorough, go with two other Smurfs back to the village to check, but be careful, don't let yourselves be seen by anyone not a Smurf."


   -Back in the village-

   "I hate cooked mushrooms," says Grumpy.

   "What happend to the houses?" asks Handy.

  "Must have been Gargamel again," says Hefty.

  "I hate Gargamel,"

  *Pst*

   "I hate, uh, who are you?"

   They spy another Smurf coming from the other end of the village.

  "What happened?" asks Hefty.

  "Every Smurft is back in the hidden caves," says the Smurf, "Papa Smurft is there,"

   "What happend?" asks Hefty again, "Was it Gargamel?"

   "It...it..." the Smurf stammers, "her!" and runs away pointing at the sky, above is Lo Yin.

  "The lady...is flying," says Hefty.

  "I hate," *pink flame shoots down cutting Grumpy Off, his body distorts and transforms into a blue raspberry Maracon.

   "G...Grumpy?" says Hefty.

   "We...should run away!" shouts Hefty as the small group of Smurfs run off in the direction the one had gone, Lo Yin *zips* down to the ground, the small group of nondescript Smurfs try to run between her legs only to find themselves suddenly levitating in the air and one by one zooming into her mouth whole and down her throat like being thrown into a tunnel.

   "That'll give me a good stock I think, oooh, but one of you stronger looking ones might give me more meat."

   Hefty and Handy run into woods, Lo Yin holds out two fingers and they both levitate into the air. Hefty is over taken by a pink flame, transforming into a blue cream filled chocolate Smurf in his likeness and Handy left floating can only watch as she bites the head off, sucks out the blue cream and scarfs down the rest in short order. She plucks Handy from the air and levitates high into the air withhim, with her free hand she slices a dimensional warp in the air and vanishes through it.

   ******

   Back in the cave just as the last Smurf scout returns they fall over asleep inside the cave. Papa Smurf and Granpa Smurf the only ones awake.

   "They will have no memories of today," says Papa Smurf, "but to undo this damage it will take both of us."

   They open the book and cast a spell, back at the village, the houses return to normal. The sleeping Smurfs are teleported back into their beds, and Smurf outlines in white star light appear here and there, the lost Smurfs reappearing in their beds as well. However, back in the cave the meat is still there, being buried by a lone grey hatted Smurf with a black beard who had come from deep underground and never been seen before, being paid off in strange red paper money by Granpa Smurf. Meanwhile while there is a Handy Smurf in his house sleeping, in another reality, another Handy Smurf is tied up with sinew, slathored in BBQ, and aside from his head sticking out is stuck inside a Hot Pocket.

   "You won't get away with this, Papa Smurf will send help," says Handy, just before Lo Yin taps his head with a blue flame tipped black claw. His body shakes and unravels into the hotpocket forming a core of blue meat slices.

   Lo Yin cuts the Hot Pocket in half, giving half to Mai to try; which lights up her eyes at the taste.

 -A Week later-

   Elsewhere in the castle there is a massive football field sized room made up to look like a forest, with Smurf Berry bushes Lo Yin has planted. In this forest is a tiny village with Mushroom houses. Smurfette is there, as are Brainy, Greedy, and all the lost Smurfs, suddenly Handy appears from thin air on the ground.

   "What, what happend?" asks Handy looking around, "Papa Smurf did it, we're saved,"

   He sees Hefty and Greedy look at each other.

   "Oh Handy," says Smurfette, "its just awful, we...we're not home."

  "But Smurfette," says Handy, "Look around, we..."

   "All the ones that didn't make it," says Brainy, "She's using magic Handy,"

   "To eat us," says Greedy, "over and over and over again..."

   "But Papa Smurf will save us right?" asks Handy, "He's just got to."

   There is a chime,

   "Every Smurf for themselves!" yells Brainy as all the Smurfs start to run for cover.

   Smurfette however just stands there, Handy looking at her as a pink flame Ki dart fires down from above impaling him and transforming him into Smurf Kabobs.

   Lo Yin lands and picks up the Kabob, peelins what had been Handy from the tiny spear, chomping down it too afterwords as if it were a strawberry biscuit stick to her.

   She spies Smurfette, "A shame it takes a whole week for you Smurfs to respawn, must be your magic getting in the way. Don't worry my little hen, your buddies will be back, after all, this is Hell."

   She leans down, "Still, I want fresh Smurfs my little Hen, don't forget our bargain, just as soon as you lay me a new Queen Smurf, you can go home; refuse, and you become Mai's toy."

   Smurfette clinches her fist, "I..I didn't forget, a new Smurfette is growing your Majesty."

   She guides Lo Yin, to a secret set of stones by the edge of the wall far from the village. Indeed there are over a hundred blue cocoons with silhouttes of Smurfs inside, including one with a Smurfette.

   "Excellent," says Lo Yin, "Soul Bodies, Smurf or not, just don't have that same texture."

   "That said," says Lo Yin after a pause, "I think with how small you are more than one hen would be preferable; but that said a bargain is a bargain."

  "My...my friends," whispers Smurfette.

  Lo Yin smiles and levitates Smurfette up, "Oh...trust me my little hen, you might have preferred I killed you and kept you here than send you back."

   "Huh...why," starts Smurfette before she finds herself falling down a vortex of spiralling blue lights only to land in her house. However she is sitting on the floor staring up at another Smurfette, confused.

   A moment later Papa Smurft and Brainy find themselves in Papa Smurf's house. Smurfette hugging Brainy, "She let you go to? I'm so glad," and then hugging Papa Smurf, "Oh Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf it was awful."

   "Now, now, my little Smurf let's calm down and tell me all about it."

   So there the new Brainy and Smurfette hear her story, Papa Smurf the only one knowing its true.

  "Oh I see," says Papa Smurf, "You were smurfed from an alternate dimension."

   "Oh that makes sense," says Brainy, "doubles of everyone, that's why you're in charge Papa Smurf, of course I Brainy Smurf figured it out also the moment I saw her,"

   "That's enough Brainy," says Papa Smurf.

   Through out the day however while the two Smurfettes are getting along Papa Smurf watches her, the way she looks at the other Smurfs, the way she bites her lip hearing a bell and looks up and down the new Smurfette's body.

   "Another fully grown female Smurf," thinks Papa Smurf, "even without that threat; this would still be a problem."

   Later that evening the original Smurfette sneaks away from the village saying she needs to be alone a moment by the spring. The new Smurfette is about to go follow seeing from her window leaving the village; some strange instinct driving her, when Papa Smurf places his hand on her shoulder white sparkles over take the new Smurfette causing her to yawn and go back to bed.

  Silently Papa Smurf follows Smurfette to the spring, finding Smurfette *moaning* as she runs her fingers under her dress.

   "Smurfette!" shouts Papa Smurf startling her.

   "P...Papa Smurf,"

   Papa Smurf *sighs*, "Very well Smurfette, the truth is everything you said, happened here, and this is the proof; you have been touched by evi. Either way, we can't have two fully grown female Smurfs in the village," he shakes his head, "I regre I will have to do this twice now when Sazette grows up with our Smurfette, well unless I can turn one of them into a boy and erase everyone's memory of that too."

   "Papa Smurf," starts Smurfette, "Wh...what do you mean?"

   He points are her hand, "My Smurfs are a perfect community, not like those other Smurfs down below, I'm sorry Smurfette, but I have to do this."

   He wiggles his fingers and white sparks comes over, all memory of how to find the Smurf village erased, her memories erased of her time in the Smurf Village, however a map is driven into her mind, too a doorway hidden in the mountains to the home land of the Smurfs.

   Papa Smurf shakes his head heading back as Smurfette wanders off in a daze into the woods, "Now to erase the memories of my little smurfs of her visit, or maybe I can just say a doorway opened up for her to return to her Smurf village; yes, just another Smurfy adventure."

   Meanwhile about an hour later Smurfette stops as a flash appears. She looks around, "Where am I? Who are you?"

   Towering over her is the pink haired Mai.

   "So, he erased your memory, poor little thing, I'm your friend, we're really close."

   "O...okay," says Smurfette stepping into Mai's palm, lifted up to the woman's mouth and placed halfway inside, lower half. Smurfette bites her own lip and clinches her fists blushing as Mai sucks on her like a sucker from the corner of her mouth as she opens a portal.