IT'S EVERY DAY. BRO. OFFICIAL LYRICS.
WRITTEN BY ME, CALIBORN. AND SOME OTHER PEOPLE TOO. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THEM??

[INTRO: CALIBORN]

HEH.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA. WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
LORD OF TIME.
HOMOSUCK. CALIBORN.
BUT. I HAVE RAINBOW MAJJYKS!
ENGLISH.

[VERSE 1: CALIBORN]

IT IS EVERY DAY BRO WITH THAT LORD OF TIME FLOW.
MAXED ECHELADDER IN SIX MONTHS. NEVER DONE BEFORE.
PASSED ALL THE COMPETITION. AND CALLIOPE IS NEXT.
POPPIN' IN PROBLEM SLEUTH. GOT A BRAND NEW GOLD TOOTH.
AND I KILLED HUSSIE TOO. AND I'M COMING WITH THE CREW.
THIS IS GOD TIER, BITCH. WHO THE FUCK ARE FUCKING YOU???
AND YOU KNOW I KICK THEM OUT. IF THEY AIN'T WITH THE FELT.
YEAH I'M TALKIN ABOUT YOU. YOU BEGGING FOR SMUT.
TALKIN' SHIT ON PESTER TOO. BUT YOU STILL HIT MY CHUM LAST NIGHT.
IT WAS 6:12. AND I GOT THE SMUT TO PROVE.
AND ALL THE PESTERLOGS TOO, DON'T MAKE ME TELL THE TRUTH.
AND I DROPPED SOME NEW RIPS. AND IT'S SELLING LIKE CHICKEN AND CHIPS.
EARTH C IS WHERE I'M FROM. HATCHED FROM A CHERUB EGG.
WE SHOOTIN' WITH A GUN. WE CHEW 'EM LIKE MY LEG!!
I JOHN EGBERT AND ZAP. CATCH ME AT GAME OVER.
I CANNOT BE OUTDONE. CAUSE WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!!!

[CHORUS: CALIBORN]

IT'S EVERY DAY BRO.
IT'S EVERY DAY BRO.
IT'S EVERY DAY BRO.
I SAID IT'S EVERY DAY BRO!!!!

[VERSE 2: GAMZEE]

my name's gamzee crompton and my clown posse honking.
YES I CAN RAP, AND NO, I'M NOT FROM COMPTON.
alternia is my city.
AND IF IT AIN'T FOR ICP, THEN LOTAM WOULD BE SHITTY.
now i'll pass it to dirk, cause you know he stay litty.

[VERSE 3: DIRK]

Two months ago you didn't know my name.
And now we're playing games?
Bitch I'm blowing up, I'm ascending now.
Now I'm flying off, never glitching out.
Like Bro who? AR who? Who are you?
All this drama I ran through, got the tiger in a month.
Where were you? Hatin' back when shit was pear-shaped.
Made me wanna decapitate.
Jakey brought me to the top, now the head's poppin' off.
Number 1, 3, and 4, that's why Condesce at my door.
It's lonely in the ocean so we all goin'.
We left Planet Earth, now the quartet all rollin'.
Alpha kids, bitch.
We back again, always first, never last.
We the future... we'll see you in the past.