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- GOP Rep. McClain: Senate DHS Bill Sent to House Is 'Dead on Arrival'
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- Your Mom
- Your mom (AKA yo mama, tu madre, ta mère, deine Mutti, anan, tvoja keva, su ema etc.) is a two word phrase often used as a generic insult. This unfunny phrase appears on almost every Uncyclopedia page (Maybe you were looking for your mom?) and has found its way onto most lists of people on ED. According to the unfunny motherfuckers with Odeipus complexes who feel the need to spam this, "Your Mom" is a Nazi, a Jew, a homosexual male, and a member of every fucking nationality. It is also the standard comeback for every 13 year old boy. "Your Mom" is also a very popular internet meme almost known by every online freak out there. It is used to try and insult someone or make them furious, but fails epicly due to "Your Mom" being overused and worn out (just like your mom). Most people who say "Your Mom" get harassed or made fun of for using such an old come back. It usually used by people who have no comebacks or who want to think they're 'cool'.
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- ............................ Yo yo yo, it's time to cross-dress, niggas! Cause it's time for Trandrew Anglin!... God I hope he writes a new article already or else I'm gonna have to make up more stories about how he died.
- Jews Prevent Kook Theory of Iranian-Venezuelan Joint Terrorism in Mexico, Provide No Evidence or Explanation
- Tony Zamboni
- November 18, 2025
- After two years of unparalleled war and slaughter, during which the Jews have committed the worst crimes ever recorded, they continue to disturb the peace through the spread of pernicious rumors.
- Times of Israel:
- Mexican authorities, with assistance from the United States and Israeli intelligence agencies, thwarted an alleged plot by Iran to assassinate the Israeli ambassador to Mexico, Israeli and US officials said Friday.
- A US official said that the elite Quds Force of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps initiated the plot to kill Ambassador Einat Kranz Neiger in late 2024 and that it was disrupted this year. The plot allegedly included recruiting operatives out of Iran’s embassy in Venezuela, whose authoritarian left-wing president, Nicolas Maduro, has a tactical alliance with Tehran.
- “The plot was contained and does not pose a current threat,” the US official said in a statement to reporters on condition of anonymity. “This is just the latest in a long history of Iran’s global lethal targeting of diplomats, journalists, dissidents and anyone who disagrees with them, something that should deeply worry every country where there is an Iranian presence.”
- The US official did not provide detailed evidence or say how the plot was contained.
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- The thwarted assassination attempt in Mexico showed Iran has a large-scale terror network in the region used for carrying out attacks on Israeli and US targets, the source said, adding that American officials believe many of the planned terror attacks are directed from Tehran’s embassy in Venezuela. Last month, Israel revealed that the IRGC was responsible for a string of attacks on Jewish sites in Western countries.
- And then, everyone clapped.
- Einat Kranz Neiger
- First of all, it is never acceptable to make some ugly fat woman your ambassador to another country. Second, her name is “Crayons Nigger.” Forcing Mexico to accredit this woman is an act of aggression which could only have been conceived of by a sick Zionist mind.
- The good people of Mexico refused to accept this heinous act, attempting to burn her palace down last May. Sadly, Israel refused to take the hint, and Mrs. Einat Kranz Neiger continues to occupy the embassy.
- Iran has denied any plot to kill Crayons Nigger.
- Al Jazeera:
- Iran has branded accusations from the United States and Israel that it was hatching a plot to assassinate the latter’s ambassador to Mexico as “ridiculous”.
- Ministry of Foreign Affairs Spokesman Esmaeil Baghaei told reporters on Monday that Tehran believes Israel is trying to damage its “friendly relations” with other countries through an “absurd allegation”.
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- Iran’s embassy in Mexico on Monday called the accusation “a media intervention and a great lie” and said it considers “betraying Mexico’s interests to be betraying our own”.
- Baghaei said: “Our embassy stated that we found this allegation so absurd and ridiculous that we did not even think it required an official response from the spokesperson.”
- You may remember a similar “lmao, wait what?” situation having happened in Australia a few months back. (Probably, you don’t remember it. These things are designed to be forgettable. If people didn’t forget them, they might start keeping track.) But Iran remembers.
- Baghaei was quick to point out that Israel has previously made similar accusations against Iran, citing attacks on Jewish synagogues in Australia in late 2024.
- That appeared to be a reference to a testimony given by the New South Wales Police Force to the upper house of the Australian parliament in early October, which presented the result of an investigation into suspected Iranian links to 14 incidents of attacks on synagogues, graffiti, firebombings, and attacks on cars and homes.
- “The NSW Police Force has nil holdings in relation to foreign agents perpetrating these incidents,” a police representative told lawmakers at the time.
- “Despite official statements by Australian police rejecting any connection to Iran, Israel has continued to insist on Tehran’s involvement,” Baghaei said.
- However, in late August, Australia accused Iran of directing two “anti-Semitic” arson attacks in the cities of Sydney and Melbourne and gave Tehran’s ambassador seven days to leave the country, the first such expulsion since World War II.
- Canberra also designated the IRGC a “terrorist organisation” and withdrew its diplomats from Tehran.
- At the time, Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese said the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation had gathered credible evidence that Iran “orchestrated” last year’s attacks on a kosher restaurant and a synagogue, but did not release the evidence.
- The Jews take great joy in portraying their enemies as cartoon villains fixated on ridiculously contrived plots to do nefarious but pointless things, like spray-painting a misdrawn swastika on a kosher restaurant several continents away, calling in hundreds of fake bomb threats, or killing some odious fat woman who will probably just die on her own from a heart attack.
- This is ironic, given Israel’s own proclivity for slaughtering children, blowing people’s eyes out with rigged electronic devices, shoving things into peoples asses, burying living people in pits with air tubes and then cutting off the air, and an endless list of other acts of cartoonish villainy.
- Of course, no discussion of this issue could be complete without examining the role of Claudia Sheinbaum, the Jew who was elected president of Mexico because she was the most beautiful woman in Mexico.
- Claudia Sheinbaum is so beautiful that men are completely overcome with lust, flinging themselves upon her like wild beasts wherever she goes.
- Sheinbaum is Jewish, but she didn’t have the nerve to try to pull an Australia and simply agree with whatever it is Israel says is happening.
- The Cradle:
- Mexican authorities rejected on 8 November US and Israeli claims of an Iranian plot to assassinate the Israeli ambassador to the Latin American nation. Mexico’s foreign relations and security ministries issued a brief joint statement saying that “they have no report with respect to a supposed attempt against the ambassador of Israel in Mexico.”
- The statement said the foreign ministry “reiterates its willingness to maintain fluid communication with all accredited diplomatic representations in our country.” The security ministry “reaffirms its respectful and coordinated collaboration, always within the framework of national sovereignty, with all security agencies that request it.”
- Israel is undeterred, of course, and will continue to sow lies and deceit as it prepares for its next round of war against Iran.
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- The Argentine black and white tegu (Salvator merianae) is a species of lizard in the family Teiidae. It is native to eastern and central South America, including Argentina, Brazil, Paraguay, Bolivia, and Uruguay, where it inhabits forests, savannas, and semi-deserts. It is the largest known tegu lizard, with males sometimes growing up to 4.5 feet (140 cm) in length. An omnivore, the Argentine black and white tegu feeds on invertebrates, fruit, eggs, and small vertebrates. It is notable for its intelligence, popularity in the pet trade, and seasonal brumation. It is the only known non-avian reptile to show partial endothermy during the breeding season. The species is sometimes kept as a pet, and has also become invasive in parts of the United States, threatening native wildlife by preying on eggs and small animals. This male Argentine black and white tegu was photographed in the Vicente López Ecological Reserve in La Lucila, Argentina.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Well I'm gonna get revenge on Ming Tsi because I'm jealous of his small penis and superior cooking skills.
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