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  3. [7:38] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me, is that you Alethea? It is me, Chakoray from Voyager.
  4. [7:39] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: It is me! I remember you!
  5. [7:39] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. It's been so many years. Do you want to go up to my ship and do a vision quest together to get to knoe each other better?
  6. [7:39] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: (You spin me right round baby right round! Like a record baby right round round round!)
  7. [7:40] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: Sadly no, I don't Last time you showed me your small, shriveled flaccid penis and I was unimpressed. I know ED is a natural thing...but Damn..
  8. [7:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me? I think you have me mistaken. Good evening to you.
  9. [7:41] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: To you too!! You really should see a Doctor. There are so many medical breakthroughs for ED!!
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  14. [7:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hi is that you Lexa? It is me, Chakotay from Voyager! Do you remember me?
  15. [7:41] [Local] Lexa@frostdamage: Keep walking weirdo
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  21. [7:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Is that you Thari? It's me, Chakotay from Voyager! Do you remember me?
  22. [7:42] [Local] Thari@alexa01: no because ive never met you before
  23. [7:43] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: We have met. I am certain. Perhaps we should perform a vision quest on my ship to help bring back the memories.
  24. [7:43] [Local] Thari@alexa01: perhaps you should perform the vision quest yourself on your ship away from everyone else
  25. [7:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I thought you would want to catch up wth your old friend. I suppose not. Good evening to you.
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  30. [7:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sansimilla is that you? It's me, Chakotay from Voyager! We served together before. Do you remember me?
  31. [7:46] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: First of all, that's Admiral Sensimilla to you, and secondly no, I have never served for the federation.
  32. [7:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: My apologies, but we have met before, Admiral. It is me, Chakotay.
  33. [7:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: IF you don't remember perhaps we should do a vision quest aboard my ship. It will help bring back the memories.
  34. [7:46] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I don't recall any Chakotay.
  35. [7:47] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: What does this vision quest involve?
  36. [7:47] [Local] Zim@mugencrow: I had a Vision Quest on my with my phone just now and my spirit guide told me to tell you to STFU
  37. [7:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I can not speak of the vision quest in public. But it is a spiritual process in which you let go of all your inhabitions.
  38. [7:48] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: he basically wants to have sex with you. If you do, get tested.
  39. [7:49] [Local] Zim@mugencrow: Actually his tribe tradition is for the male to be submissive
  40. [7:49] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I heard this Chakotay person has Andorian herpes or some other space VD
  41. [7:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Are you interested Admiral?
  42. [7:49] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I will have to consider this vision quest for a few minutes, as I am waiting for some company to show up here, come back in 5 minutes.
  43. [7:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thank you. I will.
  44. [7:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Evening to you.
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  49. [7:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me, Verossa is that you?
  50. [7:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It is me, Chakoray from Voyager! Do you remember me?
  51. [7:50] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Yeah, I remember. You're.....shorter than I expected.
  52. [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: hello
  53. [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: its me
  54. [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: chakotay
  55. [7:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I sense you don't have your entire memory of me correct. Perhaps we should perform a vision quest aboard my ship to bring back the memories.
  56. [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: from the voyager
  57. [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: lets do a vision quest
  58. [7:51] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Oh, hello Chakotay
  59. [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  60. [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: would you like a preview of a vision quest
  61. [7:52] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: yes I would
  62. [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: First please take off your clothes. PLease think of me as a doctor.
  63. [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: thats step 1
  64. [7:52] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That is perfect. I will beam you aboard my ship shortly Verossa.
  65. [7:52] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Not you, impostor
  66. [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: oh
  67. [7:52] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: The REAL Chakotay, this one in the suit
  68. [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: IM THE REAL CHAKOTAY
  69. [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: from the voyager
  70. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you are an impostor
  71. [7:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: My handle is @therealchakotay I am Chakotay actually.
  72. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: nope
  73. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: nope
  74. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: nope
  75. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: its me im the real one
  76. [7:53] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Next time when you use someone else's holoimage to assume their identity, change the standard height settings so they appear properly on a mobile emitter
  77. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: yeah, duh
  78. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: total rookie mistake
  79. [7:53] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Chakotay is about 6 centimeters taller
  80. [7:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay then. Have a good evening.
  81. [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: there will be no vision quests here
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  86. [7:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla are you ready for your vision quest?
  87. [7:56] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I might be, but my sister told me something about you, something about inviting some punks on her ship?
  88. [7:56] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Is this true?
  89. [7:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes it is true, but it didn't happen a few days ago.
  90. [7:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Are you ready for the vision quest Sensimilla? It will be thoroughly enjoyable and deeply spiritual.
  91. [7:57] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I could be, but it has to be on my ship and I don't want any of thise visitors coming along.
  92. [7:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That would be better. I don't want them there either.
  93. [7:59] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I will only go if I can have a couple of my girlfriends there too.
  94. [7:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You made the best choice of your life Sensimilla.
  95. [7:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Of course that would enhance the visions.
  96. [7:59] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: We will see about the choice part...
  97. [8:00] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I will beam you to my bridge in a few minutes.
  98. [8:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I promise you. Shall we get started?
  99. [8:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will be waiting.
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  102. On the ship...
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  104. [8:09] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: 5 ladies here.
  105. [8:09] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hmmmmm hello again :)
  106. [8:09] Aspen@esuzi blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
  107. [8:09] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hello ladies. Are you all ready for your visions?
  108. [8:10] Kalani@TheHSBR blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
  109. [8:10] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: mhmm
  110. [8:10] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Wait
  111. [8:10] Sparkles@frostdamage blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
  112. [8:10] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: absolutely
  113. [8:10] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Where will we go? We need privacy for this.
  114. [8:10] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: follow me to this small room
  115. [8:10] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Right. After you ladies.
  116. [8:11] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay ladies. First we have to sit down.
  117. [8:11] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits in a chair.
  118. [8:11] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: come in further and let the door close, we dont want any crew to see
  119. [8:11] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
  120. [8:11] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
  121. [8:11] Sparkles@frostdamage sits down.
  122. [8:12] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Yeah, I'd rather not have the crew observing this.
  123. [8:12] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. First before we begin I have to give you each something.
  124. [8:12] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
  125. [8:12] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
  126. [8:12] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits down.
  127. [8:12] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: make sure the door stays closed, it would be very embarassing if my crew saw me like this
  128. [8:13] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Brandy?
  129. [8:13] Sensimilla@johntherussian sits down.
  130. [8:13] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Am I supposed to get drunk?
  131. [8:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Who didn't get one?
  132. [8:13] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: mmm brandy
  133. [8:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla did I give you one?
  134. [8:13] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: But wont alcohol ruin the vision quest?
  135. [8:13] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: no, I still need one
  136. [8:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It will enhance it.
  137. [8:14] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hmmmm ok
  138. [8:14] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: a brandy?
  139. [8:14] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
  140. [8:14] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i thought you said your people dont belive in such drugs
  141. [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Now we may begin.
  142. [8:14] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: stay close to us and make sure that door is closed
  143. [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Alcohol is different, it is sacred.
  144. [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay now.
  145. [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *pulls out medicine bundle and starts to slowly unrap it*
  146. [8:15] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Before I open my medicine bundle, you ladies must disrobe.
  147. [8:15] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what for?
  148. [8:15] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'd rather not with the door open again...
  149. [8:15] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It is essential to make the visions flow freely.
  150. [8:15] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Isnt this supposed to be a spiritual journey?
  151. [8:15] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm pretty sure I saw a gorn walk by.
  152. [8:15] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Please ladies. We are all here for a vision quest are we not?
  153. [8:16] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Well yeah im just trying to understand
  154. [8:16] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: yes but we dont want anyone to see, this is a very personal thing for us
  155. [8:16] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Yes, but I'd rather not become a vision quest in the process, please move a bit closer so the door will close.
  156. [8:16] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Nobody will see except me, and you can think of me like a doctor.
  157. [8:16] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: a doctor?
  158. [8:16] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes.
  159. [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: What kind of doctor?
  160. [8:17] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I do like doctors
  161. [8:17] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: The whole crew can see with that door open
  162. [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Like Dr Who
  163. [8:17] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Any kind of doctor you like. Now ladies we should disrobe first.
  164. [8:17] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i had sex with a doctor once...
  165. [8:17] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: In a way just like Dr Who you are correct.
  166. [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh I like him!
  167. [8:17] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Is everyone disrobed yet?
  168. [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Bowties are cool
  169. [8:17] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: ok I'll trust you and disrobe but you better not peek
  170. [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Think of me like a doctor.
  171. [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good.
  172. [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now we may begin.
  173. [8:18] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: And Fez's are cool
  174. [8:18] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: so what happens now?
  175. [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *opens up the medicine bundle to reveal 5 strange contraptions*
  176. [8:18] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I hope we get Fez's to wear
  177. [8:19] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *hands one to each of the ladies*
  178. [8:19] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: That would be awesome
  179. [8:19] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what are these devices for?
  180. [8:19] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: They will help channel your animal spirits.
  181. [8:19] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: why is mine buzzing?
  182. [8:19] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Aspen, your device will help channel the spirit of the walrus.
  183. [8:19] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: koo koo kachoo
  184. [8:20] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sorry
  185. [8:20] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
  186. [8:20] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sparkles yours will channel the spirit of the penguin.
  187. [8:20] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: *looks at device and licks the tip very briefly* this tastes very funny
  188. [8:20] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla yours will channel the spirit of the squirrel
  189. [8:20] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: How do you already know what my animal spirit is?
  190. [8:20] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It cam to me in a vision Sparkles.
  191. [8:21] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: hes a doctor...duh
  192. [8:21] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: a squirrel because I like nuts?
  193. [8:21] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Miriya yours will channel the spirit of the polar bear.
  194. [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ooooh!
  195. [8:21] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: doctors know everything
  196. [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Awesome!
  197. [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Garoooooar
  198. [8:21] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Kalani yours will channel the spirit of the rat.
  199. [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hahahaha Kelani
  200. [8:21] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I think a walrus might be a bit bigger for me
  201. [8:21] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: anyone wanna trade?
  202. [8:21] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: what did you just call me little man?
  203. [8:21] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Why is Aspen a Walrus? Are you calling her fat?
  204. [8:21] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No. The rat is nothing to be frowned upon.
  205. [8:22] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Why do I get a flightless bird? Can I get a new animal?
  206. [8:22] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Not me! I got polar Bear
  207. [8:22] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Garoooooar
  208. [8:22] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No ladies. These are the animals you are going to get. Now please sit down Kalani.
  209. [8:22] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i know a gorn that can rip you into pieces smaller than a rat...
  210. [8:22] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
  211. [8:22] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Please Kalani.
  212. [8:23] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i guess ill have to accept this
  213. [8:23] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: So now I get drunk and a polar bear talks to me or something?
  214. [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay. Now close your eyes ladies and let the devices flow freely over your bodies.
  215. [8:23] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh device I forgot
  216. [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Feel free to drink the liquor.
  217. [8:23] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
  218. [8:23] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: does the liquor have anything extra in it?
  219. [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes Miriya, "something" like that.
  220. [8:23] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
  221. [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No. It is just brandy.
  222. [8:24] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Seems my pet tribble drank mine
  223. [8:24] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits down.
  224. [8:24] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh those buggers do that
  225. [8:24] Sensimilla@johntherussian sits down.
  226. [8:24] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No matter. Just let the devices flow to the centre points of your body. The parts that have the most energy. They are battery powered.
  227. [8:24] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I'm starting to feel warm and fuzzy, is this normal?
  228. [8:24] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I dont know where my energy is
  229. [8:24] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ohh...so they are antiques...
  230. [8:24] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes Sensimilla.
  231. [8:25] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ive never done this before
  232. [8:25] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Could you take this device and show me where to place it?
  233. [8:25] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes. Now hold out your hands and move the devices over each other's bodies.
  234. [8:25] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: This is beginning to sound like one of our private fleet meetings
  235. [8:26] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No, I am the spirit master, I am just a guide, I can not control you.
  236. [8:26] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: well miri...where do you want it first?
  237. [8:26] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I dont know. Wheres the energy flow friom?
  238. [8:26] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Put it there
  239. [8:26] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Your animal spirits will tell you Miriya.
  240. [8:26] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: No this can't anything like out fleet meetings, those get REAL wild!
  241. [8:27] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: All my polar bear says is Garoooooar
  242. [8:27] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: *can't be, our
  243. [8:27] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ladies, please focus.
  244. [8:27] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sorry
  245. [8:27] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
  246. [8:27] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ok now...
  247. [8:27] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The next stage of the vision quest.
  248. [8:28] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I think I know what the bear wants to do Miri, he tells me to wear this fur and jump all over you
  249. [8:28] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i need more guidance
  250. [8:28] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Go with that feeling Sensimilla.
  251. [8:28] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Don't deny what the bear tells you to do.
  252. [8:28] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hey wait the bear is MY sprit guide! Sensi is stealing my bear!
  253. [8:29] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ladies, no stealing each others animal spirits.
  254. [8:29] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Sparkles, the Polar Bear would like to know if the Penguin would like some fish.
  255. [8:29] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: No, I think what the bear is saying is I should jump and paw you all over
  256. [8:29] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Wait, Warlus.
  257. [8:29] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: See! Chakotay says no stealing :P
  258. [8:29] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Yes the Penguin would like some fish
  259. [8:29] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: if i had better insurance i bet i would have more guidance... *harumpf*
  260. [8:29] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Does the Penguin want a fish taco?
  261. [8:29] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: It does
  262. [8:29] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Yeah the bear is saying that. But hes telling ME to tell you that, not you!
  263. [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: So yes
  264. [8:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now the animal spirits have taken over your bodies.
  265. [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Paw me please
  266. [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Bear says so
  267. [8:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: So you must merge your bodies together.
  268. [8:30] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Does the bear want me to park the beef bus in tuna town?
  269. [8:30] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: The Penguin wants to know if he's getting paid for this
  270. [8:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Le
  271. [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sure, whatever the hell that means go for it!
  272. [8:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let the animal spirits guide your next actions.
  273. [8:31] Aspen@esuzi sits in a Lounge chair.
  274. [8:31] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh should I lie down?
  275. [8:31] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Will you channel your animal spirit and join us?
  276. [8:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That is the final step.
  277. [8:31] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ahhhh
  278. [8:32] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what is your animal spirit?
  279. [8:32] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The animals, the walrus, the penguin, the rat, the seal, and squirrel have come into focus. Now I must focus my animal spirit.
  280. [8:32] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ohhh focus awesome!
  281. [8:32] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: :)
  282. [8:32] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: does that mean you are focusing hard now?
  283. [8:32] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *pulls out a special medicine bundle and slowly opens it*
  284. [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Dont ruin his concentration
  285. [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hes focusing
  286. [8:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *places a devide on his temple and closes his eyes*
  287. [8:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: device
  288. [8:33] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: *peeks at Chakotay's big bundle*
  289. [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: ok because I was wondering what a devide was
  290. [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I see now though
  291. [8:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay the animal spirit has entered my body. The spirit of the tiger.
  292. [8:34] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ohhhh Winning!
  293. [8:34] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: oh no, what is the tiger going to do to us?
  294. [8:34] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The tiger is a very powerful enimal.
  295. [8:34] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Don't worry Penguin, Walrus won't let tiger steal your fish.
  296. [8:34] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: He has quite an appetite.
  297. [8:34] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: enima!
  298. [8:35] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: an appetite for what?
  299. [8:35] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Appetite For Destruction?
  300. [8:35] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: For the unspeakable.
  301. [8:35] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Penguin thanks walrus
  302. [8:35] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Fish?
  303. [8:35] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: If its unspeakable how can you let us know what it is?
  304. [8:35] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I know
  305. [8:35] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sign language
  306.  
  307.  
  308. He suspects a trap, goes and walks around a bit while we hide...
  309.  
  310. [8:35] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: But before we continue I have had some bad history with these vision quests.
  311. [8:35] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: oh please tell us, what the unspeakable is
  312. [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will be back in less than 1 minute.
  313. [8:36] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: so have i coincidentally
  314. [8:36] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: You have?
  315. [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: So please wait 1 minute exactly.
  316. [8:36] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: and the rats not helping
  317. [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will be back.
  318. [8:36] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Last quest i came to was a disaster
  319. [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Just have to check something.
  320. [8:36] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Where are you going?
  321. [8:37] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i should have called the gorn
  322. [8:37] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what do you see?
  323. [8:37] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Polar Bear!
  324. [8:37] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: you havent brought any uninvited guests up have you?
  325. [8:37] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: What is it? Did little timmy fall down the well?
  326.  
  327.  
  328. Back to the ready room.
  329.  
  330. [8:37] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Sorry about that ladies.
  331. [8:37] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Polar Bear, Warlus found some more fish.
  332. [8:37] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Are you trying to trick us agin
  333. [8:37] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now you ladies should lie down.
  334. [8:37] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Would you like to taste it?
  335. [8:38] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: That was kind of wierd
  336. [8:38] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: What were you looking for?
  337. [8:38] Kalani@TheHSBR sits in a Lounge chair.
  338. [8:38] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what is the tiger going to do to us when we lay down?
  339. [8:38] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It doesn't matter. Do not worry about it
  340. [8:38] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You will see.
  341. [8:38] Sensimilla@johntherussian sits in a Lounge chair.
  342. [8:38] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: zzzZZZzzz...
  343. [8:38] Aspen@esuzi falls asleep.
  344. [8:38] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits in a Lounge chair.
  345. [8:39] Sparkles@frostdamage sits in a Lounge chair.
  346. [8:39] Aspen@esuzi sits on a stool.
  347. [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: This better not be another trick
  348. [8:39] Aspen@esuzi sits in a Lounge chair.
  349. [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Or im done with these vision quests
  350. [8:39] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: "Another" trick?
  351. [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: You brought those guys
  352. [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: To make fun of us
  353. [8:40] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I did this with you before?
  354. [8:40] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: That was mean
  355. [8:40] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Something is not right here.
  356. [8:40] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: So what's next?
  357. [8:40] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: It's feeling pretty right to me.
  358. [8:40] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: what rat? I hear you finally!
  359. [8:40] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay. Now let your hands flow over each other's bodies.
  360. [8:41] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
  361. [8:41] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: when does the tiger join with us?
  362. [8:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: And use the devices.
  363. [8:41] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: he wants me to crawl into a small tight tunnel
  364. [8:41] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: but i cant find the tunnel
  365. [8:41] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Fred wants some more fish
  366. [8:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I am starting to get confused.
  367. [8:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay let me start again.
  368. [8:42] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Fred is my penguins name
  369. [8:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: from step 1?
  370. [8:42] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I think he wants the device to crawl into a small tight tunnel Kalani
  371. [8:42] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I still dont know what im supposed to be doing
  372. [8:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: should i put my clothes back on?
  373. [8:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Nono from the last step.
  374. [8:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ohhh ok...
  375. [8:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay. Each of your animals has a different adult energy inside them.
  376. [8:43] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ok following so far
  377. [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The tiger has the greatest adult energy of them all.
  378. [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: But it must be let loose by the other animals.
  379. [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will lie down now.
  380. [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: zzzZZZzzz...
  381. [8:44] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay slumbers peacefully.
  382. [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Each of you ladies must try to release the energy of the tiger.
  383. [8:44] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: is he dead?
  384. [8:45] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: ok
  385. [8:45] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: how?
  386. [8:45] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: my Squirrel spirit is telling me to look for some nuts.
  387. [8:45] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: I hope not he's the doctor
  388. [8:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: A big nut, not a small nut Sensimilla.
  389. [8:45] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: just one?
  390. [8:45] Sparkles@frostdamage sits in a Lounge chair.
  391. [8:46] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: and where do I find these big nuts?
  392. [8:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ok ladies, come over to me please.
  393. [8:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla please get ontop of me.
  394. [8:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: And let your animal spirit go wild.
  395. [8:47] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I think I know the whereabouts of the nuts of which he speaketh
  396. [8:47] Sensimilla@johntherussian drops to the ground and starts doing push-ups.
  397. [8:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That's good.
  398. [8:47] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Verily
  399. [8:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thats what I was talking about.
  400. [8:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This is the final step of the vision quest. That's great. Keep it up.
  401.  
  402.  
  403. Enter Dental...
  404.  
  405. [8:47] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: AN ORION CENTIPEDE! YOUR TIME IS AT AN END HERR DOKTOR!
  406. [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Again1?!?!
  407. [8:48] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what the fuck is this?
  408. [8:48] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Stay calm sir!
  409. [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Get out NOW
  410. [8:48] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  411. [8:48] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i am a rat apparently
  412. [8:48] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh my god you said it wasnt a trick Chakotay!
  413. [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thjis is OUR CEREMONY
  414. [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This was a VISION QUES
  415. [8:48] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Please Stay CALM!
  416. [8:48] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm kinda disgusted
  417. [8:48] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I cant believe you fool us like that
  418. [8:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: THIS WAS A SACRED EXPERIENCE
  419. [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  420. [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  421. [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  422. [8:49] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I should have known after the last time
  423. [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU ARE DISGUSTING
  424. [8:49] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF YOUR ANCIENT TRADITIONS AND BELIEFS!
  425. [8:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let me out!
  426. [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: NO
  427. [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: NEVER
  428. [8:49] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Remain Calm Sir!
  429. [8:49] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Why Chakotay why?
  430. [8:49] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: you just wanted an orion centipede admit it
  431. [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  432. [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: THIS WAS A PRIVATE MATTER
  433. [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: LET ME LEAVE
  434. [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: NOPE
  435. [8:50] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SPIRITS!
  436. [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You are making a mockery of a secred ceremony
  437. [8:50] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Seven will hear of this
  438. [8:50] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh sure Chakotay act all innocent when you brought them here
  439. [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you claimed this was innocent
  440. [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I didnt bring them here!
  441. [8:50] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Please calm down! We are in the middle of a fumigation.
  442. [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU GOT THESE WOMEN DRUNK
  443. [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: AND WERE MOLESTING THEM!
  444. [8:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you are SICK
  445. [8:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I'm going to let Voyager hear about this. I am disgusted.
  446. [8:51] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO YORU COUNSELOR
  447. [8:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: haha he died
  448. [8:52] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: bwahahahaha
  449. [8:52] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thiwa was a sacred ceremony
  450. [8:52] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: You attack their personnel?
  451. [8:52] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: after being invited?
  452. [8:53] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: HAVE YOU NO SHAME SIR
  453. [8:53] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: shit hes gone
  454. [8:53] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: Welp.
  455.  
  456.  
  457. Back on the station...
  458.  
  459. [8:55] Aspen@esuzi sits in a chair.
  460. [8:56] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now the animal spirits have taken over your bodies.
  461. [8:57] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: So you must merge your bodies together.
  462. [8:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I won't forget this.
  463. [8:57] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: THE SPIRITS WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
  464. [8:57] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: And we are the implement of their retribution!
  465. [8:57] [Local] Zoerp@Zoerp: Unfortunately, none of us will
  466. [8:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You have made a mockery out of an ancient tradition and dishonoured my people.
  467. [8:58] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: No, recall earlier. When I mentioned your shrivled flaccid penis? And your problem with ED? [Shakes her head] You really must face the facts that you need to see a Dentist sir
  468. [8:58] [Local] Zoerp@Zoerp: THEMS FIGHTING WORDS
  469. [8:58] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: There's nothing I can do for you sir.
  470. [8:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You shame me. I just hope you can find peace in your heart.
  471. [8:58] Kavek@Kavek salutes Alethea.
  472. [8:59] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: I think from now on I'm going to call Chakotay -ED
  473. [8:59] [Local] Eccentric Engineer@darkeclipse127: Darn Spacebillies
  474. [8:59] [Local] demon king@cody18009: hi Miriya Sterling
  475. [8:59] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: Nicknames. Gotta love'm
  476. [8:59] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: It's official now, Chakotay is really still a Maquis spy and he brings invaders to other peoples ships.
  477. -----------------------------------------------------------
  478. A prequel: Chakotay gets shut down...
  479.  
  480. [10:29] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Riki is that you? It's Chakotay from Voyager.
  481. [10:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Is that Shen? Hey it's me, Chakotay from Voyager.
  482. [10:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I am a real native.
  483. [10:30] [Local] Jess@mangas67: liar
  484. [10:30] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: CHAKOTAY
  485. [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: LETS GO ON A VISION QUEST
  486. [10:31] [Local] Jess@mangas67: lool
  487. [10:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Do you want to go on a vision quest with me?
  488. [10:31] [Local] Jess@mangas67: fuck u
  489. [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: haha
  490. [10:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me.
  491. [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: dude you are so disgusting
  492. [10:31] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: Don't trust him, he brought Dental on my ship yesterday!
  493. [10:31] [Local] Jess@mangas67: fake as piece of shit
  494. [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU ARE SICK
  495. [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: GET OUT
  496. [10:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This station is for everyone friend.
  497. [10:32] [Local] Jess@mangas67: UR NOT NATIVE SO STFU U SICK PERV
  498. [10:32] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  499.  
  500.  
  501. A sting is organized with HOBOG...
  502.  
  503. [10:32] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I was interested in a vision quest and what he did was bring Dental and their stupid fleet on my ship!
  504. [10:32] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: vision quest vision quest vision quest vision quest vision quest
  505. [10:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: We can have that vision quest again Sative.
  506. [10:33] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: jesus he doesnt stop
  507. [10:33] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I don't know if I can trust you...
  508. [10:33] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: its like he doesnt get the hint
  509. [10:33] [Local] Paul@Askray: Trust is illrelevant
  510. [10:33] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you are disgusting
  511. [10:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I did not bring those people to your ship Sativa.
  512. [10:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now please, let us have a vision quest together.
  513. [10:34] [Local] Esteban@diabolical91: yo chakotay leave the ladies alone
  514. [10:34] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: haha oh wow
  515. [10:34] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  516. [10:34] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: I'm on a vision quest right now
  517. [10:34] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: There are so many anti-natives on this station. It is saddening.
  518. [10:35] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: ok we can try this vision quest, but no Dental this time... or else...
  519. [10:35] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. I am glad. This will be a great pleasure for all of us
  520. [10:35] Jahner@GraveFatal1ty shows Iman his knowledge of a variety of dance styles.
  521. [10:36] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: Ok, I'll trust you this once, let me get my girlfriends again...
  522. [10:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes, many vision quests.
  523. [10:37] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I'll beam you on my ship in a few min
  524. [10:37] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay I will be waiting.
  525.  
  526.  
  527.  
  528. on the ship...
  529.  
  530. [10:42] Kalani@TheHSBR blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
  531. [10:42] Aspen@esuzi blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
  532. [10:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Oh boy, 3 ladies who want to be enlightened this evening.
  533. [10:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i prefer the lights off...
  534. [10:43] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I as well. Where should we have our vision quest ladies?
  535. [10:43] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: lets try the ready room again, it is a very comfortable place for us
  536. [10:43] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: After you ladies.
  537. [10:44] Kalani@TheHSBR sits in a Lounge chair.
  538. [10:44] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: what do we do now?
  539. [10:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now ladies, first please sit down like me.
  540. [10:44] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
  541. [10:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Are you ready to begin?
  542. [10:44] Sativa@johntherussian sits down.
  543. [10:44] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
  544. [10:44] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
  545. [10:44] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: mhmmm
  546. [10:45] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: are we going to have to use any of those mind enhacing grasses they talk about?
  547. [10:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *pulls out his medicine bundle and begins to unrap it* now what I am going to show you is very sacred and special to my people.
  548. [10:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No. I am anti-narcotic and so are my people.
  549. [10:46] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *peeks over to watch Chakotay unwrap his.... package*
  550. [10:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Before I show you waht is in my medicine bundle, ladies please disrobe yourselves.
  551. [10:46] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: *casually disrobes herselves*
  552. [10:46] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: ok... if its what it takes *shyly takes off loincloths*
  553. [10:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Now we can get started.
  554. [10:47] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: *disrobes and gently begins to touch herself*
  555. [10:47] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: oh sorry...i cant resist sometimes
  556. [10:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *slowly opens his medicine bundle to reveal several strange contraptions*
  557. [10:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: These will help get your bodies and subsequently your mind loosened up so the visions will flow freely.
  558. [10:48] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *curiously peeks over at Chakotay's contraptions*
  559. [10:48] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm very interested to know what they do.
  560. [10:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Oh girls, I think you KNOW what these do...
  561. [10:48] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i believe i have something like the middle one already
  562. [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: What lady hasn't?
  563. [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay now...
  564. [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Each of you take one.
  565. [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: These are very sacred to my people.
  566. [10:49] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ill take the left
  567. [10:49] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm not sure which I should take.
  568. [10:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *hands them all out to each of the ladies*
  569. [10:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now close your eyes.
  570. [10:50] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *takes device and feels it all around*
  571. [10:51] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: *closes her eyes and gently rubs her device*
  572. [10:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now you know what to do with them ladies. Let them flow freely over your bodies.
  573. [10:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This will invoke your animal spirit in the vision quest.
  574. [10:52] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *takes device, activates is and starts rubbing it all over her body*
  575. [10:52] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: What you are holding will invoke the spirit of the whale.
  576. [10:52] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: it tickles...in a nice way though
  577. [10:53] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: did you get this powered alien artifcact from a childrens toy mission?
  578. [10:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The one Kalani is holding will invoke the spiirit of the seagull.
  579. [10:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes I have that particular toy.
  580. [10:54] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The device Aspen is holding will invoke the spirit of the raccoon.
  581. [10:54] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: please tell us exactly how to use these to evoke the best visions
  582. [10:54] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: seagulls are kinda angry and scarry...i dont know if i want that
  583. [10:54] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The animals decide you, you don't decide your spirit guide in the vision quest.
  584. [10:55] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ok ...i guess
  585. [10:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You know what to do with them ladies.
  586. [10:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let the animal spirits guide you.
  587. [10:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now, what are they telling you to do?
  588. [10:55] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: its squawking at me!!
  589. [10:55] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: where do I put it for the best vision?
  590. [10:56] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: oh wait...i can understand it now...its telling me to go to the risan beach and lay down in the state that im in now
  591. [10:56] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You must put that device near where your spirit is most channelled.
  592. [10:56] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The focal point of your vody.
  593. [10:56] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: body
  594. [10:56] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: *brings it to her mouth*
  595. [10:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That is a good choice.
  596. [10:57] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: ok... I think I know where that is.... *Puts device in between her legs and starts to grind a bit against the vibrations*
  597. [10:57] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i can hear it better here
  598. [10:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good ladies.
  599. [10:57] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: *starts to feel the spirit, and lets it guide the device to her focal point*
  600. [10:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: What are the animals telling you to do now?
  601. [10:58] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: The animal spirit tells me to call his spirit friend for another device
  602. [10:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Let me tell you what to do next.
  603. [10:58] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Mine wants to play with the seagull.
  604. [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now to complete the vision quest, because there are 3 of you...
  605. [10:59] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: mine is telling me to become one with the raccoon and the seagull
  606. [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Because there are 3 of you, to complete the vision quest, make a connection between you 3.
  607. [10:59] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
  608. [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hold our your arms and let them flow.
  609. [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This is what my prople do.
  610.  
  611.  
  612.  
  613. ENTER: GOONS
  614. [11:00] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: WTF???
  615. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  616. [11:00] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: ~CATDRUGS!~
  617. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  618. [11:00] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: think of me as a doctor
  619. [11:00] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  620. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  621. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  622. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  623. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  624. [11:00] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: VISION QUEST!
  625. [11:00] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
  626. [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This is OUR ceremony.
  627. [11:00] [Local] Rishna@Amedea: VISON QUEST!
  628. [11:00] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: wth
  629. [11:00] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: PUDDING!
  630. [11:00] [Local] Thayendanegea@thayendanegea: VISION QUEST!
  631. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  632. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  633. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  634. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  635. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  636. [11:00] [Local] Phelp@geekboi: VISION QUEST!
  637. [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: WE ARE DOING A VISION QUEST
  638. [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  639. [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Get out!
  640. [11:00] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I KNEW THIS WAS A TRICK, YOU SON OF A BITCH
  641. [11:00] [Local] Rishna@Amedea: VISION QUEST
  642. [11:01] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: we've met before
  643. [11:01] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: let me out!!
  644. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: Sativa@johntherussian: I KNEW THIS WAS A TRICK, YOU SON OF A BITCH
  645. [11:01] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let me go! This is my people's traditions!
  646. [11:01] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: think of me as a doctor
  647. [11:01] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: HOW DARE YOU BRING THESE DENTAL HERE AGAIN
  648. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  649. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  650. [11:01] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU CANNOT LEAVE
  651. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  652. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  653. [11:01] [Local] Phelp@geekboi: VISION QUEST!
  654. [11:01] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: THIS IS A VISION QUEST
  655. [11:01] [Local] Tighclops@Tighclops: VISION QUEST
  656. [11:01] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: PUDDING IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
  657. [11:01] [Local] Rishna@Amedea: VISION QUEST!
  658. [11:01] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: you are making a mokery of this
  659. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  660. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  661. [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
  662. [11:01] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS THE FROG
  663. [11:01] [Local] Iman@ngryjerk: VISION QUEST
  664. [11:01] [Local] Thayendanegea@thayendanegea: WE ARE HAVING A VISION QUEST
  665. [11:02] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME
  666. [11:02] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: well that was entertaining.
  667.  
  668.  
  669.  
  670. Post-game commentary...
  671. [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Seriously though
  672. [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Racoon?
  673. [11:05] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: what a loser
  674. [11:05] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: lmao
  675. [11:05] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: SEAGULL?!
  676. [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm so jealous of that whale.
  677. [11:05] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: seagull has got to beat raccoon
  678. [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Except you'd probably drown on your vision quest
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