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- Nope1.avi
- [7:38] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me, is that you Alethea? It is me, Chakoray from Voyager.
- [7:39] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: It is me! I remember you!
- [7:39] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. It's been so many years. Do you want to go up to my ship and do a vision quest together to get to knoe each other better?
- [7:39] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: (You spin me right round baby right round! Like a record baby right round round round!)
- [7:40] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: Sadly no, I don't Last time you showed me your small, shriveled flaccid penis and I was unimpressed. I know ED is a natural thing...but Damn..
- [7:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me? I think you have me mistaken. Good evening to you.
- [7:41] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: To you too!! You really should see a Doctor. There are so many medical breakthroughs for ED!!
- Nope2.avi
- [7:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hi is that you Lexa? It is me, Chakotay from Voyager! Do you remember me?
- [7:41] [Local] Lexa@frostdamage: Keep walking weirdo
- Nope3.avi
- [7:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Is that you Thari? It's me, Chakotay from Voyager! Do you remember me?
- [7:42] [Local] Thari@alexa01: no because ive never met you before
- [7:43] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: We have met. I am certain. Perhaps we should perform a vision quest on my ship to help bring back the memories.
- [7:43] [Local] Thari@alexa01: perhaps you should perform the vision quest yourself on your ship away from everyone else
- [7:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I thought you would want to catch up wth your old friend. I suppose not. Good evening to you.
- The spai
- [7:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sansimilla is that you? It's me, Chakotay from Voyager! We served together before. Do you remember me?
- [7:46] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: First of all, that's Admiral Sensimilla to you, and secondly no, I have never served for the federation.
- [7:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: My apologies, but we have met before, Admiral. It is me, Chakotay.
- [7:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: IF you don't remember perhaps we should do a vision quest aboard my ship. It will help bring back the memories.
- [7:46] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I don't recall any Chakotay.
- [7:47] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: What does this vision quest involve?
- [7:47] [Local] Zim@mugencrow: I had a Vision Quest on my with my phone just now and my spirit guide told me to tell you to STFU
- [7:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I can not speak of the vision quest in public. But it is a spiritual process in which you let go of all your inhabitions.
- [7:48] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: he basically wants to have sex with you. If you do, get tested.
- [7:49] [Local] Zim@mugencrow: Actually his tribe tradition is for the male to be submissive
- [7:49] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I heard this Chakotay person has Andorian herpes or some other space VD
- [7:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Are you interested Admiral?
- [7:49] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I will have to consider this vision quest for a few minutes, as I am waiting for some company to show up here, come back in 5 minutes.
- [7:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thank you. I will.
- [7:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Evening to you.
- Nope4.avi (a goon)
- [7:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me, Verossa is that you?
- [7:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It is me, Chakoray from Voyager! Do you remember me?
- [7:50] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Yeah, I remember. You're.....shorter than I expected.
- [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: hello
- [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: its me
- [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: chakotay
- [7:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I sense you don't have your entire memory of me correct. Perhaps we should perform a vision quest aboard my ship to bring back the memories.
- [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: from the voyager
- [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: lets do a vision quest
- [7:51] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Oh, hello Chakotay
- [7:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: would you like a preview of a vision quest
- [7:52] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: yes I would
- [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: First please take off your clothes. PLease think of me as a doctor.
- [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: thats step 1
- [7:52] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That is perfect. I will beam you aboard my ship shortly Verossa.
- [7:52] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Not you, impostor
- [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: oh
- [7:52] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: The REAL Chakotay, this one in the suit
- [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: IM THE REAL CHAKOTAY
- [7:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: from the voyager
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you are an impostor
- [7:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: My handle is @therealchakotay I am Chakotay actually.
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: nope
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: nope
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: nope
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: its me im the real one
- [7:53] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Next time when you use someone else's holoimage to assume their identity, change the standard height settings so they appear properly on a mobile emitter
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: yeah, duh
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: total rookie mistake
- [7:53] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Chakotay is about 6 centimeters taller
- [7:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay then. Have a good evening.
- [7:53] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: there will be no vision quests here
- He gets a bite! Not really!
- [7:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla are you ready for your vision quest?
- [7:56] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I might be, but my sister told me something about you, something about inviting some punks on her ship?
- [7:56] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Is this true?
- [7:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes it is true, but it didn't happen a few days ago.
- [7:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Are you ready for the vision quest Sensimilla? It will be thoroughly enjoyable and deeply spiritual.
- [7:57] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I could be, but it has to be on my ship and I don't want any of thise visitors coming along.
- [7:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That would be better. I don't want them there either.
- [7:59] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I will only go if I can have a couple of my girlfriends there too.
- [7:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You made the best choice of your life Sensimilla.
- [7:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Of course that would enhance the visions.
- [7:59] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: We will see about the choice part...
- [8:00] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I will beam you to my bridge in a few minutes.
- [8:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I promise you. Shall we get started?
- [8:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will be waiting.
- On the ship...
- [8:09] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: 5 ladies here.
- [8:09] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hmmmmm hello again :)
- [8:09] Aspen@esuzi blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
- [8:09] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hello ladies. Are you all ready for your visions?
- [8:10] Kalani@TheHSBR blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
- [8:10] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: mhmm
- [8:10] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Wait
- [8:10] Sparkles@frostdamage blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
- [8:10] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: absolutely
- [8:10] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Where will we go? We need privacy for this.
- [8:10] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: follow me to this small room
- [8:10] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Right. After you ladies.
- [8:11] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay ladies. First we have to sit down.
- [8:11] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits in a chair.
- [8:11] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: come in further and let the door close, we dont want any crew to see
- [8:11] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
- [8:11] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
- [8:11] Sparkles@frostdamage sits down.
- [8:12] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Yeah, I'd rather not have the crew observing this.
- [8:12] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. First before we begin I have to give you each something.
- [8:12] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
- [8:12] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
- [8:12] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits down.
- [8:12] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: make sure the door stays closed, it would be very embarassing if my crew saw me like this
- [8:13] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Brandy?
- [8:13] Sensimilla@johntherussian sits down.
- [8:13] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Am I supposed to get drunk?
- [8:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Who didn't get one?
- [8:13] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: mmm brandy
- [8:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla did I give you one?
- [8:13] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: But wont alcohol ruin the vision quest?
- [8:13] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: no, I still need one
- [8:13] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It will enhance it.
- [8:14] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hmmmm ok
- [8:14] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: a brandy?
- [8:14] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
- [8:14] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i thought you said your people dont belive in such drugs
- [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Now we may begin.
- [8:14] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: stay close to us and make sure that door is closed
- [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Alcohol is different, it is sacred.
- [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay now.
- [8:14] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *pulls out medicine bundle and starts to slowly unrap it*
- [8:15] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Before I open my medicine bundle, you ladies must disrobe.
- [8:15] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what for?
- [8:15] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'd rather not with the door open again...
- [8:15] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It is essential to make the visions flow freely.
- [8:15] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Isnt this supposed to be a spiritual journey?
- [8:15] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm pretty sure I saw a gorn walk by.
- [8:15] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Please ladies. We are all here for a vision quest are we not?
- [8:16] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Well yeah im just trying to understand
- [8:16] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: yes but we dont want anyone to see, this is a very personal thing for us
- [8:16] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Yes, but I'd rather not become a vision quest in the process, please move a bit closer so the door will close.
- [8:16] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Nobody will see except me, and you can think of me like a doctor.
- [8:16] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: a doctor?
- [8:16] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes.
- [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: What kind of doctor?
- [8:17] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I do like doctors
- [8:17] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: The whole crew can see with that door open
- [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Like Dr Who
- [8:17] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Any kind of doctor you like. Now ladies we should disrobe first.
- [8:17] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i had sex with a doctor once...
- [8:17] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: In a way just like Dr Who you are correct.
- [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh I like him!
- [8:17] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Is everyone disrobed yet?
- [8:17] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Bowties are cool
- [8:17] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: ok I'll trust you and disrobe but you better not peek
- [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Think of me like a doctor.
- [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good.
- [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now we may begin.
- [8:18] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: And Fez's are cool
- [8:18] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: so what happens now?
- [8:18] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *opens up the medicine bundle to reveal 5 strange contraptions*
- [8:18] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I hope we get Fez's to wear
- [8:19] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *hands one to each of the ladies*
- [8:19] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: That would be awesome
- [8:19] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what are these devices for?
- [8:19] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: They will help channel your animal spirits.
- [8:19] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: why is mine buzzing?
- [8:19] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Aspen, your device will help channel the spirit of the walrus.
- [8:19] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: koo koo kachoo
- [8:20] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sorry
- [8:20] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
- [8:20] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sparkles yours will channel the spirit of the penguin.
- [8:20] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: *looks at device and licks the tip very briefly* this tastes very funny
- [8:20] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla yours will channel the spirit of the squirrel
- [8:20] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: How do you already know what my animal spirit is?
- [8:20] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It cam to me in a vision Sparkles.
- [8:21] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: hes a doctor...duh
- [8:21] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: a squirrel because I like nuts?
- [8:21] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Miriya yours will channel the spirit of the polar bear.
- [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ooooh!
- [8:21] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: doctors know everything
- [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Awesome!
- [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Garoooooar
- [8:21] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Kalani yours will channel the spirit of the rat.
- [8:21] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hahahaha Kelani
- [8:21] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I think a walrus might be a bit bigger for me
- [8:21] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: anyone wanna trade?
- [8:21] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: what did you just call me little man?
- [8:21] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Why is Aspen a Walrus? Are you calling her fat?
- [8:21] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No. The rat is nothing to be frowned upon.
- [8:22] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Why do I get a flightless bird? Can I get a new animal?
- [8:22] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Not me! I got polar Bear
- [8:22] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Garoooooar
- [8:22] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No ladies. These are the animals you are going to get. Now please sit down Kalani.
- [8:22] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i know a gorn that can rip you into pieces smaller than a rat...
- [8:22] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
- [8:22] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Please Kalani.
- [8:23] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i guess ill have to accept this
- [8:23] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: So now I get drunk and a polar bear talks to me or something?
- [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay. Now close your eyes ladies and let the devices flow freely over your bodies.
- [8:23] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh device I forgot
- [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Feel free to drink the liquor.
- [8:23] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
- [8:23] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: does the liquor have anything extra in it?
- [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes Miriya, "something" like that.
- [8:23] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
- [8:23] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No. It is just brandy.
- [8:24] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Seems my pet tribble drank mine
- [8:24] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits down.
- [8:24] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh those buggers do that
- [8:24] Sensimilla@johntherussian sits down.
- [8:24] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No matter. Just let the devices flow to the centre points of your body. The parts that have the most energy. They are battery powered.
- [8:24] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I'm starting to feel warm and fuzzy, is this normal?
- [8:24] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I dont know where my energy is
- [8:24] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ohh...so they are antiques...
- [8:24] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes Sensimilla.
- [8:25] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ive never done this before
- [8:25] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Could you take this device and show me where to place it?
- [8:25] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes. Now hold out your hands and move the devices over each other's bodies.
- [8:25] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: This is beginning to sound like one of our private fleet meetings
- [8:26] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No, I am the spirit master, I am just a guide, I can not control you.
- [8:26] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: well miri...where do you want it first?
- [8:26] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I dont know. Wheres the energy flow friom?
- [8:26] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Put it there
- [8:26] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Your animal spirits will tell you Miriya.
- [8:26] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: No this can't anything like out fleet meetings, those get REAL wild!
- [8:27] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: All my polar bear says is Garoooooar
- [8:27] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: *can't be, our
- [8:27] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ladies, please focus.
- [8:27] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sorry
- [8:27] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
- [8:27] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ok now...
- [8:27] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The next stage of the vision quest.
- [8:28] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: I think I know what the bear wants to do Miri, he tells me to wear this fur and jump all over you
- [8:28] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i need more guidance
- [8:28] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Go with that feeling Sensimilla.
- [8:28] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Don't deny what the bear tells you to do.
- [8:28] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hey wait the bear is MY sprit guide! Sensi is stealing my bear!
- [8:29] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ladies, no stealing each others animal spirits.
- [8:29] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Sparkles, the Polar Bear would like to know if the Penguin would like some fish.
- [8:29] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: No, I think what the bear is saying is I should jump and paw you all over
- [8:29] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Wait, Warlus.
- [8:29] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: See! Chakotay says no stealing :P
- [8:29] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Yes the Penguin would like some fish
- [8:29] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: if i had better insurance i bet i would have more guidance... *harumpf*
- [8:29] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Does the Penguin want a fish taco?
- [8:29] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: It does
- [8:29] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Yeah the bear is saying that. But hes telling ME to tell you that, not you!
- [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: So yes
- [8:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now the animal spirits have taken over your bodies.
- [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Paw me please
- [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Bear says so
- [8:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: So you must merge your bodies together.
- [8:30] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Does the bear want me to park the beef bus in tuna town?
- [8:30] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: The Penguin wants to know if he's getting paid for this
- [8:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Le
- [8:30] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sure, whatever the hell that means go for it!
- [8:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let the animal spirits guide your next actions.
- [8:31] Aspen@esuzi sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:31] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh should I lie down?
- [8:31] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Will you channel your animal spirit and join us?
- [8:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That is the final step.
- [8:31] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ahhhh
- [8:32] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what is your animal spirit?
- [8:32] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The animals, the walrus, the penguin, the rat, the seal, and squirrel have come into focus. Now I must focus my animal spirit.
- [8:32] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ohhh focus awesome!
- [8:32] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: :)
- [8:32] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: does that mean you are focusing hard now?
- [8:32] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *pulls out a special medicine bundle and slowly opens it*
- [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Dont ruin his concentration
- [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Hes focusing
- [8:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *places a devide on his temple and closes his eyes*
- [8:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: device
- [8:33] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: *peeks at Chakotay's big bundle*
- [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: ok because I was wondering what a devide was
- [8:33] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I see now though
- [8:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay the animal spirit has entered my body. The spirit of the tiger.
- [8:34] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ohhhh Winning!
- [8:34] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: oh no, what is the tiger going to do to us?
- [8:34] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The tiger is a very powerful enimal.
- [8:34] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Don't worry Penguin, Walrus won't let tiger steal your fish.
- [8:34] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: He has quite an appetite.
- [8:34] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: enima!
- [8:35] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: an appetite for what?
- [8:35] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: Appetite For Destruction?
- [8:35] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: For the unspeakable.
- [8:35] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Penguin thanks walrus
- [8:35] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Fish?
- [8:35] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: If its unspeakable how can you let us know what it is?
- [8:35] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I know
- [8:35] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Sign language
- He suspects a trap, goes and walks around a bit while we hide...
- [8:35] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: But before we continue I have had some bad history with these vision quests.
- [8:35] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: oh please tell us, what the unspeakable is
- [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will be back in less than 1 minute.
- [8:36] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: so have i coincidentally
- [8:36] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: You have?
- [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: So please wait 1 minute exactly.
- [8:36] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: and the rats not helping
- [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will be back.
- [8:36] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Last quest i came to was a disaster
- [8:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Just have to check something.
- [8:36] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Where are you going?
- [8:37] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i should have called the gorn
- [8:37] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what do you see?
- [8:37] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Polar Bear!
- [8:37] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: you havent brought any uninvited guests up have you?
- [8:37] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: What is it? Did little timmy fall down the well?
- Back to the ready room.
- [8:37] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Sorry about that ladies.
- [8:37] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Polar Bear, Warlus found some more fish.
- [8:37] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Are you trying to trick us agin
- [8:37] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now you ladies should lie down.
- [8:37] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Would you like to taste it?
- [8:38] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: That was kind of wierd
- [8:38] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: What were you looking for?
- [8:38] Kalani@TheHSBR sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:38] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what is the tiger going to do to us when we lay down?
- [8:38] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: It doesn't matter. Do not worry about it
- [8:38] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You will see.
- [8:38] Sensimilla@johntherussian sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:38] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: zzzZZZzzz...
- [8:38] Aspen@esuzi falls asleep.
- [8:38] Miriya Sterling@kvoza sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:39] Sparkles@frostdamage sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:39] Aspen@esuzi sits on a stool.
- [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: This better not be another trick
- [8:39] Aspen@esuzi sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Or im done with these vision quests
- [8:39] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: "Another" trick?
- [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: You brought those guys
- [8:39] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: To make fun of us
- [8:40] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I did this with you before?
- [8:40] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: That was mean
- [8:40] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Something is not right here.
- [8:40] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: So what's next?
- [8:40] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: It's feeling pretty right to me.
- [8:40] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: what rat? I hear you finally!
- [8:40] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay. Now let your hands flow over each other's bodies.
- [8:41] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
- [8:41] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: when does the tiger join with us?
- [8:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: And use the devices.
- [8:41] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: he wants me to crawl into a small tight tunnel
- [8:41] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: but i cant find the tunnel
- [8:41] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Fred wants some more fish
- [8:41] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I am starting to get confused.
- [8:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay let me start again.
- [8:42] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Fred is my penguins name
- [8:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: from step 1?
- [8:42] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I think he wants the device to crawl into a small tight tunnel Kalani
- [8:42] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I still dont know what im supposed to be doing
- [8:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: should i put my clothes back on?
- [8:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Nono from the last step.
- [8:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ohhh ok...
- [8:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay. Each of your animals has a different adult energy inside them.
- [8:43] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Ok following so far
- [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The tiger has the greatest adult energy of them all.
- [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: But it must be let loose by the other animals.
- [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I will lie down now.
- [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: zzzZZZzzz...
- [8:44] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay slumbers peacefully.
- [8:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Each of you ladies must try to release the energy of the tiger.
- [8:44] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: is he dead?
- [8:45] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: ok
- [8:45] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: how?
- [8:45] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: my Squirrel spirit is telling me to look for some nuts.
- [8:45] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: I hope not he's the doctor
- [8:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: A big nut, not a small nut Sensimilla.
- [8:45] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: just one?
- [8:45] Sparkles@frostdamage sits in a Lounge chair.
- [8:46] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: and where do I find these big nuts?
- [8:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Ok ladies, come over to me please.
- [8:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Sensimilla please get ontop of me.
- [8:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: And let your animal spirit go wild.
- [8:47] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I think I know the whereabouts of the nuts of which he speaketh
- [8:47] Sensimilla@johntherussian drops to the ground and starts doing push-ups.
- [8:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That's good.
- [8:47] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Verily
- [8:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thats what I was talking about.
- [8:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This is the final step of the vision quest. That's great. Keep it up.
- Enter Dental...
- [8:47] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: AN ORION CENTIPEDE! YOUR TIME IS AT AN END HERR DOKTOR!
- [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Again1?!?!
- [8:48] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: what the fuck is this?
- [8:48] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Stay calm sir!
- [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Get out NOW
- [8:48] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [8:48] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i am a rat apparently
- [8:48] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh my god you said it wasnt a trick Chakotay!
- [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thjis is OUR CEREMONY
- [8:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This was a VISION QUES
- [8:48] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Please Stay CALM!
- [8:48] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm kinda disgusted
- [8:48] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I cant believe you fool us like that
- [8:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: THIS WAS A SACRED EXPERIENCE
- [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [8:49] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: I should have known after the last time
- [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU ARE DISGUSTING
- [8:49] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: YOU ARE MAKING A MOCKERY OF YOUR ANCIENT TRADITIONS AND BELIEFS!
- [8:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let me out!
- [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: NO
- [8:49] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: NEVER
- [8:49] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Remain Calm Sir!
- [8:49] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Why Chakotay why?
- [8:49] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: you just wanted an orion centipede admit it
- [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: THIS WAS A PRIVATE MATTER
- [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: LET ME LEAVE
- [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: NOPE
- [8:50] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SPIRITS!
- [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You are making a mockery of a secred ceremony
- [8:50] [Local] Sparkles@frostdamage: Seven will hear of this
- [8:50] [Local] Miriya Sterling@kvoza: Oh sure Chakotay act all innocent when you brought them here
- [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you claimed this was innocent
- [8:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I didnt bring them here!
- [8:50] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Please calm down! We are in the middle of a fumigation.
- [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU GOT THESE WOMEN DRUNK
- [8:50] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: AND WERE MOLESTING THEM!
- [8:51] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you are SICK
- [8:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I'm going to let Voyager hear about this. I am disgusted.
- [8:51] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: YOU SHOULD SPEAK TO YORU COUNSELOR
- [8:52] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: haha he died
- [8:52] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: bwahahahaha
- [8:52] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Thiwa was a sacred ceremony
- [8:52] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: You attack their personnel?
- [8:52] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: after being invited?
- [8:53] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: HAVE YOU NO SHAME SIR
- [8:53] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: shit hes gone
- [8:53] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: Welp.
- Back on the station...
- [8:55] Aspen@esuzi sits in a chair.
- [8:56] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now the animal spirits have taken over your bodies.
- [8:57] [Local] Kavek@Kavek: Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: So you must merge your bodies together.
- [8:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I won't forget this.
- [8:57] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: THE SPIRITS WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
- [8:57] [Local] Punch Sideiron@Kurr_de_la_Cruz: And we are the implement of their retribution!
- [8:57] [Local] Zoerp@Zoerp: Unfortunately, none of us will
- [8:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You have made a mockery out of an ancient tradition and dishonoured my people.
- [8:58] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: No, recall earlier. When I mentioned your shrivled flaccid penis? And your problem with ED? [Shakes her head] You really must face the facts that you need to see a Dentist sir
- [8:58] [Local] Zoerp@Zoerp: THEMS FIGHTING WORDS
- [8:58] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: There's nothing I can do for you sir.
- [8:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You shame me. I just hope you can find peace in your heart.
- [8:58] Kavek@Kavek salutes Alethea.
- [8:59] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: I think from now on I'm going to call Chakotay -ED
- [8:59] [Local] Eccentric Engineer@darkeclipse127: Darn Spacebillies
- [8:59] [Local] demon king@cody18009: hi Miriya Sterling
- [8:59] [Local] Alethea@franchesica: Nicknames. Gotta love'm
- [8:59] [Local] Sensimilla@johntherussian: It's official now, Chakotay is really still a Maquis spy and he brings invaders to other peoples ships.
- -----------------------------------------------------------
- A prequel: Chakotay gets shut down...
- [10:29] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Riki is that you? It's Chakotay from Voyager.
- [10:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Is that Shen? Hey it's me, Chakotay from Voyager.
- [10:30] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I am a real native.
- [10:30] [Local] Jess@mangas67: liar
- [10:30] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: CHAKOTAY
- [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: LETS GO ON A VISION QUEST
- [10:31] [Local] Jess@mangas67: lool
- [10:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Do you want to go on a vision quest with me?
- [10:31] [Local] Jess@mangas67: fuck u
- [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: haha
- [10:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Excuse me.
- [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: dude you are so disgusting
- [10:31] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: Don't trust him, he brought Dental on my ship yesterday!
- [10:31] [Local] Jess@mangas67: fake as piece of shit
- [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU ARE SICK
- [10:31] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: GET OUT
- [10:31] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This station is for everyone friend.
- [10:32] [Local] Jess@mangas67: UR NOT NATIVE SO STFU U SICK PERV
- [10:32] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- A sting is organized with HOBOG...
- [10:32] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I was interested in a vision quest and what he did was bring Dental and their stupid fleet on my ship!
- [10:32] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: vision quest vision quest vision quest vision quest vision quest
- [10:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: We can have that vision quest again Sative.
- [10:33] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: jesus he doesnt stop
- [10:33] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I don't know if I can trust you...
- [10:33] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: its like he doesnt get the hint
- [10:33] [Local] Paul@Askray: Trust is illrelevant
- [10:33] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: you are disgusting
- [10:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I did not bring those people to your ship Sativa.
- [10:33] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now please, let us have a vision quest together.
- [10:34] [Local] Esteban@diabolical91: yo chakotay leave the ladies alone
- [10:34] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: haha oh wow
- [10:34] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [10:34] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: I'm on a vision quest right now
- [10:34] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: There are so many anti-natives on this station. It is saddening.
- [10:35] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: ok we can try this vision quest, but no Dental this time... or else...
- [10:35] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. I am glad. This will be a great pleasure for all of us
- [10:35] Jahner@GraveFatal1ty shows Iman his knowledge of a variety of dance styles.
- [10:36] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: Ok, I'll trust you this once, let me get my girlfriends again...
- [10:36] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes, many vision quests.
- [10:37] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I'll beam you on my ship in a few min
- [10:37] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay I will be waiting.
- on the ship...
- [10:42] Kalani@TheHSBR blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
- [10:42] Aspen@esuzi blows a kiss to Commander Chakotay.
- [10:42] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Oh boy, 3 ladies who want to be enlightened this evening.
- [10:42] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i prefer the lights off...
- [10:43] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: I as well. Where should we have our vision quest ladies?
- [10:43] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: lets try the ready room again, it is a very comfortable place for us
- [10:43] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: After you ladies.
- [10:44] Kalani@TheHSBR sits in a Lounge chair.
- [10:44] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: what do we do now?
- [10:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now ladies, first please sit down like me.
- [10:44] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay sits down.
- [10:44] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Are you ready to begin?
- [10:44] Sativa@johntherussian sits down.
- [10:44] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
- [10:44] Kalani@TheHSBR sits down.
- [10:44] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: mhmmm
- [10:45] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: are we going to have to use any of those mind enhacing grasses they talk about?
- [10:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *pulls out his medicine bundle and begins to unrap it* now what I am going to show you is very sacred and special to my people.
- [10:45] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: No. I am anti-narcotic and so are my people.
- [10:46] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *peeks over to watch Chakotay unwrap his.... package*
- [10:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Before I show you waht is in my medicine bundle, ladies please disrobe yourselves.
- [10:46] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: *casually disrobes herselves*
- [10:46] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: ok... if its what it takes *shyly takes off loincloths*
- [10:46] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Now we can get started.
- [10:47] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: *disrobes and gently begins to touch herself*
- [10:47] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: oh sorry...i cant resist sometimes
- [10:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *slowly opens his medicine bundle to reveal several strange contraptions*
- [10:47] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: These will help get your bodies and subsequently your mind loosened up so the visions will flow freely.
- [10:48] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *curiously peeks over at Chakotay's contraptions*
- [10:48] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm very interested to know what they do.
- [10:48] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Oh girls, I think you KNOW what these do...
- [10:48] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i believe i have something like the middle one already
- [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: What lady hasn't?
- [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Okay now...
- [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Each of you take one.
- [10:49] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: These are very sacred to my people.
- [10:49] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ill take the left
- [10:49] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm not sure which I should take.
- [10:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: *hands them all out to each of the ladies*
- [10:50] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now close your eyes.
- [10:50] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *takes device and feels it all around*
- [10:51] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: *closes her eyes and gently rubs her device*
- [10:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now you know what to do with them ladies. Let them flow freely over your bodies.
- [10:51] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This will invoke your animal spirit in the vision quest.
- [10:52] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: *takes device, activates is and starts rubbing it all over her body*
- [10:52] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: What you are holding will invoke the spirit of the whale.
- [10:52] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: it tickles...in a nice way though
- [10:53] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: did you get this powered alien artifcact from a childrens toy mission?
- [10:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The one Kalani is holding will invoke the spiirit of the seagull.
- [10:53] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Yes I have that particular toy.
- [10:54] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The device Aspen is holding will invoke the spirit of the raccoon.
- [10:54] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: please tell us exactly how to use these to evoke the best visions
- [10:54] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: seagulls are kinda angry and scarry...i dont know if i want that
- [10:54] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The animals decide you, you don't decide your spirit guide in the vision quest.
- [10:55] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: ok ...i guess
- [10:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You know what to do with them ladies.
- [10:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let the animal spirits guide you.
- [10:55] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now, what are they telling you to do?
- [10:55] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: its squawking at me!!
- [10:55] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: where do I put it for the best vision?
- [10:56] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: oh wait...i can understand it now...its telling me to go to the risan beach and lay down in the state that im in now
- [10:56] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: You must put that device near where your spirit is most channelled.
- [10:56] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: The focal point of your vody.
- [10:56] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: body
- [10:56] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: *brings it to her mouth*
- [10:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: That is a good choice.
- [10:57] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: ok... I think I know where that is.... *Puts device in between her legs and starts to grind a bit against the vibrations*
- [10:57] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: i can hear it better here
- [10:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good ladies.
- [10:57] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: *starts to feel the spirit, and lets it guide the device to her focal point*
- [10:57] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: What are the animals telling you to do now?
- [10:58] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: The animal spirit tells me to call his spirit friend for another device
- [10:58] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Good. Let me tell you what to do next.
- [10:58] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Mine wants to play with the seagull.
- [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Now to complete the vision quest, because there are 3 of you...
- [10:59] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: mine is telling me to become one with the raccoon and the seagull
- [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Because there are 3 of you, to complete the vision quest, make a connection between you 3.
- [10:59] Aspen@esuzi sits down.
- [10:59] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Hold our your arms and let them flow.
- [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This is what my prople do.
- ENTER: GOONS
- [11:00] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: WTF???
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: ~CATDRUGS!~
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: think of me as a doctor
- [11:00] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: VISION QUEST!
- [11:00] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: This is OUR ceremony.
- [11:00] [Local] Rishna@Amedea: VISON QUEST!
- [11:00] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: wth
- [11:00] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: PUDDING!
- [11:00] [Local] Thayendanegea@thayendanegea: VISION QUEST!
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Phelp@geekboi: VISION QUEST!
- [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: WE ARE DOING A VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:00] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Get out!
- [11:00] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: I KNEW THIS WAS A TRICK, YOU SON OF A BITCH
- [11:00] [Local] Rishna@Amedea: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: we've met before
- [11:01] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: let me out!!
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: Sativa@johntherussian: I KNEW THIS WAS A TRICK, YOU SON OF A BITCH
- [11:01] [Local] Commander Chakotay@therealchakotay: Let me go! This is my people's traditions!
- [11:01] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: think of me as a doctor
- [11:01] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: HOW DARE YOU BRING THESE DENTAL HERE AGAIN
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: YOU CANNOT LEAVE
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Phelp@geekboi: VISION QUEST!
- [11:01] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: THIS IS A VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Tighclops@Tighclops: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Flax@cakeofcheese: PUDDING IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
- [11:01] [Local] Rishna@Amedea: VISION QUEST!
- [11:01] [Local] Twyx@Morglon: you are making a mokery of this
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Dresner@Propagandist: MY SPIRIT ANIMAL IS THE FROG
- [11:01] [Local] Iman@ngryjerk: VISION QUEST
- [11:01] [Local] Thayendanegea@thayendanegea: WE ARE HAVING A VISION QUEST
- [11:02] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT THIS TIME
- [11:02] [Local] Inaji@technical42nd: well that was entertaining.
- Post-game commentary...
- [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Seriously though
- [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Racoon?
- [11:05] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: what a loser
- [11:05] [Local] Sativa@johntherussian: lmao
- [11:05] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: SEAGULL?!
- [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: I'm so jealous of that whale.
- [11:05] [Local] Kalani@TheHSBR: seagull has got to beat raccoon
- [11:05] [Local] Aspen@esuzi: Except you'd probably drown on your vision quest
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