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[2] The Setup

Oct 15th, 2012
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  1. >Day cardgames in Equestria
  2. >You are Celestia, and you're currently in the royal banquet hall, making room for your poker game later today
  3. >The massive table that usually sat in the middle of the room had been sunk into the floor, meshing seamlessly with it
  4. >Your favourite poker table had been poofed into the room in its place
  5. >Made of four thousand year old oak, of a tree you personally grew, and magically preserved
  6. >Its surface was coated in the finest baize available, and it was a perfect match to your coat
  7. >And right in the middle was your cutie mark, stretching the width of the table
  8. >Just as you were getting out the numerous decks of cards from a hidden compartment, Luna popped into the room
  9. >"Tia! What are you doing?! Do you not remember the last time you played poker?!"
  10. >...and scared the Tartarus out of you, sending cards flying everywhere
  11. >You sigh, and start to pick up the four decks worth of cards with your magic, sorting them slowly
  12. "Luna, how many times have I told you not to sneak up one me like that?"
  13. >"Sister, how can you be so nonchalant about this? I spent two weeks convincing Dusky to give back the west wing. And don't even forget the two months I spent getting Equestria back out of debt after you lost THE ENTIRE TREASURY to the griffin king!"
  14. >Oh, right
  15. >About two thousand years back, you had a game of Trotsas Hold 'Em with the king of the griffins
  16. >And, as usual, you had gotten drunk some time during the game
  17. >When you were drunk, you tend to make rather outrageous bets
  18. >Like the west wing of the castle, or the treasury's entire stock of gold
  19. >You were Celestia, and when you went 'all in', you bucking meant it
  20. >Before you could come up with a reply to Luna, she turned and quickly made her way out of the room, muttering something about 'hiding the treasury'
  21. >Letting out a sigh, you place the four re-sorted decks on the table, and poof up eight of the royal gaming stools
  22. >Only four were playing, but it was always worth being prepared
  23. >You, Anon, battle brot- you mean your faithful student Twilight Sparkle, and the 2IC of the night guard.
  24. >Major Whirling Maelstrom was who you were worried about during this game
  25. >Members of the night guard were notoriously good poker players, and Whirly was no exception
  26. >Breaking you from your chain of thought was a scroll from Anon
  27. >You could tell it was from him because the scroll was slightly damp with the 'ink' he used, and smelled faintly of rage
  28. >How you knew what rage smelled like was beyond you, but you had been picking up all sorts of little things like that from him
  29. >Even your sense of fashion had been altered, for the better you thought
  30. >Splotches of red tastefully splattered by Anon were all over your coat, and he had made some beautiful jewelery out of bone that sat seamlessly within your regalia
  31. >You also had what Anon called a 'chain axe' strapped to your side
  32. >You would never use it, but it was the thought that counted
  33. >Although, it did make a rather nice 'vrrrr' sound when on...
  34. >His style reminded you of the little bit of chaos from when you dated ol' Dissy
  35. >Back before he went over the top
  36. >You didn't really have too much of an issue with chaos, after all it was the opposite of harmony, and both working together was what kept everything running
  37. >Chaos was after all, in its most basic form, change
  38. >You wouldn't mention that around Anon, though
  39. >From what you could tell, he wasn't too much of a fan of Tzeentch
  40. >Speaking of him, you should give him an inter-planar call later today before the game
  41. >Get some poker tips
  42. >You're sure has has some tricks that don't involve mutating your guests
  43. >Anyways, you have a letter to read
  44.  
  45. DEAR WARMASTER CELESTIA
  46.  
  47. I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT BATTLE BROTHER TWILIGHT WISHES TO BRING ALONG HER BEAST OF KHORNE.
  48. I WILL ALSO BE BRINGING A BEVERAGE FROM MY WORLD THAT I HAVE MANAGED TO RECREATE.
  49. THOSE SPACE WOLVES MAY HAVE BEEN RAGING FURRIES, BUT IF THEY KNEW ONE THING, IT WAS HOW TO MAKE KHORNE DAMNED ALE.
  50.  
  51. SEE YOU SOON
  52.  
  53. YOUR CHAMPION ANON
  54.  
  55. >There was going to be ale
  56. >And Spike was coming
  57. >Well, good thing you put out those extra stools
  58. >And that Luna was already running damage control
  59. >Things couldn't go too badly
  60. >Right?
  61. >...Right?
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