4-1-17.log

FEDCONNECT INTRANET COMM LOGS - 4/1/17
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Access Level Omega Granted

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S03 Performance Review #02-04 (Base-1010)
AS HQ

Location: Installation 137′
Local Date: March 31, 2017
Local Time: 23:59 AoE UTC-12
Dimension Count: 3 spatial, 1 temporal
Earth Designation: REDACTED

Employee: || ||||
Known Aliases: DNDH, The Artist Formerly Known as Rick
Employee ID: SzaucySzanchez1998
Direct Deposit Acct: 1337 4867 5309 8008
Contact: [email protected]
Known Social Media: @NotDanHarmon u/AlsoNotDanHarmon (NDA on file)

Findings:
HISTORY OF NON-COOPERATION WITH THE COUNCIL

Recommendation: DISQUALIFY
DELETE CONTENT FROM SEASON 3 SCRIPT
REMOVE FROM PREMISES IN HANDCUFFS
GENERATE TWITTER ALT FACT TO DISTRACT TEST SUBJECTS

- DH

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RE: Council Recommendations

Are you guys sure you want to go through with this right now? He's brilliant;
maybe even irreplaceable. He always comes up with all our most popular
new Ricks... Can we really afford to send another Artist to improv workshops?

- AliceF

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RE: Council Recommendations

Tasks Completed April 1, 2017 7:02 AoE UTC-12.
https://twitter.com/RickandMorty/status/848430417233313792
Time zone bamboozle was a great suggestion. No one suspects a thing.

- smithj1234656

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RE: Council Recommendations

We've decided that Alice needs to be let go as well... as soon as possible.
Can someone burn her notes from that meeting and upload whatever backups
she made to FedConnect? IT says we're gonna need at least a 16-bit password
this time, the old 8-bit one got brute forced and Jerry keeps forgetting his so we
just had their dept make it the same as his username... Doesn't seem very secure.

Last thing we need is another sauce leak while 2-4's in the scraper...

- DH

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RE: Council Recommendations

CAAAAAAAAN DO, BOSS!

She already encrypted the notes so I just zipped up the .safe on a private server in my
basement. I made the password my faaaaavorite letter of an alphabet... They'll never
crack it, plus it's super easy to remember! DEFINITELY no more MegaUpload incidents
happening again on my watch... ;)

- rain-rain-throwaway