Jordain Gets Butthurt

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lAmericanl: No I understand, I do the same, only I try to aviod anything that looks cheap.
Tonia: Yes
Tonia: Who do you wear?
Tonia: or do you creat
Tonia: *create
Tonia: -.-
lAmericanl: It doesn't matter who you wear, its how you wear it.
Tonia: That is ture
Tonia: *true
Tonia: dammnit
JordainD: o.0
lAmericanl: Jordain girl, you need to join weight watchers.
JordainD: american gurl this is my pixels
Tonia: Nothing wrong with a big booty
Tonia: <
lAmericanl: Those tighs are gigantic.
lAmericanl: its not the booty >
Tonia: loll.
JordainD: an u have sticks
JordainD: z
Tonia: She's just a little thick.
lAmericanl: Beyonce didn't become famous for giganitc tighs, girl.
JordainD: well im not beyonce o.o
JordainD: lol
Tonia: Lawd
JordainD: leave my pixels alone
lAmericanl: well done, you've also reduced all the chances of becoming her.
JordainD: woman
lAmericanl: You're right, Im sorry.
JordainD: why would i want to be someone else other than myself o.o
Tonia: ii
JordainD: u aint gota be sorry idc really jus makes ku convo :)
lAmericanl: I shouldn't be judging people no matter how poor thier sense of fashion is.
lAmericanl: My utmost apologiese.
JordainD: l0l
JordainD: l0l
Tonia: hmmm..
JordainD: give me amin
JordainD: thats funny
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lAmericanl: Im glad you like my jokes :)
JordainD: 1st laugh of the day,awesome
lAmericanl: anytime girl.
Tonia: Iugh
Tonia: I found a cute tee shirt
JordainD: tell me why
lAmericanl: my exact thoughts every time I look at your man @Ugh >
JordainD: z
JordainD: ppl from middle school if findin me on fb
Tonia: <.<
JordainD: x.x
JordainD: an sayn they had a crush on me
JordainD: e_e
JordainD: pf
Tonia: Im sorry to hear that
Tonia: <
lAmericanl: no, thats a good thing >
lAmericanl: Jordain honey, you don't have to get in relationships with losers from middle school just becuase you're obese.
lAmericanl: You'll find love, I promise..It just might take you longer than the rest of us, thats all.
lAmericanl: -hugs JordainD-
JordainD: im not getn into a relationship period
JordainD: z
lAmericanl: Im glad you're taking my advice :)
JordainD: i rather be single
lAmericanl: thats the spirit.
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JordainD: u sure? or have i already made that choice a while back :o
JordainD: <
JordainD: >
lAmericanl: Im happy for you girl.
JordainD: thanks..? o.o
JordainDJordainD : lol
lAmericanl: Just two years ago, Tonia was morbidly obese too.
Tonia: I was
lAmericanl: Look at her now, sexy and all.
Tonia: lmao
JordainD: @too
lAmericanl: getting all the men.
lAmericanl: stay strong girl.
JordainD: u sayn im obese? O_o
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JordainD: cuz of my pixels o.0
JordainD: L0L
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Tonia: I drank xlax everyday
JordainD: lawd.
lAmericanl: No, I wouldn;t say that..thats terrible.
lAmericanl: Oh welcome, trolls.
sFranc: hi
JordainD: i rather have meat on me than jus showin bones...
JordainD: rt
Hal2emI3elle: hola
JordainD: an u bumpd me O_o
Tonia: ~watches them troll
lAmericanl: Can some one push these trolls back to 2007.
Tonia: loll.
sFranc: ;p
lAmericanl: its where they belong.
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Tonia: they're not too shabby
lAmericanl: Can you get off me? this skirt is saint laurent.
lAmericanl: gosh
lAmericanl: Ikr >
Tonia: ii
sFranc: YSL ?
lAmericanl: Can you not read?
JordainD: @saint laurent
JordainD: L0L
sFranc: ดอกทองทั้งห้อง
Tonia: snaps and claps for you guys
JordainD: u mean pixels..
lAmericanl: yeah, Pixel saint laurent..
sFranc: เดี๋ยวไปห้องอื่น
JordainD: which is fake
JordainD: ds
sFranc: ปิ้งมาไม่ได้
JordainD: u killin me tho
JordainD: js
JordainD: l0l
Tonia: You're bitchy
Tonia: <
Tonia: i like thay'
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Tonia: *that'
lAmericanl: LOL
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lAmericanl: Im very friendly, People misunderstand my vibe.
JordainD: an i quote: lol man you're my crush forreal i want you to give me a chance
JordainD: mane like df O_O!
JordainD: nigga idk u
JordainD: pf
JordainD: z
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Tonia: loll.
lAmericanllAmericanl : God, please stay atleast 20m away from me with that outfit <
JordainD: yo vibe is stuck up
JordainD: it can be good or bad thin
JordainD: ~shrugs~
Tonia: hmmm
lAmericanl: you know if you ever need motivation, just remember that J hudson was 220 pounds once @JordainD
JordainD: sFranc: ปิ้งมาไม่ได้ <---neva seen that shit befo O_o
lAmericanl: that Thai.
JordainD: only if i were fat...
lAmericanl: that's*
JordainD: u have no idea
Tonia: ~lost
Tonia: Anywho
Tonia: Whats the agenda for today
JordainD: now this dude talkin bout he waited fo years
JordainD: mane
JordainD: -.-
JordainD: this stupid shit
JordainD: l0l
lAmericanl: Honey just block them.
lAmericanl: they only want you becuase they think you're too easy becuse of the weight thing.
JordainD: ik what my options are...
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lAmericanl: you're beutiful darling..
JordainD: im not fat
JordainD: wish i was fat
JordainD: so hush
JordainD: im like ur pixels actually
Tonia: you wish you were fat?
JordainD: well a lil mo now cuz im prego...
JordainD: at least have mo meat on me
JordainD: thick
JordainD: howeva u wana call it
JordainD: z
lAmericanl: I know denial can be hard @Jordain.. but it's only a step away from therapy.
Peal: Hey
JordainD: if u were sayn that to me inrl, i would slap u >_>
JordainD: an blame my hormones
JordainD: js
JordainD: hellur
Tonia: Hello Peal
lAmericanl: aw, honey just becuase you have stomach fat, doesn't mean you're pregnant..
lAmericanl: you're still beutiful tho.
Tonia: Dead.
JordainD: smh
Peal: damn
Peal: ok
JordainD: lets leave my babygurl outa it...
Peal: LOL
JordainD: if u dnt mind
Tonia: awwa girl
lAmericanl: ok babe
Tonia: I like baby girls
lAmericanl: so on a serious note, when is he coming back >
Tonia: IM ON OOVOO WITH HIM NOW
JordainD: tell his asz to get in here
Tonia: *caps
JordainD: z
lAmericanl: tell him I say hi.
Tonia: No he sleepy
Tonia: <
Tonia: Lmao
lAmericanllAmericanl : Oh well.
JordainD: then why he online
JordainD: ds
Tonia: We been on since last night
Tonia: We parked in this room all night
Tonia: zzzzz
lAmericanl: Is he as good looking in real life >
Tonia: better
Tonia: e.e
JordainD: lawd.
lAmericanl: Oh Lord Jesus give me strenght
Tonia: snap
JordainD: l0l
JordainD: >>
Tonia: loll
JordainD: walk
lAmericanl: Jordain girl, that eye shadow needs to go tho.
JordainD: i put it on fo a reason
Tonia: lawd
lAmericanl: Halloween?
Tonia: yall two
JordainD: cuz i like it
JordainD: im not one to care what others think
lAmericanl: oh, okay.
JordainD: let alone at my pixels
JordainD: x.x
lAmericanllAmericanl : good for you, girl.
Peal: lol
JordainDJordainD JordainD : somethins wrong wit u...
ToniaTonia Whisper: ^
lAmericanllAmericanl lAmericanl : why?
ToniaTonia Whisper: you know she's kidding right Jordain
Tonia: ?
lAmericanllAmericanl : LOL
JordainD: even if she wasnt
JordainD: i still say what i say
JordainD: z
Tonia: lml
JordainD: but never take it personal
JordainD: lol
Tonia: whats your name?
Tonia: <
lAmericanl: Im megan.
lAmericanl: Im guessing you're Tonia >
Tonia: Nichole
Tonia: :P
lAmericanl: Biggest Plot twist.
Tonia: Loll.
lAmericanl: Nice to meet you girl.
Tonia: Nice to meet you too.
Peal: lol
lAmericanl: Im just happy we're all African Americans in here.
Tonia: LMAO\
Tonia: Actually
Tonia: Im white
lAmericanl: Lord.
lAmericanl: z
Tonia: zzzzzzzz
Peal: I'm white
Tonia: zzzz
Tonia: Im whiter
lAmericanl: I feel so betrayed.
JordainD: o.0
lAmericanl: Jordain/???
Tonia: Look at my pics
Tonia: <
JordainD: hm?
Tonia: Peep how white I am
JordainDJordainD : oh race
JordainD: im mixed...
Peal: and english
Peal: LOL
PealPeal Whisper: well European but still
lAmericanl: you're African too >
lAmericanl: just like me.
Tonia: e.e
Tonia: Shit
lAmericanl: I feel better already.
Tonia: Loll.
Peal: lol
lAmericanl: I needed to reconnect with my sisters
JordainD: lawd.
lAmericanl: are we like "home girls" now?
Tonia: Lets sing Negro Sprituals
Peal: ^
lAmericanllAmericanl : African American Spirituals*
JordainDJordainD : its Negro
JordainD: z
lAmericanllAmericanl : thats not nice.
Tonia: ofc what was I thinking
JordainD: l0l
Peal: LOL
Peal: well if your black
lAmericanl: Good thing i was here at the right time.
Peal: its not really rude
JordainD: im mixed, like i said
lAmericanl: how would you know?<
Tonia: What would I do w/o you Megan
Peal: I know, wasn't really talking to you lol
lAmericanl: Ikr >
Peal: because all my friends are black
lAmericanl: omg you're like Miley cyrus white <
lAmericanl: you can't sit with us ..
JordainD: loll
JordainD: what kind of question is that !
Tonia: fliphair
Peal: alittle bit
Peal: z
lAmericanl: right?
Tonia: hmm
lAmericanl: But you're techincally black <
Peal: I get along with black people better :)
Tonia: we need at least one white friend
Peal: right>
lAmericanl: like you're black in spirit.
JordainD: @nichole
JordainD: jus like kat willaims said
Peal: exactly
JordainD: l0l
Tonia: its only right
Peal: wow, you understand haha
JordainD: but ion see race 1st, i see human...
JordainD: ~shrugs~
lAmericanl: Jordain girl, you're my idol.
JordainDJordainD : z
JordainD: @how u say shit tho
JordainDJordainD : lol
lAmericanl: so inspirational.
Tonia: I vote peal as our 1 whit friend
lAmericanl: I approve >
Tonia: z*white
Tonia: ii
Tonia: Then its setteled
lAmericanllAmericanl : we're like destiny's child now, omg
JordainD: l0l
JordainD: pf
Tonia: no
lAmericanllAmericanl : well destiny's child + Jordainn
Peal: Lol
Tonia: we're bitchier
JordainD: im not in it..
Tonia: lol
Peal: I feel priviledged
lAmericanl: totes >
Tonia: Jordain is michelle
JordainD: im jus me..
JordainD: e_e
JordainD: s
Tonia: <<
lAmericanllAmericanl : Can I still be Beyonce, I like being the center.
Tonia: loll.
Tonia: NO]
Tonia: im Beyonce
PealPeal Whisper: LOL
Tonia: you're kelly
lAmericanl: sold. I'll take it.
Tonia: you'll always be 2nd best
lAmericanl: wait, I take it back.
Tonia: too late.
lAmericanl: Can't settle for that.
Tonia: eww
ToniaTonia Whisper: do you want to be michells untanted ass?
Tonia: I think not
lAmericanllAmericanl : Can I be Kelly and have your Jayz ? >
ToniaTonia Whisper: *untalented
Tonia: no.
lAmericanl: you can't have everything, beyonce.
Tonia: He has to father blu ivy
lAmericanl: This is exactly like when we were 15.
Tonia: Im Beyonce I can have anything I want
lAmericanl: girll
JordainD: z
Tonia: we are not about to go there kelly
lAmericanl: I feel so bad for Peal, she looks so left out.
Tonia: hmm.
Tonia: wasnt there 2 other untalented girls
Tonia: she can be one of them
Tonia: Her and Jordain
lAmericanl: LMAO.
JordainD: im not in it
Tonia: loll.
lAmericanl: girl, you in it.
Tonia: hush michelle
lAmericanl: when the Queen B says u in it, girl u in it,
JordainD: no im not
Tonia: lawd
JordainD: no one controls me
JordainD: s
Tonia: IM BEYONCE
Tonia: DO
Tonia: YOU
Tonia: NOT
lAmericanl: the Black female equivilant of Jesus.
Tonia: UNDERSTAND?
Peal: LOL
lAmericanl: African American*
lAmericanl: Im so sorry.
Peal: I love how you're black>
Tonia: Kelly get me a bottle of spring water im getting overwhelmed
Peal: but my avi is darker than yours
Peal: z
JordainDJordainD : ds
JordainDJordainD : lawd
lAmericanl: tell michelle, Simon waiting on me girl >
ToniaTonia Whisper: ii
lAmericanl: My Avi's skintone does not represent who I am inside <
Tonia: MICHELLE
Tonia: fetch me some water
lAmericanl: Michelle this is exaclt the shit we cutt you off for the first time girl.
lAmericanl: exactly*
Tonia: lawd
Tonia: she'll never understand kelly
Peal: I know>
JordainD: im not in it..
JordainD: !
Peal: your avi is beaut tho
Tonia: no wonder she does gospel
lAmericanl: aw, thanks.. yours too <
Peal: :) aw
Tonia: she needs jesus
Peal: haha thanks
JordainD: wow.
lAmericanl: :*
lAmericanl: she does >
JordainD: everyone needs Jesus...
JordainD: pf
Tonia: shit idk
JordainD: smh
Tonia: i dont worry about others beneith me
lAmericanl: she's famous cuz of us and now she's being disrepectful >
Tonia: smh
lAmericanl: godd..
JordainD: ima go
lAmericanl: No waitt Michhelee
Tonia: After all i've done
JordainD: im jordain..
JordainD: poof
Tonia: she changed her name
lAmericanl: ungrateful much?>
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