talking about owl anon part 3

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #926
part 1: https://pastebin.com/DsD1gwhr
part 2: https://pastebin.com/gzWmuX9B
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owl
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And his (non-canon) son.
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Look out, he's got a gun!
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He also lives rent free
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Yeah, Owlnon is a /k/ommando.
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He also gets embarrassed by his mother at parties!
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Stella's paranoid about not getting grandkids.

Cue the inevitable Chrisposting but with Stella.
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Naaaaah
Just look at him. If that boy wasn't so concerned with his princely duties and his mental health wasn't degrading with trying to keep his family together, he'd be getting puss.
He is also a bit awkward at times but nothing he a bit of confidence won't fix.
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What happened to the swordgun thingy?
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There never was a sword gun
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Pretty sure someone asked the local drawanon about a piece with Owlanon and a swordgun, but they never got round to it.
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Anon is talking about the gunsword that was being made up for owlnon in another thread.
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Oh yeah, I forgot to do that
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To be more specific, it was an amalgamate of various designs:
A blade in the shape of that of a falchion's, with the length of a long sword and the roundel/handguard of a rapier... And I don't remember the details about the gun.
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I drew a glock bolted to a saber and ended up being pretty close.
His hair reminds me of Sandy Marton the more I look at it.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/643353474708537364/911774795685855322/SPOILER_1637449844305.png
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He's still cute and that's some pretty hair
I also believe this is the first official lewd art of Owlnon. Damn you, Doom
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>Be random Demon
>Break into Goetia Manor for goodies and expensive sht
>"Alexa, turn on the lights and play my 'Found Out' playlist."
>Red lights shine down on you
>'ram ranch' plays throughout the major

>You see pic-rel
>God looks away
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How would have Owlanon reacted if he was present during Moxxie's, Asmodeus' and Fizz's song?
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Internally cringing throughout the whole exchange between Ozzie, Fizz and Moxxie, and would be mortified when they started laying into his father.
Would've paid VERY close attention when they started singing about Blitzo, especially when Verosika joined in.

The ride home with the imp and his dad in the clown-car-sized van would've been pretty awkward.
Also, unlike his dad, he would've immediately understood that Blitzo also has some pretty serious personal shit to work through.
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>the ride home would be awkward

Definitely lol, I'm imagining Stolas at first scolding Owlnon for being there, and Owlnon just asks in return something like, "Why were you?", leading to awkward silence
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Imagine owlnon just laying into stolas about his infidelity for once
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How does Owlnon smell like?
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Girly perfume that he will claim is manly, to his last dying breath
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I noticed he's wearing a puffy shirt.
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Does Owlanon play video games?
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Owlnon plays Fromsoft games. He really likes armored core
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>Does Owlanon play video games?

if so then he should play calm games like animal crossing or minecraft since his life is just chaos
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He play RollerCoaster Tycoon. He's the only one his family to have not drowned visitors (though, Stolas did it by accident).
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>Owlanon blitzing CoD Zombies with randoms, which by chance consists of Loona, Stolas and Mayberry.
>>Cue them haphazardly sticking to the EE for (insert map here)
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Exchange stolas with verosika and you've got a better idea
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Whatever computer games your average aspie would play

Factorio, minecraft, The Elder Scrolls, every tycoon game
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So he wants damn near absolute control while having none in real life?
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>So he wants damn near absolute control while having none in real life?
That cuts deep
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>So he wants damn near absolute control while having none in real life?
your words cut deep, deeper than any blade
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Don't we all?
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>Owlnon plays the Sims
>He always makes a stand in for his own family
>except the parents love each other
>and the Sister and Brother are still close

>He usually ends his Sims session with a few tears