In Your Pants

In Your Pants
Me and you were talking last night, after watching Harry Potter,  and I said that men think with their dicks, and, well, you pointed out that if I had a dick, I'd play with it and think with it all fucking day. I laughed, thinking your argument silly and, well...male.
That got me thinking...what would it be like to have a dick, to...to be a guy, to put myself in the guy's pants, so to speak.
I think of all those cute, hot girls...and I imagine I have a cock...and, I want to fuck them...I want to pound them hard, just like you pound me with your cock, dear lover.
I think about famous fuckable girls...(giggles) I think of Emma Watson...the kind of girl anyone with a dick would want to slam to kingdom cum, and I imagine myself bending her over and aggressively putting my Slytherin in her Snitch and...mmmm...in fact, the more I think about it the more I feel you're fantasies are far too vanilla....there's so many nasty things that can be done with a cock! You know what? If I had a cock I'd ram bitches till they squealed like pigs! (Laughs)
Dear Lover, I want you to fuck me the way I would fuck me, use your cock to totally smash me, and don't hold back, show no mercy, none at all, because if I had your dick, I sure as fuck wouldn't.