Lunatic Dialogue

Captain Nix: Oh, what's the point of it all?! No members want to join us, we're here with a ship ready to go with no passengers, and we wait for a crew that will never come. I'm a failure as a captain, I'll be ruined by this!
First Mate Nikita: With all due respect maam, we've only been out here and recruiting for about five minutes.
Captain Nix: Ruined I tell you, ruined!

Urchin Daedalus: I heard a rumor that monsters are coming back! Yeah, they're saying the N.O.A.H. Foundation found an isolated population and is working on a captive breeding program to re-introduce them to the island. I tell you, those N.O.A.H. folks do good, good work...

Goodwife Hamilton: You know, they say this place is a hive of scum and villlainy, pirates coming from all around, even with a secret bar beneath the town.
Me, I don't judge, they can be as scummy and villainous as they want as long as they keep it out of our hair and keep bringing in money. Now those Nastayan soldiers on the other hand...

Skeleton In A Corner: Sorry, I'm dead. Well, un-dead. But I'm not one for small talk, so please don't bother me.

Misanthrope Lanley: Do you ever look out on days like this and ponder? Some days, don't you ever think about how you want a cyborg body to commit crimes with? No? Well, I guess we can't all be visionaries.

Drunk Ernie: Yanno, this place used to have a -hic- Swimming pool. I should -hic- know, I ran it. But nooooooo, they had to shut it down because it was “wildly unsanitary” and [hic] “filled with deadly screaming eels” . Well, if those [hic] scrublords can't stand Wacky Errnie's Pool Eelventure [hic] then they can just-- They can just-- Ah, nertz to it I forgot what I [hic] was going to say.

Street Preacher (Overheard): And lo did the twelve come from one, and madness and sin followed forth. And lo as the heavens above tell, for all the sins of this Earth, for all the hope that has been taken of them, let it not be said any other is the true enemy but the thirteen.
Observer Janet [Watching the Preacher]: I have no idea what he's talking about, but he's hot. That's the only reason I'm here.
Theologist Brad [Watching the Preacher]: Psh, this guy's theology is fringe at best. The twelve are just a piece of pseudo-historianship, let alone that “thirteen” nonsense. The free doughnuts are good though. Which is why I stay and watch.

Trendy Lady Maude: Hey, are you much for small talk? No? Well, neither am I, so why're ya trying to rope me into it?!