Rundown for May 5th, 2014

Louis CK

Allergies: Day 5, Sterling's woman and meatspin, Jim's new show, Movie talk, Abbey Rd webcam, Plane crashes at airshow, Acrobats fail, Correspondents' dinner, Apology clock update, American Idol contestant Caleb Johnson apologizes to retards, Bruins apologize for fans, Keyshawn Johnson apologizes for nothing, A drunk crackhead calls, Louis CK in studio, Season 4 talk, Directing, GQ magazine, SNL, Common core testing, Fame, Time off and writing, Random topics, Plugs to break, Louis CK praise, Roland and some 'who gives a fuck' food guest, Boring shit ensues, A crack smoking pig talks to Louie, Mornin' b-b-b-boys!

Post-Show: To celebrate Cinco de Mayo, Sam is beheaded by a Mexican drug cartel

Louis CK: http://www.cityoffilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Louis-CK.jpg
Abbey Rd Webcam: http://www.abbeyroad.com/crossing
Airshow Crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXUbA2JemjA
Ringling Bros Accident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6466lfX9dvE
Joel McHale at WHCD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idrrdgjETxY
Obama at WHCD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HFLwotYfl0
Caleb Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0kaS90CBqA
Jordin Sparks Mermaid: https://playrific.com/images/media/mermaid1jordinbluemermaid.jpg
Louie on GQ: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1752666/thumbs/o-LOUIS-CK-GQ-570.jpg
Stephen Starr: http://www.metro.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/PHL_StarrRail.jpg