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Ishitsumugi no Shou 11-4N

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  3. Ishitsumugi no Shou 11-4N
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  5. [Elementary school - courtyard]
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  7. Suz: T-Today I'm here to teach you little friends about how to evacuate...
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  9. Kar: Wait... She's all stiff and tense. Is this okay...?
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  11. Meb: Inubouzaki-san, are you sure about this? Making Suzume give the elementary schoolers a lecture on her own?
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  13. Fuu: Yeah. I'm confident in my judgement. Probably.
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  15. Tam: Suzume, raise your voice and do it!
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  17. Suz: Got it! F-First of all, when the emergency bell rings, pull out an industrial-grade, super high-performance mask out of your bag!
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  19. Shi: Industrial-grade...?
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  21. Suz: In an emergency the air might be filled with smoke, dust, poison gases and who knows what else, so you need at least that!
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  23. Suz: Also, make sure to keep a can of oxygen on you. You can buy them with your allowance!
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  25. Gin: R-Really...?
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  27. Suz: And advance by crawling! That stands for fires and any other kind of disaster!
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  29. Sum: W-Why...?
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  31. Suz: Smoke rises upwards, everyone knows that! But crawling is also useful when the building is collapsing and debris falls!
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  33. Suz: You're more likely to survive in the gaps between the falling debris and it's easier to find a way out that way!
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  35. Sek: I see... She does kind of make sense.
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  37. Suz: Eh? You don't know what it means to advance by crawling? It's like this! *rustle*
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  39. Elementary schoolers: Ahahaha!
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  41. Suz: Alright, no loud voices! Only raise your voice when you feel your life is in danger!
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  43. Its: I feel like Suzume-san yells all the time, though...
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  45. Suz: If you miss the sound of the rescuers because of your yelling, you'll end up isolated and die without anyone finding you!
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  47. Elementary schoolers: Eeeh!?
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  49. Suz: What, you think you're going to be fine? Wrong! People die really easily!
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  51. Elementary schoolers: Eek!
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  53. Suz: Poisonous gases. Or you could get squashed under a falling ceiling. Or carelessly run and fall off. Death is always right next to you!
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  55. Mit: *gulp* What a fervent speech...
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  57. Suz: I don't want to die, so I'm always prepared and thinking of the best way to escape!
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  59. Suz: I'm scared of wounds too. Burns. Fractures, obviously. Scrapes and cuts too, they lead to tetanus and that's death!
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  61. Anz: Eeeh...
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  63. Suz: If you don't take evacuation seriously, you'll die while struggling in agony! Do you want that!?
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  65. Elementary schoolers: *sob* N-No, we don't!
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  67. Suz: Then make a habit of preparing, and suck up to people you can rely on with all your might!
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  69. Suz: So that they protect your life when the worst comes to the worst! That's how you survive!
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  71. Elementary schoolers: *sob* *sob* *sob*
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  73. Yuu: Waah... Our little friends look like they're about to cry.
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  75. Kar: You scared them way too much!
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  77. Suz: But this is how I've survived until now! I'm speaking from experience!
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  79. Fuu: My judgement... was wrong. Kids, I'm so sorry...
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