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  1. [11/23 5:15] TormenT@_TormenT_ has acquired a Temporal Science Vessel!
  2. [11/23 5:23] Razka@darmok2368: GET OFF THE F<UC;K!NG Table
  3. [11/23 5:24] Turir@The-Borg has acquired a Temporal Science Vessel!
  4. [11/23 5:24] Addi of Borg@trekkiequeen: i like tables
  5. [11/23 5:24] Addi of Borg@trekkiequeen: hahaha ... you have a dental academy? lololol
  6. [11/23 5:25] Addi of Borg@trekkiequeen: do you test them to see how annoying they are before you allow them to your main retarded fleet?
  7. [11/23 5:25] Kayla@younghustler: [Tell] Razka@darmok2368: Die
  8. [11/23 5:25] Kayla@younghustler: someone mad?
  9. [11/23 5:25] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: well thats just uncalled for Razka
  10. [11/23 5:25] Kayla@younghustler: [Tell] Razka@darmok2368: You actually look like a slut
  11. [11/23 5:26] Kayla@younghustler: :O that hurt my feelings bro
  12. [11/23 5:26] Kayla@younghustler: is this better?
  13. [11/23 5:26] Butts@wat: oh snap
  14. [11/23 5:26] Addi of Borg@trekkiequeen: lol
  15. [11/23 5:26] Butts@wat: if you want to look like a slut, just wear orion clothes
  16. [11/23 5:27] Butts@wat: or get super expensive ferengi hooker pants
  17. [11/23 5:29] Jonathan@jonthejew has acquired a Temporal Science Vessel!
  18. [11/23 5:29] TormenT@_TormenT_ has acquired a Temporal Science Vessel!
  19. [11/23 5:33] Butts@wat: HAHAH THE FAIL BRIGADE IS HERE
  20. [11/23 5:33] Butts@wat: CHARLY AND BLACKWOLF
  21. [11/23 5:34] Butts@wat: HOWS YOUR ERP SESSION?
  22. [11/23 5:34] Butts@wat: wow charly did you modify your generic character?
  23. [11/23 5:34] Butts@wat: it looks less stupid
  24. [11/23 5:34] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: hey why dont you back off bub
  25.  
  26. [11/23 5:34] Butts@wat: oh i scared off your potential date
  27. [11/23 5:34] Butts@wat: shes a cool person
  28. [11/23 5:34] Butts@wat: we are e-pals
  29. [11/23 5:35] Charly Renolds@dragoons2: bye butts..lovin time buddy..have fun trollin
  30. [11/23 5:36] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: really is this the best you guys can do?
  31. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: Do the safety dance!
  32. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: are you a vampire?
  33. [11/23 5:36] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: [1:35] [Tell] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: hey retard back off
  34. [11/23 5:36] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: obviously getting upset
  35. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: bk,y s
  36. [11/23 5:36] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: yeah your a retard
  37. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: hoily shit butch
  38. [11/23 5:36] Kayla@younghustler: why you getting mad?
  39. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: that must be traumatizing
  40. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: BLACKWOLF YOU SAY YOURE SORRY
  41. [11/23 5:36] Butts@wat: RIGHT NOW
  42. [11/23 5:37] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: you're calling me a retard and you can't even use the correct you're in your sentence
  43. [11/23 5:37] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: im not mad
  44. [11/23 5:37] Butts@wat: you sound mad
  45. [11/23 5:37] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: you guys are truly losers if this is how you spend your time
  46. [11/23 5:37] Butts@wat: were you here yesterday blackwolf?
  47. [11/23 5:37] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: says the guy who role plays and tries to pick up virtual green women
  48. [11/23 5:37] Butts@wat: because i was 300 miles away HAVING SO MUCH FUN
  49. [11/23 5:37] Viara@cakuzma: bye
  50. [11/23 5:37] Butts@wat: drinking, shooting guns, hell yes
  51. [11/23 5:38] Butts@wat: AMERICA
  52. [11/23 5:38] Butts@wat: although lead bullets are illegal now, they are sure as hell fun
  53. [11/23 5:39] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: you all can kiss my ass
  54. [11/23 5:39] Butts@wat: do you wear balck because you are misunderstood?
  55. [11/23 5:39] Butts@wat: does it show how dark your heart is?
  56. [11/23 5:40] Nora@rpfol: wow can i join the orgy lol hahaha
  57. [11/23 5:40] Delphine@Balckmage: ofc
  58. [11/23 5:40] Butts@wat: you bet!
  59. [11/23 5:40] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: its not an orgy, its an intervention
  60. [11/23 5:40] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: an intervention of LOVE
  61. [11/23 5:40] Nora@rpfol: a what?
  62. [11/23 5:40] Nora@rpfol: lol
  63. [11/23 5:40] Kayla@younghustler: i dunno, i think i feel something
  64. [11/23 5:40] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: in this case, HAIRY MAN LOVE
  65. [11/23 5:40] Nora@rpfol: Hell yeah i suck toes!!!!
  66. [11/23 5:41] Butts@wat: woah
  67. [11/23 5:41] Nora@rpfol: lol
  68. [11/23 5:41] Butts@wat: thats extreme
  69. [11/23 5:41] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: we dont do orions around here you see
  70. [11/23 5:41] Ieili@spock252: lol
  71. [11/23 5:41] Nora@rpfol: well to ech there own lol
  72. [11/23 5:41] Nora@rpfol: each*
  73. [11/23 5:41] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: unless they are MANLY orions of course, like my good chums Porkus, Cowboy and Manwich
  74. [11/23 5:41] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: so you all stick stuff up each others butt
  75. [11/23 5:42] Butts@wat: cowboy has been featured in the famous movie Hardcore Gornography
  76. [11/23 5:42] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: its a good film that
  77. [11/23 5:42] Delphine@Balckmage: Other people's butts too
  78. [11/23 5:42] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: does the thought of such things make you feel worried blackfang?
  79. [11/23 5:42] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: or maybe it interests you?
  80. [11/23 5:42] Butts@wat: there is only one butts
  81. [11/23 5:43] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: no but it lets me know that dental is nothing but a bunch of fudge packers
  82. [11/23 5:43] Butts@wat: YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE?
  83. [11/23 5:43] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: whats wrong blackwolf? afraid youll catch the gay?
  84. [11/23 5:43] Butts@wat: HEY MAN THAT IS SHADY AS HELL
  85. [11/23 5:43] blackwolf@cj_lonewolf: from you guys i think its aids
  86. [11/23 5:43] Butts@wat: WOW DUDE
  87. [11/23 5:43] Butts@wat: FIRST HOMOSEXUALS, THEN AIDS
  88. [11/23 5:44] Butts@wat: YOU MUST BE ONE OF THOSE LUTHERANS
  89. [11/23 5:44] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: i suppose if you had your way youd have us all rounded up into camps and killed eh blackwolf?
  90. [11/23 5:44] Flax@cakeofcheese: hey guy
  91. [11/23 5:45] Butts@wat: im guessing if i looked like a woman with a goatee, id probably hate men too
  92. [11/23 5:45] Butts@wat: blackwolf, do you pluck your eyebrows?
  93. [11/23 5:45] Nora@rpfol: ?
  94. [11/23 5:46] Flax@cakeofcheese: oh dear
  95. [11/23 5:46] Gorn Guy God@younghustler: rawr
  96. [11/23 5:46] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: another homophobe is sent scurrying away
  97. [11/23 5:46] Nariana@connerkenway12: \
  98. [11/23 5:47] Gorn Guy God@younghustler: no STDs on my bar
  99. [11/23 5:47] Nora@rpfol: then you should get off of it
  100. [11/23 5:47] Nora@rpfol: lol
  101. [11/23 5:48] Butts@wat: why get off a bar when you can get off a real woman
  102. [11/23 5:48] Butts@wat: hop off my table, fool
  103. [11/23 5:48] Butch Driveshaft@ludikro: you could get a real std too!
  104. [11/23 5:49] Flax@cakeofcheese: shutup mr. hardbody
  105. [11/23 5:50] Flax@cakeofcheese: me get more fud
  106. [11/23 5:50] Butts@wat: HEY CANCER VICTIM
  107. [11/23 5:50] Butts@wat: LOOKIN FINE
  108. [11/23 5:51] Butts@wat: THINGS ARE LOOKING UP
  109. [11/23 5:51] Butts@wat: DEFINITELY NOT YOUR CANCER
  110.  
  111. [11/23 6:01] [Tell] Ieili@spock252: I must tell you.... I thoroughly enjoy your bio.
  112.  
  113. [11/23 6:38] You have been marked as away from the keyboard (idle for too long).
  114. [11/23 6:42] Yoshika@alpha153: hi u all
  115. [11/23 6:43] Yoshika@alpha153: hi u all
  116. [11/23 6:43] Yoshika@alpha153: what r u all up to
  117. [11/23 6:43] Yoshika@alpha153: so gen
  118. [11/23 6:43] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: hmmmm...
  119. [11/23 6:43] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Yes
  120. [11/23 6:44] Yoshika@alpha153: how have u been
  121. [11/23 6:44] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Ive been good you
  122. [11/23 6:45] Yoshika@alpha153: ive been ok
  123. [11/23 6:45] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: That is good
  124. [11/23 6:45] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: hmmm... me got idea
  125. [11/23 6:45] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: lol
  126. [11/23 6:46] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Ah damnit
  127. [11/23 6:46] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: brb
  128. [11/23 6:46] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: wait nvm
  129. [11/23 6:47] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: I love foundry
  130. [11/23 6:48] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Sybock!
  131. [11/23 6:49] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: ITs a jester
  132. [11/23 6:54] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Ok i gtg
  133. [11/23 6:55] General Divok@fashthemightyalt: Peace out all
  134. [11/23 6:56] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: thanks Buzz! *drinks the [Blood Wine]
  135. [11/23 6:56] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: General Divok
  136. [11/23 6:56] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: I saw youre a friend of sy's would you like a bloodwine before you go?
  137.  
  138. [11/23 6:57] Thorne@tarmangani: I see Dental has arrived to once more prove why they have no friends
  139.  
  140. [11/23 6:57] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: If he dont want it Ill take it LOL
  141. [11/23 6:57] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: haha
  142. [11/23 6:57] Kalis@democjones: or me
  143. [11/23 6:57] Kalis@democjones: I can take it too
  144. [11/23 6:58] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: agree
  145.  
  146. [11/23 6:59] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: starfleet dental disrespect sto same as tbwgamming.com disrespect me
  147.  
  148. [11/23 7:00] Kalis@democjones: *downs the bloodswine* oh yeah, that hit's the spot
  149. [11/23 7:01] Kalis@democjones: are you sure you want to go through this?
  150. [11/23 7:01] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: chuckles,i any bloke ever sure about it?
  151. [11/23 7:02] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: I was. One look at Celesse and I was lost
  152. [11/23 7:02] Kalis@democjones: well, congrats, since I've been here, i've seen guys try to pick up on her. wish nothing but the best for you both
  153. [11/23 7:02] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: thanks man
  154. [11/23 7:03] Friggs Narto@friggsnarto: As are most cartoons based of comicbooks.
  155. [11/23 7:03] Kalis@democjones: brb
  156.  
  157. [11/23 7:03] [Zone] Butts@wat: OH GOD IS THAT A BLEACHED ANDORIAN
  158. [11/23 7:04] [Zone] Butts@wat: andorian/bajorian
  159. [11/23 7:04] [Zone] Butts@wat: banjorian
  160. [11/23 7:05] [Zone] Butts@wat: buzz corey is with sybock prime...
  161. [11/23 7:05] [Zone] Butts@wat: dude youve been dating a guy
  162.  
  163. [11/23 7:05] Kalis@democjones: yeah, your point?
  164. [11/23 7:05] Kalis@democjones: we are her friends i Real pal
  165.  
  166. [11/23 7:06] [Zone #1] Lunah@younghustler: you see where virtual dating gets you?
  167.  
  168. [11/23 7:06] Kalis@democjones: *in
  169. [11/23 7:06] Butts@wat: FRIENDS IN REAL PAL
  170. [11/23 7:06] Kalis@democjones: so we know who Sy is
  171. [11/23 7:06] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: Man, even if that was true it wouldnt matter to me
  172. [11/23 7:06] Butts@wat: oh alright
  173. [11/23 7:06] Butts@wat: just sayin sybock is a guy
  174. [11/23 7:06] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: Dude you have been seriously misinformed
  175. [11/23 7:06] Butts@wat: you sure?
  176. [11/23 7:07] Butts@wat: im pretty sure sybock is adude
  177. [11/23 7:07] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: shes actually a fairly cute short redhead
  178. [11/23 7:07] Kalis@democjones: like i said we're freinds in Real life
  179. [11/23 7:07] Butts@wat: short redhead, fairly cute
  180. [11/23 7:07] Butts@wat: so shes fat?
  181. [11/23 7:07] Kalis@democjones: yeah
  182. [11/23 7:07] Kalis@democjones: hey i like curves
  183. [11/23 7:07] Butts@wat: obesity is a crime
  184. [11/23 7:07] Kalis@democjones: Why are we even talking to this guy
  185. [11/23 7:07] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: hands off buddy *chuckles
  186. [11/23 7:08] Butts@wat: because sybock prime is totally a guy. a fat man
  187. [11/23 7:08] Kalis@democjones: what is his point anyway?
  188. [11/23 7:08] Butts@wat: his man [parts are under all that fat
  189. [11/23 7:08] Butts@wat: not only fat, but a red head
  190. [11/23 7:08] Kalis@democjones: uh huh... and so are you
  191. [11/23 7:08] Butts@wat: red heads have really pale skin
  192. [11/23 7:08] Butts@wat: and are more prone to skin cancer
  193. [11/23 7:09] Kalis@democjones: hey, Sy has been my friend for years and i can say, she is a lot better person than you
  194. [11/23 7:09] Butts@wat: also your fleet name "independant" is spelled wrong
  195. [11/23 7:09] Butts@wat: im sure you mean independent
  196. [11/23 7:10] Kalis@democjones: oh cry me a river boo hoo
  197. [11/23 7:10] Butts@wat: lets see, i didnt even know sybock, cept he kept trying to troll me
  198. [11/23 7:10] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: *shrugs* doesn't matter, it makes my woman happy Ill leave it how it is
  199. [11/23 7:10] Butts@wat: so im guessing he is just jealous that im much more popular than him
  200. [11/23 7:11] Kalis@democjones: cept is that even a word, that is half a word
  201. [11/23 7:11] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: dude, Im telling you, sy is actually a woman in real, shes a short cute redhead
  202. [11/23 7:11] Friggs Narto@friggsnarto: In fact the group is called: Genshiken: The society for the study of modern visual culture.
  203. [11/23 7:11] Kalis@democjones: don't bother, brick fucking walls
  204. [11/23 7:11] Roland@manzillo: Modern what now?
  205. [11/23 7:11] Roland@manzillo: is that the direct translation of that word?
  206. [11/23 7:11] Butts@wat: short, cute, fat red head
  207. [11/23 7:12] Butts@wat: is she like big bertha or something?
  208.  
  209. [11/23 7:12] [Zone] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: Hey Butts Your GF Jess@mangas67 is baging for your love go marry her
  210.  
  211. [11/23 7:12] Kalis@democjones: ans your fat too Butts
  212. [11/23 7:12] Kalis@democjones: *and
  213. [11/23 7:12] Butts@wat: im clearly not fat
  214. [11/23 7:12] Butts@wat: im tall, dark, and handsome
  215. [11/23 7:12] Kalis@democjones: that is what they all say
  216. [11/23 7:12] Kalis@democjones: must be short because clearly making up for height
  217. [11/23 7:12] Kalis@democjones: with his toon
  218.  
  219. [11/23 7:13] [Zone #1] Lunah@younghustler: HEY IVEY, your dad called, he wants you to grow some balls
  220.  
  221. [11/23 7:13] Butts@wat: i wish i was short
  222. [11/23 7:13] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: Man what is your problem? you cant even let someone enjoy a good brew in peace before getting married?
  223. [11/23 7:13] Butts@wat: its tough being long
  224. [11/23 7:13] Kalis@democjones: and skinney because he does not want to feel like he is over weight
  225. [11/23 7:13] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: come on guys, Ive got far better ways to waste my last night of freedom
  226. [11/23 7:13] Butts@wat: oh god are you implying you are getting married online?
  227. [11/23 7:13] Kalis@democjones: and clearly not handsome
  228. [11/23 7:13] Justin MacGreggor@herjustinius: yeah, let's go Kalis
  229. [11/23 7:13] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: well we did just wed in real life
  230.  
  231. [11/23 7:14] [Zone] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: Butts is agains Marage
  232. [11/23 7:14] [Zone] Poison Ivey@WraithRaptor: *against*
  233.  
  234. [11/23 7:14] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: seems fun to let our characters do it too. she wanted it, she gets it
  235. [11/23 7:14] Butts@wat: so youre spending it online instead of in real life?
  236. [11/23 7:14] Butts@wat: thats ... depressing
  237. [11/23 7:14] Kalis@democjones: yeah, this guys is really the opposite of real
  238. [11/23 7:14] Butts@wat: :(
  239. [11/23 7:14] Buzz Corey@buzzcorey: have a good night everyone
  240. [11/23 7:14] Roland@manzillo: wait a minute...
  241. [11/23 7:14] Butts@wat: you got married in real life, and now youre spending your marriage online
  242. [11/23 7:14] Roland@manzillo: this is the same person you described as "fairly cute"?
  243. [11/23 7:14] Kalis@democjones: short, fat, and zits too
  244. [11/23 7:14] Butts@wat: if that isnt a lie, then i dont know what is
  245. [11/23 7:14] Roland@manzillo: that you married in RL I mean?
  246. [11/23 7:15] Butts@wat: i wish i was ugly, hard being so attractive
  247. [11/23 7:15] Butts@wat: thats why i made butts so ugly
  248. [11/23 7:15] Roland@manzillo: I'm not passing judgement, I'm just curious
  249. [11/23 7:15] J'Secona@dao101: o.0 hmmm yeah right
  250. [11/23 7:15] Roland@manzillo: Trying to follow the conversation
  251. [11/23 7:15] Kalis@democjones: then if you are so handsome, why are you in here and not getting laid with a real woman?
  252. [11/23 7:15] Butts@wat: no worries manzillo, this one giuy got married to this dude sybock prime
  253. [11/23 7:15] Kalis@democjones: ask yourself that
  254. [11/23 7:15] Butts@wat: in real life supposedly
  255. [11/23 7:15] Butts@wat: and is spending it here with an e-drink
  256. [11/23 7:15] Butts@wat: with his e-pals
  257. [11/23 7:16] Kalis@democjones: yeah, don;t belive wverything you hear pal
  258. [11/23 7:16] Roland@manzillo: okay, but it's the same person he described as "fairly cute"?
  259. [11/23 7:16] Kalis@democjones: *everything
  260. [11/23 7:16] Butts@wat: yes
  261. [11/23 7:16] Roland@manzillo: hmmm
  262. [11/23 7:16] Butts@wat: short, fat, red head
  263. [11/23 7:16] Kalis@democjones: see all trust nothing
  264. [11/23 7:16] Kalis@democjones: you are nothing but sheep
  265. [11/23 7:16] Roland@manzillo: If I were to refer to my girlfriend as "fairly cute", I'd be spending the night on the couch
  266. [11/23 7:16] Butts@wat: youre an andorian, i dont like andorians
  267. [11/23 7:16] Kalis@democjones: Bah bah bah
  268. [11/23 7:16] Butts@wat: roland knows what hes talking about
  269. [11/23 7:16] Kalis@democjones: Bah Bah Sheep
  270. [11/23 7:17] Butts@wat: andorian thinks he is sheep
  271. [11/23 7:17] Kalis@democjones: sheep sheep sheep
  272. [11/23 7:17] Butts@wat: kalis, how about you GOAT away
  273. [11/23 7:17] Kalis@democjones: you're the sheep because you believe everything you read
  274. [11/23 7:17] Kalis@democjones: you have a brain, use it more
  275. [11/23 7:17] Butts@wat: does a sheep really believe anything?
  276. [11/23 7:17] Roland@manzillo: I guess we'll never know
  277. [11/23 7:18] Butts@wat: that was his clever line, he left before i could respond :(
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