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- from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #173
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- >Deciding to be more prepared for tonight, you go to the store to buy more incense
- >Bad news for you, someone on an alternative medicine blog claimed that incense can heal ones spiritual energy
- >So all of the bored housewives named Karen, your town has an oddly large amount of them, bought all of the incense the store had
- "What do you mean you're all out?!"
- >"Dude. We're out. Just order some online."
- "I can't wait that long! I quite literally do not have the time for that!"
- >"What's your problem?"
- "The princess of hell wants to take me to hell!"
- >The store clerk gives you a confused stare
- >"Can I buy whatever you're using?"
- "Fucking!"
- >You angrily make your way back home
- >You only have so much incense left, maybe enough to last you half the night
- "Fuuuuuuuuck!!"
- >Salt is practically useless, all it is is just a minor inconvenience to her
- >You have plenty of time to look up possible ways to save your ass before nightfall
- >Or you would if you weren't dead tired
- >Staying up all night avoiding eternal damnation would tire anyone out
- "Just a quick nap..."
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- >You snap back to the waking world
- >You look out a window to see the setting sun
- >You scramble over to your computer amd start doing more research on demons
- >Demons make deals, but in a monkey's paw way
- >So if worst comes to worst you can make a deal with Charlie
- >You'll have to be very careful with the wording though
- >You don't want to accidentally sell your soul to her
- >That would be stupid
- >You set up your remaining incense, ready to light the first one once Charlie comes
- >It's been three hours and still no sign of her
- >Midnight, nothing
- >Three in the morning, two cats are either fighting or fucking outside
- "Maybe she won't try tonight..."
- >"How optimistic of you Anonymous."
- >You nearly jump out of your skin and run away from Charlie
- >She somehow snuck up behind you
- "How did you get in?!"
- >"I opened the portal outside and snuck in."
- >Okay so the cats weren't fighting or fucking, Charlie scared the shit out of them
- >You reach to light the incense but your hand is empty
- >So are your pockets
- >Looking up, you see Charlie holding the cheap gas station lighter you bought
- >"So more of that wretched incense I'm afraid."
- >Charlie smirks and starts to approach you
- >Internally screaming you blurt out your trump card
- "I WANNA MAKE A DEAL!"
- >Charlie stops amd stares at you
- >"A deal?"
- "Yes! Demons make deals right?! Let's make one!"
- >Charlie stares at you and then gives a small smile
- >"Alright."
- "You leave me alone and you can take anything you want from me!"
- >Charlie's smile is now full of teeth
- >"Anything? Okay, we hanve a deal."
- >She extends her hand to you for a hand shake, eldritch light emanating from it
- >You nervously reach for her hand
- >A moment too late you realize your mistake
- >She can have ANYTHING she wants from you, and you never specified how long she has to leave you alone for
- >Your hands meet
- >The deal is made.
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- More yandere charlie!... And my first attempt at l-lwdness. Also fixed the fk up
- >Charlie smiles victoriously as your hands shake
- >You look at her with horror, knowing you screwed yourself over
- >Charlie pulls you over to her, holding you against your body
- >"I choose you, my little summoner."
- >You start panicking and try to escape her hold
- >She leans in towards you
- 'Oh god oh fk is she going to bite me?!'
- >She cuts off your panicked thoughts by one action
- >She's kissing you
- >Your jaw slacks in surprise, and she takes this as you returning her feelings
- >Or so you think, judging by her practically shoving her tongue down your throat
- >This would have been hot if you weren't mind shatteringly afraid
- >Charlie's eyes snap open and she breaks the kiss
- >There's a bridge of saliva between the both if your mouths
- >She's looking down
- "W-what are you looking at?!"
- >You look down as well
- "Oh god fking damnit..."
- >You had a fear boner
- >Charlie giggles and looks at your face
- >"You look adorable when you blush."
- "F-fk you!"
- >"Later Anonymous."
- >She gives you a peck on the cheek and lets you go
- >"Pack your things my little summoner, I'll be back for you in an hour."
- >She walks into the portal, it doesn't close
- >You decide fk that and run to your car keys
- >They're gone
- >You look back to the portal
- >Charlie's swinging them around on a finger
- >"Remember, one hour."
- There we go
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- >Charlie brings home a new anon
- >The anons welcome their new brother
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- One more before bed
- >You run to your front door and pull it open
- >You try to rush out the door but slam into an invisible barrier
- >It makes the same sound the salt line one did when Charlie bumped into it
- "No no no..."
- >You try every exit in the house
- >None allow you to leave
- >You slowly make your way to the kitchen and get yourself a glass of water
- >You think to yourself as you try to keep calm and stay hydrated
- >You are fked.
- >There is no other way to put it.
- >You can't run
- >You can't over power her
- >You can't even summon another demon, that'll probably get you another stalker
- >You finish your glass and go to your room
- >You look at all your belongings
- >Then you look at a picture of your family
- >You see your mom, dad and two brothers
- >You're the middle child, always overlooked
- >You're never going to see them again.
- >How long would it be before someone realizes you're gone?
- >You don't have any friends
- >No one calls you
- >The closest thing to social interaction you do is shtposting in a Mongolian basket weaving forum
- >You spend the rest if your time on earth contemplating where your life went wrong
- >It was summoning the princess of hell for gits and shggles.
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