South Park script sketch 2

>Cartman's house. He's sitting in bed reading comic books about Suctioncup Man.
Hehehe "fuck you I'm Suctioncup man" what a dick.
>He flips the page
Yeah of course the idiot in a suit dies first, what a retard.
>A light flashes through the window.
What-what? what was that?
>He opens the window and looks outside.
>moment of silence and Eric's cat screeches out from having sex.
Dumb cats. Huh, what the hell?
>the cat shapeshifts into an alien.
Ohh my god.
>Suddenly Manbearpig appears!! and starts fighting the alien.
Oohhh!!
>the alien shapeshifts into a Yeti and thrashes and throws Manbearpig off the hill.
>Eric watches in awe.
Oh oh god... he grabs the phone
*Guys!! you're not gonna believes this, you guys!!
What, dude?

>Sweet.

It's night time at Heidi's house
>We see Heidi in bed and her father gives her some cough syrup.
>Mmm strawberries
>No temperature yet, but you better stay in bed tommorow.
>Mr Turner goes out the door.
>Thanks, dad. I love you, goodnight.
>Cartman calls
>Heidi picks up the brick 2002s phone and answers.
Hey asshole, what you up to?
Whoah, what happened to your voice dude?
I have a sore throat, what do you think?
Anyway dude get your ass up the Colorado rocky peak. I'm calling the rest of the south park kids. Ready for the meteor shower?
(What do you mean? I always had this voice since you dressed up Butters as a girl and you made him sneak in at my birthday party.)
Stan I'm not getting out of bed for..
I'm bringing the pie and Kyle is bringing the chocolate. I'll throw in a couple more ladybug stickers just for you.
Manipulating me with ladybugs, you dick.
Hey not my problem you're were born a wuss, dude.

>All the kids in South Park go through the windows, climb down their improvised ropes and staircases.
>Butters asks for permission to go out at night to search for aliens. His half-asleep dad says "yeah whatever, just don't eat them after midnight"
>Kenny gets ready to leave before he see's his sister drop her teddy bear. She mumbles in her sleep. She puts it back in her arms and kisses her cheek then mumbles something.
>Every kid in South Park gathers up to see the meteor shower
Hey Stan, hey Wendy.
Hey Kyle.