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- BeepBeepBeep!
- >Your eyes snapped open as your alarm went off
- >There was a groan next to you
- >You ignored it, gently pushing off a pair of hooves and sitting up
- >It was 5:30
- >Time to start the day
- >With a quick shower, a shave, and after brushing your teeth you were in the kitchen by 5:45
- >The girls would be up by 6
- >The other girls would be in by 7
- >That meant you needed to have breakfast ready; all made from scratch
- >Dough--made from the night before-- was kneaded and tossed into the oven
- >You made pancakes, waffles, and hay bacon
- >Not as much as the girls would have liked, but enough that they'd choke down the pinecones and grass you got ready as well
- >Before you came, their diet had been a mess
- >Nothing but hay burgers, greasy fries, and carrots
- >To be fair, everything was a mess
- >The house
- >Their sleep schedules
- >Their appearances
- >You understood why
- >They were nurses, and even back home anyone in the medical profession treated themselves like shit
- >It took a bit of elbow grease at first
- >The girls did resist, they complained, and even bitched, but you had this house running like a well oiled machine
- >At 5:55 you heard another alarm go off
- >This was followed by loud groans
- >A few minutes later, Coldheart and Bonesaw made their way into the kitchen
- >Bonesaw--who had just spent 20 hours helping with a surgery--already had her nurses cap on and her lunchbox
- >Her eyes weren't even open
- "The lunch box is empty and you don't have work today, Bone," you said, taking the box and her cap. "Go back to bed."
- >She didn't say anything, walking over to the table and grabbing a mouthful of haybacon before making her way back upstairs as Tender sat down
- >Her mane and coat were a mess, and she had bags under her eyes, like she always did when waking up
- >"Mornin'" she mumbled
- >You heaped food onto her plate before giving her cheek a kiss
- >Tender liked her applesauce
- >You gave her a small glass of that and a bigger glass of water
- >She mumbled a thank you and started eating
- >The second she was done eating you had her on a high stool, brushing her coat, mane, and tail
- >Every once in a while she'd start snoring, but a quick flick of the ear had her back awake
- >You put her mane in a ponytail, packed her lunch, placed her cap on her head and gave her a pat on the rump as she left for the morning shift
- >The second she was gone, you started making scrambled eyes
- >Most ponies hated anything with meat in it, but protein was good for their coats and teeth
- >You girls understood this, but it was a major pain getting them to eat anything
- >Tender hated them so much you just started hiding eggs in her sandwiches and pudding
- >How she hadn't noticed by now was beyond you, but it worked and you weren't going to question a good thing
- >At 7:00, your bread was done
- >You took that out and put it on a rack, helping yourself to food that you could actually eat
- >Pony biology was tricky when it came to their food
- >They actually needed sugar
- >Like a lot of sugar
- >A stupid amount if you were being honest
- >Everything they ate needed some form of sugar in it
- >The zap apple jam the Apples made had so much of the stuff it would put a full grown human in shock
- >When you had first come here, ponies were freaked out with just how little sugar you ate
- >A lot of their food was inedible actually, but you and the few other humans that found yourselves here made due
- >They also couldn't eat potatoes, and you needed a license to buy a tomato because just a seed could put a pony in the horsepital
- >Except Princess Cadence
- >That mare could somehow eat it, and loved pizza so much that some lucky guy was her "personal peetzer chef"
- >At 7:15 the girls from the nightshift stepped onto your front porch
- >You opened the door
- >Redheart and Coldheart gave you good mornings as they walked inside and made their way toward the bathroom
- >A horsepital had the same level of cleanliness as a cesspit, so you made the girls shower and brush your teeth before they did anything after coming home
- >You didn't want them bringing anything home with them
- >You had special soap and toothpaste and everything too
- >At 7:30 they were out and eating
- >You sat with them, listening to Redheart complaining about some of the doctors
- >Apparently they almost killed some poor colt when they tried giving him the wrong dosage of some such drug
- >You nodded and made the appropriate sounds as the mares finished their meals
- >You put both to bed
- >By 8 you were cleaning the kitchen
- >It took awhile, you had a big kitchen, but by 9 you were out and about
- >You needed to go to the market and get some things
- >After that, you wanted to go to the gym for a few hours
- >When you got back from that, you needed to make lunch
- >Then there was cleaning the whole house, then dinner
- >Then you had to sent some of the girls to night shift and get the others ready for bed
- >Somewhere between all of that you needed to go get some clothing made from Rarity
- >You could understand why so pony stallions said that a herd was a full time job
- >You had to balance so much shit
- >Once, you had left for a few days to see your folks back home
- >When you came back the house was a mess and the girls were taking turns headbutting each other
- >Actually slamming their heads together
- >They insisted it was to show who was the most dominant
- >Now you knew why some colts got so huffy
- ~_~_~_~_~_~_
- >Be Nurse Redheart
- >Your stallion Anon was sick
- >He had been so for a few days
- >Nothing serious, just a spring cold
- >You and the girls put him to bed with some medicine, saying that you'd have the housework well in hoof
- >That was a mistake
- >A coughing, pale human had argued with the four of you for an hour straight
- >You weren't to touch a broom or mop
- >You weren't to dust
- >And Celestia above you weren't to step a hoof into the kitchen
- >At first, you thought he didn't want you doing any of this out of the kindness of his heart
- >They were his duties, and you all already did so much with work
- >But not
- >From what you and the girls gathered, he didn't think you could do something as simple as cooking and cleaning
- >You were nurses for Luna's sake!
- >Educated mares
- >You had a bucking masters degree
- >You were pretty sure you could mop a floor
- >Unfortunately, Anon wasn't hearing any of it, and none of you could lick your own clits, so chores were off the table
- >He told you to order out to eat before passing out
- >You all promised you would, but you were all a bit huffy at how little he thought of you
- >You'd show him
- >When he woke up he'd have a grand dinner waiting for him!
- >Then he'd give you all a little more credit!
- >That was here you, Bonesaw, Coldheart, and Tenderheart found yourselves
- >In the kitchen, standing around the kitchen counter
- >There was half loaf of bread, some lettuce, and carrots
- >You'd start small
- >First some sandwiches for lunch then a grand feast
- >...Hopefully
- >You had your snouts resting on the table--Anon couldn't yell at you for doing that since he was asleep-- staring at the food
- >None of you moved
- >You were pretty positive Tenderheart hadn't breathed since placing a knife on the counter
- >You took a deep breath
- >As alpha it was time to mare up!
- >Lead the girls!
- "Bonesaw, you do it."
- >"What?!" the mare shouted, only to get shushed by the rest of you.
- >She flinched, looking up towards the ceiling
- "Why the hay do I have to do it?"
- >"You're the surgeon," Coldheart said, waving a hoof at the knife.
- >"Surgery and sandwich making are two totally different things!" the unicorn said with a huff. "Why don't you do it, Red?"
- >She used her magic to float the bread and knife towards you
- >Your ears perked up as she sat everything down
- >You could do this
- >If you could stitch up an open wound while doing the heimlich you could do this
- >Carefully, gingerly, you picked up the knife
- "Fine. I will."
- ~_~_~_~_~_
- >Be Anon
- >After a long, restful sleep, you found yourself up
- >You felt a lot better than when you went to sleep
- >Not a hundred percent better, you still felt a bit weak, but at least you weren't coughing
- >You slowly got out of bed, clearing your throat
- >You there thirsty
- >It was time to get a glass of water and see how the girls were doing
- >Then, maybe, you could get some more shuteye...
- >As soon as you went downstairs you knew something was wrong
- >You could hear yelling in the kitchen, as well as see smoke wafting everywhere
- >Every few seconds the shouting would be followed by a dull thud
- >Like two coconuts slamming together
- >...
- >Okay
- >You didn't panic, just letting out a sigh
- >Walking toward the closet in the hallway, you pulled out a fire extinguisher
- >You pulled the safety pin and walked into the kitchen
- >One of your pots had fire shooting upward out of it
- >Coldheart was unconscious on her back with a carrot in her mouth
- >Bonesaw had been duct taped to the wall
- >Right next to her head, buried in your wall, was one of your kitchen knives
- >Redheart and Tenderheart were in the center of the room, slamming their heads together like fucking billygoats
- >"I told you this was a dumb idea!"
- >"Shut up!"
- >"We should have just listened to Anon!"
- >"And you should just lick my clit!"
- >"Buck you!"
- >"No you!"
- >"YOU!"
- >"YOOOOOU!"
- >...
- >You walked over to your stove
- >Grabbing a lid, you placed it over your flaming pot, extinguishing the flame
- >You then walked over Coldheart, nudging her with your foot
- >The mare grumbled, and you reached down to pluck the carrot out of her mouth
- >You then pointed the hose of the extinguisher at her belly and let it rip
- >The mare immediately let out a yelp, leaping to her hooves and running out
- >Redheart and Tenderheart didn't notice this, still slamming their heads together
- >You walked over to them, giving them a good, long spray
- >"Bucking--!"
- >"WHAT THE HAY!?"
- >Both girls fled the kitchen, leaving you and Bonesaw
- >The unicorn dryly swallowed as you approached
- >"Honey...?"
- "Yes?"
- >"You know I love you, right?"
- "I do."
- >"Then can you please--"
- >You didn't let her finish her sentence, spraying the shit out of her
- >You ordered takeout
- >The girls didn't get any supper
- >They also had to sleep on the couch
- >Now you understood why Thunderlane drank like a, well, horse whenever you had brunch...
- ~_~_~_~_~_~_~
- >Be Redheart
- >It was a Saturday night
- >Tonight was also a night where you and the girls weren't working
- >Which meant a bucking girls night at the bar!
- >And... other things
- >Things you wouldn't even dare think of until you were out of the house
- >Didn't want your stallion to get suspicious
- >Anon was the best stallion in the world
- >Kind, loving, thoughtful
- >And he could smell horseapples from a mile away
- >So you all were going to kiss him goodnight and walk out the door
- >Nice and easy...
- >No fuss, no muss
- >You and the girls exhanged glances
- >Bonesaw nodded, while Tenderheart took a deep breath
- >Being the mighty alpha you were, you gave them a winning smile before giving them the signal to move out
- >You can do this...
- >It was twenty steps from the kitchen to the front door
- >You took the lead
- >The girls followed in single file, keeping their heads down
- >Anon was in the living room on the couch, reading a book
- >You cleared your throat
- "Alright hon, the girls and I are heading out."
- >Anon looked up from his book
- >"Oh, you all going to the bar with Bonbon then?"
- >You all nodded
- >"Yep."
- "Uh-huh."
- >"Absolutely."
- >"Yes."
- >He nodded, looking you over
- >The lack of suspicion in his eyes was suspicious
- >You ignored the sensation of your fur standing on end, still smiling
- >His gaze settled on Coldheart
- >Your sis tensed
- >She held his gaze, feathers ruffling
- >"Coldheart, you're not going out like that," he said with a shake of his head."
- >"Not go out, what do you mean?" she asked. "What's wrong with me?"
- >"Your mane, and look at that tail. When's the last time I preened you?"
- >Clicking his tongue, Anon set his book aside and sat up
- >"Come here. Let me fix you up."
- "Actually, hon, we really--"
- >"You really nothing, no wife of mine is walking out the door like that," your stallion interrupted with a frown. "Now get that butt over here. I'll only be a minute."
- >You and the girls let out a groan
- >Nevertheless, Coldheart trotted over
- >You weren't about to get your colt grumpy, especially since he was so easy-going about letting you all go to a bar by yourself
- >Not a lot of mares had a stallion like that
- >Besides, Anon was quick with his hands
- >He'd finish with her in five minutes
- >So you all sat down on the floor as your sis jumped into his lap
- >Anon was a stickler with how you all looked
- >Most mornings he'd have the comb out and none of you could leave for work without getting a turn
- >He also made sure you washed yourselves properly
- >Made you use a bunch of soaps and shampoos and had days when you could use what
- >Your coworkers called your dykes for having such nice coats, but you noticed you stopped having flaky skin
- >Tender's coat seemed thicker too, and Cold's wings looked pretty great
- >No homo
- >Anon pulled a comb out of... somewhere and began to give the sky blue pegasus a combing
- >It was quick but thorough; much better than any of you could do yourselves
- >He then began working on her feathers
- >Cold was super ticklish where preening was concerned
- >She didn't stop giggling as his hands flew along her left wing, then her right
- >Eventually, the mare couldn't help herself and began nuzzling Anon's face
- >The big colt returned her affection and then some
- >He'd pull her into a hug, rub his cheek against hers, pepper her face with kisses
- >You and the other girls would squirm under that sort of affection, at least in front of the other gals, but Coldheart always ate it up
- >Her giggling grew louder, and every time she turned her head you could see hearts in her eyes
- >The other girls teased her from the floor
- >You just sat there quietly, trying not to grin
- >You were pretty sure he didn't suspect a thing...
- >That was good...
- >Very good...
- >"Alright, I think you're all done," Anon said with a smile. "You girls have a good night."
- >"You too," you all said back
- >Cold kissed him on the lips
- >"Thanks hon," she said, rubbing her nose against his
- >Anon's smile grew, and he cupped her face
- >Then the smile disappeared, and you realized too late the trap was spring
- >"Where else are you girls going tonight, Cold?" he asked
- >Cold's ears perked up, then flattened against her skull
- >You all stiffened
- >Horse pies...
- >"W-What?" Cold said
- >"After the bar. Where are you going after the bar?" your stallion asked calmly
- >He didn't yell
- >If he would have yelled you'd have had a better chance
- >But he just spoke in that beautiful voice of his!
- >You and the girls exchanged glances
- >Cold tried to tilt her head away, but Anon held it firm
- >"Come on, just tell me. I know you're going somewhere else," he said. "Don't look at them, sweetheart. Look at me and tell me the truth. Where are you going after."
- >Coldheart dryly swallowed
- >She flapped her wings like she always did when she was nervous
- >Come on sis...
- >You can do it...
- >You can--
- >"After the bar we're going to go watch a Breezie fight on the other end of town! Those donkies have them fighting a dog!"
- >All of you groaned
- >Celestia dammit, Coldheart...
- >Anon's smile returned, and he kissed her on the snout
- >"No you're not. None of you are going to that illegal donkey crap. Every time they come into town somepony calls the guard."
- >He let her go, looking at you, still smiling, though now you could see iron in his gaze
- >"I want you all home by one am sharp. I don't care what the other husbands let their wives' do. I'm not paying your bail. You got that."
- >You all sucked in a lungful of air
- >Then, defeated, you sighed
- >"Yes dear," you all replied.
- >Bucking Coldheart...
- XOXOXOXOXOXO
- >Be Anon
- >You were in your bed
- >A few moments ago, you had been out like a light, peacefully sleeping
- >You had been awoken by the sound of the sink in your bedroom bathroom being turned on
- >If you listened very carefully, you could hear noises coming from downstairs
- >Picking your head up, you looked at the clock sitting on your nightstand
- >The glowing red letters read 1
- >Looks like your girls were home...
- >You let your head fall back into the pillow as one of them shuffled out of the bathroom
- >There was a sway in her step
- >She had obviously been drinking a bit too much
- >One glance told you it was Coldheart
- >Her wings were dragging against the floor, and you could hear her hiccuping
- >"Non?" she said, voice slurred. "Yous 'sleep?"
- "I'm awake, dear," you replied. "Did you all have fun?"
- >She nodded her head, nearly falling over from the effort
- >She attempted to jump into the bed, and ended up slamming her face against the frame
- >You sat up, reaching over and grabbing her
- >She mumbled a thank you as you sat her down next to you
- >"The girlz gaves me horseapples about tellin' you bout thats fightin' thing," she said, climbing on top of you as soon as you laid back down
- "I'm sure they did. I hope they weren't too mean though."
- >"They wasn't," she said, letting her wings rest on either side of you
- >She tried to look at you but couldn't quite manage it, letting out a horsey snort before resting her head on your chest
- >"They wanted to see the fight though, but we doesn't go, just like you said."
- "Didn't go."
- >"Yesh..."
- >You patted her head, wrapping an arm around her
- "Good. Are the other girls okay? Did anypony have way too much to drink?"
- >Coldheart giggled
- >"Yeah, Bonesaw, but she threw up in Rose's bushes so she could be 'kay."
- "Are you sure? I don't want to clean up puke from the ceiling and walls."
- >"We's okay. I promise."
- "What about you, are you okay?"
- >She tried to nod
- >"Yesh. I didn't drink that much, so I helped everypony walked home."
- "Get home."
- >"Ye."
- >She let out a sigh, snuggling on top of you
- >"'Non?"
- "Yes dear?"
- >"'Hanks for lettin' us have fun like this. I knows you don't like drinkin' and stuff like that."
- "You girls deserve to unwind every once in awhile," you replied, hugging her close
- >"Yous the best husband ever."
- "You're a pretty great wife yourself."
- >She giggled as more of your girls became to shamble into the bedroom
- >It looked like Tenderheart was carrying Redheart
- >She also had Bonesaw's tail in her mouth, dragging the mare across the floor like a sack of potatoes
- >...
- >Alright...
- >You sat up, sliding Coldheart off you and only the bed
- >She was already quietly snoring as you stood up
- "Alright, lets see what the damage is. Bonesaw, sweety, are you even conscious?"
- >"...Uh..."
- "Good enough. Come on, let's get you girls cleaned up..."
- ~_~_~_~_~_~
- >Be Anon
- >It was a market day
- >Also known as a day that none of the girls could stand
- >They all did their best to be working
- >A few times you caught them trying to swap shifts with other nurses
- >It wasn't like you even spent that long doing stuff
- >You just needed some groceries
- >Then you needed to get some clothes from Rarity
- >You needed underwear, and the girls needed their scrubs
- >Sure, you might spend a bit of time talking with the fellas if they were around, but it was ALL DAY
- >A couple hours at most
- >Honestly, they were being babies...
- >Redheart and Coldheart hadn't been able to weasel their way out of helping you
- >Both mares walked behind you, looking bored and defeated, like most of the mares in the market
- >Redheart had most of your groceries on her back, carried easily with that earth pony strength
- "Will you two quit looking like that? We're almost done," you chided, reaching back to flick Red's ear
- >"That's what you said an hour ago," Coldheart grumbled
- "It was true then and it's even truer now," you replied, waving at Caramel. "Hey, how about I make some carrot soup for you girls tonight? Thunderlane told me the perfect way to make it really thi--"
- >Something hit your back
- >Not hard enough to knock you off your feet, but enough to make you shuffle forward a bit
- >You heard grunting, and the frantic flapping of wings
- >A pair of hooves hooked under your arms, which was followed by a happy yell
- >"Ya! Bucking got ya! You're coming with me, stud!"
- >You, of course, did not go anywhere
- >No matter how hard the pegasus flapped her wings, you wouldn't leave the ground
- >She could have been a strong mare, but you were very big and very heavy
- >Also, having iron in your blood did weird things with flying around here
- >Even going on a zepplin was tricky
- >Everypony in the market nearly broke their necks as their heads snapped toward you
- >Your would be kidnapper groaned, pulling up with all her might
- >You were pulled onto your tippy toes
- >For a second; just a little
- >You frowned, looking over your shoulder
- >It was fucking Rainbow Dash trying to steal you, a fact which didn't seem to please your girls at all
- >"Dash, what the flying feather are you trying to do?" Coldheart asked
- >You could tell she was angry, Rainbow's lack of success had tempered it somewhat
- >The pegasus wasn't a quitter though
- >Even now she was trying to carry you away like her life depended on it
- >From the look in Redheart's eyes, that very well could have been the case
- >"I'm stealin' me a big, fat-flanked colt," Rainbow grunted, sweat pouring from her brow. "I'm gonna show him what a real mare looks like. Break him with this tight pussy."
- >Rainbow had some infamy around town amongst the stallions
- >She was very inappropriate, and needlessly aggressive
- >She also supposedly didn't wash herself very well underneath her tail
- >Which was gross
- "Rainbow. Please leave before my girls bash your skull in," you said as she bit the back of your shirt and yanked up
- >"We'd both leave if you weren't... so bucking... fat," she grunted
- >Everything went quiet
- >Both of your girls took a step back, ears pinned against their skulls
- >Somewhere in the crowd, a stallion gasped in outrage
- "Fat?"
- >You reached behind you, grabbing the pegasus by the scruff of the neck
- >She could only let out an "eep!", hooves and wings flailing as you carried her over to the town's wishing well
- >You can come up with it a year ago
- >Sometimes foals would toss bits in
- >At the end of the month, you and some of the guys would collect the coins and give the money to families that needed help with Hearthswarming
- >It was a proper well, and deep
- >At the bottom, there was about five feet of water
- >The water made it a pain to get the coins, but Mr. Cake wanted it "to make it a real well"
- >The water didn't hurt the gold coins either, and it kept critters from living in it, so none of you had argued that much against it
- >You lifted Rainbow over the top of the well
- >She didn't seem to appreciate the manhandling, glaring at you
- >"What the hay is wrong with you? I just--"
- >With a sigh, you lifted your freehand and booped the mare on the nose
- >Her eyes crossed and her body stiffened
- >"Wa--buck!"
- >You let her go
- >She tried to flail, but was sluggish due to the booping
- >There was some screaming, and swearing, then a splash
- >"Anon! You bucking sloot!" Dash yelled
- >You dusted yourself off, turning toward your girls
- >Neither looked angry anymore
- >In fact, then, along with most of the ponies that had been watching, looked around ready to laugh
- >Rainbow wouldn't be able to fly out of the well, so she's have to climb out of it
- >An easy thing for an athlete like her, but the berating she'd get from everypony in town would last for months
- >You smiled
- "So, as I was saying, I'm really thinking about making that soup..."
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