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I can't believe DataBass archived everything! HORY SHET!

Oct 29th, 2016
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  1. DataBass Archive 3: Stardust Archivers
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  3. Your next line is, "I can't believe he archived and recorded everything and those moderators will actually have to face the consequences of their behavior!"
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  5. http://archive.is/h9yt8 - Get ready...
  6. http://archive.is/ICuwN Mod refuses to do his job, and gets called on it
  7. http://archive.is/NKYJX After ignoring getting called out, the post is placed on his page for all to see.
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  9. Archived Pages of over 666(literally) comments:
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  11. http://archive.is/MPA8n
  12. http://archive.is/R9X4e
  13. http://archive.is/nB3FL
  14. http://archive.is/YhskL
  15. http://archive.is/U9tiG
  16. http://archive.is/3NusA
  17. http://archive.is/qiPPR
  18. http://archive.is/0Fvqv
  19. http://archive.is/odvOt
  20. http://archive.is/i0cK0
  21. http://archive.is/c2XLc
  22. http://archive.is/E4lgi
  23. http://archive.is/5UzW4
  24. http://archive.is/2MAUZ
  25. http://archive.is/NSBGV
  26. http://archive.is/h9yt8
  27. http://archive.is/VH7kJ
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  29. Now, this is a lot of comments, so here are some recommended drinking games: (Mix and match any rules you like, and add in your own rules for a unique drinking experience!)
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  31. Take a sip every time Jinx throws out a childish insult.
  32. Take a sip every time Jinx "Reinterprets" the truth.
  33. Take a sip every time Jinx insists she's in the right and everyone else is wrong.
  34. Take a sip every time Jinx declares herself the winner of this argument, says someone is done, says she's leaving, or says the argument is over. Take two sips if, according to timestamps, she "Leaves forever" for less than ten minutes.
  35. Take a sip every time Jinx reaches the next level of desperation.
  36. Take a sip every time Jinx insists DataBass brought all of this on himself for saying "Gladly" when her husbabdo Shocks said "Kill me", an unforgivable crime.
  37. Take a drink every time people bring up that one guy's "History of alt abuse", despite it having no relevance here. (Note: This "History"? A group he's in has a monthly poll to decide what the banner image will be. One time, one of his friends suggested Yo-Kai Watch, and was bullied for it. That guy made a few accounts to vote for Yo-Kai Watch to cheer said friend up. That's literally it.)
  38. Take a drink every time it becomes painfully obvious that the five or so people in Jinx's pack used alt accounts to give this story 50 downvotes in a few hours upon learning of its existence, yet they hypocritically bring up that one guy's "History" over and over again.
  39. Every 100 comments, take a sip.
  40. Every time you realize all this bullshit started when some trolls got triggered by a 1000-ish-word shitpost named The Cock Of Ages, got called out on bullying the writer by someone the writer didn't know until this event brought them together, and Jinx and pals' natural response was to dig their heels in and fling excrement while REEEEEEing... laugh, ask why Fimfiction is such garbage, ask why its staff are such garbage, and down your drink.
  41. Take a sip when you realize one of the people on Team DataBass is there because one of his friends was bullied off the site, leaving the fandom for good while the mods did nothing.
  42. Take a sip as you wonder why people like Meester let this happen, why they are so bad at moderating, and how they got this job in the first place.
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  44. Hard mode:
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  46. Take a drink every time a logical fallacy is performed by Jinx and pals.
  47. Take a sip every time you realize this bullying goes on every day on this site, it only reached 666 comments this time because people were getting tired of Jinx's shit and were willing to call her on it.
  48. Take a sip when you reach comment number 666, because symbolism.
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  50. Super Hard Mode:
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  52. When Meester shows his true colours, taking 2-3 days to stop an "Argument" and then only mustering up the effort to say "Stop that" to people he refused to punish, imagine himself with a deep manly voice saying "Disperse." to send the peasants fleeing, and then insist everything is the victim's fault so it's "Not his problem", down a shot glass with a middle finger extended and wonder why this idiot's almost as bad as Simon from MLPforums. (Long story, but definitely lulzy)
  53. When Meester calls for backup, a fellow moderator who insults and mocks users for having standards moderators don't live up to, laugh and down a shot.
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  55. http://archive.is/6bUP0 - Proof that the "Alt abuse" was literally just one guy defending his friend the best way he could think of. That's it. That's the "History of alt abuse" people kept bringing up to try and discredit him and insist he and I are the same person.
  56. http://archive.is/V7dbL This was linked in the above link.
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  58. http://archive.is/Xhp1G - I can't believe he archived the revelation that he archived all of this!
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  60. Meester calls in his friend to insult and belittle anyone who disgrees with him, sarcastically asking if Meester's not up to their standards and getting responses they need to hear but don't like hearing:
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  62. https://web.archive.org/web/20161026153649/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  63. http://web.archive.org/web/20161026174530/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  64. https://web.archive.org/web/20161026180707/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  65. https://web.archive.org/web/20161026182503/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  66. http://web.archive.org/web/20161027011953/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester - Rage Mod gets pissy, DataBass cracks a joke because Rage Mod needs to calm the fuck down. Rage Mod plays the "U kno nothing" card as a shaming tactic and ad hominem, again. Rage Mod also plays the "Two people bickering shouldn't escalate" card like a moron. How can someone be stupid enough to think that's what any of this is at this point? The site doesn't have problems with sets of people bickering, it has problems with users bullying people the moderators can't be assed to help. Btw, that new person commenting also suffered from incompetent mods refusing to ban harassers or remove troll mass-downvotes.
  67. http://web.archive.org/web/20161027025043/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester - Rage Mod uses the Wall Of Laughter and "This is over because I said so" technique, then claims "DataBass quotes statistics like Trump quotes facts". (Why are shit-tier mods always ignorant Hitlerry fans?)
  68. http://web.archive.org/web/20161027093538/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  69. http://web.archive.org/web/20161027185916/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  70. https://web.archive.org/save/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester#comment/2328140
  71. http://web.archive.org/web/20161027210651/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester - "a dumo". Did you mean: A dump?
  72. http://archive.is/TqaM0
  73. http://web.archive.org/web/20161030004305/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester
  74. http://web.archive.org/web/20161030005119/http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Meeester - Final Post from Meester
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  76. Final Message to Meester:
  77. >>2329812 I think that you, and this site, would be better served if you took your own advice.
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  79. How long did Jinx and her gang spend on this site? How many bronies did she and similar gangs and hate groups harass, mock, and bully into leaving the fandom? This is a problem YOU have let fester, YOU have the tools to deal with them AND a responsibility to do so as a moderator. Your response speaks volumes about your character, your ability to moderate, and whether you truly deserve that moderator position or not. Someone here a while ago mentioned the dropping number of users this site has, and do you know why? People like Jinx and Shocks bully people into quitting the fandom, and people like you let it happen. You could have stopped them.
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  81. You could have stopped this. But no, that'd take too much effort, and if you let it go on for 700 comments, you wouldn't get to feel like a badass for using your Moderator Voice whenever users ask you to do your job instead of looking at your track record and leaving the site and fandom for good. When you look at the list of pages I've been archiving over the past few days, I want you to keep that in your mind. You could have stopped this. But you didn't feel like it.
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  83. You could have stopped this.
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