Beedle Poem

loldbz saying it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQu-xeAsxt4
Me singing it: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nKBg09E7nf

Beedle, by VinceWithBEES


Why hello, I'm BEEdle and welcome to my shop
Take a gander at the items I have in my stock

I have many an item to aid in your quest
Maybe even an owl to perch on your chest

Don't tell me you want to buy a good snorkle
Get that shit out of here you big fat corkle

So quickly come tell me so make your list narrow
What's that, you want to buy some new arrows?

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YOU FOOL I've tricked you! You can only buy bombs!
For you have entered Bomble-bomb's BombsBombs!

You can only buy bombs this in spot of the ocean
Not even sanic can outrun these explosions

Come on buy some bombs to throw at the krakens
Give me your money lets make this shit happen

You know you want it don't make such a racket
Oh and by the way Lung Cancer's a faggot

Fucking buy you some bombs it is what U Need
Don't deny it let's go U Can't Stop U Proceed

I can't take it anymore just take all my bombs!
Hurry up just take them, JUST TAKE THEM BONEMOM!


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Wait...

Why are the bombs....

Buzzing...?

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BOOOOOOOOOOM!

OH NO THEY EXPLODED THEY WERE ALL FILLED WITH BEEEEEEES!
HELP ME BONEMOM THEY ARE ALL STINGING MEEEEEEE!

THE BEES! THE BEES! THEY ARE ALL IN MY EYES!
WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME YOU WON'T EVEN TRY!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESlefellejflkdjfsdf
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