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- <font color="#ffff80"><b>Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick</b>.</font>
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- <i>Welcome to the Villa Capri.</i>
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- <i>Located in the heart of the desert</i>
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- <i>is the resort community
- that takes you to paradise.</i>
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- 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:07,900
- <i>You've worked hard all of your life,</i>
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- <i>and now...</i>
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- No!
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- That son of a bitch
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- is in Palm Springs.
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- He's basking
- in the sun and playing golf.
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- While my husband
- is drinking toilet wine in supermax!
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- Now the only thing that I want
- from you for Christmas
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- is that rat's head in a box!
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- And make it look like it's an accident.
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- <i>♪ A few more days till Christmas ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ My favorite time of year ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ If we're lucky we'll see Santa ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Rudolph and his eight reindeer ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ The snow keeps on fallin' ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Sleddin' down the hill ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Frosty's frozen on the lawn ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Countin' down the days until ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ We gather 'round decorate the tree ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Singin' holiday songs ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Spices fill the air ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Smell of cookies everywhere ♪</i>
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- - Hi, Duke.
- - Hey.
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- <i>♪ A few more days to Christmas ♪</i>
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- 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:04,250
- <i>♪ The very best time of year ♪</i>
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- 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:08,460
- <i>♪ Firelight is glowing ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ On everything we hold dear ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Just a few more days till Christmas ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ A few more days ♪
- ♪ Till Christmas is here ♪</i>
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- - Hi.
- - Thank you.
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- Santa!
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- Oh! You're very generous, Duke.
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- Could I get you to sign
- this receipt for me?
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- Sure thing. You just bought your way off
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- - the naughty list.
- - Pleasure.
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- <i>♪ Rudolph and his eight reindeer ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ Firelight is glowing ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ On everything we hold dear ♪</i>
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- 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:51,900
- <i>♪ Just a few more days till Christmas ♪</i>
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- <i>♪ A few more days till Christmas ♪</i>
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- - Hey boss!
- - Great job, guys. Very festive.
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- - Excuse me. This is Mr. Diver's spot.
- - Perfect!
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- Mr. Diver make you wear those clothes?
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- Shine it up for me, Elf.
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- - Nice tree.
- - Who is that in my parking spot?
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- Oh, that's a new resident,
- Leo McKay.
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- Yeah, he just checked in
- last night and he's actually very...
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- He's got a ten-gallon hat
- on a five-gallon head.
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- Paid all cash.
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- Cash?
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- Well...
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- Let's invite him to my private poker game.
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- You got it.
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- I'll show him who's boss.
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- - In the nicest way.
- - Of course.
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- - It's crooked.
- - Hm?
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- 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:23,180
- - And there's a bald spot.
- - So what? A lot of trees have flaws.
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- A lot of people have flaws.
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- You can put the bad side
- of a tree against the wall.
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- What do you do
- with the bad side of people?
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- - That's deep.
- - Write it down.
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- Greetings, my darling.
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- Be a dear and get 5,000
- out of petty cash for me.
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- Not a problem.
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- Got some stuff for you to sign here, sir.
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- Did you know that the builders
- of the great cathedrals of Europe
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- would leave a small flaw
- in the stone somewhere
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- just to acknowledge
- that only God is perfect?
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- Where do you learn all this stuff?
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- College of life, my boy.
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- Well, we've got
- the gardener's Christmas bonus,
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- the extra security cameras for your villa,
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- the bonus you asked me
- to pay out to the entire staff,
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- live animals for the nativity scene.
- The camels were a little expensive.
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- You can't a nativity without camels.
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- The Wise Men came from the East.
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- Got to give them respect.
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- Oh, and we have a letter
- from the Rotary Club
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- confirming your acceptance
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- - of Man of the Year Honors...
- - I can't accept. Can't accept.
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- I'm uncomfortable in the limelight.
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- You seem comfortable in the limelight.
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- My golf clubs! Oh, perfect, perfect!
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- So, I had them close the face
- on the driver by a degree and a half.
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- You've been slicing a little recently.
- Should take care of it.
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- Good, good, good.
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- I think I'll just run on out to the range
- and let the big dogs eat.
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- Oh, Duke!
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- Hm?
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- - Five thou. Mm-hm.
- - Thank you, my darlin'.
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- Duke, you checkin' me out?
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- Every delicious inch.
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- That's a nice tree you got this year.
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- Well, thank you,
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- but I'm a little concerned
- that some of the residents
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- might not like a flocked tree.
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- Well, you know me, Duke.
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- I like a nice flockin' from time to time.
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- A bit of Henkell's Trocken
- for my darlin'?
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- Whatever.
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- It's a little before
- my bedtime, but...
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- Aw, it's always your bedtime, Duke.
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- But darlin', you know a man's nature
- is a man's...
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- Hey, why don't I go and enhance
- the fireplace in the boudoir.
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- Would you like that?
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- - Yeah, I would.
- - Okay!
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- Hope you don't mind.
- I let myself in.
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- <i>Pour moi?</i>
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- Uh... of course!
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- What is the color of that silk
- against your skin?
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- There's a painting by Caravaggio.
- You could have been...
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- It's plum.
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- And you're my plum.
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- Oh!
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- Listen, darling, I... I'm just gonna go
- and... lock up, turn out all the lights,
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- and come back
- and submit to your every whim.
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- My every whim.
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- Oh... Hurry back.
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- Uh... Marguerite darlin',
- I... I think the...
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- Zoloft and the Lipitor
- are kicking in a little early on me.
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- I... I feel woozy.
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- - Hold on a minute.
- - What?
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- Have you got
- another woman in there?
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- Oh, Marguerite... you hurt me
- with your accusation.
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- You twist the knife. The wound bleeds.
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- You... you get such pleasure
- out... out of my discomfort.
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- - I... I just don't...
- - Hold on a second, mister.
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- You didn't answer my question.
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- Darling, trust me...
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- I speak from the heart when I say...
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- Yes, there's a woman in the bedroom.
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- All right. Well...
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- I know I'm not your one and only,
- and we've got a grown-up relationship.
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- - Yes.
- - So, I'll...
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- Well, I'll just say good night.
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- - I'm fine.
- - N... no! Let me, let me...
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- - let me walk you to your door, okay?
- - Mm-hm.
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- In your own way, Duke,
- you are strangely chivalrous.
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- <i>Merci beaucoup.</i>
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- Still a cat,
- of course, but you got rules.
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- Aw, I consider myself a gentleman.
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- And so, "Good night. Good night.
- Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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- I shall say good night
- till it be 'morrow."
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- Can I quote you on that?
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- Well, you be my guest, Romeo.
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- Actually, I'm... I'm surprised you even
- considered a little romance tonight
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- given the circumstances.
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- Circumstances?
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- 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:04,700
- Well, this is your poker night.
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- <i>Ciao.</i>
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- 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,690
- Uh... poker?
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- 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:13,500
- Poker!
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- 00:10:23,350 --> 00:10:26,460
- I got the feeling that the Duke
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- needed a little... Roberta.
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- Uh, yes.
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- The Duke... the Duke always needs
- a little Roberta.
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- 00:10:38,510 --> 00:10:43,420
- Well, from the way you just said it,
- it sounds like a "not tonight".
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- Well, I have a meeting
- that requires urgent attention, darling.
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- - At night?
- - It's morning in China.
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- Uh, well, good night, good night, darling.
- Parting is such sweet sorrow.
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- 00:10:59,390 --> 00:11:05,420
- "A horse, a horse.
- My kingdom for a horse."
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- 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:08,380
- Mm-hm.
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- 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,540
- So, a guy comes home from the doctor's.
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- 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:23,580
- He tells his wife,
- "Honey, I got terrible news."
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- Terrible news.
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- "Doctor says, I only got
- 12 hours to live."
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- 00:11:27,110 --> 00:11:29,570
- - Uh-huh.
- - Wife says, "Oh dear, that's terrible.
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- That's terrible. I'll do anything for you.
- Whatever you want."
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- 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:37,500
- And he says, "I want to have wild sex
- with you all night long."
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- 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:39,490
- And she looks at him and says,
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- "Easy for you to say. You don't have
- to get up in the morning."
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- That's funny! That's very funny!
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- 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:48,140
- All right. Who's betting?
- Who's betting? Who's betting?
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- It's me, and I'm goin' in for big money.
- 'cause I wanna take everything you got.
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- I'll see your 100 and raise you two.
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- That' a 100 bucks!
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- I'll see you, I'll see you.
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- I heard this is where the action's at.
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- 00:12:01,350 --> 00:12:02,260
- Who the hell are you?
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- I'm Leo McKay. I'm moving into um...
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- Villa 71. Welcome, neighbor.
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- 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:07,700
- Hi.
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- I'm Duke Diver, resident manager
- of this little corner of paradise.
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- - These are my cronies.
- - Duke's a legend.
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- Legends ain't what they used to be,
- are they?
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- Yeah, but you don't know Duke.
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- He's a resident champion
- of everything around here.
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- Guys, you're embarrassing me.
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- I'm just a country boy
- tryin' to fade into the sunset
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- with smile on my face.
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- Ain't we all?
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- But I gotta warn you, cousin,
- we play for real money here.
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- Well, I'll try to keep up.
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- - Oh.
- - Holy shit... That's a wad, man!
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- Shit just got real up in here!
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- That's my alimony, I can't, man,
- this is two months...
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- Okay.
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- 00:12:41,350 --> 00:12:42,500
- Now, where you from, Leo?
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- I'm a citizen of the world.
- Mogadishu, Jakarta, Kabul.
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- All the vacation spots.
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- - Military?
- - No. Ex-military.
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- Currently entrepreneur.
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- International trade.
- I buy stuff, sell stuff.
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- Like?
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- Gas, guns, oil, trains, trucks.
- Big stuff. I like big stuff.
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- And a man of mystery.
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- 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:10,980
- How about we play some cards?
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- What's your game, cousin?
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- You like Five Card Draw, Stud,
- Omaha, Texas Hold 'Em?
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- Texas will do.
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- Deal 'em, Joey.
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- And a five and a ten, ten.
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- Ace high.
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- Why don't we double that.
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- - Wow.
- - You guys are bank robbers.
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- Gotta know when to fold.
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- My 700. Here's the river.
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- Look at that!
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- 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:41,460
- I'm gonna... just for the shit's sake,
- I'm gonna bump it two.
- 224
- 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:42,380
- There's nine.
- 225
- 00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,060
- - Burt, what are you? You all-in?
- - I'm out.
- 226
- 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:45,860
- And I'm all-in.
- 227
- 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,940
- Oh man! What we gonna do?
- 228
- 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,100
- Okay, y'all. Read 'em and weep.
- 229
- 00:13:50,190 --> 00:13:52,750
- - Full boat, aces up.
- - Holy shit!
- 230
- 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:54,050
- We warned ya, Leo!
- 231
- 00:13:55,670 --> 00:13:57,540
- - That's four tens.
- - What?
- 232
- 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:01,660
- - Four tens.
- - Damn, he beat Duke.
- 233
- 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,070
- I am deader than dead.
- 234
- 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,470
- I'm all cleaned out.
- 235
- 00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,180
- Damn, I was lucky!
- 236
- 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,950
- Sometimes you step in horseshit
- and you wind up smellin'...
- 237
- 00:14:09,030 --> 00:14:11,750
- Excuse me, you know,
- I think that one's mine.
- 238
- 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,810
- I didn't see that.
- 239
- 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,580
- What do you want? Why'd you come here?
- 240
- 00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,350
- I came here to continue developing
- my business empire
- 241
- 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,020
- while working on my shaky golf game.
- 242
- 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:24,900
- Oh, you... you play golf?
- 243
- 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:28,100
- Not well, but honestly and earnestly.
- 244
- 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:30,750
- Well, uh, perhaps
- you will give me the chance
- 245
- 00:14:30,830 --> 00:14:32,740
- to win back my money on the golf course.
- 246
- 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:33,820
- Perhaps I will.
- 247
- 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:38,860
- You know, a true gentleman
- does not walk away a winner.
- 248
- 00:14:39,390 --> 00:14:41,850
- A true gentleman keeps the game alive.
- 249
- 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:46,500
- Oh, my, my, my, my! Behold the evidence.
- 250
- 00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:48,860
- Whatever can it mean?
- 251
- 00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:52,460
- She's lookin' for deep comfort
- and companionship and maybe a soulmate.
- 252
- 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:53,540
- Nuh-uh.
- 253
- 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,580
- She's not lookin' for soulmate.
- 254
- 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:58,860
- She's lookin' for a few precious hours
- of intimate connections
- 255
- 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:00,700
- with no questions asked.
- 256
- 00:15:00,790 --> 00:15:03,140
- Maybe I'll just go over there
- and pick up the tab, huh?
- 257
- 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,180
- Can't compete with that.
- 258
- 00:15:07,310 --> 00:15:08,220
- Shit!
- 259
- 00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,380
- Well, could if I wanted to.
- 260
- 00:15:13,150 --> 00:15:14,100
- Can I buy you another round?
- 261
- 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:16,100
- You can scram is what you can do.
- 262
- 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:25,510
- <i>♪ The first noel ♪</i>
- 263
- 00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:28,700
- <i>♪ The angel did say ♪</i>
- 264
- 00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:35,580
- <i>♪ Was to certain poor shepherds ♪
- ♪ In fields as they lay ♪</i>
- 265
- 00:15:36,110 --> 00:15:42,550
- <i>♪ In fields where they ♪
- ♪ Lay keeping their sheep ♪</i>
- 266
- 00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,580
- <i>Season's greetin's, y'all.</i>
- 267
- 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:48,220
- <i>Good news to report.
- Mike Shank from villa 68</i>
- 268
- 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,870
- <i>had a successful hip replacement surgery</i>
- 269
- 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:54,780
- <i>and should be back to the Villa Capri
- in just a few days.</i>
- 270
- 00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:55,900
- What the...
- 271
- 00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,910
- That's not my regular camel guy.
- Where's my regular camel guy?
- 272
- 00:16:00,230 --> 00:16:01,660
- Uh, he's uh, under the weather.
- 273
- 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:05,980
- Oh, uh, corporate is sending
- a regional director down
- 274
- 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:07,820
- to do a year-end review in case it...
- 275
- 00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:09,420
- slipped your mind.
- 276
- 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:14,820
- I will look down upon him
- from a great height. Bring him on.
- 277
- 00:16:15,030 --> 00:16:16,620
- Yeah. Bring him on.
- 278
- 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:21,740
- Ladies, have you seen the new guy?
- 279
- 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:24,820
- He's moving into villa 71.
- 280
- 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,140
- There's new food on the buffet.
- 281
- 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:29,260
- Yes.
- 282
- 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:32,070
- Oh, in the air, there's a feelin'
- of Christmas.
- 283
- 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:35,140
- I'm Leo McKay,
- and you young ladies might be...
- 284
- 00:16:38,710 --> 00:16:39,500
- Look at that.
- 285
- 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:43,540
- I spent years juggling stories
- to keep those women apart,
- 286
- 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:46,270
- and in 20 minutes,
- he's got them lined up for a three-way.
- 287
- 00:16:46,350 --> 00:16:49,580
- Well, uh, four-way if anybody's countin'.
- 288
- 00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,540
- He's not showing me any respect.
- 289
- 00:16:51,630 --> 00:16:53,060
- - No respect.
- - No. Nothin'.
- 290
- 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:55,980
- But he's gonna find out this is my town.
- 291
- 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,660
- You're the Duke and this is your domain.
- I told you.
- 292
- 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,140
- - Don't upset him, Larry!
- - Duke don't like that.
- 293
- 00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:08,740
- - Well, hello.
- - Hello.
- 294
- 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:11,590
- I'm Roberta. We met earlier.
- 295
- 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:13,940
- You know, I neglected to mention
- 296
- 00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:18,260
- that as president
- of the Glad-Handers Welcome Wagon Club
- 297
- 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:24,420
- here at Villa Capri Resort Community,
- I just wanted to say Merry Christmas.
- 298
- 00:17:26,190 --> 00:17:30,020
- Oh! You know,
- I could help you fix the place up.
- 299
- 00:17:30,110 --> 00:17:32,180
- You know, a little Feng Shui.
- 300
- 00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:34,020
- Oh!
- 301
- 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:38,260
- - I got skills.
- - I'll bet you do.
- 302
- 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,020
- What you got back here? The dinin' room?
- 303
- 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,300
- The bedroom. Giddy-up!
- 304
- 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:55,090
- Hi. I'm Marguerite
- with the Welcome Wagon Club.
- 305
- 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,460
- - Are you a Glad-Hander?
- - How'd you know?
- 306
- 00:17:58,550 --> 00:18:02,620
- As secretary-treasurer, I brought
- a little somethin' to warm up your place.
- 307
- 00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:05,300
- - A work of art.
- - My sentiments exactly.
- 308
- 00:18:06,590 --> 00:18:08,780
- - And thank you.
- - For what?
- 309
- 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:12,700
- Did you just invite me in
- for a little vino?
- 310
- 00:18:13,990 --> 00:18:16,380
- Red? I love red.
- 311
- 00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:19,370
- I love white. I love it all.
- 312
- 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:23,180
- Well, then how about a lovely Margaux
- for a lovely Margot? Can I call you that?
- 313
- 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:24,980
- You can call me whatever you like.
- 314
- 00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:27,980
- By the way, I am in villa 52.
- 315
- 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:30,580
- And I'm in villa 36.
- What you gonna call me?
- 316
- 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,980
- Oh my God! How did you get here before me?
- 317
- 00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,420
- You know that the by-laws
- of our club clearly state
- 318
- 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,970
- that the president
- and not the secretary-treasurer
- 319
- 00:18:38,070 --> 00:18:39,620
- should be the first Welcomer on the scene.
- 320
- 00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:41,500
- Okay, well let's just call this
- an unofficial visit.
- 321
- 00:18:41,590 --> 00:18:42,540
- - Unofficial?
- - Why don't we just have a taste
- 322
- 00:18:42,670 --> 00:18:43,820
- of this delightful vintage?
- 323
- 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:47,060
- - Oh!
- - Don we now our straight apparel.
- 324
- 00:18:47,150 --> 00:18:48,500
- - Oh, my God!
- - And what office
- 325
- 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,340
- of Glad-Handers Welcome Wagon Club
- might you hold?
- 326
- 00:18:51,750 --> 00:18:53,460
- Sergeant-at-arms.
- 327
- 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,780
- Flag flying stiff and ready, I bet.
- 328
- 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:57,500
- I think this party's just gettin' started.
- 329
- 00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,460
- - Here, why don't I take you to dinner?
- - All of us?
- 330
- 00:19:03,870 --> 00:19:04,940
- Thank you.
- 331
- 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,220
- - Oh, boy.
- - Oh, yes, sir.
- 332
- 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:10,220
- Look at him. Look at him.
- 333
- 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,020
- He's got all three of 'em?
- 334
- 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:18,140
- He's bangin' your entire harem, boss.
- 335
- 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:21,300
- Oh my God! Some big,
- brass <i>huevos</i> he's got!
- 336
- 00:19:21,630 --> 00:19:22,900
- Is he punkin' you, boss?
- 337
- 00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:25,420
- He's playin' into my hand
- is what he's doin'.
- 338
- 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:28,900
- He said his golf game is shaky,
- am I right?
- 339
- 00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:30,390
- - That's what he said.
- - That's what he said.
- 340
- 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:34,420
- Well, gentlemen, who knows
- this golf course better than me?
- 341
- 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:38,500
- - Old cowboy's in trouble now.
- - Oh, I feel bad for Leo.
- 342
- 00:19:38,590 --> 00:19:40,460
- We'll see.
- 343
- 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:52,420
- I hereby challenge you to 18 holes of golf
- tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. sharp.
- 344
- 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:56,650
- Cowboy done stepped in it now.
- 345
- 00:20:03,510 --> 00:20:06,540
- We hear that you consider
- yourself a citizen of the world.
- 346
- 00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:09,260
- Now exactly what does that mean to you?
- 347
- 00:20:09,350 --> 00:20:10,340
- It means that I have traveled
- 348
- 00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:13,020
- from the Cape of Good Hope
- to the Black Sea,
- 349
- 00:20:13,110 --> 00:20:16,860
- from Machu Picchu to Brunelleschi's Dome.
- 350
- 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:20,300
- I have been to the birthplace
- of Mr. Shakespeare.
- 351
- 00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:24,420
- And I have been to the gravesite
- of Mr. Lombardi.
- 352
- 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:25,540
- Oh.
- 353
- 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:32,140
- I rose from the dusty fields
- to the gilded halls of power,
- 354
- 00:20:32,230 --> 00:20:34,660
- first in the military
- and then in the business world,
- 355
- 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,860
- and yet, to this day, I retain my touch
- to the common man!
- 356
- 00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:40,260
- For that is who I am.
- 357
- 00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:43,780
- Oh, Mr. McKay, you are indeed a poet.
- 358
- 00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,180
- I'm not a poet but I have read
- the great works.
- 359
- 00:20:47,030 --> 00:20:48,700
- Would you favor us with a poem?
- 360
- 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:50,010
- Pretty please.
- 361
- 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:53,100
- Well, why not? Um, Baudelaire?
- 362
- 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,460
- More modernist, maybe?
- 363
- 00:20:54,550 --> 00:20:56,740
- Yeats? Williams? Cummings?
- 364
- 00:20:56,830 --> 00:21:02,180
- Or... or perhaps something a little more...
- earthier with a...
- 365
- 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,300
- backdrop of Christmas.
- 366
- 00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:05,540
- The last one.
- 367
- 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:06,860
- May I?
- 368
- 00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:08,340
- Uh..
- 369
- 00:21:09,630 --> 00:21:12,060
- "There are strange things done
- in the midnight sun
- 370
- 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,100
- By the men who moil for gold;
- 371
- 00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,620
- The Artic trails have their savage tales
- 372
- 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,020
- That will make your blood run cold;
- 373
- 00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:22,180
- The Northern Lights
- have seen queer sights,
- 374
- 00:21:22,270 --> 00:21:23,860
- But the queerest they ever did see
- 375
- 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,220
- Was that night on the marge
- 376
- 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:28,580
- of Lake Lebarge I cremated Sam McGee."
- 377
- 00:21:29,110 --> 00:21:31,780
- - Romeo! Romeo!
- - "Now Sam McGee was from Tennessee..."
- 378
- 00:21:32,390 --> 00:21:34,260
- Oh, Romeo! I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- 379
- 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:35,830
- I'm sorry, he broke away.
- 380
- 00:21:36,110 --> 00:21:38,750
- He's a sweetheart
- but I can never shut him up.
- 381
- 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,780
- Sit. Be a good dog.
- 382
- 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,140
- Sit down.
- 383
- 00:21:47,790 --> 00:21:48,700
- How'd you do that?
- 384
- 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:50,220
- I like dogs.
- 385
- 00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,460
- Oh! Yeah?
- 386
- 00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:55,300
- - I'm Leo McKay.
- - Oh, Suzie Quince.
- 387
- 00:21:55,390 --> 00:21:57,020
- - Nice to meet you.
- - Nice to meet you.
- 388
- 00:21:57,590 --> 00:22:00,310
- I'm so sorry to interrupt
- whatever it is you're doing.
- 389
- 00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:01,540
- That's quite all right.
- 390
- 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,430
- Okay. Well, carry on.
- 391
- 00:22:08,110 --> 00:22:11,380
- "On Christmas Day we were mushing
- our way along the Dawson trail.
- 392
- 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:14,060
- Talk of your cold!
- Through the parkas fold.
- 393
- 00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:15,180
- It stabbed like a...
- 394
- 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:21,020
- it stabbed like a driven nail."
- 395
- 00:22:32,430 --> 00:22:33,750
- Sr. Jiménez!
- 396
- 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:36,220
- Miguel Jiménez! That's it.
- 397
- 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:37,660
- Here he comes.
- 398
- 00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,860
- That's it. Loosen up, Dukie.
- 399
- 00:22:39,990 --> 00:22:41,140
- You got 'em now.
- 400
- 00:22:44,190 --> 00:22:46,060
- Good morning! I accept your challenge.
- 401
- 00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:47,860
- Well, I'm loose as a goose.
- 402
- 00:22:48,190 --> 00:22:52,150
- Mark Twain said that golf
- is a good walk spoiled, but I say...
- 403
- 00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:54,710
- It's a good walk enhanced.
- 404
- 00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,780
- Except that neither one of us
- is walking, huh?
- 405
- 00:22:56,870 --> 00:22:59,820
- Details, details, details.
- 406
- 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:00,860
- I am a big picture man.
- 407
- 00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:05,180
- Uh, boss, we got a problem.
- 408
- 00:23:05,270 --> 00:23:07,140
- - What?
- - This guy can flat-out play!
- 409
- 00:23:07,230 --> 00:23:08,820
- He said his game was shaky.
- 410
- 00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:11,340
- His shaky is better than your shaky.
- 411
- 00:23:11,430 --> 00:23:12,750
- - Wait...
- - Boss.
- 412
- 00:23:12,990 --> 00:23:14,420
- We watched him warm up this morning.
- 413
- 00:23:14,510 --> 00:23:17,180
- This guy can flat out hit. I ain't lyin'.
- 414
- 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:18,580
- I got a short game.
- 415
- 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:21,420
- He's got a short game, too,
- and a long game.
- 416
- 00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:22,540
- I assume I have the honors.
- 417
- 00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:23,500
- Uh, yes, you do.
- 418
- 00:23:23,590 --> 00:23:26,820
- Um, just a word of caution.
- Out of bounds is to your right.
- 419
- 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:28,500
- That's the way I like it.
- 420
- 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:29,660
- It's to the left.
- 421
- 00:23:41,230 --> 00:23:42,940
- Oh shit! The guy can hit the ball.
- 422
- 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:46,020
- Is that a legal club?
- I don't think that's a legal club.
- 423
- 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,740
- My side bet with you is off.
- 424
- 00:23:47,830 --> 00:23:49,380
- We might as well get some new girlfriends.
- 425
- 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,900
- Thanks for the confidence, fellas.
- Gee whiz!
- 426
- 00:23:51,990 --> 00:23:54,580
- Well, you're a thinking man.
- It's a thinking man's game.
- 427
- 00:23:54,670 --> 00:23:56,660
- I think I'm gonna
- hit a three wood out here.
- 428
- 00:23:56,750 --> 00:23:57,780
- Three wood. Good idea.
- 429
- 00:23:57,870 --> 00:23:58,980
- - Are you sure?
- - Yeah that'll be good.
- 430
- 00:23:59,110 --> 00:24:01,460
- Yeah, okay.
- 431
- 00:24:02,350 --> 00:24:03,260
- Let it fly.
- 432
- 00:24:03,950 --> 00:24:05,140
- Oh shit!
- 433
- 00:24:06,990 --> 00:24:08,260
- It's a damn cobra!
- 434
- 00:24:08,350 --> 00:24:10,990
- - Gun! Gun!
- - I... I... I got it! I got it!
- 435
- 00:24:11,830 --> 00:24:13,740
- - Damn!
- - I got it! I got it!
- 436
- 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:14,740
- You see that?
- 437
- 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,620
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- 438
- 00:24:22,310 --> 00:24:24,180
- Okay, die, viper!
- 439
- 00:24:26,150 --> 00:24:28,020
- - You got him surrounded.
- - Still movin'!
- 440
- 00:24:29,710 --> 00:24:31,190
- Don't hurt yourself with that thing.
- 441
- 00:24:33,270 --> 00:24:34,820
- Somebody bring a beer cooler, please.
- 442
- 00:24:39,830 --> 00:24:41,740
- Somebody put a cap on...
- put a top on the bucket.
- 443
- 00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:45,580
- I never had you figured
- for a man packin' iron
- 444
- 00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:46,940
- even if it is a peashooter.
- 445
- 00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:49,740
- You never know
- who's lurkin' around.
- 446
- 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:53,300
- Take him to the Serpentarium in 29 Palms.
- 447
- 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:56,060
- Look out! Look out!
- 448
- 00:24:56,150 --> 00:24:58,460
- Sit... sit on that thing.
- Sit on it, you're the biggest.
- 449
- 00:24:58,550 --> 00:24:59,460
- Come on.
- 450
- 00:25:03,510 --> 00:25:05,340
- Oh! Goddamn!
- 451
- 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:07,540
- Wait! Wait!
- 452
- 00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:13,470
- - You're good. Sit on it now. Sit down.
- - Sit down.
- 453
- 00:25:13,550 --> 00:25:14,380
- Oh, we're good.
- 454
- 00:25:14,470 --> 00:25:15,300
- I almost got bit.
- 455
- 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:16,790
- I'm not going anywhere near that golf bag.
- 456
- 00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:18,020
- You bailin' out of our game?
- 457
- 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,540
- I have trouble swingin' a golf club
- with a rattlesnake wrapped around it, Leo.
- 458
- 00:25:21,630 --> 00:25:26,620
- - You're afraid to play me.
- - I'm not afraid of anything or anyone.
- 459
- 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,020
- Coward.
- 460
- 00:25:32,150 --> 00:25:33,220
- Doin' a good job, Burt.
- 461
- 00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:36,980
- - Come on, I need a drink.
- - I think it's happy hour.
- 462
- 00:25:37,270 --> 00:25:41,380
- ...sit on that thing...
- - Leo, hell am I supposed to do now?
- 463
- 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,380
- Hell, I don't know. Not my problem.
- 464
- 00:25:44,950 --> 00:25:45,860
- Sit on it!
- 465
- 00:25:47,150 --> 00:25:50,380
- When a man lets another man
- take care of his golf bag, Jimmy,
- 466
- 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:52,100
- he has certain expectations.
- 467
- 00:25:52,190 --> 00:25:56,150
- You think a snake zipped himself
- into a pocket in my bag?
- 468
- 00:25:56,270 --> 00:25:58,580
- Snakes don't have opposable thumbs.
- 469
- 00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:00,940
- This was not an accident.
- 470
- 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,060
- Shit!
- 471
- 00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,540
- What took you so long?
- 472
- 00:26:08,230 --> 00:26:09,140
- Oh, thank you.
- 473
- 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:12,620
- I see I'm gonna have
- to teach you a lesson.
- 474
- 00:26:12,710 --> 00:26:14,580
- I would love to have another poker lesson
- 475
- 00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,780
- unless you find it easier
- just to write me a check.
- 476
- 00:26:17,350 --> 00:26:19,580
- Tell me somethin',
- did you move to Villa Capri
- 477
- 00:26:19,710 --> 00:26:20,820
- just to piss me off?
- 478
- 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:22,740
- No, that was just a happy by-product.
- 479
- 00:26:22,830 --> 00:26:24,940
- But this anger is doin' you a lot of good.
- 480
- 00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:26,740
- It gets the blood circulating
- throughout your entire body
- 481
- 00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,020
- instead of down there in your little ol'...
- 482
- 00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:30,300
- You're lucky I have a commitment
- of a higher calling at home.
- 483
- 00:26:31,470 --> 00:26:34,740
- You and I... just gettin' started.
- 484
- 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:37,980
- I can hardly wait.
- 485
- 00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:40,340
- Nice fella.
- 486
- 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:50,620
- Tell me he's dead.
- 487
- 00:26:53,510 --> 00:26:54,730
- I... I... I know!
- 488
- 00:26:54,870 --> 00:26:56,780
- I told you to make it look
- like an accident,
- 489
- 00:26:56,870 --> 00:26:59,020
- but a snake in his golf bag?
- 490
- 00:27:00,030 --> 00:27:00,940
- Sweetie,
- 491
- 00:27:02,270 --> 00:27:03,980
- murder him the old-fashioned way.
- 492
- 00:27:07,310 --> 00:27:08,630
- <i>Attention, residents:</i>
- 493
- 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:12,140
- <i>The annual tree lighting
- is about to begin in the banquet hall.</i>
- 494
- 00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:15,820
- <i>Come enjoy the holiday season,
- sip some eggnog,</i>
- 495
- 00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:18,900
- <i>and see everyone's favorite Santa Claus.</i>
- 496
- 00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:24,580
- <i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪</i>
- 497
- 00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:28,870
- <i>♪ 'Tis the season ♪
- ♪ To be jolly fa-la-la... ♪</i>
- 498
- 00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:33,340
- Hey, uh, whoa, whoa!
- 499
- 00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:35,580
- Santa, what the hell
- do you think you're doin'?
- 500
- 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,380
- - This is my job.
- - Oh, no, no, no. It's not.
- 501
- 00:27:37,470 --> 00:27:39,580
- I was hired by the corporation
- that owns Villa Capri
- 502
- 00:27:39,670 --> 00:27:42,340
- and 26 other luxury villages
- in California.
- 503
- 00:27:42,710 --> 00:27:45,500
- My party rental company will supply
- Santas, Easter Bunnies,
- 504
- 00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:48,740
- fife and drum trios for the Fourth,
- and all holidays through the year.
- 505
- 00:27:49,070 --> 00:27:50,020
- I just signed the contract.
- 506
- 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,140
- Well, ho, ho, ho.
- 507
- 00:27:51,390 --> 00:27:52,980
- You're tellin' me
- you're a corporate Santa?
- 508
- 00:27:53,070 --> 00:27:55,500
- - It's a gig.
- - It's a sacred trust!
- 509
- 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,900
- Sacred trust to you.
- 20 bucks an hour to me.
- 510
- 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:00,980
- <i>♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪</i>
- 511
- 00:28:01,070 --> 00:28:02,140
- <i>♪ Fa-la-la-la-la... ♪</i>
- 512
- 00:28:02,270 --> 00:28:03,300
- It's a disgrace.
- 513
- 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,460
- <i>♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪</i>
- 514
- 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,700
- Hello, Palms Springs!
- Thank you all for comin' out.
- 515
- 00:28:07,790 --> 00:28:09,140
- Duke's not gonna like this.
- 516
- 00:28:09,550 --> 00:28:11,980
- - Who is this guy?
- - Here comes the freight train.
- 517
- 00:28:13,350 --> 00:28:15,020
- I got your ho-ho right here.
- 518
- 00:28:16,910 --> 00:28:17,860
- Yes!
- 519
- 00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:22,340
- That ain't the real Santa.
- I'm the real Santa.
- 520
- 00:28:22,790 --> 00:28:24,860
- This guy's a fraud, a phony.
- 521
- 00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:27,260
- He's a sleazy, corporate heathen!
- 522
- 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:35,820
- Go, Black Santa!
- 523
- 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:44,380
- There ya go! Back to the North Pole!
- 524
- 00:28:52,270 --> 00:28:53,260
- What got into you?
- 525
- 00:28:54,070 --> 00:28:55,700
- I don't like people
- fucking with Santa Claus.
- 526
- 00:29:00,630 --> 00:29:01,540
- Arturo.
- 527
- 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,060
- Here you are, gentlemen.
- 528
- 00:29:04,150 --> 00:29:07,780
- You, my friend, are a gentleman
- and a scholar,
- 529
- 00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:10,940
- and you are indeed here on business.
- 530
- 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:13,060
- Whatever that is.
- 531
- 00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,660
- My business is my business,
- 532
- 00:29:14,750 --> 00:29:17,500
- but your business seems to be
- sitting in a catbird seat
- 533
- 00:29:17,870 --> 00:29:20,260
- of one-night stands
- and Thursday night specials
- 534
- 00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:21,710
- and Tuesday nooners.
- 535
- 00:29:22,950 --> 00:29:25,740
- Which holds
- no special satisfaction for me.
- 536
- 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,380
- What? No Tuesday nooners?
- 537
- 00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:30,930
- I'm not interested in your girlfriends.
- 538
- 00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:36,980
- But I could endure
- the courtship of a soulmate.
- 539
- 00:29:41,270 --> 00:29:42,300
- Appreciate it, thank you.
- 540
- 00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:44,180
- Good. Good boy.
- 541
- 00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:47,980
- In fact, the perfect soulmate for me
- might very well be Miss Suzie Quince
- 542
- 00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:49,460
- sitting right there.
- 543
- 00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:51,340
- You... you know her name?
- 544
- 00:29:51,430 --> 00:29:52,380
- I move like the wind.
- 545
- 00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,580
- - You mean you met her already?
- - At a taco truck.
- 546
- 00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:55,780
- You liar.
- 547
- 00:29:55,870 --> 00:29:57,540
- Her dog's name is Romeo.
- 548
- 00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:00,020
- Romeo?
- 549
- 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:06,380
- Well, I think Romeo is precisely
- what she's looking for tonight.
- 550
- 00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,980
- Santa from the southern hemisphere.
- 551
- 00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:14,140
- If she falls for a drunk Santa Claus,
- I've badly misjudged her character.
- 552
- 00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:16,660
- Watch this.
- 553
- 00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:19,620
- And I'm not drunk.
- 554
- 00:30:24,830 --> 00:30:25,700
- Hi.
- 555
- 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:27,860
- Hi.
- 556
- 00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:32,260
- My name is St. Nicholas.
- You can call me Nick.
- 557
- 00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:33,900
- Susan.
- 558
- 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:38,900
- I was just... I was just doing
- some Christmas tree lighting and stuff
- 559
- 00:30:38,990 --> 00:30:41,060
- with some people who needed some joy.
- 560
- 00:30:41,630 --> 00:30:44,220
- Well, I guess a half-wit Santa
- who does kind deeds
- 561
- 00:30:44,350 --> 00:30:45,860
- for lonely people can't do much harm.
- 562
- 00:30:46,270 --> 00:30:48,020
- Then I'll take that
- as an invitation.
- 563
- 00:30:50,030 --> 00:30:52,420
- Here we are. Christmas season.
- 564
- 00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:54,460
- Nobody's home.
- 565
- 00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:57,260
- Family long gone. Kids far away.
- 566
- 00:30:57,670 --> 00:31:00,700
- Is there a husband lurking around?
- 567
- 00:31:01,310 --> 00:31:02,630
- - Hm?
- - No.
- 568
- 00:31:03,870 --> 00:31:05,740
- - First one flew the coop.
- - Ah!
- 569
- 00:31:06,030 --> 00:31:07,580
- Got married again and I flew the coop.
- 570
- 00:31:08,230 --> 00:31:09,550
- Lots of coops.
- 571
- 00:31:10,110 --> 00:31:12,140
- - So, you'll never try it again?
- - Mm-mm.
- 572
- 00:31:13,390 --> 00:31:15,380
- I decided my final marriage
- would be to my job.
- 573
- 00:31:16,630 --> 00:31:17,740
- That's kind of sad.
- 574
- 00:31:18,190 --> 00:31:20,340
- It's focused. It's not sad.
- 575
- 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,820
- You look... sad.
- 576
- 00:31:27,310 --> 00:31:29,540
- Well, I've been sent here on business
- 577
- 00:31:29,630 --> 00:31:31,340
- to fire someone before the year is out
- 578
- 00:31:31,950 --> 00:31:33,700
- during the Christmas season, so...
- 579
- 00:31:34,670 --> 00:31:38,710
- Well, if a guy is not up to the task,
- the quicker you do it, the better, right?
- 580
- 00:31:38,790 --> 00:31:40,740
- Mm... Yeah.
- 581
- 00:31:40,830 --> 00:31:42,380
- Season's greetings. Clean out your desk.
- 582
- 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:44,500
- That's not so easy.
- 583
- 00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:48,540
- But at least the music cheers me up.
- 584
- 00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:52,300
- I love Johnny Mathis.
- I have all 42 of his albums.
- 585
- 00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:53,900
- - Really?
- - All 42.
- 586
- 00:31:54,670 --> 00:31:56,100
- Johnny is a good friend of mine.
- 587
- 00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,300
- - Come on!
- - No, really.
- 588
- 00:31:58,390 --> 00:31:59,710
- You know Johnny Mathis?
- 589
- 00:32:00,230 --> 00:32:01,340
- We're practically brothers.
- 590
- 00:32:01,790 --> 00:32:07,140
- You know, your hair shines like the shun.
- 591
- 00:32:07,430 --> 00:32:08,340
- The "shun"?
- 592
- 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:11,180
- You know, big-ass ball
- that rises in the East,
- 593
- 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:15,180
- - sets in the San Bernardino mountains.
- - Oh, yeah. Okay.
- 594
- 00:32:15,270 --> 00:32:16,420
- - You know something?
- - Huh?
- 595
- 00:32:16,510 --> 00:32:17,780
- - Santa Claus...
- - Hey.
- 596
- 00:32:18,470 --> 00:32:20,220
- I think we need to go. Let this young lady
- 597
- 00:32:20,310 --> 00:32:21,660
- - have some time to herself.
- - Thank you.
- 598
- 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,780
- This is Leo.
- 599
- 00:32:23,270 --> 00:32:25,260
- - Leo is my buddy.
- - Hello, Leo.
- 600
- 00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:26,700
- Gentleman and a scholar.
- 601
- 00:32:26,790 --> 00:32:28,270
- I gotta get you outta here, man.
- You're drunk.
- 602
- 00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:30,460
- - I'm not drunk, Leo.
- - I know.
- 603
- 00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:31,660
- - Just overserved.
- - Come on.
- 604
- 00:32:31,790 --> 00:32:33,740
- - Okay, come on.
- - I'll see you later.
- 605
- 00:32:34,110 --> 00:32:35,940
- I appreciate the intervention,
- thank you.
- 606
- 00:32:39,510 --> 00:32:40,830
- Yeah, good boy.
- 607
- 00:32:44,390 --> 00:32:50,060
- You know, I ever tell you
- what a gentleman and a scholar you are?
- 608
- 00:32:50,150 --> 00:32:51,660
- Yeah, you did. You did.
- 609
- 00:32:51,750 --> 00:32:53,300
- Get your ass in the truck.
- 610
- 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,940
- Watch my knees.
- 611
- 00:32:55,270 --> 00:32:56,780
- They're old knees.
- 612
- 00:32:57,150 --> 00:32:58,370
- Thank you, partner.
- 613
- 00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:02,820
- Thank you.
- 614
- 00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:05,100
- My friend.
- 615
- 00:33:12,710 --> 00:33:16,860
- Leo... You are a very mysterious man.
- 616
- 00:33:16,950 --> 00:33:18,660
- I just play my cards close, that's all.
- 617
- 00:33:19,030 --> 00:33:23,180
- No, I mean...
- I mean, I mean you're easy to talk to.
- 618
- 00:33:23,950 --> 00:33:24,860
- Hm?
- 619
- 00:33:25,590 --> 00:33:30,610
- And I got a big secret. Ginormous secret.
- 620
- 00:33:31,230 --> 00:33:33,260
- - You wanna hear it?
- - No, not really, no.
- 621
- 00:33:33,350 --> 00:33:34,700
- Seriously, Leo.
- 622
- 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:36,860
- - Seriously?
- - Yeah.
- 623
- 00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:38,580
- You're not a serious man.
- 624
- 00:33:38,670 --> 00:33:40,150
- A serious man would
- not have behaved himself
- 625
- 00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:42,100
- in front of Miss Suzie Quince
- the way you did.
- 626
- 00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:43,420
- What?
- 627
- 00:33:43,710 --> 00:33:49,940
- You're just jealous
- because she was so receptive. You...
- 628
- 00:33:50,310 --> 00:33:52,260
- You are not as charming
- as you think you are.
- 629
- 00:33:53,190 --> 00:33:54,100
- Hey...
- 630
- 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:56,620
- agree to disagree, babe.
- 631
- 00:34:01,230 --> 00:34:03,460
- - I need a cup of coffee.
- - You need a new liver.
- 632
- 00:34:03,590 --> 00:34:06,310
- You should have seen
- what she was doin' with her eyes.
- 633
- 00:34:06,390 --> 00:34:08,300
- I did. She was looking for an exit.
- 634
- 00:34:09,030 --> 00:34:12,380
- <i>♪ Silent night ♪</i>
- 635
- 00:34:12,830 --> 00:34:15,860
- <i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>
- 636
- 00:34:16,550 --> 00:34:19,940
- <i>♪ All is calm ♪</i>
- 637
- 00:34:20,430 --> 00:34:23,420
- <i>♪ All is bright ♪</i>
- 638
- 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:26,550
- <i>♪ 'Round yon virgin... ♪</i>
- 639
- 00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:29,580
- Duke, you still rule
- this one side of town.
- 640
- 00:34:29,670 --> 00:34:31,380
- - Yeah.
- - Kick corporate's ass.
- 641
- 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:35,500
- Leo's, uh, a pretty good guy.
- 642
- 00:34:35,590 --> 00:34:36,540
- To the status quo.
- 643
- 00:34:36,630 --> 00:34:38,980
- The way we've always done things.
- 644
- 00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:40,220
- - Status quo.
- - Duke.
- 645
- 00:34:40,310 --> 00:34:41,460
- - What?
- - Boss is here.
- 646
- 00:34:41,870 --> 00:34:43,380
- The hell are you talkin' about?
- I'm the boss.
- 647
- 00:34:43,470 --> 00:34:45,740
- I mean, the regional director.
- 648
- 00:34:45,830 --> 00:34:48,660
- Oh, yeah. Send his sorry-ass in.
- 649
- 00:34:56,950 --> 00:34:58,140
- Hello,
- 650
- 00:34:58,270 --> 00:35:00,380
- I'm Suzie Quince, regional director.
- 651
- 00:35:02,510 --> 00:35:05,820
- I... thought...
- I thought you said you were...
- 652
- 00:35:06,670 --> 00:35:11,100
- sent down here to evaluate
- somebody's job performance,
- 653
- 00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:14,820
- maybe fire them before the year was out?
- 654
- 00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:17,220
- When you're not Santa Claus,
- are you Duke Diver?
- 655
- 00:35:17,910 --> 00:35:20,500
- - Probably.
- - Well, when a man's not up to the task,
- 656
- 00:35:20,830 --> 00:35:22,540
- it's best to get it over with quick.
- 657
- 00:35:25,030 --> 00:35:27,750
- Guys, guys, why don't you go out
- and practice
- 658
- 00:35:27,830 --> 00:35:30,180
- your shuffleboard stroke or something?
- 659
- 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,460
- There are many, many irregularities.
- 660
- 00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:41,460
- You're damn right,
- and I got one I wanna report right now.
- 661
- 00:35:41,550 --> 00:35:42,380
- Please do.
- 662
- 00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:47,620
- They sent us a very, very bad Santa Claus.
- I wanna know who hired him.
- 663
- 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:48,620
- I did.
- 664
- 00:35:49,310 --> 00:35:50,140
- I made a deal
- 665
- 00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:52,950
- with a national party rental firm
- to service all our outlets.
- 666
- 00:35:53,790 --> 00:35:55,500
- - Our outlets?
- - Yes.
- 667
- 00:35:56,310 --> 00:35:57,530
- Lady, this is our home.
- 668
- 00:35:58,270 --> 00:36:00,460
- We have a way of doing things
- here... that work.
- 669
- 00:36:00,550 --> 00:36:02,340
- This isn't your company, Mr. Diver.
- 670
- 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:05,070
- - Protocols are not being followed.
- - Protocols?
- 671
- 00:36:05,670 --> 00:36:06,860
- Everybody's happy here.
- 672
- 00:36:06,950 --> 00:36:10,140
- Aren't you happy?
- And happiness is not a condition, lady.
- 673
- 00:36:10,630 --> 00:36:12,580
- - It's a choice.
- - No! Okay. Well, you know what?
- 674
- 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,900
- I don't need your pop psychology,
- Dr. Phil.
- 675
- 00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:17,260
- And don't knock Dr. Phil.
- He's a personal friend of mine.
- 676
- 00:36:17,630 --> 00:36:20,660
- Oh, Johnny Mathis and Dr. Phil.
- 677
- 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:24,460
- You're an unhappy woman.
- 678
- 00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:26,780
- And you're wrong about me.
- 679
- 00:36:26,870 --> 00:36:28,980
- Well, happiness can be found
- in a lot of places
- 680
- 00:36:29,110 --> 00:36:31,670
- including a fine bar late at night.
- 681
- 00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:33,020
- Alone?
- 682
- 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:34,970
- - Jimmy?
- - Hm?
- 683
- 00:36:35,950 --> 00:36:39,860
- Have the bookkeeper gather
- all records, receipts, contracts,
- 684
- 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:41,740
- and have them on my desk in the morning
- 685
- 00:36:41,990 --> 00:36:46,140
- along with every piece of paper
- that Duke Diver ever signed.
- 686
- 00:36:46,630 --> 00:36:49,380
- Uh, you want every single one?
- 687
- 00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,300
- Every single one.
- 688
- 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:54,100
- I suppose you want a tour.
- 689
- 00:36:54,190 --> 00:36:55,740
- Of the entire operation.
- 690
- 00:36:56,830 --> 00:36:57,740
- Romeo.
- 691
- 00:36:58,790 --> 00:37:01,100
- Oh shit!
- 692
- 00:37:06,590 --> 00:37:08,020
- I think you're going to be
- very impressed
- 693
- 00:37:08,150 --> 00:37:09,500
- with what we have going on here.
- 694
- 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:14,340
- Oh, tango.
- 695
- 00:37:14,830 --> 00:37:15,660
- Duke's idea.
- 696
- 00:37:17,510 --> 00:37:19,540
- Oh, tai chi.
- 697
- 00:37:19,630 --> 00:37:21,110
- Also Duke's idea.
- 698
- 00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:26,540
- Now, I think you're going to be
- especially impressed with this.
- 699
- 00:37:26,670 --> 00:37:29,060
- - This is very important...
- - This is our regular Thursday class.
- 700
- 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:31,300
- Real sex, loving sex,
- 701
- 00:37:31,390 --> 00:37:34,780
- affectionate, tender, nasty, dirty sex
- 702
- 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:38,060
- still must be part of your daily
- existence.
- 703
- 00:37:38,150 --> 00:37:40,870
- The older we get, the better it gets.
- 704
- 00:37:43,550 --> 00:37:44,460
- Duke's idea.
- 705
- 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:45,900
- Catching on.
- 706
- 00:37:45,990 --> 00:37:48,710
- In defense of Mr. Diver,
- this place is always packed.
- 707
- 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:51,350
- Last week we had this expert on group sex,
- and he said that the...
- 708
- 00:37:51,430 --> 00:37:54,540
- Oh... there's experts on that?
- 709
- 00:37:55,990 --> 00:37:56,860
- Yes.
- 710
- 00:37:57,710 --> 00:37:59,140
- And he was very,
- 711
- 00:38:00,270 --> 00:38:01,380
- very good.
- 712
- 00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:04,020
- Okay.
- 713
- 00:38:04,350 --> 00:38:06,420
- I know that you feel
- like you might have seen enough, but
- 714
- 00:38:06,750 --> 00:38:08,860
- I promise you this place
- is absolutely wonderful.
- 715
- 00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,540
- The rocks. You can see
- the rock formations.
- 716
- 00:38:10,670 --> 00:38:12,150
- I don't know if you've studied geology,
- 717
- 00:38:12,230 --> 00:38:15,420
- but I just, I really hope you can
- come to love it here the way we all do.
- 718
- 00:38:16,550 --> 00:38:18,220
- I mean, Duke is doing a great job.
- 719
- 00:38:18,310 --> 00:38:19,420
- If you could just...
- 720
- 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:22,580
- It really is beautiful out here.
- 721
- 00:38:24,350 --> 00:38:25,260
- Leo.
- 722
- 00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:29,700
- Oh shit! Oh, this is bad.
- 723
- 00:38:29,790 --> 00:38:31,220
- This is gonna be bad!
- 724
- 00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:33,620
- There was some blue in there.
- 725
- 00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:38,460
- That's stunning.
- 726
- 00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,660
- Yes, you are.
- 727
- 00:38:42,750 --> 00:38:46,790
- So, uh, you rescue damsels in distress,
- you're a poet, and you paint.
- 728
- 00:38:46,870 --> 00:38:48,580
- I'm exploring my feminine side.
- 729
- 00:38:50,990 --> 00:38:54,700
- So, uh, are you friends with Duke Diver?
- Seems like an odd combination.
- 730
- 00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,010
- Friend is a very strong word.
- 731
- 00:38:58,550 --> 00:38:59,340
- It's primal.
- 732
- 00:38:59,470 --> 00:39:00,950
- Yeah. It is.
- 733
- 00:39:01,790 --> 00:39:04,220
- Son of a bitch, what is he up to?
- 734
- 00:39:10,550 --> 00:39:12,940
- I thought you said
- you had to uncover enough irregularities
- 735
- 00:39:13,030 --> 00:39:14,300
- so you could fire me.
- 736
- 00:39:15,070 --> 00:39:16,550
- Well, I'm still reviewing the books.
- 737
- 00:39:16,630 --> 00:39:18,110
- Your friend's a painter.
- 738
- 00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,020
- Who knew?
- 739
- 00:39:19,110 --> 00:39:20,590
- It's the San Jacinto mountains.
- 740
- 00:39:20,670 --> 00:39:22,820
- - It's the what?
- - It's the San Jacinto mountains.
- 741
- 00:39:24,230 --> 00:39:26,140
- If this is the San Jacinto mountains,
- 742
- 00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:27,950
- Bob Hope's house is right here.
- 743
- 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:29,740
- I'm not puttin'
- Bob Hope's house in my picture.
- 744
- 00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:31,500
- Thought it would make it better,
- if you'd ask me.
- 745
- 00:39:31,590 --> 00:39:33,820
- No. Do you see the influence of Cézanne...
- 746
- 00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:36,260
- ...I owe everything to Cézanne.
- 747
- 00:39:36,350 --> 00:39:39,860
- Oh, I see a little more expressionism
- than impressionism.
- 748
- 00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:42,580
- A little bit more Kirchner than Cézanne.
- 749
- 00:39:42,670 --> 00:39:46,980
- Maybe just a tiny touch
- of Friedensreich Hundertwasser.
- 750
- 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,780
- I remind you of Friedrich Hundertwasser?
- 751
- 00:39:49,510 --> 00:39:51,700
- Hm. I may have to reassess my own work.
- 752
- 00:39:51,790 --> 00:39:53,980
- This is shit!
- 753
- 00:39:55,110 --> 00:39:58,100
- Romeo? Romeo!
- 754
- 00:39:58,190 --> 00:40:00,100
- Oh, no, no!
- 755
- 00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:03,140
- Oh, God!
- 756
- 00:40:09,270 --> 00:40:10,220
- Romeo!
- 757
- 00:40:11,190 --> 00:40:12,140
- Thank you.
- 758
- 00:40:13,270 --> 00:40:16,860
- Oh, Leo, thank you.
- 759
- 00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:19,100
- Oh, Romeo. Thank you so much.
- 760
- 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:21,100
- Hop in the truck
- and I will take you to the vet.
- 761
- 00:40:21,190 --> 00:40:22,100
- Oh, Leo!
- 762
- 00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:24,020
- Mr. Hero.
- 763
- 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,780
- There. Bob Hope's house.
- 764
- 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:40,540
- Looks better. It's not that damn hard.
- 765
- 00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:44,700
- <i>I have sad news
- to report to the Villa Capri family today.</i>
- 766
- 00:40:45,190 --> 00:40:49,180
- <i>Mike Shank in villa 68
- had a massive coronary</i>
- 767
- 00:40:49,270 --> 00:40:51,830
- <i>late last night while I was visiting.</i>
- 768
- 00:40:52,790 --> 00:40:54,980
- <i>My presence was a total coincidence.</i>
- 769
- 00:40:55,190 --> 00:40:57,940
- Great, fellas. This is great.
- This is your finest work.
- 770
- 00:40:58,310 --> 00:40:59,380
- Hey, where you been, boss?
- 771
- 00:40:59,470 --> 00:41:02,820
- Miss Quince.
- She wants my neck and Leo's bed.
- 772
- 00:41:03,670 --> 00:41:04,780
- Well, what you gonna do?
- 773
- 00:41:04,870 --> 00:41:05,780
- This is war!
- 774
- 00:41:06,710 --> 00:41:10,490
- Everything I've worked for at Villa Capri,
- everything I've built is at stake.
- 775
- 00:41:10,870 --> 00:41:12,500
- And if the corporation takes over,
- 776
- 00:41:12,590 --> 00:41:15,020
- our very way of life disappears,
- gentlemen.
- 777
- 00:41:15,350 --> 00:41:16,900
- Miss Quince is evil.
- 778
- 00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:20,260
- - She is evil, but she's hot.
- - What you gonna do, boss?
- 779
- 00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:25,100
- I'm gonna use my legendary charm,
- if I may be so humble...
- 780
- 00:41:25,590 --> 00:41:27,300
- - Mm-hm.
- - And seduce her.
- 781
- 00:41:28,230 --> 00:41:30,220
- Give her a bit of the old <i>je ne sais quoi.</i>
- 782
- 00:41:30,310 --> 00:41:31,500
- That's Spanish, right?
- 783
- 00:41:32,110 --> 00:41:35,020
- I'm gonna take the corporate starch
- outta that woman's knickers.
- 784
- 00:41:35,110 --> 00:41:36,100
- She deserves it.
- 785
- 00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:38,910
- And if there's anybody can do it,
- it's you, Duke.
- 786
- 00:41:38,990 --> 00:41:41,660
- But first, Leo McKay.
- 787
- 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,660
- Mm-hm.
- 788
- 00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:44,140
- I gotta take him down.
- 789
- 00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:45,580
- - Oh!
- - Take him down?
- 790
- 00:42:04,750 --> 00:42:06,500
- Tie his hind legs together
- with a pickin' string
- 791
- 00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,820
- so he doesn't scratch those stitches out.
- 792
- 00:42:09,270 --> 00:42:12,980
- - Uh, pickin' string?
- - Yarn. It's soft, a knitting yarn.
- 793
- 00:42:13,070 --> 00:42:16,620
- Oh, well, thanks. Thank you so much.
- I really appreciate it.
- 794
- 00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:19,140
- I have to get back
- and do the company survey.
- 795
- 00:42:19,230 --> 00:42:22,020
- You take your work seriously
- and I respect that.
- 796
- 00:42:23,110 --> 00:42:25,700
- Yeah. Thank you again. I so appreciate it.
- 797
- 00:42:25,790 --> 00:42:26,700
- Yes, ma'am.
- 798
- 00:42:38,910 --> 00:42:39,820
- Now what?
- 799
- 00:42:40,590 --> 00:42:41,660
- Renaissance Man.
- 800
- 00:42:45,430 --> 00:42:46,340
- What else do you do?
- 801
- 00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:48,940
- I'm on a journey of self-discovery
- and exploration...
- 802
- 00:42:49,030 --> 00:42:50,300
- Oh, shut up!
- 803
- 00:42:56,350 --> 00:42:59,020
- Villa Capri is not big enough
- for both of us, Leo.
- 804
- 00:42:59,630 --> 00:43:00,950
- If you wanna do somethin' about that,
- 805
- 00:43:01,030 --> 00:43:03,220
- I'll beat you the best of five
- of anything ever invented.
- 806
- 00:43:04,590 --> 00:43:06,300
- Game room. One hour.
- 807
- 00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:08,580
- - I'm not getting fired because you...
- - Make the call.
- 808
- 00:43:08,670 --> 00:43:09,580
- ...forgot to make the call.
- 809
- 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:10,940
- No! I don't care if they call you...
- 810
- 00:43:11,030 --> 00:43:12,380
- - Oh, good! We're all here.
- - Hey!
- 811
- 00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:14,780
- Time to sharpen the knives,
- circle the wagons,
- 812
- 00:43:14,870 --> 00:43:16,940
- - pull up our bootstraps and buckle down.
- - Hey.
- 813
- 00:43:17,030 --> 00:43:18,510
- It's all here, Miss Quince.
- 814
- 00:43:18,590 --> 00:43:20,100
- Great. Okay.
- 815
- 00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:23,900
- So, when exactly does Duke get petty cash?
- 816
- 00:43:26,910 --> 00:43:29,860
- Wh... whenever he asks for it.
- I... I just go and...
- 817
- 00:43:30,350 --> 00:43:31,940
- Whenever he asks for it?
- 818
- 00:43:33,270 --> 00:43:36,900
- You know what?
- This company is not his personal ATM.
- 819
- 00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:39,100
- Look, Duke is an honorable man.
- 820
- 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:41,780
- I'm sure you're not going
- to find anything that... whoa!
- 821
- 00:43:41,870 --> 00:43:43,190
- Hm, my God!
- 822
- 00:43:43,670 --> 00:43:46,700
- Honorable. What do you call these?
- 823
- 00:43:47,190 --> 00:43:48,410
- Size 14, lots of fun.
- 824
- 00:43:48,910 --> 00:43:49,980
- You want to audit those, too?
- 825
- 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:52,350
- You know what? I just might.
- 826
- 00:43:53,790 --> 00:43:58,990
- Miss Quince will never fall for your...
- transparent... dishonor.
- 827
- 00:43:59,070 --> 00:44:02,580
- My dishonor, I'll have you know,
- is not transparent.
- 828
- 00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:17,220
- - I wonder if he could lift me like that.
- - Oh, my...
- 829
- 00:44:19,150 --> 00:44:20,780
- - In my trap.
- - I counter!
- 830
- 00:44:27,030 --> 00:44:29,860
- This ain't in your wheelhouse, boss.
- 831
- 00:44:29,950 --> 00:44:31,860
- - Don't go there.
- - What do you mean, "Don't go there"?
- 832
- 00:44:31,950 --> 00:44:34,620
- Your mama said don't go there last night!
- 833
- 00:44:35,630 --> 00:44:37,580
- - Checkmate!
- - Oh!
- 834
- 00:44:41,990 --> 00:44:43,260
- Oh!
- 835
- 00:44:50,390 --> 00:44:51,940
- I got it! I got it! I got it! I got it!
- 836
- 00:44:53,510 --> 00:44:54,780
- - You've got it?
- - You got it?
- 837
- 00:44:54,870 --> 00:44:56,620
- - You got it! You...
- - Got it!
- 838
- 00:44:57,630 --> 00:44:58,850
- - You don't got it.
- - Take it.
- 839
- 00:44:58,950 --> 00:45:01,300
- Take it, take it, take it!
- 840
- 00:45:02,270 --> 00:45:03,940
- The score is tied, Mr. Diver.
- 841
- 00:45:04,030 --> 00:45:06,020
- Choose your game to finish this.
- 842
- 00:45:07,910 --> 00:45:08,740
- Limbo!
- 843
- 00:45:08,830 --> 00:45:10,260
- - Limbo!
- - Wow!
- 844
- 00:45:10,350 --> 00:45:11,420
- Oh, we got him!
- 845
- 00:45:11,550 --> 00:45:13,030
- I said stop that!
- 846
- 00:45:13,830 --> 00:45:14,820
- You first.
- 847
- 00:45:21,030 --> 00:45:22,580
- He can do it, he can do it!
- 848
- 00:45:29,230 --> 00:45:31,180
- This is bullshit!
- 849
- 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,300
- I'll take that as a pass.
- 850
- 00:45:35,750 --> 00:45:37,150
- Music!
- 851
- 00:46:19,910 --> 00:46:20,980
- Disqualification!
- 852
- 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,530
- His knees touched the ground.
- I'm starting a protest!
- 853
- 00:46:31,830 --> 00:46:34,220
- Meet me in your office
- tomorrow morning at 9 o'clock.
- 854
- 00:46:35,030 --> 00:46:35,860
- Sharp.
- 855
- 00:46:41,950 --> 00:46:45,100
- <i>♪ You, me and a Christmas tree ♪</i>
- 856
- 00:46:45,710 --> 00:46:48,300
- <i>♪ Is all I want this year ♪</i>
- 857
- 00:46:49,110 --> 00:46:52,620
- <i>♪ Just me, you and a tree will do ♪</i>
- 858
- 00:46:53,350 --> 00:46:55,860
- <i>♪ Oh, just to have you near ♪</i>
- 859
- 00:46:56,670 --> 00:46:59,860
- <i>♪ Beneath the twinkling lights ♪</i>
- 860
- 00:47:00,430 --> 00:47:03,180
- <i>♪ And shiny colored balls ♪</i>
- 861
- 00:47:03,910 --> 00:47:06,860
- <i>♪ We'll make our holiday delight ♪</i>
- 862
- 00:47:08,030 --> 00:47:10,100
- <i>♪ While little pine needles fall ♪</i>
- 863
- 00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:14,020
- Well, he's late.
- 864
- 00:47:14,470 --> 00:47:16,380
- That is very unusual.
- 865
- 00:47:16,470 --> 00:47:17,790
- Duke is very punctual.
- 866
- 00:47:18,830 --> 00:47:21,580
- Jimmy, Ginger, why don't you guys
- take the morning off?
- 867
- 00:47:22,510 --> 00:47:24,660
- Why don't you not
- and just sit right there.
- 868
- 00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:27,260
- - This is business.
- - Oh, come on. A little bit of the bubbly.
- 869
- 00:47:27,350 --> 00:47:29,140
- Oh, no, that's not appropriate.
- 870
- 00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:32,780
- <i>Maison de Chocolat...</i>
- 871
- 00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:35,620
- Come on. Try it.
- 872
- 00:47:36,790 --> 00:47:39,380
- This... this is about receipts and
- 873
- 00:47:40,070 --> 00:47:40,860
- and contracts.
- 874
- 00:47:40,990 --> 00:47:42,820
- Oh, it's nutty and dark.
- 875
- 00:47:42,950 --> 00:47:46,020
- Maybe I'll take...
- I'll take a couple for later.
- 876
- 00:47:46,550 --> 00:47:47,380
- Thank you.
- 877
- 00:47:47,470 --> 00:47:49,380
- - Thank you. Thank you very much.
- - Good, good, good.
- 878
- 00:47:49,470 --> 00:47:52,660
- - Now, it, it, it all adds up.
- - Oh, no. It doesn't.
- 879
- 00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:55,140
- Two thousand dollars for camel rental.
- 880
- 00:47:57,230 --> 00:47:59,790
- How do you think the Three Wise Men
- got to Bethlehem?
- 881
- 00:48:00,430 --> 00:48:03,020
- What does Palm Springs
- have to do with Bethlehem?
- 882
- 00:48:03,110 --> 00:48:05,020
- Bethlehem was just like this.
- 883
- 00:48:05,790 --> 00:48:09,750
- Palm trees, warm breezes,
- people walkin' around in shirtsleeves.
- 884
- 00:48:09,830 --> 00:48:14,220
- Not this snow-covered bullshit
- dreamed up by Hallmark Cards.
- 885
- 00:48:14,310 --> 00:48:15,420
- I like the snow.
- 886
- 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:19,220
- Would you deprive the residents
- of Villa Capri of their dromedaries?
- 887
- 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:21,100
- Are you a dromedary depriver?
- 888
- 00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:22,510
- Okay, forget the camels.
- 889
- 00:48:24,230 --> 00:48:27,460
- The Gentlemen's Club.
- Dancers. Right there. Dancers.
- 890
- 00:48:27,550 --> 00:48:29,460
- Yeah. Well, they were strippers.
- 891
- 00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:31,300
- Oh, I knew it!
- 892
- 00:48:31,390 --> 00:48:32,900
- No, no! No, no, no! They were sweet.
- 893
- 00:48:32,990 --> 00:48:37,100
- They were... they were sweet.
- They made the men feel young and virile.
- 894
- 00:48:37,350 --> 00:48:39,300
- Even taught the ladies
- a couple of tricks, and...
- 895
- 00:48:39,390 --> 00:48:41,020
- - and I can vouch for that.
- - Ew.
- 896
- 00:48:42,270 --> 00:48:43,490
- Golf clubs.
- 897
- 00:48:43,590 --> 00:48:45,340
- Personal. Fourteen hundred dollars.
- 898
- 00:48:45,470 --> 00:48:47,930
- Probably brought in
- about a million dollars' worth of business
- 899
- 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:51,540
- hosting potential buyers
- on the golf course.
- 900
- 00:48:51,830 --> 00:48:52,660
- - Duke...
- - Hm?
- 901
- 00:48:52,750 --> 00:48:54,500
- It's the corporation's petty cash.
- 902
- 00:48:55,550 --> 00:48:57,420
- You are apparently unfamiliar
- 903
- 00:48:57,550 --> 00:49:02,020
- with US Tax Codes special addendum 44,
- parts three and seven
- 904
- 00:49:02,590 --> 00:49:06,470
- which define explicitly those,
- and I quote,
- 905
- 00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:10,380
- "reasonable expenses pertaining
- to a business's ongoing operation."
- 906
- 00:49:10,790 --> 00:49:13,300
- - Subparagraph 12, "whereas in the..."
- - Stop it!
- 907
- 00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:17,780
- Okay.
- 908
- 00:49:18,270 --> 00:49:20,580
- Just... want to know,
- 909
- 00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:24,030
- are you keeping your heart open for me
- like I am for you?
- 910
- 00:49:24,110 --> 00:49:26,670
- Um, Duke? I don't even know who you are.
- 911
- 00:49:27,150 --> 00:49:30,060
- Actually, I can't even find
- you in the national corporate database.
- 912
- 00:49:33,350 --> 00:49:36,260
- Oh, well, basically,
- if I don't exist, what?
- 913
- 00:49:36,350 --> 00:49:39,380
- - Does that mean we're finished?
- - No, we haven't even started.
- 914
- 00:49:40,750 --> 00:49:44,180
- Okay, okay, okay, okay.
- Anyway, I... I gotta go and get ready
- 915
- 00:49:44,270 --> 00:49:45,750
- - for the big Christmas Eve party.
- - Wh... wh...
- 916
- 00:49:45,830 --> 00:49:50,020
- And have I got a surprise for you!
- 917
- 00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:53,660
- I don't want a surprise.
- 918
- 00:49:54,990 --> 00:49:57,580
- - I'm sure it's very nice.
- - You shut up!
- 919
- 00:50:01,310 --> 00:50:02,900
- And now, ladies and gentlemen,
- 920
- 00:50:02,990 --> 00:50:05,060
- we invite you to please
- put your hands together
- 921
- 00:50:05,150 --> 00:50:09,980
- and give it up
- for our beloved leader, Duke Diver.
- 922
- 00:50:10,070 --> 00:50:11,390
- <i>Hello, everybody.</i>
- 923
- 00:50:17,870 --> 00:50:19,190
- <i>Merry Christmas!</i>
- 924
- 00:50:20,710 --> 00:50:23,700
- <i>Mer-ry Christmas!</i>
- 925
- 00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:25,190
- <i>And I'm saying it like that</i>
- 926
- 00:50:25,270 --> 00:50:27,380
- <i>because this is really
- a special Christmas today,</i>
- 927
- 00:50:27,470 --> 00:50:32,340
- <i>and I think this is going to be one
- you will remember far into your future</i>
- 928
- 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:33,750
- <i>which I hope is very long.</i>
- 929
- 00:50:35,110 --> 00:50:40,740
- <i>But this Christmas is uh, very special
- to me because I want to dedicate it.</i>
- 930
- 00:50:41,230 --> 00:50:43,020
- <i>I want to dedicate it
- to a very special lady.</i>
- 931
- 00:50:43,110 --> 00:50:45,980
- <i>Her name is Miss Suzie Quince,
- wherever she is.</i>
- 932
- 00:50:46,630 --> 00:50:48,300
- <i>There she is!</i>
- 933
- 00:50:48,390 --> 00:50:51,180
- <i>Miss Quince,
- would you mind stepping forward</i>
- 934
- 00:50:51,270 --> 00:50:52,460
- <i>so we know who you are?</i>
- 935
- 00:50:53,470 --> 00:50:55,500
- <i>Please, just a couple of steps forward.</i>
- 936
- 00:50:56,630 --> 00:50:58,380
- <i>Here she is, ladies and gentlemen.</i>
- 937
- 00:50:58,870 --> 00:50:59,780
- Hi.
- 938
- 00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:04,020
- <i>On this special day
- in this special season, Susan,</i>
- 939
- 00:51:04,710 --> 00:51:06,620
- <i>I'm dedicating this one to you.</i>
- 940
- 00:51:07,630 --> 00:51:08,980
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>
- 941
- 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:11,340
- <i>Johnny Mathis!</i>
- 942
- 00:51:16,070 --> 00:51:17,820
- - Holy shit! Did you see that?
- - Atta boy, Dukie!
- 943
- 00:51:17,910 --> 00:51:19,060
- You did it again!
- 944
- 00:51:19,150 --> 00:51:21,820
- It's good to see you, my friend.
- Welcome, welcome.
- 945
- 00:51:22,190 --> 00:51:23,670
- I'll be on the piano for you.
- 946
- 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:24,900
- This is gonna go well.
- 947
- 00:51:25,230 --> 00:51:28,340
- Okay. Thank you. Hi, guys. All right.
- 948
- 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:39,670
- <i>♪ Sleigh bells ring are ya listenin' ♪</i>
- 949
- 00:51:40,110 --> 00:51:43,620
- <i>♪ In the lane snow is glistenin' ♪</i>
- 950
- 00:51:44,310 --> 00:51:47,660
- <i>♪ A beautiful sight we're happy tonight ♪</i>
- 951
- 00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:51,140
- <i>♪ Walkin' in a winter wonderland... ♪</i>
- 952
- 00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:52,780
- I'm walkin', baby.
- 953
- 00:51:53,270 --> 00:51:59,060
- Does Roberta have a little Beyoncé
- thing goin' on tonight or am I hammered?
- 954
- 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,710
- Well, she does, but you are hammered.
- 955
- 00:52:01,790 --> 00:52:02,660
- Put a ring on it.
- 956
- 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:03,660
- Boys...
- 957
- 00:52:04,350 --> 00:52:06,910
- boys, it's time to make our move.
- 958
- 00:52:07,310 --> 00:52:11,500
- Ms. Marguerite. You and me?
- 959
- 00:52:11,590 --> 00:52:14,310
- <i>♪ Then pretend that he is ♪
- ♪ Parson Brown ♪</i>
- 960
- 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:16,940
- Come on.
- 961
- 00:52:19,110 --> 00:52:20,740
- <i>♪ But you can do the job ♪
- ♪ When you're in town ♪</i>
- 962
- 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:22,020
- I see you.
- 963
- 00:52:22,670 --> 00:52:29,380
- <i>♪ Later on we'll conspire ♪
- ♪ As we dream by the fire ♪</i>
- 964
- 00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:34,100
- <i>♪ To face unafraid ♪
- ♪ The plans that we made ♪</i>
- 965
- 00:52:34,630 --> 00:52:37,660
- <i>♪ Walkin' in a winter wonderland ♪</i>
- 966
- 00:52:40,910 --> 00:52:44,900
- <i>♪ Over the ground lies a mantle of white ♪</i>
- 967
- 00:52:45,590 --> 00:52:50,340
- <i>♪ A heaven of diamonds ♪
- ♪ Shine down through the night ♪</i>
- 968
- 00:52:51,550 --> 00:52:53,460
- Miss Quince, may I have
- the pleasure of this dance?
- 969
- 00:52:53,550 --> 00:52:54,950
- Yes, absolutely.
- 970
- 00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:59,060
- <i>♪ When it snows ♪</i>
- 971
- 00:52:59,150 --> 00:53:00,180
- Oh, you're good!
- 972
- 00:53:00,550 --> 00:53:01,770
- Oh, I'm not that good,
- 973
- 00:53:01,870 --> 00:53:04,430
- - I just try real hard.
- - Yes you are, you're really good.
- 974
- 00:53:04,510 --> 00:53:07,780
- I've gotta tell ya,
- you're light on your feet.
- 975
- 00:53:07,870 --> 00:53:11,910
- <i>♪ We'll frolic and play ♪
- ♪ The Eskimo way ♪</i>
- 976
- 00:53:12,870 --> 00:53:15,140
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- Excuse me, excuse me.
- 977
- 00:53:15,230 --> 00:53:16,980
- - My turn.
- - Have some respect for the lady.
- 978
- 00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:19,940
- - Gentlemen, gentlemen.
- - There's only one gentleman here.
- 979
- 00:53:20,190 --> 00:53:21,540
- Stop the music!
- 980
- 00:53:22,750 --> 00:53:24,460
- You makin' a fool of yourself, Duke.
- 981
- 00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:27,030
- I'm callin' your hand.
- 982
- 00:53:27,110 --> 00:53:31,740
- We're gonna play
- 18 holes of golf, right?
- 983
- 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:33,820
- Winner...
- 984
- 00:53:36,270 --> 00:53:38,460
- - Christmas morning.
- - Bring your A-game.
- 985
- 00:53:38,550 --> 00:53:42,100
- A-game?
- I'm gonna kick your ass with one hand!
- 986
- 00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:45,140
- Oh, no.
- 987
- 00:53:51,470 --> 00:53:53,260
- <i>♪ Dashing through the snow ♪</i>
- 988
- 00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:55,540
- <i>♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪</i>
- 989
- 00:53:56,110 --> 00:53:58,140
- <i>♪ O'er the fields we go ♪</i>
- 990
- 00:53:58,230 --> 00:54:01,020
- <i>♪ Laughing all the way ha-ha-ha ♪</i>
- 991
- 00:54:01,110 --> 00:54:03,140
- <i>♪ Bells on bobtails ring ♪</i>
- 992
- 00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:09,140
- It's madness. It's all madness.
- 993
- 00:54:15,870 --> 00:54:17,740
- Leo can play for real.
- 994
- 00:54:17,830 --> 00:54:19,100
- It doesn't matter. We got your back, boss.
- 995
- 00:54:19,190 --> 00:54:21,910
- Yeah, even if you're outta bounds,
- I got the foot mashie going.
- 996
- 00:54:21,990 --> 00:54:25,300
- And I got a hole in my pocket
- and a half dozen extra balls.
- 997
- 00:54:26,470 --> 00:54:28,860
- And I got a short game.
- 998
- 00:54:28,950 --> 00:54:30,350
- We got you rigged to win!
- 999
- 00:54:30,430 --> 00:54:31,830
- Ah, we got you covered.
- 1000
- 00:54:31,910 --> 00:54:33,100
- I wouldn't even worry about it.
- 1001
- 00:54:33,190 --> 00:54:34,940
- Cowboy and the playboy.
- 1002
- 00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:36,860
- - I got my money on the playboy.
- - All right, all right.
- 1003
- 00:54:37,270 --> 00:54:38,140
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1004
- 00:54:38,230 --> 00:54:41,780
- this morning's contest
- will be 18 holes of match play golf
- 1005
- 00:54:42,310 --> 00:54:46,460
- between Mr. Diver and Mr. McKay,
- according to official USGA rules.
- 1006
- 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,900
- Now, I just wanna say before we begin
- 1007
- 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,550
- that even though
- there can only be one winner...
- 1008
- 00:54:51,670 --> 00:54:53,620
- Oh, shut up!
- I think I have the honors here.
- 1009
- 00:54:53,830 --> 00:54:54,660
- - Yep.
- - Oh,
- 1010
- 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:55,660
- we're starting to kick it now!
- 1011
- 00:55:01,790 --> 00:55:03,140
- Oh!
- 1012
- 00:55:03,230 --> 00:55:04,420
- Son of a bitch!
- 1013
- 00:55:04,630 --> 00:55:06,420
- Holy!
- 1014
- 00:55:07,630 --> 00:55:09,420
- All right, baby!
- 1015
- 00:55:09,510 --> 00:55:11,180
- All right, Duke. Have at it.
- 1016
- 00:55:11,910 --> 00:55:13,940
- Show us what you got.
- Come on, let it rip.
- 1017
- 00:55:14,030 --> 00:55:14,940
- Quiet, please!
- 1018
- 00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,700
- You don't gotta tell me
- to shut up. Let it rip, boss. Let it rip.
- 1019
- 00:55:18,670 --> 00:55:22,100
- Leo, pay attention. One hand.
- 1020
- 00:55:23,630 --> 00:55:24,980
- - One hand.
- - Waggling.
- 1021
- 00:55:25,070 --> 00:55:25,980
- Yes.
- 1022
- 00:55:26,630 --> 00:55:28,340
- Yes! Yes!
- 1023
- 00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:30,900
- Let's go! Let's go!
- 1024
- 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:33,870
- Ow! That's how you do it!
- 1025
- 00:55:33,950 --> 00:55:35,740
- Right down the fairway!
- 1026
- 00:55:40,470 --> 00:55:41,870
- - Yes!
- - Uh-huh.
- 1027
- 00:55:55,950 --> 00:55:58,140
- - Yeah! Yeah!
- - Feelin' it!
- 1028
- 00:56:03,430 --> 00:56:05,660
- No, no problem.
- I got this, I got this.
- 1029
- 00:56:12,710 --> 00:56:13,900
- Yes, Duke!
- 1030
- 00:56:20,830 --> 00:56:21,740
- Settle.
- 1031
- 00:56:26,030 --> 00:56:29,780
- - Damn, smoother...
- - Oh, good break!
- 1032
- 00:56:44,430 --> 00:56:45,620
- That ball is out of bounds.
- 1033
- 00:56:45,710 --> 00:56:47,260
- - Huh?
- - Out of bounds.
- 1034
- 00:56:49,350 --> 00:56:51,020
- Lucky bounce. Must have hit a tree.
- 1035
- 00:56:54,310 --> 00:56:55,260
- Oh!
- 1036
- 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:56,900
- Yeah, great shot,
- great shot, chief!
- 1037
- 00:56:56,990 --> 00:56:58,100
- All right, Duke, have at it!
- 1038
- 00:56:58,470 --> 00:57:00,300
- - Oh, boy.
- - You're lookin' real good.
- 1039
- 00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,780
- Oh, cowboy, what you gonna do now, cowboy?
- 1040
- 00:57:03,870 --> 00:57:06,660
- All right. This is bullshit.
- 1041
- 00:57:07,190 --> 00:57:09,380
- - What you talkin' about?
- - It's bullshit.
- 1042
- 00:57:10,230 --> 00:57:13,860
- Are you accusing me of conduct
- unbecoming a man of my reputation?
- 1043
- 00:57:13,950 --> 00:57:17,780
- I am accusing you of conduct
- consistent with a man of your reputation.
- 1044
- 00:57:17,870 --> 00:57:19,220
- You been cheatin' all day long.
- 1045
- 00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:23,020
- And if I'm keepin' the score correctly,
- 1046
- 00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:25,780
- you will have to hole that ball
- on that green to beat me.
- 1047
- 00:57:26,550 --> 00:57:27,460
- Okay.
- 1048
- 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:28,780
- Okay.
- 1049
- 00:57:28,910 --> 00:57:30,020
- You got this shot.
- 1050
- 00:57:30,950 --> 00:57:31,860
- Watch this.
- 1051
- 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:35,340
- Tell you what, why don't we, uh,
- 1052
- 00:57:35,430 --> 00:57:37,380
- run up here right quick
- and read the green.
- 1053
- 00:57:38,430 --> 00:57:39,980
- - Great thinking.
- - Not so fast.
- 1054
- 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,150
- I don't trust you and I never will.
- 1055
- 00:57:42,470 --> 00:57:43,790
- Ah, we plum-bobbing that!
- 1056
- 00:57:43,870 --> 00:57:45,620
- I'm keepin' my eye on you, man,
- just like a hawk.
- 1057
- 00:57:46,670 --> 00:57:47,580
- God damn!
- 1058
- 00:57:48,150 --> 00:57:49,060
- Oh shit! Oh shit!
- 1059
- 00:57:51,390 --> 00:57:52,340
- - Everybody all right?
- - Shit!
- 1060
- 00:57:52,430 --> 00:57:53,860
- They found me! They found me!
- 1061
- 00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:55,350
- - Everyone's okay.
- - Are you okay?
- 1062
- 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:57,540
- Stay calm. Stay calm.
- 1063
- 00:57:57,630 --> 00:57:59,140
- We'll have the EMS here in a minute.
- 1064
- 00:57:59,550 --> 00:58:00,460
- Holy shit!
- 1065
- 00:58:00,950 --> 00:58:02,270
- Probably just a gasoline leak.
- 1066
- 00:58:02,350 --> 00:58:03,750
- It's an electric cart!
- 1067
- 00:58:03,830 --> 00:58:05,700
- Where's my hat? Where's my hat?
- 1068
- 00:58:05,790 --> 00:58:06,660
- Where you goin'?
- 1069
- 00:58:38,950 --> 00:58:40,020
- You want a taste?
- 1070
- 00:58:40,470 --> 00:58:42,620
- It's Leo, and I don't want a taste.
- Open up.
- 1071
- 00:58:42,710 --> 00:58:43,620
- Leo?
- 1072
- 00:58:50,350 --> 00:58:53,070
- You forfeit. I win the golf match.
- 1073
- 00:58:53,150 --> 00:58:54,860
- You can have the damn golf match.
- 1074
- 00:58:55,270 --> 00:58:56,380
- Somebody wants me dead!
- 1075
- 00:58:56,470 --> 00:58:57,790
- Who wants you dead? Who are you?
- 1076
- 00:58:58,190 --> 00:58:59,100
- It... it's, a...
- 1077
- 00:58:59,870 --> 00:59:01,820
- So, I'm the trophy for a golf match.
- 1078
- 00:59:02,910 --> 00:59:05,100
- I mean, it's not the first time
- men have fought over me.
- 1079
- 00:59:05,190 --> 00:59:06,940
- Which one of you children is winning?
- 1080
- 00:59:07,030 --> 00:59:09,780
- No, no, no.
- We... we... we're not fighting over you.
- 1081
- 00:59:10,070 --> 00:59:11,550
- That would be sexist and outrageous.
- 1082
- 00:59:11,630 --> 00:59:14,140
- No, we're fighting
- over the right to court you.
- 1083
- 00:59:14,230 --> 00:59:15,060
- There's a difference?
- 1084
- 00:59:15,150 --> 00:59:17,300
- These are fine distinctions that men make.
- 1085
- 00:59:17,390 --> 00:59:19,740
- Yeah, yeah, we... you misunderstood.
- 1086
- 00:59:20,270 --> 00:59:22,700
- We honor, praise and glorify you.
- 1087
- 00:59:22,790 --> 00:59:24,540
- No criminal intent on Duke's part,
- 1088
- 00:59:24,630 --> 00:59:25,980
- it's just Duke being Duke.
- 1089
- 00:59:26,350 --> 00:59:27,180
- Thank you, Leo.
- 1090
- 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:28,900
- Do you men hear yourselves?
- 1091
- 00:59:29,030 --> 00:59:30,860
- - No.
- - Sh... should we?
- 1092
- 00:59:32,390 --> 00:59:34,660
- Excuse me. I trust I've made my point.
- 1093
- 00:59:36,310 --> 00:59:39,300
- Oh, by the way, did you hear a loud boom
- a few minutes ago?
- 1094
- 00:59:39,630 --> 00:59:42,420
- - Uh-uh.
- - No, no.
- 1095
- 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:44,660
- You?
- 1096
- 00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:47,860
- Corporate's up my ass
- and you're both lying to me.
- 1097
- 00:59:49,350 --> 00:59:50,860
- You better report this
- to the county sheriff.
- 1098
- 00:59:50,950 --> 00:59:53,060
- Oh, no, no. No, Leo, I beg you.
- 1099
- 00:59:53,150 --> 00:59:54,630
- Don't take this to the law.
- 1100
- 00:59:55,990 --> 00:59:59,340
- Leo. Leo! Leo, where you going?
- 1101
- 01:00:01,350 --> 01:00:03,140
- Leo, it's not safe for me
- around here anymore.
- 1102
- 01:00:03,230 --> 01:00:05,820
- - You've got to get me the hell outta here.
- - Why would I do that for you?
- 1103
- 01:00:06,430 --> 01:00:08,340
- Because you don't want bloody chunks of me
- 1104
- 01:00:08,430 --> 01:00:10,340
- raining all over Villa Capri!
- 1105
- 01:00:10,430 --> 01:00:12,340
- All right, I'll get you outta here
- but on one condition.
- 1106
- 01:00:12,430 --> 01:00:14,660
- You tell me everything. No more bullshit.
- 1107
- 01:00:14,750 --> 01:00:16,860
- Now, why would I bullshit you, Leo?
- 1108
- 01:00:16,950 --> 01:00:19,020
- Okay. Bloody chunks it is.
- 1109
- 01:00:19,110 --> 01:00:22,380
- Uh, okay, okay. Okay.
- No... no more bullshit.
- 1110
- 01:00:23,710 --> 01:00:25,190
- You blew up a golf cart?
- 1111
- 01:00:25,870 --> 01:00:26,860
- And he wasn't in it?
- 1112
- 01:00:31,070 --> 01:00:33,820
- No, it is not your fault.
- 1113
- 01:00:33,910 --> 01:00:36,860
- Your... your... your father
- never let you murder anyone.
- 1114
- 01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:42,700
- No, he... he always said
- that you did the best digging.
- 1115
- 01:00:43,070 --> 01:00:44,340
- But sweetheart,
- 1116
- 01:00:44,950 --> 01:00:47,980
- how many men did you bury
- from snakebites and bombs?
- 1117
- 01:00:48,630 --> 01:00:49,780
- Zero!
- 1118
- 01:00:50,150 --> 01:00:52,020
- They all died from bullet holes!
- 1119
- 01:00:52,110 --> 01:00:56,180
- So go get some bullets,
- and do it like your father used to do it!
- 1120
- 01:01:01,990 --> 01:01:02,980
- Who the hell are you?
- 1121
- 01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:05,260
- My real name is William J. DuPrees.
- 1122
- 01:01:06,470 --> 01:01:09,740
- I was known for many years as Sweet Willy.
- 1123
- 01:01:10,590 --> 01:01:13,780
- I was chief counsel for the Bruno family.
- 1124
- 01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:14,780
- Mob.
- 1125
- 01:01:15,110 --> 01:01:19,860
- Until I learned that they weren't really
- in the trucking business.
- 1126
- 01:01:19,950 --> 01:01:23,220
- And then Feds came around
- and offered me a choice.
- 1127
- 01:01:23,310 --> 01:01:25,500
- - And?
- - I rolled over like a trained show dog.
- 1128
- 01:01:25,990 --> 01:01:30,100
- The problem was there was this crazy wife
- and a crazier son, even,
- 1129
- 01:01:30,550 --> 01:01:32,620
- who threatened to kill me at the trial.
- 1130
- 01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:36,260
- And then when the brakes went out
- on my car a week later,
- 1131
- 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:38,580
- around came the Feds again...
- 1132
- 01:01:38,670 --> 01:01:40,100
- And you went into witness protection.
- 1133
- 01:01:40,190 --> 01:01:43,380
- And turned it into an art form,
- if I may say so myself.
- 1134
- 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:45,620
- Did you ever change your appearance?
- 1135
- 01:01:47,670 --> 01:01:48,620
- And mess with this?
- 1136
- 01:01:49,510 --> 01:01:50,460
- I don't think so.
- 1137
- 01:01:51,590 --> 01:01:52,460
- The Feds will take care of you.
- 1138
- 01:01:52,790 --> 01:01:55,250
- - Yeah! They'll relocate me.
- - So what?
- 1139
- 01:01:55,910 --> 01:01:57,740
- So, I don't want to be relocated!
- 1140
- 01:01:58,790 --> 01:02:00,540
- I got it made at the Villa Capri.
- 1141
- 01:02:01,150 --> 01:02:03,380
- Everything a man could want is there!
- 1142
- 01:02:03,470 --> 01:02:06,110
- It is my vision that made it
- what it is today.
- 1143
- 01:02:06,670 --> 01:02:12,100
- Sex, booze, golf... and then you die.
- 1144
- 01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:14,220
- Heaven's gonna be
- a disappointment to you, man.
- 1145
- 01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:17,740
- Come on, Leo.
- Help me save what I've built.
- 1146
- 01:02:21,670 --> 01:02:23,180
- - Shit!
- - Nobody messes with my truck!
- 1147
- 01:02:24,350 --> 01:02:25,260
- Shot my truck!
- 1148
- 01:02:25,350 --> 01:02:27,910
- Oh, hell! He's tryin' to kill me
- and you're worried about a truck?
- 1149
- 01:02:27,990 --> 01:02:28,900
- Hang on.
- 1150
- 01:02:42,710 --> 01:02:43,620
- Shit! Shit!
- 1151
- 01:02:54,310 --> 01:02:55,340
- Shit!
- 1152
- 01:03:02,190 --> 01:03:04,300
- Let's just regroup
- and... and... and make a plan.
- 1153
- 01:03:04,390 --> 01:03:06,020
- I'm gonna cut the sumbitch off.
- 1154
- 01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:22,180
- - This is a really bad idea, Leo.
- - Watch this.
- 1155
- 01:03:26,910 --> 01:03:29,860
- Nice work, Leo.
- Glad I didn't blink.
- 1156
- 01:03:31,670 --> 01:03:33,300
- Damn it.
- 1157
- 01:03:37,830 --> 01:03:42,140
- This is my brand-new, F-150, 4x4,
- 1158
- 01:03:42,230 --> 01:03:47,430
- ruby red, extended cab,
- custom bedliner truck!
- 1159
- 01:03:50,590 --> 01:03:53,780
- I guess we're going to have to inform
- Miss Quince of these developments.
- 1160
- 01:03:53,870 --> 01:03:56,430
- Yeah. Her job's at stake.
- 1161
- 01:04:06,910 --> 01:04:08,580
- You got a special feelin' for her,
- don't you?
- 1162
- 01:04:09,030 --> 01:04:10,580
- From the moment I first saw her,
- 1163
- 01:04:10,670 --> 01:04:12,500
- there was something
- about Miss Suzie Quince
- 1164
- 01:04:12,590 --> 01:04:15,150
- that got the hair
- on the back of my neck standing up.
- 1165
- 01:04:16,790 --> 01:04:17,740
- Nothin' finer.
- 1166
- 01:04:18,350 --> 01:04:20,620
- In the whole wide world than a good woman.
- 1167
- 01:04:21,270 --> 01:04:23,580
- I dig the female species...
- 1168
- 01:04:23,670 --> 01:04:25,100
- Smells sweeter than a honeysuckle.
- 1169
- 01:04:25,190 --> 01:04:27,980
- Smarter than hell, firm as a biscuit.
- 1170
- 01:04:28,350 --> 01:04:29,260
- Firm as a biscuit?
- 1171
- 01:04:29,550 --> 01:04:32,270
- Biscuit, fresh out of the oven.
- 1172
- 01:04:32,590 --> 01:04:36,700
- Oh, yeah. Butter melting.
- 1173
- 01:04:37,630 --> 01:04:39,980
- - You see my point.
- - Ah, yes, indeed.
- 1174
- 01:04:40,630 --> 01:04:45,460
- The sun, the moon, and the stars, Leo.
- That's what a good woman is to me.
- 1175
- 01:04:45,550 --> 01:04:52,020
- <i>♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪
- ♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪</i>
- 1176
- 01:04:52,590 --> 01:04:59,140
- <i>♪ Peace on Earth and mercy mild ♪
- ♪ God and sinners reconciled ♪</i>
- 1177
- 01:05:02,590 --> 01:05:03,500
- Go on.
- 1178
- 01:05:04,630 --> 01:05:05,460
- What goes next?
- 1179
- 01:05:08,110 --> 01:05:09,020
- With.
- 1180
- 01:05:09,990 --> 01:05:11,310
- What is it? With...
- 1181
- 01:05:12,110 --> 01:05:13,590
- Romantic joy proclaim?
- 1182
- 01:05:14,430 --> 01:05:15,540
- Proclaim.
- 1183
- 01:05:15,990 --> 01:05:19,140
- <i>♪ Christ was born in Bethlehem ♪</i>
- 1184
- 01:05:19,710 --> 01:05:22,740
- <i>♪ Hark! the herald angels sing ♪</i>
- 1185
- 01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:27,700
- <i>♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪</i>
- 1186
- 01:05:29,590 --> 01:05:32,420
- You had a rifle and a scope
- and you missed him?
- 1187
- 01:05:34,070 --> 01:05:36,630
- Oh, Oscar,
- just stop trying to kill him.
- 1188
- 01:05:36,710 --> 01:05:38,190
- Just bring him to me and I'll do it.
- 1189
- 01:05:46,310 --> 01:05:48,740
- Why am I not surprised
- you're in witness protection
- 1190
- 01:05:48,870 --> 01:05:50,090
- and somebody's trying to kill you?
- 1191
- 01:05:50,590 --> 01:05:52,780
- - Yep, that's him. Yeah.
- - The animal guy, right there.
- 1192
- 01:05:53,230 --> 01:05:56,220
- Sheep. Camels.
- Did they have a snake? Probably.
- 1193
- 01:05:57,310 --> 01:05:59,340
- I thought he looked vaguely familiar.
- 1194
- 01:06:00,230 --> 01:06:01,420
- Now I recognize him.
- 1195
- 01:06:01,990 --> 01:06:05,100
- That's Oscar Bruno,
- one of the mob boss's sons.
- 1196
- 01:06:05,870 --> 01:06:07,940
- He could have
- just knocked on your door and shot you.
- 1197
- 01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:10,220
- Surveillance cameras.
- He didn't wanna be ID'd.
- 1198
- 01:06:10,350 --> 01:06:12,810
- No. He figured he could just come
- and go with the animals.
- 1199
- 01:06:15,270 --> 01:06:17,060
- Leo wants to turn me over to the Feds.
- 1200
- 01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:19,860
- Oh, God! No, please.
- 1201
- 01:06:20,310 --> 01:06:23,940
- Tell the police, and suddenly
- the Villa Capri is crawling with cops!
- 1202
- 01:06:24,070 --> 01:06:27,140
- I mean, can't you just, like,
- track him down?
- 1203
- 01:06:27,230 --> 01:06:28,300
- He's a bad guy. Just...
- 1204
- 01:06:28,990 --> 01:06:31,660
- you know, snuff him out
- like way off the radar.
- 1205
- 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:34,310
- I don't snuff people out,
- off or on the radar.
- 1206
- 01:06:34,630 --> 01:06:36,140
- Oh, God. I know.
- 1207
- 01:06:37,830 --> 01:06:40,180
- Okay, guys, look, I... I have a confession.
- 1208
- 01:06:41,390 --> 01:06:44,740
- The last couple times corporate sent me
- to fix a problem,
- 1209
- 01:06:44,830 --> 01:06:47,780
- something crazy happened.
- Things got worse.
- 1210
- 01:06:48,910 --> 01:06:53,020
- I'm starting to like this place,
- but I'm on a short leash here.
- 1211
- 01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:55,820
- If this gets public,
- it could cost me my job.
- 1212
- 01:06:57,110 --> 01:06:59,670
- Please... Leo...
- 1213
- 01:06:59,750 --> 01:07:01,580
- And, he shot your damn truck.
- 1214
- 01:07:02,030 --> 01:07:04,220
- - Hmm.
- - He shot your truck?
- 1215
- 01:07:04,670 --> 01:07:08,140
- You're both right.
- We're goin' after this guy.
- 1216
- 01:07:08,710 --> 01:07:09,660
- Yes!
- 1217
- 01:07:19,510 --> 01:07:20,830
- What the hell is this about?
- 1218
- 01:07:20,910 --> 01:07:23,940
- He knows my new truck,
- but he doesn't know this shitty van.
- 1219
- 01:07:24,030 --> 01:07:26,260
- Oh.
- 1220
- 01:07:26,790 --> 01:07:27,820
- That's clever.
- 1221
- 01:07:28,470 --> 01:07:31,190
- I think you and I could become
- cherished friends, Leo.
- 1222
- 01:07:31,270 --> 01:07:32,180
- Shut up.
- 1223
- 01:08:04,870 --> 01:08:06,270
- Fit perfect in a golf bag.
- 1224
- 01:08:06,870 --> 01:08:07,780
- Can I help you guys?
- 1225
- 01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:11,060
- - Can they get out?
- - Yep, every now and then.
- 1226
- 01:08:11,470 --> 01:08:12,660
- You might wanna think
- about a deeper trough.
- 1227
- 01:08:13,270 --> 01:08:15,380
- Deeper trough. Yeah, good thinkin'.
- 1228
- 01:08:15,910 --> 01:08:17,340
- Duke, what brings you out here?
- 1229
- 01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:20,020
- Were, uh, lookin' for a guy.
- 1230
- 01:08:21,430 --> 01:08:23,500
- Oscar. Strange fella.
- 1231
- 01:08:23,830 --> 01:08:24,660
- Where is he now?
- 1232
- 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:25,900
- He quit yesterday.
- 1233
- 01:08:26,710 --> 01:08:30,340
- Said he had found what
- he was lookin' for and walked out.
- 1234
- 01:08:30,430 --> 01:08:31,340
- Leave an address?
- 1235
- 01:08:31,590 --> 01:08:33,340
- He lived in a motel, I think.
- 1236
- 01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:36,820
- - Motel...
- - You got any idea which motel?
- 1237
- 01:08:37,470 --> 01:08:40,300
- - Made it sound like the French Quarter.
- - French Quarter?
- 1238
- 01:08:40,390 --> 01:08:41,340
- - Something like that.
- - Got it.
- 1239
- 01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:49,100
- Manager says he's still livin' here.
- 1240
- 01:08:49,830 --> 01:08:50,740
- Unit 15.
- 1241
- 01:08:51,070 --> 01:08:53,740
- So when he shows up, we jump him,
- 1242
- 01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:55,540
- we hand him over to the Feds,
- 1243
- 01:08:55,630 --> 01:08:57,820
- and he goes up the river forever, right?
- 1244
- 01:08:57,910 --> 01:09:00,100
- - No, no. We don't jump him.
- - What do you mean?
- 1245
- 01:09:00,350 --> 01:09:01,260
- I do.
- 1246
- 01:09:03,390 --> 01:09:05,850
- - So just relax.
- - Yeah, okay...
- 1247
- 01:09:12,150 --> 01:09:14,100
- Sixth grade was traumatic.
- 1248
- 01:09:14,990 --> 01:09:16,420
- I ran for class president.
- 1249
- 01:09:17,950 --> 01:09:18,860
- Lost.
- 1250
- 01:09:19,510 --> 01:09:23,740
- I got one vote... my own.
- 1251
- 01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:27,540
- In high school,
- I tried bribing my classmates, but...
- 1252
- 01:09:28,190 --> 01:09:29,180
- Crushed again.
- 1253
- 01:09:29,950 --> 01:09:30,900
- Yeah.
- 1254
- 01:09:31,230 --> 01:09:33,260
- Witness protection turned my life around.
- 1255
- 01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:36,580
- You got a fresh start
- on the back nine of life.
- 1256
- 01:09:37,230 --> 01:09:38,740
- Reinvented myself.
- 1257
- 01:09:39,990 --> 01:09:41,940
- Was goin' pretty good, if you ask me.
- 1258
- 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:44,420
- You like me a little, yes?
- 1259
- 01:09:44,510 --> 01:09:45,910
- You need to be liked?
- 1260
- 01:09:46,670 --> 01:09:48,740
- It may sound pathetic but,
- 1261
- 01:09:49,790 --> 01:09:51,220
- I love to be adored.
- 1262
- 01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:52,700
- You need therapy.
- 1263
- 01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:54,820
- Never worked before.
- 1264
- 01:09:56,790 --> 01:09:58,540
- Not until now with you.
- 1265
- 01:09:59,470 --> 01:10:01,260
- Good. You're cured.
- 1266
- 01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:06,700
- We should rotate naps
- in case it turns into an all-nighter.
- 1267
- 01:10:07,270 --> 01:10:10,060
- Yeah. Well, I'm wide awake
- if you wanna take the first one.
- 1268
- 01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,260
- I could nod off pretty quick.
- 1269
- 01:10:12,630 --> 01:10:13,540
- Well...
- 1270
- 01:10:13,830 --> 01:10:17,220
- Wake me in one hour
- or if anybody shows up.
- 1271
- 01:10:25,870 --> 01:10:28,220
- - Would you like a song to help you sleep?
- - No.
- 1272
- 01:10:34,950 --> 01:10:39,620
- <i>♪ Silent night ♪</i>
- 1273
- 01:10:40,790 --> 01:10:44,860
- <i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>
- 1274
- 01:10:45,430 --> 01:10:46,340
- I like that one.
- 1275
- 01:10:47,510 --> 01:10:52,260
- <i>♪ All is calm ♪</i>
- 1276
- 01:10:53,190 --> 01:10:57,260
- <i>♪ All is bright ♪</i>
- 1277
- 01:12:17,030 --> 01:12:18,780
- - Wake up, Sherlock.
- - Hm?
- 1278
- 01:12:19,190 --> 01:12:20,510
- You were supposed to wake me up.
- 1279
- 01:12:21,990 --> 01:12:22,900
- Sorry.
- 1280
- 01:12:23,510 --> 01:12:25,420
- That song always leaves me out.
- 1281
- 01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:31,540
- Can I help you?
- 1282
- 01:12:31,870 --> 01:12:34,020
- Yeah, the guy in room 15,
- what do you know about him?
- 1283
- 01:12:34,470 --> 01:12:36,500
- A very nice man. Very polite.
- 1284
- 01:12:36,590 --> 01:12:37,500
- Bullshit.
- 1285
- 01:12:37,790 --> 01:12:40,380
- There is one thing.
- He... loves naked ladies.
- 1286
- 01:12:41,070 --> 01:12:43,100
- I saw him at last week's
- Sunday brunch at Rudy's.
- 1287
- 01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:44,910
- They have a Sunday brunch at a titty bar?
- 1288
- 01:12:45,790 --> 01:12:47,540
- You gotta try the Belgian waffles there.
- 1289
- 01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:54,940
- Okay. All right. Go do your business.
- Go on, Romeo.
- 1290
- 01:12:55,150 --> 01:12:57,660
- - That's a good boy! Good boy!
- - Hey, Suzie?
- 1291
- 01:12:58,710 --> 01:12:59,540
- Suzie?
- 1292
- 01:12:59,630 --> 01:13:01,500
- - Yeah?
- - It's corporate for you.
- 1293
- 01:13:01,590 --> 01:13:03,140
- It's corporate?
- 1294
- 01:13:08,950 --> 01:13:09,940
- Suzie Quince.
- 1295
- 01:13:11,310 --> 01:13:12,220
- Yes!
- 1296
- 01:13:13,550 --> 01:13:14,980
- No, no, no...
- 1297
- 01:13:15,270 --> 01:13:17,260
- I... I'm getting a handle on things.
- 1298
- 01:13:17,350 --> 01:13:18,570
- A firm grasp.
- 1299
- 01:13:22,550 --> 01:13:24,460
- <i>♪ Holy night ♪</i>
- 1300
- 01:13:24,950 --> 01:13:27,860
- No. I... there are protocols.
- I'm following the protocols.
- 1301
- 01:13:27,950 --> 01:13:30,300
- I'm a... I'm a walking protocol.
- 1302
- 01:13:34,870 --> 01:13:38,220
- But people just seem to be so happy here,
- 1303
- 01:13:38,310 --> 01:13:42,580
- and happiness is not a condition.
- It's a choice.
- 1304
- 01:13:47,750 --> 01:13:50,020
- Things are not out of control
- at the Villa Capri.
- 1305
- 01:13:50,110 --> 01:13:51,220
- It is magnificent here.
- 1306
- 01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:57,180
- No, no, no! Stop! Come back!
- 1307
- 01:13:57,550 --> 01:14:01,100
- Terminate me? You can't terminate me!
- 1308
- 01:14:01,190 --> 01:14:03,060
- Come back with the nativity!
- 1309
- 01:14:03,270 --> 01:14:04,700
- No, wait! Stop, get back in there!
- 1310
- 01:14:04,790 --> 01:14:06,110
- Larry, get the camel!
- 1311
- 01:14:07,550 --> 01:14:08,460
- You know what?
- 1312
- 01:14:08,950 --> 01:14:10,060
- Hello?
- 1313
- 01:14:13,190 --> 01:14:14,100
- Romeo?
- 1314
- 01:14:14,910 --> 01:14:16,130
- Oh, Romeo?
- 1315
- 01:14:17,190 --> 01:14:19,860
- Oh, my God! Romeo. Romeo!
- 1316
- 01:14:19,950 --> 01:14:23,860
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
- 1317
- 01:14:23,950 --> 01:14:25,660
- - Hey!
- - Oh! Oh!
- 1318
- 01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:26,900
- I got you!
- 1319
- 01:14:32,630 --> 01:14:33,850
- You know, this isn't
- a very efficient plan.
- 1320
- 01:14:33,950 --> 01:14:34,860
- You shut up!
- 1321
- 01:14:35,150 --> 01:14:37,940
- You shut up! I'm having
- a worse day than you are.
- 1322
- 01:14:38,590 --> 01:14:42,370
- You know, if I were to ever kidnap
- someone for ransom,
- 1323
- 01:14:42,630 --> 01:14:45,420
- I would have it more worked out,
- more organized.
- 1324
- 01:14:45,990 --> 01:14:47,420
- I mean, there would be some nice kibble,
- 1325
- 01:14:47,510 --> 01:14:48,620
- and perhaps a chew toy.
- 1326
- 01:14:48,710 --> 01:14:49,900
- - I'm going to tell you why.
- - Chew toy?
- 1327
- 01:14:49,990 --> 01:14:52,020
- Oh God! It's amateur hour around here.
- 1328
- 01:14:52,110 --> 01:14:53,020
- Well, I'm sorry.
- 1329
- 01:14:59,350 --> 01:15:01,500
- All right, all right. Enough about me.
- 1330
- 01:15:01,990 --> 01:15:04,860
- I'm sure even a tough guy like you
- 1331
- 01:15:04,950 --> 01:15:07,510
- has some insecurities
- you'd like to talk about.
- 1332
- 01:15:07,590 --> 01:15:08,500
- No.
- 1333
- 01:15:09,350 --> 01:15:11,810
- Come on. You'll feel better.
- 1334
- 01:15:11,910 --> 01:15:13,340
- Shut up! I feel fine.
- 1335
- 01:15:17,550 --> 01:15:18,870
- - They've got a nice gift shop.
- - Hey!
- 1336
- 01:15:18,950 --> 01:15:19,780
- Really sweet.
- 1337
- 01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:21,190
- Hey, there's the big dog!
- 1338
- 01:15:21,270 --> 01:15:22,180
- - Hey.
- - Hey, what's up?
- 1339
- 01:15:22,270 --> 01:15:23,460
- - We're lookin' for somebody.
- - Yeah?
- 1340
- 01:15:23,550 --> 01:15:26,860
- - Recognize this guy?
- - Doesn't look familiar, but, uh, you know,
- 1341
- 01:15:27,150 --> 01:15:29,020
- a thousand other guys like that...
- 1342
- 01:15:32,670 --> 01:15:34,540
- Your animal guy
- is not very good at blowin' you up,
- 1343
- 01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,820
- but he's gonna keep tryin'.
- Maybe he'll get it right next time.
- 1344
- 01:15:37,310 --> 01:15:39,180
- - Hey, hey, hey!
- - Is that your car?
- 1345
- 01:15:39,270 --> 01:15:40,340
- - Yeah.
- - Give me the keys.
- 1346
- 01:15:40,430 --> 01:15:41,940
- - My new wheels? No!
- - I need your keys.
- 1347
- 01:15:42,030 --> 01:15:43,380
- - Who do you think you are?
- - Give me the keys!
- 1348
- 01:15:43,470 --> 01:15:44,620
- Shit!
- 1349
- 01:15:55,350 --> 01:15:57,460
- - This is thrilling.
- - Thank you.
- 1350
- 01:15:58,430 --> 01:15:59,460
- - There he is.
- - Yep.
- 1351
- 01:16:01,430 --> 01:16:02,500
- Goddamn, Leo!
- 1352
- 01:16:07,350 --> 01:16:09,910
- Two old dinosaurs. Like us, huh, Leo?
- 1353
- 01:16:12,110 --> 01:16:13,540
- - You think that's funny?
- - Nope.
- 1354
- 01:16:21,750 --> 01:16:22,660
- Hang on.
- 1355
- 01:16:25,950 --> 01:16:27,270
- Oh shit! Oh shit!
- 1356
- 01:16:32,590 --> 01:16:34,180
- I have a confession to make.
- 1357
- 01:16:35,190 --> 01:16:38,700
- Well, for heaven's sake, man, let 'er rip.
- 1358
- 01:16:39,110 --> 01:16:40,660
- I came here to buy the Villa Capri.
- 1359
- 01:16:43,190 --> 01:16:44,620
- I thought you only bought big stuff.
- 1360
- 01:16:44,710 --> 01:16:46,500
- That property is worth 50 million dollars.
- 1361
- 01:16:47,110 --> 01:16:50,540
- Fifty... and Suzie's worried
- about petty cash?
- 1362
- 01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:52,340
- She's just doin' her job... Hang on!
- 1363
- 01:16:52,430 --> 01:16:53,340
- Oh shit!
- 1364
- 01:16:54,310 --> 01:16:56,020
- First, I was gonna bulldoze
- the Villa Capri
- 1365
- 01:16:56,110 --> 01:16:57,820
- and put in a western Mall of America.
- 1366
- 01:16:57,910 --> 01:17:00,020
- Oh my God! That's sacrilege.
- 1367
- 01:17:00,110 --> 01:17:02,830
- Don't worry. I changed my mind.
- I'm startin' to like that place.
- 1368
- 01:17:11,150 --> 01:17:14,540
- So, I mean, if it's worth all that
- 1369
- 01:17:14,910 --> 01:17:16,420
- and it's partly because of me,
- 1370
- 01:17:16,510 --> 01:17:18,100
- I think I should get a piece of the pie.
- 1371
- 01:17:18,190 --> 01:17:19,100
- How much do you want?
- 1372
- 01:17:19,430 --> 01:17:21,460
- Uh, eh, ten percent?
- 1373
- 01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:23,660
- Suppose I let you keep
- your fancy golf cart?
- 1374
- 01:17:24,350 --> 01:17:25,620
- Wait a minute... They blew that thing up.
- 1375
- 01:17:25,710 --> 01:17:27,460
- And you're welcome to have a piece of it.
- 1376
- 01:17:30,870 --> 01:17:32,980
- Looks like Oscar
- is through playing around.
- 1377
- 01:17:40,470 --> 01:17:42,300
- - Uh-oh!
- - This looks like a dead end.
- 1378
- 01:17:42,390 --> 01:17:44,540
- Yeah. Road don't go anywhere.
- 1379
- 01:17:44,630 --> 01:17:45,740
- Maybe we can box him in.
- 1380
- 01:17:46,070 --> 01:17:46,980
- Well, it might be a trap.
- 1381
- 01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:48,180
- So what?
- 1382
- 01:17:48,270 --> 01:17:49,460
- They're after your ass, not mine.
- 1383
- 01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:11,820
- That's not Oscar.
- 1384
- 01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:13,780
- Well, let's go see who the hell it is.
- 1385
- 01:18:19,870 --> 01:18:21,540
- - You know what you're doin'?
- - Generally.
- 1386
- 01:18:22,110 --> 01:18:23,510
- Stop right there!
- 1387
- 01:18:24,350 --> 01:18:26,100
- No, no, no, no! Don't shoot, don't shoot.
- 1388
- 01:18:26,190 --> 01:18:27,100
- Who are you?
- 1389
- 01:18:27,230 --> 01:18:30,060
- Listen, some lunatic gave me $500
- to torch your van
- 1390
- 01:18:30,710 --> 01:18:31,660
- and to lead you down here.
- 1391
- 01:18:32,110 --> 01:18:33,020
- Here?
- 1392
- 01:18:33,230 --> 01:18:34,140
- Yeah.
- 1393
- 01:18:37,190 --> 01:18:38,410
- Answer the phone.
- 1394
- 01:18:42,150 --> 01:18:43,060
- Hello?
- 1395
- 01:18:45,830 --> 01:18:46,740
- It's for you.
- 1396
- 01:18:51,790 --> 01:18:52,700
- Leo McKay.
- 1397
- 01:18:53,070 --> 01:18:53,940
- <i>Look up.</i>
- 1398
- 01:19:03,550 --> 01:19:04,540
- <i>You're lookin' for me?</i>
- 1399
- 01:19:05,270 --> 01:19:06,180
- What do you want?
- 1400
- 01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:08,260
- <i>I got your girl.</i>
- 1401
- 01:19:08,870 --> 01:19:10,220
- <i>I wanna trade her for Duke.</i>
- 1402
- 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:12,020
- - That'll work.
- - What?
- 1403
- 01:19:12,990 --> 01:19:14,620
- No, Leo. He'll shoot me in the head.
- 1404
- 01:19:14,870 --> 01:19:15,940
- Yeah, well, there is that.
- 1405
- 01:19:16,390 --> 01:19:17,540
- What do you want us to do?
- 1406
- 01:19:17,870 --> 01:19:20,900
- I want you to sit tight and I'll send you
- coordinates of where we'll meet up.
- 1407
- 01:19:22,150 --> 01:19:23,060
- Leo?
- 1408
- 01:19:24,950 --> 01:19:27,900
- You're not really gonna trade me
- for her, are you?
- 1409
- 01:19:27,990 --> 01:19:30,450
- She's a lot prettier
- and I'd really like to make the trade,
- 1410
- 01:19:30,550 --> 01:19:33,660
- but my essential sense
- of human dignity and decency
- 1411
- 01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:34,660
- will not permit it.
- 1412
- 01:19:35,630 --> 01:19:37,180
- However, we need him to think I will.
- 1413
- 01:19:37,510 --> 01:19:41,550
- Aw, I sure am glad you're you.
- 1414
- 01:19:46,830 --> 01:19:50,710
- - Hey, can I put my hands down now?
- - Shut up.
- 1415
- 01:20:01,430 --> 01:20:02,220
- Where?
- 1416
- 01:20:02,310 --> 01:20:04,500
- Utah Trail toward 29 Palms.
- 1417
- 01:20:05,070 --> 01:20:06,700
- <i>Turn off at the old water tower.</i>
- 1418
- 01:20:06,790 --> 01:20:07,700
- You know where that is?
- 1419
- 01:20:07,790 --> 01:20:08,620
- Not a clue.
- 1420
- 01:20:08,710 --> 01:20:10,260
- How the hell are we supposed to find that?
- 1421
- 01:20:10,630 --> 01:20:11,540
- Waze.
- 1422
- 01:20:12,870 --> 01:20:13,780
- God!
- 1423
- 01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:15,660
- What the hell is that?
- 1424
- 01:20:16,110 --> 01:20:17,540
- It's an app. You can download it.
- 1425
- 01:20:18,110 --> 01:20:19,020
- Really?
- 1426
- 01:20:21,950 --> 01:20:23,900
- <i>Let's get started. Drive safe.</i>
- 1427
- 01:20:25,510 --> 01:20:27,060
- I have another confession to make.
- 1428
- 01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:28,700
- Let 'er rip.
- 1429
- 01:20:29,550 --> 01:20:31,380
- I was married for 33 years...
- 1430
- 01:20:32,030 --> 01:20:34,260
- to the first woman I ever fell for.
- 1431
- 01:20:34,990 --> 01:20:36,620
- She died about six years ago,
- 1432
- 01:20:36,710 --> 01:20:38,030
- and it put me off my game.
- 1433
- 01:20:38,110 --> 01:20:41,020
- After three or four years,
- I felt I should see other women,
- 1434
- 01:20:41,110 --> 01:20:42,380
- but it didn't feel right.
- 1435
- 01:20:44,270 --> 01:20:45,700
- You wanna tell Duke about it?
- 1436
- 01:20:45,790 --> 01:20:50,300
- There's something about Miss Quince
- that just shook me out of my malaise.
- 1437
- 01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:52,380
- She's gorgeous, of course, but she's...
- 1438
- 01:20:52,710 --> 01:20:53,980
- There's nothin' frivolous about her.
- 1439
- 01:20:54,070 --> 01:20:57,100
- She's a woman of...
- substance and gravitas.
- 1440
- 01:20:57,830 --> 01:20:58,740
- Gravitas.
- 1441
- 01:21:01,030 --> 01:21:03,380
- Put me down, you jackass!
- 1442
- 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:06,020
- Where's my dog? Romeo!
- 1443
- 01:21:06,430 --> 01:21:07,700
- Where's my dog?
- 1444
- 01:21:08,230 --> 01:21:10,580
- Now doesn't all this sharing
- make you feel better, huh?
- 1445
- 01:21:10,990 --> 01:21:12,860
- I could fall in love with her.
- 1446
- 01:21:18,150 --> 01:21:21,220
- <i>In 0. 1 mile keep left.</i>
- 1447
- 01:21:40,430 --> 01:21:42,380
- You know, you're always the hero.
- 1448
- 01:21:43,230 --> 01:21:46,180
- I think I'd like to be heroic sometime.
- 1449
- 01:21:52,510 --> 01:21:54,100
- How heroic do you wanna be?
- 1450
- 01:21:55,070 --> 01:21:55,980
- Hm?
- 1451
- 01:21:56,710 --> 01:21:57,620
- Um...
- 1452
- 01:21:58,790 --> 01:21:59,700
- Well...
- 1453
- 01:21:59,830 --> 01:22:01,860
- Uh, you know, just...
- 1454
- 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:04,460
- Moderately. Just enough.
- 1455
- 01:22:05,110 --> 01:22:06,860
- You wanna keep
- your braggin' rights to the women.
- 1456
- 01:22:08,470 --> 01:22:10,180
- You know me well. Yeah, huh?
- 1457
- 01:22:14,030 --> 01:22:16,780
- You think that's an honorable reason
- to wanna be heroic?
- 1458
- 01:22:16,870 --> 01:22:17,780
- I do.
- 1459
- 01:22:23,030 --> 01:22:23,900
- I got a plan.
- 1460
- 01:22:24,270 --> 01:22:27,700
- You know, you remind me of my mother.
- 1461
- 01:22:27,790 --> 01:22:32,620
- - That's so sweet.
- - Yeah. All right.
- 1462
- 01:22:34,270 --> 01:22:35,180
- All right.
- 1463
- 01:22:50,950 --> 01:22:52,170
- This is where it begins.
- 1464
- 01:23:05,230 --> 01:23:06,580
- You all right in there, Suzie?
- 1465
- 01:23:07,030 --> 01:23:10,020
- - Leo, I'm okay.
- - I am not armed.
- 1466
- 01:23:10,510 --> 01:23:12,620
- I am here to give you what you want.
- 1467
- 01:23:13,830 --> 01:23:15,050
- And to take what I want.
- 1468
- 01:23:15,150 --> 01:23:16,470
- Hey, stand right there!
- 1469
- 01:23:17,590 --> 01:23:18,700
- What you got under that hat?
- 1470
- 01:23:19,390 --> 01:23:20,380
- A little hair.
- 1471
- 01:23:20,470 --> 01:23:23,500
- Ha! You send me Willy.
- 1472
- 01:23:28,230 --> 01:23:30,420
- We can work this out
- to everybody's satisfaction.
- 1473
- 01:23:30,790 --> 01:23:33,180
- Why don't you put the gun down
- and we'll talk.
- 1474
- 01:23:46,430 --> 01:23:47,500
- Give me Duke!
- 1475
- 01:23:48,430 --> 01:23:52,060
- Damn! You shot my truck
- and now you're tryin' to shoot my boots!
- 1476
- 01:23:52,150 --> 01:23:56,660
- You give me Duke or Willy
- or whatever he calls himself. Now!
- 1477
- 01:23:56,790 --> 01:23:58,980
- You can have him.
- I never liked him anyway.
- 1478
- 01:24:08,630 --> 01:24:09,540
- Oh.
- 1479
- 01:24:10,110 --> 01:24:11,020
- Ha!
- 1480
- 01:24:16,590 --> 01:24:17,740
- Oh! That hurts!
- 1481
- 01:24:18,190 --> 01:24:20,780
- He shot me!
- 1482
- 01:24:24,670 --> 01:24:26,500
- Bye-bye.
- 1483
- 01:24:30,510 --> 01:24:32,660
- Christmases seem to blur together.
- 1484
- 01:24:33,030 --> 01:24:34,900
- You know? This one stands out.
- 1485
- 01:24:35,150 --> 01:24:36,340
- It's startin' to feel special.
- 1486
- 01:24:38,030 --> 01:24:39,660
- We're gonna have to call
- the sheriff now.
- 1487
- 01:24:39,790 --> 01:24:43,060
- I don't know about you guys,
- but I sure could use a cocktail.
- 1488
- 01:24:43,150 --> 01:24:43,980
- Here, here.
- 1489
- 01:24:55,510 --> 01:24:58,780
- I'm starting to understand
- the affection you have for this place,
- 1490
- 01:24:59,150 --> 01:25:00,140
- whoever you are.
- 1491
- 01:25:00,870 --> 01:25:03,220
- To you, Sweet Willy.
- 1492
- 01:25:03,630 --> 01:25:05,980
- You did a brave thing today.
- I didn't think you had it in you.
- 1493
- 01:25:06,070 --> 01:25:08,710
- - And you saved the day, cousin.
- - I ain't your cousin.
- 1494
- 01:25:08,790 --> 01:25:10,620
- Well, but you like me a little, huh?
- 1495
- 01:25:13,550 --> 01:25:15,380
- A little.
- 1496
- 01:25:16,710 --> 01:25:17,660
- There goes Rudolph.
- 1497
- 01:25:18,350 --> 01:25:22,540
- And there goes Snoopy.
- 1498
- 01:25:22,630 --> 01:25:23,620
- Adios, Snoopy.
- 1499
- 01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:33,220
- Hey! It's New Year's in New York.
- Happy New Year, everybody!
- 1500
- 01:25:33,310 --> 01:25:34,660
- Earlier to bed?
- 1501
- 01:25:35,110 --> 01:25:38,220
- Uh, with any luck,
- maybe two balls will drop tonight.
- 1502
- 01:25:38,790 --> 01:25:40,820
- Girl, you are delusional.
- 1503
- 01:25:40,910 --> 01:25:43,980
- Hey, I've never seen you guys
- lookin' so sharp.
- 1504
- 01:25:44,070 --> 01:25:47,980
- - Or you so beautiful.
- - To the ladies and ladies.
- 1505
- 01:25:50,590 --> 01:25:55,140
- Arturo, Miss Quince, I think you know my
- cronies and their lovely ladies.
- 1506
- 01:25:55,230 --> 01:25:57,420
- - Of course I do. Happy New Year.
- - Happy New Year.
- 1507
- 01:25:57,510 --> 01:25:59,180
- Happy New Year.
- 1508
- 01:25:59,270 --> 01:26:00,140
- Happy New Year!
- 1509
- 01:26:00,230 --> 01:26:02,540
- I think it's about midnight
- in Times Square.
- 1510
- 01:26:02,630 --> 01:26:03,540
- Oh, yeah!
- 1511
- 01:26:05,590 --> 01:26:07,660
- Nine o'clock in California
- is good enough for me.
- 1512
- 01:26:09,110 --> 01:26:11,900
- At the end of the day, I have to admit,
- I have a soft spot for Duke.
- 1513
- 01:26:11,990 --> 01:26:14,340
- Wherever they're relocating him,
- do you think he's going to be okay?
- 1514
- 01:26:14,430 --> 01:26:18,470
- My dear, the Duke will always be okay.
- 1515
- 01:26:18,550 --> 01:26:19,380
- Yeah.
- 1516
- 01:26:19,470 --> 01:26:20,580
- Strike up the band, boys.
- 1517
- 01:26:21,990 --> 01:26:25,380
- <i>♪ May old acquaintance be forgot ♪</i>
- 1518
- 01:26:25,630 --> 01:26:26,900
- <i>Ladies and gentlemen of the</i>
- 1519
- 01:26:26,990 --> 01:26:29,220
- <i>Tropical Resort Retirement Community,</i>
- 1520
- 01:26:29,630 --> 01:26:31,780
- <i>say hello to your new resident manager,</i>
- 1521
- 01:26:32,550 --> 01:26:34,260
- <i>Mr. Marvel Bigelow.</i>
- 1522
- 01:26:34,350 --> 01:26:35,420
- Music!
- 1523
- 01:27:19,230 --> 01:27:23,500
- <i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
- 1524
- 01:27:24,710 --> 01:27:29,460
- <i>♪ Is a very special time of the year ♪</i>
- 1525
- 01:27:31,270 --> 01:27:35,820
- <i>♪ It's a precious time ♪
- ♪ And I'm waiting here ♪</i>
- 1526
- 01:27:36,830 --> 01:27:42,140
- <i>♪ Can't wait to get close to you ♪</i>
- 1527
- 01:27:46,350 --> 01:27:50,100
- <i>♪ Christmas ♪</i>
- 1528
- 01:27:51,270 --> 01:27:57,140
- <i>♪ Is a house adorned ♪
- ♪ With tinsel and lights ♪</i>
- 1529
- 01:27:58,190 --> 01:28:02,780
- <i>♪ It's a cozy fire and long quiet night ♪</i>
- 1530
- 01:28:03,750 --> 01:28:09,180
- <i>♪ That let me get close to you ♪</i>
- 1531
- 01:28:12,590 --> 01:28:16,630
- <i>♪ No one else, dear, will do ♪</i>
- 1532
- 01:28:17,110 --> 01:28:20,140
- <i>♪ Darling you, only you ♪</i>
- 1533
- 01:28:20,230 --> 01:28:25,140
- <i>♪ Make my holiday list ♪</i>
- 1534
- 01:28:26,270 --> 01:28:29,980
- <i>♪ I can't wait till we've kissed ♪</i>
- 1535
- 01:28:30,070 --> 01:28:32,980
- <i>♪ And then everything that follows ♪</i>
- 1536
- 01:28:33,070 --> 01:28:36,300
- <i>♪ Makes my year every December ♪</i>
- 1537
- 01:28:36,390 --> 01:28:40,740
- <i>♪ Don't forget to remember ♪</i>
- 1538
- 01:28:40,830 --> 01:28:44,460
- <i>♪ That Christmas ♪</i>
- 1539
- 01:28:45,550 --> 01:28:50,570
- <i>♪ Is two lovers strolling home ♪
- ♪ In the snow ♪</i>
- 1540
- 01:28:51,790 --> 01:28:56,300
- <i>♪ And then warming up ♪
- ♪ The best way they know ♪</i>
- 1541
- 01:28:57,710 --> 01:29:04,700
- <i>♪ Oh, let me get close to you ♪</i>
- 1542
- 01:29:06,830 --> 01:29:10,420
- <i>♪ 'Cause you're all I want for Christmas ♪</i>
- 1543
- 01:29:12,310 --> 01:29:17,860
- <i>♪ And Christmas is here ♪</i>
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