The Program Is Not For Me!

HELLO PAULA AND JOHN. THIS IS YOUR WELL CAPABLE, ADULT 19 YEAR OLD SON SEAN. YOU MAY BE ASKING “WHERE THE HELL IS MY SON” I AM OKAY. I AM FINE. I AM ALIVE.
• HOWEVER, I DO NOT BELIEVE I NEED TO BE PUT IN THE PROGRAM. IT FEELS EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY.
• THIS IS BECAUSE STARBUCKS DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY JOB EXPERIENCE (YES, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, JOHN) ITS NOT A JOB THAT REQUIRES CRAZY EXPERIENCE, (UNLIKE MY EMOTIONALLY ABUSIVE FATHER’S JOB, WHICH REQUIRES MUCH MORE PAPERWORK AND QUALIFICATIONS.
• ALSO THEY DON’T TEACH YOU SHIT ABOUT WORKING AT STARBUCKS IN THIS PROGRAM, WHATS THE POINT OF THIS PROGRAM??
• I AM GOING TO SEE AN INTERNET FRIEND IN BOSTON. WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FROM A GROUP CHAR. (ALSO, IM 19. WHILE I’M STILL YOUR SON, I’M CERTAINLY NOT YOUR SLAVE)
• I SUBMITTED 3 DIFFERENT JOB APPLICATIONS TO STARBUCKS. I WILL RETURN TO NEW YORK WHEN THEY E-MAIL ME BACK WITH AN INTERVIEW.
• THE PROGRAM IS NOT THE ANSWER.
• WAITING FOR THE STARBUCKS APPLICATION IS.

PS: IF A POLICEMAN IS READING THIS, PLEASE TALK TO MY FATHER (JOHN). MY FATHER COULD BE CONVICTED OF MENTAL ABUSE. HERE’S A SMALL LIST:

1. Calls Me “Moron” “Wise Ass” “Ass” and other names with unknown meanings like “Tulip” and “Juche”
2. Threatens me with Hospitalization when I do something he doesn’t like. (Even When I’m Not Trying To Hurt Other People)
3. Used to hit me when i was 3.
4. Occasionally insults my Homosexuality. (“You don’t know if you’re gay” -John. June 2019.)

(I Came Out As Gay in April 2019 And I’m In A Long-Distance Relationship)