T'was The Night Before Christmas (Uncensored)

SEASON'S GREETINGS

Money's Short
Times Are Hard
Here's Your Fucking Christmas Card


Twas The Night Before Christmas            He Came Down The Chimney
And All Through The House                  Like A Bat Out Of Hell
Everybody Felt Shitty                      I Knew In A Moment
Even The Mouse,                            The Fucker Had Fell,

Mom At The Whorehouse                      He Filled All Our Stockings
And Dad Smoking Grass                      With Pretzels And Beer
I'd Just Settled Down                      And A Big Rubber Dick
For A Nice Piece Of Ass,                   For My Brother The Queer,

When Out On The Lawn                       He Rose Up The Chimney
I Heard Such A Clatter                     With A Thunderous Fart
I Sprung From My Piece                     The Son Of A Bitch
To See What Was The Matter,                Blew The Chimney Apart,

Then Out On The Lawn                       He Swore And He Cursed
I Saw A Big Dick                           As He Rode Out Of Sight
I Knew In A Moment                         Piss On You All
It Must Be Saint Nick,                     And Have A Hell Of A Night!


I WISH
YOU A
HAIRY
MISTRESS