Hot Wings

bastard man05/25/2019
also
dance au
just so hawks can do this and send it to dabi
https://lovelyballetandmore.tumblr.com/post/180522179919/conor-mckenzie
because he would
Alasdair05/25/2019
This is his 100,000 subscriber special
bastard man05/25/2019
honestly
Alasdair05/25/2019
Is Dabi even aware of Hawks' YouTube following and if so how long does it take for him to download it onto his phone in the Secret Shame Folder
bastard man05/25/2019
dabi is aware of 0.001 of things going on most of the time
Alasdair05/25/2019
Fair answer
bastard man05/25/2019
but if he does become aware of it
he never downloads it, that risks it being found
but he does add to the view count pretty much daily
Alasdair05/25/2019
God, you thirsty little gremlin
bastard man05/25/2019
can i find someone on rolechat that isnt on the wrong tag?
or is that too much to ask for
Alasdair05/25/2019
Clearly it is
You know it is
bastard man05/25/2019
terrible
what am i supposed to do with my dabi
Alasdair05/25/2019
Make him a Sugar Dabi I guess
bastard man05/25/2019
,
i hate how fucking funny that is
Alasdair05/25/2019
I'm a shining beacon of hilarity, I know
Alasdair05/25/2019
"Hello My Love
Oh i mean my rival"
This is a Hot Wings mood
bastard man05/25/2019
oh my god
it is
Alasdair05/25/2019
Dabi, listing off various ways he's killed dudes:
Hawks, twirling the phone cord with his finger, kicking his feet up: Uh-huh, wowwww, that's so interesting
bastard man05/25/2019
hawks whenever dabi calls him for information:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW_yO88IanM
Alasdair05/25/2019
LITERALLY
bastard man05/25/2019
why are they such a good ship
Alasdair05/25/2019
Because the CHEMISTRY
The DYNAMIC
College AU, Hawks peppers so many of his vlogs with life updates of various times he's tried dropping hints to Dabi that he's a thirsty little flower totally free to go out sometime or like y'know whatever he's chill he's cool he's lowkey
But he never namedrops so there's still plausible deniability for idiots with the emotional intelligence of a brick
bastard man05/25/2019
gasps
dabi's an idiot with the emotional intelligence of a brick
Alasdair05/25/2019
Bingo!!!
bastard man05/25/2019
dabi: i feel bad for the idiot that's too dumb to realize he's being flirted with lmao
hawks:
hawks: haha yeah
Alasdair05/25/2019
That's LITERALLY the fuckin'
"How do I tell a guy I like him? He's pretty dense."
"Just be straight-up. Go right up to him and say it."
"Okay. I like you."
"Yeah, see, just like that. You gotta be real blunt with it, and if he still doesn't get the hint then, I'm sorry, he's just too dumb for you."
bastard man05/25/2019
dabi's smart, but BOY is he stupid
Alasdair05/25/2019
That's why he and Hawks are so good for each other
Both wicked smart in their fields but both SO fucking dumb
bastard man05/25/2019
https://i.redd.it/m1hfg91nyre11.jpg
this is dabi about hawks
Alasdair05/25/2019
https://todd.yiff.lol/post/155875128330/when-someone-you-trust-finally-touches-you-and-you
It's Dabi
Again, about Hawks
bastard man05/25/2019
oh DEFINITELY
Alasdair05/25/2019
Like obvs it takes a while for them to Get There™ but Hawks is so persistent about physical affection that eventually it's just like
He's got one of the single most dangerous villains in the country chilling with his head in Hawks' lap
While Hawks is carding through his hair
bastard man05/25/2019
there is nothing i love more than that shit dont even
Alasdair05/25/2019
His touch extra gentle
Fingertips just barely brushing against the intact skin of his face
Hawks has got one hand free for some shitty smartphone game he's extraordinarily proud of and shoves in Dabi's face whenever he gets a good score but the other is just lazily stroking the nape of Dabi's neck
bastard man05/25/2019
for the most part, dabi isnt really paying attention to anything in particular
but occasionally, he'll just look up at hawks and watch him bc he's actually really fucking gorgeous, even if he never really says it aloud
Alasdair05/25/2019
Oh, I felt that
And Hawks is so attuned to every tiny shift that his gaze flickers down to Dabi and their eyes meet and his expression goes from bored to unutterably fond in an instant
It's just an automatic response
"See something you like, firecracker?"
bastard man05/25/2019
"Nah, you just got an eyelash on your cheek"
Alasdair05/25/2019
"Mm, get it for me?" and then he's just All Up in Dabi's business
bastard man05/25/2019
actually i take my last one back, i have a better idea
dabi actually being gentle for once
and he brings his hand up, caresses hawks's face, and gently runs his thumb over his cheek, pretending to brush off an eyelash
"There," He says, voice softer than it's ever been
Alasdair05/26/2019
I fell asleep and I'm so mad I missed that
Gentle Dabi.............. has my whole heart because it's so rare and so special and so precious
bastard man05/26/2019
dabi is a fun character because he'll never say i love you in soft moments, but he'll get shitfaced, fall off the barstool, and then cry about how much he loves hawks as if hawks isnt the idiot helping him get up
Alasdair05/26/2019
Dabi: I didn't get THAT drunk last night
Toga: You were flirting with Hawks
Dabi: So? He's my boyfriend
Toga: You asked if he was single
Twice: And then started crying when he said he was taken
bastard man05/26/2019
YEAH
Alasdair05/26/2019
Although would Dabi even be caught dead saying the word "boyfriend" or would he just say "this is my [gestures vaguely until he gives up] We're a thing."
bastard man05/26/2019
yeah...
thats
yeah that's more like him
Alasdair05/26/2019
Meanwhile Hawks is 100% That Bitch™
Alasdair05/26/2019
Hawks crashing the League chat
bastard man05/26/2019
oml they'd be pissed
...
i cant believe the league is just a bitchy college clique
Alasdair05/26/2019
Hawks, stealing Dabi's phone, inviting himself, then pretending he had nothing to do with it
"Hot stuff, I think you butt-added me, aw ain't that sweet, guess I'm here forever."
bastard man05/26/2019
do you realize just how fast the league would stop being pissed at hawks and instead direct their fury at dabi if hawks so much as mentioned him
they dont even care that hawks isnt supposed to have access to the chat
they just wanna tear dabi to shreds for letting this happen
Alasdair05/26/2019
He's bastard. Fastest man alive. Uses his powers for infiltrating his crush's friend group.
bastard man05/26/2019
dabi and hawks
"Date: You shouldn't be using a straw
Me: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment
Date: It's just a weird way to eat spaghetti"
Alasdair05/26/2019
The fun thing is either of them could be OP
bastard man05/26/2019
imagine if hawks and dabi have flings before actually getting to soft moments
cause i can imagine dabi has a way easier time with fucking than being emotionally vulnerable
like, he'll come over to hawks's apartment, bang, redress, and then make his escape
and at first, hawks doesn't really mind because he thinks that's all he really wants from it
but the more times it happens, the more he really wants dabi to stick around, cuddle a bit, maybe discuss some stuff and figure out how to progress from there
and dabi is just fucking bolting from all this emotional commitment, he's fucking GONE
Alasdair05/26/2019
THANK YOU, GOD, THIS IS ALL I WANT
"Yeah, no, I'm totally cool being friends with benefits. Or acquaintances with benefits. All this talk about me being in love with him is, like, totally an exaggeration for Ha Ha Comedy, I mean just look at the guy, who wouldn't be satisfied getting to tap that."
"There's no way I need anything else. This gaping hole in my chest whenever he up and bails as soon as we're done fucking is totally not even a big deal."
bastard man05/26/2019
hawks: so uh, you know how you've been leavin--
dabi: fucking YEETS self out window
Alasdair05/26/2019
Hawks texts him like, "dude come on dont make me do this over the phone. like if this is all you want this to be then thats fine. seriously, it is. just tell me so i know."
And then two minutes later, "jesus christ i sound like every clingy girl ever just ignore that, cool? cool."
And then after twenty minutes, "actually you know what, no, dont ignore that, i do want an answer."
"i dont want to be the only one hoping for something that isnt there."
bastard man05/26/2019
dabi:
peaces out
Alasdair05/26/2019
And then he has to literally sit on his hands because who does that
Who quadruple texts
Nobody who wants a boyfriend, that's who
bastard man05/26/2019
jk jk he'd probably get back to hawks after like
an hour
with just
"buy me some whiskey and we'll talk"
Alasdair05/26/2019
"done, done, and done."
bastard man05/26/2019
does dabi even know what the fuck he's going to say though? nope
and he fucking panics to shit because he just realized he committed to talking about his feelings
he doesnt even know how the fuck he feels
how is he supposed to express something to hawks that he cant even figure out for himself
but he goes and meets up with the guy
"whiskey first, talk after"
and then once he's sufficiently drunk....
he passes out
not even intentionally
any attempts to get him up so he can talk are a bust
Alasdair05/26/2019
I KNEW IT
God
I hate him so much
Hawks's 5'7" ass trying to literally drag him onto a proper bed
bastard man05/26/2019
its okay though
because once hawks drags him to bed
he kinda just reaches up, drags his hand over hawks's face, and goes
"you're so stupid and pretty, take me on a date"
and then he's OUT
immediate zzzzzzZZZZZZZ
Alasdair05/26/2019
Cut to morning with Hawks literally slumped over the edge of the bed
Head cradled in his arms
Drooling on his sleeve a little
bastard man05/26/2019
dabi sits up and he's like
"??? this isnt my apartment"
and then looks over and sees hawks and he's like
"shit i dont even know what i said to him, i cant remember any of it"
like, did they end up talking it out and become a thing? did he pass out before any of that?
regardless of what happened, he has a big fucking headache, so he just
stays put
bastard man05/26/2019
nod nod
ALSO dabi got pissed at hawks right there
like in a "HEY only i can be rude to my little brother" way
and he was about to go off, before he remembered that he's gotta be cool and indifferent and promptly shut his fuck
Alasdair05/26/2019
Oh my GOD
Defend his honor
The hilarious thing is Hawks wasn't even trying to be bitchy about it, he's just got resting sass tone
bastard man05/26/2019
dabi is just saying nothing bc he's already been too nice by offering to help shouto out if shit goes wrong tbh
look, dabi doesnt normally care
if it was to anyone else, he'd be like "lmao"
but his siblings? naw, you'd best be nice to them or you'll get on his bad side
Alasdair05/26/2019
God
Hawks trying to get to Dabi by befriending his siblings
bastard man05/26/2019
,,
it would work
though like
he'd also be in protective brother mode and just be on high-guard every time hawks interacted with one of his siblings
just
in the distance, watching and waiting
Alasdair05/26/2019
And Hawks isn't that calculating that the sole reason for hanging out with them is just to snag his mans
He just thinks they're neat and he was an only child so it's kinda cool getting to be the Cool Older Brother Type
bastard man05/26/2019
eventually, dabi would ease up and stuff, and be more relaxed around the guy cause like... if his siblings like him, then he cant be that bad
Alasdair05/27/2019
How you know it's real:
Threats of horrible violence are just another thing you love about them
bastard man05/27/2019
go d
dabi: i should skewer you with a rusty pole and let you bleed out over the course of a few days
hawks: wow babe :heart_eyes:
actually wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSrwanD_rps
except its threats
Alasdair05/27/2019
ALKSJDHFGMDSLA SHUT UP!!!!!!!
You're so right tho
It's not even, like, he's got a thing for being talked to like that, it's literally Just because he likes Dabi so much and so everything that comes out of Dabi's mouth is somehow attractive to him
bastard man05/27/2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
Alasdair05/27/2019
Antagonistic relationships built on one person being Aggressively Oblivious while the other is Aggressively Disinterested are what I live for, like,
The Banter™
bastard man05/27/2019
the best kind of relationships are just full of banter
at all times, except for those genuine, soft moments
Alasdair05/27/2019
If Dabi ever seriously told Hawks in no uncertain terms that it's not going to happen and he needs to stop coming on so strong, then my mans will definitely back off Immediately
Cut off all contact at the drop of a hat
There are worse things than getting rejected but the absolute worst thing in Hawks's mind is continuing to be an annoyance after he's already been made aware that he isn't wanted
bastard man05/27/2019
but, unfortunately, as infuriating as it is, dabi actually enjoys the banter
he weirdly likes being annoyed by hawks
if he didn't, he'd just stop replying altogether
yet here he is, letting the guy say more annoying shit to him
Alasdair05/27/2019
Imagine if he tries, though
After one too many frustrations
And then suddenly his life is so quiet
He should feel relieved
He should get some amount of peace
This should be what he wanted
bastard man05/27/2019
god, dabi would feel so fucking lonely if he stopped getting annoyed by hawks all the time
he didnt realize how quiet and sullen his life was without him in it
cause he had gotten so used to this
Alasdair05/27/2019
He keeps waiting for that sudden added pressure of Hawks leaning on him or ruffling his hair
A friendly punch in the arm as a greeting
And nothing comes
Nobody dares to touch him out of the blue like that
bastard man05/27/2019
eventually, dabi gets so sick of it and just
tracks hawks down one day
and fucking kabedon's him against the wall
except he doesnt even say anything he just kinda plops his head down onto hawks's shoulder cause what the fuck what are words
Alasdair05/27/2019
Oh that's the SOFTEST FUCKING THING
Hawks.exe has stopped working
He doesn't move for a long moment
Not sure if he's even allowed to do anything
But eventually his hands worm their way up, one clutching the collar of his shirt, the other resting at the nape of his neck
"... Hard day, huh?"
bastard man05/27/2019
dabi just grunts and tucks his face into hawks's neck as if to say 'fuck you dude i missed you'
Alasdair05/27/2019
Hawks is utterly baffled
He thought he was doing the right thing (for once)
He thought this would make things easier
bastard man05/27/2019
dabi eventually pulls away, looks hawks straight in the eye and goes
"don't do that again"
'that' referring to disappearing from his life
Alasdair05/27/2019
For once in his life, Hawks is completely at a loss for words
None of his easy confidence
None of his sly teasing
Just bald shock on his face as he goes, "I... Was this not... What you wanted?"
bastard man05/27/2019
"You tell me."
and then boom, dabi lets go of him and backs off, already turning to stalk away
like an edgy bitch
Alasdair05/27/2019
Bitch, you already know Hawks goes to grab the hem of his shirt to keep him in place
"No, I think it's about time that you tell me. What do you want, then?"
bastard man05/27/2019
s m h stop trying to get dabi to talk about his EMOTIONS you know hes not in touch with em
Alasdair05/27/2019
AND THAT'S SPECIFICALLY WHY
Hawks at least gives off the impression that he's free with his emotions and wears his heart on his sleeve
Even if he's got a lot more going on underneath the surface
He can't just keep making assumptions of what he thinks Dabi wants because he's afraid of projecting his own desires onto it and leading them into this whole mess again
So he needs to know
He has to have Dabi tell him
bastard man05/27/2019
u kno what, if he gets pulled back, dabi might be blunt for once
maybe he wont say the whole truth, since he's still figuring it out
but he might lean up to hawks's ear and whisper
"i want you to stick around a while"
Alasdair05/27/2019
Hawks immediately afterward
HE JUST IMPLODES
BECAUSE HELLO?
"I want you to stick around for a while" > "I don't want you to go" > "There's something about you I find worthwhile" > "I like you" > "I love you"
bastard man05/27/2019
maybe this is even the point that dabi decides fuck it
he doesnt really know the extent of his feelings, but he'd be lying if he said he wasn't at least physically attracted to hawks
so he decides to tease him a bit
he pins him against the wall again and whispers "are you just all bark and no bite? you were so forward with your flirting before.."
Alasdair05/27/2019
HARU I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM ASCENDING
And whatever else he might be, Hawks is the furthest thing from a coward
He knows a challenge when he hears one
And nothing and nobody is going to stop him from rising to meet it
bastard man05/27/2019
i feel like this is just gonna end up with them banging in a semi-public place
Alasdair05/27/2019
You read my goddamn mind
bastard man05/27/2019
idiots cant even wait to go to a proper bed
Alasdair05/27/2019
You think Hawks is going to wait for the time it takes to get to either of their places? He might lose his shot by then!
Nope, he's got to take life by the horns and the love of his life by the dick
bastard man05/27/2019
dabi cant be bothered with emotions, but this? this he can do
whether in private or in public, he doesnt care
all he knows is that his dick is hard and he's got an eager partner here
Alasdair05/27/2019
Hawks is not throwing away his [beat] shot!
bastard man05/27/2019
snrk
i just want dabi to fuck hawks against a wall is that so much to ask for
Alasdair05/27/2019
NOT AT ALL, but god, when this kicks off their whole Fling and Hawks turns the tables
Making sure Dabi knows just how much he's wanted with every single touch
bastard man05/27/2019
god
their first time is just so heated and spur of the moment, they havent even removed any of their clothes and its just super quick and dirty
and so when hawks changes it up the next time, dabi's confused as all hell and he's like "ah shit i caught emotions" and starts up his serial-bolting
you cant catch me gay thoughts
Alasdair05/27/2019
Until They Do
Hawks has what he wanted, he can keep Dabi for a time even if it's temporary, but it isn't enough
No matter how much he has, he always wants more
He can't help but push at boundaries he knows he should stay well enough alone
bastard man05/27/2019
god imagine if
dabi always avoids hawks's lips when they bang
like, he refuses to kiss him on the mouth because then it might MEAN SOMETHING
so he usually has his face pushed into his neck or something
but after they eventually get things worked out, dabi literally cant get enough of kissing him while they bang
development
Alasdair05/27/2019
KILL ME
Hawks kisses him like he's a drowning man starved for air and Dabi's the only source he can find
He kisses him everywhere, on the mouth, on the neck, on the jut of his collarbone, further down down down across every bit of skin he can reach
He wants to stake a claim
bastard man05/27/2019
they lvoe each other im crying
Alasdair05/27/2019
They DO
And it's taken them a while to realize that
Hell, it's taken Hawks longer than he's willing to admit to come to terms with the fact that it's not just simple lusting after the first unavailable guy who doesn't take his advances in stride
That what he wants is something real
bastard man05/27/2019
also, dont think for a minute that dabi isn't gonna make sure hawks has marks that last
he wants to make sure no one even looks in hawks's direction, even if it means the guy's neck has to be all purple from harsh hickies
that's his man, even if he refuses to say the b word
hawks is the guy that got him to actually cave
that takes fucking EFFORT
he's not gonna let of hawks that easily
god
dabi bites down real hard and leaves hawks with a real painful mark
and just goes
"i dont want anyone else to even look at you" in a low voice
Alasdair05/27/2019
Not pictured: Hawks, coming in his pants and wanting to die because that's the single hottest thing he's ever heard
bastard man05/27/2019
g o o d
Alasdair05/27/2019
Later he can't stop looking at his neck in the mirror and touching it with his fingertips just to make sure it's still there
It's real, tangible proof that he's not just being tolerated
He's wanted
bastard man05/27/2019
its hilarious because
even after theyre an official thing and dabi is acting like that in bed
he's still aloof as fuck otherwise
their dynamic barely changes
hawks continuously flirts with him and he's just like "gross" even though he's the one that left that bigass hickey there
the only other difference is that dabi will call hawks a dumb bastard, and then smooch him afterwards
the main difference is how cozy dabi is with being physical, actually
like with what we talked about before, him laying his head on hawks's lap
maybe if he needs attention, he'll come up behind the guy and wrap his arms around his waist
Alasdair05/27/2019
Ohhh I felt that
bastard man05/27/2019
the amount of physical affection depends on the level of privacy too
Alasdair05/27/2019
Anyone else might assume Hawks has reason to feel insecure but he doesn't because he picks up on every little change, every tiny shift in Dabi's demeanor, and each piece adds up to a bigger whole that Hawks knows he's loved
He's loved :sob:
bastard man05/27/2019
people dont see what happens behind closed doors, too
cause like, sure, maybe in public dabi's a bit distant
but when theyre alone, he loves to be touching hawks in some way, whether that means having his arms around him or leaning up against him...
and no one else gets that kind of attention
no one
not even dabi's own family
Alasdair05/27/2019
:'''''') Fuck me
Okay but the true test of love: Hawks putting his ice-cold corpse feet on Dabi's legs because he runs like a furnace and Hawks can't keep himself warm
bastard man05/27/2019
HA jokes on you, i headcanon that dabi loves the cold
Alasdair05/27/2019
BUT HIS FEETS
bastard man05/27/2019
SO?
Alasdair05/27/2019
It's still startling when you're least expecting it!
bastard man05/27/2019
DABI WILL WARM THOSE SUCKAS UP ANYWAYS
Alasdair05/27/2019
Imagine it's the dead of winter and their heater's broken so Hawks is just huddled under a mountain of blankets the whole morning and Dabi's walking around in a t-shirt and no pants
Hawks: God I hate that I'm too cold to jump your bones right now what gave you the RIGHT
Dabi: I have no idea what you're talking about, it feels great
bastard man05/27/2019
honestly
i headcanon that because dabi generates so much heat (and has really low heat resistance) that he adores the cold. he sleeps in near-nothing and blasts the air conditioning almost all year round
but it works out for others cause they can sleep next to a fucking furnace
everyones happy
Alasdair05/27/2019
GOOD!
bastard man05/27/2019
later down the road, when hawks and dabi inevitably get married
hawks suggests adopting a kid
and dabi is immediately like "oh fuck no thats so much work, he doesnt want a kid"
but hawks goes on about how good dabi is with kids and that it'll be really good for them
and so they give it some thought and discuss shit and eventually decide that sure, its something they wanna do, but dabi still isnt completely sold even as theyre in the process of looking for a kid
i can imagine that hawks probably wants like a little baby, yeah? (correct me if im wrong)
so maybe they get a baby mama or plan to adopt from someone who's gonna give birth soon
and so theres a short wait before they get the baby
but when they do come and get it, hawks is absolutely enamored, he's just in love
and he puts the baby in dabi's arms and dabi just
melts
like, thats their baby
this is their kid
its so small and beautiful and he doesnt even know what to do with himself, he just sits down in a chair with it and cries a little because he didnt think he was gonna love this thing so damn much
cause its so small and fragile and he just wants to be the best dad ever
Alasdair05/27/2019
Hawks LOVES babies so much, you are so right
Your instinct is dead-on
And I'm CRYING
bastard man05/27/2019
dabi almost wont even let hawks see the baby again bc hes not done holding it and wont be for a while
he's just weeping over this child
"its not your TURN yet"
Alasdair05/27/2019
"What TURN, we'll have the rest of our lives, you goof."
And then
A pause
"Oh my god, we'll have the rest of our LIVES."
And now Hawks is crying
bastard man05/27/2019
oml theyre both just crying and the baby is just "lmao wtf"
Alasdair05/27/2019
Imagine, like,
This is just me Projecting but what if there were Complications™ so the baby ends up being born earlier than planned and both of them are Fucking Terrified
But Hawks makes certain they have the best medical care available so it's all fine and good and it's the first time they actually get to hold their baby after days of anxiety and worry
So that dam breaks and both of them are just a wreck
bastard man05/27/2019
please..
Alasdair05/27/2019
Hawks, wonder and awe in his voice: She's a little miracle :'''')
bastard man05/27/2019
id CRY
Alasdair05/27/2019
I love imagining them with a daughter, Do Not @ Me
bastard man05/27/2019
SAME
i imagine when she grows up a little and she's getting ready for her first day of school and they're just waiting with her outside of the place and dabi's fussing with her outfit and he's like
"so if a boy is rude to you, what do you do?"
"shove him"
"good girl, go get em"
Alasdair05/27/2019
Both of them are, like, So Afraid to let her go
They walk her to her school building
And to her classroom
And they stand outside the door and Hawks just WILL NOT let go of her itty bitty little hand
"Daaaaaddyyyyyy, you said you wouldn't be weird!"
"Dad, make Daddy stop being weird!!!"
bastard man05/27/2019
dabi has to fucking step in and pull hawks's hand off of her cause she'll never get to class like this
even though he doesnt wanna see her go, he has to be the more reasonable one here
Alasdair05/27/2019
Even when she's through the door, Hawks is like, "Do you think they'll mind if we just wait out here for school to finish?" "They'll mind. Let's go home." "But what if--" "Come on, you're coming if I have to drag you."
bastard man05/27/2019
dabi does, indeed, have to drag him
hawks is walking along, yeah, but hes also kinda resisting and looking back at the school over and over
like even when they arrive back at home, hawks is at the window, looking in the direction of the school
dabi comes up behind him and starts kissing all over his neck, trying to distract him
Alasdair05/27/2019
GOODNIGHT
bastard man05/27/2019
"she'll be alright, you know"
Alasdair05/27/2019
"I know that. I do. We did a great job." He turns so his face is pressed into Dabi's chest and his words are muffled. "I just-- I'm convinced being a parent makes you crazy. It does! I was never like this before! All I can think about is every possible thing that could go wrong, no matter how unlikely it is! The gun crisis in America--"
"Babe. We live in Japan."
"STILL!"
bastard man05/27/2019
SNORTS,,,
you know what, dabi would... one hundred percent make use of their daughter's absence and try to seduce the worry out of hawks
every time he would start fussing about something, he'd just get more into it to distract him
he's not gonna let hawks think about anything but what he's doing to him
they have plenty of time, after all
they dont have to get her for a few hours
might as well catch up on the sex that they couldnt have cause their daughter would always be coming into their room to sleep in their bed
Alasdair05/27/2019
GGGGGGGGGGGGGH YES
And eventually, even Hawks' worry has a breaking point
He can't stay wound up forever, not when Dabi's had so much time to learn every single one of his sweet spots and use them to their full effectiveness
bastard man05/27/2019
hawks probably didnt even realize how pent up he was
he was so focused on the kid stuff and so this ends up being so fucking good cause its been a while
and they can take their sweet time with it too
Alasdair05/27/2019
Dabi is kidding himself if he thinks this is only going to take one round
Once Hawks has finally got his teeth sunk into him, he's not letting go until they're both exhausted
bastard man05/27/2019
g o o d
tbh after the fact, i suspect hawks will take a short nap, wake up, and instantly go back to worrying
Alasdair05/28/2019
Dabi in a "get off my dick" shirt
bastard man05/28/2019
y e a h he owns that shirt
Alasdair05/28/2019
Hawks: That's not what you said la
Dabi: :fire: :fire: :fire:
bastard man05/28/2019
SNRK,,
Alasdair05/28/2019
https://wellmanicuredman.tumblr.com/post/185205456702
This is also them, sorry, I don't make the rules
bastard man05/28/2019
YEAH
god i love them
Alasdair05/28/2019
Dabi's secret passion for baking banana bread
bastard man05/28/2019
getting the right texture in the banana bread is IMPORTANT
Alasdair05/28/2019
Hawks is ready to fuck all that up for his sweet tooth
bastard man05/28/2019
dabi finna kick down his door and force him to make it correctly
dabi, breaking down the door like jack torrance from the shining: WHY DID YOU FUCK UP A GOOD BANANA BREAD RECIPE
hawks: screaming and shoveling his way too sugary banana bread in his mouth
Alasdair05/28/2019
"MAYBE I LIKE THE GRAINS, EVER THOUGH OF THAT, HUH, PUNK? IT GIVES TEXTURE!"
bastard man05/28/2019
"ITS A BAD TEXTURE YOU FREAK"
Alasdair05/28/2019
This is their very first full-on screaming match
bastard man05/28/2019
i cant believe their first loud argument is about banana bread
except i can believe it
bastard man05/28/2019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG5fTbLaRZM
this is them
Alasdair05/28/2019
This invented romance
bastard man05/28/2019
dabi: be the eric andre to my hannibal buress
hawks: b-babe...
Alasdair05/28/2019
Character development
Wait so this means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ5nV9aKthU
Hawks outside Dabi's apartment
bastard man05/28/2019
YEAH
Alasdair05/28/2019
Listen..............
Hawks doing Dabi's makeup
bastard man05/28/2019
always listening to u my love
YES
Alasdair05/28/2019
Hawks: Okay so the beauty industry is an absolute hellscape and there's no reason why women should have to feel disgusting without makeup so this is me acknowledging that we have the freedom of considering this glorified requirement to exist in the public eye as a fun quirky hobby where other people don't buuuuuuuut I'm living for this eyeshadow palette so let's see how it looks on you
bastard man05/28/2019
dabi just
"... yeah ok sure" and sits down so hawks can do the makeup
no resistance whatsoever
Alasdair05/28/2019
He doesn't take this opportunity to go full-on carnival clown but instead just goes by gut instinct with what he thinks accentuates the features Dabi already has and it ends up being a pretty minimal but noticeable difference
The nice thing is that he uses a (snrk) feather-light touch and makes it really easy to just sit there and let him work his magic
bastard man05/28/2019
when its done, dabi is fucking unstoppable too
like he just opens his eyes and hes like "how is it?"
nothing special
but hawks is already blown away because wow how could dabi get even hotter
Alasdair05/28/2019
Hawks, gazing at his own hands: I am....................... an Artist
Put this in the fucking MOMA
Alasdair05/28/2019
Dabi, texting Hawks: Hey you seem like you know a lot about this kinda stuff, what the fuck is a sheet mask and why do we need them
Hawks:
Hawks: My time has come
bastard man05/28/2019
oml
its perfect
Alasdair05/28/2019
Spa day
bastard man05/28/2019
spa day!!
bastard man05/28/2019
ok but now you got me thinkin bout uniforms cause uniforms are...
very good
Alasdair05/28/2019
OH UNIFORMS ARE
BIG SWEXY
bastard man05/28/2019
i really like high laced boots with military uniforms
that shit is good
sexy
Alasdair05/28/2019
Imagining Dabi in a sexy little black number with these blue accents looking all sharp and delicious, yum
bastard man05/28/2019
YUM
oh my god imagine
hold up
Alasdair05/28/2019
Holding
God I hate most military uniforms making their fuckin' soldiers look like discount bellhops, WHERE'S THE STYLE. THE PANACHE. THE FLAIR. THE SLEEK DESIGN.
bastard man05/28/2019
imagine dabi's like "i got something nice that im gonna wear tonight, so go wait for me on the bed"
and hawks is thinking like
"okay hes prolly gonna put on lingerie or smthn and im gonna get to fuck that hell yeah"
and then dabi comes out in uniform and just jumps STRAIGHT INTO this dominant role, making demands of hawks and he's just like "HO-LEE-FUCK i was NOT prepared for this but DAMN is it good"
Alasdair05/28/2019
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME RUNNING THIS IS SO GOOD
SHIT
bastard man05/28/2019
HA
"on your knees"
Alasdair05/28/2019
Hawks gets REALLY into it SO fast but because he is who he is
He can't keep from making snide remarks the whole while
bastard man05/28/2019
oml
Alasdair05/28/2019
Daring Dabi to put him in his place for mouthing off
bastard man05/28/2019
you know he will, too
Alasdair05/28/2019
He wouldn't be my mans if he didn't
bastard man05/28/2019
dabi just grabbing his face and going "if youre not gonna make your mouth useful, then i'll make use of it myself"
cause that shit
is
GOOD
Alasdair05/28/2019
It's easy to see in how Hawks's eyes positively light up that this was exactly the response he was hoping for, and he takes so much satisfaction in goading him just that little extra bit further by leaning into Dabi's touch with the biggest shit-eating smirk on his face, asking as though he doesn't already know, "Oh, yeah? And just what did you have in mind, sir?"
bastard man05/28/2019
(man that 'sir' got me)
dabi tilts the guy's face up a little, as if examining him and mulling it over, and then goes "well, i could always fuck your pretty little mouth until your jaw is sore"
Alasdair05/28/2019
(It's all in the mocking edge of it, how he wants Dabi to be the one to make him mean it instead of using it as another tool for disrespect.)
AlasdairYesterday at 1:08 AM
Not to be like that but I'm gonna be like that, Dabi getting that Twinge when he hears Hawks talking about his past partners and figuring that it's just because the guy's so annoying he can't figure out why anybody would want to put up with him
bastard manYesterday at 1:08 AM
>: )
dabi is def a little irked by that but hes just not talking about it
AlasdairYesterday at 1:10 AM
Jealousy is ugly when they make it everybody else's problem but MM, just a little dash here and there is scrumptious
bastard manYesterday at 1:10 AM
fuck YEAH
AlasdairYesterday at 1:15 AM
Why has this server become The Todoroki Show feat. Hawks
Where the fuck is everyone
bastard manYesterday at 1:15 AM
i dont know
but honestly ive stopped caring
like
im having fun
theyre all missing out
AlasdairYesterday at 1:16 AM
I guess! I just! Feel annoying dominating the conversation if nobody else is going to participate!
bastard manYesterday at 1:16 AM
if they wanted to join in they could
its not like youre taking up too much space-- there's infinite space here
it would be different if people tried to rp and then we took over
its just...
no ones trying
yknow?
if we didnt say anything, it would be dead
AlasdairYesterday at 1:17 AM
Yeah :(
AlasdairYesterday at 1:42 AM
Fun thought:
During the point where Hawks is avoiding him, when he ABSOLUTELY HAS to interact with his mans, he always refers to him by name
Which, in the history of this RP, he has NEVER DONE BEFORE
bastard manYesterday at 1:43 AM
oh no
dabi would
actually not like that
it would make him frustrated, actually
AlasdairYesterday at 1:44 AM
Good.
He loses that easy, overly-familiar demeanor
Where he'd hang off of Dabi like he was a piece of furniture before, he's stiff and formal and his body language is openly uncomfortable
bastard manYesterday at 1:47 AM
dabi would just get so frustrated every time he interacted with hawks and got this response
but the good news is that theres nothing that a good kabedon and a half-confession cant fix
AlasdairYesterday at 1:47 AM
YOU ARE CORRECT
bastard manYesterday at 1:47 AM
and semi-public wall sex
AlasdairYesterday at 1:48 AM
My favorite part
bastard manYesterday at 1:49 AM
i think my favorite part is gonna be the softer sex cause im a romantic at heart
the one where its just all about being sweet and slow and just making each other feel loved
AlasdairYesterday at 1:49 AM
OH, LIKE YES, ABSOLUTELY
That's just my favorite part Of The Encounter
bastard manYesterday at 1:50 AM
Oh Same
AlasdairYesterday at 1:50 AM
Specifically BECAUSE of the contrast later on
With Hawks treating him like he's priceless
Making him realize with every fiber of his being that it was never about simple infatuation with an ideal that would quickly fade the second he satisfied his curiosity
He sees Dabi for what he is and stays regardless
bastard manYesterday at 1:51 AM
Hey
im gonna Melt
AlasdairYesterday at 1:52 AM
He wants to go deeper, learn more, until he understands inside and out what makes Dabi the kind of person he is
Every ache, every pain, every burden he's been carrying since the day he was born, Hawks works to smooth them over with gentle hands
bastard manYesterday at 1:53 AM
hey......... im melting
AlasdairYesterday at 1:54 AM
Contrary to his demeanor when he was pursuing Dabi, once he has him, once he's able to keep him, he doesn't press for answers
Doesn't pick at all his sore spots (unless it'd be good for him)
Doesn't cross his boundaries, just pushes a little to test the waters where he can and lets the rest come on its own
The frenetic energy settles because he's finally at peace with the certainty that Dabi's all his and he's all Dabi's
Dabi, with the most fond expression, looking at Hawks with pure love in his eyes after they've been together for years: You're weird
bastard manYesterday at 2:00 AM
YEAH
i mean even this time around dabi mighta been smiling a little as he typed that
AlasdairYesterday at 2:01 AM
:''')
bastard manYesterday at 2:02 AM
he just didnt know it bc hes oblivious to his own feelings
AlasdairYesterday at 2:02 AM
I thought so but I didn't want to assume
bastard manYesterday at 2:02 AM
assume away
oh man. soft thought.
imagine hawks is kinda preoccupied with smthn and dabi is just watching him with this soft look on his face
when hawks notices he's like "what?"
and theres a few seconds of thought before dabi answers "dunno. you're just beautiful"
thats what i live for
AlasdairYesterday at 2:06 AM
Hawks immediately goes into cardiac arrest
BECAUSE HERE'S THE THING
It doesn't matter if Dabi's done shit like this a million times before
It ALWAYS hits him like this is the very first time and he's taken completely off-guard
Every single instance is something precious and meaningful and so, so, so gratifying to hear
Because he knows
He does
But it's one thing to know deep down and another to hear it spoken plain as day
Dabi does love him and he shows it in a thousand different ways, they're just not as outwardly noticeable
bastard manYesterday at 2:10 AM
god....
theyre so soft
dabi doesnt really like to be super honest about these types of things, mostly cause he kind of gets anxious about feeling so strongly about someone and risking getting hurt
but like
after they spend so much time together and he gradually opens up more, it gets to the point where he just... loves to whisper sweet things when its real late, and the lights are off, and theyre just cuddling in bed
he loves to tell hawks exactly how he makes him feel, and how much he adores him
quietly, intimately
just for hawks to hear, and no one else
AlasdairYesterday at 2:11 AM
I'm going to go jump off a bridge
bastard manYesterday at 2:11 AM
or maybe on a snowy day, when theyre relaxing in front of a fireplace under a blanket
and he's just whispering in hawks's ear
talking about the moment when he first realized he was utterly in love with him
AlasdairYesterday at 2:15 AM
Okay but a tragedy in three parts:
Hawks and Dabi: finally confess their feelings for one another
A Twice: shows up
Dabi: Oh shit later bye
I JOKE BUT IT WOULD BE LEGITIMATELY HILARIOUS
bastard manYesterday at 2:15 AM
THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE
AlasdairYesterday at 2:15 AM
TELL ME HE WOULDN'T, YOU CAN'T
bastard manYesterday at 2:15 AM
i mean once dabi actually commits, no
but if its before confessions and stuff........ he could potentially hop
AlasdairYesterday at 2:16 AM
I support him, just like I support Hawks being an absolute himbo
bastard manYesterday at 2:17 AM
hawks deserves like 100 boyfriends
AlasdairYesterday at 2:17 AM
SO DOES DABI
bastard manYesterday at 2:19 AM
also i was like "poly is also a possibility" BUT LIKE dabi is so emotionally constipated that allowing himself to connect with one person is hard enough, and its mostly only because of hawks's persistence
dabi doesnt pursue
he might pine, and he might unintentionally start getting more cozy with someone, but actively pursuing? nope hes too dumb for that
AlasdairYesterday at 2:19 AM
AGREED
Plus I feel like, and correct me if I'm wrong,
It also wouldn't work if the person he decided to commit himself to was involved with another person who then wanted to be involved with Dabi as well
I get the sense he's too much of a one-man dog for that
bastard manYesterday at 2:23 AM
hm, possibly
i think it's more like... he needs to actually connect with someone before he could even consider dating them
like, he wouldnt just enter a poly where he's only really achieved trust with one person and not the other
yknow?
a poly would be possible, but it would just... take a lot of effort to make work
bastard manYesterday at 2:25 AM
i feel like if dabi was being pursued by two people at the same time, he'd prolly get overwhelmed and either pick one or shut them both out
but one at a time could make a poly work
its just too much effort to really justify it lmao
AlasdairYesterday at 2:25 AM
Big valid
bastard manYesterday at 2:26 AM
HOWEVER he's completely fine with fucking 10 different people so long as hes not a relationship bc he has big whore energy
bwe
big whore energy
AlasdairYesterday at 2:26 AM
HELL FUCKING YES
My magnum opus was putting Hawks in a Baby Slut t-shirt
bastard manYesterday at 2:27 AM
oh my god
PERFECT
AlasdairYesterday at 2:27 AM
Hawks shows up to their first date wearing that
bastard manYesterday at 2:28 AM
dabi walks out
bastard manYesterday at 9:34 PM
hawks sells his mattress and shows up at dabi's door like "hey buddy ol pal hows it going i dont have a bed to sleep on at the moment maybe i could sleep over tonight ; )"
AlasdairYesterday at 9:36 PM
You know exactly what I want
But the real question is, will Dabi deliver or will he just throw an air mattress through Hawks's window
bastard manYesterday at 9:37 PM
the latter is too much work
at least, thats how he justifies it
but he'd make hawks sleep on the couch
AlasdairYesterday at 9:37 PM
Cut to him falling off the couch in his sleep
bastard manYesterday at 9:38 PM
o m l,
i just love the idea of hawks slowly infecting more and more parts of dabi's life until the dude is pretty much all dabi's thinking about, and he only realizes this when he sees something neat and his first thought is "i should show hawks" and then its like WHOA hold the fuck up
AlasdairYesterday at 9:39 PM
GOODNIGHT
God and when he's dropping by every other day
Leaving all his stuff around
Dabi finds it annoying until he realizes that the guy is basically already living with him
bastard manYesterday at 9:40 PM
hawks has a toothbrush at his apartment, he cant deny that the guy is pretty intertwined with his life
AlasdairYesterday at 9:41 PM
Shows up on Shouto's birthday with drinks and gifts
Puts an arm around him like they're best friends
He's wormed his way into the family
bastard manYesterday at 9:42 PM
everyone in the family is convinced theyre dating tbh
dabi: hold on i gotta take a call
shouto: is it your boyfriend
dabi: hes not my boyfriend
dabi, on the phone: hey babe
AlasdairYesterday at 9:44 PM
Literally the first time Dabi calls Hawks "babe" he looks like he's been shot
He gets the BIGGEST GRIN ON HIS FACE
He jumps as high as he possibly can into the air (which is Still Pretty Fucking High even if he doesn't have wings)
And proceeds to tell everybody that He Won
bastard manYesterday at 9:46 PM
the best prize of all
AlasdairYesterday at 9:48 PM
Not to say that he treats Dabi as a Prize but just like
You get me
bastard manYesterday at 9:49 PM
no, dabi is a prize
he won that