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- A cold and very formal reindeer Holly Anon's supervisor hates Christmas as she doesn't have a special someone and all the Santa related jokes make her mood worse. There's a party at work and Anon drinks more than he should and certain truths slip out. Will Anon be under the mistletoe or under a toilet seat.
- A collaboration between Deterna and DB777
- Link to story on Deterna's account https://pastebin.com/naNsjYg2
- >Friday night it's party time
- >You got invited to the annual Christmas party
- >They were always shit but at least there's booze
- >Finally you arrive in the office party room
- >Seems like a funeral more than a party
- >Everyone seems bummed out for some reason
- >They you realise *She's* here. The frosty snow bitch
- >She was always so brusk with everybody this time of year
- >Everybody would laugh and be merry while she'll be acting like a school teacher
- >Maybe it was all the Christmas puns she has to endure this time of year
- >Doesn't help her name is Holly
- >You spot her putting liter in a bin bag
- >She acts like it's over and she's the janitor cleaning up
- >You go over to the party pooper she drops the bin bag and looks you up and down
- >"Mr Anon is it?"
- >She talks like it's work hours
- >"Yeah it is and hey, cheer up, its Christmas!"
- >The fake smile didn't work, what a buzz kill this woman is
- >"Yes. Thank goodness for you to remind me how could I possibly cope without you."
- >It's sarcasm but it's better than nothing
- >You go to the plastic cups and pour your self some drink
- >You offer to Holly but she refuses
- >You think to at least try to make the effort to talk to her
- >"So any loved ones Holly?"
- >"No."
- >"..."
- >"Err, how about friends?"
- >"None."
- >You weren't put off you were going to make her talk
- >"So, you watch the big reinde- er! I mean game!."
- >She scorns practically popping her eyes out at the glare she is giving you
- >It will takes some Dutch courage but you can still save it.
- >"Sorry you must be sick to death of puns and jokes, I didn't mean to offend, please forgive me
- > Her eyebrows return from squinting at you and she actually has a faint smile on her cheek
- >"It's alright Anon I'll just blame it on the drink, you can be very mature when you want to be."
- >Mission Passed she's talking like a normal co-worker
- >Some time passes and you've had a bit too much to drink you start talking and moving without a filter the chat was Holly was quaint and above board witch she seems to enjoy but now, things got more personal....
- ______________
- >Was it the drinks or something else you asked yourself.
- >Could it be that you care about her even though she’s cranky all the time.
- >Your mind tries to compute but with the alcohol in your body you can’t really think straight.
- ______________
- You drink more and more till the room is practically spinning and your body is a joyful numb
- >Suddenly everyone is your best friend and every song is your favourite
- >You see her looking at the slow dancers in envy
- >You would never would have asked her to dance but in your drunken stupor you wipe your mouth, check your breath and drag your legs to the grumpy wall-flower
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