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The Fire is so Deerlightful COLLAB

Dec 18th, 2017
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  1. A cold and very formal reindeer Holly Anon's supervisor hates Christmas as she doesn't have a special someone and all the Santa related jokes make her mood worse. There's a party at work and Anon drinks more than he should and certain truths slip out. Will Anon be under the mistletoe or under a toilet seat.
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  3. A collaboration between Deterna and DB777
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  5. Link to story on Deterna's account https://pastebin.com/naNsjYg2
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  8. >Friday night it's party time
  9. >You got invited to the annual Christmas party
  10. >They were always shit but at least there's booze
  11. >Finally you arrive in the office party room
  12. >Seems like a funeral more than a party
  13. >Everyone seems bummed out for some reason
  14. >They you realise *She's* here. The frosty snow bitch
  15. >She was always so brusk with everybody this time of year
  16. >Everybody would laugh and be merry while she'll be acting like a school teacher
  17. >Maybe it was all the Christmas puns she has to endure this time of year
  18. >Doesn't help her name is Holly
  19. >You spot her putting liter in a bin bag
  20. >She acts like it's over and she's the janitor cleaning up
  21. >You go over to the party pooper she drops the bin bag and looks you up and down
  22. >"Mr Anon is it?"
  23. >She talks like it's work hours
  24. >"Yeah it is and hey, cheer up, its Christmas!"
  25. >The fake smile didn't work, what a buzz kill this woman is
  26. >"Yes. Thank goodness for you to remind me how could I possibly cope without you."
  27. >It's sarcasm but it's better than nothing
  28. >You go to the plastic cups and pour your self some drink
  29. >You offer to Holly but she refuses
  30. >You think to at least try to make the effort to talk to her
  31. >"So any loved ones Holly?"
  32. >"No."
  33. >"..."
  34. >"Err, how about friends?"
  35. >"None."
  36. >You weren't put off you were going to make her talk
  37. >"So, you watch the big reinde- er! I mean game!."
  38. >She scorns practically popping her eyes out at the glare she is giving you
  39. >It will takes some Dutch courage but you can still save it.
  40. >"Sorry you must be sick to death of puns and jokes, I didn't mean to offend, please forgive me
  41. > Her eyebrows return from squinting at you and she actually has a faint smile on her cheek
  42. >"It's alright Anon I'll just blame it on the drink, you can be very mature when you want to be."
  43. >Mission Passed she's talking like a normal co-worker
  44. >Some time passes and you've had a bit too much to drink you start talking and moving without a filter the chat was Holly was quaint and above board witch she seems to enjoy but now, things got more personal....
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  49. >Was it the drinks or something else you asked yourself.
  50. >Could it be that you care about her even though she’s cranky all the time.
  51. >Your mind tries to compute but with the alcohol in your body you can’t really think straight.
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  55. You drink more and more till the room is practically spinning and your body is a joyful numb
  56. >Suddenly everyone is your best friend and every song is your favourite
  57. >You see her looking at the slow dancers in envy
  58. >You would never would have asked her to dance but in your drunken stupor you wipe your mouth, check your breath and drag your legs to the grumpy wall-flower
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