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- Hello?
- <i>- Adam?</i>

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- Allison?
- <i>- Hey!</i>

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What are you doing, dummy?

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<i>I'm, uh, I'm getting married.</i>

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- You're getting what?
- <i>- Uh, married.</i>

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<i>Adam?</i>

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<i>- Did I lose you?</i>
- Uh...

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<i>I mean is this too weird?</i>

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It's not too weird, it's not
weird, it's fine. It's good,

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it's good. I mean, it's a
little weird, but, you know,

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- I'm okay. Uh, wow. Whoa.
<i>- And I want you to be</i>

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<i>there if you want to come.</i>

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<i>I'd like you to come to
the rehearsal dinner...</i>

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I don't know about coming to the rehearsal
dinner, that might be a little weird.

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<i>That might be a
little weird, but, you know I'm,</i>

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<i>I'm gonna be at your wedding
so you have to come to mine.</i>

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<i>Right. Yeah. Look, I don't
want you to hate me.</i>

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I don't, I don't hate you.

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<i>Well then, come to my
wedding. Like I said I'm going</i>

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<i>- to come to yours.</i>
- Okay.

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<i>When it happens.</i>

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I'm, yeah, I'd like to be there.

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<i>Really?</i>

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Mhm.

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<i>That's great.</i>

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<i>Oh my god, you
haven't even met him.</i>

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I did meet him actually.

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<i>Wait you met him?</i> Yeah I met him last year
at that Christmas thing at

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your sister's house. <i>Right
yeah I forgot that you,</i>

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<i>yeah you, he's a nice guy.</i>

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What was that? <i>He, he's
really, a really nice guy,</i>

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<i>you, you're gonna like him.</i>

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He seems great.

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<i>Yeah okay.</i> No no no, I'm serious, I
mean that. He, he seems good.

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<i>I mean, he, he's
good, he's a good guy.</i>

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<i>I, I just don't
want you to feel...</i>

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- Feel what?
- <i>- I don't know. I</i>

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<i>don't know. Never mind.
I'm glad you're coming.</i>

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Me too.

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<i>Are you sure you're okay?</i>

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Whoa.

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- That's so funny!
- - Really great.

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Who's the editor?

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Who's the editor?

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Oh, hi, oh, what?

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Oh, what, what is it?

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Edmonton?

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- Adam.
- Adam, great stuff!

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I've got my eye on you. I
love the choice of music.

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Oh that, actually
that wasn't my choice.

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Oh yeah that was, that was mine.

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Oh, so you're the genius.

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- Great job, Alan.
- Thanks man.

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- Great job Alan.
- Thank you.

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Great job. How's our mannequin bird
segment coming along?

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It's, I'm still cutting it,
looking good but it's not

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quite done yet, a little bit...

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Don't dick me around, guy.

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We're on a strict deadline.

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Nature talks with Orson
Schwartzman waits for no man.

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Yes Mr. Schwartzman.

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When nature talks, you listen.

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- Okay.
- Are you listening?

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Um, yes.

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Good.

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- Hey!
- Hey.

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Wanna get fucked up tonight?

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Ah, I can't, I got,
I got stuff to do.

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Oh, what kind of stuff?

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It's like, errands
and, and dinner, and...

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You okay?

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What? Yeah.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah!

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Okay!

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That was believable. Good!

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See you later.

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The male red capped
mannequin bird.

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Mannequin of course
derives from the Dutch

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word meaning 'little man'.

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<i>The females of the species</i>

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<i>are very picky so the
males employ a peculiar</i>

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<i>sort of dance to impress them.</i>

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<i>Because mammals stand a
better chance paired, or</i>

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<i>in groups, than alone.</i>

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<i>Their very survival
depends upon their ability</i>

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<i>to find a partner and mate.</i>

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How long she known this guy?

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A year! Or something.

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- A year? A year?
- Yeah. I know. I know.

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It's so sudden. Who is this guy?

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Aaron.

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- Aaron?
- Aaron.

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Aaron.

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Aaron.

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- Why do you keep whispering it?
- Mark, you're up!

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Listen, let me fix this for
you. This, this is real easy.

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Come on, ready, don't
go. Just don't go.

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- Don't go, buddy.
- Ah, I told...

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What are you guys talking about?

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Girl stuff?

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Come on - gah!

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Suck my dick, pins!

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This place sucks!

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Alright, it's you.

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I think I broke Adam.

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He's fine.

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Dude.

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We're at a bowling alley, bowl.

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- Hey. Bowl.
- I can't.

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Hey, if you're not playing,
you just look like a child

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- molester wearing those shoes.
- What?

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Doesn't matter. You get a ball!

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You pick it up and
and give it a roll!

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- I'm going home.
- Listen to me.

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I'm going home, I don't wanna...

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Hey! Hey! Shh, hey!

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You get up there and you
bowl a strike right now,

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you prove to yourself that
you're gonna beat this,

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that you're gonna
be okay without her!

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Because you're Adam!

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You bowl strikes!

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Dude, just bowl.

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You're being a douche.

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Okay.

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It's just, it's just bowling.

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Don't worry about it.

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Adam!

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Adam.

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- Hi!
- Hey!

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- Hi, ah, you look great.
- It's good to see you.

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- Yeah. I'm starving!
- Good!

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This place is amazing! It's always booked,
how did you get these reservations?

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I had to kill a guy.
Yeah. It was pretty easy.

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No, no I called weeks
ago because I knew you

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wanted to try it.
That's why I'm the best

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- boyfriend in the world.
- So sweet! You are.

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I've just been so tired
at work lately, I have to

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stop staying up so late.

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Which is partly
your fault, mister.

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Babe are you okay?

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Yeah! Yeah.

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You just seem preoccupied to me.

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I do? No, that's
weird, uh... hm.

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I don't know, maybe work
stuff, I don't know.

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Everything okay?

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You ever think about marriage?

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In, in general? Or...

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I mean like...

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Marrying me. You ever...?

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I'm, I have thought about
that, you know, my friends and.

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I, we talk about
that stuff, why?

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No but I mean,
specifically, to me.

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Right.

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You ever...? Am I, am I?

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Are you what? Are,
what are you saying?

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- Nothing, I'm sorry.
- I don't know what's happening.

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No no no, I know, I'm just
thinking, thinking out loud.

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Okay.

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Hey, listen, happy anniversary.

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- Happy anniversary.
- We did it, I'm proud of us.

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- Yeah. We're doing a good job.
- I think so.

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- I think we are.
- Yeah.

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I think we should get married.

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- What?
- What?

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- Yeah or no? What? Did you say we sh -
what are you saying?

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Yeah! I think we
should get married!

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Are you cra - what
are you talking about?

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- Is that crazy?
- Yes that's crazy!

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Okay, well I know that sounds
crazy but just hear me out.

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You're happy aren't you?

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- Yeah I'm happy, yeah.
- Okay, alright.

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Well what else is there? Really?

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I mean people overcomplicate these things but
that's really, at its essence, that's what it is!

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Right? We make each other happy!

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We have the same...
Favorite movie.

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Yeah.

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We don't sit there on
our things and post how

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much fun we're having,
we really have fun!

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Yeah, no, you never
post pictures of me.

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No! I think that's great.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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Okay. I love you, you love me.

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- Yeah...
- Let's just do it!

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What are we so afraid of? I mean I don't
know if it's being afraid I think

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- it's just being responsible.
- You're in your head!

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You're thinking. And I've
been thinking too much too.

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- Get out of our heads!
- I can't believe we're

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- talking about this!
- I know, I can't either!

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- I just, okay.
- Shake it!

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I think that we have
a good thing going.

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Agreed.

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Don't you think maybe
we should just,

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- just what?
- Like, let it do its thing

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- and see where it goes?
- No, no, no, I'm tired of

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doing that. I don't want
to let it do its thing,

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I don't want to think about
down the line, I want to think

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about the now. I don't wanna
think! I just wanna do it!

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I wanna do the now, I
want to be in the now,

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and in the now, I
want to marry you!

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Are you serious?

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Julie, don't I look serious?

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You do look pretty serious.

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I just, it just hit me.
Why are we not doing this?

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- Oh my god.
- Everyone around us is doing

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it. And they don't have
nearly what we have.

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Yeah! Yeah.

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What do you think?

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Oh my god.

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Oh my god I'm sorry I just
don't I didn't - I don't,

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I don't know exactly what
to say, because this,

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- take your time!
- It feels like it's insane.

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Yeah, it is.

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Honey I didn't know
you felt that way.

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Don't, you know, take,
as long as you need!

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No I don't need time!

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This sounds insane but I
think, maybe, oh my god,

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- I think maybe...
- We should break up.

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- What?
- I think we should break up.

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And I know that seems
psychotic, I'm so sorry.

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- Are you joking?
- No.

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- This is a joke.
- No, uh.

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As soon as I said it out
loud I started to panic

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and it didn't feel
right, I'm so sorry.

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What's wrong with you? I don't know, I
don't know, I'm just, um, I'm spinning out

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a little bit and I'm not sure
what I'm saying but I do know

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concretely that we should
not get married, I just

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don't think this is working.

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You don't...? God I'm so sorry.
You don't think this is working?

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You just asked me to marry you.

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I know, it felt right in
the moment, but as soon as

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it was out in the ether, I got
really scared to live in that world.

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- But why would you...?
- I don't know, I don't know,

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I just can't see myself
waking up to your face

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every morning, you know
for the rest of my life!

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I mean, that sounds,
urgh! No offense, not your

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face, not your face!
You have a great face,

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a much better face
than I do, by the way,

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- I should be so lucky!
- I know!

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Your face is great, it's what's behind it that
I don't think I can live with for a long time.

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00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:30,749
- Oh my god.
- I mean, a couple months,

242
00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,751
we don't have to break up,
I don't know what I'm talking

243
00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,219
about, forget it, forget
it, what are you ordering,

244
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:36,888
what are you getting? I
just don't think I can...

245
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:45,096
You are an asshole.

246
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:48,399
An ass hole!

247
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:52,103
Wait wait wait, Julie!
Hold up, wait wait wait!

248
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,206
Congratulations,
you're gonna die alone!

249
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,257
Hi I...

250
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,432
I'm gonna look...

251
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:38,303
- Hi.
- Hi.

252
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,538
How can I help you? Oh, I
just need a room, please.

253
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,441
Okay is it just you
or anyone else... no?

254
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,510
- No it's just me.
- Wife? Girlfriend?

255
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:49,380
- Just me.
- Husband, friend, anything?

256
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,682
It's just me.

257
00:15:50,684 --> 00:15:56,321
- Oh, hm, ah. Just one?
- Mhm.

258
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,623
- Staying in the room?
- Yeah.

259
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,260
Okay.

260
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:08,433
And would you like a
second key? For any

261
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:12,070
visitors, or friends, you know?

262
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,540
No, no just one's fine. Thanks.

263
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,080
Room for one.

264
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:24,115
Thank you, rah..

265
00:16:24,117 --> 00:16:28,286
- Rohan.
- Sorry. Thanks.

266
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,124
Tsk.

267
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:48,406
<i>Hello?</i>

268
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,204
These long tailed
mannequin males will

269
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,740
actually compete with each
other for the attention of

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00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,511
the female and of course,
the right to mate.

271
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:29,614
The dominant male will
always attract the female

272
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,450
over the weaker males,
this is the law of the

273
00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:39,424
jungle, and the natural
order of life! And love.

274
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,127
Adam?

275
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,363
- Hey.
- Holy shit.

276
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,271
- Greg!
- Yeah! I know.

277
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:31,109
- Oh my god.
- Right! Long time.

278
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,244
- Yeah long time no see.
- From, uh...

279
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,512
- Since college!
- College!

280
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,415
Yeah, man! Old
school, I like it!

281
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,484
This is great man, what
are you doing up here?

282
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:43,287
Ah well just in town
visiting friends.

283
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,356
Friends and family.

284
00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:46,824
Mainly family.

285
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,861
Huh. You should
have called me, man.

286
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:54,298
I know, I thought about
it but then, um...

287
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,466
Hey, did you hear about Allison?

288
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,534
Uh...

289
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,837
Allison...?

290
00:19:00,539 --> 00:19:03,241
Allison George, your
girlfriend of eight years?

291
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,211
Oh, right. Sure, yeah,
Allison. No, uh, what's up?

292
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,415
Allison George is
getting married.

293
00:19:11,417 --> 00:19:14,352
Wow really? Great for her.

294
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,188
It's crazy man, you guys
were together forever!

295
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,757
Yeah. You guys were inseparable,
do you remember that?

296
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,526
It was like, I thought
you guys were never,

297
00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,728
ever, ever gonna break
up and then you did.

298
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,862
- Well, yeah.
- Do you remember that?

299
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,265
- When you guys broke up?
- Yeah, no.

300
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,433
Seriously you guys had
everything, do you

301
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:32,803
remember that? Yeah well, it was
a long time ago.

302
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,639
Not that long ago.

303
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,207
It was pretty long ago.

304
00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,175
A year and a half.

305
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:38,177
Ish.

306
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,245
Closer to two.

307
00:19:41,247 --> 00:19:42,380
A year and a half.

308
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,881
It was like two.
About two years.

309
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,684
- I'm sure it's closer to a year and a half.
- I don't know how

310
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,419
- you're so sure of that.
- Because I remember it,

311
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,921
- it was really devastating.
- I didn't even

312
00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:51,422
remember her name
when you said it, so,

313
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,664
you had to jog my memory, so...

314
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:56,961
So what are you reading?

315
00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,630
Nothing, it's, I
was just looking at,

316
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:03,601
I don't even know how,
I was just browsing.

317
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:08,839
I'll talk to you later man.

318
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,775
Yeah, okay.

319
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,782
Sorry.

320
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:29,553
- Excuse me... what?
- Sorry.

321
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,657
- Hm. What?
- What?

322
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,592
Oh I thought you said something.

323
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,460
- I...
- What?

324
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,900
Um... that reminds
me, do you wanna -?

325
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:47,605
Do you wanna get
a coffee sometime?

326
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,007
Uh, um.

327
00:21:50,009 --> 00:21:52,677
Or like a water, or
a juice? Something

328
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,380
- like a, whatever you...
- No, um, I'm reading my book.

329
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:58,649
- Oh, okay.
- So maybe another time.

330
00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,784
Is that?

331
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,453
Oh, of mice and men,
that's a good one.

332
00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,689
I could just, I could
tell you how it ends.

333
00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:08,426
Excuse me? Yeah I could tell you
how it ends. How it...

334
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,362
Lenny, he dies, he
dies. Lenny dies.

335
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:13,030
George shoots him in
the back of the head.

336
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,954
What? Because he's the only one
that really understands him.

337
00:22:15,979 --> 00:22:17,535
It's really beautiful, but it's

338
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:18,736
heartbreaking.

339
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:24,575
Are you serious?

340
00:22:24,577 --> 00:22:26,110
Yeah, seriously.
That's how it ends.

341
00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,646
No, are you serious, are
you serious right now?

342
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,714
With this?

343
00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,482
Yeah I just said I was.

344
00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,584
You ruined this for me.
You just ruined this

345
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:34,719
book for me. I was just,

346
00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,554
I just started reading
this book and...

347
00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:38,022
Oh, well I saved you like,

348
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,790
what page are you on,
I saved you, like,

349
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,892
- a hundred and eighty pages.
- What is wrong with you?

350
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:43,561
What's wrong with you?

351
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,795
Who hasn't read of mice and men?

352
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:45,996
That's crazy.

353
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,132
- I, I,
- it's a classic.

354
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,534
I know, that is why, that
is why I'm reading it.

355
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,536
Well you should
have read it by now.

356
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,058
It's not my fault
you're a slow reader.

357
00:22:55,574 --> 00:22:57,541
You know she hasn't
read of mice and men?

358
00:22:57,543 --> 00:23:00,010
I know. Look, I'm not a
slow reader, okay?

359
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,979
- I just haven't...
- In fact I'm saving you from

360
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,548
the humiliation of having
to tell your friends and

361
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,717
family that you haven't
read a timeless masterpiece.

362
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,887
A timeless masterpiece
that you just ruined.

363
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,428
Do you have time
for a coffee now?

364
00:23:19,097 --> 00:23:21,165
You know I can't tell if
you're charming or if

365
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,967
you're just an asshole.

366
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:27,738
Charming.

367
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:31,609
Charming, I hope. I'm
sorry, you're right.

368
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,877
That was rude.

369
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:34,578
Because it is a great book.

370
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,614
I'm sorry, I'm
just, I just really

371
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,182
want you to go out with me.

372
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:41,719
Okay so let me get this
straight, in return for,

373
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:46,090
um, ruining this perfectly
good, brand new reading

374
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:49,760
experience for me,
I should reward

375
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,662
you by going out with you?

376
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:54,165
Two things, it shouldn't
be brand new, we've

377
00:23:54,167 --> 00:23:57,168
established that, it's
been out for a long time,

378
00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,171
and I think it might be
more fun than reading

379
00:24:00,173 --> 00:24:01,772
alone in a library.

380
00:24:02,941 --> 00:24:05,609
And how would you know?

381
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,044
Well because a books not
gonna have sex with you

382
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,480
and I want to, very badly.

383
00:24:09,482 --> 00:24:11,148
Oh my god.

384
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,020
I know this sounds crazy
but I think I love you.

385
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,156
I just think I'm in love
with you, and I know that

386
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:21,625
sounds crazy, and I
know, I know, okay,

387
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,726
what, are you gonna, what?

388
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,896
What is... what?

389
00:24:27,199 --> 00:24:29,099
- I do.
- You don't even know me.

390
00:24:29,101 --> 00:24:31,769
I know, and that's why I
want to share a cup of

391
00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,571
coffee with you because I
think it's weird, too, that I

392
00:24:33,573 --> 00:24:35,806
should love somebody that
I don't even really know.

393
00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,741
So I thought, we'll go get
coffee, I'll ask you where

394
00:24:37,743 --> 00:24:39,243
- you're from.
- Okay.

395
00:24:39,245 --> 00:24:40,478
Get to know each other,

396
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:41,846
- and then, um,
- okay.

397
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,047
You see where I'm
going with this?

398
00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:46,484
- Okay.
- Okay? Really?

399
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:48,152
That worked?

400
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,054
You must have a screw loose.

401
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,258
- Kid, who are you?
- I'm Adam.

402
00:25:09,140 --> 00:25:11,775
- Hey man. I know, I know,
- ah! Jesus!

403
00:25:11,777 --> 00:25:14,845
It scared me too, I almost
forgot to give you my card.

404
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:19,250
- Thank god you didn't forget.
- Uh, yeah. No, I didn't.

405
00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:21,986
That's got my website on
there, okay, my Facebook,

406
00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,988
- Linkedin's on there,
- I just need one.

407
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,557
No you could use all of them,
and then there's email, too

408
00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,792
- that's right on there.
- Okay well I'll email you then.

409
00:25:28,794 --> 00:25:30,731
Okay good if you ever need to talk.
Yeah.

410
00:25:30,756 --> 00:25:33,130
I'll email you and I look
forward to emailing you.

411
00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,032
Yeah but if you
ever need to talk.

412
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,001
Yeah I'll, I got it.

413
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:39,003
Yeah, man.

414
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:41,639
If you need to.

415
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:43,641
Okay.

416
00:25:43,643 --> 00:25:47,144
- I'm still... crazy!
- Greg... Hamilton.

417
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:50,548
Hey!

418
00:25:50,550 --> 00:25:51,749
Email me.

419
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:52,950
What?

420
00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,953
- Email me. I don't know what that means.
- Email me!

421
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,922
Oh! Okay, oh yeah.

422
00:26:14,039 --> 00:26:18,342
<i>- Adam?</i>
- Hey! You knew it was me.

423
00:26:18,344 --> 00:26:20,778
<i>Yes it was in my phone.</i>

424
00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,313
Oh right duh.

425
00:26:22,315 --> 00:26:25,783
<i>- What are you, uh...?</i>
- Uh, I am here.

426
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:30,621
<i>I'm here. What? Oh my god why
didn't you tell me?</i>

427
00:26:30,623 --> 00:26:33,023
Well, I am telling
you, you dum-dum.

428
00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:35,826
<i>Well, listen, this is
crazy but we're having this</i>

429
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:37,027
<i>dinner party tonight.</i>

430
00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:41,165
<i>Yeah. And, I don't know,
maybe you want to come?</i>

431
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:33,177
No but seriously, you two.
You two, if there are two

432
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,846
people in the whole world
that should actually be

433
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:40,984
getting married, they're
right here, it's you two.

434
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:44,288
I actually remember
when you guys met.

435
00:28:44,290 --> 00:28:46,890
Aaron said, 'David, this
is the first girl I can

436
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:51,328
actually see myself
marrying.' And I was, I

437
00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:52,730
actually tried to
talk you out of it

438
00:28:52,732 --> 00:28:55,466
so I could ask
Allison out. I did!

439
00:28:55,468 --> 00:29:00,304
Because she's, look at her! Who wouldn't
want to marry her instantly! You would be

440
00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:02,339
- crazy not to marry her!
- - Down boy.

441
00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:05,976
If it doesn't work out,
I'm waiting in the wings.

442
00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,045
Text me, call me.

443
00:29:08,342 --> 00:29:09,781
Whatever you need to do.

444
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:15,385
No but seriously, you guys
are actually fashioned for

445
00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:20,424
each other, you were made
for one another. And I do

446
00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:24,928
not know a more
intelligent, graceful

447
00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:28,232
couple than you guys.

448
00:29:28,234 --> 00:29:32,035
And they say that marriage
is hard work, right, that's

449
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:33,871
the thing, marriage is
hard work, but I'm not

450
00:29:33,873 --> 00:29:35,773
really worried about
you guys, because

451
00:29:35,775 --> 00:29:37,875
- you guys make sense.
- Thanks, Dave.

452
00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:41,245
And that's a beautiful thing,
so let's drink to them!

453
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:48,018
Cheers to you guys I love
you, I love you, you, you,

454
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:49,319
and you're fine too.

455
00:29:49,321 --> 00:29:51,421
Let's get really
drunk and be happy.

456
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:52,322
Mazel tov.

457
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:56,026
Can I kiss you? I've been wanting to
kiss her all night.

458
00:30:09,874 --> 00:30:10,941
Are you friends with Aaron?

459
00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,209
Allison actually.

460
00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,111
Oh, how do you guys
know each other?

461
00:30:14,113 --> 00:30:16,013
Adam and Allison used to go out.

462
00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:18,482
Oh really?

463
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:19,449
Yeah.

464
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,918
When was that?

465
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,453
Literally, right before Aaron.

466
00:30:25,056 --> 00:30:26,156
Oh.

467
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:45,576
- You're Adam, huh?
- Yeah.

468
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:46,877
I'm Lee, nice to meet you.

469
00:30:46,879 --> 00:30:49,012
- Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
- Cheers.

470
00:30:50,316 --> 00:30:52,149
I'm sorry.

471
00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,318
Did she ask you to
come to this dinner?

472
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,887
- She, she did.
- Mister really good friend?

473
00:30:56,889 --> 00:30:59,890
- Yeah...
- You're that guy.

474
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,527
I'm sorry man I'm just
kidding with you, I'm kidding.

475
00:31:03,529 --> 00:31:05,495
- Cheers, man.
- Cheers.

476
00:31:05,497 --> 00:31:08,031
To the strength of the
human spirit. To endure.

477
00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:10,267
Thanks.

478
00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:11,535
Yeah.

479
00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:13,203
Hey buck up buddy.

480
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,039
Who knows, you might
even catch the bouquet!

481
00:31:19,477 --> 00:31:22,379
Did you hear what I said
to second place over here?

482
00:31:37,328 --> 00:31:38,962
Hey, dummy.

483
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,130
Hey!

484
00:31:40,132 --> 00:31:41,932
What are you doing up here?

485
00:31:41,934 --> 00:31:43,100
Just hanging out.

486
00:31:44,636 --> 00:31:46,603
Come sit with me! Come here.

487
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:50,007
You always find those
little hideouts,

488
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:51,475
you're such a weirdo.

489
00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,342
You're a weirdo, you dum dum.
How was your -?

490
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:54,478
How was the - oh sorry.

491
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,014
- You go.
- You go. No, you go.

492
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,181
- Um...
- Go ahead.

493
00:31:58,183 --> 00:31:59,917
No, nah, nah I just had nothing

494
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,585
- really interesting to say.
- Neither did I.

495
00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:02,587
Alright.

496
00:32:04,290 --> 00:32:05,689
So.

497
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:09,092
How, um, I like, like,
your hair. It's different.

498
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,361
Oh yeah thank you! Yeah.

499
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,363
Good different?

500
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:14,031
Great different.

501
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,166
You look, um...

502
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:18,368
- The same.
- The same!

503
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:20,337
- Yeah.
- Yeah, kinda. Yeah.

504
00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:21,138
Good same?

505
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,306
Great same.

506
00:32:29,213 --> 00:32:32,482
Ah, so this is, uh,
pretty crazy, huh?

507
00:32:32,484 --> 00:32:36,987
It really is, I mean
it is really crazy.

508
00:32:36,989 --> 00:32:38,588
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's very overwhelming.

509
00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:39,690
There are so many

510
00:32:39,692 --> 00:32:41,625
- decisions to make.
- I bet, I bet.

511
00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,194
I mean it's also so sudden.

512
00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:50,133
Right, yeah, it's just, I
don't know, it just happened.

513
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:54,972
Yeah, that's how
these things go.

514
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:03,347
- Do you remember when, um...
- Allison!

515
00:33:03,349 --> 00:33:04,281
Oh, hey.

516
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:06,049
It's your party come play.

517
00:33:06,051 --> 00:33:09,152
- Yeah! I'm gonna, sorry, I'm gonna,
- yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah.

518
00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,087
I'll see you later though, yeah?

519
00:33:10,089 --> 00:33:11,688
- Yes, okay.
- Okay.

520
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,457
- You come on down, too!
- Ah, yeah!

521
00:33:18,229 --> 00:33:19,296
Watch your head coming down.

522
00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,631
Oh yeah, what is... yeah.

523
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:23,734
Interesting space up here.

524
00:33:23,736 --> 00:33:27,304
It's where we have a
lot of sex. Strictly.

525
00:33:27,306 --> 00:33:29,773
- You're, you're the worst.
- Just kidding, just kidding.

526
00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,754
Hey buddy!

527
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,522
Hey, Aaron, how you doing?

528
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:48,258
I'm good, I'm good.
Well, you know, nervous.

529
00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,060
Yeah, psh, big day coming up.

530
00:33:50,062 --> 00:33:51,361
You're telling me.

531
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,196
What, you uh, you want to
stand up there for me?

532
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:54,198
Sure!

533
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:57,300
I mean, not really. No.

534
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:58,668
Hey, really good
to see you though.

535
00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:03,140
Mm-hmm. Allison was so glad you
could make it, you know.

536
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:04,307
You mean a lot to her.

537
00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:05,609
- Aw.
- You really do.

538
00:34:05,611 --> 00:34:07,377
She means a lot to me.

539
00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:09,046
You know what on a
personal note, I think

540
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:11,615
it's so cool that you
came, given your history

541
00:34:11,617 --> 00:34:14,251
and stuff? It's like,
it's really big of you.

542
00:34:14,253 --> 00:34:15,819
So thank you.

543
00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:19,523
Well thanks Aaron.
That's big of you to say.

544
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:22,159
No I mean it's big of you.

545
00:34:22,161 --> 00:34:25,128
Well it's big of you too.

546
00:34:26,664 --> 00:34:27,664
I guess we're both big.

547
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,568
I like that we're
both big. Heyoo!

548
00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:36,540
No no no, I have actually
a very small penis.

549
00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,608
- Really?
- No no no.

550
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:39,610
Oh.

551
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:43,146
So you don't. No. No, I'm very
secure in that area.

552
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:47,150
- Good.
- Yeah.

553
00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,686
So, I'm just glad
everyone's, you know,

554
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:50,821
where they're supposed to be.

555
00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:53,123
Totally. Totally.

556
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:55,159
Well hey! Good to see you.

557
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:58,128
Well, thanks for
inviting me, Aaron,

558
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,629
that was really
big of you, again.

559
00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,598
- You're amazing. Alright.
- You're amazing.

560
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,732
Thanks, big guy.

561
00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,170
Hey you know, we
should hang some time.

562
00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:08,472
Yeah, cool!

563
00:35:08,474 --> 00:35:09,840
Do you play tennis?

564
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,309
Do I play tennis?

565
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,743
What you like the game?

566
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,479
Ah, love the game.

567
00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:17,314
Alright, well we'll go a
few rounds, will be fun.

568
00:35:17,316 --> 00:35:18,482
Cool, yeah.

569
00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:19,883
- Noice.
- Very noice.

570
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:21,785
Alright.

571
00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:24,387
Cool.

572
00:35:41,874 --> 00:35:43,306
Sorry.

573
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:49,614
Sorry.

574
00:36:03,628 --> 00:36:04,895
Where you from?

575
00:36:04,897 --> 00:36:07,397
Um, originally from Vermont.

576
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:10,267
Vermont?? Cool!

577
00:36:10,868 --> 00:36:12,802
Great skiing there, right?

578
00:36:12,804 --> 00:36:13,603
Yeah.

579
00:36:13,706 --> 00:36:14,605
Yeah.

580
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,374
Oh my god, David!
Hi, how are you?

581
00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:18,775
- I miss you!
- Oh my god that

582
00:36:18,777 --> 00:36:20,510
- speech was so good.
- Thank you.

583
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,346
- It was really good. I lost my, sorry,
- they were so happy!

584
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:25,949
- I lost my keys.
- Your keys? Ooh.

585
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,385
- Can you find them for me?
- Well I'm waiting on an.

586
00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:30,587
- Uber, just come with me.
- Can I go home with you?

587
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:33,523
- Where do you live? I... Thank you so...
- Gonna have some girls over.

588
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:35,358
I think we should hang out more.

589
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,460
You gotta, actually,
David you're sitting on my...

590
00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:39,696
I haven't liked
anyone in like, forever!

591
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,665
Gwen, David, it was...

592
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:44,234
- Do you feel this too, though?
- Yes, I love that.

593
00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:45,435
Have you thought about
walking down the aisle?

594
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,271
I'm gonna just... Oh how would we do that?
I was thinking like,

595
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:49,372
I'm actually
gonna head out, David.

596
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:51,808
Or we could hold hands.

597
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,443
David, I'm gonna go
ahead and head out, so...

598
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,779
- Hand in hand! That's it, done!
- I love holding hands.

599
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:57,447
I miss you, why don't
we hang out more?

600
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,849
Well come over tonight,
girls' night, it'll be fun.

601
00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:03,820
- You okay man?
- I just popped outta there.

602
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:06,456
So we were, we were
just talking about...

603
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,859
- Sorry. You just snapped that chair.
- Jesus it's just

604
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,861
- a dinner party, god.
- Oh my god it's like

605
00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:15,498
- a peace pipe.
- I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

606
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,933
- That's a good bit.
- That's for you, dude,

607
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,768
- that's for the road.
- Take that one.

608
00:37:18,770 --> 00:37:20,737
- You can have it.
- I really enjoyed your speech.

609
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,561
Whaaaat?

610
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:46,896
What are you doing here?

611
00:37:46,898 --> 00:37:49,432
- Hi, mom.
- Oh my god!

612
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,435
Hi, uh, what are you wearing?

613
00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,503
I was jogging!

614
00:37:53,505 --> 00:37:57,407
Uh, since when are you jogging?

615
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,708
What do you mean?
I'm exercising.

616
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,411
I've never seen you exercise.

617
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:02,712
I'm getting in shape!

618
00:38:02,714 --> 00:38:04,614
What's on your head?

619
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:07,617
- Just a jogging thing.
- What?

620
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,019
It's a running, you
know, sweatband.

621
00:38:09,021 --> 00:38:10,387
You okay?

622
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:16,660
How long you gonna be home? I don't know,
not long, just a quickie. I'm alright.

623
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:17,894
Are you gonna stay here?

624
00:38:17,896 --> 00:38:19,696
Uh, I can't.

625
00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,598
Well where you gonna stay?

626
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,800
Work put me up at
this hotel nearby.

627
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,403
Really? Mister big shot!

628
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,905
- Its not the four seasons!
- Sounds good!

629
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,674
So how's it going,
anything interesting?

630
00:38:30,676 --> 00:38:33,376
Yeah, nah, just the usual, you

631
00:38:33,378 --> 00:38:35,045
know. Birds Humpin'
in the woods.

632
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:37,080
- Wow.
- Yeah.

633
00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:38,715
Sounds provocative.

634
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,351
So.

635
00:38:41,353 --> 00:38:45,322
You gonna call Allison
while you're here or am I

636
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:46,489
not allowed to ask?

637
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,659
I don't know, I haven't
really thought about it.

638
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:52,329
Maybe. I think you should. I
still have that picture

639
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:53,797
you took when you
went down to Carmel.

640
00:38:53,799 --> 00:38:54,998
Look, right there.

641
00:38:55,966 --> 00:38:58,034
Mom are you insane?

642
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,104
It's been almost two
years you can't do that.

643
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:04,007
- This is crazy, this is nuts.
- I like the pic...

644
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,776
- That you still have this.
- That is very immature.

645
00:39:06,778 --> 00:39:08,545
What are you doing?

646
00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:09,846
It's a picture of us!

647
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,715
It's so weird that
you have that.

648
00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,616
What are you throwing
that away for?

649
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,421
You are so dramatic.

650
00:39:18,423 --> 00:39:20,757
You are so dramatic.

651
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,426
Just call her, if you're
here, you have the time,

652
00:39:23,428 --> 00:39:24,761
no big deal.

653
00:39:27,932 --> 00:39:29,499
Alright maybe.

654
00:39:32,937 --> 00:39:34,604
Are you happy?

655
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:46,483
Good to see you.

656
00:39:46,485 --> 00:39:48,017
Good to see you.

657
00:41:48,072 --> 00:41:49,072
Whoa!

658
00:41:51,609 --> 00:41:52,909
Aw shit!

659
00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,113
Okay, that's alright. Hey,
keep your elbow up and

660
00:41:57,115 --> 00:41:59,582
- follow through, you know?
- Yeah I know!

661
00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:00,650
Yeah.

662
00:42:00,951 --> 00:42:03,019
There you go, yeah
just like that!

663
00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:07,223
You good?

664
00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:09,993
Yeah, feel good!

665
00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,628
Hey I'm glad we're
doing this, man.

666
00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:13,196
- Me too.
- It's cool.

667
00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:14,864
- My serve.
- - Yeah.

668
00:42:27,888 --> 00:42:29,747
I thought you said you played?

669
00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:35,652
- Yeah it's been a while!
- You know, I almost went pro.

670
00:42:35,654 --> 00:42:36,953
Oh I didn't know that.

671
00:42:36,955 --> 00:42:39,622
Blew my knee out in college.

672
00:42:39,624 --> 00:42:41,558
- Bummer.
- Yeah.

673
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,992
That would have been
a different life.

674
00:42:42,994 --> 00:42:47,664
Really. I mean, travel
the world, fame, glory.

675
00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:51,868
No but things work out the way
they're supposed to, right?

676
00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:58,241
Whose serve?

677
00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,576
You take it!

678
00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:11,921
Shit!

679
00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,356
Good round, bud!

680
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,724
Thanks!

681
00:43:15,826 --> 00:43:18,027
Man you set me up
for that spike!

682
00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:22,198
I know, that's uh, how so?

683
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,767
Well you know when you
lobbed it up and I just,

684
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:27,103
- spiked it like that.
- Oh yeah. Oh spike, yeah yeah.

685
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:32,642
That was a nice hit. I feel bad man, we
could have grabbed a beer or something.

686
00:43:32,644 --> 00:43:34,944
Oh no, this is, this is great.

687
00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:36,813
Oh good. Yeah, okay.

688
00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,247
- Yeah this is great.
- Good.

689
00:43:40,351 --> 00:43:42,352
Al said you're into
documentaries?

690
00:43:42,354 --> 00:43:43,820
Al?

691
00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:50,026
Allison. Oh yeah, um, yeah, no
I'm mostly editing now,

692
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:51,694
somebody else's stuff.

693
00:43:51,696 --> 00:43:53,863
So like what kind
of stuff? Political?

694
00:43:53,865 --> 00:43:57,667
No like, uh, bird stuff mostly.

695
00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,869
- That's kinda cool.
- Yeah I kinda want to get

696
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,038
my own thing going soon.

697
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,306
So what's that gonna be about?

698
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:05,341
Birds, you're into
birds? You like birds?

699
00:44:05,343 --> 00:44:11,914
No like, something like
pollution, climate,

700
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,851
I don't know, something
like the environment.

701
00:44:14,853 --> 00:44:16,653
That's great! That's great,

702
00:44:16,655 --> 00:44:18,287
can't wait to see that.
That's really cool.

703
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,723
- Okay my serve.
- Yeah.

704
00:44:24,128 --> 00:44:26,396
Okay now remember elbow
up and try to stay on the

705
00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:27,764
balls of your feet.

706
00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,065
Elbows up, balls.

707
00:44:29,067 --> 00:44:30,867
- Yeah.
- Okay.

708
00:44:30,869 --> 00:44:32,769
Just go side to side, let's
get loose a little bit.

709
00:44:32,771 --> 00:44:35,838
Your shoulders, bring
it forward, bring

710
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,373
your toes forward,
bring it back.

711
00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,008
There you
go! Keep going!

712
00:44:39,311 --> 00:44:40,210
Are you sure?

713
00:44:40,211 --> 00:44:42,679
No man you look like
a fucking idiot!

714
00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:43,946
- C'mon!
- I know!

715
00:44:45,949 --> 00:44:47,884
- Okay here we go bud you ready?
- - Yup!

716
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:52,422
There you go!

717
00:44:52,424 --> 00:44:54,924
There you go, bud.
Nice and easy, buddy.

718
00:44:54,926 --> 00:44:56,259
There, nice!

719
00:44:58,462 --> 00:44:59,462
Spike!

720
00:45:07,004 --> 00:45:08,337
Wow, almost got me there!

721
00:45:09,306 --> 00:45:10,707
Almost!

722
00:45:12,810 --> 00:45:13,843
My serve.

723
00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,211
You sure?

724
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:16,846
Oh yeah.

725
00:45:16,848 --> 00:45:17,848
Yeah.

726
00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:38,067
Fucking fuck!

727
00:45:46,009 --> 00:45:47,477
Slipped!

728
00:45:48,312 --> 00:45:49,312
Sweaty.

729
00:45:51,348 --> 00:45:52,448
Sorry!

730
00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:56,786
Good game!

731
00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,957
Mister Shalman!

732
00:46:00,959 --> 00:46:02,830
Are you enjoying your stay with us?
Oh yeah,

733
00:46:02,855 --> 00:46:04,494
I'm having the time of my life.
Thanks.

734
00:46:04,496 --> 00:46:06,229
Wonderful! The elevators
are to your right.

735
00:46:06,231 --> 00:46:07,764
Oh they haven't moved?

736
00:46:09,133 --> 00:46:11,834
No they haven't moved,
fucking asshole.

737
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:42,498
Oh my god...

738
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,803
Hey!

739
00:46:46,805 --> 00:46:48,171
How are you buddy?

740
00:46:48,173 --> 00:46:49,472
How's it going?

741
00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,474
Come on give me the
details did you see her?

742
00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,310
Yeah.

743
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:55,312
And?

744
00:46:56,847 --> 00:46:59,248
It was, it was nice.

745
00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:03,352
Is the wedding off?

746
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:07,557
Wonder if I punch the
computer screen, I wonder

747
00:47:07,559 --> 00:47:10,993
if you would feel it. Do
they have that technology?

748
00:47:10,995 --> 00:47:13,162
- You could try.
- What do you want?

749
00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,197
You need a date.

750
00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:16,132
What? No, I don't,
the last thing I

751
00:47:16,134 --> 00:47:17,600
want to do is
go on another date.

752
00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:20,369
No no, to the
wedding, to the wedding.

753
00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:23,973
You can't show up stag, it's
suicide. You'll be annihilated.

754
00:47:23,975 --> 00:47:25,341
- Really?
- Mmm.

755
00:47:25,343 --> 00:47:27,343
Well what do you want me
to do? I can't just...

756
00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:28,377
I got you!

757
00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:29,379
I got you!

758
00:47:30,113 --> 00:47:31,113
Who?

759
00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:31,948
My cousin!

760
00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,249
Tallulah!

761
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:34,517
Tallulah?

762
00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,018
Tallulah!

763
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,920
What is she, like
a little fairy?

764
00:47:37,922 --> 00:47:40,156
She's a real girl
named Tallulah!

765
00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:42,024
She's your cousin?

766
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,960
Yeah, second cousin but yeah.

767
00:47:44,561 --> 00:47:46,596
Does she look like you?

768
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:50,600
You mean is she Asian,

769
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,301
- are you asking?
- No, man, no!

770
00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:54,403
She's white, are you
happy, Mel Gibson?

771
00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,605
- She's white!
- Stop...

772
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:56,915
Stop it that's not what I meant!

773
00:47:56,940 --> 00:47:59,408
All you do is love Asian girls,
that's what this is about.

774
00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:02,345
- What?
- Yeah you do.

775
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:03,646
She's not me with boobs.

776
00:48:03,648 --> 00:48:05,448
She's a date to the
wedding so you have

777
00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,516
something standing between
you and massive amounts of

778
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:09,151
shame and self-degradation!

779
00:48:09,389 --> 00:48:10,888
You just need a plus one.

780
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:13,656
Who knows, you
might even like her.

781
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:16,893
Alright, well, maybe. Thank you.

782
00:48:17,494 --> 00:48:19,962
Uh, listen I'm gonna go
take a shower but, um...

783
00:48:19,964 --> 00:48:21,297
Oh ho ho ho!

784
00:48:21,498 --> 00:48:22,498
What?

785
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,968
What are, what are you wearing?

786
00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,637
What do you mean, it's
just tennis shorts?

787
00:48:29,206 --> 00:48:31,540
You look like you stole
a little boys underwear.

788
00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:33,042
I was playing tennis!

789
00:48:33,044 --> 00:48:34,143
You don't play tennis!

790
00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:36,379
Yes I do, I do sometimes.

791
00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:37,613
With who?

792
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,020
- Aaron.
- Aaron? What?

793
00:48:44,022 --> 00:48:46,455
- Aaron, okay? Yeah.
- What are you doing?

794
00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:47,657
Hey listen, listen!

795
00:48:47,659 --> 00:48:49,959
You're fraternizing
with the enemy!

796
00:48:49,961 --> 00:48:52,028
The enemy? Give me a break.

797
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,563
Grow up, mark, come on!

798
00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:55,531
He's cool!

799
00:48:55,533 --> 00:48:57,333
He's actually a really cool guy.

800
00:48:57,335 --> 00:48:59,035
I had fun today.

801
00:48:59,037 --> 00:49:00,536
You would like him
a lot, I think.

802
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:04,106
I would? I feel like the three
of us should hang out.

803
00:49:06,710 --> 00:49:08,144
Why are you looking
at me like that?

804
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,478
Why are you doing this?

805
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,548
Listen, listen! Life
moves on, mark, and

806
00:49:12,550 --> 00:49:14,383
some of us are moving with it!

807
00:49:14,385 --> 00:49:16,585
Some of us can see your balls!

808
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:19,388
- Good bye.
- Like a wonton sized...

809
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,556
Bye bye!

810
00:49:45,182 --> 00:49:46,449
T-Tallulah?

811
00:49:46,451 --> 00:49:47,416
- Tallulah?

812
00:49:47,418 --> 00:49:49,485
- Hi!
- Hi, hi, Adam.

813
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:51,420
Great.

814
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,555
Nice to meet you!

815
00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:56,225
So how you doing?

816
00:49:57,461 --> 00:49:58,627
Good.

817
00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:01,263
- Sorry?
- Good.

818
00:50:01,631 --> 00:50:02,732
You sure?

819
00:50:04,601 --> 00:50:06,035
Yeah.

820
00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:09,138
Are you okay?

821
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,341
Nervous.

822
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,710
Don't worry about
it, I'm nervous too.

823
00:50:14,712 --> 00:50:18,014
So you're uh, you're
mark's cousin?

824
00:50:18,016 --> 00:50:18,714
Yeah.

825
00:50:18,716 --> 00:50:20,149
I'm so sorry.

826
00:50:22,554 --> 00:50:23,453
What happened?

827
00:50:23,454 --> 00:50:28,524
No no no, I was kidding
I was, mark's my friend.

828
00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:31,660
It's a joke.

829
00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:35,398
I don't know if it is a joke

830
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,266
if it's not funny.

831
00:50:38,101 --> 00:50:41,203
Um, so you hungry?

832
00:50:41,205 --> 00:50:42,238
Not anymore.

833
00:50:44,141 --> 00:50:45,674
Did you have a chance
to look at the menu?

834
00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:53,676
Yeah, um, I read it about
five times by myself but I

835
00:50:54,118 --> 00:50:57,186
don't know where to look
so I just pretended that I

836
00:50:57,188 --> 00:51:01,190
was reading and then I
really was reading the

837
00:51:01,192 --> 00:51:03,659
menu over and over.

838
00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:06,796
What do you, what do you do?

839
00:51:06,798 --> 00:51:08,164
I make dolls.

840
00:51:10,167 --> 00:51:11,300
You make dolls?

841
00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:14,236
- And uh, doll houses.
- Huh.

842
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:17,239
And little, little
doll furniture to

843
00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:20,076
go into the doll
houses. It's so tiny...

844
00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:22,445
And that leads to
doll upholstery and

845
00:51:22,447 --> 00:51:24,246
doll clothes and next thing I

846
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:27,817
know I'm making the
tiniest little doll bow

847
00:51:27,819 --> 00:51:31,353
tie and I think it might
be affecting my vision,

848
00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:33,689
I've been having a lot
of problems seeing.

849
00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:36,092
Oh my god, that's terrible.

850
00:51:36,094 --> 00:51:39,495
So you should maybe
stop doing that, right?

851
00:51:40,697 --> 00:51:44,166
- Never.
- Wow.

852
00:51:44,168 --> 00:51:45,601
That's persistent.

853
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:48,270
The dolls will leave me.

854
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,572
What do you do?

855
00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:54,743
Uh, I'm, I'm a
documentary film maker.

856
00:51:54,745 --> 00:51:56,345
Can I see one of your films?

857
00:51:56,347 --> 00:52:00,816
Well no not yet but
hopefully soon.

858
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:03,719
That's cool.

859
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:04,721
Yeah?

860
00:52:05,822 --> 00:52:08,157
Yeah it is, thanks,
it's pretty cool.

861
00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,326
Well I can't wait to see it.

862
00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:12,228
- Thanks, really?
- Yeah.

863
00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:14,330
Yeah, alright. Well
you'll be the first.

864
00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:17,199
- I'll watch anything.
- Oh.

865
00:52:17,201 --> 00:52:19,635
Um. What are you gonna order?

866
00:52:36,921 --> 00:52:38,721
Okay, okay.

867
00:52:38,723 --> 00:52:41,490
What if I went up to that
guy, see that guy eating, uh,

868
00:52:41,492 --> 00:52:43,259
it looks like tortilla soup?

869
00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:45,394
Delicious. I
actually like staring at him.

870
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,664
- Yeah, hey, head in the game. And I,
and I go up to him - yes, and he...

871
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:51,200
And I say 'exthcuse me

872
00:52:51,202 --> 00:52:56,272
thir, exthcuse me thir,
that tortilla thoup is

873
00:52:56,274 --> 00:52:58,707
gonna make you
tortilla poop!'

874
00:53:00,210 --> 00:53:02,444
and I just walked away.

875
00:53:02,446 --> 00:53:04,914
That's not offensive
it's just odd.

876
00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,615
It's a little offensive.

877
00:53:06,617 --> 00:53:08,450
Alright what you got?

878
00:53:09,854 --> 00:53:11,387
Okay.

879
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:13,455
- The couple next to us?
- Yes.

880
00:53:16,326 --> 00:53:17,526
What if I took off my panties?

881
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:18,928
Oh I like it already.

882
00:53:20,463 --> 00:53:23,866
And I slipped them
into his coat pocket?

883
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:27,903
And when they get home
tonight she finds the

884
00:53:27,905 --> 00:53:32,441
underpants and they get
in this huge fight about

885
00:53:32,443 --> 00:53:35,544
whether or not he's
cheating on her and the

886
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:40,516
more he denies it the more
she thinks he's a liar so

887
00:53:40,518 --> 00:53:45,754
they break up and all their
friends side with her and

888
00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:48,958
he's left wondering 'how
the fuck, how the fuck did

889
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,528
these underpants get
in my coat pocket?'

890
00:53:52,530 --> 00:53:56,265
and he still insists years
later when he calls her,

891
00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:58,634
'they weren't mine I don't
know where they came from, '

892
00:53:58,636 --> 00:54:03,639
and he slowly goes insane
and he becomes an alcoholic?

893
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:06,875
And all of his friends and
family just completely

894
00:54:06,877 --> 00:54:12,348
desert him and he dies alone.

895
00:54:12,350 --> 00:54:13,916
Of aids.

896
00:54:15,518 --> 00:54:20,322
That has gone way too far.

897
00:54:20,324 --> 00:54:24,326
You have veered into a
level of depravity that is

898
00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:27,363
upsetting to say the least.

899
00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:29,932
I feel like I don't know
you, I don't want to play

900
00:54:29,934 --> 00:54:31,934
- this game anymore.
- These are one of the things

901
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:33,335
that I'm very good at.

902
00:54:33,337 --> 00:54:37,039
That was incredible you
just broke the game.

903
00:54:37,041 --> 00:54:39,008
- You win? I guess.
- I win.

904
00:54:39,010 --> 00:54:41,043
You my friend are the winner.

905
00:54:41,045 --> 00:54:42,544
Whoo!

906
00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:44,847
Wow! Congratulations,
you're officially

907
00:54:44,849 --> 00:54:45,981
the worse person I know.

908
00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:48,951
Aw, that's sweet, thank you.

909
00:54:48,953 --> 00:54:50,719
Let's get you some
ice cream, kiddo.

910
00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:52,055
Don't mess with me.

911
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:55,658
Oh I won't, I won't, because
then you'll come up with some

912
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:58,327
perverted scheme to ruin
my life and then I won't

913
00:54:58,329 --> 00:55:00,763
even know it for years to come.

914
00:55:00,765 --> 00:55:02,564
You won't even see it coming.

915
00:55:05,068 --> 00:55:07,770
- It's...
- It's very good, I feel...

916
00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:12,675
I feel terrified, and impressed.
It's a mix of emotions.

917
00:55:34,597 --> 00:55:35,731
Hi.

918
00:55:35,733 --> 00:55:37,933
Oh sorry, uh.

919
00:55:37,935 --> 00:55:39,702
What are you thinking?

920
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:43,339
Oh nothing sorry.

921
00:55:43,773 --> 00:55:44,973
Are you on drugs?

922
00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,677
No, no.

923
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,612
Do you wanna be?

924
00:55:52,682 --> 00:55:54,049
No.

925
00:55:55,819 --> 00:55:59,455
I happen to have a bunch
of Adderall in my purse.

926
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,692
Did you say you have a
whole bag of Adderall?

927
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,060
Yeah.

928
00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,863
What, why?

929
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:14,536
I mean, I'm an artist, so...

930
00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:17,673
- That makes sense.
- Yeah, long nights.

931
00:56:17,675 --> 00:56:20,743
Would you like to be my date
to my ex girlfriends wedding?

932
00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:24,113
- Okay.
- Yeah? Great.

933
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:34,456
<i>For the north American
jumping spider, mating can</i>

934
00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:36,558
<i>be a dangerous game.</i>

935
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,829
<i>In this delicate moment,
the male must woo the</i>

936
00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:45,100
<i>female spider or she will
kill him and eat him.</i>

937
00:56:45,102 --> 00:56:49,104
<i>If the male fails to woo
the female, she will stab</i>

938
00:56:49,106 --> 00:56:54,810
<i>him with her poison fangs
and suck out his insides.</i>

939
00:57:51,935 --> 00:57:53,969
Adam? Adam!

940
00:57:56,606 --> 00:57:57,773
Allison?

941
00:57:59,008 --> 00:58:03,245
What are... what
are you doing here?

942
00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:04,880
What are you doing here?

943
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:08,016
That is so funny
running into you.

944
00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,652
Well I work here.

945
00:58:10,654 --> 00:58:13,689
Oh yeah Ella moss, crazy.

946
00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:17,159
Yeah for seven years.

947
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:18,627
- That's right,
- right.

948
00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:22,197
I forgot it was on this block.

949
00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:23,499
Hm.

950
00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,834
- Good to see you!
- Good to see you.

951
00:58:26,803 --> 00:58:28,103
Were you jogging?

952
00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:30,506
Oh yeah, yeah, just
got into jogging.

953
00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,809
You're into jogging now? Yeah ever
since I quit smoking I figured...

954
00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,544
You did not quit smoking.

955
00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:36,778
I did! I did.

956
00:58:36,780 --> 00:58:37,780
- Really?
- Yeah.

957
00:58:38,848 --> 00:58:41,149
Wow thought you'd never quit.

958
00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,986
A lot's changed
since we went out.

959
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,287
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

960
00:58:46,156 --> 00:58:49,157
Like what else? Oh man, I gave up
kind of everything.

961
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:52,060
I got really into raw,
not raw foods totally, but

962
00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,896
- more raw foods,
- okay.

963
00:58:53,898 --> 00:58:56,899
I still cook a little
bit. I'm still a cook.

964
00:58:58,001 --> 00:58:59,101
Too moist to my liking.

965
00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,936
- Ugh I hate that word!
- I know, sorry.

966
00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:04,572
Moist always brings everything
to a standstill, yeah.

967
00:59:04,597 --> 00:59:06,065
It does I've always said that.

968
00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:08,143
Aw man.

969
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:10,312
Hey you know I'm
the manager now.

970
00:59:10,314 --> 00:59:13,081
- Are you serious? That's great!
- I am! I know!

971
00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,983
- Wow, good for you!
- Yeah I get free trips

972
00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,052
- to Paris once a year.
- What?

973
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:20,289
- What's cooler than that?
- Not much, could be worse.

974
00:59:20,291 --> 00:59:23,559
Come on, you're practically
running the fashion industry.

975
00:59:23,561 --> 00:59:25,894
Yeah I don't know
about that but it's,

976
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,095
- it's pretty cool.
- It's cool.

977
00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:30,699
What about you, y'know?
What are you up to?

978
00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:33,969
Uh, I'm actually prepping
my first documentary.

979
00:59:33,971 --> 00:59:36,104
- What? What??
- Yeah, yeah.

980
00:59:36,106 --> 00:59:39,708
Well it's early, I mean it's,
yeah, very early stages.

981
00:59:40,710 --> 00:59:43,278
That's amazing, that's
what you've always wanted.

982
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,347
It's pretty cool, I
think it will be good.

983
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,654
- Yeah, uh, we'll see.
- What is it about?

984
00:59:52,656 --> 00:59:57,926
Well it's, I don't wanna
it's love, really about love.

985
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,194
How so?

986
00:59:59,196 --> 01:00:01,897
I know this sounds lame
but I don't want to say

987
01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:05,133
too much, I don't really
know how it's gonna end

988
01:00:05,135 --> 01:00:07,703
but I'll invite you
to the premiere.

989
01:00:07,705 --> 01:00:09,271
Oh that's very kind of you.

990
01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:13,075
Can I ask you something?

991
01:00:14,210 --> 01:00:15,811
You can ask me anything.

992
01:00:16,212 --> 01:00:17,980
Are you happy?

993
01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:22,618
Why does everyone
keep asking me that?

994
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:25,387
Well, maybe there's a reason.

995
01:00:25,724 --> 01:00:26,623
Jesus!

996
01:00:26,624 --> 01:00:29,958
You know what, I take that
back, you can't ask me anything.

997
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,193
Oh my god.

998
01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:32,761
Come on, it's just a question.

999
01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:38,900
Okay happy, uh, I don't
know, I guess so.

1000
01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:42,170
I mean what does that
mean? Am I smiling all day,

1001
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:45,040
- am I laughing?
- No, no.

1002
01:00:45,042 --> 01:00:46,775
I don't know. Are you happy?

1003
01:00:48,745 --> 01:00:50,078
Yeah I think I am.

1004
01:00:53,349 --> 01:00:56,718
That's great. That is great.

1005
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:09,865
So you're really coming?

1006
01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:14,069
Would you...? Yeah I
am, I'm really coming.

1007
01:01:14,071 --> 01:01:17,205
I'm here. Why?

1008
01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:21,009
You know I almost
didn't invite you.

1009
01:01:21,011 --> 01:01:22,411
Why?

1010
01:01:22,413 --> 01:01:25,013
Well, I don't know.

1011
01:01:25,015 --> 01:01:26,015
You're...

1012
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:29,084
You.

1013
01:01:31,454 --> 01:01:34,756
Then I thought it would be
weirder if I didn't invite

1014
01:01:34,758 --> 01:01:38,093
you like I was trying to
cut you out of my life or something.

1015
01:01:38,095 --> 01:01:42,330
Are you crazy, I gotta
be there. Your big day.

1016
01:01:43,266 --> 01:01:46,301
Don't wanna miss that.
I want to be there.

1017
01:01:46,303 --> 01:01:49,304
I know, I know, I just figured
I would invite you and it

1018
01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:51,873
- would be fine, or,
- it's gonna be fine.

1019
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:54,276
I'd never see you again, y'know?

1020
01:01:56,012 --> 01:01:57,479
Never see me again?

1021
01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,448
Yeah, I mean probably, right?

1022
01:02:01,984 --> 01:02:04,252
You're a monster what
are you talking about?

1023
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:08,156
That's crazy. Well I mean that's how life
is, isn't it? If you're not a part of

1024
01:02:08,158 --> 01:02:13,829
- these moments, it just...
- Alright hey, I'm coming, okay?

1025
01:02:13,831 --> 01:02:15,497
- I'm coming to the wedding.
- Good.

1026
01:02:16,232 --> 01:02:21,269
Can't do that, can't leave
an Adam sized hole here.

1027
01:02:24,841 --> 01:02:27,109
Never see you again, Jesus.

1028
01:02:28,111 --> 01:02:31,046
I, you know what I mean right?

1029
01:02:31,048 --> 01:02:32,013
Look I'm happy

1030
01:02:32,015 --> 01:02:34,316
- for you, really am.
- Yeah?

1031
01:02:34,318 --> 01:02:36,218
I am, I'm really happy for you!

1032
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,988
I mean, I'm on a lot
of antidepressants but,

1033
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:43,024
they're working, so.

1034
01:02:43,026 --> 01:02:45,193
You know I do miss you.

1035
01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:47,028
From time to time.

1036
01:02:51,067 --> 01:02:52,501
Me too.

1037
01:02:57,206 --> 01:03:00,308
Listen I should get going,
I'm gonna hop on a car

1038
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,244
and head home, but I'll see you.

1039
01:03:02,246 --> 01:03:05,046
Yeah... uh, you know
what I'm headed that way

1040
01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:06,915
myself so I'll just join you.

1041
01:03:07,517 --> 01:03:09,417
- Yeah? Which way is that?
- Yeah.

1042
01:03:10,353 --> 01:03:13,088
Which, which way
are you going again?

1043
01:03:15,558 --> 01:03:16,992
What?

1044
01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,001
<i>Guess I'd better get going.</i>

1045
01:04:34,503 --> 01:04:36,171
<i>So long.</i>

1046
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:40,475
<i>I'll sell Lassie for
a hundred dollars.</i>

1047
01:04:40,477 --> 01:04:43,411
<i>- Deal.
- Lassie you're mine now!</i>

1048
01:04:58,294 --> 01:05:00,528
And so it is with blessed hearts

1049
01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:05,467
that we have
gathered here today.

1050
01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:15,644
To join this man and this
woman in holy matrimony.

1051
01:05:20,217 --> 01:05:21,283
Okay, how do I look?

1052
01:05:22,552 --> 01:05:24,419
Like you're going to a funeral.

1053
01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:31,126
- Wish me luck.
- Yeah good luck.

1054
01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:40,502
A moment like this only
comes around once in a lifetime.

1055
01:05:54,351 --> 01:05:57,152
And indeed it is a rare
and beautiful thing when

1056
01:05:57,154 --> 01:06:00,388
two people find in each other
such a perfect match, and

1057
01:06:00,390 --> 01:06:03,291
decide to share a
lifetime together.

1058
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,227
Wanna hold hands?

1059
01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:08,964
No.

1060
01:06:08,966 --> 01:06:11,433
- Too soon?
- Yeah.

1061
01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:16,671
Allison and Aaron have
shown their love to be true.

1062
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:21,176
If there is anyone amongst
us that believes that

1063
01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:25,613
these two should not be
wed, speak now or forever

1064
01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:27,315
hold your peace.

1065
01:06:33,622 --> 01:06:35,490
Yeah I have something to say.

1066
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:36,651
If there is anyone
amongst us that believes that

1067
01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:41,089
these two should not
be wed, speak now or

1068
01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,557
forever hold your peace.

1069
01:07:50,167 --> 01:07:51,533
Sorry, sorry.

1070
01:07:55,137 --> 01:07:56,371
- Do we have the ring?
- Yeah.

1071
01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:58,406
- You okay?
- Yeah I'm fine.

1072
01:08:00,676 --> 01:08:03,311
- You look nice.
- Thanks, thank you, you too.

1073
01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,647
- Aaron, do you take.
- just cut a little...

1074
01:08:05,649 --> 01:08:08,216
- That's alright, it's okay.
- Allison as your wife

1075
01:08:08,218 --> 01:08:09,851
- oh look at that.
- In sickness and health

1076
01:08:09,853 --> 01:08:13,388
thank you. For as long as you
both shall live?

1077
01:08:13,390 --> 01:08:14,689
I do.

1078
01:08:15,658 --> 01:08:16,691
So beautiful.

1079
01:08:16,693 --> 01:08:21,463
Shhh. Yeah. And Allison, do you take
Aaron to be your husband

1080
01:08:21,465 --> 01:08:25,733
in sickness and in health
in good times and bad for

1081
01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:27,769
as long as you both shall live?

1082
01:08:35,678 --> 01:08:36,478
I do.

1083
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:42,550
Then by the power vested
in me, I now pronounce you

1084
01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:45,587
husband and wife and you
may now kiss the bride.

1085
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,488
- Here, let me pour this.
- You wanna do the honors here?

1086
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:24,692
Nice, okay! Oh, sorry.

1087
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,496
You haven't touched your food.

1088
01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:31,733
Huh?

1089
01:09:31,735 --> 01:09:33,201
Your food.

1090
01:09:33,203 --> 01:09:36,237
Oh yeah. Not hungry I guess.

1091
01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:38,873
Isn't young love
a beautiful thing?

1092
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:40,542
- What's that?
- Young love.

1093
01:09:40,544 --> 01:09:45,213
Young love! Yes, uh,
it's great. It's great.

1094
01:09:46,182 --> 01:09:47,749
Is this your girlfriend?

1095
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,419
No, her? No
she's not my girlfriend.

1096
01:09:51,421 --> 01:09:52,921
I just met her a few days ago.

1097
01:09:54,323 --> 01:09:55,957
She makes dolls for a living.

1098
01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,959
- Oh that's nice.
- Yeah.

1099
01:09:59,395 --> 01:10:02,664
That is nice. It's nice.

1100
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,532
Everything is nice at a wedding.

1101
01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:07,235
Have you noticed that?

1102
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,537
Everything at a wedding's
nice, the food's nice,

1103
01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:12,473
the ceremony's nice,
it's just nice.

1104
01:10:12,475 --> 01:10:15,410
Can't all be that
nice, am I right?

1105
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:20,915
Is it hot in here, are you
guys... it's hot, right?

1106
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,318
You know what I mean, is it hot?

1107
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:25,486
- I feel fine.
- I'm fine.

1108
01:10:25,488 --> 01:10:26,588
Of course you feel fine.

1109
01:10:27,756 --> 01:10:28,990
Everything's fine to you.

1110
01:10:29,792 --> 01:10:31,626
What?

1111
01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:33,962
Nothing, I'm sorry,
I'm... sorry.

1112
01:10:35,931 --> 01:10:37,699
Thank you for coming.

1113
01:10:42,538 --> 01:10:45,707
Alright, alright, it's
that time we invite our bride

1114
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:48,776
and groom down for their
very first dance as.

1115
01:10:48,778 --> 01:10:53,915
Mr. and Mrs.
Aaron Stoller!

1116
01:10:55,352 --> 01:10:56,651
Come on give it up for them!

1117
01:10:58,288 --> 01:10:59,721
Look at this beautiful couple!

1118
01:11:05,795 --> 01:11:08,730
And now, for the
song that played

1119
01:11:08,732 --> 01:11:11,366
the very first time they met.

1120
01:11:12,701 --> 01:11:13,868
Here it is.

1121
01:11:56,646 --> 01:11:57,786
I'll be right back.

1122
01:12:03,353 --> 01:12:05,987
Where are you going -?

1123
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:33,614
'Sup man?

1124
01:12:33,616 --> 01:12:35,750
Oh hey, hey, what's up?

1125
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:40,822
You look white as a ghost.
Somebody kill your cat?

1126
01:12:42,991 --> 01:12:44,926
My girlfriend's getting
married in there.

1127
01:12:44,928 --> 01:12:46,761
Your girlfriend's
getting married??

1128
01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:48,663
Well, ex-girlfriend.

1129
01:12:48,665 --> 01:12:50,098
Oh shit.

1130
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:51,799
That's messed up.

1131
01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:02,877
Why not. Thanks.

1132
01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:03,879
Gotcha.

1133
01:13:07,049 --> 01:13:09,517
- Better?
- Little bit.

1134
01:13:10,753 --> 01:13:13,421
- What's your name?
- Federico.

1135
01:13:13,423 --> 01:13:15,156
- Fredico?
- Federico.

1136
01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,657
- Federico.
- Yeah.

1137
01:13:16,659 --> 01:13:19,160
- Adam.
- Adam, what's up.

1138
01:13:23,132 --> 01:13:24,165
What are you doing here if

1139
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:26,868
your girlfriend's
getting married?

1140
01:13:26,870 --> 01:13:29,404
Oh, uh, she's not
my girl anymore,

1141
01:13:29,406 --> 01:13:33,141
and um, I'm happy for her.

1142
01:13:34,177 --> 01:13:36,978
- No I am.
- Yeah okay.

1143
01:13:36,980 --> 01:13:38,746
- I am.
- Uh huh.

1144
01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,517
I believe you. I'm good.

1145
01:13:46,688 --> 01:13:48,756
You know I used to
have this goldfish.

1146
01:13:48,758 --> 01:13:50,625
His name was tom petty.

1147
01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:53,060
You named your
goldfish tom petty?

1148
01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:54,062
Yeah.

1149
01:13:55,197 --> 01:13:56,764
Pretty cool name for a goldfish.

1150
01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,499
Yeah well he was
a cool goldfish.

1151
01:13:58,501 --> 01:13:59,501
I bet.

1152
01:14:00,936 --> 01:14:02,804
Had tom petty for nine years.

1153
01:14:02,806 --> 01:14:06,040
Whoa. Yeah and one day I'm
cleaning out my sock

1154
01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:09,544
drawer, I turn, I look...

1155
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,481
He's gone.

1156
01:14:13,483 --> 01:14:15,783
Gone like someone stole him?

1157
01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,718
Gone like he died.

1158
01:14:17,720 --> 01:14:20,154
Oh, yeah okay. Sorry.

1159
01:14:21,723 --> 01:14:23,491
So you know what I did then?

1160
01:14:23,493 --> 01:14:26,961
I ran down the block to
the pet store, got me

1161
01:14:26,963 --> 01:14:28,729
another fish.

1162
01:14:28,731 --> 01:14:30,998
- Just like that?
- Just like that, man,

1163
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:34,168
just like that. I
loved tom petty.

1164
01:14:34,170 --> 01:14:35,636
Who doesn't?

1165
01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:39,807
Heartbreakers.

1166
01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:40,908
The best!

1167
01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:44,545
Yeah.

1168
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:48,049
'Lotta fish out there.

1169
01:14:52,254 --> 01:14:55,490
I see where you're
going with this.

1170
01:14:55,492 --> 01:14:58,993
All due respect Frederico,
I think people are a

1171
01:14:58,995 --> 01:15:00,895
little harder than goldfish.

1172
01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:02,163
Yeah maybe.

1173
01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:04,699
Tell you what
though, never gonna

1174
01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:06,767
have another tom petty again.

1175
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,774
I do have a Bob Dylan though.

1176
01:15:19,081 --> 01:15:21,215
I really appreciate what
you're trying to do.

1177
01:15:22,918 --> 01:15:24,886
You're a good man.

1178
01:15:24,888 --> 01:15:26,988
- You're a wise man.
- Want to get high?

1179
01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,191
- Oh...
- Oh yeah.

1180
01:15:30,193 --> 01:15:32,193
- No I probably shouldn't.
- You sure?

1181
01:15:32,195 --> 01:15:35,029
Yeah it might get a little
weird in there. But thank you.

1182
01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,732
Alright, cool. That's alright. I
should go back inside, actually.

1183
01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:38,766
Yeah. You can do this.

1184
01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:42,103
You think?

1185
01:15:42,105 --> 01:15:45,039
You don't have to live
your life like a refugee.

1186
01:15:46,942 --> 01:15:48,276
Fuckin' tom petty.

1187
01:15:48,278 --> 01:15:50,144
Tom petty.

1188
01:15:50,181 --> 01:15:51,680
You mind if I get another

1189
01:15:51,681 --> 01:15:55,550
- little sip? Thanks.
- Bro, take two, take two.

1190
01:15:56,752 --> 01:15:57,752
Okay.

1191
01:15:59,321 --> 01:16:00,821
Okay? You good?

1192
01:16:01,957 --> 01:16:05,159
Thank you, really. Thanks.

1193
01:16:05,161 --> 01:16:06,594
Go for it.

1194
01:16:13,735 --> 01:16:15,670
Into the great wide open.

1195
01:16:15,672 --> 01:16:16,904
My man.

1196
01:16:18,974 --> 01:16:20,875
He's fucked.

1197
01:16:21,343 --> 01:16:23,611
I'll see if he's over there!

1198
01:16:26,281 --> 01:16:29,250
- Smile!
- No thanks. Fuckin'... okay.

1199
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,020
Thank you.

1200
01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:42,630
Oh shit.

1201
01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:43,664
Excuse me.

1202
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:52,840
Adam.

1203
01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:53,842
Wendy.

1204
01:16:54,677 --> 01:16:55,643
What?

1205
01:16:55,645 --> 01:16:57,011
I wasn't sure you'd make it.

1206
01:16:57,013 --> 01:16:59,380
Oh well here I am.

1207
01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,616
Honestly thought
you were a goner.

1208
01:17:01,618 --> 01:17:02,984
Totally thought you'd bail.

1209
01:17:02,986 --> 01:17:03,851
What?

1210
01:17:03,853 --> 01:17:05,753
No, no.

1211
01:17:06,054 --> 01:17:07,254
You got balls.

1212
01:17:07,256 --> 01:17:08,256
Thanks!

1213
01:17:09,758 --> 01:17:11,292
And you look really handsome!

1214
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,161
Thanks. I was just thinking
how pretty you looked.

1215
01:17:14,163 --> 01:17:16,797
Ah yes, always the charmer.

1216
01:17:16,799 --> 01:17:18,366
Apparently not charming enough.

1217
01:17:20,135 --> 01:17:21,802
I'm kidding.

1218
01:17:21,804 --> 01:17:24,939
This is, this is great,
it's really nice.

1219
01:17:24,941 --> 01:17:29,810
Yeah it's very nice,
everything is just so

1220
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:31,679
nice.

1221
01:17:32,347 --> 01:17:34,267
- I was just saying that.
- Mm.

1222
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:39,353
You know, how many people
can say that they're close

1223
01:17:39,355 --> 01:17:42,423
enough to go to each others'
weddings no matter what?

1224
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:45,159
That's rare! You guys
have something special.

1225
01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,794
Yeah, yeah.

1226
01:17:46,796 --> 01:17:48,396
You guys are always
gonna be friends.

1227
01:17:50,365 --> 01:17:54,035
Friends is, friends is good.

1228
01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:55,970
What's better than that?

1229
01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:00,408
You know, I was
always in your corner.

1230
01:18:01,378 --> 01:18:02,277
Get outta here.

1231
01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:06,213
No really you were
always so sweet.

1232
01:18:06,215 --> 01:18:10,384
Aaron, is, he's just so
perfect, you know?

1233
01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:13,020
Right, who wants that?

1234
01:18:13,022 --> 01:18:14,789
- Sounds awful!
- You know what I mean!

1235
01:18:14,791 --> 01:18:19,894
No Aaron's good he's great
but you were just a little

1236
01:18:19,896 --> 01:18:23,698
rough around the edges.
It's endearing really.

1237
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:27,768
Thanks, no I miss you guys.
I do. She looks beautiful,

1238
01:18:27,770 --> 01:18:29,770
- by the way.
- Yes she does.

1239
01:18:29,772 --> 01:18:31,772
She takes after her mother.

1240
01:18:33,341 --> 01:18:35,009
She does.

1241
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:40,247
Uh oh. Wendy is there anything your
new son in law can't do?

1242
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:43,184
Um, Susan, this is Adam.

1243
01:18:43,186 --> 01:18:46,887
Get your camera! Get your
camera, you gotta see this!

1244
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:56,764
Needless to say I wanted
to do something special

1245
01:18:56,766 --> 01:18:59,934
for the big day,
something personal.

1246
01:18:59,936 --> 01:19:02,303
But those of you who know
me, and I think a lot of

1247
01:19:02,305 --> 01:19:05,906
you do, you know that I'm
into learning new things.

1248
01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:09,343
He's good at everything.

1249
01:19:10,145 --> 01:19:12,213
Can't help it.

1250
01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:15,382
So I flew to Paris and I
studied at Jean Pierre's

1251
01:19:15,384 --> 01:19:19,453
culinary school Le petit
parodie for six weeks, five hours a day.

1252
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:23,824
Hey, Allison loves all
things Paris, am I right?

1253
01:19:23,826 --> 01:19:26,961
But I want to thank you
Jean-Pierre, for teaching

1254
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:30,898
me that French baking is
an art, and it's an art

1255
01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,901
form and I know that now.

1256
01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:37,772
- You are a natural.
- You're amazing.

1257
01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:38,806
You're amazing Aaron!

1258
01:19:38,808 --> 01:19:40,407
Come on Robbie!

1259
01:19:40,409 --> 01:19:43,077
Stop! What a dick.

1260
01:19:44,347 --> 01:19:45,880
I'm just kidding.

1261
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,882
Nice, Aaron,
nice. Good one!

1262
01:19:47,884 --> 01:19:52,887
Without further ado, Allison,
baby, this is for you.

1263
01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,260
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

1264
01:20:00,295 --> 01:20:02,062
Hope you all like cake.

1265
01:20:07,003 --> 01:20:08,169
Everybody have fun.

1266
01:20:08,171 --> 01:20:09,171
Cheers!

1267
01:20:46,107 --> 01:20:49,877
Oh ha ha. You're doing me?
Is that supposed to be me?

1268
01:20:51,246 --> 01:20:54,281
Yeah? Why don't you
finger my dickhole, pal?

1269
01:20:55,450 --> 01:20:56,550
Whoa.

1270
01:21:05,861 --> 01:21:07,428
Oh boy.

1271
01:21:07,430 --> 01:21:08,996
Do you want to dance?

1272
01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:09,998
Ugh.

1273
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:14,368
- Are you okay?
- Not really, Tallulah.

1274
01:21:14,370 --> 01:21:16,470
I just thought maybe
you'd want to dance.

1275
01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:21,242
- Why would we do that?
- Because it could be fun.

1276
01:21:25,213 --> 01:21:26,614
You know what?

1277
01:21:26,616 --> 01:21:28,082
Fuck it.

1278
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:29,984
Let's boogie.

1279
01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:33,889
Sorry.

1280
01:21:34,122 --> 01:21:35,122
Come on.

1281
01:22:15,932 --> 01:22:17,197
It'll all work out.

1282
01:22:17,199 --> 01:22:18,165
You think so?

1283
01:22:18,167 --> 01:22:19,533
Yeah.

1284
01:22:19,535 --> 01:22:22,569
Every setback in life's
an opportunity to grow.

1285
01:22:26,474 --> 01:22:27,574
That's stupid.

1286
01:22:29,010 --> 01:22:31,578
What are you like nine?

1287
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:34,148
Call me when you get
some hair on your balls.

1288
01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:55,602
I'm gonna tell you
something about love.

1289
01:22:55,604 --> 01:22:59,373
Love is shitty, shitty shit.

1290
01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,542
It's shitty.

1291
01:23:02,544 --> 01:23:04,478
I'm not supposed
to say that word.

1292
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,449
Yeah, well, you better start
'cause that's what love is.

1293
01:23:12,420 --> 01:23:13,754
Shit.

1294
01:23:15,223 --> 01:23:16,357
There you go.

1295
01:23:56,532 --> 01:23:58,399
Whoa whoa whoa
that's too much, baby!

1296
01:23:58,401 --> 01:24:01,135
Come on, man!

1297
01:24:18,621 --> 01:24:19,621
Fuck yeah!

1298
01:24:29,532 --> 01:24:31,212
You're coming with me, baby.

1299
01:26:11,767 --> 01:26:13,600
This thing
is so hard to walk in!

1300
01:26:14,471 --> 01:26:15,370
Oh, god.

1301
01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:17,638
Have you seen your grandmother?

1302
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:18,839
Yeah, I know.

1303
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:22,643
She's had a few to drink.

1304
01:26:22,645 --> 01:26:24,378
Just a little.

1305
01:26:26,915 --> 01:26:28,749
Okay girl, I'll
see you out there.

1306
01:26:28,751 --> 01:26:29,883
Yeah, I just need a minute.

1307
01:26:29,885 --> 01:26:30,751
I'm sorry.

1308
01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:33,320
Thank you!

1309
01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,375
Jesus!

1310
01:26:55,377 --> 01:26:58,612
What are, what are
you doing in here?

1311
01:26:58,614 --> 01:26:59,913
What are you doing in here?

1312
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:03,650
You're wasted.

1313
01:27:03,652 --> 01:27:04,851
No I'm not.

1314
01:27:04,853 --> 01:27:06,453
I'm a little drunk.

1315
01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:09,423
Scale of one to ten
how happy are you? Go!

1316
01:27:09,425 --> 01:27:11,758
- Whoa...
- Don't even think about it!

1317
01:27:11,760 --> 01:27:13,040
Is it the best day of your life?

1318
01:27:14,495 --> 01:27:16,763
- Pretty close.
- Whaaat?

1319
01:27:16,765 --> 01:27:19,366
That's so, that's good.

1320
01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:21,301
That's really good.

1321
01:27:22,870 --> 01:27:25,772
Can I, can I ask you something?

1322
01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:28,709
Maybe.

1323
01:27:30,678 --> 01:27:32,546
- Maybe don't.
- Why didn't we do this?

1324
01:27:32,548 --> 01:27:35,482
- Adam...
- No really why didn't,

1325
01:27:35,484 --> 01:27:37,451
why didn't it work?

1326
01:27:37,453 --> 01:27:38,685
We could have done this.

1327
01:27:38,687 --> 01:27:41,355
You know what, I
can't answer that.

1328
01:27:44,993 --> 01:27:46,727
We should have done this.

1329
01:27:54,569 --> 01:27:56,837
You know they were playing
that John Mayer song and I

1330
01:27:56,839 --> 01:28:00,741
was thinking about that
day that I had my molar

1331
01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:05,379
removed and I was all hopped
up on Vicodin, and I was

1332
01:28:05,381 --> 01:28:08,582
jumping on your bed singing
'my body is a wonderland.'

1333
01:28:08,584 --> 01:28:11,018
- I remember, yeah.
- And I started singing

1334
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:15,922
songs about like,
the fate of my tooth.

1335
01:28:15,924 --> 01:28:18,325
Remember that? The,
like what was going

1336
01:28:18,327 --> 01:28:20,527
to happen to him after
he was out of my mouth.

1337
01:28:22,497 --> 01:28:25,432
- Timmy.
- Timmy the tooth.

1338
01:28:26,567 --> 01:28:28,068
And you kept taking
pictures of me on that.

1339
01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:29,569
Polaroid camera.

1340
01:28:29,571 --> 01:28:34,041
I remember you looking at
one and you said 'i can't

1341
01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:38,045
believe this is the
man I'm gonna marry.'

1342
01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:45,352
'i can't believe this is
the man I'm gonna marry.'

1343
01:28:45,354 --> 01:28:46,953
you said it.

1344
01:28:50,491 --> 01:28:52,893
Yeah I remember that. I
still have the picture.

1345
01:28:55,563 --> 01:28:56,563
You do?

1346
01:28:57,999 --> 01:28:59,066
Well, um...

1347
01:28:59,068 --> 01:29:00,767
Adam, I can't do this right now.

1348
01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:02,035
Please.

1349
01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:05,372
If not now, when? When, so...?

1350
01:29:05,374 --> 01:29:06,707
Okay, um...

1351
01:29:09,744 --> 01:29:12,079
- It wasn't just one thing.
- How many things was it?

1352
01:29:12,081 --> 01:29:15,349
Okay you were there, it was
a combination of different

1353
01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:16,783
things and it...

1354
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:21,621
What are you doing?
What is this?

1355
01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:23,757
- What is, wait...
- Are you okay?

1356
01:29:23,759 --> 01:29:25,359
You're just gonna ambush
me in the bathroom?

1357
01:29:25,361 --> 01:29:28,695
Ambush? Yeah you're ambushing. Oh, get
outta here this is not an ambush.

1358
01:29:28,697 --> 01:29:30,697
You know I knew you were
gonna do this, I knew it.

1359
01:29:30,699 --> 01:29:31,898
Then why did you
invite me if you

1360
01:29:31,900 --> 01:29:34,668
knew I was gonna do this? Because Adam I
thought that I could invite you and...

1361
01:29:34,670 --> 01:29:36,703
No I know, because,
because, there's

1362
01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,806
a part of you that wanted me to.

1363
01:29:41,075 --> 01:29:43,477
I think some part of you,
some part of you wanted me

1364
01:29:43,479 --> 01:29:46,012
to save you from making the
biggest mistake of your life.

1365
01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:51,818
Because some part of
you knows what I know.

1366
01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,987
And what is that?

1367
01:29:56,557 --> 01:29:58,992
That you're an alien
from another planet.

1368
01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:01,061
- Oh my god.
- You are.

1369
01:30:01,063 --> 01:30:03,130
And the only other alien from

1370
01:30:03,132 --> 01:30:05,732
your planet on this earth...

1371
01:30:07,902 --> 01:30:09,436
Is me.

1372
01:30:10,471 --> 01:30:14,574
Adam, you romanticize the past.

1373
01:30:14,576 --> 01:30:17,110
I mean it wasn't, it
wasn't all perfect.

1374
01:30:17,112 --> 01:30:19,012
I know, I know.

1375
01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:22,449
But it was, it was
pretty damn good.

1376
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:25,685
It was pretty good.

1377
01:30:26,921 --> 01:30:28,789
It was alright.

1378
01:30:28,791 --> 01:30:31,792
- We used to laugh so much.
- We did used to laugh a lot.

1379
01:30:31,794 --> 01:30:33,460
You dummy.

1380
01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:36,463
You dumb.

1381
01:30:39,734 --> 01:30:40,734
Adam.

1382
01:30:41,636 --> 01:30:42,869
What?

1383
01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:44,438
I'm sorry.

1384
01:30:46,174 --> 01:30:47,841
Why'd you do that?

1385
01:30:47,843 --> 01:30:51,912
I thought, I was trying
to, I'm getting you back.

1386
01:30:51,914 --> 01:30:54,514
No! You're not!

1387
01:30:55,683 --> 01:30:56,683
Why not?

1388
01:31:03,691 --> 01:31:10,197
I, is he, we were good, is
he that much better than me?

1389
01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:12,132
- Adam...
- No really, really!

1390
01:31:12,134 --> 01:31:14,835
He plays tennis, he's great
at tennis! Is it because

1391
01:31:14,837 --> 01:31:17,070
- I don't play tennis??
- Keep your voice down please!

1392
01:31:25,746 --> 01:31:27,247
You know I asked you here...

1393
01:31:29,717 --> 01:31:31,918
Maybe, maybe I shouldn't have.

1394
01:31:35,256 --> 01:31:39,226
I asked you here because I
thought you could be my friend.

1395
01:31:40,194 --> 01:31:44,097
I really didn't want to
hurt you, I, I don't know,

1396
01:31:44,099 --> 01:31:49,269
I just, I just wanted
you to be here.

1397
01:31:50,238 --> 01:31:52,606
And I wanted you
to be part of this.

1398
01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:55,075
You just don't
change, Adam, and...

1399
01:31:57,111 --> 01:31:59,179
I, I did.

1400
01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:04,017
And I'm sorry. So sorry.

1401
01:32:04,019 --> 01:32:06,253
I'm...

1402
01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:10,263
I just want you to know that...

1403
01:32:14,195 --> 01:32:14,995
Oh.

1404
01:32:14,997 --> 01:32:17,597
Hey. Hey, your dad wants
to give a toast.

1405
01:32:17,599 --> 01:32:19,833
- Yeah.
- Aaron's looking for you.

1406
01:32:21,636 --> 01:32:23,603
- Wait, wait! Just one...
- No.

1407
01:32:32,581 --> 01:32:36,750
Hey hey look at you!

1408
01:32:36,752 --> 01:32:38,885
It couldn't get any
better than this!

1409
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,287
I don't think there's
another man in the whole

1410
01:32:40,289 --> 01:32:44,958
wide world as suited for
my daughter as Aaron.

1411
01:32:44,960 --> 01:32:46,593
Aaron!

1412
01:32:46,595 --> 01:32:49,129
You've become like a son to me.

1413
01:32:49,131 --> 01:32:50,630
You're not so much
of a fisherman!

1414
01:32:53,201 --> 01:32:55,135
But I think there's time.

1415
01:32:55,137 --> 01:33:00,907
Because I know today is
just the first in many

1416
01:33:00,909 --> 01:33:06,046
happy days to come, and
so let us raise a glass!

1417
01:33:10,151 --> 01:33:12,319
Here's to the rest of your life!

1418
01:33:25,066 --> 01:33:26,833
Wow.

1419
01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:41,147
Way to go dipshit.

1420
01:33:55,129 --> 01:33:56,196
Whoa.

1421
01:33:58,299 --> 01:34:01,267
Whoa whoa whoa, easy does it.

1422
01:34:09,143 --> 01:34:12,746
Wait wait wait wait!

1423
01:34:12,748 --> 01:34:14,247
Shhhh.

1424
01:34:24,925 --> 01:34:26,292
Oh!

1425
01:34:29,730 --> 01:34:30,864
Aaron.

1426
01:34:32,867 --> 01:34:34,367
Actually really good.

1427
01:35:59,153 --> 01:36:01,054
I'm okay.

1428
01:36:05,993 --> 01:36:07,761
I'm sorry.

1429
01:36:14,769 --> 01:36:16,402
Bye.