Intro
Sword
Shield
Pokey Escape
Get to Zelda
ZL
Savewarp
Saria's Song
Savewarp
Deku Tree (grab Nuts/Stick)
Gohma (1 cycle like a boss)
Deku Tree snorefest
Savewarp
Get your shit and aquascape
Play ZL because Zelda needs a nap
Scale
Grab that Ruto Bottle
Make KZ move with a passion
Enter JJB w/o fish cuz you're legit
Jelly hover to skip that big octo piece of shit (fuck yeah for discovering it me)
Deal with bitchy Ruto
Get Rang because you have to
Fuck barinade's shit
Ruto comming on to you
Savewarp
Aquascape AGAIN
Get into Kak
Make that guy with the mask fetish talk
Dancing fat Goron
Enter DC
Ground jump for the switch
Make them stairs fall
Either break wall or attempt insanely hard megaflip (I recommend break wall)
Rape lizalfos
Get your first explosives
Open the mouth
Save (just incase you lose your fucking shield)
Hover to the block (or switch trick if you're a smartass)
Rape KD with your newfound bombs
Get raped by Gorons
SS into OoT cs like a boss
.done mother fuckers