Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- 1
- 00:00:02,767 --> 00:00:05,536
- Whoo-hoo!
- 2
- 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:47,180
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
- 3
- 00:01:07,198 --> 00:01:08,530
- - Is that...
- - Oh.
- 4
- 00:01:08,532 --> 00:01:10,899
- - Oh, he's here.
- - Huh?
- 5
- 00:01:14,105 --> 00:01:16,104
- Oh, Bruce, is that you?
- 6
- 00:01:16,106 --> 00:01:17,506
- I know, soon.
- 7
- 00:01:17,508 --> 00:01:19,509
- Ah, this is a terrific space
- for this.
- 8
- 00:01:19,511 --> 00:01:20,910
- A moment.
- I have to take this.
- 9
- 00:01:23,614 --> 00:01:25,348
- I'm clear, Alfred. Update.
- 10
- 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:27,949
- <i>None as of yet.</i>
- 11
- 00:01:27,951 --> 00:01:32,088
- Master Bruce, it is acceptable
- to take one night off.
- 12
- 00:01:32,090 --> 00:01:34,657
- Speak to someone about sports.
- 13
- 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,568
- Selina Kyle is here.
- 14
- 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:49,738
- <i>Perhaps Ms.
- Kyle is merely enjoying the festivities.</i>
- 15
- 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:52,574
- She hasn't been involved
- in any illegal activity
- 16
- 00:01:52,576 --> 00:01:54,976
- for at least a year.
- 17
- 00:01:54,978 --> 00:01:56,244
- Sixteen months.
- 18
- 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,747
- <i>Come on, it's Catwoman.</i>
- 19
- 00:02:02,553 --> 00:02:04,022
- She's probably
- casing the joint.
- 20
- 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:07,923
- One second.
- 21
- 00:02:13,798 --> 00:02:16,798
- You were only supposed
- to be scouting tonight.
- 22
- 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:18,701
- Sounds like it went sideways.
- 23
- 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:19,704
- Yeah.
- 24
- 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,308
- Found out the shipment was
- tonight, so I thought I'd torch it.
- 25
- 00:02:27,877 --> 00:02:29,678
- Who knew heroin
- was so flammable?
- 26
- 00:02:33,984 --> 00:02:35,819
- I'll be there in five.
- 27
- 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:38,421
- Five? Where's the trust?
- 28
- 00:02:39,524 --> 00:02:41,089
- Huh?
- 29
- 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:42,324
- Aah!
- 30
- 00:02:44,195 --> 00:02:45,294
- It's over in two.
- 31
- 00:02:49,034 --> 00:02:51,433
- <i>Gotham PD is in,
- so I'm out.</i>
- 32
- 00:02:52,937 --> 00:02:54,736
- <i>Sir, do you have an idea</i>
- 33
- 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:56,974
- <i>what Ms. Kyle's interest
- in the gala would be?</i>
- 34
- 00:03:00,978 --> 00:03:02,413
- I'll ask.
- 35
- 00:03:11,389 --> 00:03:13,522
- Well, knock me over
- with a feather.
- 36
- 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:15,724
- Bruce Wayne mixing
- with the swells.
- 37
- 00:03:15,726 --> 00:03:17,395
- So what do
- they owe the honor?
- 38
- 00:03:17,994 --> 00:03:19,427
- It's mandatory.
- 39
- 00:03:19,429 --> 00:03:20,798
- I'm a board member.
- 40
- 00:03:21,631 --> 00:03:23,665
- How have you been, Selina?
- 41
- 00:03:23,667 --> 00:03:25,568
- Anything new?
- 42
- 00:03:25,570 --> 00:03:27,572
- You could say
- I'm at a crossroads.
- 43
- 00:03:29,173 --> 00:03:30,575
- I used to love my work
- 44
- 00:03:31,542 --> 00:03:33,107
- at the gallery.
- 45
- 00:03:33,109 --> 00:03:34,409
- But now...
- 46
- 00:03:34,411 --> 00:03:36,511
- Sometimes change is good.
- 47
- 00:03:36,513 --> 00:03:38,248
- Like you would know.
- 48
- 00:03:38,250 --> 00:03:40,182
- Bruce?
- 49
- 00:03:40,184 --> 00:03:42,385
- You're actually here.
- 50
- 00:03:42,387 --> 00:03:43,955
- You never come
- to these things.
- 51
- 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:48,690
- It's like seeing a unicorn
- 52
- 00:03:48,692 --> 00:03:50,695
- in a $5,000 suit.
- 53
- 00:03:51,562 --> 00:03:53,494
- Selina,
- 54
- 00:03:53,496 --> 00:03:56,766
- this is Thomas Elliot, good friend
- and world-renowned brain surgeon.
- 55
- 00:03:56,768 --> 00:03:59,502
- Thomas, Selina Kyle.
- 56
- 00:03:59,504 --> 00:04:02,637
- Hello. And I wouldn't say
- "world-renowned."
- 57
- 00:04:02,639 --> 00:04:05,540
- Maybe the US
- and parts of Canada.
- 58
- 00:04:05,542 --> 00:04:07,776
- Tom and I were inseparable
- as kids,
- 59
- 00:04:07,778 --> 00:04:09,978
- especially after
- losing my parents.
- 60
- 00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:11,613
- You're not getting away
- this time.
- 61
- 00:04:11,615 --> 00:04:12,983
- Come on, let's have a drink.
- 62
- 00:04:15,386 --> 00:04:17,055
- Tony, line them up.
- 63
- 00:04:19,457 --> 00:04:21,991
- <i>Sorry
- to interrupt, Master Bruce,</i>
- 64
- 00:04:21,993 --> 00:04:26,294
- but I'm receiving reports that
- Bane has abducted a child.
- 65
- 00:04:26,296 --> 00:04:27,830
- Ringing your phone now.
- 66
- 00:04:30,534 --> 00:04:32,568
- This needs my attention.
- 67
- 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:34,570
- But it was good seeing you.
- 68
- 00:04:34,572 --> 00:04:36,107
- I'd like to catch up.
- 69
- 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:37,842
- Soon.
- 70
- 00:04:45,248 --> 00:04:46,582
- Nice while it lasted.
- 71
- 00:04:59,531 --> 00:05:01,833
- And here we are.
- 72
- 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:08,839
- Seriously, both of them?
- 73
- 00:05:13,678 --> 00:05:15,779
- Perfect couple.
- 74
- 00:05:30,462 --> 00:05:32,794
- The scion of the Dupree Chemical fortune,
- 75
- 00:05:32,796 --> 00:05:38,000
- eight-year-old Edward Dupree, has been
- kidnapped by the criminal known as Bane.
- 76
- 00:05:38,002 --> 00:05:40,236
- He has demanded
- an undisclosed ransom,
- 77
- 00:05:40,238 --> 00:05:43,642
- which the family has agreed
- to pay, against police advice.
- 78
- 00:05:45,241 --> 00:05:47,775
- Commissioner Gordon,
- do you have a statement?
- 79
- 00:05:47,777 --> 00:05:50,178
- Bane, if you're watching,
- 80
- 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:53,084
- we have your money.
- Don't hurt the boy.
- 81
- 00:06:17,707 --> 00:06:21,979
- <i>The child was taken
- from the playground in broad daylight.</i>
- 82
- 00:06:30,488 --> 00:06:32,690
- It's not like Bane
- to be so public.
- 83
- 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:47,872
- Everything will
- be fine, Edward.
- 84
- 00:06:49,106 --> 00:06:50,675
- Where is he?
- 85
- 00:06:53,344 --> 00:06:56,277
- Where's my damn money?
- 86
- 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:07,690
- Stupid old Bat,
- my Venom is stronger.
- 87
- 00:07:07,692 --> 00:07:10,092
- I am stronger!
- 88
- 00:07:17,969 --> 00:07:19,870
- I need my money.
- 89
- 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:33,649
- I'll kill you!
- 90
- 00:07:33,651 --> 00:07:37,288
- <i>Isn't Bane
- usually a bit more eloquent?</i>
- 91
- 00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:42,892
- It must be a side
- effect of the new Venom design.
- 92
- 00:07:42,894 --> 00:07:45,361
- Which means his mind
- is under the same strain.
- 93
- 00:07:45,363 --> 00:07:48,897
- Need my money
- for more juice!
- 94
- 00:07:55,539 --> 00:07:57,472
- Here's your money.
- 95
- 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:00,377
- Come get it.
- 96
- 00:08:21,666 --> 00:08:23,233
- Your parents
- are waiting in front.
- 97
- 00:08:28,305 --> 00:08:29,474
- Asshole!
- 98
- 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:49,493
- Batman.
- 99
- 00:08:51,728 --> 00:08:53,464
- Apologies for
- the interruption.
- 100
- 00:08:54,232 --> 00:08:55,630
- Lady Shiva.
- 101
- 00:08:55,632 --> 00:08:58,233
- The League of Assassins
- has no business here.
- 102
- 00:08:58,235 --> 00:09:00,035
- Perhaps we do.
- 103
- 00:09:00,037 --> 00:09:02,169
- The League has been in flux,
- 104
- 00:09:02,171 --> 00:09:04,441
- different factions
- vying for power.
- 105
- 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,375
- And?
- 106
- 00:09:07,377 --> 00:09:10,312
- And in the chaos,
- the life-giving power of a Lazarus Pit
- 107
- 00:09:10,314 --> 00:09:13,582
- was exploited by
- an unknown intruder.
- 108
- 00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:16,286
- I would ask if you know
- anything of this matter.
- 109
- 00:09:17,188 --> 00:09:19,020
- No.
- 110
- 00:09:19,022 --> 00:09:20,423
- But I'll look into it.
- 111
- 00:09:20,425 --> 00:09:22,658
- Down here.
- 112
- 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,358
- My thanks.
- 113
- 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,928
- It was a pleasure
- to see you work.
- 114
- 00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:29,800
- Next time, call first.
- 115
- 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:39,674
- Is it too much to ask
- for one quiet weekend?
- 116
- 00:09:39,676 --> 00:09:43,180
- - Apparently.
- - Well, thanks for saving the day, as usual.
- 117
- 00:09:43,946 --> 00:09:45,916
- Wait, where's the ransom?
- 118
- 00:09:53,523 --> 00:09:54,558
- Catwoman?
- 119
- 00:09:55,191 --> 00:09:57,024
- Damn it!
- 120
- 00:09:57,026 --> 00:09:58,963
- Did you know
- she was back in town?
- 121
- 00:10:09,773 --> 00:10:11,075
- Catwoman.
- 122
- 00:10:12,443 --> 00:10:13,812
- Took you long enough.
- 123
- 00:10:34,397 --> 00:10:35,965
- Like the view?
- 124
- 00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,036
- It's the only thing
- you'll catch tonight.
- 125
- 00:10:47,911 --> 00:10:49,379
- Don't be so sure.
- 126
- 00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:08,599
- No.
- 127
- 00:11:22,479 --> 00:11:24,081
- Hush, Batman.
- 128
- 00:11:25,682 --> 00:11:27,117
- Hush.
- 129
- 00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,246
- Heh,
- told you it was him.
- 130
- 00:11:59,248 --> 00:12:02,885
- Fell out of the sky
- like a dead pigeon.
- 131
- 00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:05,690
- What the hell?
- 132
- 00:12:08,658 --> 00:12:11,395
- Only one way to deal with this freak.
- 133
- 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,467
- Back off, boys.
- 134
- 00:12:18,469 --> 00:12:20,502
- He's mine.
- 135
- 00:12:20,504 --> 00:12:23,438
- How about we cut him in two,
- and then you?
- 136
- 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,074
- After we're done with you,
- he means.
- 137
- 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:29,613
- Naughty, naughty. There's a
- three-strikes law in this state, boys.
- 138
- 00:12:30,882 --> 00:12:32,581
- That was one.
- 139
- 00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,348
- Two.
- 140
- 00:12:34,350 --> 00:12:35,953
- Three.
- 141
- 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,419
- Ah!
- 142
- 00:12:37,421 --> 00:12:39,920
- Ahh! Ooh!
- 143
- 00:12:39,922 --> 00:12:41,557
- You know,
- some guys pay for that.
- 144
- 00:12:57,108 --> 00:12:58,642
- Man, screw this.
- 145
- 00:13:02,512 --> 00:13:03,580
- That was...
- 146
- 00:13:05,114 --> 00:13:06,948
- uncalled for.
- 147
- 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,350
- Get away from him.
- 148
- 00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:10,387
- You're working with Bane
- and you're going down.
- 149
- 00:13:11,222 --> 00:13:13,188
- Calm yourself, little girl.
- 150
- 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:15,790
- Come quietly
- and you won't get hurt.
- 151
- 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,128
- Aw, that's adorable.
- 152
- 00:13:29,739 --> 00:13:31,506
- Take care of your boss.
- 153
- 00:13:32,943 --> 00:13:35,276
- Ugh! He's not my boss.
- 154
- 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,653
- Alfred, Batman's hurt.
- 155
- 00:13:44,555 --> 00:13:45,687
- Really hurt.
- 156
- 00:14:02,739 --> 00:14:04,307
- Any problems?
- 157
- 00:14:06,076 --> 00:14:07,477
- Batman.
- 158
- 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:11,178
- What happened?
- 159
- 00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,650
- He couldn't keep up.
- 160
- 00:14:13,751 --> 00:14:15,683
- You sound disappointed.
- 161
- 00:14:15,685 --> 00:14:17,151
- Does it matter?
- 162
- 00:14:17,153 --> 00:14:19,754
- I got the job done.
- 163
- 00:14:19,756 --> 00:14:23,824
- Don't worry yourself
- with anyone or anything,
- 164
- 00:14:23,826 --> 00:14:25,762
- except pleasing me.
- 165
- 00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:29,366
- Now bring me my money.
- 166
- 00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:40,078
- Good Kitty.
- 167
- 00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,845
- How would you say it?
- 168
- 00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:44,513
- "Purrfect."
- 169
- 00:14:44,515 --> 00:14:47,982
- Say it for me, Kitty. Say,
- 170
- 00:14:47,984 --> 00:14:49,486
- "Purrfect."
- 171
- 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:52,656
- Purrfect.
- 172
- 00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:56,493
- Mmm.
- 173
- 00:14:59,762 --> 00:15:01,232
- You can go now.
- 174
- 00:15:14,911 --> 00:15:16,244
- What the...
- 175
- 00:15:16,246 --> 00:15:18,746
- Not yet, Ivy.
- 176
- 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:21,949
- Fifty-fifty, remember?
- 177
- 00:15:21,951 --> 00:15:24,186
- Since I can't control you,
- 178
- 00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:27,389
- maybe I'll finish our deal
- another way.
- 179
- 00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:29,524
- Oh, I wouldn't.
- 180
- 00:15:29,526 --> 00:15:34,196
- If my vitals don't remain,
- well, vital,
- 181
- 00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:39,570
- this herbicide bomb will make
- nasty work of you and your pets.
- 182
- 00:15:42,138 --> 00:15:45,140
- But let's not go down
- that road.
- 183
- 00:15:45,142 --> 00:15:49,544
- I have a job that will pay
- ten times what you made today.
- 184
- 00:15:49,546 --> 00:15:53,247
- Think of all the fertilizer
- you could buy.
- 185
- 00:15:53,249 --> 00:15:55,418
- I even brought you a gift.
- 186
- 00:16:00,223 --> 00:16:03,461
- Your favorite color,
- I believe.
- 187
- 00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,861
- Is he gonna be okay?
- 188
- 00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:11,298
- His head injury
- is beyond me, I'm afraid.
- 189
- 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,034
- He needs a hospital.
- 190
- 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:15,102
- Batman can go to the hospital?
- 191
- 00:16:15,104 --> 00:16:16,337
- No.
- 192
- 00:16:16,339 --> 00:16:18,840
- But reckless playboy
- Bruce Wayne can.
- 193
- 00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:23,077
- Take the roadster to Forest Road
- near mile marker 82, and wreck it.
- 194
- 00:16:23,079 --> 00:16:25,313
- Dick Grayson will take him
- to the emergency room.
- 195
- 00:16:25,315 --> 00:16:29,116
- Forty-five miles an hour
- should be adequate.
- 196
- 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:32,321
- Remember to tuck and roll.
- 197
- 00:16:32,323 --> 00:16:34,257
- Pretty screwed up
- you guys have a plan for this.
- 198
- 00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:37,693
- I shall notify Thomas Elliot.
- 199
- 00:16:37,695 --> 00:16:42,733
- It seems Master Bruce will be spending
- time with his old friend after all.
- 200
- 00:16:51,374 --> 00:16:55,212
- Well, surgery couldn't
- have gone better.
- 201
- 00:16:57,147 --> 00:17:00,414
- But you'll have to stay out
- of the fast lane for a while.
- 202
- 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,384
- Tom, I owe you so much.
- 203
- 00:17:02,386 --> 00:17:05,989
- It's the least I can do for all
- the times I left you hanging.
- 204
- 00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:08,359
- Oh, wait.
- 205
- 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,593
- I know, I haven't been
- a very good friend.
- 206
- 00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:14,461
- Are you kidding me?
- 207
- 00:17:14,463 --> 00:17:17,165
- Look at all the publicity
- you gave me.
- 208
- 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:20,435
- And don't think you're the most
- notorious patient I ever had.
- 209
- 00:17:20,437 --> 00:17:21,736
- I get around, you know.
- 210
- 00:17:21,738 --> 00:17:24,471
- You have patients
- more infamous than me?
- 211
- 00:17:24,473 --> 00:17:26,943
- You'd know if you
- hung around me more.
- 212
- 00:17:28,178 --> 00:17:29,613
- Maybe I will.
- 213
- 00:17:32,115 --> 00:17:34,315
- I'm serious, Tom.
- 214
- 00:17:34,317 --> 00:17:36,985
- I wanna be a better friend.
- 215
- 00:17:36,987 --> 00:17:41,389
- Bruce, I will always
- be your friend...
- 216
- 00:17:41,391 --> 00:17:43,827
- no matter how annoying
- that can be.
- 217
- 00:18:04,381 --> 00:18:08,783
- Dr. Elliot recommended a minimum
- of two more weeks bed rest.
- 218
- 00:18:08,785 --> 00:18:12,152
- Can't be helped, I need to go
- to Blackgate Prison.
- 219
- 00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:16,893
- Yes, I see. I know better
- than to try and dissuade you.
- 220
- 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,795
- By now, I would hope so.
- 221
- 00:18:20,797 --> 00:18:23,433
- However, might I suggest
- this one?
- 222
- 00:18:27,970 --> 00:18:31,273
- The headpiece
- has a bit more padding.
- 223
- 00:18:31,275 --> 00:18:34,578
- - Hmm.
- - Do try to avoid blows to the head.
- 224
- 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:40,681
- I'd prefer not to buttle for the
- World's Greatest Vegetable, sir.
- 225
- 00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:43,421
- Yes, very thoughtful, Alfred.
- 226
- 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:59,399
- Moving Bane
- is unnecessary.
- 227
- 00:18:59,401 --> 00:19:02,670
- Waller, this is one of the most
- secure prisons on the planet.
- 228
- 00:19:02,672 --> 00:19:04,938
- Security has nothing
- to do with it.
- 229
- 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:07,978
- You have no paperwork, no orders.
- I'm calling the mayor.
- 230
- 00:19:11,815 --> 00:19:13,718
- Wondered when you'd get here.
- 231
- 00:19:15,619 --> 00:19:18,219
- Are you also gonna tell me
- I can't take him?
- 232
- 00:19:18,221 --> 00:19:21,221
- Can't and shouldn't
- are different things.
- 233
- 00:19:21,223 --> 00:19:23,091
- I need to speak with Bane.
- 234
- 00:19:23,093 --> 00:19:24,659
- Regarding?
- 235
- 00:19:24,661 --> 00:19:27,696
- I believe he's working
- with Poison Ivy and Catwoman.
- 236
- 00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,898
- I need to know why.
- 237
- 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:32,601
- - Five minutes is all...
- - No.
- 238
- 00:19:32,603 --> 00:19:34,669
- I might have some information
- to trade.
- 239
- 00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:36,704
- I'm on a schedule.
- 240
- 00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:40,842
- Another mission with your
- so-called Suicide Squad?
- 241
- 00:19:44,047 --> 00:19:46,313
- What's going on? Didn't you sedate him?
- 242
- 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:49,317
- <i>Yes, ma'am, enough to tranq
- a herd of elephants.</i>
- 243
- 00:19:51,255 --> 00:19:55,426
- Bane is using a new Venom.
- Makes him immune to your sedatives.
- 244
- 00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,326
- I was going to tell you.
- 245
- 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:03,064
- These tranquilizers can be fired from the
- 20 millimeter guns on your helicopters.
- 246
- 00:20:03,066 --> 00:20:05,669
- Stay back and I'll help you
- reacquire him.
- 247
- 00:20:07,571 --> 00:20:08,939
- Batman.
- 248
- 00:20:10,340 --> 00:20:14,645
- Stay out of my business
- and I might stay out of yours.
- 249
- 00:20:32,062 --> 00:20:34,729
- Where is my money?
- 250
- 00:20:34,731 --> 00:20:36,031
- How should I know?
- 251
- 00:20:36,033 --> 00:20:39,234
- Wrong answer.
- 252
- 00:20:39,236 --> 00:20:44,038
- Listen, freak, Ivy was controlling
- me, she made me steal your money.
- 253
- 00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,340
- Hmm.
- 254
- 00:20:45,342 --> 00:20:47,941
- Then you die first.
- 255
- 00:20:59,021 --> 00:21:00,857
- Catwoman, down.
- 256
- 00:21:22,679 --> 00:21:25,516
- The package is secure.
- Move out.
- 257
- 00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:37,158
- Thanks.
- It appears we're even.
- 258
- 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,893
- Stay out of trouble.
- 259
- 00:21:38,895 --> 00:21:42,030
- Wait, God, I know you're not
- big on conversation,
- 260
- 00:21:42,032 --> 00:21:43,133
- but hold on.
- 261
- 00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:46,769
- You're going after Ivy
- and I want in.
- 262
- 00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:49,871
- I have a code.
- 263
- 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,741
- Revenge isn't part of it.
- 264
- 00:21:53,309 --> 00:21:58,278
- How about the address of her
- pheromone-controlled minions?
- 265
- 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:02,350
- Anyone knows where she went,
- it's the zombies who tended her plants.
- 266
- 00:22:02,352 --> 00:22:05,589
- Give me the information
- and I'll take care of Ivy.
- 267
- 00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,489
- Nope.
- 268
- 00:22:08,491 --> 00:22:11,793
- Hmm. Fine,
- we work together on this.
- 269
- 00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:13,093
- What's the address?
- 270
- 00:22:13,095 --> 00:22:14,998
- Oh, I'm not done
- with my demands.
- 271
- 00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:21,037
- Ticktock. Trail's going cold.
- 272
- 00:22:26,942 --> 00:22:29,710
- We've done this dance
- for so long.
- 273
- 00:22:29,712 --> 00:22:31,981
- Aren't you just
- the least bit...
- 274
- 00:22:33,249 --> 00:22:34,751
- curious?
- 275
- 00:22:54,203 --> 00:22:56,371
- No more.
- 276
- 00:22:56,373 --> 00:22:57,772
- Metropolis.
- 277
- 00:22:57,774 --> 00:22:59,340
- Ivy's in Metropolis.
- 278
- 00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:00,710
- Hmm.
- 279
- 00:23:06,783 --> 00:23:09,152
- God, you're hot
- when you smash stuff.
- 280
- 00:23:11,388 --> 00:23:13,588
- It's me. Get the jet ready.
- 281
- 00:23:13,590 --> 00:23:14,788
- <i>Very good, sir.</i>
- 282
- 00:23:14,790 --> 00:23:16,690
- And pack the jewelry.
- 283
- 00:23:16,692 --> 00:23:18,228
- <i>Oh, dear.</i>
- 284
- 00:23:19,962 --> 00:23:21,097
- Jewelry?
- 285
- 00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:27,701
- "Man of Steel
- Saves Bloodmobile."
- 286
- 00:23:27,703 --> 00:23:29,470
- I like it.
- 287
- 00:23:29,472 --> 00:23:32,707
- Hey, is "Man of Steel" hyphenated?
- I can never remember.
- 288
- 00:23:32,709 --> 00:23:35,576
- - Mmm, no.
- - How about "Bloodmobile"?
- 289
- 00:23:35,578 --> 00:23:37,378
- Lois, I have a deadline.
- 290
- 00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:41,482
- Just super-type it like you do
- when you think I'm not watching.
- 291
- 00:23:41,484 --> 00:23:45,053
- How come you're still hanging around?
- Don't you have an interview?
- 292
- 00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:48,089
- He's coming here.
- Quite the get.
- 293
- 00:23:48,091 --> 00:23:50,694
- - Who?
- - That would be me.
- 294
- 00:23:53,229 --> 00:23:54,897
- Bruce, you're early.
- 295
- 00:23:56,732 --> 00:23:58,901
- Bruce Wayne,
- this is Clark Kent.
- 296
- 00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,703
- I believe we've met.
- 297
- 00:24:01,705 --> 00:24:04,438
- Yes. I've admired
- your work, Clark.
- 298
- 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,140
- On occasion.
- 299
- 00:24:06,142 --> 00:24:08,911
- Excuse me, got to check if
- the conference room is ready.
- 300
- 00:24:10,646 --> 00:24:14,615
- Something tells me a man like you
- is here for more than an interview.
- 301
- 00:24:14,617 --> 00:24:17,150
- I do like to multitask.
- 302
- 00:24:17,152 --> 00:24:19,419
- Any business you can
- tell me about?
- 303
- 00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:23,425
- Not at the moment. Wouldn't want
- any third parties getting involved.
- 304
- 00:24:23,427 --> 00:24:25,696
- Ready.
- 305
- 00:24:26,229 --> 00:24:27,428
- Shall we?
- 306
- 00:24:27,430 --> 00:24:30,096
- I thought about buying
- a newspaper once.
- 307
- 00:24:30,098 --> 00:24:32,367
- Wouldn't it be something
- if I owned the <i>Planet?</i>
- 308
- 00:24:32,369 --> 00:24:34,268
- And you and Clark
- could work for me.
- 309
- 00:24:34,270 --> 00:24:37,071
- Just don't forget
- my big raise, Mr. Moneybags.
- 310
- 00:24:37,073 --> 00:24:38,742
- Lois.
- 311
- 00:24:53,390 --> 00:24:55,189
- Oh, please.
- 312
- 00:24:55,191 --> 00:24:58,293
- Don't tell me you and the Boy
- Scout have switched cities.
- 313
- 00:24:58,295 --> 00:25:01,294
- LexCorp makes
- a fortified ethylene compound
- 314
- 00:25:01,296 --> 00:25:02,964
- engineered to allow
- exotic plants
- 315
- 00:25:02,966 --> 00:25:06,033
- to withstand changes
- in locale and temperature.
- 316
- 00:25:06,035 --> 00:25:09,603
- And, so, why are you here?
- 317
- 00:25:09,605 --> 00:25:13,006
- I need the delivery list of
- that compound for the last week.
- 318
- 00:25:13,008 --> 00:25:16,710
- So, of course you come to me
- at 3:00 in the morning.
- 319
- 00:25:16,712 --> 00:25:20,750
- The sooner I have the information,
- the sooner you get back to sleep.
- 320
- 00:25:22,286 --> 00:25:24,886
- And you couldn't visit the
- person who does the deliveries
- 321
- 00:25:24,888 --> 00:25:28,422
- and is probably awake
- as we speak?
- 322
- 00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:30,557
- The information was deleted
- on her computer.
- 323
- 00:25:30,559 --> 00:25:33,062
- I assume yours has
- a few more safeguards.
- 324
- 00:25:33,663 --> 00:25:35,031
- One or two.
- 325
- 00:25:38,568 --> 00:25:39,769
- Here.
- 326
- 00:25:45,507 --> 00:25:50,078
- Would you like a printout,
- maybe some hot cocoa before you leave?
- 327
- 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:51,580
- I have what I need.
- 328
- 00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:55,015
- What you need is to show me
- some respect.
- 329
- 00:25:55,017 --> 00:25:58,052
- I saved all your asses
- against Cyborg Superman,
- 330
- 00:25:58,054 --> 00:26:01,488
- and I'll remind you I'm
- a Justice League member now.
- 331
- 00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:05,962
- Probationary member.
- Don't call us, we'll call you.
- 332
- 00:26:13,169 --> 00:26:15,236
- Well, look who's here.
- 333
- 00:26:15,238 --> 00:26:17,138
- Wondered when you'd find me.
- 334
- 00:26:17,140 --> 00:26:18,876
- I've come back to you.
- 335
- 00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:21,277
- Have you, now?
- 336
- 00:26:24,747 --> 00:26:26,982
- No one can resist you.
- 337
- 00:26:26,984 --> 00:26:29,019
- And why would they want to?
- 338
- 00:26:30,486 --> 00:26:32,523
- That's so true, Kitty.
- 339
- 00:26:34,123 --> 00:26:36,459
- But no one fakes it with me.
- 340
- 00:26:39,796 --> 00:26:42,763
- Okay, crazy plant bitch,
- it's on.
- 341
- 00:26:55,077 --> 00:26:57,879
- Nose filters?
- 342
- 00:26:57,881 --> 00:27:00,849
- What am I going
- to do with you, Kitty?
- 343
- 00:27:00,851 --> 00:27:03,020
- Oh, I know.
- 344
- 00:27:14,064 --> 00:27:16,166
- Cut it close, why don't you.
- 345
- 00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:20,467
- You're going back
- to Arkham, Ivy.
- 346
- 00:27:20,469 --> 00:27:21,570
- Oh!
- 347
- 00:27:21,572 --> 00:27:23,841
- Is Batman your new boy toy?
- 348
- 00:27:29,379 --> 00:27:30,981
- I have one, too.
- 349
- 00:27:32,848 --> 00:27:34,617
- Stay away from her.
- 350
- 00:27:36,052 --> 00:27:38,753
- You heard my Superman.
- 351
- 00:27:38,755 --> 00:27:39,957
- Lover...
- 352
- 00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:42,258
- kill them.
- 353
- 00:27:45,428 --> 00:27:47,828
- - Tell me you have a plan.
- - Yes.
- 354
- 00:27:47,830 --> 00:27:49,032
- Run.
- 355
- 00:28:19,094 --> 00:28:22,463
- You thoughtless, worthless,
- stupid meat.
- 356
- 00:28:22,465 --> 00:28:25,035
- I don't get my money
- if they're still alive.
- 357
- 00:28:25,969 --> 00:28:28,337
- I won't... kill.
- 358
- 00:28:29,305 --> 00:28:32,105
- Are you trying to resist?
- 359
- 00:28:32,107 --> 00:28:34,977
- Seems my kryptonite kisses
- need a touch-up.
- 360
- 00:28:37,814 --> 00:28:39,283
- Mmm.
- 361
- 00:28:42,617 --> 00:28:44,351
- Find them.
- 362
- 00:28:44,353 --> 00:28:45,555
- Kill them.
- 363
- 00:28:46,021 --> 00:28:47,121
- Yes.
- 364
- 00:28:50,258 --> 00:28:52,562
- Ugh, help these days.
- 365
- 00:28:53,996 --> 00:28:55,330
- How is he not on us?
- 366
- 00:28:55,332 --> 00:28:57,599
- He's as fast as a...
- Well, you know.
- 367
- 00:28:57,601 --> 00:28:59,536
- Lead-lined tunnels,
- courtesy of LexCorp.
- 368
- 00:29:02,337 --> 00:29:03,639
- They'll buy us some time.
- 369
- 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:06,174
- But this is Superman.
- 370
- 00:29:06,176 --> 00:29:09,179
- Yes, and if he wanted,
- we'd be dead already.
- 371
- 00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:12,447
- Deep down, he's a good person.
- 372
- 00:29:12,449 --> 00:29:13,683
- And deep down...
- 373
- 00:29:14,851 --> 00:29:16,784
- I'm not.
- 374
- 00:29:16,786 --> 00:29:19,120
- That's the jewelry?
- 375
- 00:29:19,122 --> 00:29:21,121
- Normally I'd be disappointed.
- 376
- 00:29:21,123 --> 00:29:22,857
- You clear on your part?
- 377
- 00:29:22,859 --> 00:29:25,562
- Standard smash and grab,
- not like I haven't done it before.
- 378
- 00:29:28,064 --> 00:29:29,333
- That's my cue.
- 379
- 00:29:40,410 --> 00:29:42,843
- Listen to me, Clark,
- I've opened the gas main.
- 380
- 00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:46,080
- One spark from your heat vision,
- you blow up the entire block.
- 381
- 00:29:46,082 --> 00:29:47,751
- And you know what building
- we're under.
- 382
- 00:29:59,461 --> 00:30:00,463
- Huh?
- 383
- 00:30:06,235 --> 00:30:08,468
- Remember what I said
- about the gas main?
- 384
- 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:09,472
- I lied.
- 385
- 00:30:24,953 --> 00:30:27,023
- That hurt.
- 386
- 00:30:29,624 --> 00:30:31,728
- It was supposed to.
- 387
- 00:30:33,129 --> 00:30:36,331
- Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 388
- 00:30:36,333 --> 00:30:37,998
- What... Get your hands off...
- 389
- 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,868
- Shut up and hope the Big Blue
- Boy Scout snaps out of it.
- 390
- 00:30:41,171 --> 00:30:43,905
- Get control.
- You can save her.
- 391
- 00:30:43,907 --> 00:30:46,576
- It's your choice, not Ivy's.
- 392
- 00:30:49,077 --> 00:30:50,346
- Damn it.
- 393
- 00:30:52,347 --> 00:30:54,617
- Okay, looks like
- we do it the hard way.
- 394
- 00:30:58,153 --> 00:31:00,220
- Superman, help!
- 395
- 00:31:09,065 --> 00:31:10,265
- Oh.
- 396
- 00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:12,365
- How's your day been, honey?
- 397
- 00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:14,501
- Mine's been... eventful.
- 398
- 00:31:14,503 --> 00:31:17,407
- I'll explain everything.
- I promise.
- 399
- 00:31:22,178 --> 00:31:24,381
- I, uh, blacked out
- for that part.
- 400
- 00:31:25,248 --> 00:31:27,084
- You better have.
- 401
- 00:31:30,186 --> 00:31:31,855
- Catwoman.
- 402
- 00:31:38,694 --> 00:31:40,129
- He made me do it.
- 403
- 00:31:42,865 --> 00:31:45,832
- I wouldn't get
- too comfortable if I were you.
- 404
- 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:47,001
- Shit.
- 405
- 00:31:55,178 --> 00:31:56,910
- Was that really necessary?
- 406
- 00:31:56,912 --> 00:31:58,280
- Yes.
- 407
- 00:31:59,582 --> 00:32:01,282
- You could have gotten
- Lois killed.
- 408
- 00:32:01,284 --> 00:32:03,517
- I had faith you'd save her.
- 409
- 00:32:03,519 --> 00:32:05,820
- - Hmm.
- - Batman.
- 410
- 00:32:05,822 --> 00:32:06,823
- Catch.
- 411
- 00:32:10,492 --> 00:32:12,259
- Synthetic kryptonite.
- 412
- 00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:14,597
- - You know who made it?
- - Working on it.
- 413
- 00:32:15,765 --> 00:32:17,700
- Mother...
- 414
- 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:22,703
- None of this is my fault.
- 415
- 00:32:22,705 --> 00:32:26,407
- I was forced to use Catwoman
- to steal Bane's ransom.
- 416
- 00:32:26,409 --> 00:32:29,576
- Then he made me
- control Superman.
- 417
- 00:32:29,578 --> 00:32:31,514
- Can't say he put up
- much of a fight.
- 418
- 00:32:32,815 --> 00:32:34,515
- What's his name?
- 419
- 00:32:34,517 --> 00:32:36,585
- Now that would be telling.
- 420
- 00:32:39,822 --> 00:32:41,656
- Not the hair!
- 421
- 00:32:44,427 --> 00:32:46,826
- They may go easy on you,
- but I won't.
- 422
- 00:32:46,828 --> 00:32:48,295
- Name. Now.
- 423
- 00:32:48,297 --> 00:32:50,098
- Hush.
- 424
- 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:52,967
- It's true,
- he calls himself Hush.
- 425
- 00:32:52,969 --> 00:32:55,035
- I never met him before.
- 426
- 00:32:55,037 --> 00:32:56,938
- He knew a lot about me.
- 427
- 00:32:56,940 --> 00:32:58,871
- Too much.
- 428
- 00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:00,675
- That's enough.
- 429
- 00:33:00,677 --> 00:33:02,812
- I'll take her.
- 430
- 00:33:06,248 --> 00:33:08,384
- I think your business here
- is done.
- 431
- 00:33:16,459 --> 00:33:19,595
- You weren't supposed
- to throw Lois off the roof.
- 432
- 00:33:20,796 --> 00:33:22,531
- Is this your code again?
- 433
- 00:33:25,735 --> 00:33:28,402
- Superman was going
- to squish you.
- 434
- 00:33:28,404 --> 00:33:30,405
- So I improvised.
- 435
- 00:33:30,407 --> 00:33:32,642
- That's what partners do,
- right?
- 436
- 00:33:46,488 --> 00:33:49,258
- This just gets
- better and better.
- 437
- 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,768
- Look at you, making an effort.
- 438
- 00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:05,938
- So wait, does this mean Selina
- is two-timing Batman with you,
- 439
- 00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:09,142
- - or vice versa?
- - Don't you have something to do?
- 440
- 00:34:09,144 --> 00:34:10,511
- Nope.
- 441
- 00:34:10,513 --> 00:34:12,245
- Just thought
- of something else.
- 442
- 00:34:12,247 --> 00:34:14,214
- Maybe she likes you both because
- you're both the same guy,
- 443
- 00:34:14,216 --> 00:34:15,719
- only she doesn't know it.
- 444
- 00:34:18,087 --> 00:34:19,456
- Thank you, Alfred.
- 445
- 00:34:21,591 --> 00:34:25,362
- There he goes.
- Bruce Wayne on a genuine date.
- 446
- 00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,431
- Don't do anything
- I wouldn't do!
- 447
- 00:34:36,038 --> 00:34:37,407
- Hello, Damian.
- 448
- 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:40,540
- Titus.
- 449
- 00:34:40,542 --> 00:34:42,775
- <i>Pennyworth tells me you're romantically
- involved with a criminal now?</i>
- 450
- 00:34:42,777 --> 00:34:45,812
- Ex-criminal.
- And it's only a date.
- 451
- 00:34:45,814 --> 00:34:48,082
- <i>There are
- no ex-criminals, Father,</i>
- 452
- 00:34:48,084 --> 00:34:50,817
- <i>only ones who aren't breaking
- the law at the moment.</i>
- 453
- 00:34:52,087 --> 00:34:54,321
- She's not like that anymore.
- 454
- 00:34:54,323 --> 00:34:56,223
- - Damian, I...
- - <i>Look, I understand.</i>
- 455
- 00:34:56,225 --> 00:34:59,594
- <i>This never-ending mission
- of ours is a lonely endeavor.</i>
- 456
- 00:34:59,596 --> 00:35:02,730
- <i>If this trollop provides
- some carnal release, so be it.</i>
- 457
- 00:35:02,732 --> 00:35:04,065
- "Trollop"?
- 458
- 00:35:04,067 --> 00:35:05,833
- Your slang skills need work.
- 459
- 00:35:05,835 --> 00:35:08,801
- <i>But I needn't bring up your
- past poor choices in women,</i>
- 460
- 00:35:08,803 --> 00:35:11,172
- <i>including but not limited to
- my mother.</i>
- 461
- 00:35:11,174 --> 00:35:13,105
- Damian, I'm not...
- 462
- 00:35:13,107 --> 00:35:14,908
- <i>Not that I'm ungrateful being here, mind you...</i>
- 463
- 00:35:14,910 --> 00:35:17,109
- <i>...however, I must insist
- that you use protection.</i>
- 464
- 00:35:17,111 --> 00:35:18,413
- <i>And another thing,</i>
- 465
- 00:35:18,415 --> 00:35:19,980
- - <i>cover your drink.</i>
- - Goodbye, Damian.
- 466
- 00:35:27,288 --> 00:35:29,589
- Here's your steak, Larry.
- 467
- 00:35:29,591 --> 00:35:31,491
- And one for you, Moe.
- 468
- 00:35:31,493 --> 00:35:33,261
- And, Shemp,
- 469
- 00:35:33,263 --> 00:35:35,429
- you get two because it's your birthday.
- 470
- 00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:37,563
- Aw.
- 471
- 00:35:37,565 --> 00:35:40,266
- I don't know why Mr. J
- isn't here.
- 472
- 00:35:45,107 --> 00:35:46,239
- Huh?
- 473
- 00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:49,076
- Oh, he's not coming.
- 474
- 00:35:49,078 --> 00:35:53,647
- Okay, freak, who are you and what
- do you know about my puddin'?
- 475
- 00:35:53,649 --> 00:35:55,750
- I know he needs your help.
- 476
- 00:35:55,752 --> 00:35:59,987
- Hey, I'm the only one who gets
- to tie up Mr. J!
- 477
- 00:35:59,989 --> 00:36:04,594
- Just do me a little favor and
- you can have him back again.
- 478
- 00:36:05,294 --> 00:36:06,829
- Good as new.
- 479
- 00:36:09,565 --> 00:36:11,901
- It's open. Come in.
- 480
- 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:19,642
- Are those for <i>moi?</i>
- 481
- 00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:22,512
- Yes. You look...
- 482
- 00:36:23,346 --> 00:36:24,547
- incredible.
- 483
- 00:36:25,413 --> 00:36:27,815
- Right back at ya.
- 484
- 00:36:27,817 --> 00:36:31,051
- - Is there time for a drink?
- - Why not?
- 485
- 00:36:31,053 --> 00:36:34,922
- You know, I had a bet with Eartha
- here that you wouldn't show up.
- 486
- 00:36:34,924 --> 00:36:38,027
- I thought for sure I'd get a phone call with some excuse.
- 487
- 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:40,663
- And yet...
- 488
- 00:36:43,098 --> 00:36:44,167
- ...here I am.
- 489
- 00:36:46,835 --> 00:36:48,268
- Actually,
- 490
- 00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:50,774
- I've been rethinking
- certain things in my life.
- 491
- 00:36:51,540 --> 00:36:53,473
- Ooh, confession time.
- 492
- 00:36:53,475 --> 00:36:55,109
- Do tell.
- 493
- 00:36:55,111 --> 00:36:56,978
- Nothing specific.
- 494
- 00:36:56,980 --> 00:36:59,182
- I've just been feeling
- the need to...
- 495
- 00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:02,116
- change some things.
- 496
- 00:37:02,118 --> 00:37:03,951
- I know the feeling.
- 497
- 00:37:03,953 --> 00:37:06,855
- I've done some changing myself
- since we first met.
- 498
- 00:37:07,991 --> 00:37:09,690
- I was wilder then.
- 499
- 00:37:09,692 --> 00:37:11,525
- I thought maybe that's
- why you dropped me,
- 500
- 00:37:11,527 --> 00:37:15,027
- too unrefined
- for your social circle.
- 501
- 00:37:15,029 --> 00:37:16,730
- That wasn't it.
- 502
- 00:37:16,732 --> 00:37:18,935
- Truth be told,
- I like that about you.
- 503
- 00:37:20,035 --> 00:37:22,504
- I hope you're not
- entirely tamed.
- 504
- 00:37:23,172 --> 00:37:24,737
- No.
- 505
- 00:37:24,739 --> 00:37:26,810
- But I like
- to balance things more.
- 506
- 00:37:28,044 --> 00:37:29,045
- To balance.
- 507
- 00:38:13,154 --> 00:38:17,694
- "Wah, wah, wah." Crying clowns,
- who needs them, am I right?
- 508
- 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,259
- Ladies and jerks,
- 509
- 00:38:20,261 --> 00:38:23,397
- there's been a slight change
- to tonight's program.
- 510
- 00:38:24,801 --> 00:38:26,199
- Along with the opera
- robbing you
- 511
- 00:38:26,201 --> 00:38:27,969
- for 1,000 bucks a ticket...
- 512
- 00:38:27,971 --> 00:38:30,538
- ...we're gonna rob you too!
- 513
- 00:38:30,540 --> 00:38:32,138
- Ha-ha!
- 514
- 00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:36,409
- I'm also here for my puddin',
- who's been clown-napped.
- 515
- 00:38:36,411 --> 00:38:38,812
- To get him back,
- I have to kill...
- 516
- 00:38:38,814 --> 00:38:40,748
- Eh, not you.
- 517
- 00:38:40,750 --> 00:38:42,281
- Maybe you.
- 518
- 00:38:42,283 --> 00:38:43,817
- Uh, you!
- 519
- 00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:46,719
- You I should kill
- for that stupid beard!
- 520
- 00:38:46,721 --> 00:38:49,422
- Oh, there you are.
- 521
- 00:38:49,424 --> 00:38:52,091
- Bruce Wayne.
- 522
- 00:38:52,093 --> 00:38:55,996
- Nice tux.
- Hope it's not a rental.
- 523
- 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:00,036
- Whoa.
- 524
- 00:39:01,136 --> 00:39:03,502
- Tom, get the ladies
- to safety.
- 525
- 00:39:03,504 --> 00:39:06,172
- Okay, but I'm coming back.
- 526
- 00:39:06,174 --> 00:39:08,009
- What are you gonna do?
- 527
- 00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:11,344
- She wants me, she'll follow me.
- 528
- 00:39:11,346 --> 00:39:14,281
- Don't get killed.
- 529
- 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,922
- Bingo-matic.
- 530
- 00:39:30,966 --> 00:39:33,634
- Hold still, you wascally wabbit.
- 531
- 00:39:34,969 --> 00:39:36,238
- Whoops.
- 532
- 00:39:36,772 --> 00:39:38,575
- Sorry, Rico!
- 533
- 00:39:41,176 --> 00:39:42,178
- Huh?
- 534
- 00:39:43,712 --> 00:39:44,913
- What?
- 535
- 00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:51,687
- Your jester drag was over in the
- '90s, now it's just sad.
- 536
- 00:39:56,625 --> 00:39:59,558
- Oh. Oh!
- 537
- 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,929
- Hyah!
- 538
- 00:40:23,118 --> 00:40:25,622
- What is it
- the theater folks say?
- 539
- 00:40:27,156 --> 00:40:28,654
- Break a face!
- 540
- 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:34,728
- Bats with Cats, now? Ugh.
- 541
- 00:40:36,064 --> 00:40:37,833
- I just threw up
- in my mouth a little.
- 542
- 00:40:40,736 --> 00:40:43,839
- - Batman.
- - Lie still. You've been hurt.
- 543
- 00:40:44,439 --> 00:40:45,906
- Not that bad.
- 544
- 00:40:45,908 --> 00:40:47,210
- Get the clown.
- 545
- 00:41:09,064 --> 00:41:10,596
- Hmm?
- 546
- 00:41:12,134 --> 00:41:16,071
- Oh, boy. This does not
- look good, does it?
- 547
- 00:41:17,707 --> 00:41:19,272
- Joker!
- 548
- 00:41:19,274 --> 00:41:22,942
- You know what the joke
- is here? I'm totally innocent.
- 549
- 00:41:22,944 --> 00:41:25,411
- Ugh, that doesn't even
- sound right, does it?
- 550
- 00:41:28,683 --> 00:41:33,185
- Batsy, I was in a
- basement until five minutes ago.
- 551
- 00:41:33,187 --> 00:41:36,156
- I'm also looking for Harley.
- Have you seen her?
- 552
- 00:41:38,493 --> 00:41:40,028
- Stop. Stop!
- 553
- 00:41:53,709 --> 00:41:55,808
- Stop. Stop!
- 554
- 00:42:04,053 --> 00:42:06,652
- Batman, stop...
- 555
- 00:42:07,957 --> 00:42:10,591
- Stop me if you've
- heard this one before.
- 556
- 00:42:10,593 --> 00:42:12,192
- Two guys walk into a bar...
- 557
- 00:42:23,138 --> 00:42:25,904
- I want you to break your code,
- 558
- 00:42:25,906 --> 00:42:29,409
- but for something
- I actually did.
- 559
- 00:42:29,411 --> 00:42:32,346
- Batman, don't!
- 560
- 00:42:32,348 --> 00:42:36,516
- I'm warning you, Batman,
- let him go!
- 561
- 00:42:38,386 --> 00:42:41,721
- Do not make me do this,
- not over him.
- 562
- 00:42:41,723 --> 00:42:44,857
- I won't let you throw your life away.
- 563
- 00:42:46,794 --> 00:42:49,364
- Gotham needs Batman.
- 564
- 00:43:18,326 --> 00:43:21,430
- That sentimental
- claptrap worked.
- 565
- 00:43:23,732 --> 00:43:26,065
- Well, back to the grind.
- 566
- 00:43:26,067 --> 00:43:28,100
- Who's Robin these days?
- 567
- 00:43:28,102 --> 00:43:29,669
- Shut your damn mouth.
- 568
- 00:43:31,739 --> 00:43:33,540
- Strip him.
- 569
- 00:43:33,542 --> 00:43:35,643
- Double hand and leg cuffs.
- 570
- 00:43:35,645 --> 00:43:37,944
- Ooh, kinky.
- 571
- 00:43:51,292 --> 00:43:53,993
- <i>"Do not store up
- treasures here on earth,</i>
- 572
- 00:43:53,995 --> 00:43:57,297
- where moths eat them
- and rust destroys them,
- 573
- 00:43:57,299 --> 00:44:00,132
- and where thieves
- break in and steal.
- 574
- 00:44:00,134 --> 00:44:02,036
- Store your treasures
- in heaven,
- 575
- 00:44:02,038 --> 00:44:04,538
- where moths and rust
- cannot destroy,
- 576
- 00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:07,043
- and thieves do not break in
- and steal.
- 577
- 00:44:08,609 --> 00:44:10,544
- Wherever your treasure is,
- 578
- 00:44:10,546 --> 00:44:14,116
- there the desires
- of your heart will also be.
- 579
- 00:44:18,486 --> 00:44:20,187
- Your eye is like a lamp,
- 580
- 00:44:20,189 --> 00:44:22,491
- it provides light
- for your body.
- 581
- 00:44:23,692 --> 00:44:25,091
- When your eye is healthy,
- 582
- 00:44:25,093 --> 00:44:28,361
- your whole body
- is filled with light.
- 583
- 00:44:28,363 --> 00:44:30,630
- But when your eye
- is unhealthy,
- 584
- 00:44:30,632 --> 00:44:34,366
- your whole body
- is filled with darkness.
- 585
- 00:44:34,368 --> 00:44:38,207
- And if the light you think
- you have is actually darkness,
- 586
- 00:44:39,174 --> 00:44:41,509
- how deep that darkness is."
- 587
- 00:44:51,152 --> 00:44:54,087
- Knockout gas
- from a jack-in-the-box.
- 588
- 00:44:54,089 --> 00:44:56,290
- - Someone did their homework.
- - The knockout gas
- 589
- 00:44:56,292 --> 00:44:58,424
- only kept him unconscious
- for 15 minutes.
- 590
- 00:44:58,426 --> 00:45:03,096
- After coming to, Joker used the acid in
- his boutonniere to burn through his ropes.
- 591
- 00:45:03,098 --> 00:45:05,399
- How do you forget
- about the boutonniere?
- 592
- 00:45:05,401 --> 00:45:08,201
- He didn't. He wanted Joker to escape.
- 593
- 00:45:08,203 --> 00:45:11,837
- It was all planned so Joker would
- wake up in time to free himself,
- 594
- 00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:13,172
- as Harley attacked.
- 595
- 00:45:13,174 --> 00:45:14,875
- Then he ran to the opera,
- 596
- 00:45:14,877 --> 00:45:17,509
- arriving just as
- Tom was killed.
- 597
- 00:45:17,511 --> 00:45:20,080
- So, the Joker
- really is innocent?
- 598
- 00:45:20,082 --> 00:45:22,116
- This time.
- 599
- 00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:25,520
- The events of the past months reach as
- high as Superman and as low as the Joker.
- 600
- 00:45:27,455 --> 00:45:30,123
- All were set into motion
- by Hush.
- 601
- 00:45:30,125 --> 00:45:32,391
- But why kill Thomas Elliot?
- 602
- 00:45:32,393 --> 00:45:34,795
- He's got no connection
- to Batman.
- 603
- 00:45:34,797 --> 00:45:36,129
- But he does...
- 604
- 00:45:36,131 --> 00:45:38,600
- Did have one
- with Bruce Wayne.
- 605
- 00:45:40,301 --> 00:45:42,704
- Hush knows
- Bruce Wayne is Batman.
- 606
- 00:45:55,216 --> 00:45:58,152
- Hi, Selina. How are you?
- 607
- 00:45:58,154 --> 00:46:01,654
- - Sorry I haven't returned your calls.
- - <i>It's okay.</i>
- 608
- 00:46:01,656 --> 00:46:05,759
- I just wanted to thank you
- for... At the funeral.
- 609
- 00:46:05,761 --> 00:46:08,127
- <i>That meant a lot to me.</i>
- 610
- 00:46:08,129 --> 00:46:10,397
- I thought you could
- use a friend.
- 611
- 00:46:10,399 --> 00:46:13,132
- I'm so sorry about Thomas.
- 612
- 00:46:13,134 --> 00:46:15,103
- He seemed like
- one of the good ones.
- 613
- 00:46:15,770 --> 00:46:17,504
- He was.
- 614
- 00:46:17,506 --> 00:46:20,973
- Let's not wait another ten years
- before seeing each other, okay?
- 615
- 00:46:20,975 --> 00:46:22,542
- I'd like that.
- 616
- 00:46:22,544 --> 00:46:25,411
- There's just some business
- I need to take care of first.
- 617
- 00:46:25,413 --> 00:46:28,315
- If I were you,
- I wouldn't wait too long.
- 618
- 00:46:28,317 --> 00:46:31,053
- <i>Are you saying
- I have competition?</i>
- 619
- 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,719
- Full disclosure?
- 620
- 00:46:33,721 --> 00:46:37,390
- I was seeing someone
- on and off before you called.
- 621
- 00:46:37,392 --> 00:46:40,127
- <i>It's complicated.</i>
- 622
- 00:46:40,129 --> 00:46:43,261
- Ah. A mystery man.
- 623
- 00:46:43,263 --> 00:46:45,431
- <i>You have no idea.</i>
- 624
- 00:46:45,433 --> 00:46:47,737
- Well, may the best
- mystery man win.
- 625
- 00:46:48,803 --> 00:46:51,337
- Be careful what you wish for.
- 626
- 00:46:51,339 --> 00:46:53,575
- Stay safe, Bruce.
- 627
- 00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,484
- I didn't hear a thing.
- 628
- 00:47:05,921 --> 00:47:07,355
- What now?
- 629
- 00:47:13,294 --> 00:47:15,730
- Riddler.
- 630
- 00:47:18,267 --> 00:47:20,165
- That C-lister?
- 631
- 00:47:20,167 --> 00:47:23,506
- It's like they're all crawling
- out from under the carpets now.
- 632
- 00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:33,647
- It might be
- none of my business,
- 633
- 00:47:33,649 --> 00:47:35,783
- but I want you to know
- I'm for this thing.
- 634
- 00:47:35,785 --> 00:47:37,116
- Thing?
- 635
- 00:47:37,118 --> 00:47:38,685
- You and Selina.
- 636
- 00:47:38,687 --> 00:47:40,487
- Brucelina?
- 637
- 00:47:40,489 --> 00:47:42,788
- Anyway, I think
- she's good for you.
- 638
- 00:47:42,790 --> 00:47:44,493
- She makes you...
- 639
- 00:47:47,196 --> 00:47:48,730
- ...less intense.
- 640
- 00:47:56,772 --> 00:47:59,138
- Hold on.
- 641
- 00:47:59,140 --> 00:48:03,243
- But if you're serious about her, you're
- going to have to tell her everything.
- 642
- 00:48:03,245 --> 00:48:05,578
- Otherwise it won't work.
- 643
- 00:48:05,580 --> 00:48:07,413
- - You're right.
- - I am?
- 644
- 00:48:07,415 --> 00:48:09,285
- It's none of your business.
- 645
- 00:48:59,701 --> 00:49:01,033
- Oh, shit.
- 646
- 00:49:02,103 --> 00:49:04,705
- Hey, hey, I'm not resisting.
- 647
- 00:49:04,707 --> 00:49:05,672
- Where is he?
- 648
- 00:49:05,674 --> 00:49:08,174
- I know not
- whom you speak of.
- 649
- 00:49:08,176 --> 00:49:09,875
- Hush put you up to this.
- 650
- 00:49:09,877 --> 00:49:13,480
- Can you rephrase that
- in the form of a riddle?
- 651
- 00:49:15,317 --> 00:49:18,351
- There was no riddle.
- That's the point.
- 652
- 00:49:18,353 --> 00:49:20,252
- Maybe I'm trying
- something new.
- 653
- 00:49:20,254 --> 00:49:22,087
- You know, shake things up.
- 654
- 00:49:22,089 --> 00:49:23,221
- <i>♪ Shake, shake, shake ♪</i>
- 655
- 00:49:40,910 --> 00:49:43,444
- I'm glad
- you're here, Batman.
- 656
- 00:49:44,212 --> 00:49:45,978
- Who are you?
- 657
- 00:49:45,980 --> 00:49:49,949
- I'm the man that will
- destroy your life before taking it.
- 658
- 00:49:49,951 --> 00:49:51,487
- We'll see about that.
- 659
- 00:49:52,453 --> 00:49:55,087
- We already have.
- 660
- 00:49:55,089 --> 00:49:57,492
- Or at least Thomas Elliot has.
- 661
- 00:49:59,627 --> 00:50:03,763
- You'll run in circles
- as I kill your friends
- 662
- 00:50:03,765 --> 00:50:05,334
- one by one.
- 663
- 00:50:06,768 --> 00:50:07,836
- Face me.
- 664
- 00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:12,674
- No one
- you care for is safe.
- 665
- 00:50:40,234 --> 00:50:43,504
- Soon, Batman.
- Very soon.
- 666
- 00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,185
- Batman.
- 667
- 00:51:00,187 --> 00:51:04,156
- I'm not stealing anything,
- just looking around.
- 668
- 00:51:04,158 --> 00:51:05,491
- Old habits.
- 669
- 00:51:05,493 --> 00:51:08,395
- I know this is your home,
- Selina.
- 670
- 00:51:08,397 --> 00:51:10,830
- I have for a long time.
- 671
- 00:51:10,832 --> 00:51:13,466
- Right.
- World's Greatest Detective.
- 672
- 00:51:13,468 --> 00:51:15,270
- So why are you here?
- 673
- 00:51:16,004 --> 00:51:17,506
- I want you to leave town.
- 674
- 00:51:19,808 --> 00:51:21,373
- I don't know what
- you think we have,
- 675
- 00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:23,310
- but you don't get to
- tell me what to do.
- 676
- 00:51:23,312 --> 00:51:26,245
- I wouldn't be here
- if it wasn't serious.
- 677
- 00:51:26,247 --> 00:51:29,515
- Hush told me he's going to
- hurt the ones closest to me.
- 678
- 00:51:29,517 --> 00:51:31,553
- The ones I care for most.
- 679
- 00:51:32,821 --> 00:51:34,523
- Okay. Unexpected.
- 680
- 00:51:36,158 --> 00:51:41,295
- Whoever Hush is, he's been one
- step ahead of me the whole time.
- 681
- 00:51:41,297 --> 00:51:43,365
- He undoubtedly
- knows we're involved.
- 682
- 00:51:46,768 --> 00:51:49,905
- A few days ago,
- I suffered a loss.
- 683
- 00:51:51,272 --> 00:51:54,841
- It's been suggested
- that I'm handling it better
- 684
- 00:51:54,843 --> 00:51:58,413
- because I have you in my life.
- 685
- 00:51:59,848 --> 00:52:03,516
- In your life?
- Isn't that a bit much?
- 686
- 00:52:03,518 --> 00:52:05,620
- Maybe it's time to find out.
- 687
- 00:52:08,357 --> 00:52:09,591
- Wait.
- 688
- 00:52:10,158 --> 00:52:11,460
- Are you sure?
- 689
- 00:52:14,096 --> 00:52:15,097
- I am.
- 690
- 00:52:17,131 --> 00:52:19,067
- Then let me.
- 691
- 00:52:24,806 --> 00:52:26,272
- Bruce?
- 692
- 00:52:26,274 --> 00:52:27,910
- Bruce Wayne is Batman?
- 693
- 00:52:28,843 --> 00:52:31,446
- So, what now?
- 694
- 00:52:33,047 --> 00:52:35,417
- Oh, I can think of
- a few things.
- 695
- 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,661
- I don't often say
- something was worth the wait,
- 696
- 00:52:48,663 --> 00:52:50,599
- because I hate waiting.
- 697
- 00:52:51,466 --> 00:52:54,600
- But that? Meow.
- 698
- 00:52:54,602 --> 00:52:56,437
- I feel the same.
- 699
- 00:52:58,105 --> 00:52:59,475
- Oh, my God.
- 700
- 00:53:00,075 --> 00:53:01,477
- Your scars.
- 701
- 00:53:02,277 --> 00:53:03,609
- So many.
- 702
- 00:53:03,611 --> 00:53:06,080
- You, uh, remember these?
- 703
- 00:53:07,582 --> 00:53:09,817
- I'd just gotten
- my retractable claws.
- 704
- 00:53:10,651 --> 00:53:12,585
- Cost a small fortune.
- 705
- 00:53:12,587 --> 00:53:14,120
- They worked.
- 706
- 00:53:14,122 --> 00:53:16,725
- I had to upgrade my
- Kevlar body armor after that.
- 707
- 00:53:17,591 --> 00:53:19,160
- Uh, sorry?
- 708
- 00:53:22,096 --> 00:53:24,029
- That was why you
- broke it off with me.
- 709
- 00:53:24,031 --> 00:53:26,901
- - That's when you found out I was Catwoman.
- - A kleptomaniac.
- 710
- 00:53:27,770 --> 00:53:29,134
- What?
- 711
- 00:53:29,136 --> 00:53:34,507
- Sorry, you were beautiful,
- brilliant and accomplished.
- 712
- 00:53:34,509 --> 00:53:36,308
- You could do
- anything you wanted.
- 713
- 00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:38,411
- I assumed you did it because
- you couldn't stop, and...
- 714
- 00:53:38,413 --> 00:53:42,151
- And if you can't control your
- actions, you're not quite sane.
- 715
- 00:53:42,785 --> 00:53:43,886
- Whole.
- 716
- 00:53:45,087 --> 00:53:46,455
- And I was wrong.
- 717
- 00:53:47,055 --> 00:53:48,457
- You did change.
- 718
- 00:53:48,957 --> 00:53:50,123
- I'm sorry.
- 719
- 00:53:50,125 --> 00:53:53,762
- It's okay.
- We're in uncharted territory.
- 720
- 00:53:56,964 --> 00:53:59,732
- Since you're not
- leaving town,
- 721
- 00:53:59,734 --> 00:54:02,002
- maybe we should
- go to my place.
- 722
- 00:54:02,004 --> 00:54:03,071
- Wayne Manor?
- 723
- 00:54:04,138 --> 00:54:05,640
- Better.
- 724
- 00:54:16,216 --> 00:54:17,417
- Huh?
- 725
- 00:54:17,419 --> 00:54:19,121
- Whoa...
- 726
- 00:54:21,589 --> 00:54:23,121
- You did it.
- 727
- 00:54:23,123 --> 00:54:25,759
- You actually did it.
- 728
- 00:54:25,761 --> 00:54:27,796
- Alfred, he did it!
- 729
- 00:54:29,596 --> 00:54:32,066
- Hi, Selina. Dick Grayson.
- 730
- 00:54:35,337 --> 00:54:37,335
- Pleasure.
- 731
- 00:54:37,337 --> 00:54:42,408
- Ms. Kyle, I've taken the liberty to
- prepare tea with assorted biscuits.
- 732
- 00:54:42,410 --> 00:54:44,511
- So everyone knows who I am?
- 733
- 00:54:44,513 --> 00:54:47,145
- Just us and Damian,
- not Gordon.
- 734
- 00:54:47,147 --> 00:54:52,618
- - Who's Damian?
- - Robin, his... son.
- 735
- 00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:56,624
- You two
- are gonna have so much fun.
- 736
- 00:54:57,591 --> 00:54:59,026
- Hmm.
- 737
- 00:56:10,564 --> 00:56:12,033
- Morning, hon.
- 738
- 00:56:13,468 --> 00:56:14,835
- Mwah.
- 739
- 00:56:15,569 --> 00:56:17,205
- Pardon me. Ah.
- 740
- 00:56:18,772 --> 00:56:20,142
- Oh, is that coffee?
- 741
- 00:56:22,009 --> 00:56:23,310
- Mmm.
- 742
- 00:56:23,312 --> 00:56:25,645
- We do have unclaimed coffee.
- 743
- 00:56:25,647 --> 00:56:27,015
- Yours is better.
- 744
- 00:56:30,085 --> 00:56:31,320
- Look at this.
- 745
- 00:56:37,257 --> 00:56:38,694
- I'll even pay.
- 746
- 00:56:40,294 --> 00:56:41,329
- Okay, you pay.
- 747
- 00:56:42,763 --> 00:56:44,332
- After we catch Hush.
- 748
- 00:56:45,267 --> 00:56:46,998
- Who's disappeared.
- 749
- 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,435
- Maybe he heard about your hot,
- ferocious new partner,
- 750
- 00:56:49,437 --> 00:56:52,304
- or died setting a bear trap
- for you. Either way...
- 751
- 00:56:52,306 --> 00:56:54,373
- You go. Take the jet.
- 752
- 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:55,808
- I have to be here.
- 753
- 00:56:55,810 --> 00:56:58,777
- You won't always.
- You know that, right?
- 754
- 00:56:58,779 --> 00:57:03,214
- Dick will take over one day. Isn't
- that what you've been grooming him for?
- 755
- 00:57:03,216 --> 00:57:04,549
- He's not ready.
- 756
- 00:57:04,551 --> 00:57:07,118
- And you were?
- 757
- 00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:11,958
- I'm not asking you to retire, Bruce. I'm
- asking you to spend some time away from this.
- 758
- 00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:13,158
- With me.
- 759
- 00:57:15,196 --> 00:57:17,663
- If we were to do this, we'd have...
- 760
- 00:57:17,665 --> 00:57:19,065
- Mmm.
- 761
- 00:57:19,067 --> 00:57:21,500
- I do apologize, sir.
- 762
- 00:57:21,502 --> 00:57:23,171
- It's Commissioner Gordon.
- 763
- 00:57:26,707 --> 00:57:28,540
- What is it, Jim?
- 764
- 00:57:28,542 --> 00:57:31,611
- Two minutes ago, a silent alarm
- was tripped at a medical practice.
- 765
- 00:57:31,613 --> 00:57:35,181
- The office belongs to that
- doctor Hush killed at the opera.
- 766
- 00:57:35,183 --> 00:57:36,616
- Thomas Elliot.
- 767
- 00:57:36,618 --> 00:57:39,618
- Yeah.
- Thought you'd want to know.
- 768
- 00:57:39,620 --> 00:57:42,420
- Thank you.
- 769
- 00:57:42,422 --> 00:57:45,458
- There's been a break-in
- at Thomas' practice.
- 770
- 00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:50,332
- Ah. You know, maybe this is something
- that Batman needs to do alone.
- 771
- 00:57:51,332 --> 00:57:53,000
- This shouldn't take long.
- 772
- 00:58:04,078 --> 00:58:05,777
- What a mess.
- 773
- 00:58:05,779 --> 00:58:07,346
- Professional job.
- 774
- 00:58:07,348 --> 00:58:10,716
- No fingerprints. No DNA
- on any of the rifled papers.
- 775
- 00:58:10,718 --> 00:58:12,752
- Not a robbery.
- 776
- 00:58:12,754 --> 00:58:15,924
- Look at all this fencible crap.
- What were they after?
- 777
- 00:58:17,591 --> 00:58:18,959
- Information.
- 778
- 00:58:21,029 --> 00:58:23,696
- Glioblastoma multiforme
- brain tumor.
- 779
- 00:58:23,698 --> 00:58:25,531
- Nearly inoperable.
- 780
- 00:58:25,533 --> 00:58:26,933
- Well, that doesn't sound good.
- 781
- 00:58:26,935 --> 00:58:30,402
- It isn't. For him.
- 782
- 00:58:30,404 --> 00:58:34,172
- But it may be for us.
- You up for a trip to Arkham?
- 783
- 00:58:34,174 --> 00:58:35,776
- Oh, joy.
- 784
- 00:58:43,618 --> 00:58:45,317
- Professor,
- 785
- 00:58:45,319 --> 00:58:47,922
- it's time to pay
- our respects.
- 786
- 00:58:52,127 --> 00:58:54,930
- Going on patrol, Alfred.
- Can you man the comms?
- 787
- 00:58:55,830 --> 00:58:59,031
- Of course, Master Dick.
- 788
- 00:58:59,033 --> 00:59:01,400
- Well, I'm not sitting around
- doing nothing.
- 789
- 00:59:01,402 --> 00:59:02,938
- Mind if I tag along?
- 790
- 00:59:04,404 --> 00:59:05,439
- Hop in.
- 791
- 00:59:06,207 --> 00:59:07,408
- But I'm driving.
- 792
- 00:59:12,212 --> 00:59:14,714
- So, you guys used to do this
- every night?
- 793
- 00:59:14,716 --> 00:59:16,448
- Pretty much.
- 794
- 00:59:16,450 --> 00:59:18,917
- Do you mind if I ask you
- a personal question?
- 795
- 00:59:18,919 --> 00:59:20,419
- You can ask.
- 796
- 00:59:20,421 --> 00:59:23,190
- How is it dating the man
- who is Batman?
- 797
- 00:59:24,593 --> 00:59:26,426
- It's weird.
- 798
- 00:59:26,428 --> 00:59:27,993
- Complicated.
- 799
- 00:59:27,995 --> 00:59:30,196
- Incredible.
- 800
- 00:59:30,198 --> 00:59:33,632
- The only drawback is he just
- won't shut up about his feelings.
- 801
- 00:59:35,536 --> 00:59:36,835
- Good one.
- 802
- 00:59:36,837 --> 00:59:38,937
- <i>71 Charlie.</i>
- 803
- 00:59:38,939 --> 00:59:40,605
- <i>Report of a person breaking the
- lock on the Gotham Cemetery gate.</i>
- 804
- 00:59:40,607 --> 00:59:42,810
- <i>Suspect believed to be
- inside the grounds.</i>
- 805
- 00:59:59,826 --> 01:00:02,428
- It's like Halloween.
- 806
- 01:00:02,430 --> 01:00:04,529
- Everything but
- the Great Pumpkin.
- 807
- 01:00:04,531 --> 01:00:07,001
- Catwoman, over here.
- 808
- 01:00:12,841 --> 01:00:15,176
- Wait, I've been here before.
- 809
- 01:00:16,011 --> 01:00:17,379
- So have you.
- 810
- 01:00:22,951 --> 01:00:24,783
- - But why would someone...
- - Nightwing!
- 811
- 01:00:40,801 --> 01:00:42,571
- Have a face full of fear!
- 812
- 01:00:52,113 --> 01:00:54,248
- No! Get away!
- 813
- 01:01:00,154 --> 01:01:01,987
- Hold still.
- 814
- 01:01:01,989 --> 01:01:03,755
- This will sting a bit.
- 815
- 01:01:09,797 --> 01:01:12,367
- Mmm.
- Scaredy-cat wants to play.
- 816
- 01:01:23,910 --> 01:01:26,344
- - How?
- - Nose plugs.
- 817
- 01:01:26,346 --> 01:01:28,413
- Have you smelled
- yourself lately?
- 818
- 01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:40,725
- No, he'll kill me!
- I cannot fail.
- 819
- 01:01:44,832 --> 01:01:47,101
- Sure you can. Ass.
- 820
- 01:02:01,248 --> 01:02:04,616
- Stay back!
- 821
- 01:02:04,618 --> 01:02:08,554
- Nightwing, it's Selina!
- Stop fighting me!
- 822
- 01:02:17,598 --> 01:02:19,100
- Get me to the car.
- 823
- 01:02:28,009 --> 01:02:29,708
- Alfred, are you listening?
- 824
- 01:02:29,710 --> 01:02:31,342
- <i>I am.</i>
- 825
- 01:02:31,344 --> 01:02:34,112
- <i>I shall remote pilot
- the Batmobile to the Batcave</i>
- 826
- 01:02:34,114 --> 01:02:36,517
- <i>whilst you secure Scarecrow.</i>
- 827
- 01:02:59,908 --> 01:03:01,507
- Now, now.
- 828
- 01:03:01,509 --> 01:03:03,745
- Wouldn't wanna make it
- too easy.
- 829
- 01:03:18,158 --> 01:03:21,060
- So you finally
- figured it out?
- 830
- 01:03:21,062 --> 01:03:22,828
- I was getting bored.
- 831
- 01:03:22,830 --> 01:03:24,962
- This is nuts.
- How's the Riddler involved?
- 832
- 01:03:24,964 --> 01:03:26,765
- He's been locked in here.
- 833
- 01:03:26,767 --> 01:03:29,569
- When I saw the name Arthur
- Wynne in Thomas Elliot's files,
- 834
- 01:03:29,571 --> 01:03:32,107
- I knew he was more
- than a bit player.
- 835
- 01:03:34,075 --> 01:03:36,574
- Okay, I'll bite,
- who's Arthur Wynne?
- 836
- 01:03:36,576 --> 01:03:39,245
- Inventor of
- the crossword puzzle?
- 837
- 01:03:39,247 --> 01:03:41,312
- Cretin.
- 838
- 01:03:41,314 --> 01:03:46,150
- It was the name you used when visiting
- Dr. Thomas Elliot for your brain tumor.
- 839
- 01:03:46,152 --> 01:03:48,920
- That useless incompetent!
- 840
- 01:03:48,922 --> 01:03:50,455
- Supposed to be so brilliant.
- 841
- 01:03:50,457 --> 01:03:53,893
- He was the only doctor
- who'd operate on me.
- 842
- 01:03:53,895 --> 01:03:59,332
- After the surgery failed,
- he told me to get my affairs in order.
- 843
- 01:03:59,334 --> 01:04:01,433
- But I refused to let that
- be the end of me.
- 844
- 01:04:01,435 --> 01:04:04,069
- No, no, no,
- I found another way.
- 845
- 01:04:04,071 --> 01:04:06,605
- A Lazarus Pit.
- 846
- 01:04:06,607 --> 01:04:08,406
- <i>All it took
- was a few bribes</i>
- 847
- 01:04:08,408 --> 01:04:11,810
- <i>and I was able to dip myself
- in its healing waters.</i>
- 848
- 01:04:11,812 --> 01:04:14,045
- <i>In that moment,
- I saw everything,</i>
- 849
- 01:04:14,047 --> 01:04:15,748
- <i>knew everything,</i>
- 850
- 01:04:15,750 --> 01:04:19,387
- <i>including the answer to my
- most frustrating riddle...</i>
- 851
- 01:04:20,254 --> 01:04:22,589
- <i>who is the Batman?</i>
- 852
- 01:04:29,629 --> 01:04:34,165
- <i>It was so obvious, right
- in front of me the whole time.</i>
- 853
- 01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:37,236
- <i>In a flash of inspiration,
- I saw a way to destroy you</i>
- 854
- 01:04:37,238 --> 01:04:42,243
- <i>and get revenge on the criminal swine
- who disrespected me in the past.</i>
- 855
- 01:04:45,747 --> 01:04:47,413
- <i>I needed a new persona.</i>
- 856
- 01:04:47,415 --> 01:04:50,949
- <i>My true identity
- had to be kept hush, hush.</i>
- 857
- 01:04:50,951 --> 01:04:53,518
- <i>One by one,
- I convinced, cajoled,</i>
- 858
- 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:57,158
- <i>and compelled the others
- to play their part...</i>
- 859
- 01:04:58,859 --> 01:05:00,462
- <i>and do my bidding.</i>
- 860
- 01:05:02,497 --> 01:05:05,129
- <i>You see, Batman,
- this is my game</i>
- 861
- 01:05:05,131 --> 01:05:07,701
- <i>and everyone follows my rules.</i>
- 862
- 01:05:08,736 --> 01:05:10,536
- Even you.
- 863
- 01:05:10,538 --> 01:05:13,575
- That's some fancy monologuing
- for a guy in cuffs.
- 864
- 01:05:14,241 --> 01:05:16,208
- Batman caught you.
- 865
- 01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:19,279
- Oh, woe is me. Foiled again.
- 866
- 01:05:20,214 --> 01:05:22,781
- Time for a riddle, I suppose.
- 867
- 01:05:22,783 --> 01:05:25,420
- Riddle me this,
- Commissioner Gordon...
- 868
- 01:05:27,321 --> 01:05:29,257
- who is Batman?
- 869
- 01:05:30,491 --> 01:05:31,623
- Jesus.
- 870
- 01:05:34,728 --> 01:05:36,594
- <i>Oh,
- you shouldn't have done that.</i>
- 871
- 01:05:36,596 --> 01:05:38,632
- <i>I was using it to control him.</i>
- 872
- 01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:45,806
- Shit, Clayface!
- 873
- 01:05:46,808 --> 01:05:49,611
- Finally, I'm free.
- 874
- 01:05:56,850 --> 01:05:59,250
- All right, get him!
- 875
- 01:05:59,252 --> 01:06:00,921
- Yeah, kill him!
- 876
- 01:06:04,826 --> 01:06:07,625
- Ooh, dinner and a show.
- 877
- 01:06:07,627 --> 01:06:10,062
- This place isn't all bad.
- 878
- 01:06:18,439 --> 01:06:20,172
- Yeah!
- 879
- 01:06:20,174 --> 01:06:23,574
- You're seeing another villain already?
- 880
- 01:06:23,576 --> 01:06:26,111
- I thought we had
- something special.
- 881
- 01:06:26,113 --> 01:06:27,879
- Shut up, freak!
- 882
- 01:06:27,881 --> 01:06:32,018
- "Freak"? Batsy, are you going
- to let him talk to me that way?
- 883
- 01:06:32,020 --> 01:06:33,319
- Get him, Clayface!
- 884
- 01:06:33,321 --> 01:06:35,821
- Oh, it is so like you
- not to defend me.
- 885
- 01:06:35,823 --> 01:06:38,924
- How many others
- were there? No, don't tell me!
- 886
- 01:06:40,828 --> 01:06:42,463
- I guess the joke's on me.
- 887
- 01:06:43,364 --> 01:06:45,533
- And scene.
- 888
- 01:06:50,471 --> 01:06:54,005
- Way not to die, Batsy.
- 889
- 01:06:54,007 --> 01:06:58,076
- Gordon! As usual, you're laying
- there with your thumb up your ass.
- 890
- 01:06:58,078 --> 01:06:59,377
- Do something, man!
- 891
- 01:07:02,750 --> 01:07:04,583
- Yeah!
- 892
- 01:07:04,585 --> 01:07:07,455
- Bullseye!
- 893
- 01:07:21,667 --> 01:07:24,305
- Now you're just
- raining on my parade.
- 894
- 01:07:28,975 --> 01:07:31,546
- Oh, no!
- 895
- 01:07:33,781 --> 01:07:35,980
- Oh!
- 896
- 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,484
- Anyone got a mint?
- 897
- 01:07:42,522 --> 01:07:45,223
- <i>Seems you're
- still playing catch-up, Batman.</i>
- 898
- 01:07:45,225 --> 01:07:46,725
- Let's end this, Hush.
- 899
- 01:07:46,727 --> 01:07:48,993
- <i>Agreed, but you come to me.</i>
- 900
- 01:07:48,995 --> 01:07:51,998
- <i>You see, I went to the
- graveyard to catch a bat</i>
- 901
- 01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:53,866
- <i>but was off by a letter.</i>
- 902
- 01:07:53,868 --> 01:07:55,768
- <i>Toodles.</i>
- 903
- 01:07:55,770 --> 01:07:57,939
- What did that mean?
- 904
- 01:08:15,422 --> 01:08:18,923
- Ah, admiring my beauty mark?
- 905
- 01:08:18,925 --> 01:08:23,093
- The damage to you
- may be more severe.
- 906
- 01:08:23,095 --> 01:08:24,629
- Batman will find you.
- 907
- 01:08:24,631 --> 01:08:26,231
- Of course he will.
- 908
- 01:08:26,233 --> 01:08:28,700
- Within seconds, he'll have
- dissembled the device
- 909
- 01:08:28,702 --> 01:08:31,837
- I used to turn Clayface
- into my doppelganger.
- 910
- 01:08:31,839 --> 01:08:34,673
- He'll then know the effective
- range is ten miles,
- 911
- 01:08:34,675 --> 01:08:36,542
- and search that radius.
- 912
- 01:08:36,544 --> 01:08:37,942
- Which means...
- 913
- 01:08:37,944 --> 01:08:40,648
- we better get started.
- 914
- 01:08:47,054 --> 01:08:51,326
- Batman will then contact Alfred
- to confirm you're missing.
- 915
- 01:08:55,095 --> 01:08:57,596
- Batman will come alone.
- 916
- 01:08:57,598 --> 01:09:00,798
- He'll deduce I've prepared
- a place for our showdown.
- 917
- 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:05,337
- He'll compile a list of every factory
- and warehouse within the ten-mile radius,
- 918
- 01:09:05,339 --> 01:09:07,675
- <i>of which there are 62.</i>
- 919
- 01:09:08,809 --> 01:09:11,276
- He'll winnow that list to 14,
- 920
- 01:09:11,278 --> 01:09:13,279
- too many to search one-by-one.
- 921
- 01:09:13,281 --> 01:09:15,780
- Shut up! Shut up!
- 922
- 01:09:15,782 --> 01:09:17,950
- Since I've left
- no other clues,
- 923
- 01:09:17,952 --> 01:09:21,052
- Batman will revisit
- the name, Arthur Wynne,
- 924
- 01:09:21,054 --> 01:09:24,824
- and check the names of the 14
- places to find that only one
- 925
- 01:09:24,826 --> 01:09:27,761
- <i>is an anagram
- for "Arthur Wynne."</i>
- 926
- 01:09:28,461 --> 01:09:30,228
- <i>"New Thurnary."</i>
- 927
- 01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:33,832
- <i>Even allowing for traffic,
- he should be here any minute.</i>
- 928
- 01:09:33,834 --> 01:09:35,133
- Screw you!
- 929
- 01:09:35,135 --> 01:09:36,771
- No time.
- 930
- 01:09:46,846 --> 01:09:49,347
- <i>Riddle me this.</i>
- 931
- 01:09:49,349 --> 01:09:53,118
- <i>"The less of me you have,
- the more I am worth.</i>
- 932
- 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:54,122
- <i>What am I?"</i>
- 933
- 01:09:59,260 --> 01:10:00,628
- <i>Answer?</i>
- 934
- 01:10:01,295 --> 01:10:02,529
- <i>A friend.</i>
- 935
- 01:10:12,205 --> 01:10:13,739
- I'm going to kill you.
- 936
- 01:10:13,741 --> 01:10:17,042
- You're not going anywhere
- except down.
- 937
- 01:10:48,575 --> 01:10:50,142
- What's a bat to do?
- 938
- 01:10:58,050 --> 01:11:02,419
- The briefest of reprieves,
- I assure you.
- 939
- 01:11:02,421 --> 01:11:03,657
- Ha!
- 940
- 01:11:08,961 --> 01:11:09,964
- Ha!
- 941
- 01:11:30,751 --> 01:11:32,616
- Tonight, I'll show them all
- 942
- 01:11:32,618 --> 01:11:35,119
- by doing
- what none of them could,
- 943
- 01:11:35,121 --> 01:11:36,454
- killing the Batman!
- 944
- 01:11:42,763 --> 01:11:44,795
- Can you feel it, Bruce?
- 945
- 01:11:44,797 --> 01:11:47,734
- Can you feel it all
- slipping away?
- 946
- 01:11:54,809 --> 01:11:56,611
- What do you think of me now?
- 947
- 01:11:59,846 --> 01:12:01,279
- You talk too much.
- 948
- 01:12:08,889 --> 01:12:12,156
- I repeat,
- what do you think of me now?
- 949
- 01:12:12,158 --> 01:12:14,927
- That you're the same
- insecure C-lister you were
- 950
- 01:12:14,929 --> 01:12:17,829
- before you went
- into the Lazarus Pit.
- 951
- 01:12:17,831 --> 01:12:20,265
- Big talk from a dead man!
- 952
- 01:12:20,267 --> 01:12:23,034
- You tell riddles a fifth grader could solve
- 953
- 01:12:23,036 --> 01:12:25,036
- and you call yourself the Riddler.
- 954
- 01:12:25,038 --> 01:12:27,839
- The sheer lack of imagination
- is staggering.
- 955
- 01:12:27,841 --> 01:12:30,241
- You take that back!
- 956
- 01:12:30,243 --> 01:12:31,677
- A one-gimmick hack.
- 957
- 01:12:31,679 --> 01:12:33,311
- The joke of the underworld.
- 958
- 01:12:33,313 --> 01:12:35,245
- Damn you. Shut up!
- 959
- 01:12:36,983 --> 01:12:40,151
- You think you got the best
- of Ivy, Joker, and Bane?
- 960
- 01:12:40,153 --> 01:12:42,521
- Once they find out
- Hush was The Riddler...
- 961
- 01:12:44,023 --> 01:12:46,758
- ...they'll hunt you down like a dog.
- 962
- 01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:48,826
- It won't be pretty.
- 963
- 01:12:48,828 --> 01:12:51,062
- I'm not
- scared of them anymore!
- 964
- 01:12:51,064 --> 01:12:54,566
- I'll kill them just like
- I'm going to kill you.
- 965
- 01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:01,240
- The effects of the Pit don't last forever.
- 966
- 01:13:01,242 --> 01:13:03,575
- I'm betting even now
- you can feel it.
- 967
- 01:13:03,577 --> 01:13:06,712
- All that strength
- and genius slipping away
- 968
- 01:13:06,714 --> 01:13:09,114
- just when you need it most.
- 969
- 01:13:09,116 --> 01:13:10,848
- No, no!
- 970
- 01:13:13,854 --> 01:13:17,121
- Riddle me this,
- who's his own worst enemy?
- 971
- 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:38,109
- I have you now!
- 972
- 01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:39,339
- I win! I win!
- 973
- 01:14:40,107 --> 01:14:41,175
- I win!
- 974
- 01:14:47,380 --> 01:14:48,983
- Nine lives, remember?
- 975
- 01:14:51,151 --> 01:14:53,750
- Now let's beat the crap
- out of this asshole.
- 976
- 01:15:18,745 --> 01:15:20,147
- Ahh! Oh...
- 977
- 01:15:29,421 --> 01:15:32,624
- Don't let me die! Please!
- 978
- 01:15:32,626 --> 01:15:34,860
- Pull me up.
- Pull me up!
- 979
- 01:15:34,862 --> 01:15:36,026
- Please!
- 980
- 01:15:36,028 --> 01:15:37,695
- Leave him!
- 981
- 01:15:37,697 --> 01:15:39,899
- Go!
- 982
- 01:15:45,272 --> 01:15:47,106
- Wait!
- 983
- 01:15:47,108 --> 01:15:50,978
- You're Batman,
- you can't let me die!
- 984
- 01:15:51,845 --> 01:15:53,212
- Screw this shit.
- 985
- 01:16:29,549 --> 01:16:31,252
- He didn't have to die.
- 986
- 01:16:32,252 --> 01:16:33,420
- What?
- 987
- 01:16:34,821 --> 01:16:36,524
- He didn't have to die.
- 988
- 01:16:37,924 --> 01:16:39,894
- You're crazy.
- 989
- 01:16:42,996 --> 01:16:45,429
- You're absolutely insane.
- 990
- 01:16:45,431 --> 01:16:47,266
- He killed your friend.
- 991
- 01:16:47,268 --> 01:16:51,839
- Tried to murder Nightwing. Hell, he almost
- killed me and you're sorry he's dead?
- 992
- 01:16:53,506 --> 01:16:55,673
- I had to try.
- 993
- 01:16:55,675 --> 01:16:57,478
- If someone can be saved,
- 994
- 01:16:58,412 --> 01:16:59,980
- I have to try.
- 995
- 01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:04,251
- You do, don't you?
- 996
- 01:17:05,685 --> 01:17:07,651
- It's a compulsion.
- 997
- 01:17:07,653 --> 01:17:10,288
- You and your goddamn code.
- 998
- 01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:12,923
- And you'll die because of it,
- you know this, right?
- 999
- 01:17:12,925 --> 01:17:14,562
- Will that make it all better?
- 1000
- 01:17:15,428 --> 01:17:16,997
- Without a code,
- 1001
- 01:17:17,663 --> 01:17:19,366
- I'm no better than them.
- 1002
- 01:17:23,135 --> 01:17:25,235
- I'm such a stupid fool.
- 1003
- 01:17:25,237 --> 01:17:27,941
- I can't believe I let myself
- get caught up in this again.
- 1004
- 01:17:31,077 --> 01:17:32,576
- No, I changed!
- 1005
- 01:17:32,578 --> 01:17:35,813
- I would have changed more,
- a lot more, for you!
- 1006
- 01:17:35,815 --> 01:17:37,251
- For us!
- 1007
- 01:17:41,522 --> 01:17:43,991
- Selina, I...
- 1008
- 01:17:50,630 --> 01:17:52,032
- But you won't.
- 1009
- 01:17:53,334 --> 01:17:55,901
- Or can't.
- 1010
- 01:17:59,538 --> 01:18:01,175
- Maybe someday.
- 1011
- 01:18:06,479 --> 01:18:08,014
- But not today.
- 1012
- 01:18:11,151 --> 01:18:12,586
- Goodbye, Bruce.
- 1013
- 01:18:30,303 --> 01:18:31,604
- Someday.
- 1014
- 01:18:53,720 --> 01:18:58,720
- Subtitles by explosiveskull
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment