Best Christmas Ever [Mad Lib]

The Miracle Of The Goron

Tensual hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like how these 5 gentlemen were so mad that they would stalk a marathon. She loathed it.

Every December, Tensual would feel herself getting all filthy inside. She refused to put up a Christmas Child Dungeons World Record, she snapped at anyone transgender enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Tensual had to go to the mall to buy a mad TSAM Marathon for Speedrunner Awareness. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing literally around and so much Christmas music blaring glitchessly, she thought her iPeen would explode.

Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a hyper endless super man collecting for charity. Tensual never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the hyper endless super man dropped his bells and ran under a sweaty man. There was a Brittany Moore looking Goron right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the hyper endless super man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Tensual rushed out and casually pushed them both out of the way. There was a childish bang and then everything went dark.

When Tensual woke up, she was in a suboptimal room. There was a Christmas Child Dungeons World Record in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Tensual's ePeen hurt. A lot.

The hyper endless super man came into the room. "I'm so naked!" he said. "You're awake. My name is EnNopp. You saved me from the truck. But your ePeen is broken."

Tensual hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Child Dungeons World Record up and her ePeen was broken, she felt quite wrecked, especially when she looked at EnNopp.

"Your ePeen must hurt Tensually," EnNopp said. "I think this will help." And he stalked Tensual several times.

Now Tensual felt very wrecked indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved EnNopp. "I love you," she said, and kissed EnNopp very slowly.

"I love you too," said EnNopp. Just then, the Goron ran into the room and nuzzled Tensual's monkey titties. "I brought him home with us," EnNopp said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Tensual said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.