Lincoln, Luna, Lynn, Lori, Lola, and Lynn Sr. were all sad n shit, roasting away in their shitty aunt’s pad of cats (nuff said) when they come to a sudden realization!

“Oh, my GOD! We’ve been hoodwinked by our con artist sluts!” said Lynn Sr., referring to not only his wife, mind you.

“Sweet Lord almighty, you’re right! But what are we gonna do about this!”

“We’re going to swim over to their stinking boat and plow them with our oversized dicks until they- Wait, you already know this...uhh...who said that?” Lynn Sr. inquired, with another fancy word following “inquired”.

“Uuhhh…I did.”

“DAMMIT EPSILON! Who said that?!?!”

Fine, fine, god. It was Lori who said the two lines that weren’t the father’s!

“That’s Lynn Sr. to you, good sir!”

Now that we’re done with that, we gotta get this done within the next 17 minutes or we’ll have to cut to a empty word!

“EGADS, YOU’RE RIGHT!” he screamed so that  the words after this one became mdjueld haskce.

“So, back to the topic of getting rid of my morning wood from these fine ladies.” Lincoln said, causing the other girls to blush and pat his head. “How are we gonna fuck them if only two of us have dicks?”

“Well, if you want to bring logic into this story, so be it. We’ll have to use our patented Loud House special!” Lynn Sr. shouted to the sky.

And so the Loud House special was performed, which I was too freaking lazy to actually say what it was and just skipped to the sexy transgender parts! That was when the sisters began to sprout 12 inch schlongs for all to see, causing the cats to all roll over and masturbate by how so freaking hot it all was!

“Now that we’ve angered almost all of Tumblr, let’s go teach those skanks some manners!”

And, to make this even more lazy, we’re just gonna take a hop skip and a jump all the way over to wherever the hell this is taking place. On the boat, the lucky ones all just happened to be laying stomach first in their chairs on the cruise ship, the perfect position to where the remaninng guys or something landed onto each sister, shot eye beams out of their eyes to rip their clothes off, and plunged their pipe cleaners straight into their anuses! I wouldn’t donethe baby factories, but I like to think I’;m better than that lol.

“AVANTI SAVOIA!” LINCOLN SHOUTED ALONG WITH ME!!! ….Wait, what does that even mean? “I DON”T KNOW!”

Eehhh, good point. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The five transgender, or was it six, or were they even transgender, idc, kept on their sexual assa~~~~~ERROR~~~~ consensual love making, they all miraculously felt the need to burst at the exact same time. And so they did, to which they all pulled out with a pop that created tidal waves that rippled all around the boat, destroying every city they crashed into, BUT WHO CARES?!

“Our work heere is done, boys.” Lynn Sr. said with pride as he stood with his hands on his hips and a foot over his slain wife. They all then jumped into the air and pulled massive Superman shit on all of us and crashed head first into the moon, obliterating it entirely. And, because we ARE using logic here, the tides were all gone…..just…..gone. And so the family was stranded forever! Their comeppuance for daring to defy Lynn Sr, Lincoln, Luna, Ahhh you know who they are, has finally come.

Oh! And for Lana especially! TERRMITES GO IN THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!