[S] Lavira: Teach Them a Lesson

DM
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"Ugh, okay, if that's how you want to be."
callousCraftswoman
"Good. I'd rather not allow myself to stoop to such depraved lows."
I keep my hand on my blade's hilt as I begin to walk away
I keep my eyes on the trio while I do so
DM
"I mean, we told you some secret stuff though, and I can't have you tipping off the empress."
callousCraftswoman
"I don't care about any of this. I never did. I only care about earning the fame and glory I so deeply crave."
"I never cared from who I received it, so long as they didn't want me dead"
DM
"Well, now you have two parties who want you dead. Congratulations."
callousCraftswoman
"Oh really now?"
I turn around, ready my blade, and immediately charge forward at the goldblood
DM
The goldblood takes out a gun, the fudgeblood a rapier, and the teal a dagger.
Roll Initiative
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [17+3] : {20}
DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [17+2] : {19}
DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [10+2] : {12}
DM
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [17+2] : {19}
DM
you go first, barely
callousCraftswoman
I lunge for the goldblood. The gun could be my undoing
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [9+5] : {14}
DM
hit
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d6+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+3) [2+3] : {5}
DM
Minor?
callousCraftswoman
I attempt to briefly intimidate the group
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+1) [18+1] : {19}
DM
you pass all of their WILLs
gg
callousCraftswoman
"You will all regret this mistake --dearly--. But rejoice, for your cadavers will surely make wonderful masterpieces once I am done with you"
end turn
DM
The goldblood goes the shooty thing
!roll 1d20+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+3) [6+3] : {9}
DM
and misses
The tealblood runs up, and by runs up i mean stays where he is, because you're within range and stabbystabbys you
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [7+2] : {9}
DM
also a miss
and the last one tries to slice you
!roll 2#1d20
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20) [13] : {13}
DM
and again
a miss
jeez these guys
your turn
callousCraftswoman
I slice at the tendons in the goldblood's wrist. An artist needs her paint, and a dueler needs to disable her opponents
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [17+5] : {22}
DM
hit
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d6+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+3) [5+3] : {8}
DM
As you cut the tendons, he keels over, and then collapses on the spot. FATALITY.
callousCraftswoman
I prepare to counter the next attack made by the fudge blood
end turn
DM
The fugdeblood comes up with the rapier, and slices at you.
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [4+2] : {6}
callousCraftswoman
I counter!
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [14+5] : {19}
DM
well
counter successful
make an attack at half damage
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d3+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d3+2) [1+2] : {3}
DM
welp
you slice him across the cheek, cutting him but not really damaging him *that* much.
The tealblood comes up, and does the stabbystab thing
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [14+2] : {16}
callousCraftswoman
hit
DM
!roll 1d6+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+2) [5+2] : {7}
DM
The tealblood just backs up thirty feet.
End turn
it is
callousCraftswoman
I slice at the fudgeblood. A weakened opponent is the ideal portrait.
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [16+5] : {21}
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d6+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+3) [3+3] : {6}
DM
The fudgeblood is just barely hanging in there.
callousCraftswoman
well, then, I may as well finish him with a simple punch
!roll 1d20
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20) [15] : {15}
DM
hit
callousCraftswoman
1 damage + 0 mod
DM
That finishes him off.
Your punch connects with his face, sending him flying backward. FATALITY.
DM
Your turn, the teal blood is five feet away.
callousCraftswoman
I attempt to cut the teal blood's tendons in their wrist to disable them like the gold blood
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [6+5] : {11}
DM
Miss.
callousCraftswoman
I attempt to intimidate the teal blood
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+1) [10+1] : {11}
DM
He is thoroughly intimidated.
-1 to attack
callousCraftswoman
end turn
DM
The tealblood does the stabby thing again
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+1) [19+1] : {20}
callousCraftswoman
hit
DM
and hit
!roll 1d6+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+2) [6+2] : {8}
DM
Take 8 damage.
He ends turn
callousCraftswoman
I slice at him again
!roll 1d20+5
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+5) [19+5] : {24}
callousCraftswoman
!roll 1d6+3
Tyche[Dice]
(1d6+3) [3+3] : {6}
DM
he takes a sizeable bit of damage, but not enough to kill
minor or move?
callousCraftswoman
I attempt to maintain intimidation
!roll 1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+1) [3+1] : {4}
DM
The tealblood looks at you quizzically. You're not living up to your reputation here.
callousCraftswoman
ugh
end turn
DM
He runs at you and stabbystabs.
!roll 1d20+2
Tyche[Dice]
(1d20+2) [1+2] : {3}
DM
and critfails, stabbing himself.
That's actually the final blow.
Suicide is not the answer, kids.
FATALITY.
You win!
Take 30 EXP
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