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  1. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  2. Beginning New Ascension
  3. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  4.  
  5. Ascension #70:
  6. Softcore Dark Gyffte Vampyre
  7. Blender
  8.  
  9.  
  10. Uncategorized
  11. - Meteor Lore
  12.  
  13. Vampyre
  14. - Baleful Howl
  15. - Batlike Reflexes
  16. - Blood Cloak
  17. - Ceaseless Snarl
  18. - Chill of the Tomb
  19. - Crush
  20. - Dark Feast
  21. - Ensorcel
  22. - Flesh Scent
  23. - Flock of Bats Form
  24. - Hypnotic Eyes
  25. - Intimidating Aura
  26. - Macabre Cunning
  27. - Madness of Untold Aeons
  28. - Mist Form
  29. - Perceive Soul
  30. - Piercing Gaze
  31. - Sanguine Magnetism
  32. - Savage Bite
  33. - Sharp Eyes
  34. - Sinister Charm
  35. - Spectral Awareness
  36. - Spot Weakness
  37. - Wisdom of Countless Centuries
  38. - Wolf Form
  39.  
  40.  
  41. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  42.  
  43.  
  44.  
  45. use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven
  46.  
  47. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  48.  
  49. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  50.  
  51. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  52.  
  53. tutorial.php?action=toot
  54. You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI
  55.  
  56. use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
  57. You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
  58. You acquire an item: disassembled clover
  59.  
  60. use 1 pork elf goodies sack
  61. You acquire an item: porquoise
  62. You acquire an item: baconstone
  63. You acquire an item: hamethyst
  64. You acquire an item: baconstone
  65. You acquire an item: porquoise
  66.  
  67. use 1 genie bottle
  68.  
  69. main.php?checkbfast=84
  70. Took choice 1267/1: unknown
  71. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes
  72. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  73. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  74. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes
  75. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  76. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  77. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes
  78. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  79.  
  80. use 1 Bastille Battalion control rig
  81. Encounter: Bastille Battalion
  82. Took choice 1313/5: (secret choice)
  83. choice.php?whichchoice=1313&option=5&pwd
  84. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #1)
  85. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  86. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  87. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  88. Took choice 1319/2: Enter the childrens' art contest
  89. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=2&pwd
  90. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #2)
  91. You gain 93 cheese!
  92. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  93. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  94. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  95. Took choice 1319/1: Raid the cart
  96. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=1&pwd
  97. Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
  98. You gain 21 cheese!
  99. Took choice 1315/2: Bide your time
  100. choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=2&pwd
  101. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #4)
  102. You gain 47 cheese!
  103. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  104. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  105. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  106. Took choice 1319/2: Stand in the waterfall
  107. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=2&pwd
  108. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #5)
  109. You gain 71 cheese!
  110. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  111. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  112. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  113. Took choice 1319/3: Enter the Weakest Army competition
  114. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
  115. Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
  116. You gain 66 cheese!
  117. Took choice 1315/3: Ready your defenses and wait for them
  118. choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=3&pwd
  119. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #7)
  120. You gain 83 cheese!
  121. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  122. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  123. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  124. Took choice 1319/2: Submit embarrassing catapult photos
  125. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=2&pwd
  126. Encounter: Bastille Battalion (turn #8)
  127. You gain 84 cheese!
  128. Took choice 1314/3: Look for cheese
  129. choice.php?whichchoice=1314&option=3&pwd
  130. Encounter: Cheese Seeking Behavior
  131. Took choice 1319/3: Let the cheese horse in
  132. choice.php?whichchoice=1319&option=3&pwd
  133. Encounter: Castle vs. Castle
  134. You gain 58 cheese!
  135. Took choice 1315/1: Try to get the jump on them
  136. choice.php?whichchoice=1315&option=1&pwd
  137. Encounter: GAME OVER
  138. Took choice 1316/3: I'm done for now
  139. choice.php?whichchoice=1316&option=3&pwd
  140. You gain 275 Wizardliness
  141. You gain some Mysticality points!
  142. You acquire an item: Draftsman's driving gloves
  143. You acquire an effect: Bastille Bourgeoisie (100)
  144. You acquire an item: boiling broth
  145. > Added unknown string modifier Skill (The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder)!
  146. > Added unknown numeric modifier Reduce Enemy Defense (Simmering)!
  147. > Added unknown numeric modifier Song Duration (stolen accordion)!
  148. > Added unknown numeric modifier Familiar Damage (penguin-smacking club)!
  149. > Added unknown numeric modifier Pool Skill (pool cue)!
  150. > Added unknown boolean modifier Breakable (antique greaves)!
  151. > Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Items (Mayflower bouquet)!
  152. > Added unknown boolean modifier Look like a Pirate (pirate fledges)!
  153. > Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Meat (Mer-kin hookspear)!
  154. > Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Familiar Tuning (aquaviolet jub-jub bird)!
  155. > Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Familiar Tuning (crimsilion jub-jub bird)!
  156. > Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Familiar Tuning (charpuce jub-jub bird)!
  157. > Added unknown boolean modifier Cloathing (Treads of Loathing)!
  158. > Added unknown boolean modifier No Pull (fat loot token)!
  159. > Added unknown numeric modifier Kruegerand Drop (dreadful fedora)!
  160. > Added unknown numeric modifier Maximum Hooch (flask flops)!
  161. > Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  162. > Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  163. > Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  164. > Added unknown numeric modifier Supercold Resistance (warbear plain ushanka)!
  165. > Added unknown boolean modifier Lasts Until Rollover (snow mobile)!
  166. > Added unknown boolean modifier Attacks Can't Miss (Red Fox glove)!
  167. > Added unknown numeric modifier Water Level (heavy duty umbrella)!
  168. > Added unknown string modifier Rollover Effect (Sasq™ watch)!
  169. > Added unknown numeric modifier Rollover Effect Duration (Sasq™ watch)!
  170. > Added unknown numeric modifier Crimbot Outfit Power (toy Crimbot mega face)!
  171. > Added unknown numeric modifier Luck (X-ray goggles)!
  172. > Added unknown numeric modifier Random Monster Modifiers (kill screen)!
  173. > Added unknown numeric modifier Disco Style (smooth velvet pants)!
  174. > Added unknown numeric modifier Othello Skill (Othello's military jacket)!
  175. > Added unknown numeric modifier Sixgun Damage (Pecos Dave's sixgun)!
  176. > Added unknown numeric modifier Fishing Skill (fishin' hat)!
  177. > Added unknown numeric modifier Sprinkle Drop (sour ball and chain)!
  178. > Added unknown string modifier Avatar (murderbot mask)!
  179. > Added unknown numeric modifier Rubee Drop (LyleCo premium monocle)!
  180.  
  181. pull: 3 vampagne
  182.  
  183. pull: 2 odor extractor
  184.  
  185. pull: 1 spice melange
  186.  
  187. pull: 1 Ultra Mega Sour Ball
  188.  
  189. pull: 1 deck of lewd playing cards
  190.  
  191. pull: 1 muculent machete
  192.  
  193. pull: 1 facsimile dictionary
  194.  
  195. main.php?vote=1
  196. Encounter: Daily Loathing Ballot
  197. Took choice 1331/1: (secret choice)
  198. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1331&g=1&local[]=0&local[]=2
  199. You have cast your votes
  200. You acquire an item: "I Voted!" sticker
  201.  
  202. Visiting The Voting Booth
  203.  
  204. autosell: 1 facsimile dictionary
  205. You gain 21,337 Meat
  206.  
  207. buy 1 Desert Bus pass for 5000 each from The General Store
  208. You spent 5,000 Meat
  209. You acquire an item: Desert Bus pass
  210.  
  211. gnomes.php?place=skills
  212.  
  213. [1] Pump Up Moxie
  214. You learned a new skill: Torso Awaregness
  215.  
  216. buy 2 all-purpose flower for 2000 each from an NPC Store
  217. You acquire all-purpose flower (2)
  218. You spent 4,000 Meat
  219.  
  220. use 1 all-purpose flower
  221. You acquire wad of dough (41)
  222.  
  223. use 1 all-purpose flower
  224. You acquire wad of dough (43)
  225.  
  226. buy 80 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
  227. You spent 5,600 Meat
  228. You acquire soda water (80)
  229.  
  230. [1] Cook 80 soda water + 80 wad of dough
  231. You acquire loaf of soda bread (80)
  232. Crafting used 80 each of wad of dough and soda water
  233.  
  234. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  235.  
  236. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  237.  
  238. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  239.  
  240. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  241.  
  242. use 1 portable pantogram
  243.  
  244. main.php?checkbfast=85
  245. Took choice 1270/1: unknown
  246. choice.php?whichchoice=1270&pwd&option=1&m=2&e=4&s1=-1%2C0&s2=706%2C1&s3=-1%2C0
  247.  
  248. equip back vampyric cloake
  249.  
  250. place.php?whichplace=realm_fantasy&action=fr_initcenter
  251. Encounter: Welcome to FantasyRealm
  252. Took choice 1280/2: acquire FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  253. choice.php?whichchoice=1280&option=2
  254. You acquire an item: FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  255. You acquire an item: FantasyRealm G. E. M.
  256.  
  257. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  258.  
  259. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  260. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  261. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  262. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  263.  
  264. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  265. You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome
  266.  
  267. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  268.  
  269. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  270.  
  271. equip pants pantogram pants
  272.  
  273. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  274.  
  275. equip acc2 Draftsman's driving gloves
  276.  
  277. equip acc3 astral belt
  278.  
  279. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  280.  
  281. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_daily
  282. You acquire an item: golden gun
  283. You acquire golden gum (3)
  284. You acquire an item: tiny plastic golden gundam
  285.  
  286. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  287. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator2
  288. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  289. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  290. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  291. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial1
  292. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  293. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  294. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  295. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  296. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  297. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  298. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  299. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  300. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  301. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  302. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  303. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  304. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  305. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  306. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial6
  307. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  308. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  309. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  310. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  311. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  312. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  313. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  314. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  315. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  316. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  317. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  318. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  319. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_crank
  320. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handleup
  321. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  322. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  323. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  324. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  325. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  326. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  327. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  328. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  329. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  330.  
  331. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button4
  332.  
  333. place.php?whichplace=town_wrong&action=townwrong_boxingdaycare
  334. Took choice 1334/1: Have a Boxing Daydream
  335. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1334&option=1
  336. You acquire an item: body spradium
  337. Took choice 1334/2: Visit the Boxing Day Spa
  338. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1334&option=2
  339. Took choice 1335/3: Get a Cucumber Eye Treatment
  340. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1335&option=3
  341. You acquire an effect: Uncucumbered (100)
  342.  
  343. telescope look
  344.  
  345. telescope look low
  346.  
  347. Harvesting your garden
  348. You acquire an item: Jamocha berry
  349.  
  350. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  351. You acquire an item: giant designer sunglasses
  352.  
  353. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  354. You acquire an item: stuffed treasure chest
  355.  
  356. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  357. You acquire an item: stuffed Meat
  358.  
  359. Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
  360. Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
  361. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=-5&whichid=&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
  362. You acquire an effect: Everybody Calls Him Gorgon (100)
  363. Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
  364. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=cheesefax&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
  365. You enter your answers and wait for cheesefax
  366. Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
  367. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=cheesefax&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
  368. You enter your answers and wait for cheesefax
  369. Took choice 1278/1: Consult with Zatara
  370. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1278&option=1&which=1&whichid=cheesefax&q1=pizza&q2=batman&q3=thick
  371. You enter your answers and wait for cheesefax
  372.  
  373. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  374. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  375. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  376. mcd 10
  377.  
  378. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  379. Encounter: The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  380. Took choice 1222/1: Enter the Tunnel
  381. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1222&option=1
  382.  
  383. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  384. Encounter: L.O.V. Entrance
  385. Took choice 1223/1: (free) fight LOV Enforcer
  386. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1223&option=1
  387. Encounter: LOV Enforcer
  388. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  389. Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 21 attack power.
  390. Round 1: LOV Enforcer drops 10 defense.
  391. --------------------
  392. 7311 Use the Force, %playername! may4sword.gif 5 0 0
  393. --------------------
  394. --------------------
  395. 7311 Use the Force, Monsieur Bob! may4sword.gif 5 0 0
  396. --------------------
  397. Round 1: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  398. Round 2: LOV Enforcer takes 11 damage.
  399. Round 2: You gain 41 hit points
  400. You acquire an item: blood bag
  401. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  402. Round 3: LOV Enforcer takes 49 damage.
  403. Round 3: You lose 92 hit points
  404. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  405. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  406. Round 4: LOV Enforcer takes 49 damage.
  407. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  408. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  409. After Battle: You gain 68 Fortitude
  410. You gain some Muscle points!
  411. After Battle: You gain 104 Wizardliness
  412. You gain some Mysticality points!
  413. After Battle: You gain 42 Smarm
  414. You gain some Moxie points!
  415. This combat did not cost a turn
  416.  
  417. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  418. Encounter: L.O.V. Equipment Room
  419. You gain no hit points
  420. You gain 385 Mana Points
  421. Took choice 1224/3: acquire LOV Earrings
  422. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1224&option=3
  423.  
  424. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  425. Encounter: L.O.V. Engine Room
  426. You acquire an item: LOV Earrings
  427. Took choice 1225/1: (free) fight LOV Engineer
  428. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1225&option=1
  429. Encounter: LOV Engineer
  430. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  431. Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 22 attack power.
  432. Round 1: LOV Engineer drops 10 defense.
  433. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  434. Round 2: LOV Engineer takes 14 damage.
  435. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  436. Round 3: LOV Engineer takes 29 damage.
  437. Round 3: You gain 51 hit points
  438. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  439. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  440. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  441. After Battle: You gain 44 Strongness
  442. You gain some Muscle points!
  443. After Battle: You gain 139 Wizardliness
  444. You gain some Mysticality points!
  445. You gain a Level!
  446. After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm
  447. You gain some Moxie points!
  448. This combat did not cost a turn
  449.  
  450. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  451. Encounter: L.O.V. Emergency Room
  452. You gain no hit points
  453. You gain 423 Mana Points
  454. Took choice 1226/1: 50 adv of Lovebotamy (+10 stats/fight)
  455. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1226&option=1
  456.  
  457. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  458. Encounter: L.O.V. Elbow Room
  459. You acquire an effect: Lovebotamy (50)
  460. Took choice 1227/1: (free) fight LOV Equivocator
  461. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1227&option=1
  462. Encounter: LOV Equivocator
  463. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  464. Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 24 attack power.
  465. Round 1: LOV Equivocator drops 10 defense.
  466. Round 1: You lose 90 hit points
  467. This combat did not cost a turn
  468.  
  469. [1] The Tunnel of L.O.V.E.
  470. Encounter: L.O.V. Emporium
  471. Took choice 1228/1: acquire LOV Enamorang
  472. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1228&option=1
  473. You acquire an item: LOV Enamorang
  474.  
  475. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  476.  
  477. [1] The Barrel Full of Barrels
  478. Took choice 1099/2: Turn Crank (1)
  479. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=2
  480.  
  481. equip acc3 FantasyRealm G. E. M.
  482. unequip shirt
  483.  
  484. [2] The Bandit Crossroads
  485. Encounter: fantasy bandit
  486. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  487. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 29 attack power.
  488. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 29 defense.
  489. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  490. Round 2: fantasy bandit takes 91 damage.
  491. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  492. Round 3: fantasy bandit takes 34 damage.
  493. Round 3: You gain 52 hit points
  494. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  495. Round 4: fantasy bandit takes 76 damage.
  496. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  497. You acquire an item: Rubee™
  498. After Battle: You gain 5 Sarcasm
  499. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  500. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  501. You gain a Muscle point!
  502. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  503. You gain some Mysticality points!
  504. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  505. You gain a Moxie point!
  506.  
  507. [3] The Bandit Crossroads
  508. Encounter: fantasy bandit
  509. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  510. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 29 attack power.
  511. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 29 defense.
  512. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  513. Round 2: fantasy bandit takes 91 damage.
  514. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  515. Round 3: fantasy bandit takes 36 damage.
  516. Round 3: You gain 55 hit points
  517. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  518. Round 4: fantasy bandit takes 102 damage.
  519. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  520. You acquire an item: Rubee™
  521. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  522. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  523. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  524. You gain a Muscle point!
  525. After Battle: You gain 51 Mysteriousness
  526. You gain a Mysticality point!
  527. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  528. You gain a Moxie point!
  529.  
  530. equip acc3 astral belt
  531.  
  532. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  533.  
  534. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  535.  
  536. [4] The Spooky Forest
  537. Encounter: sausage goblin
  538. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  539. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  540. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 50 attack power.
  541. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 21 defense.
  542. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  543. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 153 damage.
  544. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  545. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  546. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  547. You gain 189 Meat
  548. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  549. After Battle: You gain 46 Strengthliness
  550. You gain some Muscle points!
  551. After Battle: You gain 148 Enchantedness
  552. You gain some Mysticality points!
  553. After Battle: You gain 70 Cheek
  554. You gain some Moxie points!
  555. This combat did not cost a turn
  556.  
  557. autosell: 1 baconstone
  558. You gain 500 Meat
  559.  
  560. autosell: 1 hamethyst, 1 porquoise
  561. You gain 1,000 Meat
  562.  
  563. autosell: 1 stuffed Meat, 1 stuffed treasure chest, 1 Newbiesport™ tent
  564. You gain 100 Meat
  565.  
  566. Talking to the Crackpot Mystic
  567. Took choice 664/1: Sure, old man. Tell me all about it.
  568. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1
  569. Took choice 664/1: Against my better judgment, yes.
  570. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1
  571. Took choice 664/1: Er, sure, I guess so...
  572. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1
  573. You acquire an item: continuum transfunctioner
  574.  
  575. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  576.  
  577. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  578. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  579. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  580. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  581.  
  582. equip pants tinsel tights
  583.  
  584. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  585.  
  586. Visiting the Bounty Hunter Hunter
  587.  
  588. equip acc3 continuum transfunctioner
  589.  
  590. main.php?action=may4
  591. Encounter: Upgrade Your May the Fourth Cosplay Saber
  592. Took choice 1386/2: Purple Beam Crystal
  593. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1386&option=2
  594. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map
  595.  
  596. [4] 8-Bit Realm
  597. Encounter: Goomba
  598. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  599. Round 1: Goomba drops 20 attack power.
  600. Round 1: Goomba drops 20 defense.
  601. Round 1: monsieur bob casts REFLEX HAMMER!
  602. This combat did not cost a turn
  603.  
  604. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  605.  
  606. [4] 8-Bit Realm
  607. Encounter: Bullet Bill
  608. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  609. Round 1: Bullet Bill drops 25 attack power.
  610. Round 1: Bullet Bill drops 24 defense.
  611. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  612. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  613. This combat did not cost a turn
  614.  
  615. [4] 8-Bit Realm
  616. Encounter: Koopa Troopa
  617. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  618. Round 1: Koopa Troopa drops 24 attack power.
  619. Round 1: Koopa Troopa drops 23 defense.
  620. Round 1: monsieur bob casts THROW LATTE ON OPPONENT!
  621. This combat did not cost a turn
  622.  
  623. [4] 8-Bit Realm
  624. Encounter: Zol
  625. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  626. Round 1: Zol drops 25 attack power.
  627. Round 1: Zol drops 24 defense.
  628. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  629. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  630. This combat did not cost a turn
  631.  
  632. [4] 8-Bit Realm
  633. Encounter: Octorok
  634. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  635. Round 1: Octorok drops 25 attack power.
  636. Round 1: Octorok drops 24 defense.
  637. Round 1: monsieur bob casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  638. This combat did not cost a turn
  639.  
  640. [4] 8-Bit Realm
  641. Encounter: Tektite
  642. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  643. Round 1: Tektite drops 24 attack power.
  644. Round 1: Tektite drops 23 defense.
  645. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  646. Round 2: your opponent becomes a Blooper!
  647. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the odor extractor!
  648. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  649. Round 3: monsieur bob casts OFFER LATTE TO OPPONENT!
  650. Round 4: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  651. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  652. Round 6: Blooper takes 397 damage.
  653. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  654. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  655. After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
  656. You acquire an item: white pixel
  657. You acquire an item: white pixel
  658. You acquire an item: white pixel
  659. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  660. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  661. You gain a Mysticality point!
  662. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  663.  
  664. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  665.  
  666. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  667. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  668. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  669. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  670.  
  671. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  672.  
  673. equip pants pantogram pants
  674.  
  675. [5] The Spooky Forest
  676. Encounter: slime blob
  677. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  678. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  679. Round 1: slime blob drops 53 attack power.
  680. Round 1: slime blob drops 21 defense.
  681. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  682. Round 2: slime blob takes 266 damage.
  683. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  684. You acquire an item: meadeorite
  685. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  686. You acquire an item: green slime glob
  687. You acquire an item: orange slime glob
  688. After Battle: You gain 70 Fortitude
  689. You gain some Muscle points!
  690. After Battle: You gain 143 Mysteriousness
  691. You gain some Mysticality points!
  692. You gain a Level!
  693. After Battle: You gain 62 Cheek
  694. You gain some Moxie points!
  695. This combat did not cost a turn
  696.  
  697. equip acc3 continuum transfunctioner
  698.  
  699. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  700. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  701. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  702. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  703.  
  704. equip pants tinsel tights
  705.  
  706. [5] 8-Bit Realm
  707. Encounter: Blooper
  708. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  709. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 attack power.
  710. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  711. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  712. Round 2: Blooper takes 130 damage.
  713. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  714. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  715. Round 3: Blooper takes 129 damage.
  716. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  717. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  718. You acquire an item: white pixel
  719. You acquire an item: white pixel
  720. You acquire an item: white pixel
  721. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  722. After Battle: You gain 59 Magicalness
  723. You gain a Mysticality point!
  724. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  725.  
  726. [6] 8-Bit Realm
  727. Encounter: Blooper
  728. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  729. Round 1: Blooper drops 25 attack power.
  730. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  731. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  732. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  733. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  734. Round 3: Blooper takes 126 damage.
  735. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  736. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  737. You acquire an item: white pixel
  738. You acquire an item: white pixel
  739. You acquire an item: white pixel
  740. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  741. You gain a Muscle point!
  742. After Battle: You gain 60 Magicalness
  743. You gain a Mysticality point!
  744. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  745. You gain a Moxie point!
  746.  
  747. [7] 8-Bit Realm
  748. Encounter: Blooper
  749. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  750. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 attack power.
  751. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  752. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  753. Round 2: Blooper takes 140 damage.
  754. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  755. Round 3: Blooper takes 135 damage.
  756. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  757. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  758. You acquire an item: white pixel
  759. You acquire an item: white pixel
  760. You acquire an item: white pixel
  761. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  762. After Battle: You gain 51 Mysteriousness
  763. You gain a Mysticality point!
  764. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  765.  
  766. [8] 8-Bit Realm
  767. Encounter: Blooper
  768. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  769. Round 1: Blooper drops 25 attack power.
  770. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  771. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  772. Round 2: Blooper takes 143 damage.
  773. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  774. Round 3: Blooper takes 143 damage.
  775. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  776. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  777. You acquire an item: white pixel
  778. You acquire an item: white pixel
  779. You acquire an item: white pixel
  780. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  781. After Battle: You gain 49 Enchantedness
  782. You gain a Mysticality point!
  783. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  784. You gain a Moxie point!
  785.  
  786. [9] 8-Bit Realm
  787. Encounter: Blooper
  788. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  789. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 attack power.
  790. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  791. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  792. Round 2: Blooper takes 146 damage.
  793. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  794. Round 3: Blooper takes 146 damage.
  795. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  796. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  797. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  798. You acquire an item: white pixel
  799. You acquire an item: white pixel
  800. You acquire an item: white pixel
  801. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  802. You gain a Muscle point!
  803. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  804. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  805.  
  806. [10] 8-Bit Realm
  807. Encounter: Blooper
  808. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  809. Round 1: Blooper drops 25 attack power.
  810. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  811. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  812. Round 2: Blooper takes 146 damage.
  813. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  814. Round 3: Blooper takes 146 damage.
  815. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  816. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  817. You acquire an item: white pixel
  818. You acquire an item: white pixel
  819. You acquire an item: white pixel
  820. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  821. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  822. You gain a Mysticality point!
  823. After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
  824.  
  825. [11] 8-Bit Realm
  826. Encounter: Blooper
  827. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  828. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 attack power.
  829. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  830. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  831. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  832. Round 2: Blooper takes 149 damage.
  833. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  834. Round 3: Blooper takes 149 damage.
  835. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  836. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  837. You acquire an item: white pixel
  838. You acquire an item: white pixel
  839. You acquire an item: white pixel
  840. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  841. You gain a Muscle point!
  842. After Battle: You gain 51 Magicalness
  843. You gain a Mysticality point!
  844. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  845. You gain a Moxie point!
  846.  
  847. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  848.  
  849. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  850. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  851. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  852. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  853.  
  854. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  855.  
  856. equip pants pantogram pants
  857.  
  858. [12] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  859. Encounter: sausage goblin
  860. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  861. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  862. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 60 attack power.
  863. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 23 defense.
  864. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  865. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 352 damage.
  866. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  867. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  868. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  869. You gain 182 Meat
  870. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  871. After Battle: You gain 56 Strongness
  872. You gain a Muscle point!
  873. After Battle: You gain 176 Mysteriousness
  874. You gain some Mysticality points!
  875. After Battle: You gain 70 Cheek
  876. You gain a Moxie point!
  877. This combat did not cost a turn
  878. unequip shirt
  879.  
  880. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  881. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  882. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  883. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  884.  
  885. equip pants tinsel tights
  886.  
  887. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  888.  
  889. [12] 8-Bit Realm
  890. Encounter: Blooper
  891. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  892. Round 1: Blooper drops 25 attack power.
  893. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  894. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  895. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  896. Round 2: Blooper takes 158 damage.
  897. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  898. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  899. You acquire an item: white pixel
  900. You acquire an item: white pixel
  901. You acquire an item: white pixel
  902. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  903. After Battle: You gain 58 Enchantedness
  904. You gain a Mysticality point!
  905. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  906. You gain a Moxie point!
  907.  
  908. [13] 8-Bit Realm
  909. Encounter: Blooper
  910. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  911. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 attack power.
  912. Round 1: Blooper drops 24 defense.
  913. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  914. Round 2: Blooper takes 161 damage.
  915. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  916. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  917. You acquire an item: white pixel
  918. You acquire an item: white pixel
  919. You acquire an item: white pixel
  920. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  921. You gain a Muscle point!
  922. After Battle: You gain 51 Wizardliness
  923. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  924.  
  925. Talking to the Crackpot Mystic
  926.  
  927. Trade 30 white pixel
  928. You acquire an item: digital key
  929.  
  930. drink 3 vampagne
  931. You gain 28 Adventures
  932. You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  933. You gain a Muscle point!
  934. You gain 31 Enchantedness
  935. You gain a Mysticality point!
  936. You gain a Level!
  937. You gain 28 Cheek
  938. You gain a Moxie point!
  939. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  940. You gain 23 Adventures
  941. You gain 26 Fortitude
  942. You gain 31 Magicalness
  943. You gain 29 Smarm
  944. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  945. You gain 23 Adventures
  946. You gain 25 Fortitude
  947. You gain a Muscle point!
  948. You gain 31 Enchantedness
  949. You gain a Mysticality point!
  950. You gain 30 Roguishness
  951. You gain a Moxie point!
  952. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  953. You acquire an item: Evilometer
  954.  
  955. equip acc3 LOV Earrings
  956.  
  957. equip acc2 psychic's amulet
  958.  
  959. cast 1 Spectral Awareness
  960. You acquire an effect: Spectral Awareness (20)
  961.  
  962. cast 1 Mist Form
  963. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  964. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  965. You lose an effect: Spectral Awareness (0)
  966.  
  967. equip acc2 Draftsman's driving gloves
  968.  
  969. [14] The Haunted Kitchen
  970. Encounter: zombie chef
  971. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  972. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  973. Round 2: zombie chef takes 195 damage.
  974. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  975. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  976. You gain 45 Meat
  977. You acquire an item: fricasseed brains
  978. You acquire an item: stale baguette
  979. You acquire an item: bottle of cooking sherry
  980. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  981. After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness
  982. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  983. You acquire an item: Poké-Gro fertilizer
  984.  
  985. use 1 Poké-Gro fertilizer
  986.  
  987. Harvesting your garden
  988. You acquire an item: Snarf berry
  989.  
  990. use 1 Jamocha berry
  991. You acquire an effect: Berry Experiential (20)
  992. You acquire an effect: Berry Thorny (20)
  993.  
  994. [15] The Haunted Kitchen
  995. Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
  996. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  997. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  998. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer takes 195 damage.
  999. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1000. You acquire an item: meadeorite
  1001. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1002. You acquire an item: corn holder
  1003. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  1004. After Battle: You gain 54 Mysteriousness
  1005. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1006. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  1007. You gain a Moxie point!
  1008.  
  1009. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  1010.  
  1011. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1012. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1013. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1014. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1015.  
  1016. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1017.  
  1018. equip pants pantogram pants
  1019.  
  1020. [16] The Spooky Forest
  1021. Encounter: slime blob
  1022. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1023. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  1024. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1025. Round 2: slime blob takes 354 damage.
  1026. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1027. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  1028. You acquire an item: green slime glob
  1029. You acquire an item: orange slime glob
  1030. After Battle: You gain 90 Strongness
  1031. You gain some Muscle points!
  1032. After Battle: You gain 172 Enchantedness
  1033. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1034. After Battle: You gain 50 Roguishness
  1035. You gain a Moxie point!
  1036. This combat did not cost a turn
  1037. unequip shirt
  1038.  
  1039. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1040. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  1041. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  1042. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  1043.  
  1044. equip pants tinsel tights
  1045.  
  1046. equip acc3 LOV Earrings
  1047.  
  1048. [16] The Haunted Kitchen
  1049. Encounter: skullery maid
  1050. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1051. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1052. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1053. Round 2: skullery maid takes 205 damage.
  1054. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1055. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1056. You gain 42 Meat
  1057. You acquire an item: bottle of popskull
  1058. You acquire an item: Skullery Maid's Knee
  1059. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  1060. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  1061. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  1062. Unlocked chili for Latte.
  1063.  
  1064. cast 1 Mist Form
  1065. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  1066.  
  1067. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  1068. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  1069.  
  1070. cast 1 Spectral Awareness
  1071. You acquire an effect: Spectral Awareness (20)
  1072.  
  1073. [17] The Haunted Kitchen
  1074. Encounter: possessed silverware drawer
  1075. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1076. Round 1: possessed silverware drawer drops 24 attack power.
  1077. Round 1: possessed silverware drawer drops 23 defense.
  1078. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  1079. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1080. Round 2: possessed silverware drawer takes 177 damage.
  1081. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1082. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1083. You acquire an item: eggbeater
  1084. You acquire an item: antique packet of ketchup
  1085. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  1086. You gain a Muscle point!
  1087. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  1088. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1089. After Battle: You gain 28 Smarm
  1090. You gain a Moxie point!
  1091.  
  1092. [18] The Haunted Kitchen
  1093. Encounter: zombie chef
  1094. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1095. Round 1: zombie chef drops 24 attack power.
  1096. Round 1: zombie chef drops 24 defense.
  1097. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1098. Round 2: zombie chef takes 180 damage.
  1099. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1100. After Battle: You gain 4 Enchantedness
  1101. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1102. You gain 47 Meat
  1103. You acquire an item: fricasseed brains
  1104. You acquire an item: bottle of cooking sherry
  1105. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  1106. After Battle: You gain 57 Enchantedness
  1107. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1108. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  1109.  
  1110. [19] The Haunted Kitchen
  1111. Encounter: demonic icebox
  1112. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1113. Round 1: demonic icebox drops 24 attack power.
  1114. Round 1: demonic icebox drops 24 defense.
  1115. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1116. Round 2: demonic icebox takes 183 damage.
  1117. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1118. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1119. You gain 37 Meat
  1120. You acquire an item: ancient frozen dinner
  1121. You acquire an item: leftovers of indeterminate origin
  1122. You acquire an item: accidental cider
  1123. You acquire an item: dire fudgesicle
  1124. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  1125. You gain a Muscle point!
  1126. After Battle: You gain 46 Mysteriousness
  1127. After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
  1128.  
  1129. [20] The Haunted Kitchen
  1130. Encounter: demonic icebox
  1131. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1132. Round 1: demonic icebox drops 24 attack power.
  1133. Round 1: demonic icebox drops 24 defense.
  1134. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1135. Round 2: demonic icebox takes 183 damage.
  1136. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1137. You acquire an item: Spookyraven billiards room key
  1138. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1139. You gain 37 Meat
  1140. You acquire an item: ancient frozen dinner
  1141. You acquire an item: leftovers of indeterminate origin
  1142. You acquire an item: accidental cider
  1143. You acquire an item: dire fudgesicle
  1144. After Battle: You gain 29 Strongness
  1145. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  1146. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1147. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  1148. You gain a Moxie point!
  1149.  
  1150. autosell: 1 corn holder, 1 eggbeater, 2 green slime glob, 2 orange slime glob, 2 leftovers of indeterminate origin
  1151. You gain 395 Meat
  1152.  
  1153. autosell: 2 ancient frozen dinner, 1 antique packet of ketchup, 2 dire fudgesicle, 2 fricasseed brains, 1 stale baguette
  1154. You gain 360 Meat
  1155. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  1156. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  1157.  
  1158. Converting bottle of popskull into Fuel
  1159.  
  1160. Converting 2 bottles of cooking sherry into Fuel
  1161.  
  1162. Converting 2 jugs of accidental cider into Fuel
  1163.  
  1164. Converting 2 bottles of meadeorite into Fuel
  1165.  
  1166. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  1167. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  1168.  
  1169. equip acc3 astral belt
  1170.  
  1171. [21] The Haunted Billiards Room
  1172. Encounter: chalkdust wraith
  1173. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1174. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  1175. Round 1: chalkdust wraith drops 24 attack power.
  1176. Round 1: chalkdust wraith drops 23 defense.
  1177. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  1178. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1179. Round 3: chalkdust wraith takes 189 damage.
  1180. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1181. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  1182. You acquire an item: handful of hand chalk
  1183. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  1184. After Battle: You gain 48 Mysteriousness
  1185. After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
  1186.  
  1187. use 1 handful of hand chalk
  1188. You acquire an effect: Chalky Hand (5)
  1189.  
  1190. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  1191.  
  1192. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1193. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1194. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1195. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1196.  
  1197. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1198.  
  1199. equip pants pantogram pants
  1200.  
  1201. [22] The Spooky Forest
  1202. Encounter: sausage goblin
  1203. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1204. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  1205. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 71 attack power.
  1206. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 24 defense.
  1207. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1208. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 450 damage.
  1209. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1210. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  1211. You gain 182 Meat
  1212. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  1213. After Battle: You gain 74 Strengthliness
  1214. You gain some Muscle points!
  1215. After Battle: You gain 181 Mysteriousness
  1216. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1217. After Battle: You gain 94 Roguishness
  1218. You gain some Moxie points!
  1219. This combat did not cost a turn
  1220. unequip shirt
  1221.  
  1222. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1223. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  1224. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  1225. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  1226.  
  1227. equip pants tinsel tights
  1228.  
  1229. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1230.  
  1231. [22] The Haunted Billiards Room
  1232. Encounter: pooltergeist
  1233. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1234. Round 1: pooltergeist drops 24 attack power.
  1235. Round 1: pooltergeist drops 23 defense.
  1236. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1237. Round 2: pooltergeist takes 195 damage.
  1238. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1239. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  1240. You acquire an item: 3-ball
  1241. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  1242. After Battle: You gain 54 Wizardliness
  1243. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1244. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  1245.  
  1246. [23] The Haunted Billiards Room
  1247. Encounter: pooltergeist
  1248. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1249. Round 1: pooltergeist drops 24 attack power.
  1250. Round 1: pooltergeist drops 23 defense.
  1251. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1252. Round 2: pooltergeist takes 198 damage.
  1253. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1254. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  1255. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  1256. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  1257. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  1258. You gain a Moxie point!
  1259.  
  1260. [24] The Haunted Billiards Room
  1261. Encounter: That's Your Cue
  1262. You acquire an item: pool cue
  1263.  
  1264. equip weapon pool cue
  1265.  
  1266. equip pants pantogram pants
  1267.  
  1268. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1269. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1270. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1271. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1272.  
  1273. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1274.  
  1275. [25] The Haunted Billiards Room
  1276. Encounter: Welcome To Our ool Table
  1277. Took choice 875/1: try to beat ghost
  1278. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=875&option=1
  1279. You acquire an item: Spookyraven library key
  1280. unequip shirt
  1281.  
  1282. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  1283.  
  1284. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1285.  
  1286. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1287. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  1288. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  1289. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  1290.  
  1291. equip pants tinsel tights
  1292. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  1293. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  1294.  
  1295. [26] The Haunted Library
  1296. Encounter: banshee librarian
  1297. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1298. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  1299. Round 1: banshee librarian drops 28 attack power.
  1300. Round 1: banshee librarian drops 28 defense.
  1301. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  1302. This combat did not cost a turn
  1303.  
  1304. [26] The Haunted Library
  1305. Encounter: bookbat
  1306. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1307. Round 1: bookbat drops 27 attack power.
  1308. Round 1: bookbat drops 27 defense.
  1309. Round 1: monsieur bob casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  1310. This combat did not cost a turn
  1311.  
  1312. [26] The Haunted Library
  1313. Encounter: Take a Look, it's in a Book!
  1314. Took choice 888/4: skip adventure
  1315. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=888&option=4
  1316.  
  1317. [26] The Haunted Library
  1318. Encounter: writing desk
  1319. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1320. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 attack power.
  1321. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 defense.
  1322. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1323. Round 2: writing desk takes 198 damage.
  1324. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1325. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  1326. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  1327. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  1328. You acquire an item: inkwell
  1329. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  1330. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  1331. You gain a Muscle point!
  1332. After Battle: You gain 63 Mysteriousness
  1333. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1334. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  1335.  
  1336. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  1337.  
  1338. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1339. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1340. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1341. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1342.  
  1343. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1344.  
  1345. equip pants pantogram pants
  1346.  
  1347. [27] The Spooky Forest
  1348. Encounter: slime blob
  1349. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1350. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  1351. Round 1: slime blob drops 74 attack power.
  1352. Round 1: slime blob drops 25 defense.
  1353. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1354. Round 2: slime blob takes 410 damage.
  1355. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1356. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  1357. You acquire an item: green slime glob
  1358. You acquire an item: orange slime glob
  1359. After Battle: You gain 72 Muscleboundness
  1360. You gain a Muscle point!
  1361. After Battle: You gain 174 Enchantedness
  1362. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1363. After Battle: You gain 116 Cheek
  1364. You gain some Moxie points!
  1365. Unlocked rawhide for Latte.
  1366. This combat did not cost a turn
  1367.  
  1368. equip acc3 astral belt
  1369.  
  1370. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1371. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  1372. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  1373. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  1374.  
  1375. equip pants tinsel tights
  1376.  
  1377. [27] The Haunted Library
  1378. Encounter: writing desk
  1379. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1380. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 attack power.
  1381. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 defense.
  1382. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1383. Round 2: writing desk takes 204 damage.
  1384. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1385. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  1386. You acquire an item: inkwell
  1387. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  1388. After Battle: You gain 61 Magicalness
  1389. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1390. You gain a Level!
  1391. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  1392. Unlocked ink for Latte.
  1393.  
  1394. Visiting The Horsery
  1395. Took choice 1266/3: Rent This Horse
  1396. choice.php?option=3&whichchoice=1266&pwd
  1397. Chose the crazy horse
  1398.  
  1399. use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
  1400. Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
  1401. Took choice 1312/2: "Food Vibrations"
  1402. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1312&option=2
  1403. Setting soundtrack to Food Vibrations
  1404.  
  1405. [28] The Haunted Library
  1406. Encounter: writing desk
  1407. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1408. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 attack power.
  1409. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 defense.
  1410. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1411. Round 2: writing desk takes 69 damage.
  1412. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1413. Round 3: writing desk takes 43 damage.
  1414. Round 3: You lose 5 hit points
  1415. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  1416. Round 4: writing desk takes 44 damage.
  1417. Round 4: You gain 88 hit points
  1418. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1419. Round 5: writing desk takes 210 damage.
  1420. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1421. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  1422. You acquire an item: inkwell
  1423. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  1424. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  1425. After Battle: You gain 61 Magicalness
  1426. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  1427.  
  1428. [29] The Haunted Library
  1429. Encounter: writing desk
  1430. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1431. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 attack power.
  1432. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 defense.
  1433. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1434. Round 2: writing desk takes 210 damage.
  1435. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1436. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  1437. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  1438. After Battle: You gain 25 Strengthliness
  1439. You gain a Muscle point!
  1440. After Battle: You gain 63 Wizardliness
  1441. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1442. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  1443. You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
  1444.  
  1445. [30] The Haunted Library
  1446. Encounter: writing desk
  1447. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1448. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 attack power.
  1449. Round 1: writing desk drops 28 defense.
  1450. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1451. Round 2: writing desk takes 214 damage.
  1452. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1453. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  1454. You acquire an item: disintegrating quill pen
  1455. You acquire an item: inkwell
  1456. You acquire an item: snifter of thoroughly aged brandy
  1457. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's necklace
  1458. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  1459. After Battle: You gain 48 Enchantedness
  1460. After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
  1461. You gain a Moxie point!
  1462.  
  1463. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  1464. You acquire an item: ghost of a necklace
  1465.  
  1466. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  1467. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  1468. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  1469.  
  1470. equip pants pantogram pants
  1471.  
  1472. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1473. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1474. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1475. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1476.  
  1477. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1478.  
  1479. [31] The Haunted Gallery
  1480. Encounter: Out in the Garden
  1481. Took choice 89/4: skip adventure
  1482. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=89&option=4
  1483.  
  1484. [31] The Haunted Gallery
  1485. Encounter: cubist bull
  1486. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1487. Round 1: cubist bull drops 25 attack power.
  1488. Round 1: cubist bull drops 24 defense.
  1489. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1490. Round 2: cubist bull takes 254 damage.
  1491. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1492. After Battle: You gain 4 Cheek
  1493. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  1494. You gain 174 Meat
  1495. You acquire an item: 4-dimensional guitar
  1496. After Battle: You gain 30 Strengthliness
  1497. You gain a Muscle point!
  1498. After Battle: You gain 115 Magicalness
  1499. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1500. After Battle: You gain 44 Cheek
  1501. Unlocked paint for Latte.
  1502.  
  1503. main.php?latte=1
  1504. Took choice 1329/1: (secret choice)
  1505. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1329&option=1&l1=yNqnS22JIa1bKt1T%2BmO4jk2dY86gf4ueTxAG7Aj1zeUD6dY0FIqBTHCpt%2F2nAp4cRUVxdkI4QnMrUDErV0NlQW9DNENsUT09&l2=WJ7YcQ6RQto70c7ByaeW8nflbBeCVQPBY8NBrgC4dN8mbZdQ4xEXhPxDEjys2XBtQU9qa1dJekwvNzBmSkhkd3dNY0dGZz09&l3=rqBG5EPMgWiJPJ79tMLOh3MFaN%2BBMF9RVCHYyGL6ueTd%2FPrktZuX4%2FpiIwbW6N7WaW5zYk10VlBmbEtaUjg2NEVpY2JGQT09
  1506. Filled your mug with Inky oil paint Latte with a hint of autumn.
  1507.  
  1508. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  1509.  
  1510. [32] The Haunted Gallery
  1511. Encounter: sausage goblin
  1512. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1513. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  1514. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 80 attack power.
  1515. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 25 defense.
  1516. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1517. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 522 damage.
  1518. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1519. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  1520. You gain 179 Meat
  1521. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  1522. You acquire an effect: Rainbow Bright (5)
  1523. After Battle: You gain 92 Strengthliness
  1524. You gain a Muscle point!
  1525. After Battle: You gain 212 Mysteriousness
  1526. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1527. After Battle: You gain 78 Smarm
  1528. You gain a Moxie point!
  1529. This combat did not cost a turn
  1530.  
  1531. [32] The Haunted Gallery
  1532. Encounter: empty suit of armor
  1533. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1534. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  1535. Round 1: empty suit of armor drops 25 attack power.
  1536. Round 1: empty suit of armor drops 24 defense.
  1537. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1538. Round 2: empty suit of armor takes 275 damage.
  1539. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1540. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  1541. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1542. You acquire an item: antique helmet
  1543. After Battle: You gain 36 Fortitude
  1544. After Battle: You gain 106 Mysteriousness
  1545. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1546. After Battle: You gain 48 Sarcasm
  1547.  
  1548. [33] The Haunted Gallery
  1549. Encounter: empty suit of armor
  1550. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1551. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  1552. Round 1: empty suit of armor drops 25 attack power.
  1553. Round 1: empty suit of armor drops 24 defense.
  1554. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1555. Round 2: empty suit of armor takes 279 damage.
  1556. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1557. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1558. You acquire an item: antique greaves
  1559. After Battle: You gain 52 Strengthliness
  1560. You gain a Muscle point!
  1561. After Battle: You gain 102 Mysteriousness
  1562. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1563. After Battle: You gain 36 Chutzpah
  1564. You gain a Moxie point!
  1565.  
  1566. [34] The Haunted Gallery
  1567. Encounter: cubist bull
  1568. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1569. Round 1: cubist bull drops 25 attack power.
  1570. Round 1: cubist bull drops 24 defense.
  1571. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1572. Round 2: cubist bull takes 282 damage.
  1573. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1574. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  1575. You gain 176 Meat
  1576. After Battle: You gain 38 Fortitude
  1577. You gain a Muscle point!
  1578. After Battle: You gain 113 Magicalness
  1579. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1580. After Battle: You gain 38 Roguishness
  1581.  
  1582. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1583.  
  1584. Visiting the Trapper
  1585.  
  1586. [35] The Defiled Niche
  1587. Encounter: Urning Your Keep
  1588. Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
  1589. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4
  1590.  
  1591. [35] The Defiled Niche
  1592. Encounter: senile lihc
  1593. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1594. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  1595. Round 1: senile lihc drops 24 attack power.
  1596. Round 1: senile lihc drops 24 defense.
  1597. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  1598. This combat did not cost a turn
  1599.  
  1600. [35] The Haunted Gallery
  1601. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It
  1602. Took choice 914/1: Enter the Drawing
  1603. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=914&option=1
  1604. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (Relativity)
  1605. Took choice 904/1:
  1606. choice.php?whichchoice=904&option=1&pwd
  1607. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (Nighthawks)
  1608. Took choice 911/2: The Persistence of Memory: shoes/Dancin' Fool (buff), Venus, Piet Mondrian
  1609. choice.php?whichchoice=911&option=2&pwd
  1610. Encounter: Louvre It or Leave It (The Persistence of Memory)
  1611. Took choice 905/1: Lady Spookyraven's shoes/Dancin' Fool (buff)
  1612. choice.php?whichchoice=905&option=1&pwd
  1613. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's dancing shoes
  1614.  
  1615. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  1616. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  1617. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  1618. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  1619.  
  1620. buy 1 jug of Gnomochloric acid for 5000 each from Gno-Mart
  1621. You spent 5,000 Meat
  1622. You acquire an item: jug of Gnomochloric acid
  1623.  
  1624. [36] Cook 1 jug of Gnomochloric acid + 1 baconstone
  1625. You acquire an item: jug of baconstone juice
  1626. Crafting used 1 each of baconstone and jug of Gnomochloric acid
  1627.  
  1628. use 1 jug of baconstone juice
  1629. You acquire an effect: Baconstoned (50)
  1630.  
  1631. [36] The Defiled Niche
  1632. Encounter: slick lihc
  1633. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1634. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1635. Round 1: slick lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1636. Round 1: slick lihc drops 28 defense.
  1637. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1638. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  1639. This combat did not cost a turn
  1640.  
  1641. [36] The Defiled Niche
  1642. Encounter: Urning Your Keep
  1643. Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
  1644. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4
  1645.  
  1646. [36] The Defiled Niche
  1647. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1648. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1649. Round 1: You lose 15 hit points
  1650. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1651. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1652. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1653. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 263 damage.
  1654. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1655. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1656. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  1657. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  1658. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1659. After Battle: You gain 44 Muscleboundness
  1660. After Battle: You gain 106 Wizardliness
  1661. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1662. After Battle: You gain 48 Sarcasm
  1663. You gain a Moxie point!
  1664. Unlocked lihc for Latte.
  1665.  
  1666. [37] The Defiled Niche
  1667. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1668. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1669. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  1670. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1671. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1672. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1673. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 258 damage.
  1674. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1675. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1676. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  1677. You acquire an effect: Hardened Fabric (5)
  1678. After Battle: You gain 38 Muscleboundness
  1679. You gain a Muscle point!
  1680. After Battle: You gain 124 Wizardliness
  1681. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1682. After Battle: You gain 38 Smarm
  1683.  
  1684. [38] The Defiled Niche
  1685. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1686. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1687. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  1688. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1689. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1690. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1691. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1692. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 68 damage.
  1693. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1694. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 42 damage.
  1695. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  1696. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  1697. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 43 damage.
  1698. Round 4: You gain 86 hit points
  1699. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1700. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 261 damage.
  1701. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1702. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1703. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  1704. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1705. After Battle: You gain 48 Strengthliness
  1706. After Battle: You gain 106 Mysteriousness
  1707. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1708. After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm
  1709. You gain a Moxie point!
  1710.  
  1711. [39] The Defiled Niche
  1712. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1713. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1714. Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
  1715. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1716. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1717. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1718. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1719. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 68 damage.
  1720. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1721. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 42 damage.
  1722. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  1723. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 44 damage.
  1724. Round 4: You gain 87 hit points
  1725. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1726. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 265 damage.
  1727. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1728. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1729. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  1730. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1731. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  1732. You gain a Muscle point!
  1733. After Battle: You gain 122 Mysteriousness
  1734. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1735. After Battle: You gain 34 Chutzpah
  1736.  
  1737. [40] The Defiled Niche
  1738. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1739. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1740. Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
  1741. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1742. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1743. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1744. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 68 damage.
  1745. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1746. Round 3: dirty old lihc takes 42 damage.
  1747. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  1748. Round 4: dirty old lihc takes 44 damage.
  1749. Round 4: You gain 87 hit points
  1750. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1751. Round 5: dirty old lihc takes 268 damage.
  1752. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1753. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1754. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  1755. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  1756. After Battle: You gain 48 Muscleboundness
  1757. You gain a Muscle point!
  1758. After Battle: You gain 119 Mysteriousness
  1759. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1760. After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
  1761. You gain a Moxie point!
  1762.  
  1763. [41] The Defiled Niche
  1764. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1765. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1766. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  1767. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1768. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1769. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1770. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 272 damage.
  1771. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1772. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1773. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1774. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1775. After Battle: You gain 42 Fortitude
  1776. After Battle: You gain 113 Wizardliness
  1777. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1778. After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm
  1779. You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
  1780.  
  1781. [42] The Defiled Niche
  1782. Encounter: Urning Your Keep
  1783. Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
  1784. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4
  1785.  
  1786. [42] The Defiled Niche
  1787. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1788. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1789. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  1790. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1791. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1792. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1793. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 275 damage.
  1794. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1795. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1796. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  1797. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1798. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1799. You acquire an effect: Angry Bone (5)
  1800. After Battle: You gain 38 Strongness
  1801. You gain a Muscle point!
  1802. After Battle: You gain 100 Magicalness
  1803. After Battle: You gain 56 Chutzpah
  1804. You gain a Moxie point!
  1805.  
  1806. [43] The Defiled Niche
  1807. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1808. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1809. Round 1: You lose 33 hit points
  1810. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1811. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1812. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  1813. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1814. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 275 damage.
  1815. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1816. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1817. After Battle: You gain 6 Sarcasm
  1818. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1819. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1820. After Battle: You gain 52 Strongness
  1821. After Battle: You gain 108 Mysteriousness
  1822. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1823. After Battle: You gain 34 Cheek
  1824.  
  1825. [44] The Defiled Niche
  1826. Encounter: Urning Your Keep
  1827. Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
  1828. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4
  1829.  
  1830. [44] The Defiled Niche
  1831. Encounter: Urning Your Keep
  1832. Took choice 157/4: skip adventure
  1833. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=157&option=4
  1834.  
  1835. [44] The Defiled Niche
  1836. Encounter: dirty old lihc
  1837. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1838. Round 1: You lose 34 hit points
  1839. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 29 attack power.
  1840. Round 1: dirty old lihc drops 28 defense.
  1841. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1842. Round 2: dirty old lihc takes 279 damage.
  1843. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1844. After Battle: Either way, your Evilometer beeps three times.
  1845. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  1846. You acquire an item: salacious crumbs
  1847. After Battle: You gain 32 Strengthliness
  1848. You gain a Muscle point!
  1849. After Battle: You gain 119 Enchantedness
  1850. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1851. You gain a Level!
  1852. After Battle: You gain 46 Cheek
  1853.  
  1854. [45] The Defiled Niche
  1855. Encounter: gargantulihc
  1856. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  1857. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  1858. Round 1: gargantulihc drops 31 attack power.
  1859. Round 1: gargantulihc drops 30 defense.
  1860. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1861. Round 2: gargantulihc takes 282 damage.
  1862. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1863. After Battle: As the gargantulihc fades away into nothingness, your Evilometer emits a single loud beep.
  1864. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  1865. You acquire an item: lihc eye
  1866. After Battle: You gain 60 Beefiness
  1867. After Battle: You gain 161 Magicalness
  1868. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1869. After Battle: You gain 56 Sarcasm
  1870. You gain a Moxie point!
  1871. unequip shirt
  1872.  
  1873. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1874. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  1875. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  1876. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  1877.  
  1878. equip pants tinsel tights
  1879.  
  1880. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  1881.  
  1882. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  1883. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  1884. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  1885. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  1886.  
  1887. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  1888.  
  1889. equip pants pantogram pants
  1890.  
  1891. [46] The Haunted Bathroom
  1892. Encounter: toilet papergeist
  1893. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1894. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  1895. Round 1: toilet papergeist drops 28 attack power.
  1896. Round 1: toilet papergeist drops 27 defense.
  1897. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1898. Round 2: toilet papergeist takes 72 damage.
  1899. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  1900. Round 3: toilet papergeist takes 45 damage.
  1901. Round 3: You lose 9 hit points
  1902. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  1903. Round 4: toilet papergeist takes 46 damage.
  1904. Round 4: You gain 91 hit points
  1905. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  1906. Round 5: toilet papergeist takes 409 damage.
  1907. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1908. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  1909. You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper
  1910. After Battle: You gain 32 Muscleboundness
  1911. You gain a Muscle point!
  1912. After Battle: You gain 124 Magicalness
  1913. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1914. After Battle: You gain 40 Cheek
  1915.  
  1916. [47] The Haunted Bathroom
  1917. Encounter: sausage goblin
  1918. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1919. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  1920. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 103 attack power.
  1921. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 31 defense.
  1922. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1923. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 574 damage.
  1924. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1925. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  1926. You gain 179 Meat
  1927. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  1928. You acquire an effect: Witch's Brood (5)
  1929. After Battle: You gain 112 Fortitude
  1930. You gain a Muscle point!
  1931. After Battle: You gain 251 Wizardliness
  1932. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1933. After Battle: You gain 92 Smarm
  1934. You gain a Moxie point!
  1935. This combat did not cost a turn
  1936.  
  1937. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  1938.  
  1939. use 1 Snarf berry
  1940. You acquire an effect: Berry Experiential (20)
  1941. You acquire an effect: Berry Statistical (20)
  1942.  
  1943. Visiting the Spacegate Vaccination Machine
  1944. Took choice 1234/2: Select Vaccine
  1945. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1234&option=2
  1946. You acquire an effect: Broad-Spectrum Vaccine (30)
  1947.  
  1948. buy 5 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
  1949. You spent 120 Meat
  1950. You acquire glittery mascara (5)
  1951.  
  1952. use 5 glittery mascara
  1953. You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (15)
  1954.  
  1955. telescope look high
  1956. You acquire an effect: Starry-Eyed (10)
  1957.  
  1958. Visiting Lyle, LyleCo CEO
  1959. You acquire an effect: Favored by Lyle (10)
  1960.  
  1961. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=town_bloodbank
  1962. You acquire blood bag (7)
  1963. You acquire an item: strange leaflet
  1964.  
  1965. buy 1 handsomeness potion for 300 each from Gno-Mart
  1966. You spent 300 Meat
  1967. You acquire an item: handsomeness potion
  1968.  
  1969. use 1 handsomeness potion
  1970. You acquire an effect: Mysteriously Handsome (5)
  1971.  
  1972. [47] The Neverending Party
  1973. Took choice 1322/2: reject quest
  1974. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1322&option=2
  1975.  
  1976. [47] The Neverending Party
  1977. Encounter: party girl
  1978. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  1979. Round 1: party girl drops 126 attack power.
  1980. Round 1: party girl drops 41 defense.
  1981. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  1982. Round 2: party girl takes 363 damage.
  1983. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  1984. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  1985. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  1986. You gain 249 Meat
  1987. You acquire an item: runproof mascara
  1988. You acquire an item: very small red dress
  1989. After Battle: You gain 146 Muscleboundness
  1990. You gain some Muscle points!
  1991. After Battle: You gain 286 Magicalness
  1992. You gain some Mysticality points!
  1993. After Battle: You gain 118 Chutzpah
  1994. You gain some Moxie points!
  1995. This combat did not cost a turn
  1996.  
  1997. [47] The Neverending Party
  1998. Encounter: jock
  1999. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2000. Round 1: jock drops 127 attack power.
  2001. Round 1: jock drops 40 defense.
  2002. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2003. Round 2: jock takes 371 damage.
  2004. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2005. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  2006. You gain 356 Meat
  2007. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag
  2008. You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink
  2009. After Battle: You gain 116 Beefiness
  2010. You gain a Muscle point!
  2011. After Battle: You gain 302 Mysteriousness
  2012. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2013. After Battle: You gain 138 Chutzpah
  2014. You gain a Moxie point!
  2015. This combat did not cost a turn
  2016.  
  2017. use 1 unremarkable duffel bag
  2018. You acquire tomato daiquiri (2)
  2019. You acquire an item: water purification pills
  2020. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey
  2021.  
  2022. [47] The Neverending Party
  2023. Encounter: "plain" girl
  2024. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2025. Round 1: "plain" girl drops 128 attack power.
  2026. Round 1: "plain" girl drops 39 defense.
  2027. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2028. Round 2: "plain" girl takes 380 damage.
  2029. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2030. After Battle: You gain 26 hit points
  2031. You gain 254 Meat
  2032. You acquire an item: electronics kit
  2033. You acquire an item: PB&J with the crusts cut off
  2034. You acquire an item: ponytail clip
  2035. After Battle: You gain 132 Beefiness
  2036. You gain a Muscle point!
  2037. After Battle: You gain 297 Magicalness
  2038. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2039. After Battle: You gain 128 Roguishness
  2040. You gain a Moxie point!
  2041. This combat did not cost a turn
  2042.  
  2043. [47] The Neverending Party
  2044. Encounter: party girl
  2045. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2046. Round 1: party girl drops 134 attack power.
  2047. Round 1: party girl drops 42 defense.
  2048. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2049. Round 2: party girl takes 389 damage.
  2050. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2051. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  2052. You gain 260 Meat
  2053. You acquire an item: runproof mascara
  2054. You acquire an item: very small red dress
  2055. You acquire an item: surprisingly capacious handbag
  2056. After Battle: You gain 120 Muscleboundness
  2057. You gain a Muscle point!
  2058. After Battle: You gain 346 Enchantedness
  2059. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2060. After Battle: You gain 116 Roguishness
  2061. You gain a Moxie point!
  2062. This combat did not cost a turn
  2063.  
  2064. [47] The Neverending Party
  2065. Encounter: jock
  2066. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2067. Round 1: jock drops 135 attack power.
  2068. Round 1: jock drops 41 defense.
  2069. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2070. Round 2: jock takes 398 damage.
  2071. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2072. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  2073. You gain 410 Meat
  2074. You acquire an item: unremarkable duffel bag
  2075. You acquire an item: Purple Beast energy drink
  2076. You acquire an item: cosmetic football
  2077. You acquire an effect: Oleaginous Soles (5)
  2078. After Battle: You gain 136 Strengthliness
  2079. You gain some Muscle points!
  2080. After Battle: You gain 306 Magicalness
  2081. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2082. After Battle: You gain 140 Cheek
  2083. You gain some Moxie points!
  2084. This combat did not cost a turn
  2085.  
  2086. use 1 unremarkable duffel bag
  2087. You acquire an item: yellow brick road
  2088. You acquire beertini (2)
  2089. You acquire an item: slimy fermented bile bladder
  2090.  
  2091. [47] The Neverending Party
  2092. Encounter: burnout
  2093. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2094. Round 1: burnout drops 137 attack power.
  2095. Round 1: burnout drops 41 defense.
  2096. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  2097. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2098. Round 3: burnout takes 407 damage.
  2099. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2100. After Battle: You gain 4 Fortitude
  2101. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  2102. You gain 135 Meat
  2103. You acquire an item: van key
  2104. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  2105. You acquire an item: denim jacket
  2106. You acquire an item: ratty knitted cap
  2107. After Battle: You gain 138 Strongness
  2108. You gain a Muscle point!
  2109. After Battle: You gain 313 Enchantedness
  2110. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2111. After Battle: You gain 138 Chutzpah
  2112. You gain a Moxie point!
  2113. This combat did not cost a turn
  2114.  
  2115. use 1 van key
  2116. You acquire an item: spicy jumping bean burrito
  2117. You acquire an item: papaya taco
  2118. You acquire goat cheese taco (2)
  2119.  
  2120. [47] The Neverending Party
  2121. Encounter: burnout
  2122. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2123. Round 1: burnout drops 140 attack power.
  2124. Round 1: burnout drops 42 defense.
  2125. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2126. Round 2: burnout takes 416 damage.
  2127. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2128. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  2129. You gain 127 Meat
  2130. You acquire an item: van key
  2131. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  2132. You acquire an item: denim jacket
  2133. After Battle: You gain 124 Strongness
  2134. You gain a Muscle point!
  2135. After Battle: You gain 339 Wizardliness
  2136. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2137. You gain a Level!
  2138. After Battle: You gain 136 Smarm
  2139. You gain a Moxie point!
  2140. This combat did not cost a turn
  2141.  
  2142. use 1 van key
  2143. You acquire strawberry pie (2)
  2144. You acquire an item: lemon meringue pie
  2145. You acquire hardboiled egg (2)
  2146.  
  2147. [47] The Neverending Party
  2148. Encounter: It Hasn't Ended, It's Just Paused
  2149. Took choice 1324/1: to bedroom
  2150. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1324&option=1
  2151. Encounter: A Room With a View... Of a Bed
  2152. Took choice 1325/2: get 20 adv of +20% mys exp
  2153. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1325&option=2
  2154. You acquire an effect: Tomes of Opportunity (20)
  2155.  
  2156. [47] The Neverending Party
  2157. Encounter: party girl
  2158. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2159. Round 1: party girl drops 145 attack power.
  2160. Round 1: party girl drops 44 defense.
  2161. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2162. Round 2: party girl takes 424 damage.
  2163. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2164. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  2165. You gain 262 Meat
  2166. You acquire an item: runproof mascara
  2167. You acquire an item: very small red dress
  2168. After Battle: You gain 140 Fortitude
  2169. You gain some Muscle points!
  2170. After Battle: You gain 416 Magicalness
  2171. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2172. After Battle: You gain 126 Chutzpah
  2173. You gain some Moxie points!
  2174. This combat did not cost a turn
  2175.  
  2176. [47] The Neverending Party
  2177. Encounter: burnout
  2178. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2179. Round 1: burnout drops 145 attack power.
  2180. Round 1: burnout drops 43 defense.
  2181. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2182. Round 2: burnout takes 433 damage.
  2183. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2184. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  2185. You gain 135 Meat
  2186. You acquire an item: van key
  2187. You acquire an item: jam band bootleg
  2188. After Battle: You gain 146 Strongness
  2189. You gain a Muscle point!
  2190. After Battle: You gain 377 Magicalness
  2191. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2192. After Battle: You gain 150 Smarm
  2193. You gain a Moxie point!
  2194. This combat did not cost a turn
  2195.  
  2196. use 1 van key
  2197. You acquire an item: lihc eye pie
  2198. You acquire papaya taco (2)
  2199. You acquire an item: stolen sushi
  2200.  
  2201. Leaflet inv
  2202.  
  2203. Leaflet open mailbox
  2204.  
  2205. Leaflet take leaflet
  2206.  
  2207. Leaflet open door
  2208.  
  2209. Leaflet east
  2210.  
  2211. Leaflet take sword
  2212.  
  2213. Leaflet west
  2214.  
  2215. Leaflet north
  2216.  
  2217. Leaflet cut hedge
  2218.  
  2219. Leaflet take stick
  2220.  
  2221. Leaflet west
  2222.  
  2223. Leaflet light stick
  2224.  
  2225. Leaflet east
  2226.  
  2227. Leaflet north
  2228.  
  2229. Leaflet kill serpent
  2230.  
  2231. Leaflet open chest
  2232. You acquire an item: Frobozz Real-Estate Company Instant House (TM)
  2233.  
  2234. Leaflet look behind chest
  2235.  
  2236. Leaflet look in hole
  2237. You acquire an item: grue egg
  2238.  
  2239. Leaflet south
  2240.  
  2241. Leaflet south
  2242.  
  2243. Leaflet east
  2244.  
  2245. Leaflet examine fireplace
  2246. (You see a ceramic model of a small white house)
  2247.  
  2248. Leaflet xyzzy
  2249. You gain 200 Muscleboundness
  2250. You gain some Muscle points!
  2251. You gain 260 Enchantedness
  2252. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2253. You gain 200 Roguishness
  2254. You gain some Moxie points!
  2255.  
  2256. Leaflet examine fireplace
  2257. (You see a ceramic model of a small white house)
  2258.  
  2259. Leaflet examine tinder
  2260.  
  2261. Leaflet light fireplace
  2262.  
  2263. Leaflet take boots
  2264.  
  2265. Leaflet wear boots
  2266.  
  2267. Leaflet west
  2268.  
  2269. Leaflet south
  2270.  
  2271. Leaflet south
  2272.  
  2273. Leaflet south
  2274.  
  2275. Leaflet west
  2276.  
  2277. Leaflet north
  2278.  
  2279. Leaflet east
  2280.  
  2281. Leaflet north
  2282.  
  2283. Leaflet north
  2284.  
  2285. Leaflet north
  2286.  
  2287. Leaflet up
  2288.  
  2289. Leaflet take egg
  2290.  
  2291. Leaflet throw egg at roadrunner
  2292.  
  2293. Leaflet down
  2294.  
  2295. Leaflet move leaves
  2296.  
  2297. Leaflet up
  2298.  
  2299. Leaflet throw ruby at petunias
  2300.  
  2301. Leaflet read scroll
  2302.  
  2303. Leaflet GNUSTO CLEESH
  2304. You learned a new skill: CLEESH
  2305.  
  2306. Leaflet up
  2307.  
  2308. Leaflet CLEESH giant
  2309.  
  2310. Leaflet take ring
  2311. You acquire an item: giant pinky ring
  2312. unequip shirt
  2313. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  2314. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  2315.  
  2316. Converting lihc eye pie into Fuel
  2317.  
  2318. Converting bottle of whiskey into Fuel
  2319.  
  2320. Converting 3 papaya tacos into Fuel
  2321.  
  2322. Converting 2 tomato daiquiris into Fuel
  2323.  
  2324. Converting 2 beertinis into Fuel
  2325.  
  2326. Converting spicy jumping bean burrito into Fuel
  2327.  
  2328. Converting yellow brick road into Fuel
  2329.  
  2330. Converting 2 goat cheese tacos into Fuel
  2331.  
  2332. Converting 3 snifters of thoroughly aged brandy into Fuel
  2333.  
  2334. Converting 2 strawberry pies into Fuel
  2335.  
  2336. Converting lemon meringue pie into Fuel
  2337.  
  2338. Converting slimy fermented bile bladder into Fuel
  2339.  
  2340. Converting water purification pills into Fuel
  2341.  
  2342. Converting stolen sushi into Fuel
  2343.  
  2344. Converting 7 piles of salacious crumbs into Fuel
  2345.  
  2346. Converting PB&J with the crusts cut off into Fuel
  2347.  
  2348. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  2349. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  2350.  
  2351. [47] The Spooky Forest
  2352. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  2353. Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
  2354. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=2
  2355. Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
  2356. Took choice 505/1: gain mosquito larva then 3 spooky mushrooms
  2357. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=505&option=1
  2358. You acquire an item: mosquito larva
  2359. You gain 500 Meat
  2360.  
  2361. [48] The Spooky Forest
  2362. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  2363. Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
  2364. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=2
  2365. Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
  2366. Took choice 505/2: gain 300 meat & tree-holed coin then nothing
  2367. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=505&option=2
  2368. You gain 300 Meat
  2369. You acquire an item: tree-holed coin
  2370.  
  2371. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  2372.  
  2373. equip shirt denim jacket
  2374. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  2375. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  2376.  
  2377. [49] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  2378. Encounter: slime blob
  2379. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2380. Round 1: You lose 53 hit points
  2381. Round 1: slime blob drops 149 attack power.
  2382. Round 1: slime blob drops 42 defense.
  2383. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ENSORCEL!
  2384. This combat did not cost a turn
  2385.  
  2386. buy 1 third-hand lantern for 100 each from The General Store
  2387. You spent 100 Meat
  2388. You acquire an item: third-hand lantern
  2389.  
  2390. equip off-hand third-hand lantern
  2391.  
  2392. equip acc3 ponytail clip
  2393.  
  2394. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  2395. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  2396. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  2397. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  2398. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  2399. You acquire an effect: Driving Quickly (30)
  2400.  
  2401. buy 1 marzipan skull for 300 each from Gno-Mart
  2402. You spent 300 Meat
  2403. You acquire an item: marzipan skull
  2404.  
  2405. use 1 marzipan skull
  2406. You acquire an effect: Hardly Poisoned at All (5)
  2407. You acquire an effect: Hombre Muerto Caminando (5)
  2408. You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (5)
  2409.  
  2410. Visiting The Horsery
  2411. Took choice 1266/1: Rent This Horse
  2412. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=1
  2413. Chose the normal horse. Nothin' funny about that
  2414.  
  2415. buy 1 anti-anti-antidote for 30 each from Doc Galaktik's Medicine Show
  2416. You spent 30 Meat
  2417. You acquire an item: anti-anti-antidote
  2418.  
  2419. use 1 anti-anti-antidote
  2420.  
  2421. [49] The Defiled Alcove
  2422. Encounter: modern zmobie
  2423. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2424. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2425. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 18 attack power.
  2426. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 17 defense.
  2427. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2428. Round 2: modern zmobie takes 1033 damage.
  2429. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2430. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  2431. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  2432. After Battle: You gain 9 Mana Points
  2433. You gain 158 Meat
  2434. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  2435. After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness
  2436. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  2437.  
  2438. equip acc2 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  2439.  
  2440. [50] The Defiled Alcove
  2441. Encounter: modern zmobie
  2442. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2443. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2444. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 18 attack power.
  2445. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 17 defense.
  2446. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2447. Round 2: modern zmobie takes 971 damage.
  2448. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2449. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  2450. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  2451. After Battle: You gain 10 Mana Points
  2452. You gain 150 Meat
  2453. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  2454. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  2455. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  2456.  
  2457. [51] The Defiled Alcove
  2458. Encounter: modern zmobie
  2459. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2460. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2461. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 18 attack power.
  2462. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 18 defense.
  2463. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2464. Round 2: modern zmobie takes 970 damage.
  2465. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2466. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  2467. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  2468. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  2469. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  2470. You gain 156 Meat
  2471. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  2472. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  2473. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  2474.  
  2475. [52] The Defiled Alcove
  2476. Encounter: modern zmobie
  2477. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2478. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2479. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 18 attack power.
  2480. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 17 defense.
  2481. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2482. Round 2: modern zmobie takes 990 damage.
  2483. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2484. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  2485. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  2486. After Battle: You gain 6 Mana Points
  2487. You gain 182 Meat
  2488. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  2489. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  2490. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  2491.  
  2492. [53] The Defiled Alcove
  2493. Encounter: modern zmobie
  2494. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2495. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2496. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 18 attack power.
  2497. Round 1: modern zmobie drops 17 defense.
  2498. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2499. Round 2: modern zmobie takes 1008 damage.
  2500. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2501. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits five quick beeps.
  2502. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  2503. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  2504. After Battle: You gain 9 Mana Points
  2505. You gain 140 Meat
  2506. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  2507. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  2508. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2509. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  2510.  
  2511. [54] The Defiled Alcove
  2512. Encounter: conjoined zmombie
  2513. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2514. Round 1: You lose 3 hit points
  2515. Round 1: conjoined zmombie drops 20 attack power.
  2516. Round 1: conjoined zmombie drops 18 defense.
  2517. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2518. Round 2: conjoined zmombie takes 1004 damage.
  2519. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2520. After Battle: As you end the conjoined zmombies' conjoined lives for the second times, your Evilometer emits a loud beep.
  2521. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  2522. After Battle: You gain 7 Mana Points
  2523. You gain 813 Meat
  2524. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2525. You acquire an item: cranberries
  2526. You acquire an item: cranberries
  2527. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  2528. After Battle: You gain 71 Enchantedness
  2529. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  2530. You gain a Moxie point!
  2531. You acquire an item: blood bag
  2532. You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
  2533.  
  2534. Visiting the Spacegate Terminal
  2535. Took choice 1235/2: Open the gate to a specific planet
  2536. choice.php?whichchoice=1235&pwd&option=2&word=ZWWWWWW
  2537. Planet: Sigma Paulreiserus III
  2538. Coordinates: ZWWWWWW
  2539. Hazards: high gravity|irradiated|magnetic storms|hot solar flares|scary noises|lewd rock formations
  2540. Plant Life: none detected
  2541. Animal Life: none detected
  2542. Intelligent Life: none detected
  2543. Spant chemical signature detected: true
  2544. Murderbots frequencies detected: false
  2545. Ancient ruins detected: true
  2546. Spacegate turns left: 20
  2547.  
  2548. [55] Through the Spacegate
  2549. Encounter: exo-servo leg braces
  2550. You acquire an item: exo-servo leg braces
  2551. You acquire an item: rad cloak
  2552. You acquire an item: gate transceiver
  2553.  
  2554. equip pants exo-servo leg braces
  2555.  
  2556. equip back rad cloak
  2557.  
  2558. equip acc1 gate transceiver
  2559.  
  2560. equip acc3 Draftsman's driving gloves
  2561.  
  2562. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2563. Took choice 1275/1: Grab a deceased crimbo tree
  2564. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=1&pwd
  2565. You acquire an item: deceased crimbo tree
  2566.  
  2567. equip off-hand deceased crimbo tree
  2568.  
  2569. Visiting The Horsery
  2570. Took choice 1266/3: Rent This Horse
  2571. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=3
  2572. Chose the crazy horse
  2573.  
  2574. buy 1 jabañero-flavored chewing gum for 200 each from Gno-Mart
  2575. You spent 200 Meat
  2576. You acquire an item: jabañero-flavored chewing gum
  2577.  
  2578. use 1 jabañero-flavored chewing gum
  2579. You acquire an effect: Spicy Mouth (5)
  2580.  
  2581. buy 1 pickle-flavored chewing gum for 200 each from Gno-Mart
  2582. You spent 200 Meat
  2583. You acquire an item: pickle-flavored chewing gum
  2584.  
  2585. use 1 pickle-flavored chewing gum
  2586. You acquire an effect: Mystic Pickleness (5)
  2587.  
  2588. [55] Through the Spacegate
  2589. Encounter: A Whole New World
  2590.  
  2591. [55] Through the Spacegate
  2592. Encounter: Paradise Under a Strange Sun
  2593. Took choice 1248/2: gain 1000 moxie stats
  2594. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1248&option=2
  2595. You gain 1000 Chutzpah
  2596. You gain some Moxie points!
  2597. You lose 7,979 hit points
  2598.  
  2599. equip acc1 FantasyRealm G. E. M.
  2600. mcd 0
  2601.  
  2602. [56] The Bandit Crossroads
  2603. Encounter: fantasy bandit
  2604. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2605. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 19 attack power.
  2606. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 19 defense.
  2607. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2608. Round 2: fantasy bandit takes 1115 damage.
  2609. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2610. You acquire an item: Rubee™
  2611. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  2612. You acquire an effect: Cat Class, Cat Style (5)
  2613. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  2614. You gain a Muscle point!
  2615. After Battle: You gain 42 Enchantedness
  2616. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  2617. unequip weapon
  2618. unequip offhand
  2619.  
  2620. [57] The Bandit Crossroads
  2621. Encounter: fantasy bandit
  2622. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2623. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 15 attack power.
  2624. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 15 defense.
  2625. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2626. Round 2: fantasy bandit takes 12 damage.
  2627. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  2628. Round 3: fantasy bandit takes 90 damage.
  2629. Round 3: You gain 90 hit points
  2630. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2631. You acquire an item: Rubee™
  2632. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  2633. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  2634. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  2635.  
  2636. equip acc1 gate transceiver
  2637.  
  2638. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  2639.  
  2640. equip off-hand deceased crimbo tree
  2641.  
  2642. [58] Through the Spacegate
  2643. Encounter: Spant drone
  2644. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2645. Round 1: Spant drone drops 180 attack power.
  2646. Round 1: Spant drone drops 95 defense.
  2647. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ENSORCEL!
  2648. Round 2: You lose 7,315 hit points
  2649. This combat did not cost a turn
  2650.  
  2651. [58] The Barrel Full of Barrels
  2652. Took choice 1099/2: Turn Crank (1)
  2653. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=2
  2654.  
  2655. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  2656. Took choice 1099/1: A barrel
  2657. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=20
  2658. You acquire an item: orange
  2659. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  2660. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=21
  2661. You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
  2662.  
  2663. Use 1 ten-leaf clover
  2664. You acquire an item: disassembled clover
  2665.  
  2666. equip acc1 FantasyRealm G. E. M.
  2667. unequip weapon
  2668. unequip offhand
  2669.  
  2670. [59] The Bandit Crossroads
  2671. Encounter: fantasy bandit
  2672. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2673. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 15 attack power.
  2674. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 16 defense.
  2675. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the electronics kit!
  2676. Round 2: fantasy bandit drops 21 attack power.
  2677. Round 2: fantasy bandit drops 22 defense.
  2678. Round 2: You gain 31 Mana Points
  2679. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the very small red dress!
  2680. Round 3: You lose 34 hit points
  2681. This combat did not cost a turn
  2682. Encounter: Torpor
  2683. Took choice 1342/2: (secret choice)
  2684. choice.php?sk[]=10&sk[]=11&sk[]=12&sk[]=13&sk[]=14&sk[]=15&sk[]=16&sk[]=22&sk[]=23&sk[]=24&sk[]=25&sk[]=26&sk[]=27&sk[]=28&sk[]=30&sk[]=31&sk[]=32&sk[]=33&sk[]=34&sk[]=35&sk[]=36&sk[]=37&sk[]=38&pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=2
  2685. Encounter: Torpor
  2686. You have learned Preternatural Strength
  2687. You have forgotten Intimidating Aura
  2688. Took choice 1342/2: (secret choice)
  2689. choice.php?sk[]=10&sk[]=11&sk[]=12&sk[]=13&sk[]=14&sk[]=15&sk[]=16&sk[]=17&sk[]=22&sk[]=23&sk[]=24&sk[]=25&sk[]=26&sk[]=27&sk[]=28&sk[]=30&sk[]=31&sk[]=32&sk[]=33&sk[]=34&sk[]=35&sk[]=36&sk[]=37&sk[]=38&pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=2
  2690. Encounter: Torpor
  2691. You have learned Ferocity
  2692. Took choice 1342/1: (secret choice)
  2693. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=1
  2694.  
  2695. buy 1 hermit permit for 100 each from The General Store
  2696. You spent 100 Meat
  2697. You acquire an item: hermit permit
  2698.  
  2699. Visiting Hermit
  2700.  
  2701. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2702. You spent 50 Meat
  2703. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2704.  
  2705. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2706. You acquire an item: saucepan
  2707.  
  2708. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2709. You spent 50 Meat
  2710. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2711.  
  2712. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2713. You acquire an item: disco mask
  2714.  
  2715. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2716. You spent 50 Meat
  2717. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2718.  
  2719. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2720. You acquire an item: helmet turtle
  2721.  
  2722. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2723. You spent 50 Meat
  2724. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2725.  
  2726. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2727. You acquire an item: stolen accordion
  2728.  
  2729. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2730. You spent 50 Meat
  2731. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2732.  
  2733. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2734. You acquire an item: worthless trinket
  2735.  
  2736. Visiting Hermit
  2737.  
  2738. trading 1 worthless item for 1 seal tooth
  2739. You acquire an item: seal tooth
  2740.  
  2741. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2742. You spent 50 Meat
  2743. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2744.  
  2745. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2746. You acquire an item: ravioli hat
  2747.  
  2748. buy 1 chewing gum on a string for 50 each from The General Store
  2749. You spent 50 Meat
  2750. You acquire an item: chewing gum on a string
  2751.  
  2752. Use 1 chewing gum on a string to retrieve items from the sewer.
  2753. You acquire an item: worthless gewgaw
  2754.  
  2755. Visiting Hermit
  2756.  
  2757. trading 1 worthless item for 1 ten-leaf clover
  2758. You acquire an item: ten-leaf clover
  2759.  
  2760. Use 1 ten-leaf clover
  2761. You acquire an item: disassembled clover
  2762.  
  2763. [60] The Bandit Crossroads
  2764. Encounter: fantasy bandit
  2765. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2766. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 16 attack power.
  2767. Round 1: fantasy bandit drops 15 defense.
  2768. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2769. Round 2: fantasy bandit takes 250 damage.
  2770. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2771. You acquire an item: Rubee™
  2772. You acquire an item: fat loot token
  2773. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  2774. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  2775. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2776. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  2777.  
  2778. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  2779. --------------------
  2780. 10251 Fourth of May Cosplay Saber 651314979 may4sword.gif weapon 0
  2781. Fourth of May Cosplay Saber 100 Mus: 0 1-handed saber
  2782. # Item Fourth of May Cosplay Saber: Use the Force on Enemies
  2783. Item Fourth of May Cosplay Saber Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20, Spooky Damage: +4, Stench Damage: +4, Hot Damage: +4, Cold Damage: +4, Sleaze Damage: +4, Spooky Resistance: +1, Stench Resistance: +1, Hot Resistance: +1, Cold Resistance: +1, Sleaze Resistance: +1, Monster Level: +20
  2784. --------------------
  2785.  
  2786. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  2787.  
  2788. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2789. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  2790. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  2791. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  2792.  
  2793. equip pants tinsel tights
  2794.  
  2795. equip back vampyric cloake
  2796.  
  2797. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  2798. unequip acc2
  2799.  
  2800. equip acc3 astral belt
  2801.  
  2802. equip acc2 Draftsman's driving gloves
  2803. You lose an effect: Driving Quickly (0)
  2804. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  2805.  
  2806. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  2807. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  2808.  
  2809. [61] The Defiled Nook
  2810. Encounter: Skull, Skull, Skull
  2811. Took choice 155/5: skip adventure
  2812. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=155&option=5
  2813.  
  2814. [61] The Defiled Nook
  2815. Encounter: spiny skelelton
  2816. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  2817. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  2818. Round 1: spiny skelelton drops 30 attack power.
  2819. Round 1: spiny skelelton drops 30 defense.
  2820. --------------------
  2821. 7311 Use the Force, %playername! may4sword.gif 5 0 0
  2822. --------------------
  2823. --------------------
  2824. 7311 Use the Force, Monsieur Bob! may4sword.gif 5 0 0
  2825. --------------------
  2826. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  2827. Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 74 damage.
  2828. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  2829. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 47 damage.
  2830. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  2831. Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 48 damage.
  2832. Round 4: You gain 95 hit points
  2833. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  2834. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 649 damage.
  2835. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2836. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  2837. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2838. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  2839. You acquire an item: smart skull
  2840. You acquire an item: spiked femur
  2841. You acquire an item: evil eye
  2842. You acquire an item: skelelton spine
  2843. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  2844. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  2845. After Battle: You gain 64 Mysteriousness
  2846. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  2847.  
  2848. [62] The Defiled Nook
  2849. Encounter: toothy sklelton
  2850. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  2851. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  2852. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 30 attack power.
  2853. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 30 defense.
  2854. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  2855. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 73 damage.
  2856. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  2857. Round 3: toothy sklelton takes 46 damage.
  2858. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  2859. Round 4: toothy sklelton takes 47 damage.
  2860. Round 4: You gain 93 hit points
  2861. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  2862. Round 5: toothy sklelton takes 633 damage.
  2863. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2864. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  2865. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2866. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2867. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  2868. You acquire an item: evil eye
  2869. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  2870. After Battle: You gain 62 Enchantedness
  2871. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  2872.  
  2873. [63] The Defiled Nook
  2874. Encounter: toothy sklelton
  2875. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  2876. Round 1: You lose 41 hit points
  2877. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 31 attack power.
  2878. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 30 defense.
  2879. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2880. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 643 damage.
  2881. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2882. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  2883. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2884. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2885. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2886. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  2887. You acquire an item: bone flute
  2888. You acquire an item: evil eye
  2889. You acquire an effect: Deadly Lampblade (5)
  2890. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  2891. After Battle: You gain 71 Mysteriousness
  2892. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2893. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  2894.  
  2895. [64] The Defiled Nook
  2896. Encounter: toothy sklelton
  2897. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  2898. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  2899. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 31 attack power.
  2900. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 30 defense.
  2901. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  2902. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 646 damage.
  2903. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 49 damage.
  2904. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2905. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  2906. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2907. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2908. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2909. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  2910. You acquire an item: bone flute
  2911. You acquire an item: evil eye
  2912. After Battle: You gain 26 Strongness
  2913. You gain a Muscle point!
  2914. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  2915. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  2916.  
  2917. use 4 evil eye
  2918.  
  2919. [65] The Defiled Nook
  2920. Encounter: toothy sklelton
  2921. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  2922. Round 1: You lose 43 hit points
  2923. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 31 attack power.
  2924. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 30 defense.
  2925. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2926. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2927. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 671 damage.
  2928. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2929. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  2930. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2931. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2932. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2933. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  2934. You acquire an item: bone flute
  2935. You acquire an item: evil eye
  2936. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  2937. After Battle: You gain 58 Wizardliness
  2938. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  2939. You gain a Moxie point!
  2940.  
  2941. use 1 evil eye
  2942.  
  2943. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  2944.  
  2945. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2946. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  2947. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  2948. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  2949.  
  2950. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  2951.  
  2952. equip pants pantogram pants
  2953.  
  2954. [66] The Haunted Bathroom
  2955. Encounter: sausage goblin
  2956. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  2957. Round 1: You lose 52 hit points
  2958. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 149 attack power.
  2959. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 149 defense.
  2960. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2961. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 1388 damage.
  2962. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2963. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  2964. You gain 182 Meat
  2965. You acquire an item: red-hot sausage fork
  2966. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  2967. After Battle: You gain 140 Fortitude
  2968. You gain a Muscle point!
  2969. After Battle: You gain 403 Magicalness
  2970. You gain some Mysticality points!
  2971. After Battle: You gain 126 Cheek
  2972. This combat did not cost a turn
  2973. unequip shirt
  2974.  
  2975. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  2976. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  2977. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  2978. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  2979.  
  2980. equip pants tinsel tights
  2981.  
  2982. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  2983.  
  2984. [66] The Defiled Nook
  2985. Encounter: toothy sklelton
  2986. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  2987. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  2988. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 31 attack power.
  2989. Round 1: toothy sklelton drops 30 defense.
  2990. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  2991. Round 2: toothy sklelton takes 676 damage.
  2992. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  2993. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  2994. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  2995. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2996. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  2997. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  2998. You acquire an item: bone flute
  2999. You acquire an item: evil eye
  3000. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  3001. After Battle: You gain 67 Magicalness
  3002. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3003. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  3004. You gain a Moxie point!
  3005.  
  3006. use 1 evil eye
  3007.  
  3008. [67] The Defiled Nook
  3009. Encounter: spiny skelelton
  3010. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3011. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  3012. Round 1: spiny skelelton drops 30 attack power.
  3013. Round 1: spiny skelelton drops 30 defense.
  3014. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  3015. Round 2: spiny skelelton takes 74 damage.
  3016. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  3017. Round 3: spiny skelelton takes 46 damage.
  3018. Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
  3019. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  3020. Round 4: spiny skelelton takes 47 damage.
  3021. Round 4: You gain 93 hit points
  3022. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  3023. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 573 damage.
  3024. Round 5: spiny skelelton takes 55 damage.
  3025. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3026. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3027. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  3028. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  3029. You acquire an item: smart skull
  3030. You acquire an item: evil eye
  3031. You acquire an item: skelelton spine
  3032. You acquire an item: succulent marrow
  3033. You acquire an effect: New and Improved (5)
  3034. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  3035. After Battle: You gain 49 Enchantedness
  3036. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  3037.  
  3038. equip pants pantogram pants
  3039. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  3040. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  3041.  
  3042. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  3043. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  3044.  
  3045. [68] The Spooky Forest
  3046. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3047. Took choice 502/3: gain a starter item, gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer (0), gain spooky temple map
  3048. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=3
  3049. Encounter: Through Thicket and Thinnet
  3050. Took choice 506/3: gain spooky temple map
  3051. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=506&option=3
  3052. Encounter: O Lith, Mon
  3053. Took choice 507/1: gain Spooky Temple map
  3054. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=507&option=1
  3055. You acquire an item: Spooky Temple map
  3056.  
  3057. [69] The Spooky Forest
  3058. Encounter: spooky vampire
  3059. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3060. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  3061. Round 1: spooky vampire drops 15 attack power.
  3062. Round 1: spooky vampire drops 15 defense.
  3063. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  3064. This combat did not cost a turn
  3065.  
  3066. [69] The Spooky Forest
  3067. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3068. Took choice 502/3: gain a starter item, gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer (0)
  3069. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=3
  3070. Encounter: Through Thicket and Thinnet
  3071. Took choice 506/2: gain Spooky-Gro fertilizer
  3072. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=506&option=2
  3073. You acquire an item: Spooky-Gro fertilizer
  3074.  
  3075. [70] The Spooky Forest
  3076. Encounter: bar
  3077. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3078. Round 1: bar drops 15 attack power.
  3079. Round 1: bar drops 15 defense.
  3080. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3081. Round 2: bar takes 947 damage.
  3082. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3083. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  3084. You gain 41 Meat
  3085. You acquire an item: bar skin
  3086. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
  3087. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  3088. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  3089. You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
  3090.  
  3091. [71] The Spooky Forest
  3092. Encounter: spooky mummy
  3093. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3094. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  3095. Round 1: spooky mummy drops 15 attack power.
  3096. Round 1: spooky mummy drops 15 defense.
  3097. Round 1: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  3098. Round 2: spooky mummy takes 76 damage.
  3099. Round 2: You gain 122 hit points
  3100. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  3101. Round 3: spooky mummy takes 1045 damage.
  3102. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3103. You gain 28 Meat
  3104. You acquire an item: dried face
  3105. You acquire an item: spooky shrunken head
  3106. You acquire an item: ancient pills
  3107. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  3108. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  3109. After Battle: You gain 11 Smarm
  3110.  
  3111. [72] The Spooky Forest
  3112. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  3113. Took choice 502/1: gain some meat, meet the vampire hunter and trade 0 hearts, sell bar skins (1) or buy a spooky sapling (0)
  3114. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=1
  3115. Encounter: The Road Less Traveled
  3116. Took choice 503/3: gain spooky sapling or trade bar skins
  3117. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=503&option=3
  3118. Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
  3119. Took choice 504/3: buy spooky sapling
  3120. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=504&option=3
  3121. Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
  3122. You spent 100 Meat
  3123. You acquire an item: spooky sapling
  3124. Took choice 504/1: bar skin
  3125. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=504&option=1
  3126. Encounter: Tree's Last Stand
  3127. You gain 75 Meat
  3128. Took choice 504/4: skip adventure
  3129. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=504&option=4
  3130.  
  3131. use 1 Spooky Temple map
  3132.  
  3133. [73] The Hidden Temple
  3134. Encounter: craven carven raven
  3135. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3136. Round 1: craven carven raven drops 22 attack power.
  3137. Round 1: craven carven raven drops 22 defense.
  3138. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  3139. Round 2: your opponent becomes a stone temple pirate!
  3140. Round 2: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  3141. This combat did not cost a turn
  3142.  
  3143. [73] The Hidden Temple
  3144. Encounter: craven carven raven
  3145. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3146. Round 1: craven carven raven drops 22 attack power.
  3147. Round 1: craven carven raven drops 22 defense.
  3148. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  3149. Round 2: your opponent becomes a baa-relief sheep!
  3150. Round 2: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  3151. Round 3: monsieur bob casts OFFER LATTE TO OPPONENT!
  3152. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  3153. Round 5: baa-relief sheep takes 1168 damage.
  3154. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3155. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  3156. You acquire an item: stone wool
  3157. After Battle: You gain 9 Strengthliness
  3158. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  3159. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3160. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  3161.  
  3162. [74] The Hidden Temple
  3163. Encounter: Baa'baa'bu'ran
  3164. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3165. Round 1: Baa'baa'bu'ran drops 30 attack power.
  3166. Round 1: Baa'baa'bu'ran drops 30 defense.
  3167. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3168. Round 2: Baa'baa'bu'ran takes 772 damage.
  3169. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3170. After Battle: You gain 23 hit points
  3171. You acquire an item: stone wool
  3172. You acquire an item: stone wool
  3173. You acquire an item: stone wool
  3174. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  3175. You gain a Muscle point!
  3176. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  3177. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  3178.  
  3179. [75] The Defiled Nook
  3180. Encounter: giant skeelton
  3181. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3182. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  3183. Round 1: giant skeelton drops 25 attack power.
  3184. Round 1: giant skeelton drops 24 defense.
  3185. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3186. Round 2: giant skeelton takes 772 damage.
  3187. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3188. After Battle: As the skeelton collapses in a jumbled pile of bones, the Evilometer emits a single very loud beep.
  3189. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  3190. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  3191. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  3192. You acquire an item: skeleton bone
  3193. You acquire an effect: Mutated (5)
  3194. After Battle: You gain 28 Strongness
  3195. After Battle: You gain 58 Mysteriousness
  3196. After Battle: You gain 26 Cheek
  3197.  
  3198. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  3199. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  3200. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  3201. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  3202. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  3203. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  3204. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  3205.  
  3206. main.php?latte=1
  3207.  
  3208. equip pants tinsel tights
  3209.  
  3210. equip off-hand cosmetic football
  3211.  
  3212. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  3213. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  3214. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  3215. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  3216.  
  3217. equip hat wad of used tape
  3218.  
  3219. [76] The Defiled Cranny
  3220. Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
  3221. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3222. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3223. Round 1: gluttonous ghuol drops 18 attack power.
  3224. Round 1: gluttonous ghuol drops 17 defense.
  3225. Round 1: monsieur bob casts KGB TRANQUILIZER DART!
  3226. This combat did not cost a turn
  3227.  
  3228. [76] The Defiled Cranny
  3229. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  3230. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3231. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3232. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 attack power.
  3233. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
  3234. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3235. Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 933 damage.
  3236. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3237. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3238. You gain 56 Meat
  3239. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  3240. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  3241. You acquire an item: dieting pill
  3242. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  3243. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  3244. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  3245. You gain a Moxie point!
  3246.  
  3247. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  3248.  
  3249. equip acc3 astral belt
  3250.  
  3251. [77] The Defiled Cranny
  3252. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  3253. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3254. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3255. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 19 attack power.
  3256. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
  3257. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3258. Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 873 damage.
  3259. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3260. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3261. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  3262. You gain 61 Meat
  3263. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  3264. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  3265. You acquire an item: dieting pill
  3266. After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
  3267. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  3268. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  3269.  
  3270. [78] The Defiled Cranny
  3271. Encounter: Death Rattlin'
  3272. Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
  3273. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=523&option=4
  3274. Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps
  3275. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3276. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3277. Round 1: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 18 attack power.
  3278. Round 1: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 defense.
  3279. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3280. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 868 damage.
  3281. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3282. After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 8 times.
  3283. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  3284. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  3285. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3286. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  3287.  
  3288. [79] The Defiled Cranny
  3289. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  3290. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3291. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3292. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 attack power.
  3293. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
  3294. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3295. Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 907 damage.
  3296. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3297. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3298. You gain 58 Meat
  3299. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  3300. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  3301. You acquire an item: dieting pill
  3302. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  3303. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  3304. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  3305.  
  3306. [80] The Defiled Cranny
  3307. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  3308. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3309. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3310. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 19 attack power.
  3311. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
  3312. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3313. Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 855 damage.
  3314. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3315. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3316. You gain 53 Meat
  3317. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  3318. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  3319. You acquire an item: dieting pill
  3320. You acquire an effect: Gummi Badass (5)
  3321. After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
  3322. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  3323. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  3324.  
  3325. [81] The Defiled Cranny
  3326. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  3327. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3328. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3329. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 attack power.
  3330. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 18 defense.
  3331. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3332. Round 2: gaunt ghuol takes 860 damage.
  3333. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3334. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3335. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  3336. You gain 58 Meat
  3337. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  3338. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  3339. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  3340. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  3341. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  3342.  
  3343. [82] The Defiled Cranny
  3344. Encounter: Death Rattlin'
  3345. Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
  3346. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=523&option=4
  3347. Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps
  3348. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3349. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  3350. Round 1: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 18 attack power.
  3351. Round 1: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 17 defense.
  3352. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3353. Round 2: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 860 damage.
  3354. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3355. After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 8 times.
  3356. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  3357. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  3358. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  3359. You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
  3360.  
  3361. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  3362.  
  3363. [83] The Defiled Cranny
  3364. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  3365. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3366. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3367. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 15 attack power.
  3368. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 15 defense.
  3369. Round 1: monsieur bob casts OTOSCOPE!
  3370. Round 2: gaunt ghuol drops 17 attack power.
  3371. Round 2: gaunt ghuol drops 16 defense.
  3372. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  3373. Round 3: gaunt ghuol takes 972 damage.
  3374. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3375. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  3376. You gain 50 Meat
  3377. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  3378. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  3379. You acquire an item: dieting pill
  3380. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  3381. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  3382. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3383. After Battle: You gain 7 Roguishness
  3384. > Added unknown string modifier Skill (The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder)!
  3385. > Added unknown numeric modifier Reduce Enemy Defense (Simmering)!
  3386. > Added unknown numeric modifier Song Duration (stolen accordion)!
  3387. > Added unknown numeric modifier Familiar Damage (penguin-smacking club)!
  3388. > Added unknown numeric modifier Pool Skill (pool cue)!
  3389. > Added unknown boolean modifier Breakable (antique greaves)!
  3390. > Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Items (Mayflower bouquet)!
  3391. > Added unknown boolean modifier Look like a Pirate (pirate fledges)!
  3392. > Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Meat (Mer-kin hookspear)!
  3393. > Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Familiar Tuning (aquaviolet jub-jub bird)!
  3394. > Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Familiar Tuning (crimsilion jub-jub bird)!
  3395. > Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Familiar Tuning (charpuce jub-jub bird)!
  3396. > Added unknown boolean modifier Cloathing (Treads of Loathing)!
  3397. > Added unknown boolean modifier No Pull (fat loot token)!
  3398. > Added unknown numeric modifier Kruegerand Drop (dreadful fedora)!
  3399. > Added unknown numeric modifier Maximum Hooch (flask flops)!
  3400. > Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  3401. > Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  3402. > Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  3403. > Added unknown numeric modifier Supercold Resistance (warbear plain ushanka)!
  3404. > Added unknown boolean modifier Lasts Until Rollover (snow mobile)!
  3405. > Added unknown boolean modifier Attacks Can't Miss (Red Fox glove)!
  3406. > Added unknown numeric modifier Water Level (heavy duty umbrella)!
  3407. > Added unknown string modifier Rollover Effect (Sasq™ watch)!
  3408. > Added unknown numeric modifier Rollover Effect Duration (Sasq™ watch)!
  3409. > Added unknown numeric modifier Crimbot Outfit Power (toy Crimbot mega face)!
  3410. > Added unknown numeric modifier Luck (X-ray goggles)!
  3411. > Added unknown numeric modifier Random Monster Modifiers (kill screen)!
  3412. > Added unknown numeric modifier Disco Style (smooth velvet pants)!
  3413. > Added unknown numeric modifier Othello Skill (Othello's military jacket)!
  3414. > Added unknown numeric modifier Sixgun Damage (Pecos Dave's sixgun)!
  3415. > Added unknown numeric modifier Fishing Skill (fishin' hat)!
  3416. > Added unknown numeric modifier Sprinkle Drop (sour ball and chain)!
  3417. > Added unknown string modifier Avatar (murderbot mask)!
  3418. > Added unknown numeric modifier Rubee Drop (LyleCo premium monocle)!
  3419. > Added unknown string modifier Skill (The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder)!
  3420. > Added unknown numeric modifier Reduce Enemy Defense (Simmering)!
  3421. > Added unknown numeric modifier Song Duration (stolen accordion)!
  3422. > Added unknown numeric modifier Familiar Damage (penguin-smacking club)!
  3423. > Added unknown numeric modifier Pool Skill (pool cue)!
  3424. > Added unknown boolean modifier Breakable (antique greaves)!
  3425. > Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Items (Mayflower bouquet)!
  3426. > Added unknown boolean modifier Look like a Pirate (pirate fledges)!
  3427. > Added unknown boolean modifier Drops Meat (Mer-kin hookspear)!
  3428. > Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Familiar Tuning (aquaviolet jub-jub bird)!
  3429. > Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Familiar Tuning (crimsilion jub-jub bird)!
  3430. > Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Familiar Tuning (charpuce jub-jub bird)!
  3431. > Added unknown boolean modifier Cloathing (Treads of Loathing)!
  3432. > Added unknown boolean modifier No Pull (fat loot token)!
  3433. > Added unknown numeric modifier Kruegerand Drop (dreadful fedora)!
  3434. > Added unknown numeric modifier Maximum Hooch (flask flops)!
  3435. > Added unknown numeric modifier Muscle Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  3436. > Added unknown numeric modifier Mysticality Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  3437. > Added unknown numeric modifier Moxie Limit (warbear hoverbelt)!
  3438. > Added unknown numeric modifier Supercold Resistance (warbear plain ushanka)!
  3439. > Added unknown boolean modifier Lasts Until Rollover (snow mobile)!
  3440. > Added unknown boolean modifier Attacks Can't Miss (Red Fox glove)!
  3441. > Added unknown numeric modifier Water Level (heavy duty umbrella)!
  3442. > Added unknown string modifier Rollover Effect (Sasq™ watch)!
  3443. > Added unknown numeric modifier Rollover Effect Duration (Sasq™ watch)!
  3444. > Added unknown numeric modifier Crimbot Outfit Power (toy Crimbot mega face)!
  3445. > Added unknown numeric modifier Luck (X-ray goggles)!
  3446. > Added unknown numeric modifier Random Monster Modifiers (kill screen)!
  3447. > Added unknown numeric modifier Disco Style (smooth velvet pants)!
  3448. > Added unknown numeric modifier Othello Skill (Othello's military jacket)!
  3449. > Added unknown numeric modifier Sixgun Damage (Pecos Dave's sixgun)!
  3450. > Added unknown numeric modifier Fishing Skill (fishin' hat)!
  3451. > Added unknown numeric modifier Sprinkle Drop (sour ball and chain)!
  3452. > Added unknown string modifier Avatar (murderbot mask)!
  3453. > Added unknown numeric modifier Rubee Drop (LyleCo premium monocle)!
  3454.  
  3455. pull: 3 blood-soaked sponge cake
  3456.  
  3457. chew 2 dieting pill
  3458.  
  3459. eat 2 blood-soaked sponge cake
  3460. You gain 47 Adventures
  3461. You gain 58 Strongness
  3462. You gain a Muscle point!
  3463. You gain 62 Wizardliness
  3464. You gain 61 Roguishness
  3465. You gain a Moxie point!
  3466. You gain 2 Fullness
  3467. You gain 47 Adventures
  3468. You gain 56 Strongness
  3469. You gain 68 Magicalness
  3470. You gain 56 Sarcasm
  3471. You gain 2 Fullness
  3472.  
  3473. equip acc3 astral belt
  3474.  
  3475. equip pants pantogram pants
  3476.  
  3477. equip shirt denim jacket
  3478.  
  3479. use 1 pocket wish
  3480. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  3481. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=I+was+fighting+a+mountain+man
  3482.  
  3483. [84] genie summoned monster
  3484. Encounter: mountain man
  3485. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3486. Round 1: mountain man drops 22 attack power.
  3487. Round 1: mountain man drops 21 defense.
  3488. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3489. Round 2: mountain man takes 849 damage.
  3490. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3491. You acquire an item: asbestos ore
  3492. You acquire an item: asbestos ore
  3493. You acquire an item: linoleum ore
  3494. You acquire an item: linoleum ore
  3495. You acquire an item: chrome ore
  3496. You acquire an item: chrome ore
  3497. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  3498. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  3499. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  3500.  
  3501. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  3502. Took choice 1275/5: Assemble a shirt
  3503. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=5&pwd
  3504. You acquire an item: makeshift garbage shirt
  3505.  
  3506. equip shirt makeshift garbage shirt
  3507.  
  3508. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  3509.  
  3510. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  3511.  
  3512. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  3513. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  3514.  
  3515. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  3516. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  3517. You lose an effect: Driving Observantly (0)
  3518. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  3519.  
  3520. Converting 6 ghuol eggs into Fuel
  3521.  
  3522. Converting 2 handfuls of cranberries into Fuel
  3523.  
  3524. Converting 2 globs of succulent marrow into Fuel
  3525.  
  3526. [85] The Haunted Bathroom
  3527. Encounter: sausage goblin
  3528. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3529. Round 1: You lose 50 hit points
  3530. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 134 attack power.
  3531. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 134 defense.
  3532. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3533. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 1230 damage.
  3534. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3535. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  3536. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  3537. You gain 182 Meat
  3538. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  3539. You acquire an effect: Jabañero Saucesphere (5)
  3540. After Battle: You gain 140 Muscleboundness
  3541. You gain some Muscle points!
  3542. After Battle: You gain 269 Wizardliness
  3543. You gain some Mysticality points!
  3544. After Battle: You gain 130 Smarm
  3545. You gain a Moxie point!
  3546. This combat did not cost a turn
  3547.  
  3548. [85] The Haunted Bathroom
  3549. Encounter: malevolent hair clog
  3550. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3551. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  3552. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 27 attack power.
  3553. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 26 defense.
  3554. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3555. Round 2: malevolent hair clog takes 626 damage.
  3556. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3557. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  3558. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  3559. After Battle: You gain 34 Beefiness
  3560. After Battle: You gain 104 Enchantedness
  3561. After Battle: You gain 30 Chutzpah
  3562.  
  3563. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  3564.  
  3565. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  3566.  
  3567. [86] The Goatlet
  3568. Encounter: dairy goat
  3569. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3570. Round 1: dairy goat drops 25 attack power.
  3571. Round 1: dairy goat drops 24 defense.
  3572. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  3573. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  3574. Round 3: dairy goat takes 68 damage.
  3575. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  3576. Round 4: dairy goat takes 60 damage.
  3577. Round 4: You gain 96 hit points
  3578. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  3579. Round 5: dairy goat takes 590 damage.
  3580. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3581. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  3582. You gain 130 Meat
  3583. You acquire an item: goat cheese
  3584. You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
  3585. You acquire an item: Shivering Chèvre
  3586. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  3587. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  3588. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  3589. Encounter: Is There A Doctor In The House?
  3590. Took choice 1340/3: stop offering quest
  3591. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1340&option=3
  3592.  
  3593. [87] The Goatlet
  3594. Encounter: drunk goat
  3595. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3596. Round 1: drunk goat drops 25 attack power.
  3597. Round 1: drunk goat drops 24 defense.
  3598. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  3599. This combat did not cost a turn
  3600.  
  3601. [87] The Goatlet
  3602. Encounter: sabre-toothed goat
  3603. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3604. Round 1: sabre-toothed goat drops 25 attack power.
  3605. Round 1: sabre-toothed goat drops 24 defense.
  3606. Round 1: sabre-toothed goat takes 4 damage.
  3607. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  3608. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  3609. Round 2: your opponent becomes a dairy goat!
  3610. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  3611. Round 3: dairy goat takes 62 damage.
  3612. Round 3: You gain 62 hit points
  3613. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3614. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  3615. You gain 132 Meat
  3616. You acquire an item: goat cheese
  3617. You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
  3618. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  3619. After Battle: You gain 39 Mysteriousness
  3620. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3621. You gain a Level!
  3622. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  3623.  
  3624. [88] The Goatlet
  3625. Encounter: dairy goat
  3626. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3627. Round 1: dairy goat drops 25 attack power.
  3628. Round 1: dairy goat drops 24 defense.
  3629. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  3630. Round 2: dairy goat takes 598 damage.
  3631. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3632. You gain 124 Meat
  3633. You acquire an item: goat cheese
  3634. You acquire an item: glass of goat's milk
  3635. You acquire an item: Shivering Chèvre
  3636. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  3637. After Battle: You gain 51 Mysteriousness
  3638. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  3639. mcd 10
  3640.  
  3641. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  3642. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  3643.  
  3644. [89] The Black Forest
  3645. Encounter: Forty Shades of Black
  3646. You acquire an item: black map
  3647.  
  3648. [90] The Black Forest
  3649. Encounter: black magic woman
  3650. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3651. Round 1: black magic woman drops 35 attack power.
  3652. Round 1: black magic woman drops 34 defense.
  3653. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3654. Round 2: black magic woman takes 655 damage.
  3655. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3656. After Battle: You find a black flag planted in the ground. This must be the site of some historic anti-surrender.
  3657. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3658. You gain 249 Meat
  3659. You acquire an item: black eye shadow
  3660. You acquire an item: black magic powder
  3661. You acquire an effect: Weird Flavor (5)
  3662. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  3663. After Battle: You gain 54 Wizardliness
  3664. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  3665. You gain a Moxie point!
  3666.  
  3667. [91] The Black Forest
  3668. Encounter: black friar
  3669. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3670. Round 1: black friar drops 36 attack power.
  3671. Round 1: black friar drops 33 defense.
  3672. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3673. Round 2: black friar takes 655 damage.
  3674. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3675. After Battle: You see a blackboard hanging off a tree, with a piece of chalk beside it. You try to draw some crude graffiti, but the chalk's black, too, so you don't get a good picture.
  3676. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3677. You acquire an item: black cloak
  3678. You acquire an item: black label
  3679. You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
  3680. You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
  3681. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  3682. After Battle: You gain 53 Wizardliness
  3683. After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
  3684. Unlocked cajun for Latte.
  3685.  
  3686. [92] The Black Forest
  3687. Encounter: black adder
  3688. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3689. Round 1: black adder drops 35 attack power.
  3690. Round 1: black adder drops 33 defense.
  3691. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  3692. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3693. Round 2: black adder takes 655 damage.
  3694. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3695. After Battle: You find a pool of thick tar with a flock of gross birds bathing in it -- they must be black tar herons. You should probably just move on.
  3696. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  3697. You gain 234 Meat
  3698. You acquire an item: adder bladder
  3699. You acquire an item: black snake skin
  3700. You acquire an item: sunken eyes
  3701. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  3702. You gain a Muscle point!
  3703. After Battle: You gain 51 Magicalness
  3704. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3705. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  3706.  
  3707. [93] The Black Forest
  3708. Encounter: black widow
  3709. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3710. Round 1: black widow drops 36 attack power.
  3711. Round 1: black widow drops 33 defense.
  3712. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3713. Round 2: black widow takes 661 damage.
  3714. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3715. After Battle: You find a row of blackberry bushes so thick that you can't even see what's on the other side. It's probably just more blackberries, but just in case, you mark the location on your black map.
  3716. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3717. You gain 140 Meat
  3718. You acquire an item: black pension check
  3719. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  3720. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
  3721. After Battle: You gain 65 Enchantedness
  3722. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  3723.  
  3724. [94] The Black Forest
  3725. Encounter: All Over the Map
  3726. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  3727. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=923&option=1
  3728. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  3729. Took choice 924/1: fight blackberry bush
  3730. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=924&option=1
  3731. Encounter: blackberry bush
  3732. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3733. Round 1: blackberry bush drops 35 attack power.
  3734. Round 1: blackberry bush drops 33 defense.
  3735. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  3736. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3737. Round 2: blackberry bush takes 661 damage.
  3738. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3739. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  3740. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3741. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3742. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3743. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  3744. After Battle: You gain 60 Enchantedness
  3745. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  3746. You acquire an item: Special Seasoning
  3747.  
  3748. use 1 SongBoom™ BoomBox
  3749. Encounter: Choose a Soundtrack
  3750. Took choice 1312/5: "Total Eclipse of Your Meat"
  3751. choice.php?whichchoice=1312&option=5&pwd
  3752. Setting soundtrack to Total Eclipse of Your Meat
  3753.  
  3754. [95] The Black Forest
  3755. Encounter: black friar
  3756. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3757. Round 1: black friar drops 36 attack power.
  3758. Round 1: black friar drops 33 defense.
  3759. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3760. Round 2: black friar takes 661 damage.
  3761. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3762. After Battle: In a clearing up ahead, a couple of guys dressed in black are throwing a black ball around. You duck behind a tree before you get blackballed.
  3763. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3764. You acquire an item: black label
  3765. You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
  3766. You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
  3767. You acquire an effect: Antarctic Memories (5)
  3768. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  3769. After Battle: You gain 51 Enchantedness
  3770. After Battle: You gain 21 Sarcasm
  3771.  
  3772. [96] The Black Forest
  3773. Encounter: All Over the Map
  3774. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  3775. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=923&option=1
  3776. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  3777. Took choice 924/2: visit cobbler
  3778. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=924&option=2
  3779. Encounter: The Blackberry Cobbler
  3780. Took choice 928/4: get blackberry galoshes
  3781. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=928&option=4
  3782. You acquire an item: blackberry galoshes
  3783.  
  3784. equip acc3 blackberry galoshes
  3785.  
  3786. main.php?latte=1
  3787.  
  3788. equip off-hand 3-ball
  3789.  
  3790. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  3791. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  3792. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  3793. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  3794.  
  3795. equip pants tinsel tights
  3796.  
  3797. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  3798.  
  3799. equip shirt denim jacket
  3800.  
  3801. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  3802. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  3803. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  3804. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  3805.  
  3806. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  3807. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  3808.  
  3809. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  3810.  
  3811. [97] The Black Forest
  3812. Encounter: black panther
  3813. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3814. Round 1: black panther drops 32 attack power.
  3815. Round 1: black panther drops 29 defense.
  3816. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3817. Round 2: black panther takes 776 damage.
  3818. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3819. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3820. After Battle: The grass ahead is marked with an intimidating black spot. Some pirate must really want that grass dead.
  3821. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  3822. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  3823. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  3824. You gain 363 Meat
  3825. You acquire an item: Black No. 2
  3826. You acquire an item: broken wings
  3827.  
  3828. Create 1 meat paste
  3829. You acquire an item: meat paste
  3830. You lose 10 Meat
  3831.  
  3832. Combine 1 broken wings + 1 sunken eyes
  3833. You acquire an item: reassembled blackbird
  3834. Crafting used 1 each of broken wings and sunken eyes
  3835. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  3836. After Battle: You gain 56 Mysteriousness
  3837. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3838. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  3839.  
  3840. [98] The Black Forest
  3841. Encounter: black widow
  3842. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3843. Round 1: black widow drops 32 attack power.
  3844. Round 1: black widow drops 28 defense.
  3845. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3846. Round 2: black widow takes 782 damage.
  3847. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3848. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3849. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3850. After Battle: You find a cozy black cottage nestled deep in the forest. From the smoke and anvil noises, you conclude that it's probably either a blacksmith's cottage or an anvil-testing facility with liberal workplace smoking rules. Assuming it's the former, you mark its location on your black map.
  3851. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  3852. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  3853. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3854. You gain 112 Meat
  3855. You acquire an item: black pension check
  3856. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  3857. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  3858. After Battle: You gain 47 Mysteriousness
  3859. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  3860.  
  3861. [99] The Black Forest
  3862. Encounter: black magic woman
  3863. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3864. Round 1: black magic woman drops 33 attack power.
  3865. Round 1: black magic woman drops 29 defense.
  3866. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3867. Round 2: black magic woman takes 782 damage.
  3868. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3869. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3870. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3871. After Battle: In a secluded valley surrounded by towering black trees, you spot a mineshaft sunk deep into the black depths of the earth. You mark its location on your black map.
  3872. After Battle: You gain no hit points
  3873. After Battle: You gain 40 Mana Points
  3874. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3875. You gain 230 Meat
  3876. You acquire an item: little black book
  3877. You acquire an item: black eye shadow
  3878. You acquire an item: black magic powder
  3879. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  3880. After Battle: You gain 48 Mysteriousness
  3881. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  3882. You gain a Moxie point!
  3883.  
  3884. [100] The Haunted Bedroom
  3885. Encounter: Wardröb nightstand
  3886. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3887. Round 1: Wardröb nightstand drops 22 attack power.
  3888. Round 1: Wardröb nightstand drops 20 defense.
  3889. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  3890. This combat did not cost a turn
  3891.  
  3892. [100] The Black Forest
  3893. Encounter: black adder
  3894. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3895. Round 1: black adder drops 32 attack power.
  3896. Round 1: black adder drops 29 defense.
  3897. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3898. Round 2: black adder takes 782 damage.
  3899. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3900. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3901. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3902. After Battle: You find a little grove of black-eyed peas. Some of them are just plain peas, so you punch those so they'll fit in with the rest of them.
  3903. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3904. You gain 236 Meat
  3905. You acquire an item: adder bladder
  3906. You acquire an item: black snake skin
  3907. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  3908. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  3909. After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
  3910.  
  3911. [101] The Black Forest
  3912. Encounter: All Over the Map
  3913. Took choice 923/1: fight blackberry bush, visit cobbler, or raid beehive
  3914. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=923&option=1
  3915. Encounter: You Found Your Thrill
  3916. Took choice 924/1: fight blackberry bush
  3917. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=924&option=1
  3918. Encounter: blackberry bush
  3919. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3920. Round 1: blackberry bush drops 31 attack power.
  3921. Round 1: blackberry bush drops 30 defense.
  3922. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3923. Round 2: blackberry bush takes 432 damage.
  3924. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3925. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3926. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3927. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3928. You acquire an item: blackberry
  3929. You acquire an effect: Haunted Stomach (5)
  3930. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  3931. You gain a Muscle point!
  3932. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  3933. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3934. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  3935.  
  3936. [102] The Black Forest
  3937. Encounter: black friar
  3938. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  3939. Round 1: black friar drops 32 attack power.
  3940. Round 1: black friar drops 29 defense.
  3941. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3942. Round 2: black friar takes 436 damage.
  3943. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3944. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3945. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3946. After Battle: In a copse that would be idyllic if it weren't so dark, you find a church that would be picturesque if it wasn't so sinister. You mark its location on your black map, in case you ever want to go to a scary church for some reason. Like if Halloween falls on a Sunday, maybe.
  3947. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  3948. You acquire an item: black label
  3949. You acquire an item: Mornington crescent roll
  3950. You acquire an item: black friar's tonsure
  3951. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  3952. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  3953. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  3954.  
  3955. [103] The Black Forest
  3956. Encounter: black widow
  3957. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  3958. Round 1: black widow drops 32 attack power.
  3959. Round 1: black widow drops 29 defense.
  3960. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  3961. Round 2: black widow takes 436 damage.
  3962. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  3963. After Battle: Your reassembled blackbird flies ahead of you, and as the crow flies, he helps you scout out the area.
  3964. After Battle: These galoshes make it a lot easier to stomp around through the soggy underbrush.
  3965. After Battle: At long last, you discover the trail leading to the Black Market. Frustrated that it took so long, you wonder why they didn't just put up a sign. But then you remember what a black market is, and realize why that would have been a bad idea.
  3966. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  3967. You gain 140 Meat
  3968. You acquire an item: black pension check
  3969. You acquire an item: black picnic basket
  3970. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  3971. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  3972. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  3973.  
  3974. buy 1 forged identification documents for 5000 each from The Black Market
  3975. You spent 5,000 Meat
  3976. You acquire an item: forged identification documents
  3977.  
  3978. use 3 black picnic basket
  3979. You acquire black pudding (2)
  3980. You acquire Blackfly Chardonnay (2)
  3981. You acquire an item: black & tan
  3982. You acquire an item: black pepper
  3983. You acquire black forest cake (2)
  3984. You acquire black forest ham (2)
  3985.  
  3986. use 3 black pension check
  3987. You gain 1,257 Meat
  3988.  
  3989. [104] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  3990. Took choice 793/2: Mysticality Vacation
  3991. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=2
  3992. You lose 3 Adventures
  3993. You spent 500 Meat
  3994. You acquire an item: your father's MacGuffin diary
  3995.  
  3996. diary.php?textversion=1
  3997. diary.php?textversion=1
  3998.  
  3999. [107] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  4000. Took choice 793/2: Mysticality Vacation
  4001. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=2
  4002. You lose 3 Adventures
  4003. You spent 500 Meat
  4004. You gain 92 Mysteriousness
  4005. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  4006.  
  4007. [110] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  4008. Took choice 793/2: Mysticality Vacation
  4009. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=2
  4010. You lose 3 Adventures
  4011. You spent 500 Meat
  4012. You gain 96 Enchantedness
  4013. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4014. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  4015.  
  4016. autosell: 1 antique helmet, 1 4-dimensional guitar, 4 bone flute, 1 cosmetic football, 2 black eye shadow
  4017. You gain 878 Meat
  4018.  
  4019. [113] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  4020. Took choice 793/2: Mysticality Vacation
  4021. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=2
  4022. You lose 3 Adventures
  4023. You spent 500 Meat
  4024. You gain 97 Enchantedness
  4025. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  4026.  
  4027. [116] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  4028. Took choice 793/4: gift shop
  4029. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=4
  4030.  
  4031. Visiting The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop
  4032.  
  4033. trading 3 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 dinghy plans
  4034. You acquire an item: dinghy plans
  4035.  
  4036. buy 1 dingy planks for 400 each from The General Store
  4037. You spent 400 Meat
  4038. You acquire an item: dingy planks
  4039.  
  4040. use 1 dinghy plans
  4041. You acquire an item: dingy dinghy
  4042.  
  4043. Converting 3 glasses of goat's milk into Fuel
  4044.  
  4045. Converting 2 black puddings into Fuel
  4046.  
  4047. Converting 2 bottles of blackfly chardonnay into Fuel
  4048.  
  4049. Converting black & tan into Fuel
  4050.  
  4051. Converting 2 slices of black forest cake into Fuel
  4052.  
  4053. Converting 2 black forest hams into Fuel
  4054.  
  4055. Converting 3 Mornington crescent rolls into Fuel
  4056.  
  4057. equip acc3 astral belt
  4058.  
  4059. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  4060.  
  4061. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  4062. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  4063. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  4064.  
  4065. [116] The Haunted Bedroom
  4066. Encounter: animated mahogany nightstand
  4067. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4068. Round 1: animated mahogany nightstand drops 28 attack power.
  4069. Round 1: animated mahogany nightstand drops 28 defense.
  4070. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  4071. This combat did not cost a turn
  4072.  
  4073. [116] The Haunted Bedroom
  4074. Encounter: animated rustic nightstand
  4075. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4076. Round 1: animated rustic nightstand drops 28 attack power.
  4077. Round 1: animated rustic nightstand drops 27 defense.
  4078. Round 1: monsieur bob casts THROW LATTE ON OPPONENT!
  4079. This combat did not cost a turn
  4080.  
  4081. [116] The Haunted Bedroom
  4082. Encounter: animated ornate nightstand
  4083. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4084. Round 1: animated ornate nightstand drops 29 attack power.
  4085. Round 1: animated ornate nightstand drops 27 defense.
  4086. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4087. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand takes 330 damage.
  4088. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4089. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  4090. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  4091. After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness
  4092. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4093. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  4094. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  4095. Took choice 878/3: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
  4096. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=878&option=3
  4097. You acquire an item: Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
  4098.  
  4099. [117] The Haunted Bedroom
  4100. Encounter: animated ornate nightstand
  4101. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4102. Round 1: animated ornate nightstand drops 29 attack power.
  4103. Round 1: animated ornate nightstand drops 27 defense.
  4104. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4105. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand takes 333 damage.
  4106. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4107. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  4108. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  4109. After Battle: You gain 44 Mysteriousness
  4110. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  4111. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  4112. Took choice 878/4: disposable instant camera
  4113. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=878&option=4
  4114. You acquire an item: disposable instant camera
  4115.  
  4116. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  4117.  
  4118. [118] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  4119. Encounter: sausage goblin
  4120. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4121. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  4122. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 83 attack power.
  4123. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 83 defense.
  4124. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4125. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 656 damage.
  4126. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4127. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  4128. You gain 151 Meat
  4129. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  4130. You acquire an effect: Pygmy Drinking Buddy (5)
  4131. After Battle: You gain 43 Strengthliness
  4132. After Battle: You gain 91 Wizardliness
  4133. After Battle: You gain 40 Cheek
  4134. You gain a Moxie point!
  4135. This combat did not cost a turn
  4136.  
  4137. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  4138.  
  4139. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  4140.  
  4141. [118] The Haunted Bedroom
  4142. Encounter: animated ornate nightstand
  4143. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4144. Round 1: animated ornate nightstand drops 29 attack power.
  4145. Round 1: animated ornate nightstand drops 26 defense.
  4146. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4147. Round 2: animated ornate nightstand takes 328 damage.
  4148. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4149. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  4150. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  4151. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  4152. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  4153. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  4154. Encounter: One Ornate Nightstand
  4155. Took choice 878/1: small meat boost
  4156. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=878&option=1
  4157. You gain 456 Meat
  4158.  
  4159. [119] The Haunted Bedroom
  4160. Encounter: elegant animated nightstand
  4161. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4162. Round 1: elegant animated nightstand drops 28 attack power.
  4163. Round 1: elegant animated nightstand drops 27 defense.
  4164. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4165. Round 2: elegant animated nightstand takes 328 damage.
  4166. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4167. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  4168. After Battle: You gain 18 hit points
  4169. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  4170. You gain a Muscle point!
  4171. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  4172. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4173. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  4174. Encounter: One Elegant Nightstand
  4175. Took choice 880/1: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown (once only)
  4176. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=880&option=1
  4177. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's finest gown
  4178.  
  4179. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  4180.  
  4181. equip pants pantogram pants
  4182.  
  4183. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  4184.  
  4185. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  4186. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  4187.  
  4188. [120] The Haunted Bathroom
  4189. Encounter: toilet papergeist
  4190. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4191. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  4192. Round 1: toilet papergeist drops 24 attack power.
  4193. Round 1: toilet papergeist drops 23 defense.
  4194. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4195. Round 2: toilet papergeist takes 389 damage.
  4196. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4197. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  4198. You acquire an item: roll of toilet paper
  4199. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  4200. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  4201. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  4202.  
  4203. [121] The Haunted Bathroom
  4204. Encounter: claw-foot bathtub
  4205. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4206. Round 1: claw-foot bathtub drops 25 attack power.
  4207. Round 1: claw-foot bathtub drops 23 defense.
  4208. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4209. Round 2: claw-foot bathtub takes 389 damage.
  4210. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4211. After Battle: You gain 6 Cheek
  4212. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  4213. You acquire an item: bottle of Monsieur Bubble
  4214. You acquire an item: fancy bath salts
  4215. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  4216. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  4217. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  4218.  
  4219. [122] The Haunted Bathroom
  4220. Encounter: malevolent hair clog
  4221. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4222. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  4223. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 25 attack power.
  4224. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 23 defense.
  4225. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4226. Round 2: malevolent hair clog takes 389 damage.
  4227. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4228. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  4229. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  4230. You acquire an effect: It's Soporiffic! (5)
  4231. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  4232. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  4233. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  4234.  
  4235. [123] The Haunted Bathroom
  4236. Encounter: malevolent hair clog
  4237. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4238. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  4239. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 25 attack power.
  4240. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 23 defense.
  4241. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4242. Round 2: malevolent hair clog takes 389 damage.
  4243. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4244. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  4245. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  4246. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  4247. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  4248. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  4249.  
  4250. [124] The Haunted Bathroom
  4251. Encounter: malevolent hair clog
  4252. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4253. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  4254. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 25 attack power.
  4255. Round 1: malevolent hair clog drops 23 defense.
  4256. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4257. Round 2: malevolent hair clog takes 389 damage.
  4258. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4259. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4260. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  4261. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
  4262. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  4263. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  4264. You gain a Moxie point!
  4265.  
  4266. [125] The Haunted Bathroom
  4267. Encounter: Never Gonna Make You Up
  4268. Took choice 881/1: Open it
  4269. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=881&option=1
  4270. Encounter: cosmetics wraith
  4271. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4272. Round 1: You lose 24 hit points
  4273. Round 1: cosmetics wraith drops 26 attack power.
  4274. Round 1: cosmetics wraith drops 24 defense.
  4275. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4276. Round 2: cosmetics wraith takes 389 damage.
  4277. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4278. After Battle: You gain 31 hit points
  4279. You acquire an item: Lady Spookyraven's powder puff
  4280. You acquire an item: old eyebrow pencil
  4281. You acquire an item: old rosewater cream
  4282. You acquire an item: old bronzer
  4283. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  4284. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  4285. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4286. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  4287.  
  4288. use 1 old eyebrow pencil
  4289. You acquire an effect: Browbeaten (25)
  4290.  
  4291. use 1 old rosewater cream
  4292. You acquire an effect: Rosewater Mark (25)
  4293.  
  4294. use 1 old bronzer
  4295. You acquire an effect: Sepia Tan (25)
  4296.  
  4297. Talking to Lady Spookyraven
  4298.  
  4299. [126] The Haunted Ballroom
  4300. Encounter: Having a Ball in the Ballroom
  4301. You gain 100 Muscleboundness
  4302. You gain a Muscle point!
  4303. You gain 111 Magicalness
  4304. You gain 100 Cheek
  4305.  
  4306. [127] The Copperhead Club
  4307. Encounter: Welcome to the Copperhead Club
  4308. Took choice 1074/1: Approach Shen's table
  4309. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1074&option=1
  4310. Encounter: Shen Copperhead, Nightclub Owner
  4311. Took choice 851/1: "Agreed."
  4312. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=851&option=1
  4313. You acquire an intrinsic: Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison
  4314.  
  4315. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  4316. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  4317. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  4318. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  4319.  
  4320. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  4321. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  4322. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  4323. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  4324.  
  4325. equip hat wad of used tape
  4326. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  4327. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  4328.  
  4329. use 1 Gathered Meat-Clip
  4330. You gain 445 Meat
  4331.  
  4332. pull: 1 chrome ore
  4333.  
  4334. Visiting the Trapper
  4335.  
  4336. autosell: 2 hardboiled egg, 1 orange, 1 black cloak, 1 antique greaves, 1 blackberry galoshes, 1 giant pinky ring, 2 asbestos ore, 3 black label, 2 black snake skin, 3 disintegrating quill pen, 2 linoleum ore, 1 fancy bath salts, 4 inkwell
  4337. You gain 1,815 Meat
  4338.  
  4339. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  4340.  
  4341. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  4342.  
  4343. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  4344.  
  4345. [128] Guano Junction
  4346. Encounter: sausage goblin
  4347. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4348. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  4349. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 70 attack power.
  4350. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 70 defense.
  4351. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  4352. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 587 damage.
  4353. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 98 attack power.
  4354. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 98 defense.
  4355. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4356. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  4357. You gain 251 Meat
  4358. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  4359. After Battle: You gain 35 Fortitude
  4360. After Battle: You gain 73 Enchantedness
  4361. After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
  4362. You gain a Moxie point!
  4363. This combat did not cost a turn
  4364.  
  4365. [128] Guano Junction
  4366. Encounter: vampire bat
  4367. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4368. Round 1: vampire bat drops 8 attack power.
  4369. Round 1: vampire bat drops 7 defense.
  4370. Round 1: monsieur bob casts OTOSCOPE!
  4371. Round 2: vampire bat drops 7 attack power.
  4372. Round 2: vampire bat drops 7 defense.
  4373. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  4374. Round 3: vampire bat takes 637 damage.
  4375. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4376. You gain 144 Meat
  4377. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4378. You acquire an item: bat wing
  4379. You acquire an item: batgut
  4380. You acquire an effect: Triangle, Man (5)
  4381. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  4382. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  4383. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  4384.  
  4385. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4386.  
  4387. equip acc3 astral belt
  4388.  
  4389. buy 1 all-purpose flower for 2000 each from an NPC Store
  4390. You acquire an item: all-purpose flower
  4391. You spent 2,000 Meat
  4392.  
  4393. use 1 all-purpose flower
  4394. You acquire wad of dough (43)
  4395.  
  4396. buy 20 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
  4397.  
  4398. buy 16 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
  4399. You spent 1,120 Meat
  4400. You acquire soda water (16)
  4401.  
  4402. [129] Cook 16 wad of dough + 16 soda water
  4403. You acquire loaf of soda bread (16)
  4404. Crafting used 16 each of wad of dough and soda water
  4405.  
  4406. Converting 16 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  4407. You lose an effect: Driving Observantly (0)
  4408. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  4409.  
  4410. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  4411. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  4412. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  4413. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  4414.  
  4415. equip pants tinsel tights
  4416.  
  4417. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  4418.  
  4419. [129] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  4420. Encounter: batrat
  4421. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4422. Round 1: batrat drops 19 attack power.
  4423. Round 1: batrat drops 18 defense.
  4424. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  4425. Round 2: batrat takes 381 damage.
  4426. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4427. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  4428. You gain 50 Meat
  4429. You acquire an item: batgut
  4430. You acquire an item: bat wing
  4431. You acquire an item: bat guano
  4432. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4433. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  4434. After Battle: You gain 9 Muscleboundness
  4435. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  4436. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  4437.  
  4438. [130] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  4439. Encounter: ratbat
  4440. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4441. Round 1: ratbat drops 19 attack power.
  4442. Round 1: ratbat drops 19 defense.
  4443. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  4444. Round 2: You lose 2 hit points
  4445. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  4446. Round 3: ratbat takes 380 damage.
  4447. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4448. You gain 48 Meat
  4449. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  4450. You acquire an item: ratgut
  4451. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4452. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  4453. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  4454. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  4455.  
  4456. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4457.  
  4458. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  4459.  
  4460. [131] The Beanbat Chamber
  4461. Encounter: beanbat
  4462. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4463. Round 1: beanbat drops 18 attack power.
  4464. Round 1: beanbat drops 18 defense.
  4465. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  4466. Round 2: beanbat takes 411 damage.
  4467. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4468. You gain 75 Meat
  4469. You acquire an item: enchanted bean
  4470. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  4471. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  4472. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  4473. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  4474.  
  4475. Inspecting the Giant Pile of Coffee Grounds
  4476.  
  4477. use 1 stone wool
  4478. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  4479.  
  4480. [132] The Hidden Temple
  4481. Encounter: Fitting In
  4482. Took choice 582/1: mysticality substats, gain the Nostril of the Serpent or gain 3 adventures
  4483. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=582&option=1
  4484. Encounter: Such Great Heights
  4485. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  4486. Took choice 579/2: gain the Nostril of the Serpent
  4487. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=579&option=2
  4488. You acquire an item: the Nostril of the Serpent
  4489.  
  4490. use 1 stone wool
  4491. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  4492.  
  4493. [133] The Hidden Temple
  4494. Encounter: Fitting In
  4495. Took choice 582/2: Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  4496. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=582&option=2
  4497. Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  4498. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  4499. Took choice 580/2: choose Hidden Heart adventure
  4500. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=2
  4501. Encounter: Unconfusing Buttons
  4502. Took choice 584/4: Hidden Temple (Pikachutlotal) - Hidden City unlock
  4503. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=584&option=4
  4504. Encounter: The Hidden Heart of the Hidden Temple
  4505. Took choice 580/1: unlock Hidden City
  4506. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=580&option=1
  4507.  
  4508. [133] The Hidden Temple
  4509. Encounter: At Least It's Not Full Of Trash
  4510. Took choice 123/2: Unlock Quest Puzzle
  4511. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=123&option=2
  4512. Encounter: Now What?
  4513.  
  4514. [134] The Hidden Temple
  4515. Encounter: Beginning at the Beginning of Beginning
  4516. Give me a B!
  4517. Give me an A!
  4518. Give me an N!
  4519. Give me an A!
  4520. Give me an N!
  4521. Give me an A!
  4522. Give me an S!
  4523. What's that spell? BANANAS!
  4524.  
  4525. [135] The Hidden Temple
  4526. Encounter: No Visible Means of Support
  4527. Took choice 125/3: Unlock Hidden City
  4528. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=125&option=3
  4529.  
  4530. equip weapon muculent machete
  4531.  
  4532. [136] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  4533. Encounter: dense liana
  4534. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4535. Round 1: dense liana drops 35 attack power.
  4536. Round 1: dense liana drops 34 defense.
  4537. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4538. This combat did not cost a turn
  4539.  
  4540. [136] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  4541. Encounter: dense liana
  4542. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4543. Round 1: dense liana drops 34 attack power.
  4544. Round 1: dense liana drops 33 defense.
  4545. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4546. You acquire an effect: Wallflowering (5)
  4547. This combat did not cost a turn
  4548.  
  4549. [136] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  4550. Encounter: sausage goblin
  4551. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4552. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  4553. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 75 attack power.
  4554. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 75 defense.
  4555. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  4556. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 439 damage.
  4557. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 106 attack power.
  4558. Round 2: sausage goblin drops 106 defense.
  4559. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4560. You gain 166 Meat
  4561. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  4562. After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
  4563. You gain a Muscle point!
  4564. After Battle: You gain 84 Enchantedness
  4565. After Battle: You gain 36 Sarcasm
  4566. This combat did not cost a turn
  4567.  
  4568. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  4569. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  4570.  
  4571. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  4572. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  4573.  
  4574. [136] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  4575. Encounter: dense liana
  4576. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4577. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4578. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4579. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4580. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4581. This combat did not cost a turn
  4582.  
  4583. [136] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  4584. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  4585. Took choice 781/1: Unlock Hidden Apartment Building
  4586. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=781&option=1
  4587.  
  4588. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  4589. Encounter: dense liana
  4590. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4591. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 attack power.
  4592. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4593. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4594. After Battle: You gain 24 hit points
  4595. This combat did not cost a turn
  4596.  
  4597. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  4598. Encounter: dense liana
  4599. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4600. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4601. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4602. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4603. This combat did not cost a turn
  4604.  
  4605. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  4606. Encounter: dense liana
  4607. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4608. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4609. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 defense.
  4610. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4611. You acquire an effect: Mallowed Out (5)
  4612. This combat did not cost a turn
  4613.  
  4614. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  4615. Encounter: dense liana
  4616. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4617. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 attack power.
  4618. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4619. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4620. This combat did not cost a turn
  4621.  
  4622. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  4623. Encounter: dense liana
  4624. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4625. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4626. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4627. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4628. This combat did not cost a turn
  4629.  
  4630. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  4631. Encounter: dense liana
  4632. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4633. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4634. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4635. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4636. This combat did not cost a turn
  4637.  
  4638. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  4639. Encounter: dense liana
  4640. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4641. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 attack power.
  4642. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4643. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4644. This combat did not cost a turn
  4645.  
  4646. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  4647. Encounter: dense liana
  4648. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4649. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4650. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4651. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4652. You acquire an effect: Human-Weird Thing Hybrid (5)
  4653. This combat did not cost a turn
  4654.  
  4655. [137] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  4656. Encounter: dense liana
  4657. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4658. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 attack power.
  4659. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4660. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4661. This combat did not cost a turn
  4662.  
  4663. [137] A Massive Ziggurat
  4664. Encounter: dense liana
  4665. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4666. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 attack power.
  4667. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4668. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4669. This combat did not cost a turn
  4670.  
  4671. [137] A Massive Ziggurat
  4672. Encounter: dense liana
  4673. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4674. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 attack power.
  4675. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4676. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4677. This combat did not cost a turn
  4678.  
  4679. [137] A Massive Ziggurat
  4680. Encounter: dense liana
  4681. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4682. Round 1: dense liana drops 39 attack power.
  4683. Round 1: dense liana drops 38 defense.
  4684. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4685. This combat did not cost a turn
  4686.  
  4687. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  4688.  
  4689. [137] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4690. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  4691. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4692. You acquire an effect: Once-Cursed (10)
  4693. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 42 attack power.
  4694. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 40 defense.
  4695. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  4696. Round 2: your opponent becomes a pygmy witch lawyer!
  4697. Round 2: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  4698. This combat did not cost a turn
  4699.  
  4700. [137] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4701. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  4702. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4703. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 42 attack power.
  4704. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 40 defense.
  4705. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4706. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 353 damage.
  4707. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4708. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  4709. You gain 381 Meat
  4710. You acquire an item: adder
  4711. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  4712. You acquire an effect: Ack! Barred! (5)
  4713. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 1)
  4714. After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness
  4715. After Battle: You gain 63 Enchantedness
  4716. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4717. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  4718. You acquire an item: Poké-Gro fertilizer
  4719.  
  4720. [138] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4721. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  4722. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4723. You lose an effect: Once-Cursed (1)
  4724. You acquire an effect: Twice-Cursed (10)
  4725. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 42 attack power.
  4726. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 41 defense.
  4727. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  4728. Round 2: your opponent becomes a pygmy witch accountant!
  4729. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4730. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 687 damage.
  4731. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4732. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  4733. You gain 333 Meat
  4734. You acquire an item: bone abacus
  4735. You acquire an item: adder
  4736. You acquire an item: short calculator
  4737. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  4738. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 2)
  4739. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  4740. After Battle: You gain 46 Mysteriousness
  4741. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  4742.  
  4743. [139] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4744. Encounter: pygmy janitor
  4745. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4746. Round 1: pygmy janitor drops 41 attack power.
  4747. Round 1: pygmy janitor drops 42 defense.
  4748. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  4749. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4750. Round 2: pygmy janitor takes 340 damage.
  4751. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4752. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4753. You gain 170 Meat
  4754. You acquire an item: book of matches
  4755. You acquire an item: short-handled mop
  4756. You acquire an item: jungle floor wax
  4757. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  4758. After Battle: You gain 61 Wizardliness
  4759. After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
  4760. You gain a Moxie point!
  4761.  
  4762. use 1 book of matches
  4763.  
  4764. [140] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4765. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  4766. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4767. You lose an effect: Twice-Cursed (1)
  4768. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
  4769. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 42 attack power.
  4770. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 41 defense.
  4771. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  4772. Round 2: your opponent becomes a pygmy janitor!
  4773. Round 2: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  4774. This combat did not cost a turn
  4775.  
  4776. [140] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4777. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  4778. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4779. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
  4780. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 42 attack power.
  4781. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 41 defense.
  4782. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  4783. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4784. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 328 damage.
  4785. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4786. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4787. You gain 340 Meat
  4788. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  4789. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  4790. You acquire an item: crude voodoo doll
  4791. You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
  4792. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  4793. After Battle: You gain 59 Enchantedness
  4794. After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
  4795.  
  4796. [141] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4797. Encounter: pygmy shaman
  4798. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4799. You acquire an effect: Thrice-Cursed (10)
  4800. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 42 attack power.
  4801. Round 1: pygmy shaman drops 41 defense.
  4802. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4803. Round 2: pygmy shaman takes 324 damage.
  4804. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4805. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  4806. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4807. You gain 278 Meat
  4808. You acquire an item: smirking shrunken head
  4809. You acquire an item: colorful toad
  4810. You acquire an item: crude voodoo doll
  4811. You acquire an item: voodoo glowskull
  4812. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  4813. You gain a Muscle point!
  4814. After Battle: You gain 62 Wizardliness
  4815. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4816. After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
  4817.  
  4818. [142] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4819. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  4820. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4821. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 42 attack power.
  4822. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 40 defense.
  4823. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  4824. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4825. Round 3: pygmy witch accountant takes 322 damage.
  4826. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4827. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  4828. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4829. You gain 349 Meat
  4830. You acquire an item: adder
  4831. You acquire an item: short calculator
  4832. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  4833. You acquire an effect: Got Milk (5)
  4834. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 3)
  4835. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  4836. After Battle: You gain 65 Wizardliness
  4837. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  4838.  
  4839. use 1 spice melange
  4840.  
  4841. chew 1 dieting pill
  4842.  
  4843. eat 1 blood-soaked sponge cake
  4844. You gain 48 Adventures
  4845. You gain 70 Strongness
  4846. You gain 71 Enchantedness
  4847. You gain 64 Roguishness
  4848. You gain a Moxie point!
  4849. You gain 2 Fullness
  4850. You lose some of an effect: Got Milk (-1)
  4851.  
  4852. [143] The Hidden Apartment Building
  4853. Encounter: Action Elevator
  4854. Took choice 780/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  4855. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=780&option=1
  4856. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  4857. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4858. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 44 attack power.
  4859. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 42 defense.
  4860. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4861. Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 322 damage.
  4862. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4863. You acquire an item: moss-covered stone sphere
  4864. After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
  4865. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  4866. After Battle: You gain 60 Mysteriousness
  4867. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4868. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  4869.  
  4870. [144] An Overgrown Shrine (Northwest)
  4871. Encounter: Earthbound and Down
  4872. Took choice 781/2: Get stone triangle
  4873. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=781&option=2
  4874. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  4875.  
  4876. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  4877. You lose an effect: Thrice-Cursed (0)
  4878. You gain no hit points
  4879.  
  4880. Visiting Fortune Teller in clan VIP lounge
  4881.  
  4882. [144] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  4883. Encounter: Air Apparent
  4884. Took choice 785/1: Unlock Hidden Office Building
  4885. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=785&option=1
  4886.  
  4887. [145] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  4888. Encounter: Fire When Ready
  4889. Took choice 787/1: Unlock Hidden Bowling Alley
  4890. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=787&option=1
  4891.  
  4892. [146] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  4893. Encounter: Water You Dune
  4894. Took choice 783/1: Unlock Hidden Hospital
  4895. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=783&option=1
  4896.  
  4897. [147] The Hidden Office Building
  4898. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  4899. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4900. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 43 attack power.
  4901. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 41 defense.
  4902. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  4903. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4904. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 348 damage.
  4905. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4906. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4907. You gain 365 Meat
  4908. You acquire an item: adder
  4909. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  4910. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 4)
  4911. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  4912. You gain a Muscle point!
  4913. After Battle: You gain 54 Wizardliness
  4914. After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm
  4915.  
  4916. [148] The Hidden Office Building
  4917. Encounter: sausage goblin
  4918. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  4919. Round 1: You lose 47 hit points
  4920. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 88 attack power.
  4921. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 88 defense.
  4922. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4923. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 696 damage.
  4924. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4925. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  4926. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4927. You gain 158 Meat
  4928. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  4929. After Battle: You gain 46 Fortitude
  4930. After Battle: You gain 95 Wizardliness
  4931. After Battle: You gain 47 Roguishness
  4932. This combat did not cost a turn
  4933.  
  4934. [148] The Hidden Office Building
  4935. Encounter: pygmy headhunter
  4936. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4937. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  4938. Round 1: pygmy headhunter drops 42 attack power.
  4939. Round 1: pygmy headhunter drops 40 defense.
  4940. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4941. Round 2: pygmy headhunter takes 696 damage.
  4942. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4943. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4944. You gain 404 Meat
  4945. You acquire an item: headhunter necktie
  4946. You acquire an item: briefcase
  4947. You acquire an item: world's smallest violin
  4948. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  4949. After Battle: You gain 65 Wizardliness
  4950. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4951. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  4952.  
  4953. [149] The Hidden Office Building
  4954. Encounter: pygmy headhunter
  4955. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4956. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  4957. Round 1: pygmy headhunter drops 42 attack power.
  4958. Round 1: pygmy headhunter drops 41 defense.
  4959. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4960. Round 2: pygmy headhunter takes 700 damage.
  4961. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4962. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4963. You gain 388 Meat
  4964. You acquire an item: briefcase
  4965. You acquire an item: pygmy papers
  4966. You acquire an effect: Greasy Flavor (5)
  4967. After Battle: You gain 27 Strongness
  4968. After Battle: You gain 49 Enchantedness
  4969. After Battle: You gain 31 Sarcasm
  4970. You gain a Moxie point!
  4971.  
  4972. use 2 briefcase
  4973. You gain 600 Meat
  4974.  
  4975. [150] The Hidden Office Building
  4976. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  4977. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  4978. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 42 attack power.
  4979. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 41 defense.
  4980. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  4981. Round 2: pygmy witch accountant takes 350 damage.
  4982. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  4983. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  4984. You gain 347 Meat
  4985. You acquire an item: adder
  4986. You acquire an item: short calculator
  4987. You acquire an item: pygmy adder oil
  4988. You acquire an item: McClusky file (page 5)
  4989. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  4990. After Battle: You gain 69 Magicalness
  4991. After Battle: You gain 24 Roguishness
  4992. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  4993.  
  4994. use 2 Gathered Meat-Clip
  4995. You gain 1,076 Meat
  4996.  
  4997. [151] The Hidden Office Building
  4998. Encounter: Working Holiday
  4999. Took choice 786/2: Get boring binder clip
  5000. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=786&option=2
  5001. You acquire an item: boring binder clip
  5002.  
  5003. Use 1 boring binder clip + 1 McClusky file (page 1) + 1 McClusky file (page 2) + 1 McClusky file (page 3) + 1 McClusky file (page 4) + 1 McClusky file (page 5)
  5004. You acquire an item: McClusky file (complete)
  5005.  
  5006. [152] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5007. Encounter: ratbat
  5008. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5009. Round 1: ratbat drops 24 attack power.
  5010. Round 1: ratbat drops 23 defense.
  5011. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5012. Round 2: ratbat takes 342 damage.
  5013. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5014. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5015. You gain 57 Meat
  5016. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  5017. You acquire an item: ratgut
  5018. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5019. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  5020. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  5021. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  5022.  
  5023. [153] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5024. Encounter: ratbat
  5025. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5026. Round 1: ratbat drops 24 attack power.
  5027. Round 1: ratbat drops 23 defense.
  5028. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5029. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5030. Round 2: ratbat takes 342 damage.
  5031. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5032. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  5033. You gain 52 Meat
  5034. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  5035. You acquire an item: ratgut
  5036. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5037. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  5038. You gain a Muscle point!
  5039. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  5040. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  5041.  
  5042. [154] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5043. Encounter: batrat
  5044. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5045. Round 1: batrat drops 24 attack power.
  5046. Round 1: batrat drops 23 defense.
  5047. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5048. Round 2: batrat takes 342 damage.
  5049. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5050. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  5051. You gain 57 Meat
  5052. You acquire an item: batgut
  5053. You acquire an item: bat wing
  5054. You acquire an item: bat guano
  5055. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5056. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  5057. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  5058. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  5059. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5060. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  5061.  
  5062. [155] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5063. Encounter: the Batsnake
  5064. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5065. Round 1: You lose 53 hit points
  5066. Round 1: Batsnake drops 44 attack power.
  5067. Round 1: Batsnake drops 44 defense.
  5068. Round 1: You lose 32 hit points
  5069. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5070. Round 2: Batsnake takes 690 damage.
  5071. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5072. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5073. You acquire an item: The Stankara Stone
  5074. You acquire an effect: Red Misty-Eyed (5)
  5075. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  5076. After Battle: You gain 66 Magicalness
  5077. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  5078.  
  5079. [156] The Copperhead Club
  5080. Encounter: waiter dressed as a ninja
  5081. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5082. Round 1: You lose 108 hit points
  5083. Round 1: waiter dressed as a ninja drops 36 attack power.
  5084. Round 1: waiter dressed as a ninja drops 37 defense.
  5085. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5086. Round 2: waiter dressed as a ninja takes 414 damage.
  5087. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5088. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5089. You gain 62 Meat
  5090. You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise
  5091. You acquire an item: shuriken salad
  5092. You acquire an item: ninja eyeblack
  5093. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  5094. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  5095. After Battle: You gain 27 Roguishness
  5096.  
  5097. [157] The Haunted Ballroom
  5098. Encounter: zombie waltzers
  5099. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5100. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  5101. Round 1: zombie waltzers drops 25 attack power.
  5102. Round 1: zombie waltzers drops 24 defense.
  5103. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  5104. Round 2: zombie waltzers takes 77 damage.
  5105. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  5106. Round 3: zombie waltzers takes 70 damage.
  5107. Round 3: You gain 116 hit points
  5108. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  5109. Round 4: zombie waltzers takes 372 damage.
  5110. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5111. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5112. You gain 126 Meat
  5113. You acquire an item: dance card
  5114. You acquire an item: ballroom blintz
  5115. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  5116. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  5117. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  5118.  
  5119. [158] The Haunted Ballroom
  5120. Encounter: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
  5121. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5122. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  5123. Round 1: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 26 attack power.
  5124. Round 1: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres drops 24 defense.
  5125. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  5126. Round 2: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 78 damage.
  5127. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  5128. Round 3: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 70 damage.
  5129. Round 3: You gain 116 hit points
  5130. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  5131. Round 4: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres takes 359 damage.
  5132. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5133. You acquire an item: dehydrated caviar
  5134. You acquire an item: desiccated apricot
  5135. You acquire an item: flute of flat champagne
  5136. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  5137. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  5138. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  5139.  
  5140. Converting desiccated apricot into Fuel
  5141.  
  5142. Converting flute of flat champagne into Fuel
  5143.  
  5144. Converting dehydrated caviar into Fuel
  5145.  
  5146. Converting ballroom blintz into Fuel
  5147.  
  5148. Converting jungle floor wax into Fuel
  5149. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  5150.  
  5151. buy 35 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
  5152. You spent 2,450 Meat
  5153. You acquire soda water (35)
  5154.  
  5155. [159] Cook 31 soda water + 31 wad of dough
  5156. You acquire loaf of soda bread (31)
  5157. Crafting used 31 each of wad of dough and soda water
  5158.  
  5159. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  5160.  
  5161. Converting 11 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  5162.  
  5163. [159] The Haunted Ballroom
  5164. Encounter: Strung-Up Quartet
  5165. Took choice 106/3: increase item drops
  5166. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=106&option=3
  5167.  
  5168. [160] The Haunted Ballroom
  5169. Encounter: tapdancing skeleton
  5170. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5171. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  5172. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton drops 21 attack power.
  5173. Round 1: tapdancing skeleton drops 20 defense.
  5174. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5175. Round 2: tapdancing skeleton takes 483 damage.
  5176. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5177. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  5178. You acquire an item: tap shoes
  5179. You acquire an item: janglin' bones
  5180. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  5181. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  5182. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5183. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  5184.  
  5185. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  5186.  
  5187. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  5188. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  5189.  
  5190. equip pants pantogram pants
  5191.  
  5192. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  5193.  
  5194. [161] The Haunted Ballroom
  5195. Encounter: We'll All Be Flat
  5196. Took choice 921/1: Play the music
  5197. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=921&option=1
  5198.  
  5199. Inspecting the Suspicious Masonry
  5200. You acquire an item: recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
  5201.  
  5202. equip acc3 Lord Spookyraven's spectacles
  5203.  
  5204. use 1 recipe: mortar-dissolving solution
  5205.  
  5206. equip acc3 astral belt
  5207.  
  5208. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  5209.  
  5210. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  5211.  
  5212. main.php?latte=1
  5213.  
  5214. [162] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5215. Encounter: Moon Over the Dark Heart
  5216. You acquire an item: hot plate
  5217.  
  5218. [163] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5219. Encounter: Running the Lode
  5220. You gain 350 Meat
  5221.  
  5222. [164] The Dark Heart of the Woods
  5223. Encounter: Imp Be Nimble, Imp Be Quick
  5224. You acquire an item: box of birthday candles
  5225.  
  5226. main.php?latte=1
  5227.  
  5228. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  5229.  
  5230. [165] The Copperhead Club
  5231. Encounter: ninja dressed as a waiter
  5232. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5233. Round 1: You lose 60 hit points
  5234. Round 1: ninja dressed as a waiter drops 30 attack power.
  5235. Round 1: ninja dressed as a waiter drops 30 defense.
  5236. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5237. Round 2: ninja dressed as a waiter takes 556 damage.
  5238. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5239. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  5240. You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise
  5241. You acquire an item: throwing knife
  5242. You acquire an item: throwing fork
  5243. You acquire an item: ninja fear powder
  5244. You acquire an effect: Ooh, Sweet! (5)
  5245. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  5246. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  5247. After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
  5248. You gain a Moxie point!
  5249.  
  5250. [166] The Copperhead Club
  5251. Encounter: ninja dressed as a waiter
  5252. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5253. Round 1: You lose 60 hit points
  5254. Round 1: ninja dressed as a waiter drops 31 attack power.
  5255. Round 1: ninja dressed as a waiter drops 31 defense.
  5256. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5257. Round 2: ninja dressed as a waiter takes 556 damage.
  5258. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5259. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  5260. You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise
  5261. You acquire an item: throwing knife
  5262. You acquire an item: throwing fork
  5263. You acquire an item: ninja fear powder
  5264. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  5265. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  5266. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
  5267.  
  5268. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  5269. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  5270. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  5271.  
  5272. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  5273. Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle
  5274. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd
  5275. You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle
  5276.  
  5277. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  5278.  
  5279. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  5280. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  5281. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  5282.  
  5283. [167] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5284. Encounter: mad wino
  5285. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5286. Round 1: mad wino drops 27 attack power.
  5287. Round 1: mad wino drops 26 defense.
  5288. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  5289. This combat did not cost a turn
  5290.  
  5291. [167] The Haunted Wine Cellar
  5292. Encounter: possessed wine rack
  5293. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5294. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  5295. Round 1: possessed wine rack drops 29 attack power.
  5296. Round 1: possessed wine rack drops 27 defense.
  5297. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  5298. Round 2: monsieur bob casts OTOSCOPE!
  5299. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 32 attack power.
  5300. Round 3: possessed wine rack drops 29 defense.
  5301. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  5302. Round 4: possessed wine rack takes 708 damage.
  5303. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5304. You acquire an item: dusty bottle of bad Muscat
  5305. You acquire an item: dusty bottle of glassy Marsala
  5306. You acquire an item: actual tapas
  5307. You acquire an item: bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
  5308. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  5309. You gain a Muscle point!
  5310. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  5311. After Battle: You gain 16 Smarm
  5312. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  5313.  
  5314. use 1 Gathered Meat-Clip
  5315. You gain 456 Meat
  5316.  
  5317. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  5318.  
  5319. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  5320.  
  5321. [168] The Copperhead Club
  5322. Encounter: Shen Copperhead, Jerk
  5323. Took choice 852/1: Give him the artifact.
  5324. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=852&option=1
  5325. You lose an intrinsic: Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison
  5326. You acquire an intrinsic: Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison
  5327.  
  5328. equip off-hand hot plate
  5329.  
  5330. equip off-hand deck of lewd playing cards
  5331.  
  5332. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  5333. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  5334. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  5335. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  5336.  
  5337. equip pants tinsel tights
  5338.  
  5339. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  5340. You lose an effect: Driving Observantly (0)
  5341. You acquire an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (30)
  5342.  
  5343. [169] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5344. Encounter: Ninja Snowman
  5345. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5346. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  5347. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 25 attack power.
  5348. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 23 defense.
  5349. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5350. Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 509 damage.
  5351. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5352. You acquire an item: cold ninja mask
  5353. You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
  5354. You acquire an item: plain snowcone
  5355. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  5356. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  5357. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  5358.  
  5359. [170] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5360. Encounter: Ninja Snowman
  5361. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5362. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  5363. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 24 attack power.
  5364. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 23 defense.
  5365. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5366. Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 474 damage.
  5367. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5368. You acquire an item: cold ninja mask
  5369. You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
  5370. You acquire an item: plain snowcone
  5371. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  5372. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  5373. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  5374.  
  5375. [171] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5376. Encounter: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster
  5377. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5378. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  5379. Round 1: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 25 attack power.
  5380. Round 1: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster drops 24 defense.
  5381. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5382. Round 2: Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster takes 454 damage.
  5383. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5384. You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
  5385. You acquire an effect: Sugary Tongue (5)
  5386. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  5387. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  5388. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5389. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  5390.  
  5391. [172] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5392. Encounter: the Frozen Solid Snake
  5393. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5394. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  5395. Round 1: Frozen Solid Snake drops 36 attack power.
  5396. Round 1: Frozen Solid Snake drops 36 defense.
  5397. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5398. Round 2: Frozen Solid Snake takes 386 damage.
  5399. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5400. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  5401. You acquire an item: The First Pizza
  5402. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  5403. After Battle: You gain 52 Mysteriousness
  5404. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  5405.  
  5406. [173] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5407. Encounter: Ninja Snowman
  5408. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5409. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  5410. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) drops 24 attack power.
  5411. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) drops 23 defense.
  5412. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5413. Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks) takes 468 damage.
  5414. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5415. You acquire an item: rice bowl
  5416. You acquire an item: chopsticks
  5417. You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
  5418. You acquire an item: plain snowcone
  5419. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  5420. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  5421. After Battle: You gain 11 Cheek
  5422.  
  5423. [174] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5424. Encounter: Ninja Snowman
  5425. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5426. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  5427. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 24 attack power.
  5428. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 23 defense.
  5429. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5430. Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 465 damage.
  5431. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5432. You acquire an item: cold ninja mask
  5433. You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
  5434. You acquire an item: plain snowcone
  5435. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  5436. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  5437. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  5438.  
  5439. [175] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5440. Encounter: Ninja Snowman
  5441. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5442. Round 1: You lose 11 hit points
  5443. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 24 attack power.
  5444. Round 1: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) drops 23 defense.
  5445. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5446. Round 2: Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask) takes 465 damage.
  5447. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5448. You acquire an item: icy katana hilt
  5449. You acquire an item: frigid ninja stars
  5450. You acquire an item: plain snowcone
  5451. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  5452. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  5453. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  5454.  
  5455. [176] Lair of the Ninja Snowmen
  5456. Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
  5457. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5458. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  5459. Round 1: ninja snowman assassin drops 33 attack power.
  5460. Round 1: ninja snowman assassin drops 32 defense.
  5461. Round 1: You lose 80 hit points
  5462. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the LOV Enamorang!
  5463. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  5464. Round 3: ninja snowman assassin takes 400 damage.
  5465. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5466. You acquire an effect: Flexibili Tea (5)
  5467. You acquire an item: ninja rope
  5468. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  5469. After Battle: You gain 42 Enchantedness
  5470. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  5471. You gain a Moxie point!
  5472.  
  5473. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  5474.  
  5475. [177] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  5476. Took choice 793/2: Mysticality Vacation
  5477. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=2
  5478. You lose 3 Adventures
  5479. You spent 500 Meat
  5480. You gain 106 Magicalness
  5481. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5482. You acquire an item: Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip
  5483.  
  5484. [180] The Shore, Inc. Travel Agency
  5485. Took choice 793/4: gift shop
  5486. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=793&option=4
  5487.  
  5488. Visiting The Shore, Inc. Gift Shop
  5489.  
  5490. trading 1 Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip for 1 UV-resistant compass
  5491. You acquire an item: UV-resistant compass
  5492.  
  5493. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  5494.  
  5495. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  5496.  
  5497. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  5498. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  5499.  
  5500. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  5501. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  5502.  
  5503. [180] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5504. Encounter: The Beginning of the End of the Penultimate Fantasy
  5505.  
  5506. [180] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5507. Encounter: Quiet Healer
  5508. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5509. Round 1: Quiet Healer drops 27 attack power.
  5510. Round 1: Quiet Healer drops 26 defense.
  5511. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  5512. Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 89 damage.
  5513. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  5514. Round 3: Quiet Healer takes 74 damage.
  5515. Round 3: You gain 111 hit points
  5516. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  5517. Round 4: Quiet Healer takes 399 damage.
  5518. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5519. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  5520. You gain 266 Meat
  5521. You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
  5522. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  5523. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  5524. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  5525. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  5526. After Battle: You gain 21 Chutzpah
  5527.  
  5528. [181] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5529. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
  5530. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5531. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 32 attack power.
  5532. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 29 defense.
  5533. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  5534. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 92 damage.
  5535. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  5536. Round 3: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 77 damage.
  5537. Round 3: You gain 116 hit points
  5538. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  5539. Round 4: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 341 damage.
  5540. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5541. You acquire an item: metallic A
  5542. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  5543. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  5544. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  5545. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  5546. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  5547. You gain a Muscle point!
  5548. After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness
  5549. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  5550.  
  5551. equip acc3 astral belt
  5552.  
  5553. [182] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5554. Encounter: Protagonist
  5555. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5556. Round 1: Protagonist drops 31 attack power.
  5557. Round 1: Protagonist drops 30 defense.
  5558. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  5559. Round 2: Protagonist takes 315 damage.
  5560. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5561. You gain 225 Meat
  5562. You acquire an item: ridiculously huge sword
  5563. You acquire an item: super-spiky hair gel
  5564. You acquire an item: phonics down
  5565. You acquire an item: ocarina of space
  5566. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  5567. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  5568. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  5569. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  5570.  
  5571. [183] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5572. Encounter: sausage goblin
  5573. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5574. Round 1: You lose 39 hit points
  5575. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 86 attack power.
  5576. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 86 defense.
  5577. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5578. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 818 damage.
  5579. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5580. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5581. You gain 151 Meat
  5582. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  5583. After Battle: You gain 41 Strengthliness
  5584. After Battle: You gain 104 Mysteriousness
  5585. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5586. After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
  5587. This combat did not cost a turn
  5588.  
  5589. [183] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5590. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
  5591. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5592. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 32 attack power.
  5593. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 30 defense.
  5594. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5595. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 412 damage.
  5596. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5597. After Battle: You gain 25 hit points
  5598. You gain 335 Meat
  5599. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  5600. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5601. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5602. You acquire an effect: Bone Homie (5)
  5603. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  5604. After Battle: You gain 46 Enchantedness
  5605. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  5606.  
  5607. [184] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5608. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
  5609. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5610. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 32 attack power.
  5611. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 30 defense.
  5612. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5613. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 412 damage.
  5614. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 11 damage.
  5615. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5616. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  5617. You gain 347 Meat
  5618. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  5619. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5620. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5621. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  5622. After Battle: You gain 43 Enchantedness
  5623. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  5624.  
  5625. [185] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5626. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
  5627. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5628. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 32 attack power.
  5629. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 30 defense.
  5630. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5631. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 412 damage.
  5632. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 10 damage.
  5633. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5634. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  5635. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  5636. You gain 338 Meat
  5637. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  5638. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5639. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5640. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  5641. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  5642. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  5643.  
  5644. [186] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5645. Encounter: Spunky Princess
  5646. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5647. Round 1: Spunky Princess drops 30 attack power.
  5648. Round 1: Spunky Princess drops 28 defense.
  5649. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5650. Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 412 damage.
  5651. Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 6 damage.
  5652. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5653. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  5654. You gain 248 Meat
  5655. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5656. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5657. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  5658. After Battle: You gain 46 Mysteriousness
  5659. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5660. After Battle: You gain 16 Roguishness
  5661.  
  5662. [187] The Haunted Storage Room
  5663. Encounter: Lights Out in the Storage Room
  5664. Took choice 890/2: Pull Away a Sheet
  5665. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=890&option=2
  5666.  
  5667. [187] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5668. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
  5669. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5670. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 34 attack power.
  5671. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 32 defense.
  5672. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5673. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 416 damage.
  5674. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 6 damage.
  5675. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5676. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  5677. You acquire an item: metallic A
  5678. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  5679. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  5680. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  5681. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  5682. You gain a Muscle point!
  5683. After Battle: You gain 44 Magicalness
  5684. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  5685. You gain a Moxie point!
  5686.  
  5687. [188] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5688. Encounter: Protagonist
  5689. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5690. Round 1: Protagonist drops 31 attack power.
  5691. Round 1: Protagonist drops 30 defense.
  5692. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5693. Round 2: Protagonist takes 416 damage.
  5694. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5695. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  5696. You gain 259 Meat
  5697. You acquire an item: ridiculously huge sword
  5698. You acquire an item: super-spiky hair gel
  5699. You acquire an item: phonics down
  5700. You acquire an item: ocarina of space
  5701. You acquire an effect: Appeteyes (5)
  5702. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  5703. After Battle: You gain 44 Mysteriousness
  5704. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  5705.  
  5706. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  5707. You lose an effect: Driving Obnoxiously (0)
  5708. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  5709.  
  5710. Converting 4 cocoa eggshell fragments into Fuel
  5711.  
  5712. Converting dusty bottle of Muscat into Fuel
  5713.  
  5714. Converting actual tapas into Fuel
  5715.  
  5716. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  5717. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  5718.  
  5719. [189] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5720. Encounter: Burly Sidekick
  5721. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5722. Round 1: Burly Sidekick drops 32 attack power.
  5723. Round 1: Burly Sidekick drops 30 defense.
  5724. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  5725. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5726. Round 3: Burly Sidekick takes 421 damage.
  5727. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5728. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5729. You gain 285 Meat
  5730. You acquire an item: Mohawk wig
  5731. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5732. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5733. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  5734. After Battle: You gain 49 Wizardliness
  5735. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  5736.  
  5737. [190] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5738. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
  5739. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5740. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 32 attack power.
  5741. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 30 defense.
  5742. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5743. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 421 damage.
  5744. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5745. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  5746. After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
  5747. You gain 363 Meat
  5748. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  5749. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5750. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5751. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  5752. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  5753. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  5754.  
  5755. pull: 1 LOV Enamorang
  5756.  
  5757. [191] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  5758. Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
  5759. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5760. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  5761. Round 1: ninja snowman assassin drops 38 attack power.
  5762. Round 1: ninja snowman assassin drops 36 defense.
  5763. Round 1: You lose 77 hit points
  5764. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the LOV Enamorang!
  5765. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  5766. Round 3: ninja snowman assassin takes 307 damage.
  5767. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5768. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5769. You acquire an item: ninja crampons
  5770. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  5771. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  5772. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5773. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  5774.  
  5775. [192] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5776. Encounter: Quiet Healer
  5777. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5778. Round 1: Quiet Healer drops 30 attack power.
  5779. Round 1: Quiet Healer drops 29 defense.
  5780. Round 1: You gain no hit points
  5781. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5782. Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 423 damage.
  5783. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5784. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5785. You gain 285 Meat
  5786. You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
  5787. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  5788. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  5789. You acquire an item: Tears of the Quiet Healer
  5790. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  5791. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  5792. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  5793.  
  5794. [193] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5795. Encounter: Spunky Princess
  5796. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5797. Round 1: Spunky Princess drops 29 attack power.
  5798. Round 1: Spunky Princess drops 28 defense.
  5799. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5800. Round 2: Spunky Princess takes 423 damage.
  5801. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5802. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5803. You gain 246 Meat
  5804. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5805. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5806. You acquire an effect: Morbidi Tea (5)
  5807. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  5808. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  5809. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  5810. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  5811.  
  5812. [194] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5813. Encounter: Gesundheitgeist!
  5814. You acquire an item: Tissue Paper Immateria
  5815.  
  5816. [195] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5817. Encounter: Burly Sidekick
  5818. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5819. Round 1: Burly Sidekick drops 31 attack power.
  5820. Round 1: Burly Sidekick drops 30 defense.
  5821. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5822. Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 423 damage.
  5823. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5824. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5825. You gain 280 Meat
  5826. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  5827. You acquire an item: tiny house
  5828. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  5829. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  5830. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  5831.  
  5832. [196] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5833. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
  5834. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5835. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 35 attack power.
  5836. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 33 defense.
  5837. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5838. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 423 damage.
  5839. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5840. After Battle: You gain 28 hit points
  5841. You acquire an item: metallic A
  5842. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  5843. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  5844. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  5845. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  5846. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  5847. You gain a Muscle point!
  5848. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  5849. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  5850.  
  5851. [197] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5852. Encounter: Don't Chew on That Spirit!
  5853. You acquire an item: Tin Foil Immateria
  5854.  
  5855. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  5856. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  5857. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  5858. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  5859.  
  5860. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  5861. Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle
  5862. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd
  5863. You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle
  5864.  
  5865. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  5866.  
  5867. equip pants pantogram pants
  5868. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  5869. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  5870.  
  5871. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  5872.  
  5873. buy 1 all-purpose flower for 2000 each from an NPC Store
  5874. You acquire an item: all-purpose flower
  5875. You spent 2,000 Meat
  5876.  
  5877. use 1 all-purpose flower
  5878. You acquire wad of dough (39)
  5879.  
  5880. buy 36 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
  5881. You spent 2,520 Meat
  5882. You acquire soda water (36)
  5883.  
  5884. [198] Cook 39 soda water + 39 wad of dough
  5885. You acquire loaf of soda bread (39)
  5886. Crafting used 39 each of wad of dough and soda water
  5887.  
  5888. Converting 4 cocoa eggshell fragments into Fuel
  5889.  
  5890. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  5891.  
  5892. Converting 19 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  5893.  
  5894. [198] The Haunted Laundry Room
  5895. Encounter: plaid ghost
  5896. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5897. Round 1: plaid ghost drops 22 attack power.
  5898. Round 1: plaid ghost drops 23 defense.
  5899. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  5900. This combat did not cost a turn
  5901.  
  5902. [198] The Haunted Laundry Room
  5903. Encounter: the cabinet of Dr. Limpieza
  5904. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5905. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 23 attack power.
  5906. Round 1: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 23 defense.
  5907. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  5908. Round 2: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  5909. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza takes 662 damage.
  5910. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 32 attack power.
  5911. Round 3: cabinet of Dr. Limpieza drops 32 defense.
  5912. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5913. You gain 142 Meat
  5914. You acquire an item: bloodstain stick
  5915. You acquire an item: fabric softener
  5916. You acquire an item: fabric hardener
  5917. You acquire an item: bottle of laundry sherry
  5918. You acquire an item: blasting soda
  5919. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  5920. After Battle: You gain 43 Wizardliness
  5921. After Battle: You gain 11 Roguishness
  5922. You gain a Moxie point!
  5923. You lose an effect: Driving Observantly (0)
  5924. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  5925.  
  5926. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  5927.  
  5928. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  5929. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  5930.  
  5931. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  5932. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  5933.  
  5934. equip acc3 astral belt
  5935.  
  5936. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  5937.  
  5938. [199] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5939. Encounter: Protagonist
  5940. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5941. Round 1: Protagonist drops 27 attack power.
  5942. Round 1: Protagonist drops 25 defense.
  5943. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5944. Round 2: Protagonist takes 521 damage.
  5945. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5946. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  5947. You gain 287 Meat
  5948. You acquire an item: super-spiky hair gel
  5949. You acquire an item: phonics down
  5950. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  5951. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  5952. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5953. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  5954.  
  5955. [200] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5956. Encounter: The Most Absorbent Spirit Ever
  5957. You acquire an item: Gauze Immateria
  5958.  
  5959. [201] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5960. Encounter: Protagonist
  5961. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  5962. Round 1: Protagonist drops 26 attack power.
  5963. Round 1: Protagonist drops 25 defense.
  5964. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5965. Round 2: Protagonist takes 525 damage.
  5966. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  5967. After Battle: You gain 6 Beefiness
  5968. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  5969. You gain 304 Meat
  5970. You acquire an item: super-spiky hair gel
  5971. You acquire an item: phonics down
  5972. You acquire an item: ocarina of space
  5973. You acquire an effect: Livin' Large (5)
  5974. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  5975. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  5976. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  5977.  
  5978. [202] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5979. Encounter: Rip Rop Wrappety Do
  5980. You acquire an item: Plastic Wrap Immateria
  5981.  
  5982. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  5983.  
  5984. [203] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5985. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  5986. Took choice 182/4: model airship
  5987. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=182&option=4
  5988. You acquire an item: model airship
  5989.  
  5990. [204] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  5991. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  5992. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  5993. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=182&option=1
  5994. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
  5995. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  5996. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 30 attack power.
  5997. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 28 defense.
  5998. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  5999. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 518 damage.
  6000. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6001. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  6002. You acquire an item: metallic A
  6003. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  6004. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  6005. You acquire an item: oversized pizza cutter
  6006. You acquire an item: magilaser blastercannon
  6007. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  6008. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  6009. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  6010.  
  6011. [205] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  6012. Encounter: Random Lack of an Encounter
  6013. Took choice 182/1: enter combat
  6014. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=182&option=1
  6015. Encounter: MagiMechTech MechaMech
  6016. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6017. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 30 attack power.
  6018. Round 1: MagiMechTech MechaMech drops 28 defense.
  6019. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6020. Round 2: MagiMechTech MechaMech takes 518 damage.
  6021. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6022. After Battle: You gain 14 hit points
  6023. You acquire an item: metallic A
  6024. You acquire an item: glowing red eye
  6025. You acquire an item: photoprotoneutron torpedo
  6026. After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
  6027. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  6028. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  6029.  
  6030. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  6031.  
  6032. [206] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  6033. Encounter: ninja snowman assassin
  6034. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6035. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  6036. Round 1: ninja snowman assassin drops 34 attack power.
  6037. Round 1: ninja snowman assassin drops 32 defense.
  6038. Round 1: You lose 67 hit points
  6039. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  6040. Round 2: ninja snowman assassin takes 422 damage.
  6041. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6042. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  6043. You acquire an item: ninja carabiner
  6044. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  6045. After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness
  6046. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  6047.  
  6048. [207] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  6049. Encounter: Quiet Healer
  6050. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6051. Round 1: Quiet Healer drops 26 attack power.
  6052. Round 1: Quiet Healer drops 24 defense.
  6053. Round 1: You gain no hit points
  6054. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6055. Round 2: Quiet Healer takes 525 damage.
  6056. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6057. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  6058. You gain 336 Meat
  6059. You acquire an item: amulet of extreme plot significance
  6060. You acquire an item: scroll of drastic healing
  6061. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  6062. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  6063. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  6064. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6065. You gain a Level!
  6066. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  6067.  
  6068. [208] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  6069. Encounter: Irritating Series of Random Encounters
  6070. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6071. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 28 attack power.
  6072. Round 1: Irritating Series of Random Encounters drops 26 defense.
  6073. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6074. Round 2: Irritating Series of Random Encounters takes 529 damage.
  6075. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6076. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  6077. You gain 400 Meat
  6078. You acquire an item: soft green echo eyedrop antidote
  6079. You acquire an item: tiny house
  6080. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  6081. You acquire an effect: Shoesauce (5)
  6082. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  6083. After Battle: You gain 47 Magicalness
  6084. After Battle: You gain 13 Roguishness
  6085.  
  6086. [209] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  6087. Encounter: Burly Sidekick
  6088. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6089. Round 1: Burly Sidekick drops 27 attack power.
  6090. Round 1: Burly Sidekick drops 25 defense.
  6091. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6092. Round 2: Burly Sidekick takes 529 damage.
  6093. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6094. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  6095. After Battle: You gain 22 hit points
  6096. You gain 411 Meat
  6097. You acquire an item: cocoa eggshell fragment
  6098. You acquire an item: tiny house
  6099. You acquire an item: armgun
  6100. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  6101. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  6102. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  6103. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  6104.  
  6105. [210] The Penultimate Fantasy Airship
  6106. Encounter: F-F-Fantastic!
  6107. Took choice 681/1: Give him the spirits
  6108. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=681&option=1
  6109. You acquire an item: S.O.C.K.
  6110.  
  6111. mall.php?didadv=0&pudnuggler=ultra+mega&category=allitems&food_sortitemsby=name&booze_sortitemsby=name&othercon_sortitemsby=name&consumable_byme=0&hats_sortitemsby=name&shirts_sortitemsby=name&pants_sortitemsby=name&weapons_sortitemsby=name&weaponattribute=3&weaponhands=3&acc_sortitemsby=name&offhand_sortitemsby=name&wearable_byme=0&famequip_sortitemsby=name&nolimits=0&justitems=0&sortresultsby=price&max_price=0&x_cheapest=0&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=0&consumable_tier_5=0
  6112.  
  6113. use 1 pocket wish
  6114. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  6115. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=I+was+fighting+a+Orcish+Frat+Boy+Spy
  6116.  
  6117. [211] genie summoned monster
  6118. Encounter: Orcish Frat Boy Spy
  6119. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6120. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  6121. Round 1: Orcish Frat Boy Spy drops 37 attack power.
  6122. Round 1: Orcish Frat Boy Spy drops 35 defense.
  6123. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6124. Round 2: Orcish Frat Boy Spy takes 1058 damage.
  6125. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6126. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  6127. You acquire an item: distressed denim pants
  6128. You acquire an item: beer helmet
  6129. You acquire an item: bejeweled pledge pin
  6130. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  6131. After Battle: You gain 47 Magicalness
  6132. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  6133. You gain a Moxie point!
  6134. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6135.  
  6136. [212] Hippy Camp
  6137. Encounter: War Hippy (space) cadet
  6138. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6139. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  6140. Round 1: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 34 attack power.
  6141. Round 1: War Hippy (space) cadet drops 32 defense.
  6142. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6143. Round 2: War Hippy (space) cadet takes 1092 damage.
  6144. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6145. After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
  6146. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  6147. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  6148. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  6149. You gain a Muscle point!
  6150. After Battle: You gain 52 Enchantedness
  6151. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  6152.  
  6153. [213] Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise)
  6154. Encounter: War Hippy drill sergeant
  6155. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6156. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  6157. Round 1: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 35 attack power.
  6158. Round 1: War Hippy drill sergeant drops 32 defense.
  6159. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6160. Round 2: War Hippy drill sergeant takes 1092 damage.
  6161. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6162. After Battle: You gain 15 hit points
  6163. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  6164. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  6165. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  6166. After Battle: You gain 47 Wizardliness
  6167. After Battle: You gain 13 Sarcasm
  6168.  
  6169. [214] Wartime Hippy Camp (Frat Disguise)
  6170. Encounter: Blockin' Out the Scenery
  6171. Took choice 142/3: start the war
  6172. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=142&option=3
  6173.  
  6174. [215] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  6175. Encounter: I Am The Brotherhood
  6176. You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
  6177. You acquire beer bomb (3)
  6178. You acquire an item: PADL Phone
  6179.  
  6180. Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
  6181. You acquire an item: rock band flyers
  6182.  
  6183. Visiting Yossarian
  6184. You acquire an item: molybdenum magnet
  6185.  
  6186. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
  6187.  
  6188. equip weapon pool cue
  6189.  
  6190. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  6191.  
  6192. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  6193. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  6194.  
  6195. trading 1 PADL Phone for 2 dimes
  6196. You acquire 2 dimes
  6197.  
  6198. trading 1 perforated battle paddle for 1 dime
  6199. You acquire 1 dime
  6200.  
  6201. trading 3 dimes for 1 carbonated soy milk
  6202. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  6203.  
  6204. [216] Mix 1 blood bag + 1 carbonated soy milk
  6205. You acquire an item: vampagne
  6206. Crafting used 1 each of carbonated soy milk and blood bag
  6207.  
  6208. drink 1 vampagne
  6209. You gain 23 Adventures
  6210. You gain 29 Fortitude
  6211. You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  6212. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6213. You gain 29 Roguishness
  6214. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  6215. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  6216.  
  6217. trading 1 bullet-proof corduroys for 1 quarter
  6218. You acquire 1 quarter
  6219.  
  6220. trading 1 bullet-proof corduroys for 1 quarter
  6221. You acquire 1 quarter
  6222.  
  6223. trading 1 reinforced beaded headband for 1 quarter
  6224. You acquire 1 quarter
  6225.  
  6226. trading 1 round purple sunglasses for 1 quarter
  6227. You acquire 1 quarter
  6228.  
  6229. trading 4 quarters for 2 gauze garters
  6230. You acquire gauze garter (2)
  6231.  
  6232. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  6233. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  6234.  
  6235. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  6236. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  6237.  
  6238. equip acc3 astral belt
  6239.  
  6240. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  6241.  
  6242. [216] Cook 2 blood bag + 2 gauze garter
  6243. You acquire blood-soaked sponge cake (2)
  6244. Crafting used 2 each of gauze garter and blood bag
  6245.  
  6246. chew 1 dieting pill
  6247.  
  6248. eat 1 blood-soaked sponge cake
  6249. You gain 47 Adventures
  6250. You gain 70 Strongness
  6251. You gain 69 Wizardliness
  6252. You gain 55 Cheek
  6253. You gain 2 Fullness
  6254.  
  6255. [216] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  6256. Encounter: The Fast and the Furry-ous
  6257. Took choice 669/1: Neckbeard Choice (titanium umbrella not equipped)
  6258. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=669&option=1
  6259. Encounter: Out in the Open Source
  6260. Took choice 671/4: Fitness Choice
  6261. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=671&option=4
  6262. Encounter: You Don't Mess Around with Gym
  6263. Took choice 670/5: skip adventure and guarantees this adventure will reoccur
  6264. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=670&option=5
  6265.  
  6266. equip acc3 amulet of extreme plot significance
  6267.  
  6268. [216] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Basement)
  6269. Encounter: You Don't Mess Around with Gym
  6270. Took choice 670/4: open Ground Floor (amulet equipped)
  6271. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=670&option=4
  6272.  
  6273. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  6274.  
  6275. equip acc3 astral belt
  6276.  
  6277. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  6278. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  6279. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  6280. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  6281.  
  6282. equip pants tinsel tights
  6283.  
  6284. mall.php?didadv=0&pudnuggler=piratere&category=allitems&food_sortitemsby=name&booze_sortitemsby=name&othercon_sortitemsby=name&consumable_byme=0&hats_sortitemsby=name&shirts_sortitemsby=name&pants_sortitemsby=name&weapons_sortitemsby=name&weaponattribute=3&weaponhands=3&acc_sortitemsby=name&offhand_sortitemsby=name&wearable_byme=0&famequip_sortitemsby=name&nolimits=0&justitems=0&sortresultsby=price&max_price=0&x_cheapest=0&consumable_tier_1=0&consumable_tier_2=0&consumable_tier_3=0&consumable_tier_4=0&consumable_tier_5=0
  6285.  
  6286. [217] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6287. Encounter: Possibility Giant
  6288. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6289. Round 1: Possibility Giant drops 39 attack power.
  6290. Round 1: Possibility Giant drops 38 defense.
  6291. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  6292. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6293. Round 2: You lose 43 hit points
  6294. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6295. Round 3: Possibility Giant takes 106 damage.
  6296. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6297. Round 4: Possibility Giant takes 66 damage.
  6298. Round 4: You lose 19 hit points
  6299. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6300. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6301. Round 5: Possibility Giant takes 244 damage.
  6302. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6303. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6304. You gain 310 Meat
  6305. You acquire an item: plot hole
  6306. You acquire an item: probability potion
  6307. You acquire an item: chaos butterfly
  6308. You acquire an effect: Thick-Skinned (5)
  6309. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  6310. After Battle: You gain 57 Magicalness
  6311. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  6312. You acquire an item: Poké-Gro fertilizer
  6313.  
  6314. [218] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6315. Encounter: Putting Off Is Off-Putting
  6316. Took choice 673/1: very overdue library book, then skip adventure
  6317. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=673&option=1
  6318. You acquire an item: very overdue library book
  6319.  
  6320. use 1 very overdue library book
  6321. You gain 63 Strengthliness
  6322. You gain a Muscle point!
  6323. You gain 57 Mysteriousness
  6324. You gain 52 Cheek
  6325. You gain a Moxie point!
  6326.  
  6327. [219] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6328. Encounter: Foodie Giant
  6329. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6330. Round 1: Foodie Giant drops 39 attack power.
  6331. Round 1: Foodie Giant drops 37 defense.
  6332. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6333. Round 2: You lose 76 hit points
  6334. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6335. Round 3: Foodie Giant takes 106 damage.
  6336. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6337. Round 4: Foodie Giant takes 66 damage.
  6338. Round 4: You lose 32 hit points
  6339. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6340. Round 5: Foodie Giant takes 41 damage.
  6341. Round 5: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6342. Round 6: Foodie Giant takes 43 damage.
  6343. Round 6: You gain 85 hit points
  6344. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6345. Round 7: Foodie Giant takes 259 damage.
  6346. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6347. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  6348. You gain 220 Meat
  6349. You acquire an item: giant artisanal rice peeler
  6350. You acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
  6351. You acquire an item: artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
  6352. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  6353. After Battle: You gain 54 Magicalness
  6354. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6355. After Battle: You gain 21 Cheek
  6356.  
  6357. [220] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6358. Encounter: Renaissance Giant
  6359. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6360. Round 1: Renaissance Giant drops 39 attack power.
  6361. Round 1: Renaissance Giant drops 36 defense.
  6362. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6363. Round 2: Renaissance Giant takes 105 damage.
  6364. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6365. Round 3: Renaissance Giant takes 66 damage.
  6366. Round 3: You lose 35 hit points
  6367. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6368. Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 41 damage.
  6369. Round 4: You lose 30 hit points
  6370. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6371. Round 5: Renaissance Giant takes 42 damage.
  6372. Round 5: You gain 83 hit points
  6373. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6374. Round 6: You lose 73 hit points
  6375. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6376. Round 7: Renaissance Giant takes 259 damage.
  6377. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6378. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  6379. You gain 202 Meat
  6380. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Meade
  6381. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  6382. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Medieval Insult
  6383. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  6384. After Battle: You gain 50 Mysteriousness
  6385. After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
  6386.  
  6387. [221] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6388. Encounter: Procrastination Giant
  6389. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6390. Round 1: Procrastination Giant drops 38 attack power.
  6391. Round 1: Procrastination Giant drops 37 defense.
  6392. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6393. Round 2: Procrastination Giant takes 104 damage.
  6394. Round 2: You lose 21 hit points
  6395. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6396. Round 3: Procrastination Giant takes 65 damage.
  6397. Round 3: You lose 21 hit points
  6398. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6399. Round 4: Procrastination Giant takes 41 damage.
  6400. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6401. Round 5: Procrastination Giant takes 42 damage.
  6402. Round 5: You gain 83 hit points
  6403. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6404. Round 6: You lose 43 hit points
  6405. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6406. Round 7: Procrastination Giant takes 278 damage.
  6407. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6408. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  6409. You gain 347 Meat
  6410. You acquire an item: procrastination potion
  6411. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  6412. After Battle: You gain 53 Magicalness
  6413. After Battle: You gain 19 Roguishness
  6414.  
  6415. [222] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6416. Encounter: Huzzah!
  6417. Took choice 674/1: pewter claymore, then skip adventure
  6418. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=674&option=1
  6419. You acquire an item: pewter claymore
  6420.  
  6421. [223] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6422. Encounter: Foodie Giant
  6423. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6424. Round 1: Foodie Giant drops 39 attack power.
  6425. Round 1: Foodie Giant drops 38 defense.
  6426. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6427. Round 2: Foodie Giant takes 104 damage.
  6428. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6429. Round 3: Foodie Giant takes 65 damage.
  6430. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6431. Round 4: Foodie Giant takes 40 damage.
  6432. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6433. Round 5: Foodie Giant takes 41 damage.
  6434. Round 5: You gain 82 hit points
  6435. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6436. Round 6: You lose 72 hit points
  6437. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6438. Round 7: Foodie Giant takes 254 damage.
  6439. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6440. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6441. You gain 232 Meat
  6442. You acquire an item: giant heirloom grape tomato
  6443. You acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
  6444. You acquire an item: artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice
  6445. After Battle: You gain 25 Strongness
  6446. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  6447. After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
  6448.  
  6449. [224] The Haunted Storage Room
  6450. Encounter: Lights Out in the Storage Room
  6451. Took choice 890/3: Look Out the Window
  6452. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=890&option=3
  6453.  
  6454. [224] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6455. Encounter: Foodie Giant
  6456. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6457. Round 1: Foodie Giant drops 40 attack power.
  6458. Round 1: Foodie Giant drops 38 defense.
  6459. Round 1: You lose 35 hit points
  6460. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6461. Round 2: Foodie Giant takes 105 damage.
  6462. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6463. Round 3: Foodie Giant takes 66 damage.
  6464. Round 3: You lose 40 hit points
  6465. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6466. Round 4: Foodie Giant takes 41 damage.
  6467. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6468. Round 5: Foodie Giant takes 42 damage.
  6469. Round 5: You gain 83 hit points
  6470. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6471. Round 6: Foodie Giant takes 242 damage.
  6472. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6473. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6474. You gain 262 Meat
  6475. You acquire an item: giant artisanal rice peeler
  6476. You acquire an item: giant heirloom grape tomato
  6477. You acquire an item: chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli
  6478. You acquire an effect: Feline Ferocity (5)
  6479. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  6480. After Battle: You gain 56 Enchantedness
  6481. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  6482.  
  6483. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  6484.  
  6485. [225] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6486. Encounter: Renaissance Giant
  6487. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6488. Round 1: Renaissance Giant drops 39 attack power.
  6489. Round 1: Renaissance Giant drops 36 defense.
  6490. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6491. Round 2: Renaissance Giant takes 106 damage.
  6492. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6493. Round 3: Renaissance Giant takes 66 damage.
  6494. Round 3: You lose 34 hit points
  6495. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6496. Round 4: Renaissance Giant takes 42 damage.
  6497. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6498. Round 5: Renaissance Giant takes 43 damage.
  6499. Round 5: You gain 85 hit points
  6500. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6501. Round 6: You lose 63 hit points
  6502. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6503. Round 7: Renaissance Giant takes 427 damage.
  6504. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6505. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  6506. You gain 239 Meat
  6507. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Meade
  6508. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick
  6509. You acquire an item: Ye Olde Medieval Insult
  6510. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  6511. You gain a Muscle point!
  6512. After Battle: You gain 56 Wizardliness
  6513. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6514. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  6515.  
  6516. [226] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6517. Encounter: Home on the Free Range
  6518. Took choice 1026/2: electric boning knife, then skip adventure
  6519. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1026&option=2
  6520. You acquire an item: electric boning knife
  6521.  
  6522. [227] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Ground Floor)
  6523. Encounter: Top of the Castle, Ma
  6524.  
  6525. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  6526.  
  6527. equip pants pantogram pants
  6528.  
  6529. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  6530.  
  6531. [228] The Copperhead Club
  6532. Encounter: sausage goblin
  6533. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6534. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  6535. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 87 attack power.
  6536. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 87 defense.
  6537. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6538. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 980 damage.
  6539. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6540. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  6541. You gain 191 Meat
  6542. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  6543. After Battle: You gain 40 Beefiness
  6544. After Battle: You gain 98 Wizardliness
  6545. After Battle: You gain 37 Roguishness
  6546. You gain a Moxie point!
  6547. This combat did not cost a turn
  6548.  
  6549. [228] The Hidden Hospital
  6550. Encounter: pygmy orderlies
  6551. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6552. Round 1: pygmy orderlies drops 36 attack power.
  6553. Round 1: pygmy orderlies drops 34 defense.
  6554. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6555. Round 2: pygmy orderlies takes 123 damage.
  6556. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6557. Round 3: pygmy orderlies takes 62 damage.
  6558. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6559. Round 4: pygmy orderlies takes 51 damage.
  6560. Round 4: You gain 76 hit points
  6561. Round 4: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6562. Round 5: You lose 54 hit points
  6563. Round 5: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: MISSILE LAUNCHER!
  6564. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6565. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  6566. You gain 513 Meat
  6567. You acquire an item: compression stocking
  6568. You acquire an item: midriff scrubs
  6569. You acquire an item: pill cup
  6570. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  6571. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  6572. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  6573. This combat did not cost a turn
  6574.  
  6575. [228] The Hidden Hospital
  6576. Encounter: pygmy witch nurse
  6577. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6578. Round 1: pygmy witch nurse drops 35 attack power.
  6579. Round 1: pygmy witch nurse drops 35 defense.
  6580. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6581. Round 2: pygmy witch nurse takes 117 damage.
  6582. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6583. Round 3: pygmy witch nurse takes 59 damage.
  6584. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6585. Round 4: pygmy witch nurse takes 49 damage.
  6586. Round 4: You gain 73 hit points
  6587. Round 4: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6588. Round 5: You lose 51 hit points
  6589. Round 5: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  6590. This combat did not cost a turn
  6591.  
  6592. [228] The Hidden Hospital
  6593. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  6594. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6595. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 35 attack power.
  6596. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 35 defense.
  6597. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  6598. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6599. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 114 damage.
  6600. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6601. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 58 damage.
  6602. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6603. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  6604. Round 5: You gain 71 hit points
  6605. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6606. Round 6: You lose 48 hit points
  6607. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6608. Round 7: pygmy witch surgeon takes 496 damage.
  6609. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6610. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  6611. You gain 545 Meat
  6612. You acquire an item: head mirror
  6613. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  6614. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  6615. After Battle: You gain 20 Sarcasm
  6616. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  6617.  
  6618. equip acc2 head mirror
  6619.  
  6620. [229] The Hidden Hospital
  6621. Encounter: pygmy orderlies
  6622. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6623. Round 1: pygmy orderlies drops 36 attack power.
  6624. Round 1: pygmy orderlies drops 35 defense.
  6625. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  6626. This combat did not cost a turn
  6627.  
  6628. [229] The Hidden Hospital
  6629. Encounter: pygmy janitor
  6630. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6631. Round 1: pygmy janitor drops 35 attack power.
  6632. Round 1: pygmy janitor drops 35 defense.
  6633. Round 1: monsieur bob casts REFLEX HAMMER!
  6634. This combat did not cost a turn
  6635.  
  6636. [229] The Hidden Hospital
  6637. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  6638. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6639. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 35 attack power.
  6640. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 35 defense.
  6641. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6642. Round 2: You lose 51 hit points
  6643. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6644. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 112 damage.
  6645. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6646. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 57 damage.
  6647. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6648. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  6649. Round 5: You gain 70 hit points
  6650. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6651. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 279 damage.
  6652. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6653. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  6654. You gain 408 Meat
  6655. You acquire an effect: Frozen Hands (5)
  6656. You acquire an item: bloodied surgical dungarees
  6657. After Battle: You gain 26 Beefiness
  6658. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  6659. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  6660.  
  6661. equip pants bloodied surgical dungarees
  6662.  
  6663. [230] The Hidden Hospital
  6664. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  6665. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6666. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 35 attack power.
  6667. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 34 defense.
  6668. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  6669. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6670. Round 2: You lose 50 hit points
  6671. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6672. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 113 damage.
  6673. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6674. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 58 damage.
  6675. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6676. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  6677. Round 5: You gain 71 hit points
  6678. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6679. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 267 damage.
  6680. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6681. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  6682. You gain 423 Meat
  6683. You acquire an item: surgical apron
  6684. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  6685. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  6686. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6687. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  6688.  
  6689. equip shirt surgical apron
  6690.  
  6691. [231] The Hidden Hospital
  6692. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  6693. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6694. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 35 attack power.
  6695. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 34 defense.
  6696. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  6697. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6698. Round 2: You lose 36 hit points
  6699. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6700. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 114 damage.
  6701. Round 3: You lose 18 hit points
  6702. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6703. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 58 damage.
  6704. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6705. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 47 damage.
  6706. Round 5: You gain 71 hit points
  6707. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6708. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 289 damage.
  6709. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6710. After Battle: You gain 13 hit points
  6711. You gain 391 Meat
  6712. You acquire an item: half-size scalpel
  6713. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  6714. After Battle: You gain 47 Mysteriousness
  6715. After Battle: You gain 16 Sarcasm
  6716.  
  6717. equip weapon half-size scalpel
  6718.  
  6719. [232] The Hidden Hospital
  6720. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  6721. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6722. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 32 attack power.
  6723. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 31 defense.
  6724. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6725. Round 2: You lose 37 hit points
  6726. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6727. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 116 damage.
  6728. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6729. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 52 damage.
  6730. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6731. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 36 damage.
  6732. Round 5: You gain 48 hit points
  6733. Round 5: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6734. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 430 damage.
  6735. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6736. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  6737. You gain 400 Meat
  6738. You acquire an item: surgical mask
  6739. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  6740. You gain a Muscle point!
  6741. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  6742. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  6743.  
  6744. equip acc3 surgical mask
  6745.  
  6746. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  6747. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  6748.  
  6749. [233] The Hidden Hospital
  6750. Encounter: pygmy witch surgeon
  6751. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6752. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 32 attack power.
  6753. Round 1: pygmy witch surgeon drops 32 defense.
  6754. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  6755. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6756. Round 2: You lose 40 hit points
  6757. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6758. Round 3: pygmy witch surgeon takes 120 damage.
  6759. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6760. Round 4: pygmy witch surgeon takes 53 damage.
  6761. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6762. Round 5: pygmy witch surgeon takes 38 damage.
  6763. Round 5: You gain 51 hit points
  6764. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6765. Round 6: pygmy witch surgeon takes 386 damage.
  6766. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6767. After Battle: You gain 19 hit points
  6768. You gain 434 Meat
  6769. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  6770. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  6771. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  6772.  
  6773. [234] The Hidden Hospital
  6774. Encounter: You, M. D.
  6775. Took choice 784/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  6776. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=784&option=1
  6777. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  6778. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6779. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 35 attack power.
  6780. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 32 defense.
  6781. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6782. Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 430 damage.
  6783. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6784. You acquire an item: dripping stone sphere
  6785. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  6786. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  6787. You acquire an effect: Ooh, Bitter! (5)
  6788. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  6789. After Battle: You gain 47 Magicalness
  6790. After Battle: You gain 11 Chutzpah
  6791.  
  6792. [235] An Overgrown Shrine (Southwest)
  6793. Encounter: Water You Dune
  6794. Took choice 783/2: Get stone triangle
  6795. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=783&option=2
  6796. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  6797.  
  6798. buy 4 Bowl of Scorpions for 500 each from The Hidden Tavern
  6799. You spent 2,000 Meat
  6800. You acquire Bowl of Scorpions (4)
  6801.  
  6802. [235] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6803. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  6804. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  6805. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 33 attack power.
  6806. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 31 defense.
  6807. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  6808. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6809. Round 2: You lose 34 hit points
  6810. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6811. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 125 damage.
  6812. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6813. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 55 damage.
  6814. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6815. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 40 damage.
  6816. Round 5: You gain 53 hit points
  6817. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6818. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 371 damage.
  6819. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6820. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  6821. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
  6822. You gain 266 Meat
  6823. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  6824. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  6825. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  6826. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  6827. After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
  6828. You gain a Moxie point!
  6829.  
  6830. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  6831.  
  6832. equip acc3 astral belt
  6833.  
  6834. equip acc2 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  6835.  
  6836. equip shirt denim jacket
  6837.  
  6838. Converting 2 cocoa eggshell fragments into Fuel
  6839.  
  6840. Converting 2 bottles of Ye Olde Meade into Fuel
  6841.  
  6842. Converting 2 giant heirloom grape tomatoes into Fuel
  6843.  
  6844. Converting imitation White Russian into Fuel
  6845.  
  6846. Converting bottle of laundry sherry into Fuel
  6847.  
  6848. add to closet: 1 bowling ball
  6849.  
  6850. equip pants tinsel tights
  6851. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  6852.  
  6853. [236] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6854. Encounter: drunk pygmy
  6855. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6856. Round 1: drunk pygmy drops 46 attack power.
  6857. Round 1: drunk pygmy drops 43 defense.
  6858. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6859. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  6860. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6861. This combat did not cost a turn
  6862.  
  6863. [236] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6864. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  6865. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6866. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 46 attack power.
  6867. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 44 defense.
  6868. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  6869. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6870. Round 2: You lose 33 hit points
  6871. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6872. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 117 damage.
  6873. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6874. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 74 damage.
  6875. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6876. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  6877. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 178 damage.
  6878. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6879. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  6880. You gain 269 Meat
  6881. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  6882. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  6883. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  6884. After Battle: You gain 62 Magicalness
  6885. You gain a Mysticality point!
  6886. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  6887.  
  6888. add to closet: 1 bowling ball
  6889.  
  6890. [237] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6891. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  6892. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6893. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 47 attack power.
  6894. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 44 defense.
  6895. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6896. Round 2: You lose 79 hit points
  6897. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6898. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 117 damage.
  6899. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6900. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 74 damage.
  6901. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6902. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 46 damage.
  6903. Round 5: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6904. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 47 damage.
  6905. Round 6: You gain 93 hit points
  6906. Round 6: You lose 18 hit points
  6907. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6908. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 184 damage.
  6909. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6910. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  6911. You gain 241 Meat
  6912. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  6913. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  6914. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  6915. After Battle: You gain 62 Wizardliness
  6916. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  6917.  
  6918. add to closet: 1 bowling ball
  6919.  
  6920. [238] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6921. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  6922. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6923. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 47 attack power.
  6924. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 44 defense.
  6925. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6926. Round 2: You lose 30 hit points
  6927. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6928. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 117 damage.
  6929. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6930. Round 4: pygmy bowler takes 73 damage.
  6931. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  6932. Round 5: pygmy bowler takes 46 damage.
  6933. Round 5: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  6934. Round 6: pygmy bowler takes 47 damage.
  6935. Round 6: You gain 93 hit points
  6936. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  6937. Round 7: pygmy bowler takes 184 damage.
  6938. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6939. You gain 310 Meat
  6940. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  6941. You acquire an item: tiny bowler
  6942. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  6943. You acquire an effect: Bricked-In (5)
  6944. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  6945. After Battle: You gain 54 Enchantedness
  6946. After Battle: You gain 31 Roguishness
  6947.  
  6948. add to closet: 1 bowling ball
  6949.  
  6950. [239] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6951. Encounter: drunk pygmy
  6952. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6953. Round 1: drunk pygmy drops 46 attack power.
  6954. Round 1: drunk pygmy drops 44 defense.
  6955. Round 1: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6956. After Battle: You gain 36 hit points
  6957. After Battle: You gain 2 Enchantedness
  6958. This combat did not cost a turn
  6959.  
  6960. [239] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  6961. Encounter: pygmy bowler
  6962. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6963. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 47 attack power.
  6964. Round 1: pygmy bowler drops 44 defense.
  6965. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  6966. Round 2: You lose 92 hit points
  6967. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6968. Round 3: pygmy bowler takes 330 damage.
  6969. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6970. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  6971. You gain 287 Meat
  6972. You acquire an item: bowling ball
  6973. You acquire an item: tiny bowler
  6974. You acquire an item: imitation White Russian
  6975. After Battle: You gain 27 Strengthliness
  6976. After Battle: You gain 61 Magicalness
  6977. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  6978. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  6979.  
  6980. take from closet: 4 bowling ball
  6981. You acquire bowling ball (4)
  6982.  
  6983. use 5 Gathered Meat-Clip
  6984. You gain 2,777 Meat
  6985.  
  6986. [240] The Copperhead Club
  6987. Encounter: waiter dressed as a ninja
  6988. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  6989. Round 1: You lose 163 hit points
  6990. Round 1: waiter dressed as a ninja drops 45 attack power.
  6991. Round 1: waiter dressed as a ninja drops 45 defense.
  6992. Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
  6993. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  6994. Round 2: waiter dressed as a ninja takes 330 damage.
  6995. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  6996. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  6997. You gain 62 Meat
  6998. You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise
  6999. You acquire an item: breadchucks
  7000. You acquire an item: shuriken salad
  7001. You acquire an item: ninja eyeblack
  7002. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  7003. You gain a Muscle point!
  7004. After Battle: You gain 57 Enchantedness
  7005. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7006. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  7007.  
  7008. use 1 crappy waiter disguise
  7009. You acquire an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (5)
  7010.  
  7011. [241] The Copperhead Club
  7012. Encounter: Behind the 'Stache
  7013. Took choice 855/2: can get priceless diamond
  7014. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=855&option=2
  7015. You lose an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (0)
  7016.  
  7017. use 1 crappy waiter disguise
  7018. You acquire an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (5)
  7019.  
  7020. [241] The Copperhead Club
  7021. Encounter: Behind the 'Stache
  7022. Took choice 855/4: get 4-5 random items
  7023. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=855&option=4
  7024. You lose an effect: Crappily Disguised as a Waiter (0)
  7025. You acquire an item: unnamed cocktail
  7026. You acquire an item: drum of tommy ammo
  7027. You acquire an item: shuriken salad
  7028. You acquire an item: throwing spoon
  7029.  
  7030. [241] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7031. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7032. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7033. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 attack power.
  7034. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7035. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7036. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7037. Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
  7038. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7039. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7040. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7041. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 42 damage.
  7042. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  7043. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7044. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 43 damage.
  7045. Round 5: You gain 86 hit points
  7046. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  7047. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7048. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 260 damage.
  7049. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7050. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  7051. You gain 609 Meat
  7052. You acquire an item: beefy pill
  7053. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  7054. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  7055. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  7056.  
  7057. [242] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7058. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7059. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7060. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 attack power.
  7061. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7062. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7063. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7064. Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
  7065. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7066. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7067. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7068. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 42 damage.
  7069. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  7070. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7071. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 44 damage.
  7072. Round 5: You gain 87 hit points
  7073. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7074. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 251 damage.
  7075. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7076. After Battle: You gain 40 hit points
  7077. You gain 538 Meat
  7078. You acquire an effect: Spooky Blur (5)
  7079. After Battle: You gain 24 Strongness
  7080. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  7081. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  7082.  
  7083. [243] The Copperhead Club
  7084. Encounter: Paco Collins the bartender
  7085. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7086. Round 1: You lose 164 hit points
  7087. Round 1: Copperhead Club bartender drops 45 attack power.
  7088. Round 1: Copperhead Club bartender drops 44 defense.
  7089. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7090. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7091. Round 3: Copperhead Club bartender takes 114 damage.
  7092. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7093. Round 4: Copperhead Club bartender takes 72 damage.
  7094. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7095. Round 5: Copperhead Club bartender takes 45 damage.
  7096. Round 5: You lose 37 hit points
  7097. Round 5: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7098. Round 6: Copperhead Club bartender takes 46 damage.
  7099. Round 6: You gain 91 hit points
  7100. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  7101. Round 7: You lose 8 hit points
  7102. Round 7: You lose 37 hit points
  7103. Round 7: monsieur bob attacks!
  7104. Round 8: You lose 10 hit points
  7105. Round 8: You lose 40 hit points
  7106. Round 8: monsieur bob attacks!
  7107. Round 9: You lose 10 hit points
  7108. Round 9: You lose 39 hit points
  7109. Round 9: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7110. Round 10: Copperhead Club bartender takes 332 damage.
  7111. Round 10: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7112. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  7113. You gain 200 Meat
  7114. You acquire an item: unnamed cocktail
  7115. You acquire an item: handful of tips
  7116. You acquire an item: electric copperhead potion
  7117. After Battle: You gain 25 Fortitude
  7118. After Battle: You gain 59 Enchantedness
  7119. After Battle: You gain 21 Smarm
  7120. You gain a Moxie point!
  7121.  
  7122. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  7123.  
  7124. [244] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7125. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7126. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7127. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 28 attack power.
  7128. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7129. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7130. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7131. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7132. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 42 damage.
  7133. Round 3: You lose 5 hit points
  7134. Round 3: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7135. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 44 damage.
  7136. Round 4: You gain 87 hit points
  7137. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  7138. Round 4: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7139. Round 5: You lose 9 hit points
  7140. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7141. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 287 damage.
  7142. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7143. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7144. You gain 639 Meat
  7145. You acquire an item: beefy pill
  7146. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  7147. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  7148. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  7149.  
  7150. [245] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7151. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7152. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7153. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 attack power.
  7154. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7155. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  7156. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7157. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7158. Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
  7159. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7160. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7161. Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
  7162. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7163. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 43 damage.
  7164. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  7165. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7166. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 44 damage.
  7167. Round 5: You gain 87 hit points
  7168. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7169. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 291 damage.
  7170. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7171. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7172. You gain 584 Meat
  7173. You acquire an item: beefy pill
  7174. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  7175. After Battle: You gain 46 Mysteriousness
  7176. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  7177.  
  7178. [246] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7179. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7180. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7181. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 attack power.
  7182. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7183. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  7184. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7185. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7186. Round 2: You lose 8 hit points
  7187. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7188. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7189. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7190. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 42 damage.
  7191. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7192. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 43 damage.
  7193. Round 5: You gain 86 hit points
  7194. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7195. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 299 damage.
  7196. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7197. You gain 637 Meat
  7198. You acquire an item: beefy pill
  7199. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  7200. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  7201. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7202. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  7203.  
  7204. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  7205.  
  7206. [247] The Copperhead Club
  7207. Encounter: Kenny Collins the bartender
  7208. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7209. Round 1: You lose 165 hit points
  7210. Round 1: Copperhead Club bartender drops 45 attack power.
  7211. Round 1: Copperhead Club bartender drops 45 defense.
  7212. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7213. Round 2: Copperhead Club bartender takes 115 damage.
  7214. Round 2: You lose 45 hit points
  7215. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7216. Round 3: Copperhead Club bartender takes 72 damage.
  7217. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7218. Round 4: Copperhead Club bartender takes 45 damage.
  7219. Round 4: You lose 35 hit points
  7220. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7221. Round 5: Copperhead Club bartender takes 46 damage.
  7222. Round 5: You gain 92 hit points
  7223. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7224. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  7225. Round 7: You lose 3 hit points
  7226. Round 7: You lose 38 hit points
  7227. Round 7: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7228. Round 8: Copperhead Club bartender takes 334 damage.
  7229. Round 8: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7230. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  7231. You gain 248 Meat
  7232. You acquire an item: unnamed cocktail
  7233. You acquire an item: handful of tips
  7234. You acquire an item: electric copperhead potion
  7235. You acquire an effect: Oriental Mysticism (5)
  7236. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  7237. After Battle: You gain 63 Mysteriousness
  7238. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  7239.  
  7240. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  7241.  
  7242. [248] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7243. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7244. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7245. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 28 attack power.
  7246. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7247. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7248. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7249. Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
  7250. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7251. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7252. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7253. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 42 damage.
  7254. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7255. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 43 damage.
  7256. Round 5: You gain 86 hit points
  7257. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7258. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 289 damage.
  7259. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7260. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7261. You gain 568 Meat
  7262. You acquire an item: beefy pill
  7263. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  7264. You gain a Muscle point!
  7265. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  7266. After Battle: You gain 20 Smarm
  7267.  
  7268. [249] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7269. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  7270. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7271. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 28 attack power.
  7272. Round 1: beefy bodyguard bat drops 27 defense.
  7273. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  7274. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7275. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7276. Round 2: You lose 9 hit points
  7277. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7278. Round 3: beefy bodyguard bat takes 68 damage.
  7279. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7280. Round 4: beefy bodyguard bat takes 42 damage.
  7281. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7282. Round 5: beefy bodyguard bat takes 44 damage.
  7283. Round 5: You gain 87 hit points
  7284. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  7285. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7286. Round 6: beefy bodyguard bat takes 290 damage.
  7287. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7288. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7289. You gain 676 Meat
  7290. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  7291. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  7292. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  7293.  
  7294. [250] The Boss Bat's Lair
  7295. Encounter: Steve van Barsing
  7296. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7297. Round 1: Steve Belmont drops 30 attack power.
  7298. Round 1: Steve Belmont drops 30 defense.
  7299. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  7300. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7301. Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
  7302. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  7303. Round 3: Steve Belmont takes 297 damage.
  7304. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7305. After Battle: You gain 20 hit points
  7306. You acquire an item: white money bag
  7307. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  7308. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  7309. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  7310. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  7311.  
  7312. autosell: 1 white money bag
  7313. You gain 1,000 Meat
  7314.  
  7315. use 1 Gathered Meat-Clip
  7316. You gain 456 Meat
  7317.  
  7318. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7319. Took choice 1275/1: Grab a deceased crimbo tree
  7320. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=1&pwd
  7321. You acquire an item: deceased crimbo tree
  7322.  
  7323. equip off-hand deceased crimbo tree
  7324.  
  7325. equip pants pantogram pants
  7326.  
  7327. [251] The Copperhead Club
  7328. Encounter: fan dancer
  7329. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7330. Round 1: You lose 139 hit points
  7331. Round 1: fan dancer drops 41 attack power.
  7332. Round 1: fan dancer drops 41 defense.
  7333. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7334. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7335. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  7336. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7337. Round 3: fan dancer takes 104 damage.
  7338. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7339. Round 4: fan dancer takes 65 damage.
  7340. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  7341. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7342. Round 5: fan dancer takes 40 damage.
  7343. Round 5: You lose 1 hit point
  7344. Round 5: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7345. Round 6: fan dancer takes 41 damage.
  7346. Round 6: You gain 82 hit points
  7347. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  7348. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  7349. Round 7: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7350. Round 8: fan dancer takes 346 damage.
  7351. Round 8: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7352. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7353. You gain 324 Meat
  7354. You acquire an item: red silk skirt
  7355. You acquire an item: blowdart
  7356. You acquire an item: dancing fan
  7357. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  7358. After Battle: You gain 52 Wizardliness
  7359. After Battle: You gain 26 Chutzpah
  7360.  
  7361. [252] The Copperhead Club
  7362. Encounter: Shen Copperhead, Huge Jerk
  7363. Took choice 853/1: Sit down.
  7364. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=853&option=1
  7365. You lose an intrinsic: Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison
  7366. You acquire an intrinsic: Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison
  7367.  
  7368. equip hat Mohawk wig
  7369.  
  7370. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  7371.  
  7372. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  7373. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  7374. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  7375. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  7376.  
  7377. Converting 3 blackberries into Fuel
  7378.  
  7379. Converting dusty bottle of Marsala into Fuel
  7380.  
  7381. Converting 4 imitation White Russians into Fuel
  7382.  
  7383. [253] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7384. Encounter: Raver Giant
  7385. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7386. Round 1: Raver Giant drops 37 attack power.
  7387. Round 1: Raver Giant drops 35 defense.
  7388. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7389. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7390. Round 2: You lose 35 hit points
  7391. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7392. Round 3: Raver Giant takes 111 damage.
  7393. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7394. Round 4: Raver Giant takes 63 damage.
  7395. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7396. Round 5: Raver Giant takes 57 damage.
  7397. Round 5: You gain 98 hit points
  7398. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7399. Round 6: Raver Giant takes 284 damage.
  7400. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7401. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7402. You gain 362 Meat
  7403. You acquire an item: Angry Farmer candy
  7404. You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub
  7405. You acquire an item: giant needle
  7406. You acquire an item: rave whistle
  7407. You acquire an effect: Flamibili Tea (5)
  7408. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  7409. After Battle: You gain 50 Magicalness
  7410. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7411. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  7412.  
  7413. [254] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7414. Encounter: All The Rave
  7415. You acquire an item: Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
  7416.  
  7417. [255] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7418. Encounter: Steampunk Giant
  7419. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7420. Round 1: Steampunk Giant drops 38 attack power.
  7421. Round 1: Steampunk Giant drops 36 defense.
  7422. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7423. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7424. Round 2: You lose 44 hit points
  7425. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7426. Round 3: Steampunk Giant takes 111 damage.
  7427. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7428. Round 4: Steampunk Giant takes 63 damage.
  7429. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7430. Round 5: Steampunk Giant takes 57 damage.
  7431. Round 5: You gain 98 hit points
  7432. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7433. Round 6: Steampunk Giant takes 296 damage.
  7434. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7435. You gain 324 Meat
  7436. You acquire an item: brown felt tophat
  7437. You acquire an item: brass gear
  7438. You acquire an item: steampunk potion
  7439. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  7440. After Battle: You gain 46 Enchantedness
  7441. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  7442. You gain a Moxie point!
  7443.  
  7444. [256] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7445. Encounter: Punk Rock Giant
  7446. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7447. Round 1: Punk Rock Giant drops 35 attack power.
  7448. Round 1: Punk Rock Giant drops 33 defense.
  7449. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7450. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7451. Round 2: You lose 45 hit points
  7452. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7453. Round 3: Punk Rock Giant takes 122 damage.
  7454. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7455. Round 4: Punk Rock Giant takes 57 damage.
  7456. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7457. Round 5: Punk Rock Giant takes 45 damage.
  7458. Round 5: You gain 63 hit points
  7459. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7460. Round 6: Punk Rock Giant takes 385 damage.
  7461. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7462. After Battle: You gain 2 hit points
  7463. You gain 136 Meat
  7464. You acquire an item: giant safety pin
  7465. You acquire an item: punk rock jacket
  7466. You acquire an item: stolen sushi
  7467. You acquire an item: punk patch
  7468. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  7469. After Battle: You gain 48 Magicalness
  7470. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  7471.  
  7472. [257] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7473. Encounter: the Burning Snake of Fire
  7474. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7475. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  7476. Round 1: Burning Snake of Fire drops 36 attack power.
  7477. Round 1: Burning Snake of Fire drops 36 defense.
  7478. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7479. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7480. Round 2: You lose 47 hit points
  7481. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7482. Round 3: Burning Snake of Fire takes 132 damage.
  7483. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7484. Round 4: Burning Snake of Fire takes 63 damage.
  7485. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7486. Round 5: Burning Snake of Fire takes 48 damage.
  7487. Round 5: You gain 68 hit points
  7488. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7489. Round 6: Burning Snake of Fire takes 351 damage.
  7490. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7491. After Battle: You gain 16 hit points
  7492. You acquire an item: Murphy's Rancid Black Flag
  7493. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  7494. After Battle: You gain 42 Wizardliness
  7495. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  7496.  
  7497. [258] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7498. Encounter: Copper Feel
  7499. Took choice 677/1: With model airship, complete quest, otherwise fight Steampunk Giant
  7500. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=677&option=1
  7501. Encounter: Keep On Turnin' the Wheel in the Sky
  7502. Took choice 679/1: Spin That Wheel, Giants Get Real
  7503. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=679&option=1
  7504.  
  7505. [259] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7506. Encounter: Steampunk Giant
  7507. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7508. Round 1: Steampunk Giant drops 33 attack power.
  7509. Round 1: Steampunk Giant drops 33 defense.
  7510. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7511. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7512. Round 2: You lose 52 hit points
  7513. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7514. Round 3: Steampunk Giant takes 119 damage.
  7515. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7516. Round 4: Steampunk Giant takes 56 damage.
  7517. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7518. Round 5: Steampunk Giant takes 44 damage.
  7519. Round 5: You gain 62 hit points
  7520. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7521. Round 6: Steampunk Giant takes 360 damage.
  7522. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7523. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  7524. You gain 348 Meat
  7525. You acquire an item: brown felt tophat
  7526. You acquire an item: brass gear
  7527. You acquire an item: steampunk potion
  7528. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  7529. After Battle: You gain 46 Wizardliness
  7530. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  7531.  
  7532. [260] The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
  7533. Encounter: Melon Collie and the Infinite Lameness
  7534. Took choice 675/4: Steampunk Choice
  7535. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=675&option=4
  7536. Encounter: Copper Feel
  7537. Took choice 677/2: steam-powered model rocketship, then skip adventure
  7538. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=677&option=2
  7539. You acquire an item: steam-powered model rocketship
  7540.  
  7541. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  7542.  
  7543. [261] The Haunted Laundry Room
  7544. Encounter: Lights Out in the Laundry Room
  7545. Took choice 891/3: Check a Pile of Stained Sheets
  7546. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=891&option=3
  7547.  
  7548. upeffect.php?efid=2452&qty=1&pwd&ajax=1&_=1556909991226
  7549.  
  7550. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  7551. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  7552.  
  7553. [261] The Defiled Cranny
  7554. Encounter: gluttonous ghuol
  7555. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7556. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  7557. Round 1: gluttonous ghuol drops 25 attack power.
  7558. Round 1: gluttonous ghuol drops 24 defense.
  7559. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7560. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7561. Round 2: You lose 14 hit points
  7562. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7563. Round 3: gluttonous ghuol takes 69 damage.
  7564. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7565. Round 4: gluttonous ghuol takes 39 damage.
  7566. Round 4: gluttonous ghuol heals 9 hit points.
  7567. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7568. Round 5: gluttonous ghuol takes 42 damage.
  7569. Round 5: You gain 72 hit points
  7570. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7571. Round 6: gluttonous ghuol takes 355 damage.
  7572. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7573. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7574. You gain 200 Meat
  7575. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  7576. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  7577. You acquire an item: ghuol guolash
  7578. You acquire an effect: In the Slimelight (5)
  7579. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  7580. You gain a Muscle point!
  7581. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  7582. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  7583.  
  7584. [262] The Defiled Cranny
  7585. Encounter: gaunt ghuol
  7586. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7587. Round 1: You lose 20 hit points
  7588. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 24 attack power.
  7589. Round 1: gaunt ghuol drops 24 defense.
  7590. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7591. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7592. Round 2: You lose 12 hit points
  7593. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7594. Round 3: gaunt ghuol takes 67 damage.
  7595. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7596. Round 4: gaunt ghuol takes 38 damage.
  7597. Round 4: gaunt ghuol heals 5 hit points.
  7598. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7599. Round 5: gaunt ghuol takes 39 damage.
  7600. Round 5: You gain 66 hit points
  7601. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7602. Round 6: gaunt ghuol takes 422 damage.
  7603. Round 6: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7604. After Battle: Your Evilometer emits a single beep. The air in this part of the crypt smells slightly less evil...
  7605. You gain 63 Meat
  7606. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  7607. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  7608. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  7609. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  7610. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7611. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  7612.  
  7613. [263] The Defiled Cranny
  7614. Encounter: Death Rattlin'
  7615. Took choice 523/4: fight swarm of ghuol whelps
  7616. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=523&option=4
  7617. Encounter: giant swarm of ghuol whelps
  7618. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7619. Round 1: You lose 21 hit points
  7620. Round 1: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 24 attack power.
  7621. Round 1: giant swarm of ghuol whelps drops 23 defense.
  7622. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  7623. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7624. Round 2: You lose 38 hit points
  7625. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7626. Round 3: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 155 damage.
  7627. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7628. Round 4: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 88 damage.
  7629. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7630. Round 5: monsieur bob attacks!
  7631. Round 5: giant swarm of ghuol whelps takes 421 damage.
  7632. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7633. After Battle: You pant as you smash the last of the little buggers. Your Evilometer beeps 11 times.
  7634. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7635. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  7636. After Battle: You gain 31 Magicalness
  7637. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  7638.  
  7639. [264] The Defiled Cranny
  7640. Encounter: huge ghuol
  7641. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7642. Round 1: You lose 22 hit points
  7643. Round 1: huge ghuol drops 27 attack power.
  7644. Round 1: huge ghuol drops 26 defense.
  7645. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7646. Round 2: You lose 19 hit points
  7647. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  7648. Round 3: huge ghuol takes 407 damage.
  7649. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7650. After Battle: As the last breath (which, in case you were wondering, was foul-smelling and went on for a really long time) escapes the huge ghuol, your Evilometer beeps once, very loudly.
  7651. After Battle: You gain 38 hit points
  7652. You gain 988 Meat
  7653. You acquire an item: ghuol egg
  7654. You acquire an item: ghuol ears
  7655. After Battle: You gain 28 Beefiness
  7656. After Battle: You gain 59 Magicalness
  7657. After Battle: You gain 21 Roguishness
  7658.  
  7659. equip acc2 LOV Earrings
  7660.  
  7661. cast 1 Spectral Awareness
  7662. You acquire an effect: Spectral Awareness (20)
  7663. You acquire an item: giant discarded plastic fork
  7664.  
  7665. use 1 Evilometer
  7666.  
  7667. [265] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  7668. Encounter: batwinged gremlin
  7669. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7670. Round 1: batwinged gremlin drops 41 attack power.
  7671. Round 1: batwinged gremlin drops 39 defense.
  7672. Round 1: You lose 26 hit points
  7673. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7674. Round 2: You lose 50 hit points
  7675. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7676. Round 3: batwinged gremlin takes 121 damage.
  7677. Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
  7678. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  7679. Round 4: batwinged gremlin takes 68 damage.
  7680. Round 4: You lose 9 hit points
  7681. Round 4: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  7682. Round 5: batwinged gremlin takes 63 damage.
  7683. Round 5: You gain 108 hit points
  7684. Round 5: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  7685. This combat did not cost a turn
  7686.  
  7687. [265] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  7688. Encounter: vegetable gremlin
  7689. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7690. Round 1: vegetable gremlin drops 41 attack power.
  7691. Round 1: vegetable gremlin drops 39 defense.
  7692. Round 1: You lose 23 hit points
  7693. Round 1: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  7694. This combat did not cost a turn
  7695.  
  7696. cast 1 Mist Form
  7697. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  7698. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  7699. You lose an effect: Spectral Awareness (0)
  7700.  
  7701. [265] Next to that Barrel with Something Burning in it
  7702. Encounter: A.M.C. gremlin
  7703. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7704. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  7705. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7706. Round 2: You lose 29 hit points
  7707. Round 2: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  7708. Round 3: your opponent becomes a batwinged gremlin!
  7709. Round 3: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7710. Round 4: You lose 22 hit points
  7711. Round 4: monsieur bob uses the molybdenum magnet!
  7712. You acquire an item: molybdenum hammer
  7713. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7714. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  7715. You gain 170 Meat
  7716. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  7717. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  7718. After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
  7719. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  7720.  
  7721. use 1 Gathered Meat-Clip
  7722. You gain 616 Meat
  7723.  
  7724. main.php?latte=1
  7725. Took choice 1329/1: (secret choice)
  7726. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1329&option=1&l1=uiTvRcIOdypIH35UikKytRlOVWiUQ0DrnFgSrA2Sp%2BhdmvAyZ6NqA6W8vHZGR%2BeLa3NZa0lWYTZIdzhtdVo3eTRvYmxsZz09&l2=Ti0ASTP1%2FZB7uixzSDEBodEyqYg%2BtMqZhMdNyR6kfTdtQ4%2FFV5Xwc40pevGCRFYedXZxQ1dMSy9BNWY1cktWbFoyVXVqUT09&l3=whXIkD3HvdV6Ri8G6XFFxCadvpgZD8rSfOFgvK%2BWjStyjW%2BcNca1BEmRzFjcT%2BhCejl0N05UcFlUamZFMXVTQkc0dmxsdz09
  7727. Filled your mug with Inky cajun spice Latte with oil paint.
  7728.  
  7729. [266] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  7730. Encounter: spider gremlin
  7731. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7732. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7733. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7734. Round 2: You lose 31 hit points
  7735. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7736. Round 3: spider gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7737. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  7738. Round 3: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7739. Round 4: spider gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7740. Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
  7741. Round 4: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7742. Round 5: spider gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7743. Round 5: You lose 7 hit points
  7744. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7745. Round 6: spider gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7746. Round 6: You lose 9 hit points
  7747. Round 6: monsieur bob attacks!
  7748. Round 7: spider gremlin takes 334 damage.
  7749. Round 7: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7750. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  7751. You gain 201 Meat
  7752. You acquire an effect: Space Cowboy (5)
  7753. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  7754. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  7755. After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
  7756. You gain a Moxie point!
  7757.  
  7758. [267] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  7759. Encounter: A.M.C. gremlin
  7760. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7761. Round 1: monsieur bob casts THROW LATTE ON OPPONENT!
  7762. This combat did not cost a turn
  7763.  
  7764. [267] Near an Abandoned Refrigerator
  7765. Encounter: spider gremlin
  7766. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  7767. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  7768. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the rock band flyers!
  7769. Round 2: You lose 26 hit points
  7770. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the molybdenum magnet!
  7771. You acquire an item: molybdenum pliers
  7772. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7773. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  7774. You gain 209 Meat
  7775. You acquire an item: gremlin juice
  7776. After Battle: You gain 26 Strongness
  7777. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  7778. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  7779. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  7780.  
  7781. Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
  7782.  
  7783. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  7784. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  7785.  
  7786. [268] Over Where the Old Tires Are
  7787. Encounter: erudite gremlin
  7788. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7789. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7790. Round 2: erudite gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7791. Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
  7792. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the molybdenum magnet!
  7793. You acquire an item: molybdenum crescent wrench
  7794. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7795. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  7796. You gain 156 Meat
  7797. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  7798. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  7799. You gain a Mysticality point!
  7800. After Battle: You gain 12 Chutzpah
  7801.  
  7802. equip acc3 "I Voted!" sticker
  7803.  
  7804. [269] Sonofa Beach
  7805. Encounter: slime blob
  7806. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7807. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7808. Round 1: monsieur bob casts USE THE FORCE, MONSIEUR BOB!!
  7809. Round 2: You lose 34 hit points
  7810. Round 2: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  7811. Round 3: your opponent becomes a lobsterfrogman!
  7812. Round 3: monsieur bob casts USE THE FORCE, MONSIEUR BOB!!
  7813. Encounter: Using the Force
  7814. Took choice 1387/2: "You will go find two friends and meet me here."
  7815. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1387&option=2
  7816.  
  7817. [269] Sonofa Beach
  7818. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7819. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 571 damage.
  7820. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7821. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  7822. You gain 201 Meat
  7823. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  7824. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
  7825. After Battle: You gain 40 Mysteriousness
  7826. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  7827.  
  7828. [270] Sonofa Beach
  7829. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  7830. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7831. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7832. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 571 damage.
  7833. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7834. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  7835. You gain 163 Meat
  7836. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  7837. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  7838. You gain a Muscle point!
  7839. After Battle: You gain 39 Magicalness
  7840. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  7841.  
  7842. [271] Sonofa Beach
  7843. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  7844. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7845. Round 1: monsieur bob casts USE THE FORCE, MONSIEUR BOB!!
  7846. Encounter: Using the Force
  7847. Took choice 1387/2: "You will go find two friends and meet me here."
  7848. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1387&option=2
  7849.  
  7850. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  7851.  
  7852. [271] Sonofa Beach
  7853. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7854. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 562 damage.
  7855. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7856. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  7857. You gain 153 Meat
  7858. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  7859. You acquire an effect: For Your Brain Only (5)
  7860. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  7861. After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  7862. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  7863.  
  7864. [272] Sonofa Beach
  7865. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  7866. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7867. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7868. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 602 damage.
  7869. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7870. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  7871. You gain 166 Meat
  7872. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  7873. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  7874. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  7875. After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
  7876.  
  7877. [273] Sonofa Beach
  7878. Encounter: lobsterfrogman
  7879. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7880. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  7881. Round 2: lobsterfrogman takes 602 damage.
  7882. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7883. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  7884. You gain 188 Meat
  7885. You acquire an item: barrel of gunpowder
  7886. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  7887. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  7888. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  7889. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  7890.  
  7891. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 5 barrels of gunpowder.
  7892.  
  7893. Visiting the lighthouse keeper with 0 barrels of gunpowder.
  7894. You acquire tequila grenade (2)
  7895. You acquire an item: molotov cocktail cocktail
  7896.  
  7897. Visiting the Mysterious Island Arena
  7898.  
  7899. [274] Out by that Rusted-Out Car
  7900. Encounter: vegetable gremlin
  7901. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7902. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7903. Round 2: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7904. Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
  7905. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7906. Round 3: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7907. Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
  7908. Round 3: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7909. Round 4: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7910. Round 4: You lose 4 hit points
  7911. Round 4: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7912. Round 5: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7913. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  7914. Round 5: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7915. Round 6: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7916. Round 6: You lose 4 hit points
  7917. Round 6: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7918. Round 7: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7919. Round 7: You lose 4 hit points
  7920. Round 7: monsieur bob uses the seal tooth!
  7921. Round 8: vegetable gremlin takes 1 damage.
  7922. Round 8: You lose 7 hit points
  7923. Round 8: monsieur bob uses the molybdenum magnet!
  7924. You acquire an item: molybdenum screwdriver
  7925. Round 9: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7926. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  7927. You gain 176 Meat
  7928. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  7929. After Battle: You gain 38 Mysteriousness
  7930. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  7931.  
  7932. Visiting Yossarian
  7933. You acquire an item: rusty chain necklace
  7934.  
  7935. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  7936. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  7937. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  7938.  
  7939. Converting 3 ghuol eggs into Fuel
  7940.  
  7941. Converting ghuol guolash into Fuel
  7942.  
  7943. Converting stolen sushi into Fuel
  7944.  
  7945. buy 3 all-purpose flower for 2000 each from an NPC Store
  7946. You acquire all-purpose flower (3)
  7947. You spent 6,000 Meat
  7948.  
  7949. use 1 all-purpose flower
  7950. You acquire wad of dough (45)
  7951.  
  7952. use 1 all-purpose flower
  7953. You acquire wad of dough (41)
  7954.  
  7955. use 1 all-purpose flower
  7956. You acquire wad of dough (39)
  7957.  
  7958. buy 120 soda water for 70 each from The General Store
  7959. You spent 8,400 Meat
  7960. You acquire soda water (120)
  7961.  
  7962. [275] Cook 121 wad of dough + 121 soda water
  7963. You acquire loaf of soda bread (121)
  7964. Crafting used 121 each of wad of dough and soda water
  7965.  
  7966. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7967.  
  7968. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7969.  
  7970. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7971.  
  7972. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7973.  
  7974. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7975.  
  7976. Converting 20 loaf of soda breads into Fuel
  7977.  
  7978. Converting loaf of soda bread into Fuel
  7979. You lose an effect: Driving Stealthily (0)
  7980. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  7981.  
  7982. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  7983. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  7984. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  7985. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  7986.  
  7987. equip hat wad of used tape
  7988.  
  7989. [275] The Hatching Chamber
  7990. Encounter: larval filthworm
  7991. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  7992. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  7993. Round 1: larval filthworm drops 30 attack power.
  7994. Round 1: larval filthworm drops 27 defense.
  7995. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  7996. Round 2: larval filthworm takes 519 damage.
  7997. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  7998. You gain 192 Meat
  7999. You acquire an item: filthworm hatchling scent gland
  8000. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  8001. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  8002. After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah
  8003. You gain a Moxie point!
  8004.  
  8005. use 1 filthworm hatchling scent gland
  8006. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Larva Stench (10)
  8007.  
  8008. [276] The Feeding Chamber
  8009. Encounter: filthworm drone
  8010. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8011. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8012. Round 1: filthworm drone drops 30 attack power.
  8013. Round 1: filthworm drone drops 28 defense.
  8014. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  8015. Round 2: filthworm drone takes 475 damage.
  8016. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8017. You gain 304 Meat
  8018. You acquire an item: filthworm drone scent gland
  8019. You acquire an effect: Sappy Blood (5)
  8020. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  8021. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  8022. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8023. After Battle: You gain 29 Roguishness
  8024. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8025.  
  8026. use 1 filthworm drone scent gland
  8027. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Drone Stench (10)
  8028.  
  8029. [277] The Royal Guard Chamber
  8030. Encounter: filthworm royal guard
  8031. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8032. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8033. Round 1: filthworm royal guard drops 30 attack power.
  8034. Round 1: filthworm royal guard drops 28 defense.
  8035. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  8036. Round 2: filthworm royal guard takes 475 damage.
  8037. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8038. You gain 404 Meat
  8039. You acquire an item: filthworm royal guard scent gland
  8040. After Battle: You gain 13 Beefiness
  8041. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  8042. After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
  8043.  
  8044. use 1 filthworm royal guard scent gland
  8045. You acquire an effect: Filthworm Guard Stench (10)
  8046.  
  8047. [278] The Filthworm Queen's Chamber
  8048. Encounter: the queen filthworm
  8049. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8050. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8051. Round 1: queen filthworm drops 31 attack power.
  8052. Round 1: queen filthworm drops 28 defense.
  8053. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  8054. Round 2: queen filthworm takes 465 damage.
  8055. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8056. You gain 3940 Meat
  8057. You acquire an item: heart of the filthworm queen
  8058. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  8059. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  8060. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  8061. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  8062.  
  8063. [279] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8064. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  8065. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8066. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8067. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 30 attack power.
  8068. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 28 defense.
  8069. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  8070. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 469 damage.
  8071. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8072. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8073. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8074. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  8075. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8076. After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
  8077. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  8078. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  8079. 8 hippies defeated; 8 down, 992 left.
  8080.  
  8081. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  8082. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  8083.  
  8084. [280] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8085. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  8086. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8087. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  8088. Round 1: War Hippy Baker drops 32 attack power.
  8089. Round 1: War Hippy Baker drops 28 defense.
  8090. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8091. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 1130 damage.
  8092. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8093. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8094. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8095. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8096. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  8097. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8098. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8099. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
  8100. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  8101. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  8102. 8 hippies defeated; 16 down, 984 left.
  8103. mcd 0
  8104.  
  8105. [281] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8106. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  8107. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8108. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 29 attack power.
  8109. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 27 defense.
  8110. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8111. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 1182 damage.
  8112. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8113. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  8114. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8115. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8116. You acquire an effect: Chilblains of the Corn (5)
  8117. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  8118. You gain a Muscle point!
  8119. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  8120. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  8121. 8 hippies defeated; 24 down, 976 left.
  8122.  
  8123. [282] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8124. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  8125. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8126. Round 1: War Hippy Rigger drops 29 attack power.
  8127. Round 1: War Hippy Rigger drops 26 defense.
  8128. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8129. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 1182 damage.
  8130. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8131. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  8132. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8133. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8134. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8135. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8136. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  8137. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  8138. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  8139. 8 hippies defeated; 32 down, 968 left.
  8140.  
  8141. [283] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8142. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  8143. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8144. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 29 attack power.
  8145. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 27 defense.
  8146. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8147. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 1182 damage.
  8148. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8149. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8150. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8151. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8152. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8153. After Battle: You gain 12 Fortitude
  8154. After Battle: You gain 40 Magicalness
  8155. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8156. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  8157. You gain a Moxie point!
  8158. 8 hippies defeated; 40 down, 960 left.
  8159.  
  8160. [284] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8161. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  8162. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8163. Round 1: War Hippy Homeopath drops 29 attack power.
  8164. Round 1: War Hippy Homeopath drops 27 defense.
  8165. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8166. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath takes 1188 damage.
  8167. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8168. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8169. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  8170. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  8171. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  8172. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  8173. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  8174. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  8175. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  8176. 8 hippies defeated; 48 down, 952 left.
  8177.  
  8178. [285] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8179. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  8180. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8181. Round 1: War Hippy Shaman drops 32 attack power.
  8182. Round 1: War Hippy Shaman drops 26 defense.
  8183. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8184. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman takes 1188 damage.
  8185. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8186. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8187. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  8188. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  8189. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  8190. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  8191. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  8192. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  8193. 8 hippies defeated; 56 down, 944 left.
  8194.  
  8195. [286] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8196. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  8197. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8198. Round 1: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 30 attack power.
  8199. Round 1: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 28 defense.
  8200. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8201. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 1188 damage.
  8202. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8203. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8204. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  8205. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8206. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8207. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8208. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  8209. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8210. You acquire an effect: Salty Mouth (5)
  8211. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  8212. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  8213. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  8214. 8 hippies defeated; 64 down, 936 left.
  8215. The Orchard is now accessible in this uniform!
  8216.  
  8217. trading 5 oversized pipes for 5 quarters
  8218. You acquire 5 quarters
  8219.  
  8220. trading 5 bullet-proof corduroyses, preciousss for 5 quarters
  8221. You acquire 5 quarters
  8222.  
  8223. trading 9 quarters for 3 cans of Monstar energy beverage
  8224. You acquire Monstar energy beverage (3)
  8225.  
  8226. [287] Mix 3 blood bag + 3 Monstar energy beverage
  8227. You acquire vampagne (3)
  8228. Crafting used 3 each of Monstar energy beverage and blood bag
  8229.  
  8230. drink 1 vampagne
  8231. You gain 23 Adventures
  8232. You gain 25 Beefiness
  8233. You gain 31 Enchantedness
  8234. You gain 33 Cheek
  8235. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8236.  
  8237. drink 2 vampagne
  8238. You gain 23 Adventures
  8239. You gain 27 Strengthliness
  8240. You gain 28 Wizardliness
  8241. You gain 35 Chutzpah
  8242. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8243. You gain 23 Adventures
  8244. You gain 27 Strengthliness
  8245. You gain 29 Enchantedness
  8246. You gain 36 Cheek
  8247. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8248.  
  8249. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  8250.  
  8251. Visiting The Organic Produce Stand
  8252. You gain 4,705 Meat
  8253.  
  8254. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  8255.  
  8256. [287] The Copperhead Club
  8257. Encounter: the Mob Penguin Capo
  8258. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8259. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  8260. Round 1: Mob Penguin Capo drops 26 attack power.
  8261. Round 1: Mob Penguin Capo drops 25 defense.
  8262. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8263. Round 2: Mob Penguin Capo takes 594 damage.
  8264. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8265. After Battle: You gain 7 Chutzpah
  8266. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8267. You gain 679 Meat
  8268. You acquire an item: tommy gun
  8269. You acquire an item: drum of tommy ammo
  8270. You acquire an item: drum of tommy ammo
  8271. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  8272. You gain a Muscle point!
  8273. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  8274. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  8275. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8276.  
  8277. [288] The Copperhead Club
  8278. Encounter: ninja dressed as a waiter
  8279. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8280. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  8281. Round 1: ninja dressed as a waiter drops 26 attack power.
  8282. Round 1: ninja dressed as a waiter drops 26 defense.
  8283. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8284. Round 2: ninja dressed as a waiter takes 594 damage.
  8285. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8286. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8287. You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise
  8288. You acquire an item: throwing knife
  8289. You acquire an item: throwing fork
  8290. You acquire an item: throwing spoon
  8291. You acquire an item: ninja fear powder
  8292. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  8293. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  8294. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  8295. You gain a Moxie point!
  8296.  
  8297. [289] The Copperhead Club
  8298. Encounter: waiter dressed as a ninja
  8299. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8300. Round 1: You lose 30 hit points
  8301. Round 1: waiter dressed as a ninja drops 25 attack power.
  8302. Round 1: waiter dressed as a ninja drops 24 defense.
  8303. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8304. Round 2: waiter dressed as a ninja takes 594 damage.
  8305. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8306. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8307. You gain 89 Meat
  8308. You acquire an item: crappy waiter disguise
  8309. You acquire an item: breadchucks
  8310. You acquire an item: ninja eyeblack
  8311. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  8312. After Battle: You gain 27 Wizardliness
  8313. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8314. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  8315.  
  8316. [290] The Copperhead Club
  8317. Encounter: Shen Copperhead, World's Biggest Jerk
  8318. Took choice 854/1: "Yeah, Shen, I sure did."
  8319. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=854&option=1
  8320. You lose an intrinsic: Ancient Annoying Serpent Poison
  8321. You acquire an item: Copperhead Charm
  8322.  
  8323. place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port
  8324. You acquire an item: PirateRealm eyepatch
  8325.  
  8326. equip acc3 PirateRealm eyepatch
  8327.  
  8328. place.php?whichplace=realm_pirate&action=pr_port
  8329. Encounter: Welcome to PirateRealm
  8330. Took choice 1346/1: Head to Groggy's
  8331. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1346&option=1
  8332. Encounter: Groggy's Tavern
  8333. Took choice 1347/1: the Gluttonous
  8334. Harquebusier
  8335.  
  8336. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1347&option=1
  8337. Encounter: Seaside Curios
  8338. Took choice 1348/6: Glass Jack's spyglass
  8339. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1348&option=6
  8340. Encounter: Dishonest Ed's Ships
  8341. You acquire an item: Glass Jack's spyglass
  8342. Took choice 1349/4: The Swift Clipper
  8343. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1349&option=4
  8344. Encounter: Time to Set Sail!
  8345. Encounter: Time to Set Sail!
  8346. Took choice 1350/1: Head for the sea
  8347. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1350&option=1
  8348. unequip acc3
  8349. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  8350.  
  8351. [291] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  8352. Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
  8353. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8354. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
  8355. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
  8356. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8357. Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 605 damage.
  8358. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8359. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8360. You gain 19 Meat
  8361. You acquire an item: strongness elixir
  8362. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
  8363. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin Mutagen
  8364. After Battle: You gain 3 Fortitude
  8365. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  8366. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  8367.  
  8368. [292] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  8369. Encounter: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist
  8370. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8371. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 attack power.
  8372. Round 1: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist drops 4 defense.
  8373. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8374. Round 2: Sub-Assistant Knob Mad Scientist takes 605 damage.
  8375. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8376. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8377. You gain 19 Meat
  8378. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin pants
  8379. You acquire an item: strongness elixir
  8380. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin firecracker
  8381. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin Mutagen
  8382. You acquire an effect: Ode to Booze (5)
  8383. After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
  8384. After Battle: You gain 11 Enchantedness
  8385. After Battle: You gain 8 Smarm
  8386.  
  8387. [293] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  8388. Encounter: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
  8389. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8390. Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 attack power.
  8391. Round 1: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard drops 3 defense.
  8392. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8393. Round 2: sleeping Knob Goblin Guard takes 605 damage.
  8394. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8395. You acquire an item: bone with a price tag on it
  8396. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8397. You gain 19 Meat
  8398. You acquire an item: viking helmet
  8399. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin scimitar
  8400. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  8401. After Battle: You gain 11 Magicalness
  8402. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  8403.  
  8404. trading 1 hippy medical kit for 3 quarters
  8405. You acquire 3 quarters
  8406.  
  8407. trading 1 communications windchimes for 2 quarters
  8408. You acquire 2 quarters
  8409.  
  8410. trading 3 round purple sunglasses for 3 quarters
  8411. You acquire 3 quarters
  8412.  
  8413. trading 6 quarters for 2 cans of Monstar energy beverage
  8414. You acquire Monstar energy beverage (2)
  8415.  
  8416. use 1 Ultra Mega Sour Ball
  8417.  
  8418. [294] Mix 2 blood bag + 2 Monstar energy beverage
  8419. You acquire vampagne (2)
  8420. Crafting used 2 each of Monstar energy beverage and blood bag
  8421.  
  8422. [294] Mix 1 blood bag + 1 carbonated soy milk
  8423. You acquire an item: vampagne
  8424. Crafting used 1 each of carbonated soy milk and blood bag
  8425.  
  8426. drink 3 vampagne
  8427. You gain 24 Adventures
  8428. You gain 27 Fortitude
  8429. You gain 30 Magicalness
  8430. You gain 35 Sarcasm
  8431. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8432. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8433. You gain 24 Adventures
  8434. You gain 27 Fortitude
  8435. You gain 30 Enchantedness
  8436. You gain 34 Smarm
  8437. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8438. You lose some of an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8439. You gain 24 Adventures
  8440. You gain 28 Fortitude
  8441. You gain 28 Magicalness
  8442. You gain 34 Cheek
  8443. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  8444. You lose an effect: Ode to Booze (-1)
  8445.  
  8446. [294] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  8447. Encounter: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team
  8448. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8449. Round 1: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 attack power.
  8450. Round 1: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team drops 4 defense.
  8451. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8452. Round 2: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team takes 605 damage.
  8453. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8454. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  8455. You gain 29 Meat
  8456. You acquire an item: bowl of cottage cheese
  8457. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin tongs
  8458. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  8459. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  8460. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  8461.  
  8462. [295] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  8463. Encounter: sausage goblin
  8464. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8465. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 69 attack power.
  8466. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 69 defense.
  8467. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8468. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 1210 damage.
  8469. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8470. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8471. You gain 237 Meat
  8472. You acquire an item: red-hot sausage fork
  8473. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  8474. After Battle: You gain 41 Muscleboundness
  8475. After Battle: You gain 70 Magicalness
  8476. After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
  8477. This combat did not cost a turn
  8478.  
  8479. [295] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  8480. Encounter: Code Red
  8481. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin encryption key
  8482.  
  8483. use 1 Cobb's Knob map
  8484.  
  8485. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  8486.  
  8487. [296] Cobb's Knob Harem
  8488. Encounter: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
  8489. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8490. Round 1: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 7 attack power.
  8491. Round 1: Knob Goblin Harem Girl drops 7 defense.
  8492. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8493. Round 2: Knob Goblin Harem Girl takes 1210 damage.
  8494. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8495. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8496. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin harem pants
  8497. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin harem veil
  8498. You acquire an item: disease
  8499. You acquire an item: finger cymbals
  8500. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  8501. You gain a Muscle point!
  8502. After Battle: You gain 14 Enchantedness
  8503. After Battle: You gain 8 Cheek
  8504. You gain a Moxie point!
  8505.  
  8506. [297] The Hole in the Sky
  8507. Encounter: The Pork Sword
  8508. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8509. Round 1: Pork Sword drops 27 attack power.
  8510. Round 1: Pork Sword drops 26 defense.
  8511. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8512. Round 2: Pork Sword takes 1210 damage.
  8513. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8514. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  8515. You acquire an item: star
  8516. You acquire an item: star
  8517. You acquire an item: line
  8518. You acquire an effect: Dilated Pupils (5)
  8519. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  8520. After Battle: You gain 32 Wizardliness
  8521. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  8522.  
  8523. [298] The Haunted Bathroom
  8524. Encounter: Lights Out in the Bathroom
  8525. Took choice 892/3: Inspect the Bathtub
  8526. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=892&option=3
  8527.  
  8528. [298] The Hole in the Sky
  8529. Encounter: The Astronomer
  8530. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8531. Round 1: Astronomer drops 28 attack power.
  8532. Round 1: Astronomer drops 26 defense.
  8533. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8534. Round 2: Astronomer takes 605 damage.
  8535. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8536. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8537. You acquire an item: star chart
  8538. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  8539. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  8540. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8541. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  8542.  
  8543. [299] The Hole in the Sky
  8544. Encounter: The Twig and Berries
  8545. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8546. Round 1: Twig and Berries drops 26 attack power.
  8547. Round 1: Twig and Berries drops 24 defense.
  8548. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8549. Round 2: Twig and Berries takes 1220 damage.
  8550. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8551. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8552. You acquire an item: line
  8553. You acquire an item: star
  8554. You acquire an item: star
  8555. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  8556. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  8557. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  8558.  
  8559. [300] The Hole in the Sky
  8560. Encounter: One-Eyed Willie
  8561. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8562. Round 1: One-Eyed Willie drops 26 attack power.
  8563. Round 1: One-Eyed Willie drops 24 defense.
  8564. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  8565. This combat did not cost a turn
  8566.  
  8567. [300] The Hole in the Sky
  8568. Encounter: The Twig and Berries
  8569. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8570. Round 1: Twig and Berries drops 27 attack power.
  8571. Round 1: Twig and Berries drops 24 defense.
  8572. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8573. Round 2: Twig and Berries takes 1220 damage.
  8574. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8575. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8576. You acquire an item: line
  8577. You acquire an item: star
  8578. You acquire an item: star
  8579. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  8580. After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  8581. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  8582. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8583.  
  8584. [301] The Hole in the Sky
  8585. Encounter: The Junk
  8586. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8587. Round 1: Junk drops 27 attack power.
  8588. Round 1: Junk drops 25 defense.
  8589. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8590. Round 2: Junk takes 1220 damage.
  8591. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8592. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8593. You acquire an item: star
  8594. You acquire an item: line
  8595. You acquire an item: line
  8596. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  8597. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  8598. After Battle: You gain 13 Cheek
  8599.  
  8600. [302] The Hole in the Sky
  8601. Encounter: The Hooded Warrior
  8602. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8603. Round 1: Hooded Warrior drops 28 attack power.
  8604. Round 1: Hooded Warrior drops 26 defense.
  8605. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8606. Round 2: Hooded Warrior takes 1220 damage.
  8607. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8608. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8609. You acquire an item: star
  8610. You acquire an item: star
  8611. You acquire an item: line
  8612. You acquire an effect: So You Can Work More... (5)
  8613. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  8614. After Battle: You gain 33 Enchantedness
  8615. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  8616. Unlocked space for Latte.
  8617.  
  8618. [303] The Hole in the Sky
  8619. Encounter: The Family Jewels
  8620. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8621. Round 1: Family Jewels drops 27 attack power.
  8622. Round 1: Family Jewels drops 25 defense.
  8623. Round 1: monsieur bob casts MACROMETEORITE!
  8624. Round 2: your opponent becomes The Astronomer!
  8625. Round 2: monsieur bob casts BALEFUL HOWL!
  8626. This combat did not cost a turn
  8627.  
  8628. [303] The Hole in the Sky
  8629. Encounter: The Trouser Snake
  8630. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8631. Round 1: Trouser Snake drops 26 attack power.
  8632. Round 1: Trouser Snake drops 24 defense.
  8633. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8634. Round 2: Trouser Snake takes 1220 damage.
  8635. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8636. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  8637. You acquire an item: line
  8638. You acquire an item: line
  8639. You acquire an item: line
  8640. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  8641. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  8642. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  8643.  
  8644. Trade 1 star chart, 8 star, 7 line
  8645. You acquire an item: Richard's star key
  8646.  
  8647. [304] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8648. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  8649. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8650. Round 1: War Hippy Baker drops 29 attack power.
  8651. Round 1: War Hippy Baker drops 27 defense.
  8652. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8653. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 1220 damage.
  8654. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8655. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  8656. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8657. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8658. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  8659. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  8660. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8661. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  8662. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  8663. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  8664. 16 hippies defeated; 80 down, 920 left.
  8665.  
  8666. [305] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8667. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  8668. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8669. Round 1: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 31 attack power.
  8670. Round 1: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 27 defense.
  8671. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8672. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 1220 damage.
  8673. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8674. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  8675. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8676. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  8677. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  8678. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8679. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8680. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  8681. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  8682. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  8683. 16 hippies defeated; 96 down, 904 left.
  8684.  
  8685. [306] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8686. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  8687. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8688. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 29 attack power.
  8689. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 27 defense.
  8690. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8691. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 1220 damage.
  8692. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8693. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8694. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8695. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8696. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8697. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  8698. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8699. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  8700. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  8701. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8702. After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
  8703. 16 hippies defeated; 112 down, 888 left.
  8704.  
  8705. [307] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8706. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  8707. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8708. Round 1: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 31 attack power.
  8709. Round 1: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 27 defense.
  8710. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8711. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 1226 damage.
  8712. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8713. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8714. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  8715. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  8716. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  8717. You acquire an effect: Mushroom Moxiousness (5)
  8718. After Battle: You gain 10 Strongness
  8719. After Battle: You gain 46 Enchantedness
  8720. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  8721. You gain a Moxie point!
  8722. 16 hippies defeated; 128 down, 872 left.
  8723.  
  8724. [308] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8725. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  8726. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8727. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 29 attack power.
  8728. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 27 defense.
  8729. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8730. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 1226 damage.
  8731. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8732. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8733. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8734. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8735. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  8736. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  8737. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8738. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  8739. You gain a Muscle point!
  8740. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  8741. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  8742. 16 hippies defeated; 144 down, 856 left.
  8743.  
  8744. [309] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8745. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  8746. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8747. Round 1: War Hippy Rigger drops 29 attack power.
  8748. Round 1: War Hippy Rigger drops 26 defense.
  8749. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8750. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 1226 damage.
  8751. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8752. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  8753. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8754. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  8755. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  8756. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8757. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  8758. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  8759. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  8760. 16 hippies defeated; 160 down, 840 left.
  8761.  
  8762. [310] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8763. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  8764. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8765. Round 1: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 30 attack power.
  8766. Round 1: War Hippy F.R.O.G. drops 29 defense.
  8767. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8768. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 1226 damage.
  8769. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8770. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  8771. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8772. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  8773. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  8774. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  8775. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  8776. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  8777. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  8778. After Battle: You gain 25 Smarm
  8779. 16 hippies defeated; 176 down, 824 left.
  8780.  
  8781. [311] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  8782. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  8783. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8784. Round 1: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 31 attack power.
  8785. Round 1: War Hippy Sky Captain drops 27 defense.
  8786. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  8787. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 1226 damage.
  8788. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8789. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  8790. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  8791. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  8792. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  8793. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  8794. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  8795. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  8796. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  8797. 16 hippies defeated; 192 down, 808 left.
  8798. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
  8799.  
  8800. use 4 Gathered Meat-Clip
  8801. You gain 2,115 Meat
  8802. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  8803.  
  8804. cast 1 Wolf Form
  8805. You acquire an intrinsic: Wolf Form
  8806.  
  8807. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_handledown
  8808. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8809. You acquire an effect: Initiative and Let Die (10)
  8810.  
  8811. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8812. You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (10)
  8813.  
  8814. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8815. You acquire an effect: Initiative and Let Die (10)
  8816.  
  8817. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8818. You acquire an effect: Thunderspell (10)
  8819.  
  8820. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8821. You acquire an effect: Goldentongue (10)
  8822.  
  8823. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8824. You acquire an effect: For Your Brain Only (10)
  8825.  
  8826. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8827. You acquire an effect: License to Punch (10)
  8828.  
  8829. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8830. You acquire an effect: The Spy Who Loved XP (10)
  8831.  
  8832. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8833. You acquire an effect: License to Punch (10)
  8834.  
  8835. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8836. You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (10)
  8837.  
  8838. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8839. You acquire an effect: The Living Hitpoints (10)
  8840.  
  8841. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8842. You acquire an effect: Thunderspell (10)
  8843.  
  8844. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button6
  8845. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_tab4
  8846. You acquire an effect: Quantum of Moxie (50)
  8847. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_button5
  8848.  
  8849. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8850.  
  8851. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8852.  
  8853. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8854. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8855. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8856. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8857. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8858. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8859. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8860. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8861. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8862. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial2
  8863. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8864. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8865. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8866. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8867. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8868. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8869. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8870. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8871. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial3
  8872. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8873. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8874. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8875. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8876. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8877. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8878. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8879. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8880. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial4
  8881. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8882. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8883. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8884. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8885. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8886. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8887. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8888. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8889. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8890. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dial5
  8891. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_actuator1
  8892. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  8893. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  8894. place.php?whichplace=kgb&action=kgb_dispenser
  8895. > Done.
  8896.  
  8897. use 1 Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler
  8898. You acquire an effect: Sinuses For Miles (10)
  8899.  
  8900. equip weapon world's smallest violin
  8901.  
  8902. concert 2
  8903. You acquire an effect: Winklered (20)
  8904.  
  8905. use 1 pocket wish
  8906. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  8907. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=to+be+Frosty
  8908. You acquire an effect: Frosty (20)
  8909.  
  8910. [312] The Themthar Hills
  8911. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  8912. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8913. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  8914. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  8915. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  8916. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 641 damage.
  8917. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8918. The nuns take 11,454 Meat; 11,454 recovered, 88,546 left to recover.
  8919. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  8920. You acquire an effect: substats.enh (5)
  8921. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  8922. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  8923. After Battle: You gain 27 Cheek
  8924.  
  8925. [313] The Themthar Hills
  8926. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  8927. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8928. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  8929. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  8930. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  8931. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 637 damage.
  8932. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8933. The nuns take 8,815 Meat; 20,269 recovered, 79,731 left to recover.
  8934. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  8935. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  8936. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  8937. You gain a Mysticality point!
  8938. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  8939.  
  8940. [314] The Themthar Hills
  8941. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  8942. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8943. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  8944. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  8945. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  8946. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 673 damage.
  8947. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8948. The nuns take 8,646 Meat; 28,915 recovered, 71,085 left to recover.
  8949. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  8950. After Battle: You gain 13 Muscleboundness
  8951. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  8952. After Battle: You gain 29 Cheek
  8953.  
  8954. [315] The Themthar Hills
  8955. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  8956. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8957. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  8958. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  8959. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  8960. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 667 damage.
  8961. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8962. The nuns take 9,534 Meat; 38,449 recovered, 61,551 left to recover.
  8963. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  8964. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  8965. After Battle: You gain 47 Mysteriousness
  8966. After Battle: You gain 24 Chutzpah
  8967.  
  8968. [316] The Themthar Hills
  8969. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  8970. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8971. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  8972. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  8973. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  8974. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 665 damage.
  8975. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8976. The nuns take 11,020 Meat; 49,469 recovered, 50,531 left to recover.
  8977. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  8978. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  8979. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  8980. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  8981. You gain a Moxie point!
  8982.  
  8983. [317] The Themthar Hills
  8984. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  8985. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  8986. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  8987. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  8988. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  8989. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 659 damage.
  8990. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  8991. The nuns take 10,716 Meat; 60,185 recovered, 39,815 left to recover.
  8992. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  8993. You acquire an effect: Black Eyes (5)
  8994. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  8995. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  8996. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  8997.  
  8998. [318] The Themthar Hills
  8999. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  9000. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9001. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  9002. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  9003. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  9004. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 699 damage.
  9005. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9006. The nuns take 9,707 Meat; 69,892 recovered, 30,108 left to recover.
  9007. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  9008. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  9009. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  9010. After Battle: You gain 12 Roguishness
  9011.  
  9012. [319] The Themthar Hills
  9013. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  9014. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9015. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  9016. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  9017. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  9018. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 697 damage.
  9019. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9020. The nuns take 10,180 Meat; 80,072 recovered, 19,928 left to recover.
  9021. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  9022. After Battle: You gain 12 Strongness
  9023. After Battle: You gain 43 Mysteriousness
  9024. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  9025.  
  9026. [320] The Themthar Hills
  9027. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  9028. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9029. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  9030. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  9031. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  9032. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 647 damage.
  9033. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9034. The nuns take 10,643 Meat; 90,715 recovered, 9,285 left to recover.
  9035. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  9036. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  9037. You gain a Muscle point!
  9038. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  9039. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9040. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  9041.  
  9042. [321] The Themthar Hills
  9043. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  9044. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9045. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  9046. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  9047. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  9048. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 663 damage.
  9049. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9050. The nuns take 8,308 Meat; 99,023 recovered, 977 left to recover.
  9051. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  9052. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  9053. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  9054. After Battle: You gain 22 Smarm
  9055.  
  9056. [322] The Themthar Hills
  9057. Encounter: dirty thieving brigand
  9058. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9059. Round 1: monsieur bob executes a macro!
  9060. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  9061. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  9062. Round 3: dirty thieving brigand takes 610 damage.
  9063. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9064. The nuns take 7,581 Meat; 100,000 recovered, 0 left to recover.
  9065. You acquire an item: brigand brittle
  9066. You acquire an effect: From Nantucket (5)
  9067. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  9068. After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness
  9069. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  9070. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  9071.  
  9072. use 1 Gathered Meat-Clip
  9073. You gain 483 Meat
  9074.  
  9075. pull: 1 pocket wish
  9076.  
  9077. cast 1 Wolf Form
  9078. You lose an intrinsic: Wolf Form
  9079.  
  9080. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  9081.  
  9082. use 1 pocket wish
  9083. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  9084. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=I+was+fighting+a+Green+Ops+Soldier
  9085.  
  9086. [323] genie summoned monster
  9087. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9088. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9089. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9090. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 37 attack power.
  9091. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 34 defense.
  9092. Round 1: monsieur bob casts USE THE FORCE, MONSIEUR BOB!!
  9093. Encounter: Using the Force
  9094. Took choice 1387/2: "You will go find two friends and meet me here."
  9095. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1387&option=2
  9096.  
  9097. [323] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9098. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9099. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 37 attack power.
  9100. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 34 defense.
  9101. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the odor extractor!
  9102. You acquire an effect: On the Trail (40)
  9103. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  9104. Round 2: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  9105. Round 3: monsieur bob casts OFFER LATTE TO OPPONENT!
  9106. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  9107. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 571 damage.
  9108. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9109. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  9110. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9111. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9112. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9113. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  9114. After Battle: You gain 44 Wizardliness
  9115. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  9116. 32 hippies defeated; 224 down, 776 left.
  9117.  
  9118. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  9119. Took choice 1275/2: Grab a broken champagne bottle
  9120. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=2&pwd
  9121. You acquire an item: broken champagne bottle
  9122.  
  9123. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  9124.  
  9125. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  9126. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  9127.  
  9128. [324] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9129. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9130. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9131. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 34 attack power.
  9132. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 31 defense.
  9133. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9134. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 761 damage.
  9135. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 48 attack power.
  9136. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 48 defense.
  9137. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9138. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9139. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9140. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9141. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9142. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9143. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9144. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  9145. After Battle: You gain 26 Wizardliness
  9146. After Battle: You gain 35 Chutzpah
  9147. You gain a Moxie point!
  9148. 32 hippies defeated; 256 down, 744 left.
  9149.  
  9150. [325] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9151. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9152. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9153. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 34 attack power.
  9154. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 32 defense.
  9155. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9156. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 761 damage.
  9157. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 48 attack power.
  9158. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 48 defense.
  9159. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9160. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9161. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9162. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9163. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9164. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9165. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9166. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9167. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  9168. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  9169. After Battle: You gain 25 Chutzpah
  9170. 32 hippies defeated; 288 down, 712 left.
  9171.  
  9172. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  9173.  
  9174. [326] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9175. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  9176. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9177. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9178. Round 1: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 39 attack power.
  9179. Round 1: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 30 defense.
  9180. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9181. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 729 damage.
  9182. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 55 attack power.
  9183. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman drops 55 defense.
  9184. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9185. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  9186. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  9187. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  9188. You acquire an item: flowing hippy skirt
  9189. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  9190. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  9191. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  9192. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  9193. 32 hippies defeated; 320 down, 680 left.
  9194.  
  9195. [327] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9196. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  9197. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9198. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9199. Round 1: War Hippy Baker drops 33 attack power.
  9200. Round 1: War Hippy Baker drops 30 defense.
  9201. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9202. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 729 damage.
  9203. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 47 attack power.
  9204. Round 2: War Hippy Baker drops 47 defense.
  9205. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9206. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9207. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  9208. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  9209. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  9210. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  9211. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9212. You acquire an effect: Sugary Tongue (5)
  9213. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  9214. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  9215. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  9216. 32 hippies defeated; 352 down, 648 left.
  9217.  
  9218. [328] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9219. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  9220. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9221. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9222. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 33 attack power.
  9223. Round 1: War Hippy Infantryman drops 30 defense.
  9224. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9225. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 729 damage.
  9226. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 47 attack power.
  9227. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman drops 47 defense.
  9228. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9229. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9230. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  9231. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  9232. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  9233. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  9234. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  9235. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  9236. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9237. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  9238. 32 hippies defeated; 384 down, 616 left.
  9239.  
  9240. [329] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9241. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  9242. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9243. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9244. Round 1: War Hippy Rigger drops 33 attack power.
  9245. Round 1: War Hippy Rigger drops 30 defense.
  9246. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9247. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 733 damage.
  9248. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 46 attack power.
  9249. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger drops 46 defense.
  9250. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9251. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9252. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  9253. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  9254. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9255. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  9256. You gain a Muscle point!
  9257. After Battle: You gain 42 Enchantedness
  9258. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  9259. 32 hippies defeated; 416 down, 584 left.
  9260.  
  9261. [330] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9262. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  9263. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9264. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9265. Round 1: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 32 attack power.
  9266. Round 1: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 30 defense.
  9267. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9268. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 670 damage.
  9269. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 46 attack power.
  9270. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 46 defense.
  9271. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9272. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  9273. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9274. You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
  9275. After Battle: You gain 17 Muscleboundness
  9276. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  9277. After Battle: You gain 27 Smarm
  9278. 32 hippies defeated; 448 down, 552 left.
  9279.  
  9280. [331] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9281. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  9282. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9283. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9284. Round 1: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 35 attack power.
  9285. Round 1: War Hippy Green Gourmet drops 33 defense.
  9286. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  9287. This combat did not cost a turn
  9288.  
  9289. [331] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9290. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  9291. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9292. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  9293. Round 1: War Hippy Shaman drops 35 attack power.
  9294. Round 1: War Hippy Shaman drops 30 defense.
  9295. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9296. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman takes 733 damage.
  9297. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 50 attack power.
  9298. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman drops 50 defense.
  9299. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9300. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  9301. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  9302. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  9303. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  9304. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  9305. After Battle: You gain 41 Magicalness
  9306. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  9307. 32 hippies defeated; 480 down, 520 left.
  9308. The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!
  9309.  
  9310. [332] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9311. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  9312. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9313. Round 1: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 33 attack power.
  9314. Round 1: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 29 defense.
  9315. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9316. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 624 damage.
  9317. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 46 attack power.
  9318. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 46 defense.
  9319. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9320. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  9321. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  9322. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  9323. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9324. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9325. You acquire an effect: Elemental Flavor (5)
  9326. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  9327. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  9328. After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
  9329. 32 hippies defeated; 512 down, 488 left.
  9330. Keep your eyes open for Slow Talkin' Elliot!
  9331.  
  9332. [333] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9333. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  9334. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9335. Round 1: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 32 attack power.
  9336. Round 1: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 31 defense.
  9337. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9338. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 624 damage.
  9339. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 45 attack power.
  9340. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner drops 45 defense.
  9341. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9342. You acquire an item: fire poi
  9343. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9344. After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
  9345. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  9346. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  9347. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  9348. 32 hippies defeated; 544 down, 456 left.
  9349.  
  9350. use 1 Gathered Meat-Clip
  9351. You gain 541 Meat
  9352.  
  9353. [334] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9354. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  9355. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9356. Round 1: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 32 attack power.
  9357. Round 1: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 29 defense.
  9358. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9359. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 624 damage.
  9360. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 44 attack power.
  9361. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger drops 44 defense.
  9362. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9363. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  9364. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  9365. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  9366. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  9367. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  9368. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9369. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  9370. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  9371. After Battle: You gain 17 Chutzpah
  9372. You gain a Moxie point!
  9373. 32 hippies defeated; 576 down, 424 left.
  9374.  
  9375. [335] The Haunted Kitchen
  9376. Encounter: Lights Out in the Kitchen
  9377. Took choice 893/4: Make a Snack
  9378. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=893&option=4
  9379.  
  9380. [335] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9381. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  9382. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9383. Round 1: War Hippy Homeopath drops 29 attack power.
  9384. Round 1: War Hippy Homeopath drops 27 defense.
  9385. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9386. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath takes 624 damage.
  9387. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 40 attack power.
  9388. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath drops 40 defense.
  9389. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9390. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  9391. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  9392. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  9393. You acquire an item: holistic headache remedy
  9394. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  9395. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  9396. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9397. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  9398. 32 hippies defeated; 608 down, 392 left.
  9399. Keep your eyes open for Neil!
  9400.  
  9401. [336] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9402. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  9403. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9404. Round 1: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 30 attack power.
  9405. Round 1: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 26 defense.
  9406. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9407. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 513 damage.
  9408. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 42 attack power.
  9409. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad drops 42 defense.
  9410. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9411. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  9412. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9413. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  9414. You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
  9415. After Battle: You gain 11 Fortitude
  9416. After Battle: You gain 35 Enchantedness
  9417. After Battle: You gain 24 Sarcasm
  9418. 32 hippies defeated; 640 down, 360 left.
  9419.  
  9420. [337] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9421. Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
  9422. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9423. Round 1: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 30 attack power.
  9424. Round 1: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 30 defense.
  9425. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9426. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 629 damage.
  9427. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 42 attack power.
  9428. Round 2: War Hippy Fire Spinner drops 42 defense.
  9429. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9430. You acquire an item: fire poi
  9431. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  9432. You acquire an effect: Litely Baked (5)
  9433. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  9434. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  9435. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  9436. 32 hippies defeated; 672 down, 328 left.
  9437.  
  9438. [338] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9439. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9440. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9441. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 33 attack power.
  9442. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 defense.
  9443. Round 1: monsieur bob casts USE THE FORCE, MONSIEUR BOB!!
  9444. Encounter: Using the Force
  9445. Took choice 1387/2: "You will go find two friends and meet me here."
  9446. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1387&option=2
  9447.  
  9448. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  9449. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  9450.  
  9451. [338] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9452. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 attack power.
  9453. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 28 defense.
  9454. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9455. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 639 damage.
  9456. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 42 attack power.
  9457. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 42 defense.
  9458. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9459. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9460. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9461. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9462. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9463. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9464. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9465. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9466. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
  9467. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  9468. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  9469. 32 hippies defeated; 704 down, 296 left.
  9470. Keep your eyes open for Zim Merman!
  9471.  
  9472. [339] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9473. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9474. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9475. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 attack power.
  9476. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 27 defense.
  9477. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9478. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 639 damage.
  9479. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 attack power.
  9480. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 defense.
  9481. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9482. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9483. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9484. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9485. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9486. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9487. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9488. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9489. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  9490. You gain a Muscle point!
  9491. After Battle: You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  9492. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  9493. 32 hippies defeated; 736 down, 264 left.
  9494.  
  9495. [340] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9496. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9497. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9498. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 31 attack power.
  9499. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 27 defense.
  9500. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9501. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 639 damage.
  9502. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 attack power.
  9503. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 defense.
  9504. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9505. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9506. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9507. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9508. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9509. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9510. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9511. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9512. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  9513. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  9514. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  9515. 32 hippies defeated; 768 down, 232 left.
  9516. unequip weapon
  9517.  
  9518. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  9519.  
  9520. [341] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9521. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9522. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9523. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 33 attack power.
  9524. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 defense.
  9525. Round 1: monsieur bob casts USE THE FORCE, MONSIEUR BOB!!
  9526. Encounter: Using the Force
  9527. Took choice 1387/2: "You will go find two friends and meet me here."
  9528. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1387&option=2
  9529.  
  9530. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  9531.  
  9532. [341] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9533. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 attack power.
  9534. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 27 defense.
  9535. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9536. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 639 damage.
  9537. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 42 attack power.
  9538. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 42 defense.
  9539. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9540. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9541. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9542. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9543. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9544. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9545. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9546. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9547. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  9548. After Battle: You gain 36 Enchantedness
  9549. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  9550. 32 hippies defeated; 800 down, 200 left.
  9551.  
  9552. [342] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9553. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9554. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9555. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 attack power.
  9556. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 27 defense.
  9557. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9558. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 639 damage.
  9559. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 attack power.
  9560. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 defense.
  9561. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9562. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9563. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9564. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9565. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9566. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9567. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9568. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9569. You acquire an effect: Sparkling Consciousness (5)
  9570. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  9571. After Battle: You gain 41 Enchantedness
  9572. After Battle: You gain 14 Smarm
  9573. 32 hippies defeated; 832 down, 168 left.
  9574. Keep your eyes open for the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative!
  9575.  
  9576. [343] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9577. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9578. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9579. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 attack power.
  9580. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 28 defense.
  9581. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9582. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 855 damage.
  9583. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 attack power.
  9584. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 43 defense.
  9585. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9586. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9587. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9588. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9589. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9590. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9591. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9592. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  9593. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  9594. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  9595. 32 hippies defeated; 864 down, 136 left.
  9596.  
  9597. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  9598.  
  9599. [344] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9600. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9601. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9602. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 33 attack power.
  9603. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 defense.
  9604. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9605. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 828 damage.
  9606. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 47 attack power.
  9607. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 47 defense.
  9608. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9609. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9610. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9611. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9612. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9613. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9614. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9615. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  9616. After Battle: You gain 40 Wizardliness
  9617. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9618. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  9619. You gain a Moxie point!
  9620. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  9621. 32 hippies defeated; 896 down, 104 left.
  9622.  
  9623. [345] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9624. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9625. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9626. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 33 attack power.
  9627. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 defense.
  9628. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9629. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 833 damage.
  9630. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 47 attack power.
  9631. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 47 defense.
  9632. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9633. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9634. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9635. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9636. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9637. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9638. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  9639. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  9640. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  9641. 32 hippies defeated; 928 down, 72 left.
  9642. Keep your eyes open for the Glass of Orange Juice!
  9643.  
  9644. equip weapon broken champagne bottle
  9645.  
  9646. [346] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9647. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9648. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9649. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 30 attack power.
  9650. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 27 defense.
  9651. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9652. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 861 damage.
  9653. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 42 attack power.
  9654. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 42 defense.
  9655. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9656. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9657. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9658. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9659. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9660. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9661. You acquire an item: henna face paint
  9662. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  9663. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  9664. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  9665. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  9666. 32 hippies defeated; 960 down, 40 left.
  9667.  
  9668. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  9669.  
  9670. [347] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9671. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  9672. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9673. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 33 attack power.
  9674. Round 1: Green Ops Soldier drops 31 defense.
  9675. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9676. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 633 damage.
  9677. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 47 attack power.
  9678. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier drops 47 defense.
  9679. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9680. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  9681. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9682. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  9683. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  9684. You acquire an effect: Tingly Wrists (5)
  9685. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  9686. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  9687. After Battle: You gain 23 Smarm
  9688. 32 hippies defeated; 992 down, 8 left.
  9689.  
  9690. [348] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  9691. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  9692. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9693. Round 1: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 32 attack power.
  9694. Round 1: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 29 defense.
  9695. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PIERCING GAZE!
  9696. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 640 damage.
  9697. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 46 attack power.
  9698. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander drops 46 defense.
  9699. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9700. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  9701. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  9702. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  9703. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  9704. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9705. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  9706. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  9707. After Battle: You gain 39 Enchantedness
  9708. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  9709. 8 hippies defeated; 1000 down, 0 left.
  9710.  
  9711. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  9712. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  9713.  
  9714. [349] Hippy Camp
  9715. Encounter: Jake Norris
  9716. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  9717. Round 1: Jake Norris drops 41 attack power.
  9718. Round 1: Jake Norris drops 41 defense.
  9719. Round 1: You lose 25 hit points
  9720. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9721. Round 2: Jake Norris takes 640 damage.
  9722. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  9723. Round 2: You lose 23 hit points
  9724. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9725. Round 3: Jake Norris takes 640 damage.
  9726. Round 3: You lose 1 hit point
  9727. Round 3: You lose 26 hit points
  9728. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9729. Round 4: Jake Norris takes 640 damage.
  9730. Round 4: You lose 1 hit point
  9731. Round 4: You lose 15 hit points
  9732. Round 4: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9733. Round 5: Jake Norris takes 640 damage.
  9734. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9735. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  9736. You acquire an item: blue money bag
  9737. After Battle: You gain 22 Beefiness
  9738. After Battle: You gain 39 Wizardliness
  9739. After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah
  9740.  
  9741. autosell: 1 blue money bag
  9742. You gain 5,000 Meat
  9743.  
  9744. equip hat Knob Goblin harem veil
  9745.  
  9746. [350] Cobb's Knob Harem
  9747. Encounter: Knob Goblin Madam
  9748. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9749. Round 1: Knob Goblin Madam drops 8 attack power.
  9750. Round 1: Knob Goblin Madam drops 7 defense.
  9751. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9752. Round 2: Knob Goblin Madam takes 640 damage.
  9753. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9754. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  9755. You acquire an item: Knob Goblin perfume
  9756. You acquire an item: whalebone corset
  9757. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  9758. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  9759. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  9760.  
  9761. use 1 Knob Goblin perfume
  9762. You acquire an effect: Knob Goblin Perfume (1)
  9763. outfit Knob Goblin Harem Girl Disguise
  9764.  
  9765. [351] Throne Room
  9766. Encounter: Ricardo van Barsing
  9767. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9768. Round 1: Ricardo Belmont drops 12 attack power.
  9769. Round 1: Ricardo Belmont drops 12 defense.
  9770. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9771. Round 2: Ricardo Belmont takes 640 damage.
  9772. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9773. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  9774. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob lab key
  9775. You acquire an item: white money bag
  9776. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  9777. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  9778. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  9779.  
  9780. autosell: 1 white money bag
  9781. You gain 1,000 Meat
  9782.  
  9783. [352] Haert of the Cyrpt
  9784. Encounter: The Haert of Darkness
  9785. Took choice 527/1: fight the Bonerdagon
  9786. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=527&option=1
  9787. Encounter: Jayden van Barsing
  9788. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  9789. Round 1: Jayden Belmont drops 18 attack power.
  9790. Round 1: Jayden Belmont drops 18 defense.
  9791. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9792. Round 2: Jayden Belmont takes 633 damage.
  9793. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9794. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  9795. You acquire an item: red money bag
  9796. You acquire an effect: Proprie Tea (5)
  9797. After Battle: You gain 10 Fortitude
  9798. You gain a Muscle point!
  9799. After Battle: You gain 26 Wizardliness
  9800. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  9801.  
  9802. autosell: 1 red money bag
  9803. You gain 3,000 Meat
  9804.  
  9805. equip acc3 ghost of a necklace
  9806.  
  9807. Ascending the Mist-Shrouded Peak
  9808.  
  9809. [353] Mist-Shrouded Peak
  9810. Encounter: panicking Knott Yeti
  9811. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9812. Round 1: panicking Knott Yeti drops 19 attack power.
  9813. Round 1: panicking Knott Yeti drops 17 defense.
  9814. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9815. Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti takes 1 damage.
  9816. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  9817. Round 3: panicking Knott Yeti takes 621 damage.
  9818. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9819. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  9820. You gain 802 Meat
  9821. You acquire an item: yeti fur
  9822. After Battle: You gain 8 Muscleboundness
  9823. After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
  9824. You gain a Mysticality point!
  9825. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  9826.  
  9827. [354] Mist-Shrouded Peak
  9828. Encounter: panicking Knott Yeti
  9829. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9830. Round 1: panicking Knott Yeti drops 19 attack power.
  9831. Round 1: panicking Knott Yeti drops 17 defense.
  9832. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  9833. Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti takes 621 damage.
  9834. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9835. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  9836. You gain 732 Meat
  9837. You acquire an item: yeti fur
  9838. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  9839. After Battle: You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  9840. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  9841. You gain a Moxie point!
  9842.  
  9843. [355] Mist-Shrouded Peak
  9844. Encounter: panicking Knott Yeti
  9845. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9846. Round 1: panicking Knott Yeti drops 19 attack power.
  9847. Round 1: panicking Knott Yeti drops 17 defense.
  9848. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  9849. Round 2: panicking Knott Yeti takes 623 damage.
  9850. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9851. After Battle: You gain 21 hit points
  9852. You gain 754 Meat
  9853. You acquire an item: yeti fur
  9854. After Battle: You gain 9 Strongness
  9855. After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness
  9856. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  9857. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  9858.  
  9859. [356] Mist-Shrouded Peak
  9860. Encounter: Sharona
  9861. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  9862. Round 1: Sharona drops 26 attack power.
  9863. Round 1: Sharona drops 26 defense.
  9864. Round 1: You lose 27 hit points
  9865. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9866. Round 2: Sharona takes 637 damage.
  9867. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9868. After Battle: You gain 30 hit points
  9869. You acquire an item: red money bag
  9870. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  9871. After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness
  9872. After Battle: You gain 14 Cheek
  9873.  
  9874. autosell: 1 red money bag
  9875. You gain 3,000 Meat
  9876. You acquire an item: Iron Beta of Industry
  9877.  
  9878. equip hat ratty knitted cap
  9879.  
  9880. equip weapon short-handled mop
  9881.  
  9882. equip off-hand deck of lewd playing cards
  9883.  
  9884. equip shirt midriff scrubs
  9885.  
  9886. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  9887. Took choice 1275/3: Grab a mass of tinsel
  9888. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=3&pwd
  9889. You acquire an item: tinsel tights
  9890.  
  9891. equip pants tinsel tights
  9892.  
  9893. pull: 2 pocket wish
  9894.  
  9895. use 1 pocket wish
  9896. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  9897. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=to+be+Fifty+Ways+to+Bereave+Your+Lover
  9898. You acquire an effect: Fifty Ways to Bereave Your Lover (20)
  9899.  
  9900. use 1 pocket wish
  9901. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  9902. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=to+be+dirty+pear
  9903. You acquire an effect: Dirty Pear (20)
  9904.  
  9905. use 1 colorful toad
  9906. You acquire an effect: All Glory To the Toad (10)
  9907.  
  9908. Use 3 disassembled clover
  9909. You acquire ten-leaf clover (3)
  9910.  
  9911. [357] A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
  9912. Encounter: Methinks the Protesters Doth Protest Too Little
  9913. Took choice 866/2: creep protestors (more with sleaze damage/sleaze spell damage)
  9914. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=866&option=2
  9915. Encounter: Bench Warrant
  9916. Took choice 857/1: creep protestors (more with sleaze damage/sleaze spell damage)
  9917. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=857&option=1
  9918.  
  9919. [358] A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
  9920. Encounter: Methinks the Protesters Doth Protest Too Little
  9921. Took choice 866/2: creep protestors (more with sleaze damage/sleaze spell damage)
  9922. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=866&option=2
  9923. Encounter: Bench Warrant
  9924. Took choice 857/1: creep protestors (more with sleaze damage/sleaze spell damage)
  9925. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=857&option=1
  9926.  
  9927. [359] A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
  9928. Encounter: Methinks the Protesters Doth Protest Too Little
  9929. Took choice 866/2: creep protestors (more with sleaze damage/sleaze spell damage)
  9930. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=866&option=2
  9931. Encounter: Bench Warrant
  9932. Took choice 857/1: creep protestors (more with sleaze damage/sleaze spell damage)
  9933. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=857&option=1
  9934.  
  9935. [360] A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
  9936. Encounter: Too Much Humanity
  9937.  
  9938. [360] A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
  9939. Encounter: lynyrd skinner
  9940. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9941. Round 1: lynyrd skinner drops 25 attack power.
  9942. Round 1: lynyrd skinner drops 23 defense.
  9943. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9944. Round 2: lynyrd skinner takes 570 damage.
  9945. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9946. After Battle: You gain 11 hit points
  9947. You gain 481 Meat
  9948. You acquire an item: sweet roll Alabama
  9949. You acquire an item: lynyrd snare
  9950. You acquire an item: lynyrd musk
  9951. You acquire an item: lynyrd skinner toothblack
  9952. You acquire an effect: Moon-Eyed (5)
  9953. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  9954. After Battle: You gain 31 Wizardliness
  9955. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  9956.  
  9957. [361] A Mob of Zeppelin Protesters
  9958. Encounter: Not So Much With The Humanity
  9959.  
  9960. buy 1 Red Zeppelin ticket for 5000 each from The Black Market
  9961. You spent 5,000 Meat
  9962. You acquire an item: Red Zeppelin ticket
  9963.  
  9964. [361] The Red Zeppelin
  9965. Encounter: Zeppelintro
  9966.  
  9967. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  9968.  
  9969. equip shirt denim jacket
  9970.  
  9971. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  9972.  
  9973. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  9974.  
  9975. museum.php?floor=1&place=leaderboards&whichboard=37
  9976.  
  9977. Visiting the Trapper
  9978. You acquire an item: fuzzy earmuffs
  9979.  
  9980. [361] The Red Zeppelin
  9981. Encounter: the man with the red buttons
  9982. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  9983. Round 1: man with the red buttons drops 31 attack power.
  9984. Round 1: man with the red buttons drops 30 defense.
  9985. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  9986. Round 2: man with the red buttons takes 623 damage.
  9987. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  9988. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  9989. You gain 562 Meat
  9990. You acquire an item: red box
  9991. You acquire an item: red button (4)
  9992. You acquire an item: button rouge
  9993. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  9994. After Battle: You gain 47 Enchantedness
  9995. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  9996.  
  9997. use 1 red box
  9998. You acquire an item: red rum
  9999. You acquire an item: red velvet cake
  10000. You acquire an item: red hot poker
  10001.  
  10002. [362] The Red Zeppelin
  10003. Encounter: Red Snapper
  10004. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10005. Round 1: Red Snapper drops 30 attack power.
  10006. Round 1: Red Snapper drops 31 defense.
  10007. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  10008. This combat did not cost a turn
  10009.  
  10010. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  10011.  
  10012. [362] The Red Zeppelin
  10013. Encounter: red butler
  10014. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10015. Round 1: red butler drops 29 attack power.
  10016. Round 1: red butler drops 31 defense.
  10017. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  10018. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  10019. Round 3: red butler takes 660 damage.
  10020. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10021. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  10022. You gain 273 Meat
  10023. You acquire an item: red box
  10024. You acquire an item: glark cable
  10025. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  10026. After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
  10027. After Battle: You gain 24 Smarm
  10028.  
  10029. use 1 red box
  10030. You acquire an item: red red wine
  10031. You acquire an item: red letter
  10032. You acquire an item: red masque
  10033.  
  10034. [363] The Red Zeppelin
  10035. Encounter: red butler
  10036. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10037. Round 1: red butler drops 30 attack power.
  10038. Round 1: red butler drops 31 defense.
  10039. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the glark cable!
  10040. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10041. You gain 307 Meat
  10042. You acquire an item: red box
  10043. You acquire an item: glark cable
  10044. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  10045. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  10046. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  10047. This combat did not cost a turn
  10048.  
  10049. [363] The Red Zeppelin
  10050. Encounter: red skeleton
  10051. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10052. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10053. Round 1: red skeleton drops 29 attack power.
  10054. Round 1: red skeleton drops 31 defense.
  10055. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the glark cable!
  10056. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10057. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
  10058. You acquire an item: red box
  10059. You acquire an item: red blood cells
  10060. You acquire an item: red eye
  10061. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  10062. After Battle: You gain 40 Enchantedness
  10063. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  10064. This combat did not cost a turn
  10065.  
  10066. [363] The Red Zeppelin
  10067. Encounter: Red Herring
  10068. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10069. Round 1: Red Herring drops 30 attack power.
  10070. Round 1: Red Herring drops 30 defense.
  10071. Round 1: monsieur bob casts REFLEX HAMMER!
  10072. This combat did not cost a turn
  10073.  
  10074. [363] The Red Zeppelin
  10075. Encounter: red butler
  10076. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10077. Round 1: red butler drops 30 attack power.
  10078. Round 1: red butler drops 31 defense.
  10079. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10080. Round 2: red butler takes 611 damage.
  10081. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10082. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10083. You gain 288 Meat
  10084. You acquire an item: red box
  10085. You acquire an item: glark cable
  10086. You acquire an effect: Egged On (5)
  10087. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  10088. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  10089. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10090. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  10091.  
  10092. [364] The Red Zeppelin
  10093. Encounter: the man with the red buttons
  10094. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10095. Round 1: man with the red buttons drops 32 attack power.
  10096. Round 1: man with the red buttons drops 30 defense.
  10097. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the glark cable!
  10098. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10099. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  10100. You gain 543 Meat
  10101. You acquire an item: red box
  10102. You acquire an item: red button (4)
  10103. You acquire an item: button rouge
  10104. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  10105. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  10106. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  10107. This combat did not cost a turn
  10108.  
  10109. [364] The Red Zeppelin
  10110. Encounter: Ron "The Weasel" Copperhead
  10111. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10112. Round 1: Ron "The Weasel" Copperhead drops 32 attack power.
  10113. Round 1: Ron "The Weasel" Copperhead drops 33 defense.
  10114. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10115. Round 2: Ron "The Weasel" Copperhead takes 615 damage.
  10116. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10117. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10118. You gain 806 Meat
  10119. You acquire an item: Copperhead Charm (rampant)
  10120.  
  10121. Create 1 meat paste
  10122. You acquire an item: meat paste
  10123. You lose 10 Meat
  10124.  
  10125. Combine 1 Copperhead Charm + 1 Copperhead Charm (rampant)
  10126. You acquire an item: Talisman o' Namsilat
  10127. Crafting used 1 each of Copperhead Charm and Copperhead Charm (rampant)
  10128. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  10129. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  10130. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  10131.  
  10132. Create 15 meat paste
  10133. You acquire meat paste (15)
  10134. You lose 150 Meat
  10135.  
  10136. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  10137.  
  10138. equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  10139.  
  10140. equip pants pantogram pants
  10141.  
  10142. equip acc3 Draftsman's driving gloves
  10143.  
  10144. buy 1 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
  10145. You spent 24 Meat
  10146. You acquire an item: glittery mascara
  10147.  
  10148. buy 74 glittery mascara for 24 each from The General Store
  10149. You spent 1,776 Meat
  10150. You acquire glittery mascara (74)
  10151.  
  10152. use 75 glittery mascara
  10153. You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (225)
  10154.  
  10155. cast 1 Mist Form
  10156. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  10157. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  10158.  
  10159. [365] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10160. Encounter: smut orc nailer
  10161. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10162. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10163. Round 2: smut orc nailer takes 793 damage.
  10164. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10165. After Battle: You gain 37 hit points
  10166. You gain 141 Meat
  10167. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  10168. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  10169. You acquire an item: orcish nailing lube
  10170. After Battle: You gain 6 Strongness
  10171. You gain a Muscle point!
  10172. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  10173. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  10174. You gain a Moxie point!
  10175.  
  10176. [366] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10177. Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
  10178. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10179. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10180. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer takes 793 damage.
  10181. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10182. After Battle: You gain 7 Magicalness
  10183. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  10184. You gain 146 Meat
  10185. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  10186. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10187. You acquire an item: orcish rubber
  10188. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  10189. After Battle: You gain 25 Wizardliness
  10190. After Battle: You gain 13 Smarm
  10191.  
  10192. [367] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10193. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  10194. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10195. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10196. Round 2: smut orc screwer takes 793 damage.
  10197. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10198. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10199. You gain 154 Meat
  10200. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10201. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  10202. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  10203. You acquire an effect: Phairly Balanced (5)
  10204. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  10205. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  10206. After Battle: You gain 15 Sarcasm
  10207.  
  10208. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  10209.  
  10210. [368] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10211. Encounter: Blech House
  10212. Took choice 1345/3: Carefully take it apart
  10213. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1345&option=3
  10214. You acquire morningwood plank (5)
  10215. You acquire weirdwood plank (2)
  10216. You acquire thick caulk (3)
  10217. You acquire long hard screw (2)
  10218. You acquire messy butt joint (2)
  10219.  
  10220. [369] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10221. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  10222. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10223. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10224. Round 2: smut orc jacker takes 806 damage.
  10225. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10226. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10227. You gain 124 Meat
  10228. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  10229. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10230. You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
  10231. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  10232. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  10233. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  10234.  
  10235. [370] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10236. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  10237. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10238. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10239. Round 2: smut orc screwer takes 806 damage.
  10240. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10241. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10242. You gain 137 Meat
  10243. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  10244. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  10245. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  10246. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  10247. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  10248. After Battle: You gain 8 Chutzpah
  10249. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  10250.  
  10251. [371] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10252. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  10253. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10254. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10255. Round 2: smut orc screwer takes 806 damage.
  10256. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10257. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10258. You gain 133 Meat
  10259. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10260. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  10261. After Battle: You gain 5 Fortitude
  10262. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  10263. After Battle: You gain 10 Sarcasm
  10264.  
  10265. [372] The Haunted Library
  10266. Encounter: Lights Out in the Library
  10267. Took choice 894/2: Go to the Children's Section
  10268. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=894&option=2
  10269.  
  10270. [372] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10271. Encounter: Blech House
  10272. Took choice 1345/3: Carefully take it apart
  10273. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1345&option=3
  10274. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  10275. You acquire raging hardwood plank (4)
  10276. You acquire weirdwood plank (2)
  10277. You acquire thick caulk (2)
  10278. You acquire long hard screw (3)
  10279. You acquire messy butt joint (2)
  10280.  
  10281. [373] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10282. Encounter: smut orc nailer
  10283. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10284. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10285. Round 2: smut orc nailer takes 806 damage.
  10286. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10287. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10288. You gain 124 Meat
  10289. You acquire an item: long hard screw
  10290. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  10291. You acquire an item: orcish nailing lube
  10292. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  10293. After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
  10294. After Battle: You gain 10 Smarm
  10295.  
  10296. [374] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10297. Encounter: smut orc screwer
  10298. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10299. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10300. Round 2: smut orc screwer takes 806 damage.
  10301. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10302. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10303. You gain 159 Meat
  10304. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10305. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  10306. You acquire an item: backwoods screwdriver
  10307. You acquire an effect: Elbow Sauce (5)
  10308. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  10309. After Battle: You gain 21 Enchantedness
  10310. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10311. You gain a Level!
  10312. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  10313.  
  10314. [375] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10315. Encounter: smut orc pipelayer
  10316. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10317. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10318. Round 2: smut orc pipelayer takes 812 damage.
  10319. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10320. After Battle: You gain 17 hit points
  10321. You gain 150 Meat
  10322. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  10323. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10324. You acquire an item: orcish rubber
  10325. After Battle: You gain 11 Strongness
  10326. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  10327. After Battle: You gain 9 Cheek
  10328.  
  10329. [376] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10330. Encounter: Blech House
  10331. Took choice 1345/3: Carefully take it apart
  10332. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1345&option=3
  10333. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  10334. You acquire raging hardwood plank (5)
  10335. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  10336. You acquire thick caulk (3)
  10337. You acquire long hard screw (3)
  10338. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  10339.  
  10340. [377] The Smut Orc Logging Camp
  10341. Encounter: smut orc jacker
  10342. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10343. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10344. Round 2: smut orc jacker takes 812 damage.
  10345. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10346. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10347. You gain 124 Meat
  10348. You acquire an item: weirdwood plank
  10349. You acquire an item: thick caulk
  10350. You acquire an item: orcish hand lotion
  10351. You acquire an item: orc wrist
  10352. After Battle: You gain 9 Fortitude
  10353. After Battle: You gain 25 Magicalness
  10354. After Battle: You gain 12 Cheek
  10355.  
  10356. [378] A-Boo Peak
  10357. Encounter: Faction Traction = Inaction
  10358.  
  10359. [378] A-Boo Peak
  10360. Encounter: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost
  10361. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10362. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10363. Round 2: Claybender Sorcerer Ghost takes 812 damage.
  10364. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10365. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10366. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  10367. You acquire an item: Polysniff Perfume
  10368. You acquire an item: Claybender glasses
  10369. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  10370. After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  10371. After Battle: You gain 8 Sarcasm
  10372.  
  10373. [379] A-Boo Peak
  10374. Encounter: Whatsian Commando Ghost
  10375. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10376. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10377. Round 2: Whatsian Commando Ghost takes 812 damage.
  10378. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10379. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10380. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  10381. You acquire an item: T.U.R.D.S. Key
  10382. You acquire an item: ectoplasmic orbs
  10383. After Battle: You gain 7 Strongness
  10384. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  10385. After Battle: You gain 13 Chutzpah
  10386.  
  10387. [380] A-Boo Peak
  10388. Encounter: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost
  10389. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10390. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10391. Round 2: Space Tourist Explorer Ghost takes 812 damage.
  10392. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10393. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  10394. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  10395. You acquire an item: Space Tours Tripple
  10396. You acquire an item: Space Tourist Phaser
  10397. You acquire an item: ectoplasmic orbs
  10398. You acquire an effect: Sharp Weapon (5)
  10399. After Battle: You gain 9 Beefiness
  10400. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  10401. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  10402.  
  10403. equip acc3 astral belt
  10404.  
  10405. equip pants tinsel tights
  10406. mcd 10
  10407. You lose an effect: Driving Observantly (0)
  10408. You acquire an effect: Driving Recklessly (30)
  10409.  
  10410. [381] Oil Peak
  10411. Encounter: Pushin' Down on Me, Pushin' Down on You
  10412.  
  10413. [381] Oil Peak
  10414. Encounter: oil cartel
  10415. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  10416. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10417. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10418. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10419. Round 2: oil cartel takes 390 damage.
  10420. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10421. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  10422. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10423. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10424. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10425. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  10426. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  10427. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  10428.  
  10429. [382] Oil Peak
  10430. Encounter: oil cartel
  10431. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  10432. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10433. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10434. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10435. Round 2: oil cartel takes 390 damage.
  10436. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10437. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  10438. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10439. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10440. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10441. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  10442. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  10443. After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
  10444.  
  10445. [383] Oil Peak
  10446. Encounter: oil cartel
  10447. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  10448. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10449. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10450. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10451. Round 2: oil cartel takes 390 damage.
  10452. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10453. After Battle: You gain 4 Strongness
  10454. After Battle: You gain 9 hit points
  10455. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10456. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10457. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10458. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  10459. After Battle: You gain 37 Enchantedness
  10460. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  10461. You gain a Moxie point!
  10462. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  10463.  
  10464. [384] Oil Peak
  10465. Encounter: oil cartel
  10466. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  10467. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10468. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10469. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10470. Round 2: oil cartel takes 390 damage.
  10471. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10472. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  10473. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10474. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10475. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  10476. After Battle: You gain 41 Wizardliness
  10477. After Battle: You gain 19 Smarm
  10478.  
  10479. [385] Oil Peak
  10480. Encounter: oil cartel
  10481. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  10482. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  10483. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  10484. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10485. Round 2: oil cartel takes 390 damage.
  10486. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10487. After Battle: You gain 10 hit points
  10488. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10489. You acquire an item: bubblin' crude
  10490. You acquire an effect: You Can Really Taste the Dormouse (5)
  10491. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  10492. You gain a Muscle point!
  10493. After Battle: You gain 41 Mysteriousness
  10494. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10495. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  10496.  
  10497. Use 12 bubblin' crude
  10498. You acquire an item: jar of oil
  10499. You lose an effect: Driving Recklessly (0)
  10500. You acquire an effect: Driving Safely (30)
  10501.  
  10502. equip acc1 ghost of a necklace
  10503.  
  10504. equip acc3 psychic's amulet
  10505.  
  10506. buy 1 can of black paint for 1000 each from The Black Market
  10507. You spent 1,000 Meat
  10508. You acquire an item: can of black paint
  10509.  
  10510. use 1 can of black paint
  10511. You acquire an effect: Red Door Syndrome (10)
  10512.  
  10513. Visiting The Horsery
  10514. Took choice 1266/4: Rent This Horse
  10515. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=4
  10516. Chose the pale horse
  10517.  
  10518. use 1 ectoplasmic orbs
  10519. You acquire an effect: Balls of Ectoplasm (10)
  10520.  
  10521. chew 1 dieting pill
  10522.  
  10523. eat 1 blood-soaked sponge cake
  10524. You gain 47 Adventures
  10525. You gain 66 Strongness
  10526. You gain 62 Mysteriousness
  10527. You gain 85 Cheek
  10528. You gain 2 Fullness
  10529.  
  10530. [386] Oil Peak
  10531. Encounter: Unimpressed with Pressure
  10532.  
  10533. use 1 A-Boo clue
  10534.  
  10535. [387] A-Boo Peak
  10536. Encounter: The Horror...
  10537. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  10538. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10539. Encounter: The Horror...
  10540. You lose 1 hit point
  10541. You lose 1 hit point
  10542. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  10543. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10544. Encounter: The Horror...
  10545. You lose 1 hit point
  10546. You lose 1 hit point
  10547. Took choice 611/1: 6 spooky damage, 7 cold damage
  10548. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10549. Encounter: The Horror...
  10550. You lose 6 hit points
  10551. You lose 6 hit points
  10552. Took choice 611/1: 15 spooky damage, 17 cold damage
  10553. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10554. Encounter: The Horror...
  10555. You lose 15 hit points
  10556. You lose 16 hit points
  10557. Took choice 611/1: 30 spooky damage, 33 cold damage
  10558. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10559. You lose 29 hit points
  10560. You lose 33 hit points
  10561.  
  10562. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  10563.  
  10564. [388] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  10565. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  10566. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (5 visits left
  10567. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=788&option=1
  10568. You gain 24 Strongness
  10569. You gain 24 Wizardliness
  10570. You gain 31 Chutzpah
  10571.  
  10572. [389] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  10573. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  10574. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (4 visits left
  10575. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=788&option=1
  10576. You gain 20 Beefiness
  10577. You gain 25 Wizardliness
  10578. You gain 27 Cheek
  10579.  
  10580. [390] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  10581. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  10582. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (3 visits left
  10583. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=788&option=1
  10584. You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  10585. You gain 27 Wizardliness
  10586. You gain 28 Chutzpah
  10587. You gain a Moxie point!
  10588.  
  10589. use 1 A-Boo clue
  10590.  
  10591. [391] A-Boo Peak
  10592. Encounter: The Horror...
  10593. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  10594. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10595. Encounter: The Horror...
  10596. You lose 1 hit point
  10597. You lose 1 hit point
  10598. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  10599. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10600. Encounter: The Horror...
  10601. You lose 1 hit point
  10602. You lose 1 hit point
  10603. Took choice 611/1: 7 spooky damage, 8 cold damage
  10604. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10605. Encounter: The Horror...
  10606. You lose 6 hit points
  10607. You lose 8 hit points
  10608. Took choice 611/1: 17 spooky damage, 19 cold damage
  10609. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10610. Encounter: The Horror...
  10611. You lose 17 hit points
  10612. You lose 18 hit points
  10613. Took choice 611/1: 33 spooky damage, 37 cold damage
  10614. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  10615. You lose 33 hit points
  10616. You lose 36 hit points
  10617. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  10618.  
  10619. place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_trickortreat
  10620.  
  10621. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  10622.  
  10623. equip acc3 Talisman o' Namsilat
  10624.  
  10625. main.php?latte=1
  10626. Took choice 1329/1: (secret choice)
  10627. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1329&option=1&l1=69jsydRokX6ULCs8D1sUrCFpmEBtswVRtFxwJnzY%2FGtx2rj9prH34X%2FYYzRDP42LV240bjNuUmk2WTlPQ0JXalhSV2Judz09&l2=QQgh7a1dZkdJJF3G7gYamTXoZwgclDYjBOVG0VFRGplJWKVw36JTc0ArIqA3IiCpbE5SZURzQnlVS2k1ZnFnNXdiY0s1QT09&l3=qoYgYORwCOle45Bd0OZQjYaVesjXe6AlQXbGhv9cApUBACNJL%2FlS07zloIyOd92MeldLWkdES1JKSkc4SlZTK2FFTTRMdz09
  10628. Filled your mug with Inky oil paint Latte with cajun spice.
  10629. mcd 0
  10630.  
  10631. [392] Inside the Palindome
  10632. Encounter: Last Egg Gets Al
  10633. You acquire an item: photograph of an ostrich egg
  10634.  
  10635. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  10636. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  10637.  
  10638. [393] Inside the Palindome
  10639. Encounter: Flock of Stab-bats
  10640. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10641. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  10642. Round 2: Flock of Stab-bats takes 19 damage.
  10643. This combat did not cost a turn
  10644.  
  10645. [393] Inside the Palindome
  10646. Encounter: Drab Bard
  10647. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10648. Round 1: monsieur bob casts OFFER LATTE TO OPPONENT!
  10649. Round 2: Drab Bard takes 15 damage.
  10650. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10651. Round 3: Drab Bard takes 667 damage.
  10652. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10653. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10654. You gain 243 Meat
  10655. You acquire an item: olive
  10656. You acquire an item: drab sonata
  10657. You acquire an item: guitar pick
  10658. After Battle: You gain 11 Strengthliness
  10659. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  10660. After Battle: You gain 17 Cheek
  10661.  
  10662. cast 1 Mist Form
  10663. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  10664.  
  10665. [394] Inside the Palindome
  10666. Encounter: Drab Bard
  10667. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10668. Round 1: Drab Bard drops 24 attack power.
  10669. Round 1: Drab Bard drops 22 defense.
  10670. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10671. Round 2: Drab Bard takes 667 damage.
  10672. Round 2: Drab Bard takes 15 damage.
  10673. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10674. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10675. You gain 249 Meat
  10676. You acquire an item: olive
  10677. You acquire an item: drab sonata
  10678. You acquire an item: guitar pick
  10679. You acquire an item: glass of warm milk
  10680. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  10681. After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
  10682. After Battle: You gain 15 Roguishness
  10683.  
  10684. [395] Inside the Palindome
  10685. Encounter: Rod Nevada, Vendor
  10686. Took choice 873/1: photograph of a red nugget
  10687. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=873&option=1
  10688. You acquire an item: photograph of a red nugget
  10689.  
  10690. [396] Inside the Palindome
  10691. Encounter: Evil Olive
  10692. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10693. Round 1: Evil Olive drops 26 attack power.
  10694. Round 1: Evil Olive drops 23 defense.
  10695. Round 1: monsieur bob casts THROW LATTE ON OPPONENT!
  10696. Round 2: Evil Olive takes 18 damage.
  10697. This combat did not cost a turn
  10698.  
  10699. [396] Inside the Palindome
  10700. Encounter: Tan Gnat
  10701. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10702. Round 1: Tan Gnat drops 24 attack power.
  10703. Round 1: Tan Gnat drops 23 defense.
  10704. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CRUSH!
  10705. Round 2: Tan Gnat takes 104 damage.
  10706. Round 2: Tan Gnat takes 15 damage.
  10707. Round 2: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  10708. Round 3: Tan Gnat takes 35 damage.
  10709. Round 3: You gain 37 hit points
  10710. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10711. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10712. You gain 73 Meat
  10713. You acquire an item: suntan lotion of moxiousness
  10714. You acquire an item: gnatwing
  10715. You acquire an item: filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")
  10716. You acquire an item: glass of gnat milk
  10717. After Battle: You gain 11 Beefiness
  10718. After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
  10719. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  10720.  
  10721. [397] Inside the Palindome
  10722. Encounter: Do Geese See God?
  10723. Took choice 129/1: photograph of God
  10724. choice.php?whichchoice=129&option=1&pwd
  10725. You acquire an item: photograph of God
  10726.  
  10727. [398] Inside the Palindome
  10728. Encounter: Taco Cat
  10729. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10730. Round 1: Taco Cat drops 24 attack power.
  10731. Round 1: Taco Cat drops 23 defense.
  10732. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  10733. Round 2: Taco Cat takes 19 damage.
  10734. This combat did not cost a turn
  10735.  
  10736. [398] Inside the Palindome
  10737. Encounter: Bob Racecar
  10738. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10739. Round 1: Bob Racecar drops 24 attack power.
  10740. Round 1: Bob Racecar drops 23 defense.
  10741. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the disposable instant camera!
  10742. You acquire an item: photograph of a dog
  10743. Round 2: Bob Racecar takes 15 damage.
  10744. Round 2: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  10745. Round 3: Bob Racecar takes 18 damage.
  10746. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  10747. Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 544 damage.
  10748. Round 4: Bob Racecar takes 15 damage.
  10749. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10750. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10751. You gain 425 Meat
  10752. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  10753. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  10754. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  10755. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  10756. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  10757. You gain a Muscle point!
  10758. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  10759. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  10760.  
  10761. [399] Inside the Palindome
  10762. Encounter: Racecar Bob
  10763. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10764. Round 1: Racecar Bob drops 26 attack power.
  10765. Round 1: Racecar Bob drops 22 defense.
  10766. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10767. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 667 damage.
  10768. Round 2: Racecar Bob takes 19 damage.
  10769. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10770. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10771. You gain 326 Meat
  10772. You acquire an item: mesh cap
  10773. You acquire an item: enormous belt buckle
  10774. You acquire an item: leather chaps
  10775. You acquire an item: stunt nuts
  10776. You acquire an item: ketchup hound
  10777. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  10778. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  10779. After Battle: You gain 22 Chutzpah
  10780.  
  10781. [400] Inside the Palindome
  10782. Encounter: Drab Bard
  10783. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10784. Round 1: Drab Bard drops 24 attack power.
  10785. Round 1: Drab Bard drops 22 defense.
  10786. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10787. Round 2: Drab Bard takes 667 damage.
  10788. Round 2: Drab Bard takes 15 damage.
  10789. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10790. After Battle: You gain 29 hit points
  10791. You gain 220 Meat
  10792. You acquire an item: olive
  10793. You acquire an item: drab sonata
  10794. You acquire an item: guitar pick
  10795. You acquire an item: "I Love Me, Vol. I"
  10796. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  10797. After Battle: You gain 26 Wizardliness
  10798. You gain a Mysticality point!
  10799. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  10800.  
  10801. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  10802.  
  10803. use 1 "I Love Me, Vol. I"
  10804.  
  10805. Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
  10806. Took choice 872/1: (secret choice)
  10807. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=872&option=1&photo1=2259&photo2=7264&photo3=7263&photo4=7265
  10808. You lose 258 hit points
  10809. You acquire an item: "2 Love Me, Vol. 2"
  10810.  
  10811. use 1 "2 Love Me, Vol. 2"
  10812.  
  10813. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  10814.  
  10815. buy 1 Dramatic™ range for 1000 each from The General Store
  10816. You spent 1,000 Meat
  10817. You acquire an item: Dramatic™ range
  10818.  
  10819. [401] Cook 1 blasting soda + 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
  10820.  
  10821. use 1 Dramatic™ range
  10822.  
  10823. [401] Cook 1 seal-clubbing club + 1 blasting soda + 1 bottle of Chateau de Vinegar
  10824. You acquire an item: unstable fulminate
  10825. Crafting used 1 each of bottle of Chateau de Vinegar and blasting soda
  10826.  
  10827. pull: 1 wet stew
  10828.  
  10829. [402] Cook 1 stunt nuts + 1 wet stew
  10830. You acquire an item: wet stunt nut stew
  10831. Crafting used 1 each of stunt nuts and wet stew
  10832.  
  10833. Visiting Mr. Alarm's office
  10834. You acquire an item: Mega Gem
  10835.  
  10836. equip acc3 PirateRealm eyepatch
  10837.  
  10838. [402] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
  10839. Encounter: Island #1, Who Are You?
  10840. Took choice 1352/5: Key Key
  10841.  
  10842. [402] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
  10843. Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates?
  10844. Took choice 1363/2: Attempt to flee
  10845. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=2
  10846. You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10847. You lose 1 grub
  10848. You lose 1 grog
  10849.  
  10850. [403] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
  10851. Encounter: Who Pirates the Pirates?
  10852. Took choice 1363/2: Attempt to flee
  10853. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1363&option=2
  10854. You lose 1 grub
  10855. You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10856. You lose 1 grub
  10857. You lose 1 grog
  10858.  
  10859. [404] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
  10860. Encounter: Avast, a Mast!
  10861. Took choice 1361/1: Search the wreckage for plunder
  10862. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1361&option=1
  10863. You gain 102 gold
  10864. You gain 3 grub
  10865. You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10866. You lose 1 grub
  10867. You lose 1 grog
  10868.  
  10869. [405] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
  10870. Encounter: A Sea Monster!
  10871. Took choice 1365/2: Flee it!
  10872. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1365&option=2
  10873. You lose 1 grub
  10874. You gain 5 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10875. You lose 1 grub
  10876. You lose 1 grog
  10877.  
  10878. [406] Sailing the PirateRealm Seas
  10879. Encounter: Land Ho!
  10880. Took choice 1355/1: Head Inland
  10881. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1355&option=1
  10882.  
  10883. [406] Key Key
  10884. Encounter: plastic pirate
  10885. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10886. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10887. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 8 defense.
  10888. Round 1: plastic pirate takes 21 damage.
  10889. Round 1: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  10890. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 34 damage.
  10891. Round 2: You gain 36 hit points
  10892. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 19 damage.
  10893. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10894. After Battle: You gain 1 grub
  10895. After Battle: You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10896. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  10897. After Battle: You gain 7 Beefiness
  10898. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  10899. After Battle: You gain 9 Smarm
  10900.  
  10901. [407] Key Key
  10902. Encounter: plastic pirate
  10903. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10904. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10905. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 8 defense.
  10906. Round 1: plastic pirate takes 20 damage.
  10907. Round 1: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  10908. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 34 damage.
  10909. Round 2: You gain 36 hit points
  10910. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 14 damage.
  10911. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10912. After Battle: You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10913. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  10914. After Battle: You gain 7 Strengthliness
  10915. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  10916. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  10917.  
  10918. [408] Key Key
  10919. Encounter: plastic pirate
  10920. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10921. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10922. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 8 defense.
  10923. Round 1: plastic pirate takes 21 damage.
  10924. Round 1: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  10925. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 34 damage.
  10926. Round 2: You gain 36 hit points
  10927. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 16 damage.
  10928. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10929. After Battle: You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10930. After Battle: You gain 27 hit points
  10931. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  10932. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  10933. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  10934. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  10935.  
  10936. [409] The Haunted Ballroom
  10937. Encounter: Lights Out in the Ballroom
  10938. Took choice 895/2: Dance with Yourself
  10939. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=895&option=2
  10940.  
  10941. [409] Key Key
  10942. Encounter: plastic pirate
  10943. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  10944. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 9 attack power.
  10945. Round 1: plastic pirate drops 8 defense.
  10946. Round 1: plastic pirate takes 26 damage.
  10947. Round 1: monsieur bob casts DARK FEAST!
  10948. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  10949. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  10950. Round 2: plastic pirate takes 15 damage.
  10951. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  10952. Round 3: plastic pirate takes 137 damage.
  10953. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10954. After Battle: You gain 1 grub
  10955. After Battle: You gain 8 PirateRealm FunPoints
  10956. After Battle: You gain 5 hit points
  10957. After Battle: You gain 14 Strengthliness
  10958. After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
  10959. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  10960.  
  10961. [410] Key Key
  10962. Encounter: The Key Takeaway
  10963. Took choice 1371/1: Grab it
  10964. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1371&option=1
  10965. You acquire an item: Boris's key
  10966.  
  10967. equip off-hand unstable fulminate
  10968.  
  10969. equip acc3 astral belt
  10970. unequip offhand
  10971.  
  10972. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  10973.  
  10974. equip acc3 Draftsman's driving gloves
  10975.  
  10976. equip acc2 Talisman o' Namsilat
  10977.  
  10978. equip acc3 Mega Gem
  10979.  
  10980. Visiting Dr. Awkward's office
  10981. Encounter: Dr. Awkward
  10982. Took choice 131/3: Eva, can I stack Rod's sad-ass, dork cats in a cave?
  10983. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=131&option=3
  10984. Encounter: Travis van Barsing
  10985. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  10986. Round 1: Travis Belmont drops 33 attack power.
  10987. Round 1: Travis Belmont drops 33 defense.
  10988. Round 1: You lose 14 hit points
  10989. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  10990. Round 2: Travis Belmont takes 438 damage.
  10991. Round 2: Travis Belmont takes 12 damage.
  10992. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  10993. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  10994. You acquire an item: Staff of Fats
  10995. You acquire an item: red money bag
  10996. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  10997. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  10998. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  10999.  
  11000. autosell: 1 red money bag
  11001. You gain 3,000 Meat
  11002.  
  11003. equip acc2 LOV Earrings
  11004.  
  11005. equip acc3 ghost of a necklace
  11006.  
  11007. cast 1 Mist Form
  11008. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  11009.  
  11010. buy 3 can of black paint for 1000 each from The Black Market
  11011. You spent 3,000 Meat
  11012. You acquire can of black paint (3)
  11013.  
  11014. use 1 can of black paint
  11015. You acquire an effect: Red Door Syndrome (10)
  11016.  
  11017. use 1 A-Boo clue
  11018.  
  11019. [412] A-Boo Peak
  11020. Encounter: The Horror...
  11021. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  11022. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  11023. Encounter: The Horror...
  11024. You lose 1 hit point
  11025. You lose 1 hit point
  11026. Took choice 611/1: 1 spooky damage, 1 cold damage
  11027. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  11028. Encounter: The Horror...
  11029. You lose 1 hit point
  11030. You lose 1 hit point
  11031. Took choice 611/1: 8 spooky damage, 8 cold damage
  11032. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  11033. Encounter: The Horror...
  11034. You lose 8 hit points
  11035. You lose 7 hit points
  11036. Took choice 611/1: 19 spooky damage, 19 cold damage
  11037. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  11038. Encounter: The Horror...
  11039. You lose 19 hit points
  11040. You lose 18 hit points
  11041. Took choice 611/1: 37 spooky damage, 37 cold damage
  11042. choice.php?whichchoice=611&option=1&pwd
  11043. You lose 37 hit points
  11044. You lose 37 hit points
  11045.  
  11046. cast 1 Mist Form
  11047. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  11048.  
  11049. [413] A-Boo Peak
  11050. Encounter: Dusken Raider Ghost
  11051. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11052. Round 1: Dusken Raider Ghost drops 14 attack power.
  11053. Round 1: Dusken Raider Ghost drops 14 defense.
  11054. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11055. Round 2: Dusken Raider Ghost takes 667 damage.
  11056. Round 2: Dusken Raider Ghost takes 1 damage.
  11057. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11058. After Battle: You gain 34 hit points
  11059. You acquire an item: A-Boo clue
  11060. You acquire an item: Duskwalker syringe
  11061. You acquire an item: Duskwalker fangs
  11062. You acquire an item: ectoplasmic orbs
  11063. After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
  11064. After Battle: You gain 14 Mysteriousness
  11065. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  11066.  
  11067. [414] A-Boo Peak
  11068. Encounter: Come On Ghosty, Light My Pyre
  11069.  
  11070. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  11071. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  11072. You lose an effect: Driving Safely (0)
  11073. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  11074.  
  11075. equip pants pantogram pants
  11076.  
  11077. equip acc1 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  11078.  
  11079. equip acc2 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  11080.  
  11081. equip acc3 LOV Earrings
  11082.  
  11083. [415] Twin Peak
  11084. Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
  11085. Took choice 604/1: Continue...
  11086. choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
  11087. Encounter: Welcome to the Great Overlook Lodge
  11088. Took choice 604/1: Everything goes black.
  11089. choice.php?whichchoice=604&option=1&pwd
  11090.  
  11091. [415] Twin Peak
  11092. Encounter: the Bubblemint Twins
  11093. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11094. Round 1: Bubblemint Twins drops 18 attack power.
  11095. Round 1: Bubblemint Twins drops 16 defense.
  11096. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  11097. Round 2: Bubblemint Twins takes 15 damage.
  11098. This combat did not cost a turn
  11099.  
  11100. [415] Twin Peak
  11101. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  11102. Took choice 606/1: need +4 stench resist, have 7
  11103. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=1
  11104. Encounter: Room 237
  11105. Took choice 607/1: Carefully inspect the body
  11106. choice.php?whichchoice=607&option=1&pwd
  11107.  
  11108. [416] Twin Peak
  11109. Encounter: Mismatched Twins
  11110. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11111. Round 1: Mismatched Twins drops 17 attack power.
  11112. Round 1: Mismatched Twins drops 16 defense.
  11113. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  11114. Round 2: Mismatched Twins takes 18 damage.
  11115. This combat did not cost a turn
  11116.  
  11117. [416] Twin Peak
  11118. Encounter: spider (duck?) topiary animal
  11119. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11120. Round 1: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 16 attack power.
  11121. Round 1: spider (duck?) topiary animal drops 16 defense.
  11122. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  11123. Round 2: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 15 damage.
  11124. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  11125. Round 3: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 686 damage.
  11126. Round 3: spider (duck?) topiary animal takes 14 damage.
  11127. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11128. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  11129. You acquire an item: rusty hedge trimmers
  11130. You acquire an item: pestopiary
  11131. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  11132. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  11133. After Battle: You gain 18 Smarm
  11134. You gain a Moxie point!
  11135.  
  11136. use 1 rusty hedge trimmers
  11137.  
  11138. [417] rusty hedge trimmers
  11139. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  11140. Took choice 606/2: need +50% item drop, have 120%
  11141. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=2
  11142. Encounter: Go Check It Out!
  11143. Took choice 608/1: Search the shelves
  11144. choice.php?whichchoice=608&option=1&pwd
  11145.  
  11146. [418] Twin Peak
  11147. Encounter: the Big Wheelin' Twins
  11148. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11149. Round 1: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 18 attack power.
  11150. Round 1: Big Wheelin' Twins drops 17 defense.
  11151. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  11152. Round 2: Big Wheelin' Twins takes 14 damage.
  11153. This combat did not cost a turn
  11154.  
  11155. [418] Twin Peak
  11156. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  11157. Took choice 606/3: need jar of oil
  11158. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=3
  11159. Encounter: There's Always Music In the Air
  11160. Took choice 609/1: Examine the painting
  11161. choice.php?whichchoice=609&option=1&pwd
  11162. Encounter: He Is the Arm, and He Sounds Like This
  11163. Took choice 616/1: Mingle
  11164. choice.php?whichchoice=616&option=1&pwd
  11165.  
  11166. [419] Twin Peak
  11167. Encounter: Lost in the Great Overlook Lodge
  11168. Took choice 606/4: need +40% init, have 100.0%
  11169. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=606&option=4
  11170. Encounter: To Catch a Killer
  11171. Took choice 610/1: Pursue your double
  11172. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=610&option=1
  11173. Encounter: Now It's Dark
  11174. Took choice 1056/1: And then...
  11175. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1056&option=1
  11176. You acquire an item: gold wedding ring
  11177.  
  11178. autosell: 1 gold wedding ring
  11179. You gain 11,000 Meat
  11180.  
  11181. Talking to the Highland Lord
  11182.  
  11183. pull: 1 eleven-foot pole
  11184.  
  11185. Combine 10 loose teeth + 10 skeleton bone
  11186. You acquire skeleton key (10)
  11187. Crafting used 10 each of skeleton bone and loose teeth
  11188.  
  11189. [419] The Daily Dungeon (Room 1)
  11190. Encounter: giant giant moth
  11191. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11192. Round 1: giant giant moth drops 6 attack power.
  11193. Round 1: giant giant moth drops 6 defense.
  11194. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11195. Round 2: giant giant moth takes 695 damage.
  11196. Round 2: giant giant moth takes 19 damage.
  11197. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11198. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  11199. You gain 53 Meat
  11200. You acquire an item: giant giant moth dust
  11201. After Battle: You gain 8 Beefiness
  11202. After Battle: You gain 14 Wizardliness
  11203. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  11204.  
  11205. [420] The Daily Dungeon (Room 2)
  11206. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  11207. Took choice 692/2: unlock door with key, no turn spent
  11208. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=692&option=2
  11209.  
  11210. [420] The Daily Dungeon (Room 3)
  11211. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  11212. Took choice 692/2: unlock door with key, no turn spent
  11213. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=692&option=2
  11214.  
  11215. [420] The Daily Dungeon (Room 4)
  11216. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  11217. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  11218. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=693&option=2
  11219.  
  11220. [420] The Daily Dungeon (Room 5)
  11221. Encounter: The First Chest Isn't the Deepest.
  11222. Took choice 690/3: Skip to 6th chamber, no turn spent
  11223. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=690&option=3
  11224.  
  11225. [420] The Daily Dungeon (Room 6)
  11226. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  11227. Took choice 692/2: unlock door with key, no turn spent
  11228. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=692&option=2
  11229.  
  11230. [420] The Daily Dungeon (Room 7)
  11231. Encounter: apathetic lizardman
  11232. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11233. Round 1: apathetic lizardman drops 6 attack power.
  11234. Round 1: apathetic lizardman drops 6 defense.
  11235. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11236. Round 2: apathetic lizardman takes 695 damage.
  11237. Round 2: apathetic lizardman takes 16 damage.
  11238. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11239. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  11240. You gain 72 Meat
  11241. You acquire an item: flavorless gruel
  11242. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  11243. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  11244. After Battle: You gain 2 Sarcasm
  11245.  
  11246. [421] The Daily Dungeon (Room 8)
  11247. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  11248. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  11249. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=693&option=2
  11250.  
  11251. [421] The Daily Dungeon (Room 9)
  11252. Encounter: pencil golem
  11253. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11254. Round 1: pencil golem drops 6 attack power.
  11255. Round 1: pencil golem drops 5 defense.
  11256. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11257. Round 2: pencil golem takes 695 damage.
  11258. Round 2: pencil golem takes 15 damage.
  11259. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11260. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  11261. You acquire an item: pencil stub
  11262. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  11263. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  11264. After Battle: You gain 4 Chutzpah
  11265. Unlocked healing for Latte.
  11266.  
  11267. [422] The Daily Dungeon (Room 10)
  11268. Encounter: Second Chest
  11269. Took choice 691/3: Skip to 11th chamber, no turn spent
  11270. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=691&option=3
  11271.  
  11272. [422] The Daily Dungeon (Room 11)
  11273. Encounter: tonic water elemental
  11274. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11275. Round 1: tonic water elemental drops 6 attack power.
  11276. Round 1: tonic water elemental drops 6 defense.
  11277. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11278. Round 2: tonic water elemental takes 695 damage.
  11279. Round 2: tonic water elemental takes 15 damage.
  11280. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11281. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11282. You gain 60 Meat
  11283. You acquire an item: tonic djinn
  11284. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  11285. After Battle: You gain 15 Wizardliness
  11286. After Battle: You gain 7 Cheek
  11287.  
  11288. [423] The Daily Dungeon (Room 12)
  11289. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  11290. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  11291. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=693&option=2
  11292.  
  11293. [423] The Daily Dungeon (Room 13)
  11294. Encounter: It's Almost Certainly a Trap
  11295. Took choice 693/2: Avoid trap with eleven-foot pole, no turn spent
  11296. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=693&option=2
  11297.  
  11298. [423] The Daily Dungeon (Room 14)
  11299. Encounter: I Wanna Be a Door
  11300. Took choice 692/2: unlock door with key, no turn spent
  11301. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=692&option=2
  11302.  
  11303. [423] The Daily Dungeon (Room 15)
  11304. Encounter: The Final Reward
  11305. Took choice 689/1: Get fat loot token
  11306. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=689&option=1
  11307. You acquire an item: fat loot token
  11308.  
  11309. Visiting Vending Machine
  11310.  
  11311. Visiting Vending Machine
  11312.  
  11313. trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Jarlsberg's key
  11314. You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key
  11315.  
  11316. trading 1 fat loot token for 1 Sneaky Pete's key
  11317. You acquire an item: Sneaky Pete's key
  11318.  
  11319. equip off-hand unstable fulminate
  11320.  
  11321. equip acc2 astral belt
  11322.  
  11323. equip weapon rave whistle
  11324. mcd 10
  11325.  
  11326. equip pants tinsel tights
  11327.  
  11328. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  11329. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  11330.  
  11331. [424] The Haunted Boiler Room
  11332. Encounter: monstrous boiler
  11333. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11334. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  11335. Round 1: monstrous boiler drops 35 attack power.
  11336. Round 1: monstrous boiler drops 37 defense.
  11337. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11338. Round 2: monstrous boiler takes 445 damage.
  11339. Round 2: monstrous boiler takes 13 damage.
  11340. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11341. You acquire an item: wine bomb
  11342. After Battle: You gain 33 hit points
  11343. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  11344. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  11345. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  11346.  
  11347. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  11348.  
  11349. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  11350.  
  11351. Inspecting the Suspicious Masonry
  11352.  
  11353. [425] Summoning Chamber
  11354. Encounter: Greg Dagreasy
  11355. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  11356. Round 1: Greg Dagreasy drops 46 attack power.
  11357. Round 1: Greg Dagreasy drops 61 defense.
  11358. Round 1: You lose 37 hit points
  11359. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11360. Round 2: Greg Dagreasy takes 442 damage.
  11361. Round 2: Greg Dagreasy takes 9 damage.
  11362. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11363. After Battle: You gain 32 hit points
  11364. You acquire an item: Eye of Ed
  11365. You acquire an item: red money bag
  11366. After Battle: You gain 30 Muscleboundness
  11367. After Battle: You gain 44 Enchantedness
  11368. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11369. After Battle: You gain 34 Chutzpah
  11370.  
  11371. autosell: 1 red money bag
  11372. You gain 3,000 Meat
  11373.  
  11374. Talking to the Highland Lord
  11375. You acquire an item: Misty Robe
  11376.  
  11377. equip off-hand UV-resistant compass
  11378.  
  11379. equip pants pantogram pants
  11380.  
  11381. cast 1 Mist Form
  11382. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  11383. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  11384.  
  11385. Visiting The Horsery
  11386. Took choice 1266/3: Rent This Horse
  11387. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=3
  11388. Chose the crazy horse
  11389.  
  11390. cast 1 Mist Form
  11391. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  11392.  
  11393. equip acc2 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  11394.  
  11395. [426] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11396. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  11397. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11398. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 25 attack power.
  11399. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 24 defense.
  11400. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11401. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 690 damage.
  11402. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11403. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  11404. You gain 102 Meat
  11405. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  11406. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  11407. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11408. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  11409. After Battle: You gain 30 Wizardliness
  11410. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  11411. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (10)
  11412. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  11413.  
  11414. [427] The Oasis
  11415. Encounter: blur
  11416. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11417. Round 1: blur drops 26 attack power.
  11418. Round 1: blur drops 24 defense.
  11419. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11420. Round 2: blur takes 690 damage.
  11421. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11422. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  11423. You gain 411 Meat
  11424. You acquire an item: drum machine
  11425. You acquire an item: hot date
  11426. You acquire an item: Hugo's Weaving Manual
  11427. You acquire an item: palm frond
  11428. You acquire an item: carbonated water lily
  11429. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  11430. You gain a Muscle point!
  11431. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  11432. After Battle: You gain 19 Chutzpah
  11433.  
  11434. [428] The Hidden Office Building
  11435. Encounter: pygmy witch lawyer
  11436. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11437. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer drops 28 attack power.
  11438. Round 1: pygmy witch lawyer drops 26 defense.
  11439. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  11440. This combat did not cost a turn
  11441.  
  11442. use 4 red box
  11443. You acquire red letter (2)
  11444. You acquire red velvet cake (2)
  11445. You acquire Red X Shield (2)
  11446. You acquire an item: red rum
  11447. You acquire red red wine (3)
  11448. You acquire an item: red shirt
  11449. You acquire an item: red book
  11450.  
  11451. [428] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11452. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  11453. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11454. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11455. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 26 attack power.
  11456. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 23 defense.
  11457. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11458. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 690 damage.
  11459. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11460. After Battle: You gain 39 hit points
  11461. You gain 166 Meat
  11462. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  11463. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11464. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  11465. After Battle: You gain 35 Magicalness
  11466. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  11467.  
  11468. [429] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11469. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  11470. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11471. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 25 attack power.
  11472. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 23 defense.
  11473. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11474. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 690 damage.
  11475. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11476. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11477. You gain 91 Meat
  11478. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  11479. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  11480. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11481. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  11482. After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
  11483. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  11484.  
  11485. [430] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11486. Encounter: rock scorpion
  11487. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11488. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 26 attack power.
  11489. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 24 defense.
  11490. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11491. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 690 damage.
  11492. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11493. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11494. You gain 710 Meat
  11495. You acquire an item: scorpion whip
  11496. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11497. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11498. You acquire an effect: Crimbo Epiphany (5)
  11499. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  11500. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  11501. After Battle: You gain 15 Chutzpah
  11502.  
  11503. [431] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11504. Encounter: cactuary
  11505. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11506. Round 1: cactuary drops 26 attack power.
  11507. Round 1: cactuary drops 24 defense.
  11508. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11509. Round 2: cactuary takes 711 damage.
  11510. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11511. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11512. You gain 323 Meat
  11513. You acquire an item: cactus fruit
  11514. You acquire an item: giant cactus quill
  11515. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11516. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  11517. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  11518. After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
  11519. After Battle: You gain 23 Cheek
  11520.  
  11521. [432] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11522. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11523. Took choice 805/1: Whoops.
  11524. choice.php?whichchoice=805&option=1&pwd
  11525.  
  11526. Talking to Gnasir
  11527. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11528. Took choice 805/2: "I brought some black paint for your door."
  11529. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=805&option=2
  11530. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11531. You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
  11532. Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
  11533. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=805&option=1
  11534.  
  11535. use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
  11536.  
  11537. use 1 stone wool
  11538. You acquire an effect: Stone-Faced (5)
  11539.  
  11540. [432] The Hidden Temple
  11541. Encounter: Fitting In
  11542. Took choice 582/1: mysticality substats, skip adventure or gain 3 adventures
  11543. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=582&option=1
  11544. Encounter: Such Great Heights
  11545. You lose an effect: Stone-Faced (0)
  11546. Took choice 579/3: gain 3 adventures
  11547. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=579&option=3
  11548. You gain 3 Adventures
  11549. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (3)
  11550. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (3)
  11551. You acquire an effect: Crimbo Epiphany (3)
  11552. You acquire an effect: Glittering Eyelashes (3)
  11553. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (3)
  11554.  
  11555. [432] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11556. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  11557. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11558. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11559. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 26 attack power.
  11560. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 23 defense.
  11561. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHEST X-RAY!
  11562. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11563. After Battle: You gain 1 hit point
  11564. You gain 187 Meat
  11565. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  11566. You acquire an item: ant pitchfork
  11567. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11568. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  11569. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  11570. After Battle: You gain 17 Roguishness
  11571. This combat did not cost a turn
  11572.  
  11573. [432] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11574. Encounter: cactuary
  11575. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11576. Round 1: cactuary drops 25 attack power.
  11577. Round 1: cactuary drops 24 defense.
  11578. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHEST X-RAY!
  11579. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11580. You gain 295 Meat
  11581. You acquire an item: cactus fruit
  11582. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11583. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  11584. After Battle: You gain 10 Strengthliness
  11585. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  11586. After Battle: You gain 18 Sarcasm
  11587. You gain a Moxie point!
  11588. This combat did not cost a turn
  11589.  
  11590. [432] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11591. Encounter: rock scorpion
  11592. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11593. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 26 attack power.
  11594. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 24 defense.
  11595. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHEST X-RAY!
  11596. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11597. After Battle: You gain 5 Beefiness
  11598. You gain 608 Meat
  11599. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11600. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11601. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  11602. After Battle: You gain 28 Magicalness
  11603. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  11604. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page
  11605. This combat did not cost a turn
  11606.  
  11607. [432] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11608. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  11609. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11610. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 25 attack power.
  11611. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 24 defense.
  11612. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11613. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 711 damage.
  11614. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11615. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11616. You gain 71 Meat
  11617. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  11618. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  11619. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11620. You acquire an effect: Using Protection (5)
  11621. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  11622. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  11623. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11624. After Battle: You gain 12 Smarm
  11625. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  11626.  
  11627. [433] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11628. Encounter: cactuary
  11629. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11630. Round 1: cactuary drops 25 attack power.
  11631. Round 1: cactuary drops 24 defense.
  11632. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11633. Round 2: cactuary takes 715 damage.
  11634. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11635. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11636. You gain 347 Meat
  11637. You acquire an item: cactus fruit
  11638. You acquire an item: giant cactus quill
  11639. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11640. You acquire an item: bit-o-cactus
  11641. After Battle: You gain 14 Fortitude
  11642. After Battle: You gain 32 Enchantedness
  11643. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  11644.  
  11645. [434] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11646. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  11647. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11648. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 26 attack power.
  11649. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 defense.
  11650. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11651. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 715 damage.
  11652. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11653. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11654. You gain 499 Meat
  11655. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  11656. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11657. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11658. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  11659. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  11660. After Battle: You gain 9 Roguishness
  11661.  
  11662. [435] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11663. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  11664. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11665. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11666. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 26 attack power.
  11667. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 23 defense.
  11668. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11669. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 715 damage.
  11670. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11671. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  11672. You gain 176 Meat
  11673. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  11674. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11675. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  11676. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  11677. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  11678. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  11679.  
  11680. [436] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11681. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  11682. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11683. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11684. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 26 attack power.
  11685. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 23 defense.
  11686. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11687. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 715 damage.
  11688. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11689. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  11690. You gain 159 Meat
  11691. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  11692. You acquire an item: ant pitchfork
  11693. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11694. After Battle: You gain 12 Muscleboundness
  11695. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  11696. After Battle: You gain 14 Sarcasm
  11697.  
  11698. [437] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11699. Encounter: rock scorpion
  11700. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11701. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 26 attack power.
  11702. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 24 defense.
  11703. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11704. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 715 damage.
  11705. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11706. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11707. You gain 663 Meat
  11708. You acquire an item: scorpion whip
  11709. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11710. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11711. You acquire an effect: Ichorous Eyesight (5)
  11712. After Battle: You gain 19 Fortitude
  11713. You gain a Muscle point!
  11714. After Battle: You gain 26 Enchantedness
  11715. After Battle: You gain 22 Roguishness
  11716. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  11717.  
  11718. [438] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11719. Encounter: rock scorpion
  11720. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11721. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 25 attack power.
  11722. Round 1: rock scorpion drops 24 defense.
  11723. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11724. Round 2: rock scorpion takes 694 damage.
  11725. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11726. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11727. You gain 710 Meat
  11728. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11729. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11730. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  11731. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  11732. After Battle: You gain 19 Sarcasm
  11733.  
  11734. [439] The Oasis
  11735. Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
  11736. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
  11737.  
  11738. [440] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11739. Encounter: plaque of locusts
  11740. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11741. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 26 attack power.
  11742. Round 1: plaque of locusts drops 23 defense.
  11743. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11744. Round 2: plaque of locusts takes 694 damage.
  11745. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11746. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11747. You gain 71 Meat
  11748. You acquire an item: honey-dipped locust
  11749. You acquire an item: bronzed locust
  11750. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11751. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  11752. After Battle: You gain 37 Mysteriousness
  11753. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  11754. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  11755.  
  11756. [441] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11757. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  11758. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11759. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 27 attack power.
  11760. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 23 defense.
  11761. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11762. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 694 damage.
  11763. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11764. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  11765. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11766. You gain 537 Meat
  11767. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  11768. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11769. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11770. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  11771. After Battle: You gain 29 Enchantedness
  11772. After Battle: You gain 24 Cheek
  11773.  
  11774. [442] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11775. Encounter: swarm of fire ants
  11776. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11777. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11778. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 26 attack power.
  11779. Round 1: swarm of fire ants drops 23 defense.
  11780. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11781. Round 2: swarm of fire ants takes 694 damage.
  11782. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11783. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  11784. You gain 163 Meat
  11785. You acquire an item: ant agonist
  11786. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11787. After Battle: You gain 7 Fortitude
  11788. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  11789. You gain a Mysticality point!
  11790. After Battle: You gain 15 Cheek
  11791. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (2)
  11792.  
  11793. [443] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11794. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  11795. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11796. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 27 attack power.
  11797. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 defense.
  11798. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11799. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 697 damage.
  11800. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11801. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11802. You gain 513 Meat
  11803. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  11804. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11805. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11806. You acquire an effect: Pyromania (5)
  11807. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  11808. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  11809. After Battle: You gain 15 Smarm
  11810. You gain a Moxie point!
  11811. You acquire an item: worm-riding manual page (3)
  11812.  
  11813. [444] The Arid, Extra-Dry Desert
  11814. Encounter: giant giant giant centipede
  11815. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11816. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 26 attack power.
  11817. Round 1: giant giant giant centipede drops 24 defense.
  11818. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11819. Round 2: giant giant giant centipede takes 697 damage.
  11820. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11821. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11822. You gain 537 Meat
  11823. You acquire an item: centipede eggs
  11824. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11825. You acquire an item: handful of sand
  11826. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  11827. After Battle: You gain 33 Wizardliness
  11828. After Battle: You gain 18 Cheek
  11829.  
  11830. Talking to Gnasir
  11831. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11832. Took choice 805/2: "I think I found all the missing pages of your book."
  11833. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=805&option=2
  11834. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11835. You acquire an item: worm-riding hooks
  11836. Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
  11837. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=805&option=1
  11838.  
  11839. use 1 drum machine
  11840.  
  11841. [445] The Oasis
  11842. Encounter: Glug, Glug, Glug
  11843. You acquire an effect: Ultrahydrated (5)
  11844.  
  11845. [446] The Haunted Gallery
  11846. Encounter: Lights Out in the Gallery
  11847. Took choice 896/4: Check out the Tormented Damned Souls Painting
  11848. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=896&option=4
  11849. Encounter: the ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven
  11850. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11851. Round 1: ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven drops 50 attack power.
  11852. Round 1: ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven drops 50 defense.
  11853. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11854. Round 2: ghost of Elizabeth Spookyraven takes 697 damage.
  11855. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11856. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11857. You acquire an item: Elizabeth's Dollie
  11858. You acquire an item: Elizabeth's paintbrush
  11859. After Battle: You gain 31 Fortitude
  11860. After Battle: You gain 52 Magicalness
  11861. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  11862.  
  11863. [447] The Oasis
  11864. Encounter: oasis monster
  11865. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11866. Round 1: oasis monster drops 24 attack power.
  11867. Round 1: oasis monster drops 24 defense.
  11868. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11869. Round 2: oasis monster takes 697 damage.
  11870. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11871. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11872. You gain 309 Meat
  11873. You acquire an item: Supernova Champagne
  11874. You acquire an item: displaced fish
  11875. You acquire an item: hot date
  11876. You acquire an item: palm frond
  11877. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  11878. After Battle: You gain 29 Wizardliness
  11879. After Battle: You gain 18 Roguishness
  11880.  
  11881. [448] The Oasis
  11882. Encounter: swarm of scarab beatles
  11883. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11884. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11885. Round 1: swarm of scarab beatles drops 25 attack power.
  11886. Round 1: swarm of scarab beatles drops 22 defense.
  11887. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11888. Round 2: swarm of scarab beatles takes 697 damage.
  11889. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11890. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  11891. You gain 564 Meat
  11892. You acquire an item: Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket
  11893. You acquire an item: savoy truffle
  11894. You acquire an item: rocky raccoon
  11895. You acquire an item: Maxwell's Silver Hammer
  11896. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  11897. After Battle: You gain 32 Magicalness
  11898. After Battle: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  11899.  
  11900. [449] The Oasis
  11901. Encounter: blur
  11902. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11903. Round 1: blur drops 25 attack power.
  11904. Round 1: blur drops 24 defense.
  11905. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  11906. Round 2: blur takes 697 damage.
  11907. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  11908. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  11909. You gain 401 Meat
  11910. You acquire an item: drum machine
  11911. You acquire an item: carbonated water lily
  11912. You acquire an effect: Waxing (5)
  11913. After Battle: You gain 13 Fortitude
  11914. After Battle: You gain 29 Mysteriousness
  11915. After Battle: You gain 22 Cheek
  11916.  
  11917. [450] The Oasis
  11918. Encounter: All Across the Sands
  11919. You acquire an item: stone rose
  11920.  
  11921. Talking to Gnasir
  11922. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11923. Took choice 805/2: "I found your stone rose."
  11924. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=805&option=2
  11925. Encounter: A Sietch in Time
  11926. You acquire an item: desert sightseeing pamphlet
  11927. Took choice 805/1: "No, that's all."
  11928. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=805&option=1
  11929.  
  11930. use 1 desert sightseeing pamphlet
  11931.  
  11932. Converting bowl of cottage cheese into Fuel
  11933.  
  11934. Converting stunt nuts into Fuel
  11935.  
  11936. Converting Supernova Champagne into Fuel
  11937.  
  11938. Converting 3 cactus fruits into Fuel
  11939.  
  11940. Converting 4 clutches of centipede eggs into Fuel
  11941.  
  11942. Converting 2 hot dates, giggity giggity into Fuel
  11943.  
  11944. Converting savoy truffle into Fuel
  11945.  
  11946. Converting 4 backwoods screwdrivers into Fuel
  11947.  
  11948. Converting flavorless gruel into Fuel
  11949.  
  11950. Converting 3 unnamed cocktails into Fuel
  11951.  
  11952. Converting sweet roll Alabama into Fuel
  11953.  
  11954. Converting 4 bottles of red red wine into Fuel
  11955.  
  11956. Converting 2 bottles of red rum into Fuel
  11957.  
  11958. Converting 3 red velvet cakes into Fuel
  11959.  
  11960. Converting pestopiary into Fuel
  11961. You acquire an effect: Driving Stealthily (30)
  11962.  
  11963. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  11964.  
  11965. cast 1 Blood Cloak
  11966. You acquire an effect: Cloak of Shadows (20)
  11967.  
  11968. Visiting The Horsery
  11969. Took choice 1266/2: Rent This Horse
  11970. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=2
  11971. Chose the dark horse
  11972.  
  11973. [451] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  11974. Encounter: How Do We Do It? Quaint and Curious Volume!
  11975. You gain 250 Meat
  11976.  
  11977. [452] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  11978. Encounter: W imp
  11979. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11980. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11981. Round 1: W imp drops 11 attack power.
  11982. Round 1: W imp drops 10 defense.
  11983. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  11984. Unlocked hellion for Latte.
  11985. This combat did not cost a turn
  11986.  
  11987. [452] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  11988. Encounter: Hellion
  11989. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11990. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  11991. Round 1: Hellion drops 13 attack power.
  11992. Round 1: Hellion drops 12 defense.
  11993. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  11994. This combat did not cost a turn
  11995.  
  11996. [452] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  11997. Encounter: W imp
  11998. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  11999. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12000. Round 1: W imp drops 11 attack power.
  12001. Round 1: W imp drops 10 defense.
  12002. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12003. This combat did not cost a turn
  12004.  
  12005. [452] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  12006. Encounter: P imp
  12007. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12008. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12009. Round 1: P imp drops 11 attack power.
  12010. Round 1: P imp drops 11 defense.
  12011. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12012. This combat did not cost a turn
  12013.  
  12014. [452] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  12015. Encounter: Strike One!
  12016. You acquire an item: imp unity ring
  12017.  
  12018. [453] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  12019. Encounter: W imp
  12020. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12021. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12022. Round 1: W imp drops 11 attack power.
  12023. Round 1: W imp drops 10 defense.
  12024. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12025. This combat did not cost a turn
  12026.  
  12027. [453] The Dark Neck of the Woods
  12028. Encounter: Dodecahedrariffic!
  12029. You acquire an item: dodecagram
  12030.  
  12031. [454] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12032. Encounter: Demoninja
  12033. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12034. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12035. Round 1: Demoninja drops 12 attack power.
  12036. Round 1: Demoninja drops 9 defense.
  12037. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12038. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12039. Round 3: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12040. This combat did not cost a turn
  12041.  
  12042. [454] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12043. Encounter: L imp
  12044. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12045. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12046. Round 1: L imp drops 12 attack power.
  12047. Round 1: L imp drops 11 defense.
  12048. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12049. Unlocked vitamins for Latte.
  12050. This combat did not cost a turn
  12051.  
  12052. [454] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12053. Encounter: G imp
  12054. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12055. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12056. Round 1: G imp drops 12 attack power.
  12057. Round 1: G imp drops 11 defense.
  12058. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12059. This combat did not cost a turn
  12060.  
  12061. [454] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12062. Encounter: Deep Imp Act
  12063. You acquire Imp Ale (3)
  12064.  
  12065. [455] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12066. Encounter: Imp Art, Some Wisdom
  12067. You gain 10 Fortitude
  12068. You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  12069. You gain 12 Chutzpah
  12070.  
  12071. [456] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12072. Encounter: Demoninja
  12073. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12074. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12075. Round 1: Demoninja drops 12 attack power.
  12076. Round 1: Demoninja drops 9 defense.
  12077. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12078. This combat did not cost a turn
  12079.  
  12080. [456] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12081. Encounter: G imp
  12082. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12083. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12084. Round 1: G imp drops 12 attack power.
  12085. Round 1: G imp drops 11 defense.
  12086. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12087. This combat did not cost a turn
  12088.  
  12089. [456] The Dark Elbow of the Woods
  12090. Encounter: Butter Knife? I'll Take the Knife
  12091. You acquire an item: eldritch butterknife
  12092.  
  12093. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  12094.  
  12095. [457] The Hidden Office Building
  12096. Encounter: pygmy witch accountant
  12097. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12098. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 27 attack power.
  12099. Round 1: pygmy witch accountant drops 25 defense.
  12100. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12101. This combat did not cost a turn
  12102.  
  12103. [457] The Hidden Office Building
  12104. Encounter: pygmy janitor
  12105. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12106. Round 1: pygmy janitor drops 26 attack power.
  12107. Round 1: pygmy janitor drops 27 defense.
  12108. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12109. This combat did not cost a turn
  12110.  
  12111. [457] The Hidden Office Building
  12112. Encounter: sausage goblin
  12113. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12114. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12115. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 82 attack power.
  12116. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 82 defense.
  12117. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12118. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 1352 damage.
  12119. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12120. After Battle: You gain 13 hit points
  12121. You gain 251 Meat
  12122. You gain 13 Meat.
  12123. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  12124. After Battle: You gain 39 Beefiness
  12125. You gain a Muscle point!
  12126. After Battle: You gain 82 Enchantedness
  12127. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12128. After Battle: You gain 45 Cheek
  12129. This combat did not cost a turn
  12130.  
  12131. [457] The Hidden Office Building
  12132. Encounter: Working Holiday
  12133. Took choice 786/1: Fight ancient protector spirit
  12134. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=786&option=1
  12135. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  12136. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12137. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 29 attack power.
  12138. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 26 defense.
  12139. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12140. Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 679 damage.
  12141. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12142. You acquire an item: crackling stone sphere
  12143. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  12144. You gain 10 Meat.
  12145. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  12146. After Battle: You gain 37 Wizardliness
  12147. After Battle: You gain 19 Cheek
  12148. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  12149.  
  12150. [458] An Overgrown Shrine (Northeast)
  12151. Encounter: Air Apparent
  12152. Took choice 785/2: Get stone triangle
  12153. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=785&option=2
  12154. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  12155.  
  12156. [458] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  12157. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  12158. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (2 visits left
  12159. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=788&option=1
  12160. You gain 21 Fortitude
  12161. You gain 27 Mysteriousness
  12162. You gain 32 Roguishness
  12163.  
  12164. [459] The Hidden Bowling Alley
  12165. Encounter: Life is Like a Cherry of Bowls
  12166. Took choice 788/1: Get stats, on 5th visit, fight ancient protector spirit (1 visit left
  12167. choice.php?whichchoice=788&option=1&pwd
  12168. Encounter: ancient protector spirit
  12169. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12170. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 28 attack power.
  12171. Round 1: ancient protector spirit drops 27 defense.
  12172. Adjusted combat item count: bowling ball (2)
  12173. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12174. Round 2: ancient protector spirit takes 679 damage.
  12175. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12176. You acquire an item: scorched stone sphere
  12177. After Battle: You gain 5 Cheek
  12178. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12179. You gain 11 Meat.
  12180. After Battle: You gain 14 Strongness
  12181. After Battle: You gain 36 Mysteriousness
  12182. After Battle: You gain 20 Chutzpah
  12183. You gain a Moxie point!
  12184.  
  12185. [460] An Overgrown Shrine (Southeast)
  12186. Encounter: Fire When Ready
  12187. Took choice 787/2: Get stone triangle
  12188. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=787&option=2
  12189. You acquire an item: stone triangle
  12190.  
  12191. [460] A Massive Ziggurat
  12192. Encounter: Legend of the Temple in the Hidden City
  12193. Took choice 791/1: fight Protector Spectre
  12194. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=791&option=1
  12195. Encounter: Sylvia Belgrande
  12196. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  12197. Round 1: Sylvia Belgrande drops 35 attack power.
  12198. Round 1: Sylvia Belgrande drops 35 defense.
  12199. Round 1: You lose 126 hit points
  12200. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12201. Round 2: Sylvia Belgrande takes 463 damage.
  12202. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12203. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  12204. You gain 10 Meat.
  12205. You acquire an item: ancient amulet
  12206. You acquire an item: red money bag
  12207. After Battle: You gain 12 Beefiness
  12208. After Battle: You gain 49 Magicalness
  12209. After Battle: You gain 20 Roguishness
  12210.  
  12211. autosell: 1 red money bag
  12212. You gain 3,000 Meat
  12213.  
  12214. [461] Friar Ceremony Location
  12215.  
  12216. Combine 1 ancient amulet + 1 Eye of Ed
  12217. You acquire an item: headpiece of the Staff of Ed
  12218. Crafting used 1 each of ancient amulet and Eye of Ed
  12219.  
  12220. Combine 1 headpiece of the Staff of Ed + 1 Staff of Fats
  12221. You acquire an item: Staff of Ed
  12222. Crafting used 1 each of Staff of Fats and headpiece of the Staff of Ed
  12223.  
  12224. place.php?whichplace=desertbeach&action=db_pyramid1
  12225.  
  12226. use 1 Elizabeth's paintbrush
  12227. You acquire an effect: Boschface (25)
  12228.  
  12229. equip acc3 astral belt
  12230.  
  12231. cast 1 Ceaseless Snarl
  12232. You acquire an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (20)
  12233.  
  12234. equip shirt red shirt
  12235.  
  12236. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  12237.  
  12238. use 1 red letter
  12239. You acquire an effect: Red Lettered (20)
  12240.  
  12241. Visiting Bart Ender
  12242.  
  12243. [461] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
  12244. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats
  12245. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  12246. Round 1: bunch of drunken rats drops 21 attack power.
  12247. Round 1: bunch of drunken rats drops 20 defense.
  12248. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12249. Adjusted combat item count: bowling ball (-1)
  12250. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12251. This combat did not cost a turn
  12252. Unknown last adventure: id = '' name = 'The Typical Tavern Cellar' URL = 'cellar.php' container = 'tavern.php'
  12253.  
  12254. [461] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
  12255. Encounter: bunch of drunken rats
  12256. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  12257. Round 1: bunch of drunken rats drops 21 attack power.
  12258. Round 1: bunch of drunken rats drops 20 defense.
  12259. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12260. This combat did not cost a turn
  12261.  
  12262. [461] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
  12263. Encounter: drunken rat king
  12264. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  12265. Round 1: drunken rat king drops 24 attack power.
  12266. Round 1: drunken rat king drops 23 defense.
  12267. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12268. Round 2: drunken rat king takes 360 damage.
  12269. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12270. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  12271. You gain 138 Meat
  12272. You gain 15 Meat.
  12273. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12274. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12275. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12276. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  12277. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  12278. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  12279. You acquire an item: tangle of rat tails
  12280. After Battle: You gain 8 Fortitude
  12281. After Battle: You gain 38 Enchantedness
  12282. After Battle: You gain 18 Chutzpah
  12283.  
  12284. [462] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
  12285. Encounter: 1984 Had Nothing on This Cellar
  12286. Took choice 514/2: Stink them out
  12287. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=514&option=2
  12288.  
  12289. [462] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
  12290. Encounter: drunken rat king
  12291. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  12292. Round 1: drunken rat king drops 24 attack power.
  12293. Round 1: drunken rat king drops 23 defense.
  12294. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12295. Round 2: drunken rat king takes 360 damage.
  12296. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12297. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  12298. You gain 132 Meat
  12299. You gain 14 Meat.
  12300. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12301. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12302. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12303. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  12304. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  12305. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  12306. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  12307. You acquire an item: tangle of rat tails
  12308. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  12309. After Battle: You gain 28 Mysteriousness
  12310. After Battle: You gain 16 Cheek
  12311.  
  12312. [463] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
  12313. Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
  12314. Took choice 510/1: Search the body
  12315. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=510&option=1
  12316. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  12317. You acquire an item: shiny ring
  12318.  
  12319. [464] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 4, col 1)
  12320. Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
  12321. Took choice 513/2: Freeze the barrel
  12322. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=513&option=2
  12323.  
  12324. [464] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 5, col 1)
  12325. Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
  12326. Took choice 513/2: Freeze the barrel
  12327. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=513&option=2
  12328.  
  12329. [464] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 5, col 2)
  12330. Encounter: Of Course!
  12331. Took choice 509/1: Turn off the faucet
  12332. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=509&option=1
  12333.  
  12334. Visiting Bart Ender
  12335. You acquire Typical Tavern swill (3)
  12336.  
  12337. equip off-hand Kramco Sausage-o-Matic™
  12338.  
  12339. equip shirt denim jacket
  12340.  
  12341. equip acc3 LOV Earrings
  12342.  
  12343. equip pants distressed denim pants
  12344.  
  12345. equip acc1 Iron Beta of Industry
  12346.  
  12347. cast 1 Mist Form
  12348. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  12349. You lose an effect: Ceaseless Snarling (0)
  12350.  
  12351. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  12352. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  12353. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  12354. You lose an effect: Cloak of Shadows (0)
  12355.  
  12356. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  12357. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  12358.  
  12359. [465] The Upper Chamber
  12360. Encounter: tomb bat
  12361. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12362. Round 1: tomb bat drops 33 attack power.
  12363. Round 1: tomb bat drops 31 defense.
  12364. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12365. This combat did not cost a turn
  12366.  
  12367. [465] The Upper Chamber
  12368. Encounter: tomb servant
  12369. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12370. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12371. Round 1: tomb servant drops 32 attack power.
  12372. Round 1: tomb servant drops 30 defense.
  12373. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the green smoke bomb!
  12374. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the T.U.R.D.S. Key!
  12375. This combat did not cost a turn
  12376.  
  12377. [465] The Upper Chamber
  12378. Encounter: Iiti Kitty
  12379. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12380. Round 1: Iiti Kitty drops 32 attack power.
  12381. Round 1: Iiti Kitty drops 30 defense.
  12382. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12383. Round 2: Iiti Kitty takes 620 damage.
  12384. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12385. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  12386. You gain 10 Meat.
  12387. You acquire an item: leathery cat skin
  12388. You acquire an item: Iiti Kitty phone charm
  12389. You acquire an item: ancient Magi-Wipes
  12390. You acquire an item: ancient vinyl coin purse
  12391. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  12392. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  12393. After Battle: You gain 42 Mysteriousness
  12394. After Battle: You gain 17 Sarcasm
  12395.  
  12396. [466] The Upper Chamber
  12397. Encounter: A Wheel -- How Fortunate!
  12398. You acquire an item: crumbling wooden wheel
  12399.  
  12400. [467] The Upper Chamber
  12401. Encounter: Iiti Kitty
  12402. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12403. Round 1: Iiti Kitty drops 32 attack power.
  12404. Round 1: Iiti Kitty drops 29 defense.
  12405. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12406. Round 2: Iiti Kitty takes 620 damage.
  12407. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12408. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12409. You gain 13 Meat.
  12410. You acquire an item: leathery cat skin
  12411. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12412. You acquire an item: ancient Magi-Wipes
  12413. You acquire an item: ancient vinyl coin purse
  12414. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  12415. You acquire an item: Iiti Kitty Gumdrop
  12416. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  12417. After Battle: You gain 33 Magicalness
  12418. After Battle: You gain 23 Roguishness
  12419.  
  12420. [468] The Upper Chamber
  12421. Encounter: Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
  12422. mcd 0
  12423.  
  12424. [469] The Middle Chamber
  12425. Encounter: sausage goblin
  12426. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12427. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12428. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 81 attack power.
  12429. Round 1: sausage goblin drops 81 defense.
  12430. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12431. Round 2: sausage goblin takes 1302 damage.
  12432. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12433. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  12434. You gain 176 Meat
  12435. You gain 10 Meat.
  12436. You acquire an item: magical sausage casing
  12437. After Battle: You gain 29 Fortitude
  12438. After Battle: You gain 84 Wizardliness
  12439. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12440. After Battle: You gain 57 Chutzpah
  12441. This combat did not cost a turn
  12442.  
  12443. [469] The Middle Chamber
  12444. Encounter: tomb asp
  12445. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12446. Round 1: tomb asp drops 32 attack power.
  12447. Round 1: tomb asp drops 28 defense.
  12448. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ASDON MARTIN: SPRING-LOADED FRONT BUMPER!
  12449. This combat did not cost a turn
  12450.  
  12451. [469] The Middle Chamber
  12452. Encounter: tomb servant
  12453. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12454. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12455. Round 1: tomb servant drops 29 attack power.
  12456. Round 1: tomb servant drops 28 defense.
  12457. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12458. Round 2: tomb servant takes 655 damage.
  12459. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12460. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  12461. You gain 140 Meat
  12462. You gain 10 Meat.
  12463. You acquire an item: canopic jar
  12464. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12465. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  12466. You acquire an item: secret mummy herbs and spices
  12467. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  12468. After Battle: You gain 37 Magicalness
  12469. After Battle: You gain 17 Smarm
  12470.  
  12471. [470] The Middle Chamber
  12472. Encounter: tomb servant
  12473. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12474. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  12475. Round 1: tomb servant drops 30 attack power.
  12476. Round 1: tomb servant drops 29 defense.
  12477. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12478. Round 2: tomb servant takes 655 damage.
  12479. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12480. After Battle: You gain 8 hit points
  12481. You gain 128 Meat
  12482. You gain 15 Meat.
  12483. You acquire an item: canopic jar
  12484. You acquire an item: mummy wrapping
  12485. You acquire an item: ancient protein powder
  12486. After Battle: You gain 15 Strengthliness
  12487. After Battle: You gain 35 Wizardliness
  12488. After Battle: You gain 23 Chutzpah
  12489.  
  12490. [471] The Middle Chamber
  12491. Encounter: tomb rat
  12492. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12493. Round 1: tomb rat drops 30 attack power.
  12494. Round 1: tomb rat drops 28 defense.
  12495. Round 1: monsieur bob casts PERCEIVE SOUL!
  12496. Round 2: You lose 18 hit points
  12497. Round 2: monsieur bob uses the tangle of rat tails!
  12498. Round 3: your opponent becomes a tomb rat king!
  12499. Round 3: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12500. Round 4: tomb rat king takes 761 damage.
  12501. Round 4: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12502. After Battle: You gain 35 hit points
  12503. You gain 380 Meat
  12504. You gain 10 Meat.
  12505. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12506. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12507. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12508. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12509. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12510. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12511. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12512. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12513. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12514. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  12515. You gain a Muscle point!
  12516. After Battle: You gain 62 Magicalness
  12517. After Battle: You gain 30 Cheek
  12518. You gain a Moxie point!
  12519.  
  12520. [472] The Middle Chamber
  12521. Encounter: Further Down Dooby-Doo Down Down
  12522.  
  12523. [473] The Middle Chamber
  12524. Encounter: tomb rat
  12525. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12526. Round 1: tomb rat drops 31 attack power.
  12527. Round 1: tomb rat drops 27 defense.
  12528. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the tangle of rat tails!
  12529. Round 2: your opponent becomes a tomb rat king!
  12530. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12531. Round 3: tomb rat king takes 761 damage.
  12532. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12533. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12534. You gain 456 Meat
  12535. You gain 13 Meat.
  12536. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12537. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12538. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12539. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12540. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12541. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12542. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12543. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12544. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12545. After Battle: You gain 32 Strengthliness
  12546. After Battle: You gain 53 Enchantedness
  12547. After Battle: You gain 29 Smarm
  12548.  
  12549. [474] The Middle Chamber
  12550. Encounter: tomb rat
  12551. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12552. Round 1: tomb rat drops 30 attack power.
  12553. Round 1: tomb rat drops 28 defense.
  12554. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12555. Round 2: tomb rat takes 655 damage.
  12556. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12557. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12558. You gain 196 Meat
  12559. You gain 10 Meat.
  12560. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12561. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12562. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12563. After Battle: You gain 15 Muscleboundness
  12564. After Battle: You gain 36 Wizardliness
  12565. After Battle: You gain 23 Sarcasm
  12566. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  12567.  
  12568. [475] The Middle Chamber
  12569. Encounter: tomb rat
  12570. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12571. Round 1: tomb rat drops 30 attack power.
  12572. Round 1: tomb rat drops 29 defense.
  12573. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12574. Round 2: tomb rat takes 655 damage.
  12575. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12576. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12577. You gain 210 Meat
  12578. You gain 10 Meat.
  12579. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12580. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12581. You acquire an item: unidentified jerky
  12582. After Battle: You gain 10 Beefiness
  12583. After Battle: You gain 35 Mysteriousness
  12584. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12585. After Battle: You gain 29 Chutzpah
  12586.  
  12587. [476] The Middle Chamber
  12588. Encounter: tomb rat
  12589. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12590. Round 1: tomb rat drops 30 attack power.
  12591. Round 1: tomb rat drops 28 defense.
  12592. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12593. Round 2: tomb rat takes 658 damage.
  12594. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12595. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12596. You gain 198 Meat
  12597. You gain 13 Meat.
  12598. You acquire an item: tomb ratchet
  12599. You acquire an item: leathery rat skin
  12600. After Battle: You gain 10 Muscleboundness
  12601. After Battle: You gain 32 Mysteriousness
  12602. After Battle: You gain 32 Sarcasm
  12603.  
  12604. [477] The Middle Chamber
  12605. Encounter: Under Control
  12606.  
  12607. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  12608. Took choice 929/1: turn lower chamber, lose wheel
  12609. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=1
  12610. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12611. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12612. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12613. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12614. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  12615. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5
  12616.  
  12617. [478] The Lower Chambers (Token/Empty)
  12618. You acquire an item: ancient bronze token
  12619.  
  12620. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  12621. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12622. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12623. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12624. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12625. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12626. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12627. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12628. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12629. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  12630. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5
  12631.  
  12632. [479] The Lower Chambers (Rubble/Bomb)
  12633. You acquire an item: ancient bomb
  12634.  
  12635. Visiting the Pyramid Control Room
  12636. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12637. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12638. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12639. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12640. Took choice 929/2: turn lower chamber, lose ratchet
  12641. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=2
  12642. Took choice 929/5: enter lower chamber
  12643. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=929&option=5
  12644.  
  12645. [480] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Rubble)
  12646.  
  12647. [481] The Lower Chambers (Empty/Empty/Ed's Chamber)
  12648. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12649. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  12650. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) drops 30 attack power.
  12651. Round 1: Ed the Undying (1) drops 28 defense.
  12652. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12653. Round 2: Ed the Undying (1) takes 704 damage.
  12654. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12655. After Battle: You gain 7 hit points
  12656. You gain 14 Meat.
  12657. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  12658. After Battle: You gain 56 Wizardliness
  12659. After Battle: You gain 30 Smarm
  12660.  
  12661. [482] The Lower Chambers
  12662. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12663. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12664. Round 1: Ed the Undying (2) drops 30 attack power.
  12665. Round 1: Ed the Undying (2) drops 28 defense.
  12666. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12667. Round 2: Ed the Undying (2) takes 649 damage.
  12668. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12669. You gain 10 Meat.
  12670. After Battle: You gain 27 Beefiness
  12671. After Battle: You gain 46 Magicalness
  12672. After Battle: You gain 33 Roguishness
  12673.  
  12674. [483] The Lower Chambers
  12675. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12676. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12677. Round 1: Ed the Undying (3) drops 30 attack power.
  12678. Round 1: Ed the Undying (3) drops 28 defense.
  12679. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12680. Round 2: Ed the Undying (3) takes 652 damage.
  12681. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12682. You gain 12 Meat.
  12683. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  12684. After Battle: You gain 52 Magicalness
  12685. After Battle: You gain 34 Roguishness
  12686. You gain a Moxie point!
  12687.  
  12688. [484] The Lower Chambers
  12689. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12690. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12691. Round 1: Ed the Undying (4) drops 30 attack power.
  12692. Round 1: Ed the Undying (4) drops 28 defense.
  12693. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12694. Round 2: Ed the Undying (4) takes 619 damage.
  12695. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12696. You gain 15 Meat.
  12697. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  12698. After Battle: You gain 59 Magicalness
  12699. After Battle: You gain 28 Sarcasm
  12700.  
  12701. [485] The Lower Chambers
  12702. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12703. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12704. Round 1: Ed the Undying (5) drops 30 attack power.
  12705. Round 1: Ed the Undying (5) drops 28 defense.
  12706. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12707. Round 2: Ed the Undying (5) takes 619 damage.
  12708. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12709. You gain 15 Meat.
  12710. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  12711. After Battle: You gain 54 Enchantedness
  12712. You gain a Mysticality point!
  12713. After Battle: You gain 30 Roguishness
  12714.  
  12715. [486] The Lower Chambers
  12716. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12717. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12718. Round 1: Ed the Undying (6) drops 30 attack power.
  12719. Round 1: Ed the Undying (6) drops 28 defense.
  12720. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12721. Round 2: Ed the Undying (6) takes 510 damage.
  12722. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12723. You gain 12 Meat.
  12724. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  12725. You gain a Muscle point!
  12726. After Battle: You gain 54 Enchantedness
  12727. After Battle: You gain 27 Chutzpah
  12728.  
  12729. [487] The Lower Chambers
  12730. Encounter: Ed the Undying
  12731. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12732. Round 1: Ed the Undying (7) drops 30 attack power.
  12733. Round 1: Ed the Undying (7) drops 28 defense.
  12734. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12735. Round 2: Ed the Undying (7) takes 534 damage.
  12736. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12737. You gain 15 Meat.
  12738. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  12739. After Battle: You gain 50 Enchantedness
  12740. After Battle: You gain 32 Smarm
  12741. You acquire an item: Holy MacGuffin
  12742. You acquire an item: handful of confetti
  12743.  
  12744. equip off-hand deck of lewd playing cards
  12745.  
  12746. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  12747. You acquire an intrinsic: Bats Form
  12748.  
  12749. equip hat cold ninja mask
  12750.  
  12751. equip weapon chopsticks
  12752.  
  12753. equip acc1 ponytail clip
  12754. You acquire an effect: Driving Quickly (30)
  12755.  
  12756. use 1 ant agonist
  12757. You acquire an effect: All Fired Up (10)
  12758.  
  12759. use 1 Angry Farmer candy
  12760. You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush (10)
  12761.  
  12762. Visiting The Horsery
  12763. Took choice 1266/1: Rent This Horse
  12764. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=1
  12765. Chose the normal horse. Nothin' funny about that
  12766.  
  12767. Tower: Contest Booth
  12768. Registering for the Fastest Adventurer Contest
  12769. Registering for the Sleaziest Adventurer Contest
  12770.  
  12771. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  12772.  
  12773. equip back Misty Robe
  12774.  
  12775. equip pants pantogram pants
  12776.  
  12777. equip acc1 Draftsman's driving gloves
  12778.  
  12779. equip acc2 astral belt
  12780.  
  12781. equip acc3 Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase
  12782.  
  12783. use 1 funky dried mushroom
  12784. You acquire an effect: Seeing Colors (10)
  12785.  
  12786. Visiting The Horsery
  12787. Took choice 1266/3: Rent This Horse
  12788. choice.php?whichchoice=1266&option=3
  12789. Chose the crazy horse
  12790.  
  12791. uneffect Sugar Rush
  12792.  
  12793. use 1 giant giant moth dust
  12794. You acquire an effect: Slightly Larger Than Usual (50)
  12795.  
  12796. Tower: Contest Booth
  12797. Registering for the Strongest Adventurer Contest
  12798.  
  12799. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  12800.  
  12801. equip back vampyric cloake
  12802.  
  12803. equip acc2 LOV Earrings
  12804.  
  12805. equip acc1 head mirror
  12806.  
  12807. equip acc1 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  12808.  
  12809. [488] Fastest Adventurer Contest
  12810. Encounter: The Tasmanian Dervish
  12811. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12812. Round 1: Tasmanian Dervish drops 48 attack power.
  12813. Round 1: Tasmanian Dervish drops 26 defense.
  12814. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12815. Round 2: Tasmanian Dervish takes 841 damage.
  12816. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12817. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  12818. After Battle: You gain 56 Wizardliness
  12819. After Battle: You gain 28 Cheek
  12820.  
  12821. cast 1 Flock of Bats Form
  12822. You lose an intrinsic: Bats Form
  12823.  
  12824. [489] Strongest Adventurer Contest
  12825. Encounter: Mr. Loathing
  12826. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12827. Round 1: Mr. Loathing drops 48 attack power.
  12828. Round 1: Mr. Loathing drops 26 defense.
  12829. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12830. Round 2: Mr. Loathing takes 869 damage.
  12831. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12832. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  12833. You acquire an item: muscle oil
  12834. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  12835. After Battle: You gain 54 Magicalness
  12836. After Battle: You gain 25 Cheek
  12837. You acquire an item: Gathered Meat-Clip
  12838.  
  12839. [490] Sleaziest Adventurer Contest
  12840. Encounter: Leonard
  12841. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12842. Round 1: Leonard drops 33 attack power.
  12843. Round 1: Leonard drops 48 defense.
  12844. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  12845. Round 2: Leonard takes 869 damage.
  12846. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12847. After Battle: You gain 41 hit points
  12848. You acquire an item: Leonard's glasses
  12849. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  12850. After Battle: You gain 38 Wizardliness
  12851. After Battle: You gain 20 Cheek
  12852.  
  12853. Tower: Contest Booth
  12854. Claiming your prize
  12855. You acquire an item: World's Best Adventurer sash
  12856.  
  12857. Tower: Closing Ceremony
  12858. Encounter: Closing Ceremony
  12859. Encounter: Meet Frank
  12860. Encounter: Meet Frank
  12861.  
  12862. cast 1 Mist Form
  12863. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  12864. unequip container
  12865.  
  12866. [491] The Hedge Maze (Room 1)
  12867. Encounter: 'Allo
  12868.  
  12869. [492] The Hedge Maze (Room 4)
  12870. Encounter: Pooling Your Resources
  12871. You lose 75 hit points
  12872.  
  12873. [493] The Hedge Maze (Room 7)
  12874. Encounter: Of Mouseholes and Manholes
  12875. You lose 66 hit points
  12876.  
  12877. [494] The Hedge Maze (Room 9)
  12878. Encounter: Mazel Tov!
  12879. You lose 23 hit points
  12880.  
  12881. [495] Tower Door
  12882. Tower Door: digital lock
  12883. Tower Door: skeleton lock
  12884. Tower Door: star lock
  12885. Tower Door: Sneaky Pete's lock
  12886. Tower Door: Jarlsberg's lock
  12887. Tower Door: Boris's lock
  12888. Tower Door: doorknob
  12889.  
  12890. cast 1 Mist Form
  12891. You lose an intrinsic: Mist Form
  12892. Took choice 1099/1: A barrel
  12893. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=22
  12894. You acquire an item: Cloaca-Cola
  12895. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  12896. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=12
  12897. You acquire an item: Dyspepsi-Cola
  12898. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  12899. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=11
  12900. You acquire an item: shot of tomato schnapps
  12901. Took choice 1099/1: unknown
  12902. choice.php?whichchoice=1099&pwd&option=1&slot=10
  12903. Encounter: tiny barrel mimic
  12904. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12905. Round 1: tiny barrel mimic drops 6 attack power.
  12906. Round 1: tiny barrel mimic drops 5 defense.
  12907. Round 1: monsieur bob casts ENSORCEL!
  12908. This combat did not cost a turn
  12909.  
  12910. equip off-hand smirking shrunken head
  12911.  
  12912. equip acc2 hippy protest button
  12913.  
  12914. equip back vampyric cloake
  12915.  
  12916. equip hat reinforced beaded headband
  12917.  
  12918. equip acc2 bejeweled pledge pin
  12919.  
  12920. equip acc3 hippy protest button
  12921. Encounter: Torpor
  12922. Took choice 1342/2: (secret choice)
  12923. choice.php?sk[]=14&sk[]=16&sk[]=17&sk[]=21&sk[]=22&sk[]=24&sk[]=25&sk[]=26&sk[]=28&sk[]=32&sk[]=35&sk[]=36&sk[]=38&pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=2
  12924. Encounter: Torpor
  12925. You have forgotten Savage Bite
  12926. You have forgotten Crush
  12927. You have forgotten Baleful Howl
  12928. You have forgotten Ceaseless Snarl
  12929. You have forgotten Preternatural Strength
  12930. You have learned Blood Chains
  12931. You have forgotten Blood Cloak
  12932. You have forgotten Macabre Cunning
  12933. You have forgotten Piercing Gaze
  12934. You have forgotten Perceive Soul
  12935. You have forgotten Spectral Awareness
  12936. You have forgotten Flock of Bats Form
  12937. You have forgotten Sharp Eyes
  12938. Took choice 1342/1: (secret choice)
  12939. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=1
  12940.  
  12941. [496] Tower Level 1
  12942. Encounter: wall of skin
  12943. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  12944. Round 1: wall of skin drops 33 attack power.
  12945. Round 1: wall of skin drops 33 defense.
  12946. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  12947. Round 2: wall of skin takes 6 damage.
  12948. Round 2: wall of skin takes 5 damage.
  12949. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12950. Round 2: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12951. Round 2: You lose 35 hit points
  12952. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  12953. Round 3: wall of skin takes 6 damage.
  12954. Round 3: wall of skin takes 5 damage.
  12955. Round 3: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12956. Round 3: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12957. Round 3: You lose 205 hit points
  12958. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  12959. Round 4: wall of skin takes 6 damage.
  12960. Round 4: wall of skin takes 5 damage.
  12961. Round 4: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12962. Round 4: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12963. Round 4: You lose 375 hit points
  12964. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  12965. Round 5: wall of skin takes 6 damage.
  12966. Round 5: wall of skin takes 5 damage.
  12967. Round 5: wall of skin takes 1 damage.
  12968. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  12969. After Battle: You gain 68 hit points
  12970. After Battle: You gain 14 Beefiness
  12971. After Battle: You gain 38 Magicalness
  12972. After Battle: You gain 16 Chutzpah
  12973. You gain a Moxie point!
  12974.  
  12975. equip hat beer helmet
  12976.  
  12977. equip back Misty Robe
  12978.  
  12979. equip pants flowing hippy skirt
  12980.  
  12981. equip acc1 whalebone corset
  12982.  
  12983. equip acc2 World's Best Adventurer sash
  12984. You lose an effect: Driving Quickly (0)
  12985. You acquire an effect: Driving Intimidatingly (30)
  12986.  
  12987. equip weapon Maxwell's Silver Hammer
  12988.  
  12989. equip acc3 Lil' Doctor™ bag
  12990.  
  12991. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  12992. Took choice 1275/1: Grab a deceased crimbo tree
  12993. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=1&pwd
  12994. You acquire an item: deceased crimbo tree
  12995.  
  12996. equip off-hand deceased crimbo tree
  12997.  
  12998. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  12999.  
  13000. cast 1 Wolf Form
  13001. You acquire an intrinsic: Wolf Form
  13002. You lose an effect: Driving Intimidatingly (0)
  13003. You acquire an effect: Driving Observantly (30)
  13004.  
  13005. equip pants pantogram pants
  13006.  
  13007. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  13008. Took choice 1275/4: Grab some used tape
  13009. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=4&pwd
  13010. You acquire an item: wad of used tape
  13011.  
  13012. equip hat wad of used tape
  13013.  
  13014. equip acc1 LOV Earrings
  13015.  
  13016. [497] Tower Level 2
  13017. Encounter: wall of meat
  13018. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  13019. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  13020. Round 2: wall of meat takes 201 damage.
  13021. Round 2: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  13022. Round 2: You lose 76 hit points
  13023. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  13024. Round 3: wall of meat takes 203 damage.
  13025. Round 3: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  13026. Round 3: You lose 62 hit points
  13027. This combat did not cost a turn
  13028. Encounter: Torpor
  13029. Took choice 1342/2: (secret choice)
  13030. choice.php?sk[]=10&sk[]=14&sk[]=16&sk[]=17&sk[]=21&sk[]=22&sk[]=24&sk[]=25&sk[]=26&sk[]=28&sk[]=32&sk[]=35&sk[]=36&sk[]=38&pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=2
  13031. Encounter: Torpor
  13032. You have learned Savage Bite
  13033. Took choice 1342/1: (secret choice)
  13034. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1342&option=1
  13035.  
  13036. equip weapon Fourth of May Cosplay Saber
  13037.  
  13038. equip off-hand latte lovers member's mug
  13039.  
  13040. cast 1 Wolf Form
  13041. You acquire an intrinsic: Wolf Form
  13042.  
  13043. [498] Tower Level 2
  13044. Encounter: wall of meat
  13045. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  13046. Round 1: monsieur bob casts SING ALONG!
  13047. Round 2: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  13048. Round 2: You lose 79 hit points
  13049. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  13050. Round 3: wall of meat takes 267 damage.
  13051. Round 3: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  13052. Round 3: You lose 65 hit points
  13053. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  13054. Round 4: wall of meat takes 268 damage.
  13055. Round 4: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  13056. Round 4: You lose 79 hit points
  13057. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  13058. Round 5: wall of meat takes 269 damage.
  13059. Round 5: wall of meat takes 10 damage.
  13060. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  13061. You gain 1335 Meat
  13062. You acquire an effect: BOOsted (5)
  13063. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  13064. After Battle: You gain 29 Magicalness
  13065. You gain a Mysticality point!
  13066. After Battle: You gain 22 Sarcasm
  13067.  
  13068. use 1 January's Garbage Tote
  13069. Took choice 1275/1: Grab a deceased crimbo tree
  13070. choice.php?whichchoice=1275&option=1&pwd
  13071. You acquire an item: deceased crimbo tree
  13072.  
  13073. equip off-hand deceased crimbo tree
  13074.  
  13075. equip hat FantasyRealm Mage's Hat
  13076.  
  13077. equip back vampyric cloake
  13078.  
  13079. [499] Tower Level 3
  13080. Encounter: wall of bones
  13081. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  13082. Round 1: monsieur bob uses the electric boning knife!
  13083. Round 2: wall of bones takes 13 damage.
  13084. Round 2: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  13085. After Battle: You gain 59 Strengthliness
  13086. After Battle: You gain 152 Magicalness
  13087. After Battle: You gain 84 Cheek
  13088.  
  13089. [500] Tower Level 4
  13090. Encounter: The Mirror in the Tower has the View that is True
  13091. You acquire an intrinsic: Confidence!
  13092.  
  13093. [501] Tower Level 5
  13094. Encounter: Your Lack of Reflection
  13095. Round 0: monsieur bob wins initiative!
  13096. Round 1: monsieur bob attacks!
  13097. Round 2: Your Lack of Reflection takes 751 damage.
  13098. Round 2: Your Lack of Reflection takes 13 damage.
  13099. Round 2: You lose 60 hit points
  13100. Round 2: monsieur bob attacks!
  13101. Round 3: Your Lack of Reflection takes 742 damage.
  13102. Round 3: Your Lack of Reflection takes 11 damage.
  13103. Round 3: You lose 60 hit points
  13104. Round 3: monsieur bob attacks!
  13105. Round 4: Your Lack of Reflection takes 784 damage.
  13106. Round 4: Your Lack of Reflection takes 14 damage.
  13107. Round 4: You lose 60 hit points
  13108. Round 4: monsieur bob attacks!
  13109. Round 5: Your Lack of Reflection takes 749 damage.
  13110. Round 5: Your Lack of Reflection takes 11 damage.
  13111. Round 5: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  13112. After Battle: You gain 3 Fortitude
  13113. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  13114. After Battle: You gain 12 Sarcasm
  13115.  
  13116. cast 1 Mist Form
  13117. You acquire an intrinsic: Mist Form
  13118. You lose an intrinsic: Wolf Form
  13119.  
  13120. [502] The Naughty Sorceress' Chamber
  13121. Encounter: boB rueisnoM
  13122. Round 0: monsieur bob loses initiative!
  13123. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  13124. Round 1: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  13125. Round 2: boB rueisnoM takes 848 damage.
  13126. Round 2: boB rueisnoM takes 10 damage.
  13127. Round 2: You lose 1 hit point
  13128. Round 2: monsieur bob casts CHILL OF THE TOMB!
  13129. Round 3: boB rueisnoM takes 848 damage.
  13130. Round 3: boB rueisnoM takes 11 damage.
  13131. Round 3: monsieur bob wins the fight!
  13132. After Battle: You gain 59 hit points
  13133. You acquire an item: Instant Karma
  13134. You acquire an item: Booke of Vampyric Knowledge
  13135. You acquire an item: Thwaitgold mosquito statuette
  13136. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  13137. You gain a Muscle point!
  13138. After Battle: You gain 53 Mysteriousness
  13139. After Battle: You gain 25 Roguishness
  13140.  
  13141. [503] Freeing King Ralph
  13142. You acquire an item: Instant Karma
  13143. Encounter: Thank You, Come Again
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