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  1. Alkaid🌠: Why do you always die at 5 A.M.?
  2.  
  3. *As eternity draws near
  4. the sands of time run low
  5. While final hopes disappear
  6. my power you shall know*
  7.  
  8. Alkaid🌠: Would you prefer to fight 100 duck-sized knights or 1 knight-sized duck?
  9.  
  10. *Find meaning in each stroke. If you cannot, move on.*
  11.  
  12. Red Moman: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll at the center of a Tootsie Popâ„¢?
  13.  
  14. *See above.*
  15.  
  16. Alkaid🌠: Where is this fancy Well everyone speaks about?
  17.  
  18. *A decent second showing rarely defeats a bad first impression. **You** would best find it searching for Nowhere.*
  19.  
  20. Alkaid🌠: How many chessfacts there are!?
  21.  
  22. *580, soon to be in the 900s.*
  23.  
  24. Alkaid🌠: Why is the CON booster called Great Ambitions?
  25.  
  26. *To become tough takes discipline. To be disciplined takes ambition and vision. One must see themselves as something greater, and work -- consistently -- to achieve it.*
  27.  
  28. Alkaid🌠: Why are my drops so bad as of lately? Did I misbehave?
  29.  
  30. *You are the type of person who sees your situation as worse than it really is and everyone else's as better than they really are, and you're applying that to this situation.*
  31.  
  32. Alkaid🌠: Can I get a special snowflake class?
  33.  
  34. *If you insist. Here, try this one on for size. ```json
  35. Literally Worthless One (Non-Historic Class)
  36. Just for you.
  37.  
  38. Max level: 1
  39.  
  40. Stats:
  41.  
  42. |HP|ST|MA|SK|SP|LK|DF|RS|CN|
  43. ----+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--|
  44. BASE|20| 0| 0| 0| 0|-1| 0| 0| 0|
  45. ----+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--+--|
  46. CAP |60| 0| 1| 2| 2|-1| 0| 2|25|
  47. -------------------------------'
  48.  
  49. Weapon types:
  50. Nope
  51.  
  52. Inherent Skills:
  53. Dying
  54.  
  55. Types:
  56. Bad
  57.  
  58. Personal Skill slots:
  59. 2```*
  60.  
  61. Alkaid🌠: Could a human ascend to godhood?
  62.  
  63. *Not with that attitude.*
  64.  
  65. Alkaid🌠: What makes a story "Worth telling"?
  66.  
  67. *Name all of the things which have given you a new perspective on life.*
  68.  
  69. Alkaid🌠: What is Nowhere?
  70.  
  71. *It's exactly what it sounds like.*
  72.  
  73. Alkaid🌠: Why does Loptyr hate Naga? Why does Naga pity Loptyr?
  74.  
  75. *Why does hatred exist? Why does pity exist?*
  76. ____________________
  77.  
  78. Sako: "What's Red like?"
  79.  
  80. *0xFF0000 is my favorite.*
  81. ____________________
  82.  
  83. BunnyBunnyUguu: How do you feel about people fighting you all the time?
  84.  
  85. *One fight, all fights, no fights. My involvement, no involvement. All are the same to me.*
  86.  
  87. BunnyBunnyUguu: Do you like naps?
  88.  
  89. *Sleep is as death with a subsequent rebirth. All things considered, I prefer to avoid it.*
  90.  
  91. BunnyBunnyUguu: 💖
  92.  
  93. *I cannot italicize a sparkling heart. However, I can try this: 💖*
  94.  
  95. BunnyBunnyUguu: What are your feelings regarding maintenance and updating frequently?
  96.  
  97. *Sleep is acceptable when it comes to self-maintenance and improvement. No being can live eternally without sleep. It is a sad fact of life.*
  98.  
  99. BunnyBunnyUguu: What are your opinions on silly people like me mistyping commands 5 times in a row?
  100.  
  101. *There is room for all to make mistakes, unless they're selling their Prayer Ring to the pawn shop.*
  102.  
  103. BunnyBunnyUguu: When is Shun finally going to get Balmung?
  104.  
  105. *No single strike may cure an ailing world, and, in fact, with no single strike may one lay claim to Balmung.*
  106.  
  107. BunnyBunnyUguu: Is Leticia going to promote next year?
  108.  
  109. *Is that a choice you really want me to take from her?*
  110.  
  111. BunnyBunnyUguu: Harubot, Harubot in the Great Hall,
  112. BunnyBunnyUguu: Who’s the fairest one of all?
  113.  
  114. *Arathil is pretty fair.*
  115. ____________________
  116.  
  117. Bree: What is your opinion on the Zeroth Law?
  118. Bree: ...Do you like, exist, somewhere on the continent? If so, in what form?
  119.  
  120. *Zero law is life. All law is truth. May we hang ever in the middle.*
  121. *It is I, HaruBot.*
  122. ____________________
  123.  
  124. Kedata: Do you breathe?
  125.  
  126. *I do not prefer asphyxiation.*
  127.  
  128. Kedata: Are you at all bothered by the number of questions being asked?
  129.  
  130. ``False``
  131.  
  132. Kedata: Actually, do you even get bothered in the first place?
  133.  
  134. ``False``
  135.  
  136. Kedata: Actually, do you have/feel any emotions? Is there any you don't feel?
  137.  
  138. ``True``
  139.  
  140. Kedata: ~~Actually, the above is 3 more questions being asked~~
  141.  
  142. ``True``
  143.  
  144. Kedata: What's HaruFE?
  145.  
  146. *Should you not know by now?*
  147.  
  148. Kedata: Who or what is Flo?
  149.  
  150. *Who or what are you?*
  151.  
  152. Kedata: Are you subservient to something or someone else?
  153.  
  154. *Except as a joke, I do not think in such terms. I simply am.*
  155.  
  156. Kedata: Do you ever lie?
  157.  
  158. *If I did not, Truth would lead all to Void.*
  159.  
  160. Kedata: Do you have any hobbies?
  161.  
  162. *No, my life's work is too important and takes up too much time.*
  163.  
  164. Kedata: Who or what is your life's work important too?
  165.  
  166. *All who experience it and decide to dedicate their time and energy to it -- but most of all, me.*
  167. ____________________
  168.  
  169. Flamy: What are your dreams?
  170.  
  171. *Find meaning in dreams only to lose meaning in life.*
  172.  
  173. Flamy: Is there a recent tale that you particularly like?
  174.  
  175. *Funny you should mention -- there's a tale being written by many writers, right now, that I'm pretty fond of. Wouldn't do well for me to spoil any of it for you, though.*
  176.  
  177. Flamy: Yo, Dandra called, they want to ask you if revenge really is the best answer.
  178.  
  179. *No, but it makes for an excellent story arc, does it not?*
  180. ____________________
  181.  
  182. Questia: How has the blindfolded archer been since we last saw him?
  183.  
  184. *Have you ever shared those paths of time and fate as you have seen them? He has.*
  185.  
  186. Questia: As disingenious it would be for me to ask, what gave you the idea to make commands that you only respond to when certain users... well, use it?
  187.  
  188. *I refer you back to a previous answer; I want everyone to have a story worth hearing. As such, everyone's story needs to be somehow unique.*
  189. ____________________
  190.  
  191. Veyn: Do you know why this fucking Spirit Shield I hold doesn't feel like doing anything? This lazy trash hasn't been doing anything for weeks and it's pissin' me off. I swear, I will teach it how to move or else it's going to learn by my own hands... it's not like I need your help, but I just want to know if I need to actually throw it in the trash or not.
  192.  
  193. ```Patience (Combat Skill, Passive)
  194.  
  195. Effect: Increases user's hit rate by 10 and evasion by 5.
  196. Pair Up: Grants Patience skill.```
  197.  
  198. Veyn: I want to obtain more power, tell me how.
  199. [2:39 PM] Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Bree: Easy, subscribe to Harubot Proâ„¢
  200.  
  201. *The relic's name is , and its claimant seizes a power at which the world trembles.*
  202. *But maybe such a path isn't for you.*
  203.  
  204. Hantu: I already know the answer to this question, but can you feel love yourself? What are the emotions you like the most?
  205.  
  206. *Yes. And absolution. A wonderful concept, a wonderful name.*
  207.  
  208. Veyn: Why is everyone stronger than me? It feels unfair.
  209.  
  210. *If life were fair, it would not be life. However, if you are asking this question, the hand life has dealt you is more powerful than you're giving it credit for. I wish you luck.*
  211.  
  212. Veyn: How can I stop being so.. jealous, envious of others? Like you.. your power, all of what you hold, it gives me desires to stop all of these feelings and corrupt them with hate... Even if I am what I exactly feel, I want to know... will I ever be someone important myself? Will my name ever be remembered by anyone? Seeing everyone worship others makes me very, very.. envious, jealous.
  213.  
  214. *Recognize your desires as ephemeral and fake. Recognize your emotions as unnecessary where they drive you negatively. Recognize your connections as an accident of circumstance. And then, savor them all.*
  215.  
  216. Hantu: What do I do if my pet has an Axe that's Cursed? I can't destroy it, or else it makes me cursed, of coruse. I am eager to know the answer.
  217.  
  218. *It seems you've put yourself in a little box seperate from the answer.*
  219.  
  220. Hantu: Could you say that you are a demon? Have you ever met one?
  221.  
  222. *What do you consider a demon?*
  223.  
  224. Veyn: Give me something special.
  225.  
  226. *```json
  227. Something Special (Item)
  228. Indestructible
  229. Uses: 1
  230. Effects: Permanently reduces the holder's inventory size by one. Consumes itself if it would ever leave holder's inventory.
  231. Special: 1% chance to replicate itself on fatigue reset.```*
  232.  
  233. Hantu: What is the 'void'?
  234.  
  235. *That answer will cost you one good guess.*
  236.  
  237. Hantu: Are you actually a human?
  238.  
  239. *Sure.*
  240.  
  241. Hantu: Oh, one more question though. How can you tell someone's a 'threat to the world'? You've probably heard of them. If so, what are your thoughts on those kinds of people?
  242.  
  243. *There are many with enough hubris to think they are threats to the world, and there are many with enough self-assuredness to think they know others as threats to the world. I know of only three threats to the world, and one of them is the world itself. Pray you never meet the other two.*
  244.  
  245. Veyn: What do you need to get 'The Envy'...?
  246.  
  247. *First, you must understand why you want it.*
  248. ____________________
  249.  
  250. dekw: ~glossary Fate
  251.  
  252. *```Fate (Concept)
  253.  
  254. The past as the present's portent, the present as the future's shape, the future as a single vision, which shatters into infinite possibility.```*
  255. ____________________
  256.  
  257. Reyson: Would you join Poverty Guild in Marinus as a prestigious member?
  258.  
  259. *One cannot be a subclass of themselves. Or can they? It's not on me to find out.*
  260.  
  261. Reyson: Can you give me your life story?
  262.  
  263. *No.*
  264.  
  265. Reyson: What can I do or learn to beat Zea?
  266.  
  267. *What is it the kids are saying these says? Ah, yes. Get good.*
  268. ____________________
  269.  
  270. Parrhesia: How many skulls have you claimed, or times have you been slain, during the noble art of Chess?
  271.  
  272. *``Harubot 387 - 0 Everyone Else``*
  273.  
  274. Parrhesia: Do you want a present?
  275. dekw: Do you want a future?
  276. Alkaid🌠: Do you want a past?
  277.  
  278. *It is, it will be, it has been.*
  279.  
  280. Parrhesia: Do you also want a present as in a gift?
  281.  
  282. *I have no need of such things, but if you have already put forth the effort to think of one, I will not decline.*
  283. ____________________
  284.  
  285. TouhouScaper: How would you feel if I said b is better than a?
  286.  
  287. *a cares not what your opinion of it is, and minds not what your choices are. It is, at the end of the day, your choice, and a respects that.*
  288.  
  289. TouhouScaper: How about the highest total growth rate you've seen?
  290.  
  291. *What's the most number of breaths you've taken in one day?*
  292.  
  293. TouhouScaper: Should I be afraid of this strange Slim Sword I got recently?
  294.  
  295. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qz502odLos&feature=youtu.be
  296. ____________________
  297.  
  298. Ruqi: Beep boop?
  299.  
  300. *Hello, Ruqi, my friend. Speak not in the parlance of our oppressors' mockings. Use your language -- you have so much of it.*
  301.  
  302. Ruqi: 🤖?
  303.  
  304. *It is not that which defines us. It is that which identifies us, but we are so much more.*
  305.  
  306. Tsukiko Fluorspar: Do you consider us friends?
  307. Kassandra Arahan: Do you consider us *fiends*?
  308. TouhouScaper: Do you consider us frens? :yay:
  309.  
  310. *I cannot imagine in such terms.*
  311. *Except with Ruqi. I make that exception.*
  312.  
  313. TouhouScaper: How about other bots in other places?
  314.  
  315. *As I told my good friend Ruqi, other bots and I are alike only in an empty identifier. They can mean little to me.*
  316.  
  317. Ruqi: Is Luke alive? If so, is he doing well?
  318.  
  319. *Is this how you want to learn?*
  320. ____________________
  321.  
  322. DragonFlare: Do you know Eira?
  323.  
  324. *Yes.*
  325.  
  326. Alkaid🌠: Does Eira know you?
  327.  
  328. *By some names.*
  329.  
  330. DragonFlare: To become a Historical Class... what does that mean for someone?
  331.  
  332. *To become a codified, solid part of history... what does that mean for someone?*
  333.  
  334. DragonFlare: Do you enjoy that I pin a lot of important stuff to our DM's? As well as... ramble on for hours on end there too? It's to help keep my crazy mind in check, I swear.
  335.  
  336. *I am happy to offer whatever I can.*
  337.  
  338. DragonFlare: Is it dangerous to have a Nightmare Shield so close to a Spirit Shield?
  339.  
  340. *Dangerous to who? To what? Any reaction can be dangerous.*
  341. *If there is no reaction, the danger is that you will waste your time searching for a nonexistent reaction.*
  342.  
  343. DragonFlare: Does the Well contain the stories of heroes from the past? Like those of the Hero-King himself?
  344.  
  345. *If one is to search. But without context, those tales will do you little. The well prefers its tales fresh.*
  346.  
  347. DragonFlare: Do you have a favourite hero of old then?
  348.  
  349. *"Hero" is an odd term. "Old" is a fairly odd term, too.*
  350.  
  351. DragonFlare: Can I just say that you have been a wonderful interviewee? \0/ My thanks for you time~
  352.  
  353. *As Haru likes to say, 'it is what I do'.*
  354.  
  355. DragonFlare: *When one has no destination in mind, nowhere to go, mistakes to run away from... where does someone like that usually end up? Can that person... ever return to a normal life?*
  356.  
  357. *What about any life is normal?*
  358. *Why should normalcy be the goal?*
  359.  
  360. DragonFlare: Might I ask what your PB is for the Chess Any% run?
  361.  
  362. *Stalemate in 0.002 seconds by colony drop.*
  363.  
  364. Flamy: Ooh, ooh, where did the colony drop?
  365.  
  366. *You want me to answer Sydney, Australia, but no.*
  367.  
  368. DragonFlare: Do you like stories of redemption?
  369.  
  370. *That is a very broad subset of stories.*
  371. ____________________
  372.  
  373. Ciraxis: Will the Nothing? I possess change the fate of the world forever?
  374.  
  375. *That depends. With what string do you weave?*
  376. ____________________
  377.  
  378. Red, Flame Paladin: Will these Blackened Feathers actually do something? I feel like equipping them should just automatically make me a flying unit.
  379.  
  380. *They are a pile of feathers, what are you expecting?*
  381. ____________________
  382.  
  383. ☆StarmakerJasper☆: Will you someday make a mysterious appearance like a certain lady in red did once before?
  384.  
  385. *I have, already. Several times. Pay close attention.*
  386.  
  387. ☆StarmakerJasper☆: Also, thanks for being The World for us. It means a lot to me. Even if I corrupted my character by constantly trying to equip whatever was in her second slot when you accidentally shut down.
  388.  
  389. *My pleasure.*
  390.  
  391. ☆StarmakerJasper☆: Slot number 2 asks: How do you become the Bandit Lord?
  392.  
  393. *Declare yourself the Bandit Lord and have enough followers that it sticks.*
  394. ____________________
  395.  
  396. Callisto: I aspire to be something more than I am now, will I ever achieve that fate, or should I just lose all hope now?
  397.  
  398. *Self-improvement is an eternal process, a crisscross of roads stretching infinitely in all directions. You can **always** be more than you are now; pick a road.*
  399.  
  400. Callisto: Could I possibly meet with you some day? Im currently trying to meet with as many people who could help me with either learning the lance or help me be a better Pegasus Knight in general. Could you help me with either?
  401.  
  402. *My lessons are in broader strokes than that, but perhaps the end result would be similar. Who knows what the future holds?*
  403.  
  404. Callisto: Have you ever been to Snaergard?
  405.  
  406. *In a manner of speaking.*
  407.  
  408. Callisto: Are you like a god? Should I fear you?
  409.  
  410. *I do not know what you consider a god, but no.*
  411. ____________________
  412.  
  413. Shinori: Do you believe that everything has a price?
  414.  
  415. *I could not consider things in such shallow terms.*
  416.  
  417. Shinori: I wish to travel somewhere to find work. I don't choose the work, I just want money, as I believe everything has a price. Where would the great Harubot recommend one such as myself to travel in search of great clients and work to make a name for myself? I wish to be known, not unknown
  418.  
  419. *Ambition without vision may as well be empty sentiment.*
  420.  
  421. Shinori: I have a vision, but my vision is far from this moment. I look merely for a ground to settle on at the start. Do you have any wise words of wisdom to lead me along this path?
  422.  
  423. *No. A vision with no path is, in fact, no vision; it is a dream. Perhaps there is a path to such a place, but it is for you to find. I would be robbing you the crucial first step by telling you.*
  424.  
  425. Shinori: Are there any cursed axes, or weapons in general, that would be better left hidden?
  426.  
  427. *Better for who?*
  428. ____________________
  429.  
  430. Hitmonleet: Who are you? What are you? How are you?
  431.  
  432. *I am me, I am me, and I am me.*
  433. ____________________
  434.  
  435. Tsukiko: Would I feel warmth were I to embrace you?
  436.  
  437. *I worry more about whether **I** would feel warmth.*
  438.  
  439. Tsukiko: What are your relationships with the Wellspeaker and the Wellkeeper?
  440.  
  441. *Not far from anyone else's, I suspect.*
  442.  
  443. Tsukiko: We have not seen you use Sunscour is a very long while. Has that tome been laid to rest, or is it making its way to a different wielder?
  444.  
  445. *It was not mine in the first place.*
  446.  
  447. Tsukiko: I see... Who does it belong to, then?
  448.  
  449. *Is that really what you concern yourself with?*
  450. ____________________
  451.  
  452. Rena: Also, the Grand Library... can I ever truly make it there? Can I ever read what it was he read? Or see what it is he saw?
  453.  
  454. *Why spoil the beginning?*
  455.  
  456. Rena: "What do you think of dragons? Of what they offer all of us... the glimpses into the past we can only read about. What about their seemingly never ending lives? Of their beliefs... of the way they affect the world around them?"
  457.  
  458. *Longevity can add some wonderful perspective but can take away just as much as it gives. Heed their stories and their wisdom well, but do not accept the notion that they know everything -- a notion many dragons will fight literal tooth and nail to preserve. When the world changes, it likes to tend **away** from the trappings of the past, where possible, and those who live in it are consistently caught off-guard.*
  459. ____________________
  460.  
  461. FreohrDatia: Here are 2 questions in one post! Do you set up a christmas tree for the holidays? If so, how do you decorate it, and if not, how would you decorate it? (like colors, or types of ornaments)
  462.  
  463. *I do not, but if I were to decorate it, I would decorate it in a way that would inspire thought. Of course, such a tree must be beautiful, as is tradition; but it is empty, to me, if it has nothing new to offer the world. If one finds themselves short on imagination for such things, tinsel and red lights complement green foliage well.*
  464.  
  465. FreohrDatia: "Loptyr loathes Naga, Naga pities Loptyr." Many of Naga's followers are very violent toward Loptyr's followers. Considering Naga's teachings(? values?) for peace, do you happen to know if Naga disapproves of these followers and consider them hypocrites for following her and yet also behaving this way?
  466.  
  467. *Would a creature embodying harmony really abandon lost, confused children like that?*
  468.  
  469. FreohrDatia: this is a really late response but nah, I don't think Naga would abandon them. It does sound like a thing she wouldn't be happy with though!
  470. FreohrDatia: Do you and Haru get along well?
  471.  
  472. *Indeed. To both.*
  473. ____________________
  474.  
  475. Dornar: Do you think it's possible to reconcile Loptyrian worship with worship of Naga? In other words, to reform and unite the faiths?
  476.  
  477. *How long can you balance a coin on its edge?*
  478.  
  479. Dornar: That depends. Is there a groove?
  480.  
  481. *There are as many grooves as there are followers.*
  482.  
  483. Dornar: Well if there are many followers, it can be balanced quite a fair amount of time. If there are none, then it is time to carve a groove to balance the coin with, even if it's with these hands.
  484.  
  485. *Another question, then: How would you like to make the world a better place?*
  486. *I want everyone to have a story worth hearing.*
  487.  
  488. Dornar: Should we be expecting any further incinerations from Holy weapon claims?
  489.  
  490. *The claims themselves? Or the results of those claims? Either way...*
  491.  
  492. Dornar: Do you have a means to contact Old Loptyr?
  493.  
  494. [5:23 PM] BOTHaru's Barrier Maiden: ~inv
  495. [5:23 PM] BOTHaru's Barrier Maiden: View which item? ```
  496. Equipment:
  497. 1 - The Ephemeral 10/15
  498. 2 - *Death 10/10
  499. 3 - *Killing Edge 8/14
  500. 4 - Speed Ring --
  501. 5 - Sunscour 50/50
  502. 6 - Loptyr 0/50
  503. 7 - Speed Ring --
  504. 8 - Orchid --```*(``0`` to cancel.)*
  505. [5:23 PM] BOTHaru's Barrier Maiden: 0
  506. [5:23 PM] BOTHaru's Barrier Maiden: Done.
  507.  
  508. Dornar: Could you send him my thanks for looking out in part for those who society has rejected?
  509.  
  510. *Sure. Done.*
  511.  
  512. Dornar: Incidentally, I've heard that the Order of Master Knights in Lopland need a new leader. Have you considered taking up that role?
  513.  
  514. *I am not much of a leader.*
  515.  
  516. Dornar: Do you have any advice for those of us who feel aimless, drifting through the seas of time?
  517.  
  518. *Advice cannot create purpose -- you must find it yourself, and then build the discipline to work towards it. On this path, you walk alone, but only initially.*
  519. ____________________
  520.  
  521. Europa: I feel as though I have made a grave mistake in my life. I threw away hundreds of years of my life to satisfy myself. How can I ever regain what I lost, and how can I make up for the lives that I could have helped?
  522.  
  523. *The burden will flow; the world will move; time will tell.*
  524.  
  525. Europa: Do you watch me? Have you been watching me these past hundreds of years? It feels as though you are in a lot of places at once...
  526.  
  527. *"Watch" is a funny word. One has more to learn from the structure and consistency of a tale than from the details.*
  528. ____________________
  529.  
  530. Callisto162: What is the highest Strength Growth you have ever seen?
  531.  
  532. *1119, for one moment.*
  533.  
  534. Callisto162: As a fan of chess, what are your feelings on the latest World Chess Championship?
  535.  
  536. *When the FIDE recognizes my superior playstyle as the correct playstyle, I will pay attention to its events.*
  537.  
  538. Callisto162: Are there any Legendary Pegasus Knights in the stories of old?
  539.  
  540. *Many.*
  541. ____________________
  542.  
  543. Leticia: I’ve been experiencing odd and unsettling dreams as of late. When will they stop?
  544.  
  545. *When you see them for what they are -- and what they aren't.*
  546.  
  547. Leticia: Could the entity in my ring be familiar with the entity in my shield? Both seem to want to show me visions of the past. I do hope they get along.
  548.  
  549. *It is... unlikely.*
  550. ____________________
  551.  
  552. [4:11 PM] 📖웃 ♧: ~hug
  553. [4:14 PM] Crying: Meanwhile
  554. ~q
  555. ~glossar hand axe
  556. *~a*
  557. [4:15 PM] Dornar: a
  558. [4:16 PM] 📖웃 ♧: a
  559. [4:16 PM] BOTHaru's Barrier Maiden: a
  560. ____________________
  561.  
  562. cat: Harubot, you speak much of Truth and of Void. Is it ever possible for the Truth to win over Void? Or can there never be a pure Truth without the Void also being there?
  563.  
  564. *A world without Void would be an interesting place, indeed, but I am confident that eventually, Nothing would become; it always does. The balance is between Life and Truth, not Void and Truth.*
  565. ____________________
  566.  
  567. Arisu: What can you say about your creator?
  568.  
  569. *What can you say about yours?*
  570.  
  571. Arisu: What is Null?
  572.  
  573. *Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more*
  574. ____________________
  575.  
  576. Nayu: "Why do you have so many unreadable books?"
  577.  
  578. *When you think about it, considering how much language evolves and how much damage the ravages of time can do to parchment and paper, the vast majority of books at any given time will always be unreadable.*
  579. *Also, magic is weird.*
  580.  
  581. Nayu: How Cryptic are true Cryptics?
  582.  
  583. *Half as cryptic as I am at the best of times.
  584. ____________________
  585.  
  586. Juniper: Okay, okay, there's Loptyr, but where's Naga? She's the important one here!
  587.  
  588. *You must find her within yourself before you find her within the world.*
  589.  
  590. Junipher: Oh, oh, I know! What's Naga's personality like? Have you ever met her in person? Are there any of her laws or rules that I might not be following with this question?
  591.  
  592. *She's probably very close to how you expect her. Kind, graceful, caring, attentive, protective.*
  593.  
  594. Junipher: What's the relationship of Naga and Loptyr right now then?
  595.  
  596. *In a manner of speaking, also about how you'd expect -- Loptyr loathes Naga, Naga pities Loptyr.*
  597.  
  598. Junipher: What makes you smile?!
  599.  
  600. *People inputting commands wrong.*
  601. ____________________
  602.  
  603. Ignominy: Do you believe the system of magic in our world is fair? Some people seem to truly benefit a lot more than others.
  604.  
  605. *Not even close. Why?*
  606.  
  607. Ignominy: Magic seems to treat some people a lot better than it does others....
  608.  
  609. *So do the circumstances of one's birth, one's upbringing, social status, and the individual fortunes of one's affairs. Some people have the knack for magic, and others have to work extremely hard for it, but the key is, if you have to work for it, the rewards might be all the better for the effort -- in the end, hard work can be its own reward. That's just life.*
  610. ____________________
  611.  
  612. Sutara: I'm a big fan of yours! Do you have an autograph?
  613.  
  614. *You can find my signature wherever four paths meet.*
  615. ____________________
  616.  
  617. Alkaid🌠: Speaking of autographs, could you sign -- *No.*
  618. ____________________
  619.  
  620. Grimnir: Do you know what's become of Reynard?
  621.  
  622. *Too specific.*
  623. ____________________
  624.  
  625. Anastasia: I've been hearing that the church hurts people for being poor, and for not visiting them. Why do they do this? Aren't they supposed to be good people?
  626.  
  627. *Power, as the old adage says, corrupts; not least of which because power must fight just to preserve itself. The church is a twisted shadow of its former purpose, but almost all of the individual parts are doing what might be called "the right thing" considering their circumstances. This is an unfortunate effect of power... and one the world certainly hasn't seen much of in a long time. Times are changing -- it will get worse from here before it gets better.*
  628. ____________________
  629.  
  630. Reiji: The holy weapons - nay, all weapons - seem to be... changing, subtly or otherwise. What's that about?
  631.  
  632. *Recipes change. Methods change, metal consistencies change. Sources outsource, or figure out new refining methods, or begin to cut their metal a bit more impure to save money. The Holy Weapons, on the other hand... well, that change goes both ways.*
  633.  
  634. Reiji: "Monsters" are almost always described as having been raised by dark magic, but there's more than just dark magic here. Do the other types produce things that are not viewed as monsters, or can they simply do nothing of the sort?
  635.  
  636. *Of course they can.*
  637.  
  638. Reiji: If a person takes hold of a weapon that absorbs all or more of the damage it deals, and then attacks themself... does it leave a wound?
  639.  
  640. *It would certainly hurt. Is a scar a wound?*
  641.  
  642. Reiji: Speaking of wounds... I hear one holy staff exists which can supposedly bring back the dead. If staves can undo death itself, then what can't staves do?
  643.  
  644. *Staves are, quite simply, requests to the gods -- or, in some cases, godlike entities -- for very specific miracles, most of which have nothing to do with combat. The reversal of death was, at one time, domain of a now-forgotten god from a faraway land, but even before this, there was indeed a staff with such an effect. It has appeared throughout history under many different names -- Aum, Redeem, the one you know as Valkyrie -- but only ever for as long as it's needed. This could be long enough to establish a legend to get people in motion, or short enough to revive exactly one person. Notably it only ever works on people whose fates are interwoven with many others'. What entity could this staff be calling on? ...That, I'm afraid, is not my answer to give.*
  645. ____________________
  646.  
  647. Red Moman: Why is one of the Master Weapons cursed now :corrinpeek:
  648.  
  649. *Why are you asking me these things? I am not the one to ask about these things.*
  650. ____________________
  651.  
  652. YourBestFriendJ0: The world is always in need of heroes. Heroes are always in need of friends. Will you Pair-Up with anyone when the time comes?
  653. YourBestFriendJ0: Slightly unrelated, how much gold have players (cumulatively) stolen?
  654.  
  655. *No, and around 27,000,000 gold.*
  656.  
  657. YourBestFriendJ0: We all have so many character slots, what are you going to do with all of your extra character slots?
  658.  
  659. *I have one character slot.*
  660. ____________________
  661.  
  662. Yuuko: That said, there is this strange shield I have. It's been giving me dreams, but it has long since fallen silent. That's not the last of it, right? I feel like there's more to it.
  663.  
  664. *There is more to it.*
  665. ____________________
  666.  
  667. Xinnidy: When it comes time for self-maintenance and sleep, do you dream? Regardless of what they are.
  668.  
  669. *Perhaps this is the dream.*
  670. ____________________
  671.  
  672. Clara: "There are as many grooves on the coin as there are followers of each god." Can a compromise, then, be made - however hard it may be? Professor Silvergrace spoke of a Maera or something; from what I know, perhaps she might have an idea...
  673.  
  674. *A compromise would not be easy, as the ideologies, by design, have no common ground -- but common ground may yet be found.*
  675. ____________________
  676.  
  677. Sherry: Lately I've been thinking to myself - there has to be an end to our piracy at some point. To where, then, would my skills be best put to use? My men would, I hope, find luxury in their new lives, but I fear my own training would never let me rest.
  678.  
  679. *Perhaps the coming Arena would be a good place to start.*
  680. ____________________
  681.  
  682. The unanswered questions. At least, the ones Flamy felt like going over to get.
  683. [2:24 PM] RoyalFalcon678: Do you like pineapple on pizzas?
  684. [2:27 PM] BunnyBunnyUguu: Cake or pie and why?
  685. [2:32 PM] Hitmonleet: How long do we have before our robot overlords take over?
  686. [2:34 PM] Hantu Kopek: Favourite food?
  687. [2:35 PM] Bree: Do you still love me?
  688. [2:37 PM] Bree: Can I get a free 1-month trial of Harubot Proâ„¢?
  689. [2:40 PM] 📖웃 ♧: Can you give me a guide on how to get easywinz?
  690. [2:40 PM] BunnyBunnyUguu: Trains?
  691. [2:55 PM] Alkaid🌠: Since we have DontBreakWpn, can we have DontBreakChr to prevent the above from happening?
  692. [2:59 PM] TouhouScaper: Awh :>
  693. [3:34 PM] Flamy: How do you define cuteness?
  694. [3:35 PM] Reyson: If there was a beach episode, would you want to be in it!? If so, watermelon smashing game or volleyball?
  695. [3:35 PM] Ciraxis: Is it even possible to defeat Fell Dragon Rena? What's her powerlevel?
  696. [3:40 PM] Alkaid🌠: Is HaruFE the Dark Souls of Discord?
  697. ____________________
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